Chris Distefano Has A Pride Month Crush | Your Mom's House Ep. 765

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@richardmills1455
@richardmills1455 4 ай бұрын
Nothing makes me feel better about my life than hearing Chris talk about his life
@dustingroom7440
@dustingroom7440 4 ай бұрын
Dudes life is multiples better than yours if you are commenting on KZbin videos. 😂😂
@foreignpolicyexpert7670
@foreignpolicyexpert7670 4 ай бұрын
Chrissy is just Mac from It's Always Sunny in real life 🤣
@rosssmith8521
@rosssmith8521 4 ай бұрын
GoaT comment
@weaintfoundsht
@weaintfoundsht 4 ай бұрын
yeah, had this thought as soon as he started talking about jesus
@boonieandbullets808
@boonieandbullets808 3 ай бұрын
So true lmao!!!
@danrobichaud
@danrobichaud 2 ай бұрын
Hahahaha yeah. Wow.
@dubyas1989
@dubyas1989 4 ай бұрын
Christina’s “I’d just like get away from the bear somehow” has real Bert energy.
@CoachTC23
@CoachTC23 4 ай бұрын
Shes 100% female Bert. Probably smells the same.
@BJack1983
@BJack1983 4 ай бұрын
Kristina is losing her mind 😅
@MrJimtheRooster
@MrJimtheRooster 4 ай бұрын
She's drinking the feminism Kool-Aid as is every woman in the office. Never underestimate a woman's ability to misunderstand or purposely misconstrue statistics to appease her ego and victim mentality
@rossw5576
@rossw5576 4 ай бұрын
She's just in her Elton John style phase. But gayer.
@wouterdaemen677
@wouterdaemen677 4 ай бұрын
Lost some respect for Enny with that bullshit he was spewing
@MP-qq7cl
@MP-qq7cl 4 ай бұрын
I like how Tom asked Chris if he's bulking up and Chris immediately launched into the whole story of his impulsive house sale 🤣
@samanthab1923
@samanthab1923 4 ай бұрын
What happened there? Heard him on Rogan & was genuinely worried about him. Seems better here.
@MP-qq7cl
@MP-qq7cl 4 ай бұрын
​​It seems like he does therapy and then uses pods as a sort of subtherapy to process his verbal diarrhe some more. I'm here for it as long as it's benefiting him and his health. Transitional periods can be tumultuous and hes definitely in one. I'm sad Hey Babe is on a "hiatus", but I'm excited for him and Matteo's new pod Teach Me Daddy 🤪 ​@samanthab1923 @@samanthab1923
@Betty-Boop809
@Betty-Boop809 4 ай бұрын
Everytime Chrissy names himself another Chrissy name, I laugh too hard 😂
@TrashParadiseKing
@TrashParadiseKing 4 ай бұрын
Chrissy Classics
@blaketankersley2449
@blaketankersley2449 3 ай бұрын
Its old and played out now. Get a new thing
@mrjones4680
@mrjones4680 4 ай бұрын
The way Tom wanted to call every woman in that room stupid for choosing the bear. I felt it
@J-Cizzle45
@J-Cizzle45 4 ай бұрын
Ok but, men, would you rather be driven around by a woman, or driven around by a bear?
@callmegranto
@callmegranto 4 ай бұрын
Christina could walk past a literal rapist in the woods and would likely be unharmed. she’s like 50 years old. the risk outweighs reward lol
@thainesmith
@thainesmith 4 ай бұрын
Grizzly bears eat their prey alive, from the crotch outward, to keep them fresh as long as possible. That's maybe something to consider. I'd rather be love-touched, personally.
@XxPermaGrinxX
@XxPermaGrinxX 4 ай бұрын
@@J-Cizzle45 A woman because bears can't drive.
@mrjones4680
@mrjones4680 4 ай бұрын
​@@thainesmith here's the funny part about the hypothetical Nobody said the man in the woods HAD to touch you. It's just which one would you rather encounter. To say bear is absolutely insane. And to think you could reason with a bear is also insane. I don't know what would make someone think being eaten alive is not so bad.... Smh I couldn't imagine the hell that must feel like.
@JoeeMaMa8
@JoeeMaMa8 4 ай бұрын
Heather if an episode is late we now know it’s you
@rogue_z3451
@rogue_z3451 4 ай бұрын
We don’t miss uploads
@Kneelin83
@Kneelin83 4 ай бұрын
leave her alone
@ABarancic
@ABarancic 4 ай бұрын
She’s getting older, dude. Be nice.
@douchymcdouche169
@douchymcdouche169 4 ай бұрын
@@rogue_z3451 You don't miss meals.
@ouweman2609
@ouweman2609 4 ай бұрын
Hate From Amsterdam
@kamhutton2673
@kamhutton2673 4 ай бұрын
I just wanted to hug Chris Destefano because he displays all the classic symptoms of bipolar disorder. I hope he’s talking to someone.
