Chris Fleming - Showpig (Full Show)

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Chris Fleming

Chris Fleming

Күн бұрын

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@elayna5836
@elayna5836 5 жыл бұрын
"Belts are for narcs!!" *spends entire show pulling up pants*
@opalpersonal
@opalpersonal 5 жыл бұрын
That's how they know you're not a narc
@dogchaser520
@dogchaser520 3 жыл бұрын
In the end, pants themselves are for narcs. He was obeying his instincts.
@radiantfibers2699
@radiantfibers2699 2 ай бұрын
Hahahahahhaa
@jackrivers7463
@jackrivers7463 6 жыл бұрын
"CHRIS THE NEIGHBORS WANNA KNOW IF YOU'RE TRANS WRITE BACK LOVE DAD."
@darcyemmett6828
@darcyemmett6828 5 жыл бұрын
Dad for the last time: I'm NOT a man. I'm NOT a woman. I am a Showpig.
@misterkingdom3571
@misterkingdom3571 5 ай бұрын
✨Showpig✨
@lydiabarbry3310
@lydiabarbry3310 6 жыл бұрын
My girl friend is sleeping beside me, and the level of stress caused by trying not to laugh out loud is something akin to trying to sneak past a sleeping dragon waring belled jester shoes
@lexuhbee
@lexuhbee 6 жыл бұрын
Lydia Barbry *wearing
@iavv334
@iavv334 6 жыл бұрын
Why would the dragon be wearing belled jester shoes?
@Flower-gb8co
@Flower-gb8co 5 жыл бұрын
While wearing is what i think they meant
@roxyredrose1
@roxyredrose1 5 жыл бұрын
that seems like an unhealthy relationship
@orangutannie
@orangutannie 5 жыл бұрын
@@roxyredrose1 how? theyre just trying to not wake up their s/o
@calistaginn7073
@calistaginn7073 6 жыл бұрын
i added this to my "ted talks" playlist on accident but i'm leaving it there bc this is just as important and educational
@rg-ed5fr
@rg-ed5fr 4 жыл бұрын
This comment doesn’t have any replies so here you go
@weyheyjackie
@weyheyjackie 4 жыл бұрын
I am also God wow god^2 nice to meet u
@balconyhorse3072
@balconyhorse3072 4 жыл бұрын
Wait this isn’t a ted talk?
@harker-san6903
@harker-san6903 4 жыл бұрын
I did my papers to this
@averynorthern5361
@averynorthern5361 4 жыл бұрын
*more important and educational
@gandalfthegrey3252
@gandalfthegrey3252 6 жыл бұрын
I’m just going to enter rooms now saying “I’m Italian, trust me”
@Tinymoezzy
@Tinymoezzy 5 жыл бұрын
You don't already?
@dylanchouinard6141
@dylanchouinard6141 4 жыл бұрын
At random intervals, shout out the nearest door “One second, Greg!”
@ZijnShayatanica
@ZijnShayatanica 9 ай бұрын
​​@@dylanchouinard6141i SAAAAAID one second, Greg!
@katherinedobbs52
@katherinedobbs52 6 жыл бұрын
He moves like his joints were replaced with slinkies and string
@goingghost8297
@goingghost8297 5 жыл бұрын
XD that's the most accurate description of Chris Fleming ever
@ElliotGien
@ElliotGien 4 жыл бұрын
So true lmao
@gustavgnoettgen
@gustavgnoettgen 4 жыл бұрын
This juul did unthinkable things to the mind and body
@zacscalafini6545
@zacscalafini6545 4 жыл бұрын
He is a scarecrow obvious.
@emilyblack7342
@emilyblack7342 4 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when you take modern dance classes for too long. Don’t do dance kids, not even once.
@tylerene
@tylerene 6 жыл бұрын
He looks like a Mozart cosplay at a pride parade
@ezekielmartin4323
@ezekielmartin4323 6 жыл бұрын
Kayla Burney it's one thing to trash-talk Chris Fleming. It's another to trash-talk him *in precisely the way he would trash-talk himself.*
@abigailkrauss437
@abigailkrauss437 6 жыл бұрын
Kayla Burney I'm crying😂 this is the most accurate and odd description ever.
@timthompson8235
@timthompson8235 6 жыл бұрын
i don't think Chris would worry about trash talk, it's part of his job.
