"Belts are for narcs!!" *spends entire show pulling up pants*
@opalpersonal5 жыл бұрын
That's how they know you're not a narc
@dogchaser5203 жыл бұрын
In the end, pants themselves are for narcs. He was obeying his instincts.
@radiantfibers26992 ай бұрын
Hahahahahhaa
@jackrivers74636 жыл бұрын
"CHRIS THE NEIGHBORS WANNA KNOW IF YOU'RE TRANS WRITE BACK LOVE DAD."
@darcyemmett68285 жыл бұрын
Dad for the last time: I'm NOT a man. I'm NOT a woman. I am a Showpig.
@misterkingdom35715 ай бұрын
✨Showpig✨
@lydiabarbry33106 жыл бұрын
My girl friend is sleeping beside me, and the level of stress caused by trying not to laugh out loud is something akin to trying to sneak past a sleeping dragon waring belled jester shoes
@lexuhbee6 жыл бұрын
Lydia Barbry *wearing
@iavv3346 жыл бұрын
Why would the dragon be wearing belled jester shoes?
@Flower-gb8co5 жыл бұрын
While wearing is what i think they meant
@roxyredrose15 жыл бұрын
that seems like an unhealthy relationship
@orangutannie5 жыл бұрын
@@roxyredrose1 how? theyre just trying to not wake up their s/o
@calistaginn70736 жыл бұрын
i added this to my "ted talks" playlist on accident but i'm leaving it there bc this is just as important and educational
@rg-ed5fr4 жыл бұрын
This comment doesn’t have any replies so here you go
@weyheyjackie4 жыл бұрын
I am also God wow god^2 nice to meet u
@balconyhorse30724 жыл бұрын
Wait this isn’t a ted talk?
@harker-san69034 жыл бұрын
I did my papers to this
@averynorthern53614 жыл бұрын
*more important and educational
@gandalfthegrey32526 жыл бұрын
I’m just going to enter rooms now saying “I’m Italian, trust me”
@Tinymoezzy5 жыл бұрын
You don't already?
@dylanchouinard61414 жыл бұрын
At random intervals, shout out the nearest door “One second, Greg!”
@ZijnShayatanica9 ай бұрын
@@dylanchouinard6141i SAAAAAID one second, Greg!
@katherinedobbs526 жыл бұрын
He moves like his joints were replaced with slinkies and string
@goingghost82975 жыл бұрын
XD that's the most accurate description of Chris Fleming ever
@ElliotGien4 жыл бұрын
So true lmao
@gustavgnoettgen4 жыл бұрын
This juul did unthinkable things to the mind and body
@zacscalafini65454 жыл бұрын
He is a scarecrow obvious.
@emilyblack73424 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when you take modern dance classes for too long. Don’t do dance kids, not even once.
@tylerene6 жыл бұрын
He looks like a Mozart cosplay at a pride parade
@ezekielmartin43236 жыл бұрын
Kayla Burney it's one thing to trash-talk Chris Fleming. It's another to trash-talk him *in precisely the way he would trash-talk himself.*
@abigailkrauss4376 жыл бұрын
Kayla Burney I'm crying😂 this is the most accurate and odd description ever.
@timthompson82356 жыл бұрын
i don't think Chris would worry about trash talk, it's part of his job.
@snug_as_a_bug6 жыл бұрын
Gayle ghost wrote this
@maddisonlangdon15266 жыл бұрын
I have never heard a truer statement
@madisonsummerfield26106 жыл бұрын
It feels like other comedians have to screeze out their comedy whereas chris has so much comedy sometimes he has to reel himself in
@rg-ed5fr4 жыл бұрын
he’s mind is too powerful for us
@robynthethird47764 жыл бұрын
s c r e e z e
@Lucifersfursona2 жыл бұрын
I just really like the word screeze in this context
@praxibetelix16646 жыл бұрын
"Greg could drive. God, could he drive." "His hand's like a Romanian woman trying to seek sanctuary in an 18th century French church." "This is Massachusetts, where a man can be hanged for wearing orange." I love how specific your metaphors and impressions are we stan a monarch
@weirdo3375 жыл бұрын
Praxibetel Ix but then there’s also jokes like 41:14
@Noahdaz5 жыл бұрын
I love your name's reference so much.