@jarielie_xo
@jarielie_xo 4 ай бұрын
I was literally thinking the same thing it's pretty concerning lol
@samanthab1923
@samanthab1923 3 ай бұрын
Yikes! It’s tough to get them on the right meds
@charlenemaldonado9317
@charlenemaldonado9317 2 ай бұрын
I was thinking he was hopped up on coke or Adderall...but this is very accurate with the impusivity, fast taking ( more then normal) , classic mania
@pt93music
@pt93music 4 ай бұрын
Any episode with Chris is going to be a classic 😂
@rams812
@rams812 4 ай бұрын
Yeah, real classic. "Am i gay, am i not gay? I like penis but also vagina", so classic. Same points for years now.
@MJ-qh2su
@MJ-qh2su 4 ай бұрын
I like it when Christina & Tom watch a video for the first time with a guest. It's fun to see their surprised reactions.
@MattMcLeod6
@MattMcLeod6 4 ай бұрын
Genuine chrissy chaos always steals our hearts, makes us laugh, and gives us herpes
@lordfordification
@lordfordification 4 ай бұрын
I miss Chrissy chaos. He's all Chrissy drama and manic now.
@HTHAWK93
@HTHAWK93 4 ай бұрын
Chrissy thick hips is a fav
@MattMcLeod6
@MattMcLeod6 4 ай бұрын
@@lordfordification not sure what you classify as chaotic but I’d say those fit
@lordfordification
@lordfordification 4 ай бұрын
@@MattMcLeod6 fair, it felt like the chaos was fun before, even if it was manufactured. Now the chaos feels real. I agree with Mom and Dad, Chrissy spreads anxiety
@Damitche024
@Damitche024 4 ай бұрын
I thought it was Joe List that was giving everybody herpes
@Henncat69
@Henncat69 4 ай бұрын
“I’ll connect my farts to the resurrection of Jesus.” - Chris DiStefano 😂😂😂
@Queefy
@Queefy 4 ай бұрын
Christina needs to appreciate Unk Shine’s messages. 😒
@chan_martin
@chan_martin 4 ай бұрын
HEYYY CHRISTINA
@dotsongray
@dotsongray 4 ай бұрын
Chrissy truly lives up to his name and being chaotic asf🤣
@BoomDiggety
@BoomDiggety 4 ай бұрын
Never heard happy birthday sung as a funeral durge.
@jumbolumps666
@jumbolumps666 4 ай бұрын
That's the ONLY way I've heard it sung. Aaaand that's why I hate it
@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping
@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping 4 ай бұрын
What tf is a durge?
@neighborbruce
@neighborbruce 4 ай бұрын
Dirge* 🤓
@GymAndSun
@GymAndSun 4 ай бұрын
25:30 Christine that is hilarious The “trauma of a mauling” lol. Sure, there is no PTSD certainly. Because you are dead, eaten alive by that Grizzly. 😅
@retroliftsprs
@retroliftsprs 4 ай бұрын
And to think you could get over your face and body being mutilated if you survive over the insanely small chance of getting penetrated is insane as well.
@chineduogboh4594
@chineduogboh4594 4 ай бұрын
Fed smoker drops are the best
@mattmayo3539
@mattmayo3539 4 ай бұрын
Sometimes during the day I’ll ask myself. “But what about fed smoker?”
@stephaniebenton9070
@stephaniebenton9070 4 ай бұрын
You gotta get it goin bud
@nealelliott1360
@nealelliott1360 4 ай бұрын
RIP, I miss his content
@andrewcampbell9mm
@andrewcampbell9mm 4 ай бұрын
I took my daughters to Vid Con the social media influencer convention and which is very LGBT heavy I knew I had to rock YMH so I wore my Fed Smoker shirt whole time I was there I thought what Tom would think of this place
@sirhaunchalot3336
@sirhaunchalot3336 4 ай бұрын
Holy shit lmao I'm so glad she chose the bear hahahah, let her win the Darwin award already!