@snug_as_a_bug
@snug_as_a_bug 6 жыл бұрын
Gayle ghost wrote this
@maddisonlangdon1526
@maddisonlangdon1526 6 жыл бұрын
I have never heard a truer statement
@madisonsummerfield2610
@madisonsummerfield2610 6 жыл бұрын
It feels like other comedians have to screeze out their comedy whereas chris has so much comedy sometimes he has to reel himself in
@rg-ed5fr
@rg-ed5fr 4 жыл бұрын
he’s mind is too powerful for us
@robynthethird4776
@robynthethird4776 4 жыл бұрын
s c r e e z e
@Lucifersfursona
@Lucifersfursona 2 жыл бұрын
I just really like the word screeze in this context
@praxibetelix1664
@praxibetelix1664 6 жыл бұрын
"Greg could drive. God, could he drive." "His hand's like a Romanian woman trying to seek sanctuary in an 18th century French church." "This is Massachusetts, where a man can be hanged for wearing orange." I love how specific your metaphors and impressions are we stan a monarch
@weirdo337
@weirdo337 5 жыл бұрын
Praxibetel Ix but then there’s also jokes like 41:14
@Noahdaz
@Noahdaz 5 жыл бұрын
I love your name's reference so much.
@Noahdaz
@Noahdaz 5 жыл бұрын
@therainman777 Oh goody, a random third party weighs in on my compliment as if they have some business there. Nice try, but all the sarcasm in the world won't dilute my happiness.
@Noahdaz
@Noahdaz 5 жыл бұрын
@therainman777 Oh, you have business specifically in my comment, but then you add nothing valuable to the exchange? Fascinating. Pretty sure you don't have the green to call me sweetheart, so kindly shove off deary.
@theonionqueen3519
@theonionqueen3519 4 жыл бұрын
Also in love with the Royal Monarch’s proper use of the word hanged. 🤭✌️
@SmugBagel
@SmugBagel 6 жыл бұрын
I feel like none of this was scripted. Even the band. They just showed up.
@Sangled
@Sangled 6 жыл бұрын
chris fleming is the gift that keeps giving
@lilybee7758
@lilybee7758 6 жыл бұрын
OML HI!!!
@lilybee7758
@lilybee7758 6 жыл бұрын
Sangled i also agree; chris is a national treasure.
@catherinegannon4892
@catherinegannon4892 6 жыл бұрын
Lmao I just saw your comment on a Cry vid and now you’re here too, stop having such good taste
@baguette9846
@baguette9846 6 жыл бұрын
I would like this but it’s at 666 right now, we need to keep Satan in this comment section
@speakersr-lyefaudio6830
@speakersr-lyefaudio6830 6 жыл бұрын
Sangled him and aids have that in common
@fionadreesbach3685
@fionadreesbach3685 6 жыл бұрын
This has extreme chaotic nuetral energy
@jake_from_statefarm7209
@jake_from_statefarm7209 5 жыл бұрын
Oh man, that's all Chris Flemming lol. Complete chaotic neutral
@lenar6381
@lenar6381 5 жыл бұрын
Chaotic good I would say
@irritation_at_the_nightclu1016
@irritation_at_the_nightclu1016 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@tedstoik2650
@tedstoik2650 5 жыл бұрын
I’d say chaotic good, perhaps even chaotic great. Should I be so bold.
@aswarmofbeees
@aswarmofbeees 5 жыл бұрын
No way is Chris chaotic good. He is 1000% a chaotic neutral.
@tessrederburg7038
@tessrederburg7038 6 жыл бұрын
30 seconds in and I already had to pause from laughing. "I can't do this. I'm sick as a dog............... I'm too TALL" 😂
@edaj1990
@edaj1990 6 жыл бұрын
I lost it at that part too!
@Relaxinghypnoasmr
@Relaxinghypnoasmr Жыл бұрын
And venmo newsfeed lol
@baby-cow-123
@baby-cow-123 6 жыл бұрын
is no one freaking out about the fact that he mentioned The Lumineers and then the girl from The Lumineers comes out and plays...?! I SCREAMED
@hmtc222
@hmtc222 5 жыл бұрын
I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT ABOUT IT
@taliaroses
@taliaroses 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god that’s her??
@annward7794
@annward7794 3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t notice
@spacejamonvhs3996
@spacejamonvhs3996 6 жыл бұрын
“you look like a step mom” “i DoNt NeEeEeD tHiS”
@elizabethdesruisseau7826
@elizabethdesruisseau7826 6 жыл бұрын
spacejam on vhs that part was so great 😂
@deuceydee3506
@deuceydee3506 4 жыл бұрын
Makes you wonder: Was that before or after Gayle?
@sapphic_seraphim
@sapphic_seraphim 6 жыл бұрын
"A 90 pound rotisserie chicken in skinny jeans". I'm truly honored that you mentioned me in your show.
@naota3k
@naota3k 6 жыл бұрын
"BELTS ARE FOR NARCS."
