Creepypasta Entities You DEFINITELY Wouldn't Survive Against

[@Dark-bb1cf]

Remember:if you think you see something in the dark, it means something sees you better

[@aprillong1258]

This is true irl and ingames

[@Wewillexist]

There is a moth in every dark area in my house💀

[@bigredtomato2494]

Damn you just ruined my day

[@typographicalthemenace]

@OfficialWeaverBlight Do moths even eat apples? Actually, can an insect even eat a whole apple?? Actually actually, what even is the diet of a moth???

[@Dark-bb1cf]

@@bigredtomato2494 nuh uh

[@pirached]

sure hope no living inanimate object called rake comes to kill me

[@BlakeGordon-p9b]

me as well

[@charlesdoe2872]

theres no such thing as killer rakes *floating rake coming* NO IT CAN'T BE-

[@Abramgamer643]

true

[@dugworld3267]

@@pirached Rakes aren't real you gotta be scared of lawn mowers maine

[@oridoesthings]

inanimate insanity

[@Honkenbonk]

Nah id take amnestics Nah id be Canadian Nah id noclip out Nah id not buy the game Nah id not play sonic r Nah id ignore him Nah id- yeah no I'm cooked

[@w1ndgeneral226]

-[Shows up again] "The @#$% are you!?" -"No Soviet Demons up here!" -[Noclips out, above the atmosphere] "Wait, where's my parachute?" -"I'm more of a Kirby Fan" -"Not a racing fan" -[Unholy growling] "I don't think he likes being ignored" *-"Welp, hail Saten everyone."*

[@roxas5071]

even if there wasnt a demon there im NOT playinng sonic R 😭🙏

[@hammadbinsaad9166]

GENIUS!!!

[@TheChosen1-x8h]

🎶why the fuck you lyin? Why u always lyin?🎶

[@itzskye7074]

Real 💀

[@alyssumowo]

Fun fact, Snorky said that Zalgo can only affect cartoons and comics. If you take this into account, then that basically makes Zalgo the least threatening creepypasta ever. (It's obvious why this bit of lore is often ignored. Zalgo actually being an edgy nerd who makes 2spooky4u comic edits about HIMSELF is really goofy.)

[@w1ndgeneral226]

That's just what we know of him.

[@gachacaca6343]

Zalgo can also corrupt text and has been stated to be a threat to a planet, sorry your cooked

[@user-nihfrfhfnr]

error404 negs either way

[@pokeninjafireemblem]

How to beat Slenderman: channel MF DOOM and start rhyming at him, the hungry home invader is repelled by rhymes

[@dollhousemausoleum]

He ain’t got no lips how can he eat potato chips?

[@w1ndgeneral226]

I tried that, *didn't work.the way I hoped.*

[@hunterculpepper1973]

Honestly slenderman can be decapitated just hope you're quick on the draw and hope the next 10 years he gives you amply time to prepare

[@w1ndgeneral226]

@hunterculpepper1973 I dunno, you're talking about something that was compared to water, who knows if you can even touch it.

[@hunterculpepper1973]

@@w1ndgeneral226 he still has a phiscal form I'm saying on cannon if you escape and grab all 8 pages he comes back every 10 years plus killing him should be possible they never said it wasn't he's just extremely strong and fast and is basically medusa with tentacles which dempding on the game can actually kill you if you're looking at him or not so it's really hard but you can get the drop on him in a group thier are fan stuff where they show how dagerous slender man is plus most of the fan stuff is just as cannon as the cannon stuff

[@ame4kitty]

i'd win against Zalgo. he'd try to corrupt information and i'd just say "nuh uh" and he would explode

[@w1ndgeneral226]

Explode your perception of reality.

[@YapRageBaiter123]

@@w1ndgeneral226imma make him relive the dropping the soap in the showers incident, he won’t survive

[@SunWukongMoonKnightSolosAnime]

the sonic.exe and zalgo downplay is insane and produced by a majority of people

[@YapRageBaiter123]

@@SunWukongMoonKnightSolosAnime both if dropped the soap, will not make it out the shower.

[@SunWukongMoonKnightSolosAnime]

@@YapRageBaiter123 ?

[@thecuter0]

The fact that youtube instantly put this video on my recommendations less than an hour after it came out when I'm not subscribed, but I have to search channels I am subscribed to in order to see if they released their new video that has been out for a week, is pretty messed up.

[@aprillong1258]

KZbin isn't very smart making systems

[@RobertMcBride-is-cool]

Did you enjoy it?

[@thecuter0]

@@RobertMcBride-is-cool I mean sure, but that's not the point

[@jayrony69]

6:42 as a 2019 og fan of the backrooms, it's debatable whether or not it's survivable, the original creepypasta suggests it's not but more recent things on the subject say it is

[@ecogreen123]

honestly it depends on what interpretation of the backrooms your trying to "survive" but generally it's either really difficult or within the first 4 levels.

[@jayrony69]

@@ecogreen123 back in my day there where 3 levels

[@ecogreen123]

@@jayrony69 lol

[@CloverIVS]

The original backrooms has no escape(at least I think) the fandom backrooms is but it's near impossible

[@coolbreezeplays]

But that means also no escape was made

[@FormerlyIvorMinecraftStoryMode]

To anyone saying "just don't play the sonic.exe game" it's literally a Morton's Fork situation, there's literally a weird entity that INFESTED this disc, corrupted it, regardless of what you do, it will find a way to kill you, if it can manifest inside a plush, haunt your dreams, and kill you from across the room, then it can find a way to either force you to play the game somehow, or straight up just kill you, no game needed, seeing you aren't playing along, it toys with the people it kills, so when the prey don't entertain it, it gets pretty mad, basically, the moment you receive the CD, you're screwed.

[@Emerl_TheGizoid]

"You wouldn't survive against Sonic.EXE" HE'S LITERALLY A FUCKING PLUSHIE WITH A GUN 😭

[@Rompulus]

Even worse, he's a magical evil CD

[@w1ndgeneral226]

In few stories.