@Noahdaz5 жыл бұрын
@therainman777 Oh goody, a random third party weighs in on my compliment as if they have some business there. Nice try, but all the sarcasm in the world won't dilute my happiness.
@Noahdaz5 жыл бұрын
@therainman777 Oh, you have business specifically in my comment, but then you add nothing valuable to the exchange? Fascinating. Pretty sure you don't have the green to call me sweetheart, so kindly shove off deary.
@theonionqueen35194 жыл бұрын
Also in love with the Royal Monarch’s proper use of the word hanged. 🤭✌️
@SmugBagel6 жыл бұрын
I feel like none of this was scripted. Even the band. They just showed up.
@Sangled6 жыл бұрын
chris fleming is the gift that keeps giving
@lilybee77586 жыл бұрын
OML HI!!!
@lilybee77586 жыл бұрын
Sangled i also agree; chris is a national treasure.
@catherinegannon48926 жыл бұрын
Lmao I just saw your comment on a Cry vid and now you’re here too, stop having such good taste
@baguette98466 жыл бұрын
I would like this but it’s at 666 right now, we need to keep Satan in this comment section
@speakersr-lyefaudio68306 жыл бұрын
Sangled him and aids have that in common
@fionadreesbach36856 жыл бұрын
This has extreme chaotic nuetral energy
@jake_from_statefarm72095 жыл бұрын
Oh man, that's all Chris Flemming lol. Complete chaotic neutral
@lenar63815 жыл бұрын
Chaotic good I would say
@irritation_at_the_nightclu10165 жыл бұрын
Yes
@tedstoik26505 жыл бұрын
I’d say chaotic good, perhaps even chaotic great. Should I be so bold.
@aswarmofbeees5 жыл бұрын
No way is Chris chaotic good. He is 1000% a chaotic neutral.
@tessrederburg70386 жыл бұрын
30 seconds in and I already had to pause from laughing. "I can't do this. I'm sick as a dog............... I'm too TALL" 😂
@edaj19906 жыл бұрын
I lost it at that part too!
@Relaxinghypnoasmr Жыл бұрын
And venmo newsfeed lol
@baby-cow-1236 жыл бұрын
is no one freaking out about the fact that he mentioned The Lumineers and then the girl from The Lumineers comes out and plays...?! I SCREAMED
@hmtc2225 жыл бұрын
I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT ABOUT IT
@taliaroses4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god that’s her??
@annward77943 жыл бұрын
I didn’t notice
@spacejamonvhs39966 жыл бұрын
“you look like a step mom” “i DoNt NeEeEeD tHiS”
@elizabethdesruisseau78266 жыл бұрын
spacejam on vhs that part was so great 😂
@deuceydee35064 жыл бұрын
Makes you wonder: Was that before or after Gayle?
@sapphic_seraphim6 жыл бұрын
"A 90 pound rotisserie chicken in skinny jeans". I'm truly honored that you mentioned me in your show.
@naota3k6 жыл бұрын
"BELTS ARE FOR NARCS."
@maryfrancess935 жыл бұрын
The other day my mother went "are you sure you don't want a belt with that outfit?" And without realizing it I just yelled this
@vincentgagric31426 жыл бұрын
This is the comedic embodiment of a talking heads concert mixed with the first art show at a new art school that only has 50 students and are all desperately in love with Edgar Wright
@batcharacters5 жыл бұрын
How he would put it. XD
@Kat-zc2oi4 жыл бұрын
I B R
@EmilyEifler6 жыл бұрын
The crowd analysis had me snorting
@cookiekittens6 жыл бұрын
i had seen the korean spa bit as a stand alone on tumblr and even knowing what was coming it STILL made me laugh so hard i had to pause because if i didn't stop to breathe i was going to die. that's true comedy.
