Happy Juneteenth! (From Some Whites) | Your Mom's House Ep. 764

[@MyFallenshadow]

Happy 85th birthday Christine

[@soulskater9130]

Congratulations Christina. On surviving 85 years. You look like you’re 90.

[@mrcivilization112]

@@soulskater9130she is hot AF there brother !

[@porks8947]

Doesn't look a day over 106

[@BringMeCreatures]

honestly very hot for 55

[@hubbs7097]

Wow wow wow

[@michaelafj]

The double soul shaman depicted as a spartan behind Tom is a masterpiece 😂😂

[@jamespropane369]

It really is.

[@jeremybignell]

Hahahaha

[@peterbuckley1310]

He IS a spartan.

[@Arshad339]

@@jamespropane369 If you can work from home or you need a side hustle please let me know because we have lots of openings. You can also work around your children as well. Hope this helps.

[@10xHippo]

DUDE. They got a portrait of the Double Soul Shaman as a Spartan warrior 👌

[@MrMattHardie]

was looking for this comment

[@HAHb-zc2dp]

Gh-ey

[@brandondiamond4269]

Tom pretending he doesn't know the symbol for the Illuminati is the best acting Ive seen this week. Flagons of hate from Columbus.

[@karenamyx2205]

I dont care how rich tom is, if illuminati is letting in goofy comedians, its not that scary.

[@aaronmiller7954]

It's not real in the first place. If celebs think they're illuminati, then it's some freaky sex club that was made up in recent decades, not some global Kabal that runs the world.

[@LeftyRighty123]

@@karenamyx2205 utube is the illuminati information control system, it turned all the formed edge lords into corporate mouthpieces.

[@jobymahon2871]

Are you a zim zer?

[@HAHb-zc2dp]

​@@karenamyx2205it's not even real 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Triple87]

The fact you don’t have a J Roc “you know what I’m sayin” sound bite is so disappointing. 😂😂

[@hestermofet6350]

That'd be epic!!!!! Gnomesayin??!!! 👍😎✌️

[@jb7720]

FACTS

[@PremiumFrodo]

J to the R O C mah fackas

[@austinkaimalia1273]

It's criminal if you ask me 😂

[@itsjonny5]

That would be awesome! You know what I mean?

[@AugustThor438]

I imagine hell being just listening to Tim and Kirsten reading ads

[@CIRCLEOFTONE]

Heaven is listening to 2019 Tim Dillon reading ads. "Underwear designed by a special forces war criminal, who while burning villages noticed his balls were stuck to his leg".

[@powerfuljackglass]

honestly she's the only one i don't mind atm

[@faperito2389]

Hell could be worse

[@Simiocrates]

You could get salvation for 5 bucks a month

[@senseiseagal8343]

@@CIRCLEOFTONEtbf Tim’s ad reads are still wild

[@IronRangeGreens]

Bro shatters his body jumping off a flat surface and he “feels” 30 😂

[@johnnysays9629]

It's all about how you feel babay!

[@Drip_Drizzle]

it happens to teenagers all the time, still laughing at the comment though.

[@CForrTCL]

I think he means fit Tom feels 30. Fat Tom probably felt 65

[@geofflitwin9020]

Alpha male!

[@GatsbyMyself]

@@CForrTCLStill fat. Just healthier.

[@MrSpeedyAce]

I love the shots of Chris Larson jamming out 😂😂😂

[@cheezie3135]

Why

[@MrSpeedyAce]

@@cheezie3135 because he’s awesome

[@Adoubletrippletap]

His name is Chris Jasminrice.

[@staplerwatercup4605]

Nobody: Christina: ozempic

[@epicstark990]

🤷🏻‍♂️

[@Kevin-yn7ju]

Ozempies*

[@jb7720]

😂 I heard her talk about but thought she got off it, then I saw a picture with some comics at the mothership and you could see it in her face

[@MrSpeedyAce]

She’s so annoying with that. She is one of those Ozempic celebrities that are ruining that miracle drug by abusing it.