@maryfrancess93
@maryfrancess93 5 жыл бұрын
The other day my mother went "are you sure you don't want a belt with that outfit?" And without realizing it I just yelled this
@vincentgagric3142
@vincentgagric3142 6 жыл бұрын
This is the comedic embodiment of a talking heads concert mixed with the first art show at a new art school that only has 50 students and are all desperately in love with Edgar Wright
@batcharacters
@batcharacters 5 жыл бұрын
How he would put it. XD
@Kat-zc2oi
@Kat-zc2oi 4 жыл бұрын
I B R
@EmilyEifler
@EmilyEifler 6 жыл бұрын
The crowd analysis had me snorting
@cookiekittens
@cookiekittens 6 жыл бұрын
i had seen the korean spa bit as a stand alone on tumblr and even knowing what was coming it STILL made me laugh so hard i had to pause because if i didn't stop to breathe i was going to die. that's true comedy.
@opheliasghost5783
@opheliasghost5783 6 жыл бұрын
This and Kid Gorgeous single handedly punched my suicidal tendencies this month
@ahuddleofpenguins4842
@ahuddleofpenguins4842 6 жыл бұрын
Opheliasghost not very single handedly, if you ask me. 😉♥️
@cbo2762
@cbo2762 5 жыл бұрын
Try psilocybin mushrooms. Seriously. If you’re depressed or suicidal, you have to try them. I hadn’t been optimistic in so long I literally forgot how optimism felt until I tried them. And look into microdosing for the long term.
@Tabs-wg1bx
@Tabs-wg1bx 5 жыл бұрын
C Bo therapy’s a pretty good investment but u do u
@Damascuss07
@Damascuss07 5 жыл бұрын
That's a shame. Spend next month drinking and listening to Black Dahlia Murder on repeat and see if you can pull it off then.
@LadyMercutia
@LadyMercutia 5 жыл бұрын
This is from a year ago but I hope you’re still around and doing OK.
@mikesakellarides3463
@mikesakellarides3463 2 жыл бұрын
I'm the DJ spoofed by Chris Fleming during my days on 94.7 The WAVE in L.A. at 16:15.. As I told my son, Yakub, 'he's funnier than me!' Now, here's Tracy Chapman: "You got a fast car..."
@Chuntzit
@Chuntzit 2 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU MIKE
@vampirelibrarian777
@vampirelibrarian777 8 ай бұрын
YOU’RE REAL????? this is so cool
@shaunrobitaille3780
@shaunrobitaille3780 7 ай бұрын
MIKE!!!
@mahalat84
@mahalat84 5 ай бұрын
I loved this part, could totally relate
@DavidAbraham-q3q
@DavidAbraham-q3q 2 ай бұрын
​@Chuntzit 242 my darling
@tommywiseau_
@tommywiseau_ 6 жыл бұрын
does chris know he's a millenial comedy icon because i imagine people who go to his shows are mostly middle aged wine moms with minion memes groups on facebook
@noahatlas5240
@noahatlas5240 5 жыл бұрын
tommy wiseau tommy wiseau hi hello how are you enjoying 2019
@totallyawesomereallycool
@totallyawesomereallycool 5 жыл бұрын
Even a gen Z icon My school _loves him_
@Myllkka
@Myllkka 5 жыл бұрын
@@totallyawesomereallycool I'm gen z and I love him, even though I don't get all his jokes
@zadier4210
@zadier4210 4 жыл бұрын
I am a gen z who has found this man and is trying not to laugh at everything he says
@87bees68
@87bees68 3 жыл бұрын
i went to one of his shows in 2019 and he asked who the youngest person in the crowd was. this 10 year old boy in a fortnite t-shirt came rushing down the aisle and chris just stared at him from the stage and said “i’m so sorry”
@Nina-iw3hc
@Nina-iw3hc 5 жыл бұрын
""So as not to contaminate the rest of the wedding with and of my"--*twirls*--"frUiTy BuSineS."
@BeehiveBoy
@BeehiveBoy 6 жыл бұрын
i feel like the "YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA THERE MIKE" joke went vastly underappreciated
@razberrymist9475
@razberrymist9475 4 жыл бұрын
I DIED
@mikesakellarides3463
@mikesakellarides3463 2 жыл бұрын
Me, too,
@Hoodwinkle
@Hoodwinkle 2 жыл бұрын
The phrase, “TRACY CHAPMAN IS NIPPING AT YOUR HEELS” will never leave my mind
@charlie9619
@charlie9619 Жыл бұрын
i was at the dentist a few months ago and experienced that. like same song and everything. all i could think about was this show
@juliagiles1547
@juliagiles1547 6 ай бұрын
@@mikesakellarides3463WAIT YOU’RE THE MIKE FROM THE JOKE!!! hi Mike I hope you’re having a nice day :)
@KateSylvesterMusic
@KateSylvesterMusic 3 жыл бұрын
i come here once every three months to pay my respects
@KateSylvesterMusic
@KateSylvesterMusic 2 жыл бұрын
i’m back chris
@ZijnShayatanica
@ZijnShayatanica Жыл бұрын
Same here!! It's so fkn good.
@KateSylvesterMusic
@KateSylvesterMusic 9 ай бұрын
guess who’s back
@MinaF99
@MinaF99 6 жыл бұрын
GRANDMAMA! How did you know I was having a complete emotional breakdown today and desperately needed this?