@opheliasghost57836 жыл бұрын
This and Kid Gorgeous single handedly punched my suicidal tendencies this month
@ahuddleofpenguins48426 жыл бұрын
Opheliasghost not very single handedly, if you ask me. 😉♥️
@cbo27625 жыл бұрын
Try psilocybin mushrooms. Seriously. If you’re depressed or suicidal, you have to try them. I hadn’t been optimistic in so long I literally forgot how optimism felt until I tried them. And look into microdosing for the long term.
@Tabs-wg1bx5 жыл бұрын
C Bo therapy’s a pretty good investment but u do u
@Damascuss075 жыл бұрын
That's a shame. Spend next month drinking and listening to Black Dahlia Murder on repeat and see if you can pull it off then.
@LadyMercutia5 жыл бұрын
This is from a year ago but I hope you’re still around and doing OK.
@mikesakellarides34632 жыл бұрын
I'm the DJ spoofed by Chris Fleming during my days on 94.7 The WAVE in L.A. at 16:15.. As I told my son, Yakub, 'he's funnier than me!' Now, here's Tracy Chapman: "You got a fast car..."
@Chuntzit2 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU MIKE
@vampirelibrarian7778 ай бұрын
YOU’RE REAL????? this is so cool
@shaunrobitaille37807 ай бұрын
MIKE!!!
@mahalat845 ай бұрын
I loved this part, could totally relate
@DavidAbraham-q3q2 ай бұрын
@Chuntzit 242 my darling
@tommywiseau_6 жыл бұрын
does chris know he's a millenial comedy icon because i imagine people who go to his shows are mostly middle aged wine moms with minion memes groups on facebook
@noahatlas52405 жыл бұрын
tommy wiseau tommy wiseau hi hello how are you enjoying 2019
@totallyawesomereallycool5 жыл бұрын
Even a gen Z icon My school _loves him_
@Myllkka5 жыл бұрын
@@totallyawesomereallycool I'm gen z and I love him, even though I don't get all his jokes
@zadier42104 жыл бұрын
I am a gen z who has found this man and is trying not to laugh at everything he says
@87bees683 жыл бұрын
i went to one of his shows in 2019 and he asked who the youngest person in the crowd was. this 10 year old boy in a fortnite t-shirt came rushing down the aisle and chris just stared at him from the stage and said “i’m so sorry”
@Nina-iw3hc5 жыл бұрын
""So as not to contaminate the rest of the wedding with and of my"--*twirls*--"frUiTy BuSineS."
@BeehiveBoy6 жыл бұрын
i feel like the "YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA THERE MIKE" joke went vastly underappreciated
@razberrymist94754 жыл бұрын
I DIED
@mikesakellarides34632 жыл бұрын
Me, too,
@Hoodwinkle2 жыл бұрын
The phrase, “TRACY CHAPMAN IS NIPPING AT YOUR HEELS” will never leave my mind
@charlie9619 Жыл бұрын
i was at the dentist a few months ago and experienced that. like same song and everything. all i could think about was this show
@juliagiles15476 ай бұрын
@@mikesakellarides3463WAIT YOU’RE THE MIKE FROM THE JOKE!!! hi Mike I hope you’re having a nice day :)
@KateSylvesterMusic3 жыл бұрын
i come here once every three months to pay my respects
@KateSylvesterMusic2 жыл бұрын
i’m back chris
@ZijnShayatanica Жыл бұрын
Same here!! It's so fkn good.
@KateSylvesterMusic9 ай бұрын
guess who’s back
@MinaF996 жыл бұрын
GRANDMAMA! How did you know I was having a complete emotional breakdown today and desperately needed this?
@jaydengreen5955 ай бұрын
I hope you are doing well 6 years later
@abb3rz076 жыл бұрын
the korean spa gets me every time. "I KNOW IT'S FOR BABIESSSSS BUT I NEEEEEED IIIIIIIT."