[@IamaFungi]

@@MrSpeedyAceand you are ruining everyone’s life.

[@leighleigh747]

I love hearing Christina imitate her mom 😂😂😂

[@MrB33faroni]

They missed the best joke when talking about juneteenth gifts. The man SAID "To buy me?".....no i think juneteenth means i can't do that anymore.

[@t0kinblkguy]

I heard it too. Lol

[@JamiePatrick-nd6sx]

Unfortunately

[@marshallcopley7542]

You Win.

[@andremororo-fisher3096]

They wouldn’t joke about that they are getting kinda woke and “safe comedy” nowadays unfortunately

[@tonymartinez1978]

The Asperger guy with Stockholm syndrome eating Chinese food was the saddest thing I’ve ever seen it really upset me lol

[@joshtootill]

Ennie asks for 20k for JuneTeenth. My man was like I need reparations and Tom’s like nope you get to be in charge of recess.

[@joeohara5209]

“Slapped her to calm her down” Tom: btw, this works “It didn’t work”😂

[@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping]

Works on all Jada's 60% of the time

[@bigmikem1578]

😂😂

[@edp3202]

Ok 😬

[@neighborbruce]

The chris cam during the intro made my jeans tighter

[@MrSpeedyAce]

Love Chris Larson 🙃

[@glandersonbooper9342]

The dispensery I go to in Salt Lake City is closed today and i now hate this holiday.

[@josef2012]

Fair

[@michaelmartin74]

Hate from Bountiful

[@paulamerson7581]

It’s imaginary…

[@3K4peikos]

I hope this greeting doesn't scare you Christina. Happy birthday, mommy! Buckets of hate from Lithuania

[@carlosgamez1799]

Just noticed the "Spartan" behind Tom 😂😂😂

[@marznet9106]

Christina and my REAL mommy share the same birfday, well that explains my main mommy connection. 🎈 LOVE you Christine!!!

[@TheDagglewillis]

"I feel like of you get convicted of a felony you usually don't get probation" Oh, my sweet summer child

[@HGcardinal55]

Yeah... my brother in law stole one of my companies' work trucks and drove it to Texas, also he had some warrants at the time. He got off with 2 years probation....

[@ctdieselnut]

I feel like making fun of a felon being turned down at a job interview may be in bad taste. It's on brand for this trainwreck though. I think I remember why I stopped watching this crap. Bert, Christina's weekly update of the type of shits she's taking, Tom's joking but actually genuine disdain for the poors, etc. I get it, the guy is a bonehead, but the man was convicted and served some type of punishment, dont we want people to then become contributing members of society? Keep him on a short leash, but if people don't make a legit income, he'll be the one that only knows how to rob your house next month to eat. Maybe he should realise that presenting as less of a thug would help. Plenty of blame to go around, and it just makes me sad all around. Ps, I run a business, I've taken chances on people like this with mixed results, so dont tell me 'well, then you hire him'. Just have to be realistic and cognizant of what they can contribute. (public interactions, customer service, etc may not be a great face for your company). Workers showing up on time and functional (decently sober 😂) is half the battle sometimes.

[@HAHb-zc2dp]

A felony doesn't mean anything though,all criminals are felons it's just a word all criminals commit felonies 😂😂😂😂😂😂 english is easy dont make it out to be hard

[@adambergman9532]

​@HAHb-zc2dp this guy has never heard of a misdemeanor

[@MossMan4288]

@@ctdieselnutso it's okay to make fun of disabilities, obese people, dudes in prison, all races, etc, but when it comes to a guy that burned his exes house down that's off limits 🙄got it

[@karlgrohmannmusic]

My bassoon teacher was the 1979 Hoolahoop champion in the US. So yeah, it gets serious.

[@rams812]

100 never looked so good, Happy Birthday mommy!