[@Emerl_TheGizoid]

@@w1ndgeneral226 In the original Sonic.EXE, he's a harmless CD, and at the end, he manifests into a plusbie with a gun.

[@Kajiufan2021]

@@Emerl_TheGizoidisn’t the pushy is a spy #spypushy

[@foxonrye]

In the sequel doesn't he legit come out the disc to kill the investigator or am I remembering wrong lmao

[@nightspawnson-of-luna4936]

Also funny story about the Rake... I went to this haunted Ghost Train ride at Tweetsie a few years back... they did some sort of 'Zombie invasion' theme where a train with toxic waste crashed... Anyway the image they used for the zombies was just the Rake Picture... which basically had me dying of laughter

[@Kirbing0]

11:07 Sonic.Exe after I drop the hardest bars of all time on him (he’s on the floor crying now):

[@YesIAmARealPersonThatWatchesYT]

←↓↑→

[@brokyle2267]

Got folded

[@smorphous8928]

I like the Rivalry between Slenderman and Zalgo, both entities actually know each other and hate each other with a passion.

[@lokic-ug2sc]

Alright, here's how I'd survive each of these characters: Slender Man: Keep my composure, stay near people and try to blot him out of my mind. He's either gonna give up and go after someone else, or get tired of the game I'm refusing to partake in and kill/kidnap me regardless. The RSE: I don't think I'd be able to keep my mental state intact if I were a subject, but being anyone else just means I gotta keep clear of them and the gas. The Backrooms: I think it's just a matter of *how long* I can keep myself alive. There has to be an exit somewhere, *right?* Besides, I doubt the walls are indestructible. Sonic.EXE/X: Just don't be a dumbass and respect Kyle's wishes of destroying the disk. If it proves to be a bad idea or just impossible, I'll just bury it or something. I just don't play it, *NO MATTER WHAT.* Tails Doll: I don't even *own* Sonic R. He couldn't get me regardless. The Rake: I don't give it the oppertunity to target me. If I'm selected anyway, godspeed. Zalgo: Hope I just don't get zalgofied or whatever you call it via hearing something I shouldn't have.

[@sekionra_non_official]

My strategy: I'd hide in corner of my room and will start to cry

[@2cool2kill]

​@@sekionra_non_official add a blanket and a mattress. That'll improve the strategy.

[@esrasal8847]

Ok but WHAT IF you had the Sonic R

[@UrLocalGayBee]

HELP???​@@sekionra_non_official

[@Kirbing0]

@@esrasal8847 e̴̡̤̞̮͓͍͚͌͆̄̄̍̏́̔́ȃ̸̢̺͐̕͘t̴̛̬̲̜͎̲̠̫͎͈̣͎̲̼͈͛͋̑͊̕͘ ̶͙͎̺̜͖̺̈́̽̐̅̏̀̽͘͘ţ̶̭̤̣̟͖̩͋̔̈́̍̔͊͜͝ͅh̷̢̨͙͚̺̖͎̘͕̯͇̰̀̽̉̿̋͊e̶̡̤̲̤̫͉͕͊̓̈͝ ̴̜͊̾́͛̈́͋̈͝t̵̢̧̢̡̛̜̯͈͉̲͇̆̊̊̀̾̇̐̑͛̈́́͘͜a̷̘͇͓̭̮̓̐î̴̧̙̠͓̭̥̪̙͔̬̗̱̯͑̅̉̇̀̚͠l̴̙̱̙͎̈̐͋s̶̖̟̖̻̠̥̜̭̥̱̀̀̈́͑͑͗͂̎̀̑́̅̚͝͠ ̷̢͖͈̮͓͍̱̹̰̭́́̃̍́̈́̑̆͐ͅḑ̷̨͖͔͍͉̳̰̻͔̑̋̅͌́̈̓̑̀̎͊̃͗̈͜͝ǫ̷̨̙̠̱͕͍̙̻͔̜̮͔͇̂͜ļ̸̗̙̯̗͈̓̓̑̾̓͗̿̀͑̌͛̕ļ̴̫̩̞̦̝͍̱̅̈́ ̴̢̡͔̪̣̘̞̃͛̈͋̍̈̑̆͌̇̋͝e̴̡̛̹̰̱̭̞͓͉̭̞̼̳͆̉̀̅̃͗͌̑̽̿̄͂͒͊ͅͅa̷̡̠͙̬͚͓͂̐̏̍̈̂́͌̆̃̊͜͝t̵̫̺͍̦̽ͅ ̵̧̛̗̼͉͈͎̰͍̊̐̍͆̑̃͆̎̿̔̈́͐t̴̨̨̲̳̺̭̭͈͓̙̯͎̤̜̙̏̽̎̓̏̉͑͘h̷̨̛̭̖͉̝̤͔̩̫̹̞̯͍̩̏̏̿͆̃̂̃̓͊̅͋͝e̵̺̊̐̌͊͊̽̏̉̀͒̐̎̂͜͝ ̸̰͇̙̟̪̔̌̌͐̉͊̿͌̑͗ͅť̶̃̋̈́̈́ͅâ̶̢̲̟̤͉̺̗͕̖̲̻̦̣̠̐͑̈́̈́ì̴̢̙͕̩̜̙͖̥ļ̶̢̣͈̦̭̩͙͖̀̽s̷̝̀̂͗̍ ̵̨̨̭͇̬̟͓̱̻͇̀̉̒̿͂͠d̵̦͓͉͇̯͚͒̏̂̐̒̊̓́̽̈̅̃͋͝͠ờ̵̬̤̥̍̉̏̿͝l̵̨̛̛̟̬͕̳͎̜̻̜̹͈͔̺͒̈́̋̀̔͆̈́̄ļ̷͍́́̀̓̃̈̓ͅ ̶̢̡̼̯̤̻̫̟̯̘̗̃̈́̐̀̇̾͛̒̓̚ȩ̵̠̰̹͍͓͙̹͎͕̰͉̦͐̀͘a̴̡̢̞̘̺͈̎́͒͠t̵̡̳͙̞̹̩̫̲̤̣̏̈̂̾̋̀̃͂͌̀̌̔͝ ̷̣̳̱̠̟͖̣̬̻̬̲͒̃̊̅̏̀t̶͖̻̦̦́̿͆̒̈̂̾͆̍̎͜͜͠h̵͓̃̅̔ë̶̗̲̟̫̮̯̞̖̙͖́̎̂̆̽ͅ ̶̨̨̰̥͕͚̦̱̙̳̥͓̝̣͈̆̆̿̔̌̂̾͊͊͆̈́̓̎t̴̢̡̝͎̼̘͎̝̳͔̗̳͌̐̊ͅá̶̛̫̦̠̻͈̻̈́̆̉͂́͋̀̉́̽͛̕͜ì̸̟͍̫̞͓̤̺̟̬̞̽̽̋̅̀̓̅͐̓̚ͅl̷̢̹̰̯̪̜͉̲̭͚̠͓̼̠͆͒̆̑̓͝ͅs̷̃̀̉̏̎͌̑̓̓̈̊͘͝ͅ ̶͕̘͖͉̖̈̈́d̴̜͎̙̖́̔̈́̊̒̚͝ó̵̝̫͔̥̒̌̀̃͗͌l̸̡̢̝͉͉̥̰̹͌̆̆́̄̑̄̾͘ĺ̵̡̡͉̹͉͚̩̙̙̣͙̯̤̈́͑͗̍̈́̆̾