@Jimmyboygohome6 жыл бұрын
Abby Williamson same lmao
@rangerjenny12786 жыл бұрын
After I saw this show with my mom in Boston, we went to another show and while we were waiting the bathroom couldn't stop saying "I KNOW ITS FOR BAAAAAABIESSSS... BUT I NEEEEEEED ITTT"... and another random lady was like "OMG did you just see Chris Fleming too?" It was awesome haha
@dominiquedoeslife6 жыл бұрын
Abby Williamson omg me too! It's my favorite bit!
@dominiquedoeslife6 жыл бұрын
RangerJenny I wanted to go since I live close. Omg I hope he comes back.
@lilymanshel61465 жыл бұрын
that phrase has now entered into my intrusive ADHD thought repertoire and it's... a nightmare? or possibly the greatest? not sure.
@MusicGirl63006 жыл бұрын
“my wife’s here she’s also named Yacob”
@shouldacouldawoulda56 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed this consistently at a comedy special in a while, you need your own netflix special
@jentzi236 жыл бұрын
I completely misunderstood "emotional support animals" as meaning "their dragged-along boyfriends who just sit there looking like the polite cat".
@ezekielmartin43235 жыл бұрын
The difference being...?
@ordinarytree46785 жыл бұрын
Thats 90% of all boyfriends in college.
@TobiCatsith5 жыл бұрын
@@ordinarytree4678 can confirm, was the emotional support animal, now I need my own rofl
@rattatattattattat20274 жыл бұрын
Wait what else did he mean?
@ElliotGien4 жыл бұрын
Wait that’s not what he meant?
@IlastarothTayre6 жыл бұрын
"I'm Italian: trust me." has now become my life motto.
@mil2277et5 жыл бұрын
“You know how when you’re young you don’t have a critical eye yet? You’re like yeah that’s a book, that’s a movie, that’s a film. Cats was the first thing where I was like ‘yeah that could use some work’.”
@melissafalk60705 жыл бұрын
Oh hey Emily I didn’t expect to see u here
@mil2277et5 жыл бұрын
Melissa Falk lmaoooo hi glad u also love chris fleming
@coconutshampoo90254 жыл бұрын
This quote aged like the finest whiskey
@Mousy6773 жыл бұрын
the phrase "i know it's for babies. but i need it." REGULARLY enters my internal monologue at inopportune times
@rwaitwhat4 жыл бұрын
_stand up comedian mentions someone with Down's Syndrome_ me: oh no _stand up comedian proceeds to tell an entire story wherein the person with Down's Syndrome, and Down's Syndrome itself, is never made fun of, _*_and yet the story is incredibly funny_* This should be required viewing for all aspiring comedians
@Butchcavalier4 жыл бұрын
sometimes people can surprise you positively :D
@theonionqueen35194 жыл бұрын
Chris is living proof that you can be ungodly amounts of funny WITHOUT being offensive.
@salamilidaintgonfit75764 жыл бұрын
I just wish he didn’t use words like npd and other antisocial personality disorders as insults and punchlines
@HaHaHannah13694 жыл бұрын
@@salamilidaintgonfit7576 agreed. But I think he does it in the least offensive way I’ve seen thus far, considering some of the things we hear “edgy” comedians say. Hell only learn from people like us letting him know. But this was also two years ago so maybe he already knows. But I definitely applaud his awareness besides that.
@salamilidaintgonfit75764 жыл бұрын
@@HaHaHannah1369 true, the world is changing rapidly so hopefully someone like himself will be more considerate rn
@christalcavanaugh3 жыл бұрын
The chihuahua story is DEFINITELY the inspiration for DePiglio
@MsFuzzipoo3 жыл бұрын
Yup. I'm watching this a second time, after I've watched most of his short videos. Definitely DePiglio!
@avosmash21212 жыл бұрын
He's such a cool guy. Hope he's not angry anymore.