[@CashedoutLookingup]

Chrissi P: *epic burp* "I had a cinnabon 2 days ago" killed me!

[@Ghupaloy42]

Hey Christine! I've been listening to yall for probably 5 plus years, probably started watching when you were first pregnant. You are awesome, you are super funny, always gorgeous, and provides tons of balance in the lives of us real folks. Thank you

[@corypetty2004]

Happy Birthday Christina P! That’s me that emailed in about the prisons! I’m so excited! Thank you for reading my email! 🥰🤙👖

[@prissymissyb]

Peeping on Larson is my new favorite 😍

[@DatNygma]

Nice to c Peru and Hungary takin the steps to correct our broken world. 😂

[@kelleysmits2471]

Someone isolate Christina saying "move it mommy" and make a dance track lol

[@flynnplumlee5293]

14:45 sounds like a great drop

[@derpderpington824]

Bananas? BANANAS?! Not chlorine, no? Not bleach, no? Bananas.

[@Emcobb2]

This! .

[@drodge72]

I definitely remember a smell I couldn't quite describe.

[@dialup5583]

​@@drodge72Christina just proves she's a swallower. Because it's definitely a bleachy chlorine. She identifies it with bananas because it's food to her heheh

[@olivergutierrez4055]

Yup!

[@deathbyjypsy]

When you consume so much tik you’ve become completely tok’d

[@LexiLaLuz147]

"That's lawyer talk" so we will skip over that....😂

[@iainh]

36:07 - "Oh, wait... are we competing?" One way to get Enny interested in something - make it a competition and have stakes.

[@dustinsanchez7820]

Good morning my kings and queens above 18

[@jokesandsmokes-1]

Morning. Always good to wake up to to Tommy and Christina

[@billyjoestevenson]

Time to get them feet on the ground and take off runnin’

[@dustinsanchez7820]

@@billyjoestevenson I wanna laugh

[@coleculp9999]

What

[@dustinsanchez7820]

@coleculp9999 well hello to all you beautiful women ay ya ya

[@renmo6061]

As a psychologist, I have to say, that airport guy sees what he WANTS to see.

[@enrig94]

Shoutout to half of Enny and some whites 🎉

[@alecwoodruffmusic]

DUDE IM SO EXCITED THAT THEY BROUGHT BACK THIS BANGER FOR THE EXIT SONG. Ok, so story time: I know exactly when this was featured last, it was Duncan Trussel’s appearance on 569, and I know that off the top of my head because I fell in love with this one as soon as I saw that episode and heard it, and I cannot find the song itself anywhere! I’ve looked for it many times and genuinely don’t know where they got it from (probably found it directly from the guy). So literally any time I want to hear it I always navigate back to 569. I truly think the chord progression in this one is unironically gorgeous, and I am a music teacher and performer by trade, and often find myself playing that progression when I pick up an instrument, and it’s just always this little secret that I have when I’m in company that doesn’t know who Ed Asner is (which is most people, let’s be real) and I’ve even had people ask me like “oh that’s pretty what is that that you’re playing?” And I have to decide what level of explanation I’m about to dive into. I have given the entire explanation before, other times I just say something like “oh yeah it’s just like from a silly song on a podcast I like.” But also, much of the time nobody does ask, and I’m just secretly singing “rub your cheeks I would rub your cheeks” and “hoo-o-o-ole” in my head while I play pretty chords.

[@clarencecollins6417]

People seeing Japan from a tourist perspective is hilarious, the dude isn't actually ashamed of himself he's ashamed he got caught😂

[@KevinOLoughlin98]

Christina saying “this is my childhood “ explains a lot 😂😂❤❤

[@norab7432]

16:30 that super cut brought me much joy, Y’know what I’m sayin 😂❤

[@MaxMarshall-h1j]

As a loyal fan of the pomcast for the last 10 years, I've never laughed so hard at a closing song as I have here...