[@pokeninjafireemblem]

Also, if we're going off the original backrooms, there won't be anything else in there with you, the Bacteria were added by Kane Pixels. The original story was just you and the yellow wallpaper for the rest of eternity

[@jaxonmoreau2946]

The 4 Chan post said if you heard somthing it heard you as well

[@jaxonmoreau2946]

So you are not alone even in the og backrooms

[@sarfarazgaming121]

That's for level 0. The entities come at like level 2

[@jaxonmoreau2946]

@@sarfarazgaming121look at the 4 Chan post it says it

[@UrLocalGayBee]

​@@jaxonmoreau2946 No way you brought 4Chan into this I'm crying

[@ni5um]

1.nah, i'd roll 2.nah, i'd parry 3.nah, i'd adapt

[@w1ndgeneral226]

And if all else fails?

[@zubo1bubo]

He dies​@@w1ndgeneral226

[@livvxx.0]

​@@w1ndgeneral226nah, id win

[@joeyrankin5690]

@@ni5um the deep isn't calling lil bro

[@ThingInTheHall]

Parry this you filthy casual

[@dynosgarcia7645]

Zalgo definitely counts as a creepy pasta, in fact, I remember him appearing in a tournament style video that actually was a popularity contest video where he lost first round because of his obscurity

[@UDStudios-DX]

How to beat all of these entities: 1. Shotgun 2. Brainrot 3. Shotgun 4. Flamethrower 5. Shotgun 6. Mini Gun 7. Shotgun I'd easily take slenderman on. I'm a physcopath fr fr ong

[@w1ndgeneral226]

We've carefully calculated your methods and ran the simulations, and we have provided reliable results for given methods: 1: Methods ineffective. Bullets failed to meet target. 2: Methods take time, but are effective. Weaponry could work too, but Brainrot could lead to less-no casualties. 3: Weaponry most effective against any possible monster, though it is recommended to bring food and supplies if possible. In the case you have neither supplies or weapons if stuck, good luck. 4: While ineffective against the demon itself, blunt force could destroy the vessel the demon possesses, thus forcing the creature to search for a different vessel and taking a different form. 5: With carefully timed reaction, and possibly powerful ammo, the demon's vessel could be destroyed. 6: Heavy weaponry, like the minigun, may be enough to kill the creature, or force it to retreat. There are also chances that the creature could notice the dangers of attacking and disengage. 7: [ERROR, DATA CORRUP ₩HY SH○OT ¥OUR$E\_F?]

[@happylittlekyobashidragon42]

in a fight, right?

[@shwetasingh7117]

You know you can get a bulldog for 4 and 5?

[@Casualnpc00]

Not everyone is American and owns a gun

[@UDStudios-DX]

@@Casualnpc00 wh

[@johngarcia5784]

Ain't nothing a 2005 Honda Civic can't fix

[@Wewillexist]

The backrooms is a different reality, it can’t be run over by a car

[@johngarcia5784]

@@Wewillexist aye, fair enough

[@YapRageBaiter123]

@@Wewillexistbut I can drive throw it with a car

[@Wewillexist]

@@YapRageBaiter123 what

[@julsdemers4740]

​@@Wewillexist but its more FUN with a car!

[@Sketchiey]

As a teenager, I can indeed say that although I have grown almost immune to being kept up at night by horror, analog horror and creepypastas still scare the bejeezus out of me 💀

[@raygagnon4809]

I’d win against sonic.exe, just download Bonzai Buddy and boom he is dead, Bonzai Buddy will hunt him down no matter the cost, as he is the only thing allowed to mess up my computer.

[@petshop5941]

"I am god." How bout I make you god of the recycling bin? Bam, easy.

[@w1ndgeneral226]

Wait till it somehow shows up back on your gaming console.

[@lilandch4rr]

Wait till i smash the gaming console 🔥​@@w1ndgeneral226

[@Kaieyei]

Remember when shin sonic came and said "its SHINING TIME" and shinned all over sonic? Good times

[@infinityzer054]

Undeniable truth: exe’s ego is what gets him killed

[@infinityzer054]

Zalgo is fictionalized…just like the crescent king….forgotten and written down

[@emanuel585]

​@@infinityzer054thank you for reminding me of MM

[@aprillong1258]

To make this even better technically scp Itself is a creepypasta

[@w1ndgeneral226]

Oh yeah, that's true!