@Squesus
@Squesus 4 ай бұрын
Selling a house with a 3.1% mortgage and buying a car that depreciates in value faster than a rock sinks in the ocean, this guy is definitely R-worded 😂
@BorisBidjanSaberi11
@BorisBidjanSaberi11 4 ай бұрын
I think he lives the name chaos too much. Chrissy Comedy not making retarded decisions to ruin his family would still be a funny comedian
@jasonpwnd
@jasonpwnd 4 ай бұрын
He makes a lot more money than normal people though. Any time he wants he can go on tour and make 6 figures easy. Aka he can afford to be financially irresponsible
@angelgjr1999
@angelgjr1999 4 ай бұрын
Chrissy not so financially smart
@dontbetreadin4777
@dontbetreadin4777 4 ай бұрын
​​@@jasonpwndthis isn't true at all. Chris doesn't bring crowds, he can fill some clubs. His podcasts barely if ever hit 100,000 views in a week
@bill-or-somthingbill4390
@bill-or-somthingbill4390 4 ай бұрын
We probably won’t see 3% mortgages again for 20 years
@georgieboy_htown4eva4eva
@georgieboy_htown4eva4eva 4 ай бұрын
The tattooing freckles joke by Tom was 1000% on point 😂😂
@JMMnumber1
@JMMnumber1 4 ай бұрын
Christina’s brain is literally rotted by tik tok
@vocaldancemusic
@vocaldancemusic 4 ай бұрын
shes got issues. tom should upgrade to a 24 year old.
@Arshad339
@Arshad339 4 ай бұрын
If you can work from home or you need a side hustle please let me know because we have lots of openings. You can also work around your children as well. Hope this helps.
@deadmemoryrecords
@deadmemoryrecords 4 ай бұрын
David Lucas - Id rather be with a bear than a woman, at least the Bear knows what it wants to eat
@sfr2107
@sfr2107 4 ай бұрын
Ba dum TSS!
@PaNDaSNiP3R
@PaNDaSNiP3R 4 ай бұрын
As someone with freckles my entire life I hate these people
@daverz15
@daverz15 4 ай бұрын
I love freckles on girls - they're really pretty...But tattooing them on is just weird.
@littlewigglemonster7691
@littlewigglemonster7691 4 ай бұрын
​@@daverz15 if they are hot to begin with yah 🤣
@Couchpacino
@Couchpacino 4 ай бұрын
Yeah, we got made fun of for our freckles back in the day and had to find our self esteem despite that. These people are participating in stolen valor!
@Jimmy_Watt
@Jimmy_Watt 4 ай бұрын
I was ripped on and called all sorts of shit for freckles in school. And for the clothes I wore. Guess what? EVERY single thing we got ripped on for is cool among the kids now. Christina and Tom: *entertains gender pretenders and others because "don't make fun of people for things they can't change."* Also Christina and Tom: "Freckles are fucking gross! Cover that shit up!"
@mastergwaha
@mastergwaha 4 ай бұрын
@@Couchpacino stolen valor AND cultural appropriation ! my freckles are not your tattoos!
@RicAtari
@RicAtari 4 ай бұрын
Entire episode to hear Chris figure out what we already know about him 😂😂
@spencerstevens5841
@spencerstevens5841 4 ай бұрын
There is no chance you'll escape the grizzly bear Christina your gone lol
@candacec8857
@candacec8857 4 ай бұрын
*you’re
@mastergwaha
@mastergwaha 4 ай бұрын
@@candacec8857 howd he job here that fuck face!?
@bluflaam777LSA
@bluflaam777LSA 4 ай бұрын
@@candacec8857 ya'll
@mikeyrocks8664
@mikeyrocks8664 4 ай бұрын
Kristine commenting on other people’s appearance is actually funny 😂
@robertt8279
@robertt8279 4 ай бұрын
You know, I've learned these lessons the hard way. I bought a BMW yesterday. Chris needs help. Poor guy.
@mrs.h2725
@mrs.h2725 4 ай бұрын
I was about to comment saying how shocking it is that Christopher's wife hasn't left him yet, but the beamer is worse. Way to set that bar jeans 😂
@Knowhereman37
@Knowhereman37 4 ай бұрын
24:27 do they know most times the bear won't un-life you first? Those mofos just start chewing!
@Kevin-wx4un
@Kevin-wx4un 4 ай бұрын
I hope this episode doesn’t turn into a counseling session. Chris seems to enjoy that. 😂
@emilydegeorge9059
@emilydegeorge9059 4 ай бұрын
It’s a full on session. lol
@SadaamEyeFace
@SadaamEyeFace 4 ай бұрын
@@emilydegeorge9059
@nothing-to7iy
@nothing-to7iy 4 ай бұрын
every podcast apperance i shim crying about his anxiety. And not even like every podcast in a year, EVERY PODCAST YEAR AFTER YEAR.
@CertifiedSkank
@CertifiedSkank 4 ай бұрын
It did.
@cd-yq9ou
@cd-yq9ou 4 ай бұрын
It is
@AKABlock
@AKABlock 4 ай бұрын
Listening to Chrissy talk about his life is like the Uncut Gems equivalent of podcasting.
@RPRsChannel
@RPRsChannel 4 ай бұрын
---> *_Every gahdddamn time Chrissy is on a pod my blood pressure rises. Could we crowdfund him a "Money Guy", so he doesn't fkcu up his life again?_*
@jamesvint8623
@jamesvint8623 4 ай бұрын
He's the Uncut Gems of comedy and I'm here for it.