[@InDough1]

This episode ranks up there with the entire musical catalog of Gayhous and watching a farmer milk a horse for it's reproductive liquids

[@StanleyKubick1]

its

[@InDough1]

Beat it nerd

[@sparky4947]

"Relax Chad" had me dying, great pod

[@andrewtexley448]

She’s aging like a box of Franzia

[@CADsAnonymous]

Deliciously

[@Reclipsegaming]

Nice one haha

[@Josh-ks4lx]

Shes absolutely perfect. Even though we all know now that she sneaks and eats a booger here and there 😂

[@amybrennan42]

Bland but somehow more toxic?

[@ericachacon8337]

LMFAO... re. Kevin Samuels's thing about women backing into parking spaces: my husband INSISTS that I back into a space, when we're out running errands or whatever. Does that mean he's trans? 🤔🤣🤣🤣

[@SebastianQuiles]

If Christina has the body of a 38 year-old, we got a really step up the game in America

[@xitaris5981]

70% of Americans are overweight, so we def gotta step it up

[@jonanderson5137]

Bruh, you see these Midwest chicks on the dating apps. Crispina would be top 5% , sadly.

[@zap4264]

Ohhh Mommy, I started bass over the last 8 months and have been learning only Joy Division and Bauhaus.

[@chan_martin]

Peter Hook bass lines are always cool to play

[@Smoochie71804]

Happy Birthday Mommy! Get at that early bird special!

[@benjamincarter1437]

Platinum chains, Hennessey, Newport and chick seems appropriate for the holiday. Way to drop the ball

[@vertical7047]

I'm so glad you guys just dropped this episode. I had nothing to listen to this morning at wprk. From your favorite poor, I appreciate it. Hate from Pittsburgh.

[@fukuuu]

Also hate from the 412!

[@vertical7047]

@@fukuuu I always get excited when I see a fellow yinzer in the comments!

[@TyW-u6c]

No one understanding that Tom trying to let Eddie be the master for his Juneteenth present 😂

[@houseofhas9355]

Freedom 😂

[@stebolavirus]

Loooove the DIA updates!! And can confirm on the hilarious signage. Fun fact, the mustang is lovingly called "Bluecifer" by the locals and fell on (and killed) its creator, hence the glowing eyes from having consumed his soul.

[@mikolfarley]

Happy birthday mommy! Love & Hate from N Carolina...

[@jaybberwocky]

51:29 I half-expected this to end with him kneeling down on the carpet to commit Seppuku

[@cupcakepoweification]

Humpday always a little sweeter when I start my day with jeans

[@BobMaloogaloogaloogaloogalooga]

Too hot for jeans, time for shorts

[@ryanmbricker]

To me, you both have been the morbidly funny Aunt and Uncle duo I always wanted. It’s been hard seeing the trajectory of things and the world but I definitely see YMH entering a new era 🥳 PS Bart needs to go inpatient in a behavioral health unit for 6 months before we will all trust him 😂🤣 that’s a SERIOUS case of the uhhh. But I don’t feel malice from his heart. So yea. Touch my camera through the fence.

[@MegaJonny54321]

Please play throwup sounds whenever Kirtsen starts speaking about boogers

[@connorc1057]

LOVE when Tom does impressions of his dad lmao

[@connorc1057]

That midwestern accent is hilarious

[@mikeysemple9318]

That felon reminds me of josh potter😂

[@the_cigarbar]

Tim and Christine reading an entire Wikipedia article and discussing felonies was super cool. Hate from Space Camp

[@steveloomis1]

It's weird to hear Tom talk about how the "shit doesn't apply to me" attitude is not good, but three minutes ago he was not giving a fuck about hurting that guy's knee. What would Top Dog think, Thomas?

[@jemmysmith8661]

I love how this is what Tom looks like when he's "in the best shape of his life"

[@TurtleCommander7]

Another one baby! Happy Bday ChrisJeanZa !