[@Green_man887]

No one is surviving scp 001 when the day breaks or scp 5000

[@YapRageBaiter123]

@@Green_man887nah, am immune to it

[@legthieff]

“nah, i’d win” people when they’re staring down an immortal lizard, the sun, a zombie virus, the guardian of the garden of eden, something that is almost definitely satan, and something so powerful that the SCP foundation seals it using chains and there are BROKEN CHAINS (it’s the funy door one)

[@legthieff]

@@Green_man887gamers are beating when day breaks as long as the uber eats driver doesn’t get vaporised

[@Credess]

slenderman is hella easy just dont be a child lol

[@w1ndgeneral226]

*Like that'll save you.*

[@Hunter_brogamer]

@@w1ndgeneral226fr

[@mitchelldriver4725]

So he’s like a ped

[@roxas5071]

​@@mitchelldriver4725turns out all slenderman sightings are just drake on his morning walk

[@WritingNomad-PL]

​@@roxas5071 BRO 😂

[@Exe_artist]

fun fact: sonic.exe is technically zalgo if sonic2.exe is cannon to sonic.exes timeline if so thats why every thing in sonic.exe is warped horrfyingly and thats also why sonic.exe is considered a demon

[@TheSonicLord-1991]

1:19 I was zoning out and saw the Burger King logo

[@Mikecullins]

#1 way to defeat .EXE. Destroy the disk and make sure he hasn't escaped by performing A holy ritual.

[@Mmm-c7s]

You should now make a video about easy creepypastas to beat. Like jeff the killer who is canonically just a person or ben drowned which you can just turn the game off.

[@timisthebestboi0]

Well Jeff has insane strength for a 13 year old just saying

[@Iapere02]

@@timisthebestboi0okay I hear you but counterpoint, pistol

[@timisthebestboi0]

@@Iapere02 Yeah for original Jeff but that only works for the Jeff's who don't have immortality or any super human strength or speed or regeneration

[@julsdemers4740]

​@@timisthebestboi0people keep in forgetting Jeff is literally a fucking child huh? (okay okay TEEN technically, but like, still, insane teenager with a knife, bring his ass to a therapist and he's fixed XD)

[@timisthebestboi0]

@@julsdemers4740 Well tell that to Slender man vs Jeff version of Jeff who's wall level in terms of strength and durability since he took attacks from slender man who can easily destroy an gravestone and harmed slender man also has immorality type 2 which is durable immortality since he survived for 7 hours after getting impaled on a tree branch

[@DontCopyMyFlow337]

Notice how all of these are easily defeatable if you start aggressively edging to them

[@joshuapennington6005]

GET OUT!

[@tomastomase1287]

It even work with the creature called society

[@Rizzle_The_Beat_Gawd]

Realest comment

[@SebbystianSolace]

😭😭😭

[@ИгровойКаналЖелезки]

Used it every time, works incredibly well

[@Mokey_MokeyLordofPuns]

Sir we've been over this. My biceps are ENORMOUS and I am the best at punch fighting.

[@nightspawnson-of-luna4936]

Here's how you beat Slenderman... You just show him the critic scores for his movies...

[@w1ndgeneral226]

Like he gives a @#$%.

[@IchmagManner]

How to beat the things mentioned: Slendeeman: Go in small space where slenderman cant reach you. Sleep experiment: just go to bed 🛌 Backrooms: run into a wall until you clip back into the real world Sonic.exe: Call up father Gregoire from Faith the Unholy trinity and let him cook that rat 🔥🔥🔥 Tails doll: Father Gregoire solos tbh Rake: Lawnmower beats rake lightwork Zalgo: Parry n repost 🔥🔥🔥

[@Power-kn6fk]

The original Sonic.exe is only referred to as a demon because of how he acts. He's more of an interdimensional space alien creature made of dark matter taking the form of Sonic, who created an entire universe based on the game to capture and torture victims, with the game discs being gateways for him to pull you into his world

[@orangetabby7122]

@@Power-kn6fk whats something like that gonna do against a shotgun with one bullet

[@teacupbirb4711]

​@orangetabby7122 In A Gun With One Bullet we trust.

[@Power-kn6fk]

@@orangetabby7122 Considering it's immortal and invincible? Probably a lot

[@w1ndgeneral226]

​@@orangetabby7122 What's some gun with only one e bullet gonna do to something like that?

[@trollsansofficial]

Sonic.exe: I AM GOD! me: i'm a sans fangame character *summons papyrus's goddamn ghost*

[@Jojomencia]

16:49 what the comic said was so outta pocket

[@roberthall8503]

Guys please watch the vid before commenting

[@MORKUSGUSTA]

Thanks for the reminder

[@jofsel]

True

[@Createrz2015]

No

[@2cool2kill]

u 4got 2 + punctuation

[@BoxOfToasters]

Maybe

[@lla2248]

And for Sonic.Exe... it's as simple as destroying the disk, his one and only physical outlet to the world.

[@professorsakura]

God damn seems like the best option to win against the creepypastas is to hit up BF from FNF and tell them to rap battle them so you don't die.

[@w1ndgeneral226]

And if they just ignore BF, or even kill him?

[@professorsakura]

@@w1ndgeneral226 He's usually unkillable.

[@w1ndgeneral226]

@@professorsakura Only because he gets into rap battles.

[@TheAllSeeingGamer1]

He FORCES them to rap battle​@@w1ndgeneral226

[@SebbystianSolace]

Fuck you're right

[@jamby01]

Man the RSE image still gives me chills even knowing it’s just a goofy Halloween decoration. That thing would pop up in thumbnails after =3 episodes when I was a kid, gave me nightmares

[@LoganTheCrusader]

7:28 Text: says "6 hundred million square miles" Sunflower: "6 hundred square miles"

[@Bee_did_arson]

Still a lot

[@UrLocalGayBee]

​@@Bee_did_arsonStill not enough👹👹👹👹

[@mistat8297]

ok I'm glad it's not just me who that bothered

[@bigredtomato2494]

I have no clue why it bothered me so much lol

[@ThatPersonYouKnow5]

For reference Texas is 268,000 miles and the earth is 197 million miles

[@lop0998]

no worries my friend john is there, he'll handle it

[@meth2931]

thank god for john

[@Kirbing0]

Sonic.Exe: I̷̠̩̻̺̼͍̟͈̭̋̅͌̋̏̇̀̾̀̽̇̕͜͝ͅ ̵͓̥̮̙͉̥̦̤̦̈́̎̈́̑͛̆̀̓A̴̮̭̳̒̾̀̓͝͝M̶̱̿̅̄͆͗̽͂͆͐̑̈͜͠͝ ̷̛̺͕̯̯̦̰̯̙̟̀͂͑͒̿̆͝G̸̨̛̛̤̬͉̯̳̲͍̙̭̤̿̆͛̔́͆͂͂̏͝͝͝O̸͎̺̒̀͂̒̏̏͛̊͘̚͠͝Ḋ̷̛̝̄̊̈́̈́̈́̒̿̒͒̾̚” john: john Sonic.Exe: *fucking explodes*

[@w1ndgeneral226]

Slenderman: *"Who's this clown again?"*

[@roeital5504]

Does he have galvinated steel square?