@jaydengreen595
@jaydengreen595 5 ай бұрын
I hope you are doing well 6 years later
@abb3rz07
@abb3rz07 6 жыл бұрын
the korean spa gets me every time. "I KNOW IT'S FOR BABIESSSSS BUT I NEEEEEED IIIIIIIT."
@Jimmyboygohome
@Jimmyboygohome 6 жыл бұрын
Abby Williamson same lmao
@rangerjenny1278
@rangerjenny1278 6 жыл бұрын
After I saw this show with my mom in Boston, we went to another show and while we were waiting the bathroom couldn't stop saying "I KNOW ITS FOR BAAAAAABIESSSS... BUT I NEEEEEEED ITTT"... and another random lady was like "OMG did you just see Chris Fleming too?" It was awesome haha
@dominiquedoeslife
@dominiquedoeslife 6 жыл бұрын
Abby Williamson omg me too! It's my favorite bit!
@dominiquedoeslife
@dominiquedoeslife 6 жыл бұрын
RangerJenny I wanted to go since I live close. Omg I hope he comes back.
@lilymanshel6146
@lilymanshel6146 5 жыл бұрын
that phrase has now entered into my intrusive ADHD thought repertoire and it's... a nightmare? or possibly the greatest? not sure.
@MusicGirl6300
@MusicGirl6300 6 жыл бұрын
“my wife’s here she’s also named Yacob”
@shouldacouldawoulda5
@shouldacouldawoulda5 6 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed this consistently at a comedy special in a while, you need your own netflix special
@jentzi23
@jentzi23 6 жыл бұрын
I completely misunderstood "emotional support animals" as meaning "their dragged-along boyfriends who just sit there looking like the polite cat".
@ezekielmartin4323
@ezekielmartin4323 5 жыл бұрын
The difference being...?
@ordinarytree4678
@ordinarytree4678 5 жыл бұрын
Thats 90% of all boyfriends in college.
@TobiCatsith
@TobiCatsith 5 жыл бұрын
@@ordinarytree4678 can confirm, was the emotional support animal, now I need my own rofl
@rattatattattattat2027
@rattatattattattat2027 4 жыл бұрын
Wait what else did he mean?
@ElliotGien
@ElliotGien 4 жыл бұрын
Wait that’s not what he meant?
@IlastarothTayre
@IlastarothTayre 6 жыл бұрын
"I'm Italian: trust me." has now become my life motto.
@mil2277et
@mil2277et 5 жыл бұрын
“You know how when you’re young you don’t have a critical eye yet? You’re like yeah that’s a book, that’s a movie, that’s a film. Cats was the first thing where I was like ‘yeah that could use some work’.”
@melissafalk6070
@melissafalk6070 5 жыл бұрын
Oh hey Emily I didn’t expect to see u here
@mil2277et
@mil2277et 5 жыл бұрын
Melissa Falk lmaoooo hi glad u also love chris fleming
@coconutshampoo9025
@coconutshampoo9025 4 жыл бұрын
This quote aged like the finest whiskey
@Mousy677
@Mousy677 3 жыл бұрын
the phrase "i know it's for babies. but i need it." REGULARLY enters my internal monologue at inopportune times
@rwaitwhat
@rwaitwhat 4 жыл бұрын
_stand up comedian mentions someone with Down's Syndrome_ me: oh no _stand up comedian proceeds to tell an entire story wherein the person with Down's Syndrome, and Down's Syndrome itself, is never made fun of, _*_and yet the story is incredibly funny_* This should be required viewing for all aspiring comedians
@Butchcavalier
@Butchcavalier 4 жыл бұрын
sometimes people can surprise you positively :D
@theonionqueen3519
@theonionqueen3519 4 жыл бұрын
Chris is living proof that you can be ungodly amounts of funny WITHOUT being offensive.
@salamilidaintgonfit7576
@salamilidaintgonfit7576 4 жыл бұрын
I just wish he didn’t use words like npd and other antisocial personality disorders as insults and punchlines
@HaHaHannah1369
@HaHaHannah1369 4 жыл бұрын
@@salamilidaintgonfit7576 agreed. But I think he does it in the least offensive way I’ve seen thus far, considering some of the things we hear “edgy” comedians say. Hell only learn from people like us letting him know. But this was also two years ago so maybe he already knows. But I definitely applaud his awareness besides that.
@salamilidaintgonfit7576
@salamilidaintgonfit7576 4 жыл бұрын
@@HaHaHannah1369 true, the world is changing rapidly so hopefully someone like himself will be more considerate rn
@christalcavanaugh
@christalcavanaugh 3 жыл бұрын
The chihuahua story is DEFINITELY the inspiration for DePiglio
@MsFuzzipoo
@MsFuzzipoo 3 жыл бұрын
Yup. I'm watching this a second time, after I've watched most of his short videos. Definitely DePiglio!