@blossomoranges6 жыл бұрын
AN HOUR OF CHRIS FLEMING, SIGN ME THE FUDGE UP
@young321bookie6 жыл бұрын
Lol! :)
@blondaibonsai5 жыл бұрын
“Tracy Chapman’s nipping at your heels buddy!!!!!” The sheer anxiety in his voice is the embodiment of every negative thought I’ve ever had in my life lol.
@annward77943 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna start telling ppl Tracy Chapman’s nipping at my heels when I’m trippin out
@DeconTheed925 жыл бұрын
5:58 ah, the humble origins of DePiglio
@caitlinroseblaney2266 жыл бұрын
“If you want to be a surrogate for the rancid old man who lives at the top of our water tower, we’ll give you unfettered access to our fonts database!!!” ...👌🏼😂😂😂
@christalcavanaugh6 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Fallon has the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair
@christopherminutolo93844 жыл бұрын
John Mulaney fan?
@christalcavanaugh3 жыл бұрын
@@christopherminutolo9384 very much so lol
@elderyear2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Fallon has a _deliciously creamy_ moral backbone?
@heidiherndon38902 жыл бұрын
@@christalcavanaugh OH GOD that comment aged like a fine wine
@atinymarble4 жыл бұрын
I've watched this show every time I've dyed my hair and it's always a good time.
@livinlooney6 жыл бұрын
WheRe'S THe NewW gAyLE??? Is it under my laundry basket?
@hkred1006 жыл бұрын
I JUST NOTICED HOW MUCH HE LOOKS LIKE MR FROND FROM BOB'S BURGERS OMFG
@weyheyjackie4 жыл бұрын
hkred100 LOLOL
@JD-pd3gl4 жыл бұрын
OH MY GODDD LOL
@suk4honesty6 жыл бұрын
this has restored balance to the universe
@ZessXXify8 ай бұрын
My favorite thing about Chris is his ability to fling himself around the stage and never once run out of breath
@rachel.ballenger6 жыл бұрын
love the video, Krizz! say, how would you like to live under my porch and play the banjo for free??? let me know!
@elisecode22125 жыл бұрын
yes, please do, josh!
@TobiCatsith5 жыл бұрын
ThInK oF tHe ExPoSuRe YoU'lL gEt
@chaotic.tired.goblin.5 жыл бұрын
Chris Fleming doing “botched cats choreography” during the Korean spa bit is the most accurate physical representation of what my brain does when I suffer from anxiety
@MerryRoseHowley6 жыл бұрын
THANK THE GOOD LORT THAT THIS EXISTS
@kelliwilliams126 жыл бұрын
MerryRose Howley rr
@morganconnor32156 жыл бұрын
MerryRose Howley omg hi
@DutchDouchebag6 жыл бұрын
Spells "lord" wrong.. Typical.
@valnerei90676 жыл бұрын
Lort in danish means shit. Your comment made me laugh a lot :)
@snug_as_a_bug6 жыл бұрын
MERRYROSE HOWLEY LIKES CHRIS FLEMING??? THIS IS PERFECT!!!
@adventuretimeness2226 жыл бұрын
The recommendations on this video were “short judge Judy cases” and “The try guys bake a pie” and I think that sums everything up pretty good
@abigaileldritch6 жыл бұрын
DEW IT DID IT
@mirandak72424 жыл бұрын
I'm glad Chris did that bit about DJs cutting off their pre-song talk just before the lyrics start. It stresses me out so much but no one ever talks about it
@scrunglenut62226 жыл бұрын
ive never connected with any particular gender identity. "showpig" has given me what i need.
@rg-ed5fr4 жыл бұрын
scrunglenüt - I’m glad you have found yourself
@readstoomuch20704 жыл бұрын
scrunglenüt you are VALID
@KaitlinGaspar3 жыл бұрын
heck gender! :D
@MrLaundrydude5 жыл бұрын
I lose it every time at “TRACY CHAPMAN’S NIPPIN AT YOUR HEELS BUDDY”
@VFoermer6 жыл бұрын
how are you not on Netflix already? That's so good.