@DardanosB
@DardanosB 4 ай бұрын
Why crowdfund when he has more than enough to hire one
@davishorowitz6594
@davishorowitz6594 4 ай бұрын
Women choosing the bear is a great example of how women think emotionally instead of with statistics and logic. Virtual 100% chance of a painful and drawn out death versus at max of 0.5% chance of being forcibly touched.
@billyconforto7673
@billyconforto7673 4 ай бұрын
It's fucking bonkers. Like even if it the 50/50 chance and the bear your odds seem better with a coin flip than a hungry predator. Thank God force touch isn't the flip of a coin also 😅
@chrisritchie1595
@chrisritchie1595 4 ай бұрын
If you’re trying to escape said encounter, you might have a chance to flee from a man. A bear on the other hand will forcibly remove your face if you try to run.
@appetitefordeconstruction
@appetitefordeconstruction 4 ай бұрын
If somebody hands you a box of 100 Maltesers and says "6 of these are balls of shit disguised as Maltesers", are you taking your chances and eating the Maltesers? No. What women are saying is, they would literally rather die than possibly be raped. That's their prerogative to feel that way.
@smagala86
@smagala86 4 ай бұрын
Every outdoorsman i know would help a random woman they came across in the woods, every bear i know would eat them.
@_m_m4
@_m_m4 4 ай бұрын
16:44 freeze frame and 8.0x zoom in on Enny’s face… he HAS the Morgan Freeman freckles already, they’re just not as pronounced as Morgan’s are 😂❤
@RestorationIHealYou
@RestorationIHealYou 4 ай бұрын
God damn I haven't half skipped through a video in along time. Thanks Tom.
@lafemmegvantsa8154
@lafemmegvantsa8154 4 ай бұрын
Sometimes I feel like Chrissy is not that happy but is afraid to leave his girl and just acts and says crazy things to make her leave 🤣🤣🤣
@CopperEyeFilms
@CopperEyeFilms 4 ай бұрын
Or he's absolutely happy and found a woman who loves him no matter how r-worded or unfaithful he is. Have you seen her? She's gorgeous.
@joseonate7133
@joseonate7133 4 ай бұрын
Christina has a tramp stamp… and gets face lifts, 😂 the irony
@cloudbloom
@cloudbloom 4 ай бұрын
Don't forget though that she's "goth"!!
@Smoochie71804
@Smoochie71804 4 ай бұрын
“If it’s this nauseating for you why are you doing it??” 😂😂
@baneshady
@baneshady 4 ай бұрын
Releasing an episode on June 26th and plugging dates for June 8-10 is r worded 😂
@RunicMike
@RunicMike 4 ай бұрын
I went back to make sure I hadn't misheard, need better episode management if they're going to bank them
@youtubecommentcreatorr
@youtubecommentcreatorr 4 ай бұрын
According to Reddit..... you are over 2000 times more safe with a random man than a random bear.
@GoadedGoblin
@GoadedGoblin 4 ай бұрын
I just wish we could put it to the test. All the women who pick bear should get to spend an hour in a room with a bear. All the women who pick men get to spend an hour in a room with a man. The women saying bear are being disingenuous to the exercise because they know it's hypothetical, and the ones who are being serious don't matter, because thanks to the bear, they're dead.
@masterofevilshadow
@masterofevilshadow 4 ай бұрын
@@GoadedGoblin Well yeah. Instead of actually engaging with the hypothetical they're taking it as a moment to get on their podium, in classic feminist fashion, and shit on men. And if you push back you are a pick-me or 'part of the problem'. Or maybe some people would rather be pinned down and eaten alive than raped I guess
@jeanaprewitt9658
@jeanaprewitt9658 4 ай бұрын
Well, if Reddit says so... It's not about statistics, it's about perceived danger. I'm with Christina, I'll take my chances with a bear.
@youtubecommentcreatorr
@youtubecommentcreatorr 4 ай бұрын
@@jeanaprewitt9658 lmao yeah i was being a bit humorous with the Reddit remark. If you are for sure going to encounter a bear or a man in the woods...I think it would be easier to get away from a man than a 600 lb bear that can run up to 35 mph....
@sam_I_may_be
@sam_I_may_be 4 ай бұрын
In the scenario is the man an adventurous hiker or does he like… LIVE in the woods. Cause those are 2 very different people 😅
@cheesentrees2555
@cheesentrees2555 4 ай бұрын
Enny FTW understanding women’s perspective about the bear vs. man debate. He gets it 100%! 🙌🏻
@justinlawlor3898
@justinlawlor3898 4 ай бұрын
Chris gives me anxiety also, and my life is terrible, he is unbelievably wild and crazy lmfao
@shermanwaren159
@shermanwaren159 3 ай бұрын
This dude is so refreshing to hear. Absolute legend! This dude always has a safe space in our circle to talk freely! Right boys!