[@WOWofficalreal]

@@w1ndgeneral226 do you know who john is bro, john is JOHN

[@noblepower1813]

Just found this channel. Absolutely in love with the content. Keep up the good work.

[@thedarkghostbr1792]

Love the video, if i could give you a video idea, i was thinking in something recently, idk if you have ever saw the youtuber terminalmontage, if no, he makes content about battle royale pokemon, were he picks a characteristic and makes a battle royale with the pokemons with that characteristic (example a battle roayle of legendary pokemons), and i tought it would be at least interesting if someone do that kind of ideia with creepypastas/horror storys/urban myths

[@Axe-o-lottle]

3:45 You can actually beat Slendy, what you do, is you collect all 8 pages, and cast a ritual (don't remember what one), but when you get all 8 pages, and preform the ritual, you survive... *for now*

[@Trolman-r9u]

I mean he’s basically just a tall white man 4:08 I’ve had practice with no sleep I’m a gamer 6:37 Yes actually I’ve been watching Brooglie🗿 8:46 WITH THE POWER OF CHRIST WE COMPEL YOU 11:01 Get hammer and break the gem 13:34 HA, THE RAKE MORE LIKE IM DEAD 15:24

[@meowy0407]

Are you going to create a video about creepypastas that you can survive like you did with the analog horror video

[@OmniAnomaly]

I’m loving these kinds of videos. You should do SCPs next.

[@amandaletcher1320]

Now we need creepypasta entieies you can survive against

[@Valimer999]

jeff the killer.. just shot him with a gun

[@ThingInTheHall]

Eyeless Jack: shotgun

[@karbythekirby_yt]

Smile Dog: Just don't open the photo

[@Cru128]

The general rule of thumb about the backrooms is that it’s completely survivable because it’s not entirely empty and you can find supplies in it and most of the entities have some kind of counter or way to kill them.

[@DC-it2ng]

For Exe and the Doll, simply say these words: Domain Expansion: Good Writing Edit: Nah, Slenderman claps all of them.

[@Kirbing0]

why do you gotta poison them man 😢

[@w1ndgeneral226]

Sonic EXY: "k."

[@NovasPizza]

Either that or "Domain expansion: decent author", though that one is specific to exe

[@classicmadman9541]

russian sleep experiment is one of my favourites too, its one of a few creepypastas i can actually imagine being real, i mean just look at some of the stuff the germans were researching in ww2, its not implausable that something like the russian sleep experiment couldve happened and thats what makes it so chilling

[@Man_Aslume]

Nah id win no questions asked because man solos

[@indecision3835]

You... you are!

[@Man_Aslume]

Yeah, im man ​@@indecision3835

[@sanscipher435]

@@indecision3835 ...That man!

[@w1ndgeneral226]

More like *man GETS solo'd*

[@Man_Aslume]

@@w1ndgeneral226 lore reason why?

[@rotomfan63]

I love how the best option against Slendie is just to ignore him

[@tovahwulf]

Slenderman is the most easiest creature to survive... Just don't go to a forest alone. Simple. For the Backrooms, it depends on which version. The OG 4Chan description, Wiki, or Wikidot are all different. If it was based off the Wiki or Wikidot descriptions, then it's absolutely survivable for most that would fall in. For Sonic.exe and Tails, toss your PC out the window or just unplug it and get some new hard drives or SSDs.

[@w1ndgeneral226]

And if you suddenly learn about Slenderman through a friend or loved one, *and he's suddenly in the corner of your eye?*

[@tovahwulf]

@@w1ndgeneral226 *Looks at Marble Hornets* ... Depends on if he's going to treat me like Alex or like Jay and Tim.

[@ThingInTheHall]

Lure the computer boys out Factory reset your computer Profit

[@tovahwulf]

@@ThingInTheHall See, you get it!

[@timisthebestboi0]

​@@tovahwulfWell I mean that's not slender man that's the operator also if we go by tribe twelve and everymanhybrid lore slender man is a 4th dimensional being with a cult of time traveling gods who are mere avatars of slender man

[@susangoforth3867]

I would definitely beat the Russian sleep experiment because he's just very sleepy

[@iansahleen1173]

A couple of Creepypasta entities I definitely would not be able to beat are Auren the Absolute and the Void from “i can tell you what is killing the stars” they could annihilate characters like Zalgo, the Scarlet King and most if not all of SCP justice by existing.

[@saltydinonuggies1841]

The famous picture of the rake sitting at the end of the parents bed used to *haunt* me. I’d be up for nights at a time terrified it’d show up 💀💀💀💀 The peak of creepy pastas was wild for me

[@Wewillexist]

Nah I’d win(or lose) Slenderman: slenderman is a tulpa, so my mind could control it, if not then don’t watch any content of it Russian sleep experiment: you can’t escape your cell so just accept your fate Backrooms: someone else said that it’s a matter of how long you survive Sonic exe: I don’t play sonic, if that disc gets sent to me I will destroy it Tails doll: I DONT PLAY SONIC GAMES The rake: it’s also a matter of how long you survive Zalgo: zalgo is an lovecraftian horror, your cooked

[@w1ndgeneral226]

Slenderman is an eldritch demon, how do you control that?

[@Wewillexist]

@@w1ndgeneral226 remember you just need to avoid its content

[@w1ndgeneral226]

@Wewillexist And what happens when you accidentally learn about him over a friend or loved one, you're practically screwed.