@jnnx5 жыл бұрын
Not a Dog Because Netflix is over.
@dylanchouinard61415 жыл бұрын
Not a Dog “Since you watched Chris Fleming here’s more shows with Bijon’s who are bi at best”
@norasoete72284 жыл бұрын
He's a voice actor on Twelve Forever!
@dylanjoyce81045 ай бұрын
@@norasoete7228oh unfortunate ~from the future
@dylanjoyce81045 ай бұрын
He does voice cesare from big top burger
@Chuntzit6 жыл бұрын
thank you all for watching thisss, and I so appreciate the kind words. I'm going on tour with a new show this fall. Boston's on sale now: thewilbur.com/artist/chris-fleming/
@ErienRA6 жыл бұрын
Chris Fleming hey, i love your stuff and i'd love to support you but i live in indonesia! are there any plans for your special to be up on netflix or maybe even spotify or any other streaming sites?
@vavavroomvictoria6 жыл бұрын
Come to Toronto!
@rockyc2456 жыл бұрын
Your site took me to "my dad and my soccer coach"...having trouble... laughing too hard. What is your new show?
@emilyballentine59736 жыл бұрын
Please come to Philly!
@cheyennebailey51496 жыл бұрын
@EmIdc6 жыл бұрын
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER OH MY GOD AN ENTIRE HOUR
@tylerene6 жыл бұрын
Em Idc Hey your hair looks cool as hell!
@EmIdc6 жыл бұрын
Tyler Burney Thank you!!
@lauryngibson18715 жыл бұрын
"I thought I was edgy, turns out I'm just a huge problem" poignant.
@LS-jj4sy5 жыл бұрын
"The tragedy of the hydration of the clown"
@PaulBenjaminJenkins3 жыл бұрын
Perfect comment to receive 69 likes.
@lttaylor60286 жыл бұрын
That tambourine grab at 30:08 was so smooth I had to rewind three times just to witness the majesty again and again.
@broadwaymelody335 жыл бұрын
There were literal tears streaming down my face after it was revealed which agency his friends signed to. “Cut to black, La La Land!”
@alysonkumor37295 жыл бұрын
“I’m here with my son Yacob, we’re raising him bi” I CHOKED
@jakelevinson78023 жыл бұрын
That describes me in an uncomfortably accurate way
@elderyear2 жыл бұрын
@@jakelevinson7802 Wait are you raising a bi son or are you Yacob? Which one Jake?
@TheEmilyxx996 жыл бұрын
"i wanna go on venmo and see what everyones up to" honestly i do this all the timmmmeeee
@tradutorajuliana6 жыл бұрын
the character on 9:00 is called a "esquerdomacho" in portuguese. Yes in brazil we have a term for this kind of men that think they are feminists but are just a huge joke. I just felt like I should share this new word with the world.
@TheMaddestHatter2345 жыл бұрын
Juliana Arthuso is that literally “left (wing) macho”?
@dogchaser5203 жыл бұрын
I don't think it has much to do with feminism as much as feeling they are "woke" and superior to other people. Having all the right opinions and making you feel bad for not having them are both very important.
@OnlyARide6 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this for a second time and it's just as funny. This is true comedy gold, I can see that you've put a lot of love into this set and it's AMAZING. PS: Henceforth all inquiries about my gender will be answered with "I'm a showpig."
@ArcticaTheFox5 жыл бұрын
I can relate so much to the part where he says how you act when you haven’t been in contact with other human beings and suddenly have to be a functional human. Sometimes all go an entire day without saying a complete sentence and suddenly I have to go to a fancy gathering or I’ll see a friend and suddenly be thrust into a conversation and I’ll just nod at them, stutter, and shakily raise my limp hand.
@evilratperson6 жыл бұрын
this single video cleared my skin and improved my grades
@gailfeddern77986 жыл бұрын
LOL!