@Pitafajita94
@Pitafajita94 4 ай бұрын
Tommy just scared to do the naked hugging cause he knows he'll enjoy it
@ryanmbricker
@ryanmbricker 4 ай бұрын
Love the humility in this ep all around while remaining funny and doing what y’all do best. Feels nice. 😇
@XionicAihara
@XionicAihara 4 ай бұрын
That tiktok trend blows my mind. Its a bear. You have a higher chance of not getting SAd versus DYING.
@Sid00077
@Sid00077 4 ай бұрын
Yeah, it's all rage bait. Man vs bear is the same as woman vs tree. All for the Algo.
@patrickmichaels1362
@patrickmichaels1362 4 ай бұрын
Oh and men never murder woman?
@miguellora8666
@miguellora8666 2 ай бұрын
Chris is so open and honest and I love that. A lot of us are afraid to tell people our mistakes because of how people react makes us feel bad but he openly shares all his short comings and in return the listener feels better.
@guitjolin
@guitjolin 4 ай бұрын
Tattooed freckles is r-worded!!
@cocainepinata3829
@cocainepinata3829 4 ай бұрын
That fad lasted 3 months last year. These fools are R worded indeed.
@Clarkillustrations
@Clarkillustrations 4 ай бұрын
I completely agree with Christina & Tom...every time Chrissy tells this story, I get such anxiety....😰
@alexlawrence6440
@alexlawrence6440 4 ай бұрын
Chrissy has such ymh energy like the theme song feels like it’s always playing in his head
@quinntessentiallyme9894
@quinntessentiallyme9894 4 ай бұрын
Even Crissy's sexuality is chaotic. We live.
@TheOrozs
@TheOrozs 4 ай бұрын
"Forcibly love touch" 😂😂😂
@pshhh7856
@pshhh7856 4 ай бұрын
Christina gets her news and personality from tik tok
@seattletyler
@seattletyler 4 ай бұрын
And her indoor sunglasses
@TheOrlandoTrustfull
@TheOrlandoTrustfull 4 ай бұрын
Personality?
@fishermanjim5654
@fishermanjim5654 4 ай бұрын
She is the worst person.
@Mikey10Cooks
@Mikey10Cooks 4 ай бұрын
She is a treasure. I adore her and her comedy.
@Jimmy_Watt
@Jimmy_Watt 4 ай бұрын
​@@Mikey10CooksYour bar is low.
@kalebclevenger3478
@kalebclevenger3478 4 ай бұрын
1:22:39 mommy taking her glasses off to see if she's seeing it right 😭😂
@wyattk7898
@wyattk7898 4 ай бұрын
What Would You Rather. Be in the woods with a bear. Or get pulled over my a female police officer?
@wyattk7898
@wyattk7898 4 ай бұрын
*Men only
@TeddyBremmer
@TeddyBremmer 4 ай бұрын
Depends on if the officer is hot or on a power trip and your black.
@wyattk7898
@wyattk7898 4 ай бұрын
@@TeddyBremmer I’m white as shit cracka
@davishorowitz6594
@davishorowitz6594 4 ай бұрын
Definitely the bear 😂
@retroliftsprs
@retroliftsprs 4 ай бұрын
Well I could easily get away from a female officer so duh the officer. What kind of dumb question is this.
@clamsoup
@clamsoup 4 ай бұрын
Chrissy comes to life when the ball cupping ritual is revealed.
@simppmagnett
@simppmagnett 4 ай бұрын
Hahaha, you're really making me feel great about my 31st birthday Tina 😂 I've got no money saved and I'm decaying evidently. 🤣 I did quit smoking atleast 🤷‍♀️
@Wildoddity
@Wildoddity 4 ай бұрын
Might as well pick it back up now you’re almost dead 😥
@simppmagnett
@simppmagnett 4 ай бұрын
@@Wildoddity hahahaha true, good call.
@frankiesomeone
@frankiesomeone 4 ай бұрын
the bear question is a crystal clear illustration of how women's thinking is led by feelings
@AhronLong
@AhronLong 4 ай бұрын
What’s logic and reason?😂
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology 2 ай бұрын
It is a 'reaction to out-of-context-thing'. Out in nature, in the woods it would be more normal to see a bear. It's an animal, it lives in the woods: normal. Encountering a man (and the implication that he is a stranger, it wasn't expected etc) means encountering something 'out of context'. So.....yeah, the bear is the 'more normal thing'.
@joelmorris32
@joelmorris32 4 ай бұрын
Even if the man in the woods DID decide to attack vs the Grizzly that WILL attack do women think they have a better chance at fighting off a grizzly than a man???
@Jkjazz123
@Jkjazz123 4 ай бұрын
They believe bears just walk away when they aren’t feeling threatened. But they forget if you’re close enough to see the bear you might as well already be dead.
