Chris D'Elia Rants About Halloween

[@iamtheteapot7405]

"If you're wearing sunglasses at night, be blind!"- Chris D'elia 😂😂😂

[@golden-sun]

S'all good, but *how much*

[@fractallusion7121]

12:39 is why I'm here. I absolutely fucking love it 😂

[@Savage-ih5il]

OOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooo 👻👻👻👻👻👻👻

[@skuliornsigurdsson6704]

“People with sunglasses at night should get extra rights cause they’re blind” lol

[@kil-roy]

To answer the spooky ghost sound question, it's a theremin

[@wtg.t.v]

“All good!.....howmuch? “

[@hhh-cl2be]

Chris "rant" D'Elia

[@MurderMike41370]

@12:43 You're welcome

[@lilathereal1278]

MurderMike41370 holy shit dude, I wasn’t paying attention when I got to this part I had to sit down I was laughing so hard😂

[@MurderMike41370]

LilaThe Real Soooooooooo good!

ya HOOKIN

[@willbouse13]

11:18 mmmmm not lady that's Magic Johnson's son😂😂😂

[@PatriotsOfWash]

I came here for the ghost noise only

[@browneymix3918]

3:28 yah hookin

[@keagkurt]

I’m walking around with a WD-40 and my unplugging hands I’m weak

[@silencenhikes6692]

Your house sounds scary? Here’s WD40...

[@Gottislaps]

UNDERRATED

[@micharosiak1302]

Ya hookin

[@leeesuhx3]

November 1 is my birthday so I’ve always hated Halloween!

[@dannybrownno1]

The uk isn't bad for halloween about 2 weeks before you start to see the stuff.. but at the same time the xmas shit is in the same isle!

[@fatherman3488]

I got baggy jeans right here drying... From Millers Outpost! Love your work Chris 👍

[@JorgeMartinez-yu8ob]

Chris "you hookin" D'Elia

[@josechristianfuentes5988]

Y'hookin

[@billyg2768]

U

[@samyhannah9563]

Chris "How many stacks?" D'Elia

[@glennrudolph]

Y’cryin s’much ev’episode

[@vjynzcagas3825]

how is he crying?

[@thegregzillo9673]

The ol’frooidian slip!

[@jon590]

12:54 👻

[@komanderground]

so all those ravers with sunglasses in the club arent really on molly, they are blind? i feel bad for judging em :/

[@iliketopumpit]

Big mood

[@hollandaise84]

“Not a noise you hear EVER, other than Halloween.” Chris mimics it perfectly. Did somebody steal your last job and ya jeal (left of the ous)? Guess it’s back to hookin’.

[@16handsoffunfunfun]

The stupid ghost thing noice would always scare me as a kid

[@michaeladams6847]

I'm gonna have the baggiest fucking jeans 😂

[@peabodychitztayn6734]

Guys who wear skinny jeans have no nuts. That's real.

[@SurahOnline]

Exactly!

[@Infurnace]

Delia's "all women are hookers phase"

[@bryanlettow4389]

I go to home depot a lot unfortunately and yes any woman or girl will be gazed at uncomfortably.

[@jackoconnor469]

Ehh s'creep

[@bryanlettow4389]

@@jackoconnor469 don't be walking through home deeps then patna

[@gingertea123]

s'groucheh

[@browaruspierogus2182]

I'd like to see that dude joking with Jerry Seinfeld

[@booty_hunter4207]

@Carson Johnny most definitely would not

[@keezytv7854]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@jennakeller7273]

howww muuchhh

[@damien7084]

I don't have a set price or anything, but I have been getting ten dollars.

[@JIGGLYPUFFLICIOUS]

Chris you should go as Bryan Callen for next Halloween.

[@920WASHBURN]

Baggy jeans are just as bad as skinny jeans

[@isla5490]

if not. FINE. but how MUCH?

[@KPrayfortheworld]

Sexy dog catcher. I believe that’s the the only one I haven’t heard yet👍.

[@KPrayfortheworld]

My neighbor was a sexy whore for Halloween. Last year she was a sexy slutbag

[@KPrayfortheworld]

All hookers eve. Perfect brother

[@manehnazaryan9326]

you hear about jeremy renner's ex accusing him of blighting their daughter?

[@nickmoradi711]

Whats blighting?

[@booty_hunter4207]

What's blighting

[@damien7084]

What's blighting?

[@manehnazaryan9326]

oh oops biting

[@darshin95]

8:21 LMFAO

[@DaLilVivi96]

Baggier than Oliver Tree! 🤣👍

[@mic7able]

Hate Halloween? Do what I did and get a couple of decent sized dogs. Then you can legitimately put a sign up saying "Sorry, we have two angry dogs.... they WILL scar your children for life!" Then hire a good lawyer.

[@georgesed2447]

Shut. Your. Stupid. Face.

[@albertorynda740]

Fuck a lawyer, those parents will need one if they step on your yard if you have that sign. They had it coming and caused your dogs dramatic stress xD sue them

[@booty_hunter4207]

Or just write "sorry no candy" on a piece if paper and tape it to your door. Aggressive ass dude

[@johnlagomarsini]

I don't see the issue with girls being sexy, exposed, etc in daily life

[@jamesb6102]

Halloween is for them kids... And kids don't like them plain chips. SO BRING THEM DIPS!!!

[@ODrane]

How much? 100? 4000?

[@aaron4092]

Fun

[@BlxxdLeaf]

Halloween is my wife's birthday xD

[@silencenhikes6692]

Haha nice.

[@mickcv4554]

You kinda remind me of the guy who knocks dressing up on halloween for weeks before going out on halloween cuz he’s too cool, then when he gets downtown and everyone is having fun dressed up he feels like a sore thumb

[@booty_hunter4207]

Alright mick

[@Zaedin710]

2 lonely ass dislikes lol 😂

[@jasonlucas7933]

You just don’t like fun

[@unclejesse4271]

Baggy jeans have been back for a couple years now.

[@TheChewingClown]

False

[@booty_hunter4207]

@@TheChewingClown true*

[@mouseshadow5828]

wtf is halloween "celebrating"?

[@neogeoriffic]

You're too old to worry about having to wear baggy jeans again.

[@T0bh]

Nah dude, have you ever seen anyone younger?

[@johnjamesleahy4065]

did you just spit in your drink ?

[@mikejoey5088]

Chris is just mad because no one wants to dress up as him for Halloween, because they know if they did they'd just have to complain about everything all night

[@Wnick56]

Besides, bird costumes are hard to come by

[@pablopanesso1057]

LEGO Han Solo those eagle costumes really sell out mad quick

[@bryanlee7989]

On his insta a shit ton of people dressed up as him

[@ps7549]

I hate how he says chicks instead of women

[@cruzito8383]

Hi chick

[@vinnyb3978]

Well most women are chicks. Shit most are girls! Chicks is an compliment compared to what most women are. Not many women left.

[@booty_hunter4207]

Legit a synonym

[@hannahhelton3789]

Nah

[@justinb3462]

@@booty_hunter4207 *cinnamon

[@tizzas1232]

Nope..didn't age well...