@apricoticpeaches5 жыл бұрын
Lmao saammee
@renee13905 жыл бұрын
I am never prepared for those close ups on Chris’s face and it makes me make a noise that I can’t quite comprehend
@bingobongo77036 жыл бұрын
chris i'm an irrelevant half russian teenager from australia but i would like you to know you are one of my inspirations in life, you give me reason to keep laughing when i have the flu so chronic i can't stop coughing for days i love you you are loved
@MarthaPorado6 жыл бұрын
You're one of the most original voices I've ever seen. You're genuinely hysterical. If you ever doubt your talent, know you've brought a random woman on Toronto a hell of a lot of joy.
@benny_lemon51235 жыл бұрын
"GrANdMamA, you bUSY HEDGEHOG."
@KellyJoule6 жыл бұрын
THE WHOLE SHOW??? THANK YOU CHRIS!!!
@Rose-jz6sx6 жыл бұрын
My boyfriend broke up with me four nights ago and this is the first thing to bring me more than fleeting joy since then. I'm sure I'll be crying again within half an hour but thank you for being you and for bringing that to the world ♥️
@graciana.134 жыл бұрын
Rose oh fuck damn dude i hope your boyfriend has a rock in his left shoe for the rest of his life
@rocks.and.soup.4 жыл бұрын
I hope he loses the tv remote never finds it. Even even he buys a new TV. Remote is gone.
@megaaaaaaannn4 жыл бұрын
I hope when he drains his pasta he overshoots and it all falls in the sink
@cinnabarlab6 жыл бұрын
....you do legitimately look like my stepmom
@TheSEJJES6 жыл бұрын
Dylan Chouinard like a really nice one with good snacks
@dylanchouinard61415 жыл бұрын
HE DOESN’T NEED THIS RIGHT NOW!
@dylanjoyce81045 ай бұрын
He also looks like mine
@Cindyisadog3 жыл бұрын
Chris roasting INDIVIDUAL AUDIENCE MEMBERS is the ballsiest thing in the world, yet perfectly in character. I can’t imagine how any of those people who got called out could still be alive right now, if that were me I would just keel over and die. 12d10 points of magic damage.
@elderyear2 жыл бұрын
Chris isn’t A bard, he’s THE bard.
@thixiemattel6 жыл бұрын
This being up on YT is going to get me through so many nights where I’m utterly incapable of sleep but in that very unproductive way where you’re just laying there. Not like the manic nights my sister has where she’s like taken up painting canvases from Joanne’s on her studio apartment carpet but didn’t lay out any floor protectant. Like the painting was an emergency she couldn’t have foreseen.
@sarahcohn35746 жыл бұрын
i've had both of those nights
@rebbiejoanthony53626 жыл бұрын
Paintings are always an emergency you can't foresee.
@dogchaser5203 жыл бұрын
Yeah meditation kinda. Those times when you're just paralyzed are OK. Art is often just a response to trying to work stuff out. It's funny that we then look at it and appreciate it by sort of grabbing the person's emotional state and taking it onto ourselves
@violetgc60493 жыл бұрын
This has been me the last three nights - up until 6 am with insomnia, binge-ing and purging on "Gayle"
@thixiemattel3 жыл бұрын
@@violetgc6049 welcome.
@doubtful_seer6 жыл бұрын
I just want to thank you for putting this on KZbin. I’ve loved your comedy for years, but as a disabled person pretty far below the poverty line I’ll never be able to see a live show. I’m having (yet another) surgery the day after tomorrow and I’m pretty miserable, but this gave me a good hour of stepping out of my life and I’m just so thankful for that.
@killrkorpse59924 жыл бұрын
i hope you’re doing good dude
@recremy2074 жыл бұрын
Hope you get some money bro
@JD-pd3gl4 жыл бұрын
I hope your surgery went well!! And hopefully you’re doing better now 💕
@miam72633 жыл бұрын
I’m so sorry I hope you’re doing better
@boba_rhett_47496 жыл бұрын
I'm too tall
@impwolf6 жыл бұрын
[blows nose]
@WillowChord6 жыл бұрын
you know what though that’s a big mood for me personally. 6’0 is way too tall for a trans gal to feel good
@alexwilson49646 жыл бұрын
I read this right as he said this in the video bless you
@airi35776 жыл бұрын
@@WillowChord hey I know you commented this a while ago, but hey, from one 6ft gal to another, it's gonna be okay
@parlayphresh30626 жыл бұрын
Kassandra M not to me
@aswarmofbeees5 жыл бұрын
I’ve been peppering quotes from this into regular conversation for like a year and so far only two people have caught it and I’ve become good friends with both.