@NinaNeko4
@NinaNeko4 4 ай бұрын
Why do ya’ll think women are thinking of a “walk away” scenario…?
@cassiecooper6410
@cassiecooper6410 4 ай бұрын
It's about being attacked randomly not fighting off an attack
@mcstench8913
@mcstench8913 4 ай бұрын
@@NinaNeko4because thats the hypothetical?
@Shifty2100
@Shifty2100 4 ай бұрын
It's because they feel the attack of the man is a more real threat. Its not, but people can conceptualize that and not an animal attack. It's not a logical question they're being asked really, just an emotional one. Their opinion makes sense. Even if it's insane.
@mushmama
@mushmama 4 ай бұрын
That jump cut at 1:08 makes me wonder how long dude talks about his foot fetish. This episode is tokked
@mardydurks13
@mardydurks13 4 ай бұрын
Cristy’s take grizzly bear debate is wild to me.
@mutsa8
@mutsa8 4 ай бұрын
Its R worded that's why
@illuminati.biscotti
@illuminati.biscotti 4 ай бұрын
I don't even want to get his information from you, I'll find him by myself 😂😂😂
@andrewharwell7152
@andrewharwell7152 4 ай бұрын
Bruh I almost threw up at work I'm front of my boss during the shit brush
@rudyregehr6231
@rudyregehr6231 4 ай бұрын
christina: "you're supposed to hide and be ashamed of your inperfections." christina: does this show anyway
@stephaniebenton9070
@stephaniebenton9070 4 ай бұрын
I absolutely hate the double soul shaman
@xitaris5981
@xitaris5981 4 ай бұрын
I used to feel that way. But I would watch him all day rather than watch the shit eaters
@mushmama
@mushmama 4 ай бұрын
Me too. I think he’s super gross.
@BadAce67
@BadAce67 4 ай бұрын
To choose a bear is to willingly choose ignorance. A bear will 100% of the times kill you/ leave you wishing you were dead. The statistics google provides are not based on actual encounters , but proximity to the bear. If you’re close enough to the bear as the example leads. You. Are. Dead. Would you rather swim with a shark, or a dog? Most will choose dogs, even though dogs kill more humans per day than sharks do in 10 years. Common sense isn’t so common anymore, and it’s depressing
@abasslinelow
@abasslinelow Ай бұрын
I was with you until dog vs shark. The reason dogs kill more people than sharks is because every square inch of this country is covered in dogs, whereas sharks are only on certain coasts at certain times in water, where people don't normally hang. You're not going to get bit by a shark while walking in the park. If you keep in mind the ratio of frequency of exposure to each animal, I think you'll find sharks are significantly more deadly. Also, unlike with bears, people survive dog attacks all the time. Depending on the breed, it's totally reasonable to think you could take a dog.
@Velstat141
@Velstat141 4 ай бұрын
I remember seeing a clip of a girl saying she would choose the bear becuase it would be aleast a quick clean death if it happened. AH NO, that bear is pinning you to the ground with one paw, and taking bites out of you until its had its fill. the bear/man discourse had to one of the all time women moments of the last 4 years.
@sam_I_may_be
@sam_I_may_be 4 ай бұрын
The Revenant was so visceral, I’m now practically afraid of bears instead of just hypothetically. An absolutely horrifying way to die - any predator that doesn’t kill first, really
@RegularFlyGuy
@RegularFlyGuy 4 ай бұрын
Their point is not the likelihood of death, its the likelihood of SA. Its having to carry around that weight.
@Velstat141
@Velstat141 4 ай бұрын
@@RegularFlyGuy yeah still dumb. whats a heavier weight being eating alive or..
@davishorowitz6594
@davishorowitz6594 4 ай бұрын
​@@RegularFlyGuysure, but it's nearly 100% chance of death and a horrible painful death at that. Meanwhile it is an extremely low chance a random man in the forest is there to forcibly touch someone. More likely he's an outdoorsy guy who could probably help you if you're lost.
@OhDamnBam
@OhDamnBam 3 ай бұрын
Why is nobody counting the fact that we both need to get out of the woods cause there’s fuckin bears here 😂
@Hylss
@Hylss 4 ай бұрын
Chrissy Chaos is the man, in every sense. Genuine, masculine, vulnerable, funny, handsome, etc.
@mykmcgrane
@mykmcgrane 4 ай бұрын
They brought back "God Blesses" Maybe this show is still worth saving.
@joelmorris32
@joelmorris32 4 ай бұрын
“There’s a chance you’ll escape the grizzly attack” Encounter a grizzly in the woods with a 99% chance of it attacking or encounter a man that it probably just hiking… choose the bear👍🏾
@SkyBabyBoom
@SkyBabyBoom 4 ай бұрын
Its absolutely insane.
