Chris Nostalgic: The Niche of all YouTube Niches

[@swift7842]

I’m going to ignore parts how can we have an entire discussion about Pokémon with the best “mommy milkers” and not even mention Nidoqueen 10/10 Since the machamp line is about as humanoid as it gets, here’s a fun fact. Machamps can be female. 7,8/10 Since Kangaskhan already has a baby, it’s has possibly the highest chance of “success” 9/10 You’d think that a Pokémon called Mr.mime would always be male but apparently half of the population didn’t quite get the memo. Same story as Machamp, humanoid female, therefore “mommy milk” 4/10 Jynx again with the humanoid. 7/10 Ditto is dependent on if any of the other Pokémon with “milkers” are around since it can’t transform without seeing what it’s copying. ?/10 If mew is the ancestor to all Pokémon then by proxy it probably must have some itself right. ?/10 Miltank, cow. 11/10 Celebi could theoretically travel into the past and give you an acual glass of milk rather than the usual. 🥛/10 Blaziken, humanoid, you probably get it by now, might be a bit spicy though. 2/10 I may hate it but Nuzleaf has nipples and can be female. 1/10 Gardevoir: Mommy- i mean Mommy- i mean momm… 9/10 Slaking would probably not even fight you for it and given it’s stats, it’s probably very nutritious too. 9,5/10 I question why Hariyama would be anyone’s choice for something like this, I honestly forgot this thing existed before doing the research needed for this. It’s just soooooooooo average. 5/10 Medicham is more of the same. 6/10 Deoxys is the same again, but since it’s both a legendary AND can transform. 10/10 Infernape:this little $|£% has plating to prevent us from getting to that sweet and succinct milk. 0/10 I feel like Lukario has evolved specifically to prevent people from getting to the “mommy milkers” I mean seriously, what else is that spike on it’s chest supposed to do? 4/10 I should probably mention Arceus and palkia since despite neither of them having boobs themselves, they can simply summon the absolute biggest and most majestic bahonkahonks the universe has ever seen. ♾️/10 Emboar. 5/10 Watchog. 3/10 Audino. 7/10 Conkeldurr. 6/10 Leavanny. 8/10 Liligant. 10/10 (complete bias) Scrafty. 3/10 Gothitelle. 6/10 I always thought Meloetta seemed juvenile in its design. Jail/10 Braixen/Delphox. 9/10 (Delphox

[@Sunflower41XD]

If I ever see you in my comments section again, I'll make sure to 100% bring this up. Top tier list and comment

[@TheKayasto]

i liked because I believe you when you say that took 3 hours. I didnt even read the whole thing but here's my engagement 😂

[@swift7842]

Apparently. My comment is literally too long (if only I could say that about myself😭) which means that I can’t edit it. Therefore I’m making this comment to correct myself. I have absolutely zero idea what happened to the beginning of the comment so here’s what I was supposed to write. “I’m going to ignore that the original question was specifically dedicated to the Paldea dex and give my ranking of the Pokémon with the juiciest “mommy milkers” In the Kangaskhan section I wrote “it’s” rather than “it” I forgot to leave in the fact that Mew can also learn transform. In the Celebi section I wrote “rather than the usual” which works with context clues but i think I’d rather it say “rather than the usual “mommy” milk” In the Infernape section I mentioned that it had plating but I should probably have specified that it “has plating over it’s nipples” After Arceus/Palkia I start to rapid fire the Pokémon that are humanoid but have no notable features. Which I probably should have specified. In the top 5 list, I put Deoxys at number 5 but in retrospect the spot should totally have gone to Nidoqueen. I somehow managed to skip Lopunny and I have no idea how but I’d probably just end up doing the Gardevoir bit again. 9/10 And that should be everything. Thanks for the kind words. Incredibly glad to know I was able to make someone laugh at my silly little comment. Much love. Yours truly ❤️

[@speedslider3913]

It's nice to see another Lilligant enjoyed in the wild! Too bad it was in this place though. /j

[@davebob4973]

the 3 hours was not worth it

[@zdd_]

This main ruled my Instagram for awhile so if anyone ever wonders if a character is breedable I simply have to consult the lexicon

[@LeastNationalistPole]

i was waiting for this. it was only a matter of time for someone to make this video.