@byrevery6 жыл бұрын
This is AMAZING, one of the best stand-up shows I've ever seen. Thank you for uploading the whole thing, Chris!
@Aeshir25 жыл бұрын
Chris Fleming looks like an abstract mural on the side of a downtown public use art house in the 90s
@nathanmcgill72497 ай бұрын
I'm binging through this KZbin channel and I am in awe at these disturbingly precise metaphors
@nepetaren12676 жыл бұрын
For real tho who is that girl that background sings for Chris on the poly song bc her voice is aMAZING
@Chuntzit6 жыл бұрын
the marvelous Neyla Pekarek
@molly76716 жыл бұрын
finn wolfhard could talk jimmy fallon into vandalizing an orphanage
@torealreality42076 жыл бұрын
"IM ITALIAN, TRUST ME"
@mayz.41946 жыл бұрын
honeysweet what time is that?
@HinataKpeach696 жыл бұрын
Surprised this doesn't have more views. Chris is a comedian that doesn't have to treat people like shit to be funny. I'm Korean and the spa part had me in tears 😭😭😭
@onarionaa83596 жыл бұрын
the fact that someone could run into a person, and KNOCK THE PERSON OVER, and then just say "oops"...and keep walking...like wut
@skiesquiggles73194 жыл бұрын
This was utter chaos and I loved every moment of it
@miamarie216 жыл бұрын
Loved seeing show pig live in San Francisco! I was recovering from a lung infection at the time and laughed so hard I could taste blood.... it was great! Ps: those boots are legendary! ♡
@gatsu86343 жыл бұрын
Thank you for constantly singing the praises of Tracy Chapman she is so underrated!
@MonkieFunkie6 жыл бұрын
GIVE THANKS TO OUR QUEER ICON
@shaunrobitaille37807 ай бұрын
My friend showed me him and the Gayle series. I’ve been sick with covid for a week and this has kept me entertained lol.
@cuptocake6 жыл бұрын
*Blows nose into mic* ~crowd laughs~ "Thank you! Goodnight!"
@Lukashaaa3 жыл бұрын
The fact that this hasn’t reached 1M views yet is a crime
@nothemoon996 жыл бұрын
I dont deserve this, but boy oh boy, do i appericate it
@RedMeansRecording Жыл бұрын
Chris you are so unbelievably important
@jacklim81844 жыл бұрын
his comedy is very specific, slightly unhinged and also my new favourite thing in the entire goddamned world thank you for the serotonin, chris fleming, showpig extraordinaire
@nyarmv52176 жыл бұрын
as someone who is polyamorous, i've never been more simultaneously offended and amused thank you very much
@cherade994 жыл бұрын
I'm not the only one then? I mean, we all know the kind of people he's talking about in our local communities...
@athomassen39806 жыл бұрын
Guess who's not studying for finals tonight
@Spiritwhisperer116 жыл бұрын
Anne Thomassen oh boy same- I should be doing my final project for class- but this is so much better
@dominiquedoeslife6 жыл бұрын
Chris Fleming?
@TheRach9953 жыл бұрын
Man, being from the same general area of MA as him is kinda surreal bc a lot of the people he makes fun of are the same kinds of people I grew up around. It’s a fun niche of humor.
@n.l.g.64016 жыл бұрын
Finally, all the classics together in one beautiful set. My face hurts from laughing.
@mnaftw6 жыл бұрын
I wish my grotesque contortions of laughter could be added to this special as to accurately portray how funny and relatable this is