@taylor_dawsonn
@taylor_dawsonn 4 ай бұрын
Wild
@chelseyk1252
@chelseyk1252 4 ай бұрын
Waiting for the “Grey Zone” special from Chrissy Chaos. Make it happen!!!
@tuckercase2449
@tuckercase2449 4 ай бұрын
I could abuse my body in my 20s. At 30, a hangover became a possible death sentence.
@Kontiio
@Kontiio 4 ай бұрын
i’m 21 and can’t do hangovers am i cooked
@tuckercase2449
@tuckercase2449 4 ай бұрын
@@Kontiio No, just nurse a drink or two throughout whatever escapade or respectable dinner you find yourself in and stay hydrated. I did that more often than not and was fine...it's the "nots" that'll get you.
@sneakernickel
@sneakernickel 4 ай бұрын
It's more likely alcoholic ketoacidosis, which feels like death that many people think is a hangover. It happens if you drink too much over a night and don't have enough glucose in your system. If you're gonna drink in your 30s you need to drink water that whole day before and make sure you take your vitamins.
@blazeleutem
@blazeleutem 4 ай бұрын
just wait till 40.....
@mastergwaha
@mastergwaha 4 ай бұрын
@@blazeleutem thats what i was thinking hahaha
@michaelfrazier3148
@michaelfrazier3148 4 ай бұрын
I like when they have a comedian on. Nice to see someone on the show who’s funny.
@mjsudela
@mjsudela 4 ай бұрын
GETTT OFFFFF
@carterman7709
@carterman7709 4 ай бұрын
Bro Chrissy Chaos is a whole vibe. His life is a continuous bit and I'm here for it.
@irish7611
@irish7611 4 ай бұрын
Bro …. SPIT IT OUT CHRIS!!!! good lord 😂
@nolongerblocked6210
@nolongerblocked6210 4 ай бұрын
Chrissy D has THE most understanding wife in the history of humanity 😂😂
@SallySlater0077
@SallySlater0077 4 ай бұрын
Thanks Christine for still making fun of us peeps with freckles 💀
@ChuckChizzle320
@ChuckChizzle320 4 ай бұрын
Christina’s laugh after Tom brings up the coffee/enamel topic… lmao, so glad they left that in
@-DarkFox-
@-DarkFox- 4 ай бұрын
Chrissy talking about "choosing a side" felt like a Star Wars Force analogy. I feel like we are so close to seeing Crissy's fall to the Dark Side complete
@Couchpacino
@Couchpacino 4 ай бұрын
Nothing is off-topic for Chrissy Honesty. Love this guy
@daegiovanni5864
@daegiovanni5864 4 ай бұрын
the "bear vs. man" issue has become a de facto intelligence test. "i would get over being mauled by a bear" is a failing grade.
@jenn2894
@jenn2894 4 ай бұрын
apparently it's a bigger deal than we think.....YT has been deleting my comments like crazy since this dumb debate started. I've posted so many logical reasons why I would choose man vs bear, and they all disappear moments after I hit send. i guess not wanting to be eaten alive by bears goes against the community guidelines 🤷‍♀️
@aresjerry
@aresjerry 4 ай бұрын
Oh you don't understand women at all lol
@jenn2894
@jenn2894 4 ай бұрын
@aresjerry questioning my womanhood hard now, bc no way im choosing the bear. if i see a bear in one direction, and a man fishing/camping in the other, and i have to pass one of em, im making a beeline to the man. I've always had healthy relationships with the men in my life, and i view them more as protectors than a threat. * and can you plz lmk if you can see this comment? i made a comment in this thread an hour ago about my comments on this debate being deleted, and now i don't see it.....
@aresjerry
@aresjerry 4 ай бұрын
@jenn2894 it's just a sht test, it's like when chick's say "will you still love me if I was a Worm babe?"
@jenn2894
@jenn2894 4 ай бұрын
@aresjerry those are cute, fun questions that women used to ask playfully......now everyone's so aggressive and hostile " he wouldn't peel my orange and it hurt my feelings worse than being mauled by a bear😭" lmao, tf is even going _on_ ?
@H3atherK4y
@H3atherK4y 4 ай бұрын
Love the freckle part. I have them and have struggled with self esteem issues from it. And have recently been learning to love my freckles. This helped! Thanks guys 😅😍
@aqweds5
@aqweds5 4 ай бұрын
Ya know what’s even stronger than a man a bear lmfao
@GaryEddyOnline
@GaryEddyOnline 4 ай бұрын
1:08:33 it’s one of those things where I, uh… Lmao what did they cut out here? At this point, what would NOT be okay to have?
@abccoy
@abccoy 4 ай бұрын
The grizzly bear concept is insanity
@khall1780
@khall1780 4 ай бұрын
And Kristina was like “NOBODY Forcibly touch mee” 😅😅😅 Chris got her!