[@Wewillexist]

@@w1ndgeneral226 avoid being targeted, but if I get targeted I’m screwed, so your right

[@moltenthemimic5611]

As a man that loves creepy pasta characters I’m happy this is here now

[@MoonReaperVT]

I could beat Sonic.Exe. I mean if you really think about it Sonic.Exe is in a video game CD. If it were me and got that CD and a letter telling me to destroy then I would do in a heartbeat. as for the other entities.....ya I'm taking myself out first

[@Rompulus]

Sonic.exe being a literal evil CD makes him an utter joke

[@SunWukongMoonKnightSolosAnime]

bro literally any version of sonic.exe is boundless 💀

[@Keizer-p8y]

@@Rompulus not every sonic.exe is a cd

[@Rompulus]

@@Keizer-p8y The one he's talking about sure is

[@Rompulus]

@@SunWukongMoonKnightSolosAnime Implying sonic.exe is boundless is nothing short of batshit insanity

[@TheNewtonStar]

Tails doll might be beatable due to 2 factors,that being the fact u can chop off its limbs making it unable to do anything or just destroying its crystal.

[@Theofficialpixelsmiler.]

Yeet a demon core at em

[@blackoraptorplayz7155]

The thing about Russian sleep experiment. Only people on death row would be tested for the sleep experiment. Also backrooms ez. Me know lots of lore. I'll get to one of the theorised escape levels

[@Hatsoon]

Sonic.exe and tails doll are really easy to beat by not playing the game, I’m assuming I would be brought back in time for the Russian sleep experiment, so I would just bribe them with knowledge of the future, for the backrooms… just good luck… same for the rake and zalgo.

[@Power-kn6fk]

Tails doll is the only one survivable that way, Sonic.exe's whole end goal is to take over the planet. Dude's got a cult that mass produces those discs, and to clarify, not playing the disc really means nothing in the long term because he's still capable of manifesting as a physical entity. If he is aware of you and you avoid him too long he may just get annoyed and kill you without the extra bs

[@ThingInTheHall]

Also, Tails Doll is just a robot. If you get lucky, you hit a crucial piece of wiring and he's out of comission

[@Hatsoon]

@@ThingInTheHall the random crit

[@ThingInTheHall]

@@Hatsoon yeah exactly

[@DemocracyOfficer289]

moral of the sonic.skibidi story is do what your bro requests

[@theeelman5918]

Sorry roberthall, anyways heres how you actually would survive some (joke survivals with (j)) and i am NOT sure of my answers Sonic exe. In the original story his friend told him to destroy the cd, so if you listen to your friend. Youll live The rake (j) hit up your lego friends and tell them to get bear traps and stunsticks. If not just get the flare gun and crush it. Tails doll. Just dont play sonic r ( sad cuz the soundtracks too good.) This only works if you know the dangers lol

[@ZennonTheOne]

Adding onto the Backrooms segment: YES, you can survive in the Backrooms (with the various levels and the Wikidot's properties added) with a number of reasons: *Almond Water *Communities and outposts exist, most being friendly. *on that note, countries and full-fledged nations have even existed in the Backrooms, founded by wanderers. *Levels you can no-clip to can be extremely hospitable (Level 3999 for example) *Hypothesized "exits" are trying to be located actively by all communities in the Backrooms.

[@redthesusone]

nah id die

[@WildTheFemboy]

"Well, ID's dead" -youtube translate

[@ralph2766]

Hearing that Zalgo was made by Shmorky was the flashbang of the century

[@NormalChannel95]

I killed them in Area 51 though

[@w1ndgeneral226]

If it was at area 51, then it wasn't them.

[@SillyDamonkey]

​@@w1ndgeneral226you must be real fun at parties

[@asyncresearcherbaconhair5202]

SAKTK reference!!!!! All though I haven't played it in a while because it's hard for me to get guns as I don't have Robux is the Russian Sleep Incident there?

[@neptunio-uk4ot]

They're powerful, as i can see with their incomprehensible power's no human hope to understand, but still, I'm truly above them all.

[@Mike-gg8pe]

I'm sure the SCP foundation WILL find a way to contain all these entities (besides the backrooms since... let's be real,how do you contain a place?)

[@w1ndgeneral226]

Well, certainly RSE and the rake, and maybe EXE and Tails doll, but the other two, ESPECIALLY the Hivemind, I dunno about that.

[@Ca_Fi]

SCPF would just put a gate around the chamber that enters the room. Or if you’d rather the theory where you can only enter from no clipping, then the SCPF would find the “glitches in reality” and try to guard or remove them.

[@SebbystianSolace]

For Sonic.exe I'd probably just expose him to vile sonadow fanart like srsly wtf is wrong with people 😭

[@idontcarewhatmyusernameis7324]

I'd win against Sonic.exe. He can't physically hurt you in the real world, only in the video game and can only pscyhologically harm you IRL. So just burn his CD which is the only physical anchor he has to the real world and the take some amnestics to erase him from your mind. Easy peasy 😂 rip bozo😂. Especially since there is only one CD that usually gets passed around from person to person unlike Smile Dog who exists in multiple files and in many digital photos. He has only one methid of infecting your mind.

[@w1ndgeneral226]

And if the demon finds another vessel?

[@idontcarewhatmyusernameis7324]

@@w1ndgeneral226 Destroy the vessel, or make an AI designed specifically to destroy Sonic. EXE that will destroy itself and the motherboard of any media device if he tries to corrupt it. Plus how can he even get another vessel in the modern times since noone uses CDs anymore and his main one is destroyed. Plus if he regains influence over my mind, I can just reapply the amnestics or destroy myself to end him with me.