@avosmash2121
@avosmash2121 2 жыл бұрын
He's such a cool guy. Hope he's not angry anymore.
@blossomoranges
@blossomoranges 6 жыл бұрын
AN HOUR OF CHRIS FLEMING, SIGN ME THE FUDGE UP
@young321bookie
@young321bookie 6 жыл бұрын
Lol! :)
@blondaibonsai
@blondaibonsai 5 жыл бұрын
“Tracy Chapman’s nipping at your heels buddy!!!!!” The sheer anxiety in his voice is the embodiment of every negative thought I’ve ever had in my life lol.
@annward7794
@annward7794 3 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna start telling ppl Tracy Chapman’s nipping at my heels when I’m trippin out
@DeconTheed92
@DeconTheed92 5 жыл бұрын
5:58 ah, the humble origins of DePiglio
@caitlinroseblaney226
@caitlinroseblaney226 6 жыл бұрын
“If you want to be a surrogate for the rancid old man who lives at the top of our water tower, we’ll give you unfettered access to our fonts database!!!” ...👌🏼😂😂😂
@christalcavanaugh
@christalcavanaugh 6 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Fallon has the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair
@christopherminutolo9384
@christopherminutolo9384 4 жыл бұрын
John Mulaney fan?
@christalcavanaugh
@christalcavanaugh 3 жыл бұрын
@@christopherminutolo9384 very much so lol
@elderyear
@elderyear 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Fallon has a _deliciously creamy_ moral backbone?
@heidiherndon3890
@heidiherndon3890 2 жыл бұрын
@@christalcavanaugh OH GOD that comment aged like a fine wine
@atinymarble
@atinymarble 4 жыл бұрын
I've watched this show every time I've dyed my hair and it's always a good time.
@livinlooney
@livinlooney 6 жыл бұрын
WheRe'S THe NewW gAyLE??? Is it under my laundry basket?
@hkred100
@hkred100 6 жыл бұрын
I JUST NOTICED HOW MUCH HE LOOKS LIKE MR FROND FROM BOB'S BURGERS OMFG
@weyheyjackie
@weyheyjackie 4 жыл бұрын
hkred100 LOLOL
@JD-pd3gl
@JD-pd3gl 4 жыл бұрын
OH MY GODDD LOL
@suk4honesty
@suk4honesty 6 жыл бұрын
this has restored balance to the universe
@ZessXXify
@ZessXXify 8 ай бұрын
My favorite thing about Chris is his ability to fling himself around the stage and never once run out of breath
@rachel.ballenger
@rachel.ballenger 6 жыл бұрын
love the video, Krizz! say, how would you like to live under my porch and play the banjo for free??? let me know!
@elisecode2212
@elisecode2212 5 жыл бұрын
yes, please do, josh!
@TobiCatsith
@TobiCatsith 5 жыл бұрын
ThInK oF tHe ExPoSuRe YoU'lL gEt
@chaotic.tired.goblin.
@chaotic.tired.goblin. 5 жыл бұрын
Chris Fleming doing “botched cats choreography” during the Korean spa bit is the most accurate physical representation of what my brain does when I suffer from anxiety
@MerryRoseHowley
@MerryRoseHowley 6 жыл бұрын
THANK THE GOOD LORT THAT THIS EXISTS
@kelliwilliams12
@kelliwilliams12 6 жыл бұрын
MerryRose Howley rr
@morganconnor3215
@morganconnor3215 6 жыл бұрын
MerryRose Howley omg hi
@DutchDouchebag
@DutchDouchebag 6 жыл бұрын
Spells "lord" wrong.. Typical.
@valnerei9067
@valnerei9067 6 жыл бұрын
Lort in danish means shit. Your comment made me laugh a lot :)
@snug_as_a_bug
@snug_as_a_bug 6 жыл бұрын
MERRYROSE HOWLEY LIKES CHRIS FLEMING??? THIS IS PERFECT!!!
@adventuretimeness222
@adventuretimeness222 6 жыл бұрын
The recommendations on this video were “short judge Judy cases” and “The try guys bake a pie” and I think that sums everything up pretty good
@abigaileldritch
@abigaileldritch 6 жыл бұрын
DEW IT DID IT
@mirandak7242
@mirandak7242 4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad Chris did that bit about DJs cutting off their pre-song talk just before the lyrics start. It stresses me out so much but no one ever talks about it
@scrunglenut6222
@scrunglenut6222 6 жыл бұрын
ive never connected with any particular gender identity. "showpig" has given me what i need.