@neechie3o6
@neechie3o6 4 ай бұрын
Christina tryna act like she didn’t say that shit at the beginning in this episode.😂 She’s wearing the same clothes and glasses. Ffs. Shoutout to Sydney Sweeney’s mommy milkers!😘
@migz8024
@migz8024 4 ай бұрын
Nothing better than Chrissy on YMH 😂 Love this man!
@connorwhitaker4538
@connorwhitaker4538 4 ай бұрын
Oh my god Christina in road rules
@johnbonamigo5696
@johnbonamigo5696 4 ай бұрын
Cant find it anywhere
@Poopballss
@Poopballss 4 ай бұрын
There were a bunch of road rules shot but not aired. Basically means she was uninteresting all the way back then too
@polisheagle1858
@polisheagle1858 4 ай бұрын
Season 6 kzbin.info/www/bejne/nYfbpZJ4nsaegZY
@drsavage3262
@drsavage3262 4 ай бұрын
The man vs bear argument is so R worded!
@justsomguy8930
@justsomguy8930 4 ай бұрын
Bears will eat you while you are alive too. Watch "Grizzly Man"
@christyyloven4687
@christyyloven4687 4 ай бұрын
23:46 In 1974, Serbian performance artist Marina Abramović performed Rhythm 0, a six-hour endurance art piece in Naples where she invited audience members to use 72 objects on her however they wanted. The objects included benign items like perfume, flowers, and a feather boa, as well as more dangerous items like a loaded pistol, scissors, and an axe. Abramović stood still throughout the performance, accepting full responsibility for whatever happened to her … etc
@RunningWild32
@RunningWild32 4 ай бұрын
Every time I think Christina can’t be anymore dumb or idiotic, she shares her opinion and somehow blows my mind
@mikem2762
@mikem2762 4 ай бұрын
"The hummus cannon; that's how you get peace in the Middle East." was totally underrated Distefano dunk
@jeffwallace4538
@jeffwallace4538 4 ай бұрын
Christina saying sydney Sweenys not cute without makeup is absolutely wild. Especially coming from her
@madeintexas1213
@madeintexas1213 4 ай бұрын
Women hate each other. It’s a scientific fact.
@GoadedGoblin
@GoadedGoblin 4 ай бұрын
The thing about Kristine, is that she always has been fully Rworded. Plus, her stand up is terrible. She deserves the bear, I'll take Sydney.
@littlewigglemonster7691
@littlewigglemonster7691 4 ай бұрын
Agreeed ​@@GoadedGoblin
@mcstench8913
@mcstench8913 4 ай бұрын
@@GoadedGoblinyea your comedy is SO much funnier.... wait
@Jimmy_Watt
@Jimmy_Watt 4 ай бұрын
​@@mcstench8913Did the guy claim to be a comedian? Also, what do you think the comment section is for? I had some guy here yell at me for saying the show used to be better, and he told me my opinion means nothing. Well, they got rid of the extended show previews because of comments. You can't say music is bad unless you're a better musician? Your logic is bad.
@invisibleadversary
@invisibleadversary 4 ай бұрын
1:09:52 "She looks like she would tolerate me and not judge me" 🤣 That's at once beautiful, hilarious, and tragic.
@mattyg695
@mattyg695 4 ай бұрын
The bear situation mentality is mind boggling. So dumb
@zacharyambrose2104
@zacharyambrose2104 4 ай бұрын
If you're in the woods and you'd rather be face to face with a bear than a man, you deserve the bear
@tms02
@tms02 4 ай бұрын
Notice her answer all based on feeling, not facts.
@Anomaly134
@Anomaly134 4 ай бұрын
It’s worse than that it’s completely irrational and sexist the rapist also has a feeling is that justified and is his truth worthy or are they both just dumb and worthless
@JDK516
@JDK516 4 ай бұрын
What it demonstrates is that almost all women have had a terrible experience with a creepy/violent man, but never with a wild bear. It's all based on personal experience.
@zacharyambrose2104
@zacharyambrose2104 4 ай бұрын
​@JDK516 that's certainly a perspective, but, I dont believe you need to have experienced a bear attack to come to the conclusion that it would be the most horrific thing you would ever have to endure. If her take truly is she'll risk the likely 100% chance of a bear mauling her over the less than 1% chance of a random dude assaulting her, that's kinda crazy. I could see tom trying to lead her into realizing the absurdity but it was never gonna sink in
@jamest2544
@jamest2544 4 ай бұрын
I AM SUCH A HUGE FAN OF THE 45 MINUTES OF ADS DURING THE POD WOOOO LETS GOOOOO 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
@happybirthdayyyy
@happybirthdayyyy 4 ай бұрын
I love Chris soooo much
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