[@jerechobaza7291]

The fact that Backrooms level 0 is considered class 1 and have managed to get to this type of video is kind of crazy

[@Burlapyui]

1) You literally said the solution yourself, we don't need to kill it, we just need to not be afraid of it and a standard videogame night would make you forget about it. Moreover we don't know what happens after we escape, we never get a confirmation that he persuades as, so it's really iffy at best to say that collecting 8 pages wouldn't do anything. 2) First and foremost there are worse real life gases to inhale (for instance CO) . Secondly why tf would you even be a political prisoner? Like unless you are an over confident American that foolishly decides to spread "freedom" or an opposing soviet politician, you wouldn't even be considered for the experiment. So just avoid the gas or have a gas mask 3) The original backrooms is really based on imagination of what would happen there rather than a de facto like most creepy pastas and modern backrooms. We don't know almost anything about it so there's neither a clear way to survive nor a "you instantly die, there's nothing you can do". 4) Pray to our Lord, Jesus Christ. Look , I know some of you are atheist but if a demon hedgehog is doing all of those things then that means that God undoubtedly exists. And you could just... burn the cd? Like if the people in the creepy pasta did that then sonic exe couldn't do shit to them no matter how powerful he claims to be. So just don't play. 5) This is the first time I have heard about this creepy pasta and it was ... stupid. No disrespect to it but it's written weak compared to lets say the backrooms or spenderman. With that out of the way you could, just not play the game, pray to God or destroy the crystal on top of his head... And it's just so stupid, they literally just bring powers out of their ass at this point, like why can't metal sonic or Robotnik knuckles be just as dangerous or more than the fucking tails doll? The doll itself doesn't do anything and it's just there to show " hey it's robot tail! " . So unless you have this game and do the exact same thing to provoke it then you have nothing to worry about . (Now that I realise it most of them can be beaten by ignoring the problem, lol) 6) So the rake is an even more obscure slenderman. So just use guns and be done with it. Look, I don't think that it could sneak into your modern household, unless you are like sotcom characters that leave the doors and windows open, it wouldn't be able to hide in your house to ambush you. And leaving in an apartment would counter it as it would realistically have a single clear entrance and it would need to Parkour it's way to your blacony without alerting any other resident, it's existence would be made clear and the police and government would be involved, if it was medieval Europe then I could see it sneaking in a peasants house, bur with modern technology you can defeat it. The only way for it to even stand a chance would be to stupidly increase its intelligence in which one of the things would happen, a) if it's a normal creature then it would stop hunting and intergrate itself into society, find a job etc, b) it's a demon, in which case you pray and hide in the church. 7) Pray to God, He is the truth and zalgo can't do shit apart from jacking itself back to misery. If at this point you are delusional enough to deny God's existence then you are already a victim of zalgo

[@w1ndgeneral226]

1. Being afraid of it means nothing, if you know about it, you'll NEVER forget about it. 2. While I agree that there are worse gases(?) You'd be surprised what all happened during the cold war. 3. The best thing to do in such a situation would be to remain calm(as best as possible), try to recognize your surroundings, search for and oddities(like possible noclipping spots), and if you hear something, get ready to run. 4. Burning the CD could remove the demon from it, though there's no telling if it would remove it permanently or if it'll find a different vessel. 5. Same as the previous one, though I'm not sure if destroying the crystal would do anything, could just be fashion. 6. You'd be surprised how masterful the Rake is at house invasions, it only needs to find the weakest point and find some way to expose it. Other than that, weaponry would be effective against it, though I doubt only one shot from a bulldog will put it down, maybe cause it to back off, but if you wanna kill it, you might have to be quick AND heavily armed. 7. Praying to God is a great method, because it's the only thing you can do, the Hivemind is a demon on the levels of H.P. lovecraft, or worse. If you so much as know it exists, you may already be lost. Only God can save you.

[@TheSpiderInUrWalls]

It’s spooky season and the creepy pasta fixation needs feeding. Thanks for this (Don’t judge, I know I’m weird and cringe, if it bothers you stay mad ig)

[@dudebrotacoman9152]

I’d win against slender man. How? Cuz we got the American insane asylum 😤

[@w1ndgeneral226]

And why do you think that insane asylum got filled? That's right, our boy slendy sent those inmates there.

[@MichaelGillan-iw4ol]

"So we have more anomalies to contain like slenderman" Dr. Gray

[@liamnebula]

how to beat all of these guys in one go: their not real move on with your life after reading this comment and win

[@w1ndgeneral226]

But *if* they were?

[@Death3ncarnated]

Okay, we’ve done analog horror and Creepypastas, now we NEED Trevor Henderson and Scp Anomalies you wouldn’t survive

[@AliMortaga]

Nah I am cooked 💀

[@ChainsawManOnYt]

First things I notice in the opening: Sonic.exe theme, and the Russian sleep experiment doll from sprit Halloween.

[@Wannabestreetracer]

Nah, i’d win, ill send them all to the diddy party

[@w1ndgeneral226]

*Like that'll save you.*

[@thesinkinthebathroom]

​@@w1ndgeneral226 well, you could always do the English or Spanish trick, it always works

[@w1ndgeneral226]

@@thesinkinthebathroom Not always, *believe me.*

[@Nitrogenic]

Some of them love children so you're only helping them

[@christinerahming5399]

Nah Diddy would trap them and oil them up

[@ZombieFighter95]

All you have to do is snap the disc in half.

[@lauranoopy]

You should have talked about "X 2011" instead of the normal sonic.exe

[@JustinJulian-00]

I don't think it matters what version of exe are you talking about because the only thing they taken out is the mention of the seven guardians and most of JC awful writing but yeah some elements of those remakes are the same

[@LeSpearow]

It'd be near impossible, but it's literally been shown in the comics that taking the gem off of tails doll basically removes the power. So, if you managed to cut off the gem, I think you might be able to live, just a very very low chance

[@lololordjr]

But can creepypasta entities survive against the military industrial complex?

[@hasanxd3974]

How about cosmic complexity of some creepypastas?

[@Alteriation]

@@hasanxd3974 how about siren head?

[@hasanxd3974]

@@Alteriation How about Trevor Henderson?

[@w1ndgeneral226]

Most likely, yes.

