Chris McCausland: A Blind Christmas Dinner - Noël at the Apollo 2019 | Jokes On Us

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Brilliant 😂

[@user-tc5pl3zw3h]

Sympathy, mate. My daughter has been running me into things her entire life. She's 32 now, and still does it! The difference is she's stopped blaming me for it, and now just laughs at how funny it is that she forgets that her own father is blind. I's my fault. I'm also a comedian. Daddy's girl takes after me in that regard. So I got a titanium telescoping guide cane. It'll leave a mark on an ample backside. Who's laughing now, daughter?

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1:38 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sabrenadamnit9774]

😂😂😂❤

[@user-tc5pl3zw3h]

Brother, you mentioned 2020, and didn't mention how it was "The Year of Vision"! How did that one get past ye? You know, "Year of vision, my eye!", or ""It's the year of vision, and America is envisioning the end of their democracy!" Anything like that would work, mate. Here's one - "If 2020 is the year of vision, where do I go to collect mine?"