@rg-ed5fr
@rg-ed5fr 4 жыл бұрын
scrunglenüt - I’m glad you have found yourself
@readstoomuch2070
@readstoomuch2070 4 жыл бұрын
scrunglenüt you are VALID
@KaitlinGaspar
@KaitlinGaspar 3 жыл бұрын
heck gender! :D
@MrLaundrydude
@MrLaundrydude 5 жыл бұрын
I lose it every time at “TRACY CHAPMAN’S NIPPIN AT YOUR HEELS BUDDY”
@VFoermer
@VFoermer 6 жыл бұрын
how are you not on Netflix already? That's so good.
@jnnx
@jnnx 5 жыл бұрын
Not a Dog Because Netflix is over.
@dylanchouinard6141
@dylanchouinard6141 5 жыл бұрын
Not a Dog “Since you watched Chris Fleming here’s more shows with Bijon’s who are bi at best”
@norasoete7228
@norasoete7228 4 жыл бұрын
He's a voice actor on Twelve Forever!
@dylanjoyce8104
@dylanjoyce8104 5 ай бұрын
​@@norasoete7228oh unfortunate ~from the future
@dylanjoyce8104
@dylanjoyce8104 5 ай бұрын
He does voice cesare from big top burger
@Chuntzit
@Chuntzit 6 жыл бұрын
thank you all for watching thisss, and I so appreciate the kind words. I'm going on tour with a new show this fall. Boston's on sale now: thewilbur.com/artist/chris-fleming/
@ErienRA
@ErienRA 6 жыл бұрын
Chris Fleming hey, i love your stuff and i'd love to support you but i live in indonesia! are there any plans for your special to be up on netflix or maybe even spotify or any other streaming sites?
@vavavroomvictoria
@vavavroomvictoria 6 жыл бұрын
Come to Toronto!
@rockyc245
@rockyc245 6 жыл бұрын
Your site took me to "my dad and my soccer coach"...having trouble... laughing too hard. What is your new show?
@emilyballentine5973
@emilyballentine5973 6 жыл бұрын
Please come to Philly!
@cheyennebailey5149
@cheyennebailey5149 6 жыл бұрын
@EmIdc
@EmIdc 6 жыл бұрын
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER OH MY GOD AN ENTIRE HOUR
@tylerene
@tylerene 6 жыл бұрын
Em Idc Hey your hair looks cool as hell!
@EmIdc
@EmIdc 6 жыл бұрын
Tyler Burney Thank you!!
@lauryngibson1871
@lauryngibson1871 5 жыл бұрын
"I thought I was edgy, turns out I'm just a huge problem" poignant.
@LS-jj4sy
@LS-jj4sy 5 жыл бұрын
"The tragedy of the hydration of the clown"
@PaulBenjaminJenkins
@PaulBenjaminJenkins 3 жыл бұрын
Perfect comment to receive 69 likes.
@lttaylor6028
@lttaylor6028 6 жыл бұрын
That tambourine grab at 30:08 was so smooth I had to rewind three times just to witness the majesty again and again.
@broadwaymelody33
@broadwaymelody33 5 жыл бұрын
There were literal tears streaming down my face after it was revealed which agency his friends signed to. “Cut to black, La La Land!”
@alysonkumor3729
@alysonkumor3729 5 жыл бұрын
“I’m here with my son Yacob, we’re raising him bi” I CHOKED
@jakelevinson7802
@jakelevinson7802 3 жыл бұрын
That describes me in an uncomfortably accurate way
@elderyear
@elderyear 2 жыл бұрын
@@jakelevinson7802 Wait are you raising a bi son or are you Yacob? Which one Jake?
@TheEmilyxx99
@TheEmilyxx99 6 жыл бұрын
"i wanna go on venmo and see what everyones up to" honestly i do this all the timmmmeeee
@tradutorajuliana
@tradutorajuliana 6 жыл бұрын
the character on 9:00 is called a "esquerdomacho" in portuguese. Yes in brazil we have a term for this kind of men that think they are feminists but are just a huge joke. I just felt like I should share this new word with the world.
@TheMaddestHatter234
@TheMaddestHatter234 5 жыл бұрын
Juliana Arthuso is that literally “left (wing) macho”?
@dogchaser520
@dogchaser520 3 жыл бұрын
I don't think it has much to do with feminism as much as feeling they are "woke" and superior to other people. Having all the right opinions and making you feel bad for not having them are both very important.
@OnlyARide
@OnlyARide 6 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this for a second time and it's just as funny. This is true comedy gold, I can see that you've put a lot of love into this set and it's AMAZING. PS: Henceforth all inquiries about my gender will be answered with "I'm a showpig."
@ArcticaTheFox
@ArcticaTheFox 5 жыл бұрын
I can relate so much to the part where he says how you act when you haven’t been in contact with other human beings and suddenly have to be a functional human. Sometimes all go an entire day without saying a complete sentence and suddenly I have to go to a fancy gathering or I’ll see a friend and suddenly be thrust into a conversation and I’ll just nod at them, stutter, and shakily raise my limp hand.
