Gary Delaney's BEST One Liners - Live at the Apollo 2018 | Jokes On Us

Enjoy a hilarious stand-up comedy set as Gary Delaney brings his witty one-liners to the Apollo stage, weaving through Christmas traditions, personal anecdotes, and adult humor that will leave you in stitches - a perfect dose of comedy for the festive season!
Check out more hilarious Live at the Apollo moments here - / @liveattheapollo
Taken from Live at the Apollo - Series 14, Episode 7
Original Broadcast Date: Saturday 22nd December 2018
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[@Your.Uncle.AngMoh]

I love it when he giggles at his own jokes.

[@hedonismunderstands2469]

he didn't tell us that every year his family has the tradition of a christmas jumper, and that it's always his job to talk them down...

[@stuart23969]

That is a good 1

[@wisteela]

He is absolutely brilliant.

[@johnchesterman6016]

This guy never disappoints 😂👍

[@hockeyguy820]

Ask his wife ;)

[@ghomerhust]

first saw gary on Mock the Week. he's an expert at the one liner! so brilliant!

[@owenfitzgerald3219]

Dusting off some classics there 😂

[@christinemiller7238]

Always a good time with lots of laughs!

[@GMJ-rc9nk]

One liners are like icing on a cake. Tasty, but to much of it and you start to feel a little sick

[@user-qe5co2vn5i]

A mate of mine is able to look at any Xmas presents under the Xmas tree and tell you exactly what it is inside !. He reckons it's a gift 🙄🙄🙄

[@LadyAxe13]

😂

[@grahambretman4010]

A fantastic comedian

[@justayoutuber1906]

He's got some good ones

[@joso7228]

What A Guy!!

[@dallasreid7755]

Yet another re-watch. Still funny.

[@jaywalker3087]

New year's coming. I thought I'd try Dry January, but the thought of a whole month without ' foreplay " was too much 😅

[@joso7228]

Winner after winner. Awesome.

[@VMM34]

😂😂 so funny 👍

[@Stubear22374]

Gary Delaney live his one liners

[@ryanashby4089]

I'm just glad that my expectations were met. Gladly he was very funny though. I was the only one there, but I did laugh.

[@ryanashby4089]

I edited that comment four times and it still needs an edit or more. It's like being back in a sound room.

[@garethfieldstead7547]

Like his partner I hope he tours Australia- superb.

[@trippinout.]

Did I miss the one liner about his very brief cocaine habit?

[@ghomerhust]

omg i had to read that like 4 times before i got it. well done

[@user20159]

Pork nibbles😊

[@briansmith7317]

Peppa pigs Dad best around by far 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@wdwerker]

Better than the first video of him I saw.

[@yippee8570]

I wonder what a cnoversation between him and Milton Jones would be like

[@ghomerhust]

yeah having them do a duo show would be absolutely amazing. just hitting the one-liner ball back and forth. i dont know that my diaphragm would be able to keep up, i'd probably pass out from laughing

[@dougwhiley4028]

He's married to comedian Sarah Milican.

[@tee2899]

Comedian and Sarah millican in the same sentence?

[@laurieharper1526]

Somebody has to be

[@iantaylor3393]

​@laurieharper1526 why does a woman HAVE to be married? Stop imposing your toxic male patriarchal ideas.

[@mflow6485]

Why so rude? She's lovely. And she doesn't have kids.

[@ghomerhust]

@@tee2899 shes one of the funniest current comics out there. apparently some people dont like powerful women?

[@sgbh8874]

Related to count Arthur strong?

[@aletheawinterburn8308]

Very good set. Thought the Hopkins/Morgan thing at the end was unnecessary and left a poor taste.

[@ghomerhust]

maybe a leftover thing from his time with Mock the Week, where he regularly would jab at people or groups

[@amaccama3267]

Q. Why are you doing under the covers with your sister?

[@JP_TaVeryMuch]

I think that he grew up in a wee house in Swindon.

[@niallmarnock5216]

What would have been funnier ,if Sarah Millican was on the same show

[@tee2899]

Does she sell the ice creams?

[@Fres-no]

Don't usually like onelinrs but this wasn't all bad... The pedantic bit 6:35

[@paulandre836]

same old shit.

[@StanleypeterDickinson]

Patron Saint of Carrots? St Julienne that a quacker! Duck for Christmasses I'm a Vegan Pagan Sagan I'm a child of the Universe. Bob's Gonna Fix It. Gymkhana!

[@matttrafton2725]

Happy Christmas? It's MERRY Christmas. Can't Brits be merry?

[@jodders619]

They mean the same and no, not sober. Even then we're probably filled with a whistful meloncholy.

[@renejean2523]

It's either/or in the UK. In America it's only ever *Merry* Christmas. Also in the UK they only ever say *'at* Christmas', whereas Americans say *'on* Christmas'.

[@JP_TaVeryMuch]

​@@renejean2523 I thought that the word was anathema over there. I was dismayed to hear the abomination that is "Holiday Tree" yesterday. Separation of state and religion is important for them, but what is this all about?

[@JP_TaVeryMuch]

Like a lot of these niggles, if you zoom out as it were, you often stumble upon the answer. It really should be Merry because of this: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

[@renejean2523]

@@JP_TaVeryMuch - You have fallen for the right-wing media bullhorn tactic. People say *Christmas* tree, and use the word 'Christmas'. I certainly do, and I'm a liberal atheist!

[@normanpearson8753]

Jokes pretty good , but delivery is awful , very wooden .He needs to watch Viney , or the Canadian guy .

[@trugman1]

He’s much better live. Seen Stewart Francis live too and Gary Delaney was funnier in person

[@philip6419]

Lame! I guess this proves, if you set the base and provide enough liqueur, anything gets a laugh.

[@theprior46]

Started well but got disgusting by 4 minutes in.

[@gregc7699]

Trust me this is very tame for him he's absolutely filth 😂

[@grahambretman4010]

He's toned some of these down for the television, I've seen him live 5 times so far and he's fantastic

[@grimupnorth]

Not sure I like his delivery, It's a bit like he's reading them out from an autocue. He could be funnier if he was more in the style of e.g. Dave Allen. Still, he's a star, and I'm not.

[@liamwalsh4008]

I very strongly suspect that it has to do with the venue and its sound system. Watch some of his other sets, he's usually much snappier.

[@jamesrowden303]

Zero room for improvisation. This becomes apparent when Frankie Boyle does Apollo sets and tries to engage with the audience. The planned and pre-scripted nature of his sets is laid bare because the banter is so banal. He's still pretty funny, but anyway. @@liamwalsh4008

[@dt6949]

He’s really recycling some old material there. Time to write a new act I think…

[@tony-bi1hj]

Wake me up when he's actually funny.

[@manu-tonyo9654]

Santa doesn't do bad children's presents, god gave us all original sin... so why do kids get presents? They have done fk all for the betterment of life.

[@teamrosemary]

Horrific and half stolen.

[@johnmc3862]

What?

[@ferise1]

Not funny

[@flashpoint8909]

What the hell is going on, since when do you applaud jokes?

[@jamesrowden303]

Since when does an audience? As far back as Ancient Greece at least?

[@raysmith2940]

Not funny.

[@graemeatkinson8411]

I love Katie Hopkins..and this bloke is mildly humorous

[@jamesrowden303]

She's horrible, and he's funny in teeny tiny doses. His missus is far funnier.

[@flashpoint8909]

What the hell is going on, since when do you applaud jokes?

[@joso7228]

Blame The Canadians.

[@jamesrowden303]

And once again: "Since when does an audience? As far back as Ancient Greece at least?"