[@austinysla6331]

Left Eye had burned a pair of his shoes before in a bathtube but what she didn't know is when that tube got replaced the new tube was made with flameable material and that's what helped burn the house down.

[@dogwheeze]

Enny. Run away. They're gonna Get Out! you with that adult recess.

[@ninabagby207]

I used to serve Andre Rison at a liquor store in Michigan he was kind of a regular in the store. My bosses loved him. He was pretty chill I guess time has calmed him down lol.

[@omegagjarvis]

Have not had a banana in 20 years, thanks for this episode, I will never have another banana

[@dustynutz4982]

Do you see if other fats can fit in booths at Disneyland

[@zakkholguin3942]

Alright first solo episode I listen to in over 8 months. Come on mommies I want to believe in you!

[@richprado6203]

Anyone else violently gag during booger talk 🤢

[@kevinguy3242]

Every time

[@MegaWilloughby]

Does Native get royalties for the portrait?

[@javiervillagomez365]

I thought of Bobby Lee when they got to the banana smell stuff 😅

[@seanbrennan5066]

Theo!!??

[@Jordaaand]

I have a 6 week old and since day 1 I haven't felt it going by fast 😂 this shit IS painful. Thanks for the validation mommies

[@15six37]

Does she... Does she think the whole shoe is made of rubber?

[@NenaA.-gn4fo]

I mean, back in the 90’s it’s not impossible😂

[@juwannablomie]

Yea this was a spectacular level of fgtrtd

[@phillipmckenzie9383]

Only the shoes left eye burns

[@NiKONAMEK]

Great take from the whole entirety of this episode

[@stlbatman]

That's a skit idea! Do Juneteenth Recess where Enny is the leader and tells the white staff of YMH to lineup 🤔 😂

[@nixchillin]

Grew up in Galveston and have celebrated this holiday for as long as I can remember. About 40 years or so

[@DannyBFishing]

Yeah I'm from Houston. So crazy to me nobody knew what it was.

[@Kevin-yn7ju]

Just another holiday real america doesn't get the day off for

[@cactaceous]

I’m from NYC and the first time I ever heard it was somewhere in the early to mid 00’s.

[@nathanlindahl8336]

Dumb holiday 😂 They have an entire month and a day yet veterans only have 2 days. Says everything you need to know about our culture.

[@theargonauts8490]

Tell us about some of your favorite Galveston Juneteenth memories. Know what I’m saying? 😏

[@eljoemissiletoe3438]

StepDad took care of you and your mother and kept his hands to himself with this Lil girl.....RESPECT! hope your good to him if he still alive❤

[@rainflowers1099]

Christina needs to do a UFO podcast

[@someguy2775]

I don't think people could stand that. She's already severely mentally ill.

[@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping]

With Jessa Reed 💯

[@mman7669]

Christina has finally reached GILF status! Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈

[@anythinganywhereanytime7054]

im to poor to be watching this

[@phillipmckenzie9383]

I missed my daughter's first 2-3 years of her life. Now she's five. All the time I spend without her now and later, is time wasted. I will be there for her, for the rest of my life.

[@xitaris5981]

So... you don't want to spend time with her now or later because you missed 3 years of her life? The years she barely remembers?

[@phillipmckenzie9383]

@@xitaris5981 I edited it. Easily misconstrued. I don't want to waste time being without her

[@BobMaloogaloogaloogaloogalooga]

Happy victims month!

[@BlueWhalePower]

Ugh, the fact that people like you are also fans makes me want to puke.

[@RasheedGazzi]

You do understand the definition of victim don't you?

[@stevenvacek8097]

Happy Birthday Christine. My twins, now 12 year old girls, share your birthday. Hope you had plenty of cake and ice cream. I suggest "Grandma's Chocolate Cake" from Upper Crust on Burnet Rd. and Mexican Vanilla from Amy's Ice Cream, multiple locations in Austin.

[@NeonRandy]

As a white person I celebrate Juneteenff by deep frying some free range organic chicken, cracking open some organic locally sourced grape drink and using the N word as a term of endearment with all my neighbors.