[@samsteron1102]

Did this with the 2 analog horror videos so I'm doing it here. How I'd survive these creepypasta entities (or not): Slenderman: This thing can be hard to avoid, but I'd try to ignore them and stay away from him and most importantly: DON'T STARE AT HIM. The Russian Sleep Experiment: Holy shit, this is so easy. Just don't go to Russia. But if you do, then try not to inhale the gas. The Backrooms: If were going by the original image, I'm cooked because I could noclip at anytime, anywhere and besides, its impossibly large. But if we are going by Kans Pixel's version, you guys need to find my reboot card. Sonic.EXE/X: If you aren't stupid, respect Kyle's wish and destroy the cartridge. But if you insert it, you're cooked, no seasoning or bev. Tails Doll: This thing is so small, so you really can't see it coming. Besides, it's immortal. I'm dead... unlees I don't play Sonic R. The Rake: I'd try to not encounter this thing, but if I do, yeah I'm done for. This thing has such super speed and super strength, I'm not surviving. Zalgo: bruh. Thanks for reading!

[@w1ndgeneral226]

I like how for all of these you have reasonable methods and for the last one it's just *B R U H*

[@samsteron1102]

@@w1ndgeneral226 no reason to survive tbh, I'd be cooked harder than Gordon Ramsey saying that the steak is raw

[@Donquixote.Art.Master]

I choose Wonder of U no one can harm me if i have a stand that can be damaged by nothing ( literally nothing ). Also any creepypasta character would get clapped from reality for trying to go near me so win win for me. I guess.

[@gemyboy]

I choose tusk act 4 since I can put people in a infinite spin loop or infinite damage loop

[@TheDetectiveBloke]

bro thinks hes tooru in creepypasta reality 😭

[@foegro2260]

Sonic.exe is easily survivable by not playing games on creepy CDs you're explicitly told not to play.

[@JustinJulian-00]

Yeah it's a good thing that most other exe games are not being treated like they are part of real life most of the time

[@shwetasingh7117]

How to beat: 1: Track it down with armed weapons 2: Don't be in Russia 3: Don't Noclip 4: It's a game. 5: Get a bulldog. 6.Stay home 7. Don't be a Boomer or a ipad kid

[@w1ndgeneral226]

1. Methods: ineffective, weapons failed to reach target. 2. Methods: Effective, avoidance of facility highly recommended. 3. Methods: somewhat effective, points of noclipping are unknown, if discovered, avoid at all costs. 4. Methods: unclear, highly recommend to stay clear of the vessel the demon inhabits. 5. Methods: undetermined, a weapon or a guard dog would be effective towards natural threats, it is unlikely to be effective against demons though. 6. Methods: somewhat effective, while the creature has many methods of entering one's home, best methods would be to lock up best as possible. 7. Methods: Worthless, it doesn't matter what you are or what you do, it'll only be a matter of time until you know the Hivemind's existence. And when you do...there's no hope for you.

[@PopButOnYouTube]

Slenderman: If I use my domain expansion, it should keep me safe enough. At least enough time to kill it. Russian Sleep Experiment: Considering that Infinity can block out poisons, I could probably do that even if it's a little hard. That should give me enough time to kill the researchers. The Backrooms: We can probably assume the Backrooms is some type of different dimension. Since the Rinnesharingan has time and space powers, I could just teleport back to my world. Sonic.exe: Listen to my goat Kyle. Tails Doll: After Tails Doll manifests, I'll use my soul punches to permanently kill it, it's a doll so its muscles are probably trash. The Rake: The cool and all, but does it survive a Hollow Purple? I think not. It'd be atomized and wouldn't be able to regenerate or anything. Zalgo: Probably the hardest fight yet. In base form this thing could possibly kill me, but to avoid that I'd so super saiyan 2 or Blue + Kaioken. This should give me enough power to one shot it. Nah, I'd win.

[@boi53y]

Bro, thinks he is HIM😂

[@PopButOnYouTube]

@ 😭

[@jellykirby2278]

Ngl i would probably win a fist fight with slender man hes literally just a tall werido who can teleport Im literally cooked for the Russian sleep experiment The backrooms are empty the only thing to look out for is food and other things I would probably smash the computer with the stupid blue rat with a eye infection i would infact win For tails doll hes literally just a small doll punt him or set him on fire rip him apart Im finished for the rake to be honest i would probably just "go to sleep for a while" before it could get me For zalgo id win no dif

[@w1ndgeneral226]

1. A tall eldritch creature that can send you to a padded cell if you even think about him. His shortest hight is 8-9 feet tall. 2. I dunno, you CAN kill the experiments, you'd just have to be ready for a fight. 3. If he even shows up, you're probably screwed. 4. Maybe, though being possibly something demonic, it's probably faster and stronger than it looks, still possible. 5. If you're unprepared, definitely. And most likely you'll probably be. Best chance of survival would be to quickly arm yourself with the most damaging weapon, and make a break for it. There's a good chance it MIGHT retreat if it feels like it should, it's still an animal after all. 6. *🎵Why the @#$% u lyyying?🎵*

[@ThingInTheHall]

Slender is a reality bender, and also has tentaclesbro 💀

[@RandomDude_N1]

Honestly, I think the wiki version of the backrooms is somewhat livable because of almond water and other resources just spawning in and sometimes entire levels are just safe places

[@TERSNIA]

3 words buddy...they. are. fictional.... Joke btw

[@w1ndgeneral226]

And *I F* they weren't?

[@TERSNIA]

@@w1ndgeneral226 Jesus Christ 🗿

[@w1ndgeneral226]

@@TERSNIA It'd be that bad, eh?

[@TERSNIA]

@@w1ndgeneral226 hey buddy don't worry you don't what me as a Russian is capable of doing 🗿

[@addijohnson1610]

You really think you can survive these

[@ChargerPlays]

LETS GO, THIS WAS THE ONE VIDEO I WAS WAITING FOR!!!!!!!

[@themangahistorian5616]

First

[@Sydney_Angelyt]

depending on the take of the creepypasta, you could absolutely survive sonic.exe if you're lucky enough, fast enough and perceptive enough to outrun his death traps and find helpful coloured rings. if you can get access to the master emerald, that'll potentially give you a chance to wipe him out entirely.