[@CarterBoppCat]

15:15 My creation, it's beautiful. Although this isn't the video I was expecting it to be in.

[@beautybeyondthegrave]

I'm sorry, but.... The hell is this guy on? The forbidden fun dip powder?👀💀💀

[@Gricky_Da_Bomb]

this guy seems like the type to post comments on rule thirty-four about how the lore relates to the b00b size 😭

[@FH4Player6397]

Lmao

[@mistermistermr732]

wait thats not nrmal?

[@davebob4973]

rule 34 has comments?

[@Gricky_Da_Bomb]

under posts, yeah@@davebob4973

[@pumpkinkat7331]

Is sunflower breedable though

[@Sunflower41XD]

We don't need the answer to that

[@criticalblaster458]

​@@Sunflower41XDyes we do.

[@Sunflower41XD]

D:

[@criticalblaster458]

@@Sunflower41XD >:³

[@YeomasBros.2008]

​@@criticalblaster458get tf outside and touch grass

[@friendthebarrel154]

The problem with choosing a starter pokemon like Meowscarda for the first topic is that all starter Pokemon, even ones with more feminine designs, are more likely to be male (87.5%) So who knows if you'll ever be able to find a female But also, it's an animal, so it doesn't matter because that's disgusting

[@NootalieWalf]

This is cursed beyond belief. My gecko looked offended at the idea that Grimace has a cloaca. Stop this madness.

[@jermgoated]

Sunflower what are you doing

[@Sunflower41XD]

Making art that's what

[@Xenon_XTH]

WHAT THE FU--

[@thevoicesaregettinglouder16]

Chris is the mind voice that we all try to ignore

[@Puhtatr]

1:00 rotmg load screen lol

[@ASwitchDog]

Ahh yes my favorite kind of content... and for the record I think Vespiquen would be the best for the mommy milkies because whats better then milk and honey!.. kill me

[@Sunflower41XD]

interesting top pick, kinda based

[@ASwitchDog]

@@Sunflower41XD Based on fact and logic

[@M0D3Y_Y0]

my brain has gone and im confused

[@MagicalW]

Top 1 pokemon mommy milkers is Miltank

[@PuppyLuver256]

One of the only two Pokemon with visible nipples, after all, and frankly the only one that justifies having 'em (srsly Nuzleaf, what are you even doing)

[@CyanSoups]

Wow, I can't tell if I enjoyed this video or want to die after watching it.

[@Its_PizzaTime]

It is straight up confirmed in Atomic Heart that the ballerina models are used by the elite as sex objects lol

[@the1stwing]

For the Pokémon mommies thing Gardevoir, Miltank, and Kangaskhan Gardevoir: aside from... y'know, it's one of the most human-like Pokémon Miltank: Do I need to explain? It's milk is a consumable in-game Kangaskhan: literally a mother

[@Gensei-Kihara]

can somebody tell me how to find that "auhhh" sound at 17:27?

[@Gensei-Kihara]

wait did he really call it robotussy? as a man of culture, i am offended. the term is "robussy"... chris's blunder will be taken up with the infernal council for questioning

[@joelcolegrove]

What about Miltank? The literally milk pokemon. She makes the most sense.

[@chestnut4860]

Sprigatto is so small, there is no way it would produce enough milk. Cows milk is the closest to human but IIRC miltank can't go to paldea so were gonna have to milk some other large mammal to use as lifestock. People drink horse milk right? Use clydesdale or whatever it's called. But if were feeling adventorous, I for one will try to milk the legendaries.