[@Vekoma1261]

This past March I took a trip to Florida for vacation. The hotel I was staying at did the same thing to me. When I got to "my" room, there was a family already living in there. Never had that happen before it was kinda wild haha.

[@Sonofgrievous]

Hate from my birthday

[@nilaynilaynilay]

The horse at the Denver airport titled Blue Mustang was made by Luis Jiménez an artist that also subsequently died during the construction of Blue Mustang. They died in his studio in NM when a piece of the horse fell on him aaaaaand his daughter was later on the Project Tunway, one of the early seasons, and she only sewed by hand, no machine. I know too much. jejeje

[@InSearchOfSun]

Machines within….machines within….

[@AhmedMohammed-mu6sv]

Tom still looks over to the booth when he wants to hear natives laugh

[@hom-sha-bom]

juneteenth is so insulting. it's about a group of slaves being told slavery ended, and the slaves saying no we don't believe you and decided to keep being slaves. then later they were finally convinced that they were free, and to celebrate, mock them for not being able to say "June Nineteenth"

[@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping]

It's Jada-level nonsense

[@jenn2894]

Juneteenth should also be Literacy Awareness day ,bc if the slaves had been allowed to learn to read, there would be no Juneteenth to celebrate.

[@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping]

@@jenn2894 Imagine how service members can die for our country and only get a singular day. But somehow the sin of pride gets a whole month?

[@crustisummer3283]

I pressed that thumbs up by accident, I take it back, also Chrissy needs to die her hair black and go full trad wife

[@user-bt2od3yw1b]

Jessie Lee Peterson would be cringing at this title 🤣 One of the few that speaks straight up truth

[@Mackis_212]

I think christin is a karen

[@williemasterofdestruction5339]

As a 16 year old doofus i had to drive home slowly because of a freak snowstorm (Arizona) since my speed was slow and my windows blanketed with white, i attempted to make some more "white"...the normally 30 min drive took nearly an hour . BUT I STILL USED A KLEENEX! WHO LETS FLY IN THEIR CAR!?

[@vwa3guy]

no matter where they move to, Christine will always be a disconnected California Liberal

[@CoopCollins]

That’s why we love her bud ❤

[@fubar781]

You must've missed every time she's mocked other ethnicities while laughing and referenced that she's raising 2 boys and that the gender shit won't fly as long as she has anything to say about it. I wouldn't exactly call that a liberal pov. The last little bit of Cali liberal in her left with the afterbirth of her boys, God Bless her Mama bear heart. 😂

[@kidsmom]

I love when Tom talks like top dog. ❤The best. Happy 63rd bday Christine!

[@briancarroll1917]

If you want to just laugh and be happy and not think about how F’d up the world is, just watch the YMH podcast. It never misses

[@mekanized215]

Christine feels 50 when her comedy feels 70-80.

[@snapees]

Her comedy is poor quality. Her best bits are here on YMH…

[@Josh-ks4lx]

Christina out here being the number one top free spokeswoman for OZEMPIC. Lol

[@DominicAzbell]

There are several felony level charges that if found guilty and convicted, does not always mean you are going to jail/prison. Several factors determine that outcome.

[@kellymiller1472]

I was also given a key to the wrong room. I walked in and the lights were on, a duffle bag on the bed, I didn't see anyone but I only had it open for 2 seconds. I was traveling alone and felt very scared, as I was checking in late (after 9pm). Flip your locks!

[@paulmayon8821]

I remember the ,Behind the music,doc on TLC. She says that she found size 6 shoes in his closet and knew they weren't hers. So she threw them in a tub and set them on fire. If you watch the doc,it's her interview

[@will_c294]

Keep feathering it Christina! Hate from Columbus, OH!

[@nolongerblocked6210]

Giving Enny team captain/reparations is amazingly generous of Tim and Tina #OneLove