@evilratperson
@evilratperson 6 жыл бұрын
this single video cleared my skin and improved my grades
@gailfeddern7798
@gailfeddern7798 6 жыл бұрын
LOL!
@apricoticpeaches
@apricoticpeaches 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao saammee
@renee1390
@renee1390 5 жыл бұрын
I am never prepared for those close ups on Chris’s face and it makes me make a noise that I can’t quite comprehend
@bingobongo7703
@bingobongo7703 6 жыл бұрын
chris i'm an irrelevant half russian teenager from australia but i would like you to know you are one of my inspirations in life, you give me reason to keep laughing when i have the flu so chronic i can't stop coughing for days i love you you are loved
@MarthaPorado
@MarthaPorado 6 жыл бұрын
You're one of the most original voices I've ever seen. You're genuinely hysterical. If you ever doubt your talent, know you've brought a random woman on Toronto a hell of a lot of joy.
@benny_lemon5123
@benny_lemon5123 5 жыл бұрын
"GrANdMamA, you bUSY HEDGEHOG."
@KellyJoule
@KellyJoule 6 жыл бұрын
THE WHOLE SHOW??? THANK YOU CHRIS!!!
@Rose-jz6sx
@Rose-jz6sx 6 жыл бұрын
My boyfriend broke up with me four nights ago and this is the first thing to bring me more than fleeting joy since then. I'm sure I'll be crying again within half an hour but thank you for being you and for bringing that to the world ♥️
@graciana.13
@graciana.13 4 жыл бұрын
Rose oh fuck damn dude i hope your boyfriend has a rock in his left shoe for the rest of his life
@rocks.and.soup.
@rocks.and.soup. 4 жыл бұрын
I hope he loses the tv remote never finds it. Even even he buys a new TV. Remote is gone.
@megaaaaaaannn
@megaaaaaaannn 4 жыл бұрын
I hope when he drains his pasta he overshoots and it all falls in the sink
@cinnabarlab
@cinnabarlab 6 жыл бұрын
....you do legitimately look like my stepmom
@TheSEJJES
@TheSEJJES 6 жыл бұрын
Dylan Chouinard like a really nice one with good snacks
@dylanchouinard6141
@dylanchouinard6141 5 жыл бұрын
HE DOESN’T NEED THIS RIGHT NOW!
@dylanjoyce8104
@dylanjoyce8104 5 ай бұрын
He also looks like mine
@Cindyisadog
@Cindyisadog 3 жыл бұрын
Chris roasting INDIVIDUAL AUDIENCE MEMBERS is the ballsiest thing in the world, yet perfectly in character. I can’t imagine how any of those people who got called out could still be alive right now, if that were me I would just keel over and die. 12d10 points of magic damage.
@elderyear
@elderyear 2 жыл бұрын
Chris isn’t A bard, he’s THE bard.
@thixiemattel
@thixiemattel 6 жыл бұрын
This being up on YT is going to get me through so many nights where I’m utterly incapable of sleep but in that very unproductive way where you’re just laying there. Not like the manic nights my sister has where she’s like taken up painting canvases from Joanne’s on her studio apartment carpet but didn’t lay out any floor protectant. Like the painting was an emergency she couldn’t have foreseen.
@sarahcohn3574
@sarahcohn3574 6 жыл бұрын
i've had both of those nights
@rebbiejoanthony5362
@rebbiejoanthony5362 6 жыл бұрын
Paintings are always an emergency you can't foresee.
@dogchaser520
@dogchaser520 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah meditation kinda. Those times when you're just paralyzed are OK. Art is often just a response to trying to work stuff out. It's funny that we then look at it and appreciate it by sort of grabbing the person's emotional state and taking it onto ourselves
@violetgc6049
@violetgc6049 3 жыл бұрын
This has been me the last three nights - up until 6 am with insomnia, binge-ing and purging on "Gayle"
@thixiemattel
@thixiemattel 3 жыл бұрын
@@violetgc6049 welcome.
@doubtful_seer
@doubtful_seer 6 жыл бұрын
I just want to thank you for putting this on KZbin. I’ve loved your comedy for years, but as a disabled person pretty far below the poverty line I’ll never be able to see a live show. I’m having (yet another) surgery the day after tomorrow and I’m pretty miserable, but this gave me a good hour of stepping out of my life and I’m just so thankful for that.