[@The_Sacrificial_Lamb]

good job man you made me throw my phone away and touch some grass

[@butterflyfromhell885]

Chris Nostalgic should make a video on De Blob 2 on Wii that boy is extra thicc

[@aquinprime]

For the pokemon: MILTANK IS RIGHT THERE!!

[@PuppyLuver256]

Why is this guy so goddamned focused on how "breedable" certain characters are or are not when it's super evident that the question he _really_ wants to ask is whether or not he can have sex with them? Dude must have a breeding kink or something, I swear. Also the fact that he put Atreus in focus for one of these (regardless of whether or not he's actually Loki or a Loki equivalent, I haven't played any God of War games so I have no way of knowing if that's canon or headcanon that I just misheard) is even more disturbing because That Is A Child. Why else would I have only learned this kid has a name other than "BOY" in the past WEEK??? (also the whole "Pokemon mommy milkers" thing goes without saying, none of the 'mons he mentioned were even humanoid, like I can kinda get how people get Feelings for Gardevoir and 'mons with a similar design idea behind them as well as the furry-adjacent ones even if I don't get those feelings for any of the Pokemon themselves, but even that feels a bit wrong and in this case All Three Of Those Pokemon Were Literally Animals what the hell)

[@speedslider3913]

The whole channel's likely one giant meme. He's going for the most insane characters that nobody has ever, or will ever consider the breedability/milk quality of. How does someone go for a CAT, a FURBY, and an EGG when there's more well-known, "sexier" Pokémon in Paldea without joking?

[@PuppyLuver256]

@@speedslider3913 I sincerely hope you're right, unfortunately I have been on the internet for long enough to realize that the things you most wish are just jokes might sometimes be serious...

[@davebob4973]

this is how comedy dies

[@Gensei-Kihara]

yay for degeneracy! the Profussy himself would be so proud he could shed a tear.... but probably not from his eyes

[@SeymourYukiteru]

So.. why hasn’t this gotten any more views? 😂 (No rlly, why?)

[@flytelp]

I was tripping when I saw the rotmg loading symbol but then I realized that was why I was initially subbed to this channel 😂

[@panapolyEpirus]

Which analog horror monster is breedable

[@Sunflower41XD]

don't ask questions you don't want answers to

[@CrackerJack-ei7mk]

Probably Sunflower41XD

[@camelkingclarith]

Pokémon are divided into egg groups, which dictate which Pokémon are able to breed with each other. One of the egg groups is called "Human-Like", which implies that the Pokémon within this group are sexually compatible with humans. This list also includes all the sexy Pokémon, like Lopunny and Machamp. Have fun with this information.

[@AdSab]

Thank god he didn't said anything about my fav pokemon (Cinderace) IT GET SEXUALIZED A LOT AND I'M TRYING NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT

[@FindingsOfAnArmouredMind]

16:24 ... Holy shit.. I know a certain manga (doujin *cough*) of a loli girl that's actually a mythical fox that changes into human to fulfill thirsty old men's desires. So THAT is where the mangaka took it from. Oh God.. Well, at least it wasn't influenced by real children.

[@thevoicesaregettinglouder16]

We need another plague PRONTO

[@epictomat]

Real

[@MovedBoxMan]

Gardevoir, because its a psychic it would know when you wanted milkies. god kill me please jfc

[@akiradkcn]

I'm sorry

[@terryscott524]

I didn't need to see this

[@LaggingLeland]

*sus*

[@FH4Player6397]

*_No among us jokes in 2023_*

[@schizofreniccunt1952]

​@@FH4Player6397literally 1984

[@FindingsOfAnArmouredMind]

Wtf? Why would anyone find pokemon breedable?? I thought pokemon trainers were better, Misty, May, Nessa, Gloria, Cynthia, Hex Maniac, etc. Yes, I am a degenerate.

[@theenami]

worst video ever 10/10

[@FH4Player6397]

I hate humanity

[@davebob4973]

i see what youd mean but why would you say that with that as your pfp

[@CrackerJack-ei7mk]

The Hyppcracy is wild