@killrkorpse5992
@killrkorpse5992 4 жыл бұрын
i hope you’re doing good dude
@recremy207
@recremy207 4 жыл бұрын
Hope you get some money bro
@JD-pd3gl
@JD-pd3gl 4 жыл бұрын
I hope your surgery went well!! And hopefully you’re doing better now 💕
@miam7263
@miam7263 3 жыл бұрын
I’m so sorry I hope you’re doing better
@boba_rhett_4749
@boba_rhett_4749 6 жыл бұрын
I'm too tall
@impwolf
@impwolf 6 жыл бұрын
[blows nose]
@WillowChord
@WillowChord 6 жыл бұрын
you know what though that’s a big mood for me personally. 6’0 is way too tall for a trans gal to feel good
@alexwilson4964
@alexwilson4964 6 жыл бұрын
I read this right as he said this in the video bless you
@airi3577
@airi3577 6 жыл бұрын
@@WillowChord hey I know you commented this a while ago, but hey, from one 6ft gal to another, it's gonna be okay
@parlayphresh3062
@parlayphresh3062 6 жыл бұрын
Kassandra M not to me
@aswarmofbeees
@aswarmofbeees 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve been peppering quotes from this into regular conversation for like a year and so far only two people have caught it and I’ve become good friends with both.
@byrevery
@byrevery 6 жыл бұрын
This is AMAZING, one of the best stand-up shows I've ever seen. Thank you for uploading the whole thing, Chris!
@Aeshir2
@Aeshir2 5 жыл бұрын
Chris Fleming looks like an abstract mural on the side of a downtown public use art house in the 90s
@nathanmcgill7249
@nathanmcgill7249 7 ай бұрын
I'm binging through this KZbin channel and I am in awe at these disturbingly precise metaphors
@nepetaren1267
@nepetaren1267 6 жыл бұрын
For real tho who is that girl that background sings for Chris on the poly song bc her voice is aMAZING
@Chuntzit
@Chuntzit 6 жыл бұрын
the marvelous Neyla Pekarek
@molly7671
@molly7671 6 жыл бұрын
finn wolfhard could talk jimmy fallon into vandalizing an orphanage
@torealreality4207
@torealreality4207 6 жыл бұрын
"IM ITALIAN, TRUST ME"
@mayz.4194
@mayz.4194 6 жыл бұрын
honeysweet what time is that?
@HinataKpeach69
@HinataKpeach69 6 жыл бұрын
Surprised this doesn't have more views. Chris is a comedian that doesn't have to treat people like shit to be funny. I'm Korean and the spa part had me in tears 😭😭😭
@onarionaa8359
@onarionaa8359 6 жыл бұрын
the fact that someone could run into a person, and KNOCK THE PERSON OVER, and then just say "oops"...and keep walking...like wut
@skiesquiggles7319
@skiesquiggles7319 4 жыл бұрын
This was utter chaos and I loved every moment of it
@miamarie21
@miamarie21 6 жыл бұрын
Loved seeing show pig live in San Francisco! I was recovering from a lung infection at the time and laughed so hard I could taste blood.... it was great! Ps: those boots are legendary! ♡
@gatsu8634
@gatsu8634 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for constantly singing the praises of Tracy Chapman she is so underrated!
@MonkieFunkie
@MonkieFunkie 6 жыл бұрын
GIVE THANKS TO OUR QUEER ICON
@shaunrobitaille3780
@shaunrobitaille3780 7 ай бұрын
My friend showed me him and the Gayle series. I’ve been sick with covid for a week and this has kept me entertained lol.
@cuptocake
@cuptocake 6 жыл бұрын
*Blows nose into mic* ~crowd laughs~ "Thank you! Goodnight!"
@Lukashaaa
@Lukashaaa 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that this hasn’t reached 1M views yet is a crime
@nothemoon99
@nothemoon99 6 жыл бұрын
I dont deserve this, but boy oh boy, do i appericate it
@RedMeansRecording
@RedMeansRecording Жыл бұрын
Chris you are so unbelievably important
@jacklim8184
@jacklim8184 4 жыл бұрын
his comedy is very specific, slightly unhinged and also my new favourite thing in the entire goddamned world thank you for the serotonin, chris fleming, showpig extraordinaire
@nyarmv5217
@nyarmv5217 6 жыл бұрын
as someone who is polyamorous, i've never been more simultaneously offended and amused thank you very much
@cherade99
@cherade99 4 жыл бұрын
I'm not the only one then? I mean, we all know the kind of people he's talking about in our local communities...
@athomassen3980
@athomassen3980 6 жыл бұрын
Guess who's not studying for finals tonight
@Spiritwhisperer11
@Spiritwhisperer11 6 жыл бұрын
Anne Thomassen oh boy same- I should be doing my final project for class- but this is so much better
@dominiquedoeslife
@dominiquedoeslife 6 жыл бұрын
Chris Fleming?
@TheRach995
@TheRach995 3 жыл бұрын
Man, being from the same general area of MA as him is kinda surreal bc a lot of the people he makes fun of are the same kinds of people I grew up around. It’s a fun niche of humor.
@n.l.g.6401
@n.l.g.6401 6 жыл бұрын
Finally, all the classics together in one beautiful set. My face hurts from laughing.
@mnaftw
@mnaftw 6 жыл бұрын
I wish my grotesque contortions of laughter could be added to this special as to accurately portray how funny and relatable this is
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