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[@BodyByBenSLC]

My father worked as a roofer for decades. In the winter he did insulation and upholstery. My mother slept until 3pm smoked like a chimney and never left the chair in front of TV. When she divorced him, she got the house, money, property set for life. My father got nothing for the back breaking work he did. It is a trap, never get married.

[@eliakimbenishchayil]

This is how the western world operates, they are extremist, now that they favor women, men are not allowed to have rights.

[@DaBearsManiac2]

Never, and very sorry for your dad. Hopefully you got to spend time with him.

[@coppulor6500]

That's rough. I feel like there needs to be a marriage contract to make equal/similar effort. So, the guy is at work all day, the woman takes care of everything else. Woman is at work all day, guy takes care of everything else. Both work? Split the chores, bills etc. I think younger women are finally shaking the 50's era expectations of being "taken care of". My attitude: Its a fucking team: you take care of each other, you serve each other. As far as I'm concerned, you buy in or believe that or bye bye, baby.

[@jamesj9537]

I don’t write this to be mean but (based only on the facts you wrote) your dad chose a bad woman. Someone that brought nothing to the table. There are lots of good women out there. Marriage definitely can work out for the better

[@davidalston8926]

Chris This is SO funny and SO True! I divorced my wife cause she was a psychopath and had anger issues. The 1st judge was black female and hated men. I wrote a letter to her boss and they censored her. She got transferred out of family court in NJ. Courts treat men like garbage. It's sad.

[@hennesseyme9112]

You sound petty, vengeful, and evil and it appears to explain why your wife was a psychopath.

[@oliviastar3812]

Any thoughts on how that came to be so?

[@laars0001]

@@oliviastar3812By reading comments like yours? 🫤❤️

[@vickimerritt2832]

When they act like garbage or alley cats what do they expect?

[@SlotstheMetaphysicalwa]

Male judges treat woman equally as bad none of them care about you, your wife or your family... they care about money how long they can keep you coming back making them pay checks😢😢😢😢😢

[@francescoc.6591]

….’cause you never know when you may need “receipts of love”….. Damn Chris!! That line alone is a testament to your genius….

[@derivesrurale]

yea. he still got it. one of the greats.

[@AP-gb3eh]

I love Chris Rock - always have always will! He’s so smart ,so funny ,just real !

[@AndriaaLeoLove]

Chris Rock is a copy cat. He copied that white comedian who used to make that silly face after he finished a sentence. I think he recently passed away. And copied Ray What’s His Name’s Everybody Loves Raymond with Everybody Hates Chris.

[@MoiraPraline]

Chris has always been open about his marriage ending due to His cheating.

[@user-co8uy5rb2s]

Once your wife does a "quiet quit", its over. Couple therapy is to prove to herself ,her conscience and her friends that "she tried to make it work".

[@oliviastar3812]

I got from the vid that he was forewarning men to wise up and not bring it to that point. Take control of themselves and own behaviour to prevent it coming to that point. smho

[@user-co8uy5rb2s]

@@oliviastar3812 Once she runs into a "better deal" and they are coffee buddies, the clock is ticking. The husband can do whatever he wants.

[@admwadenx]

The funniest ones are the ones where the narrative is she tried to make it work, when the reality is she's the one who destroyed it! And that's not even the true irony! No, the true irony is she destroyed it and you have to give up half your assets before starting over! Some of those assets go to her and some to the blood-sucking lawyers! When it's all said and done, you are left with little money (less still after child support and/or alimony), and no dignity! The narrative then becomes about what you didn't do and how she doesn't know what happened! You have to find new social circles, and you will get a quick lesson in hypocrisy the next time you attend your church! But that's okay because you won't feel like socializing much anyway. God forbid you actually meet someone who gets you to thinking perhaps you should try again, only to have her politely decline by telling you she "isn't looking for anything serious," but the reality is you are damaged goods and you have nothing to offer her (Damn!) But you will have plenty of time to figure out how the hell did you ever allow yourself to play a game where you could have your soul ripped out simply because one day the woman you love decides she doesn't love you anymore! You didn't mistreat her; no cheating, lying, or degrading her! No, you did nothing but love her! And who knows, maybe you'll have enough time to regroup on your retirement before you are too damn old to work any longer! But... this too shall pass. For all who want to get married, I sincerely wish you the best! But I will never trust that "institution" again! Thanks for the free therapy!

[@rickmcbride4153]

Get out of my head!!

[@1TightMinute]

Therapy is a joke anyway. They don’t help. In many ways they make it worse.

[@sunnypai4031]

When guys cheat we’re just trying a new dish, when a woman cheats it’s a whole lot different. They have emotionally already checked out.

[@dibaterman]

Yep, boys will be boys is just short for that boys will be curious. It's like the button you are told not to press... what happens when you press it? It doesn't help when that button has ass for days and double D's.

[@prachetasnayse9709]

When a woman cheats, they go to a whole ass new restaurant.

[@s.o.t.s.o.t.]

Sunny, comparing/ lowering precious relationships and connecting your heart with another special person to the level of trying new dishes tells a lat about the seriousness of the commitment. If one crave for new dishes one should find a partner with the same appetite or stay single to get a lot of flavours. One should not burden and break another person.

[@prachetasnayse9709]

@@s.o.t.s.o.t. great sentiment you preach over there. But sadly, the world is an unfair place and only you are responsible for your happiness.

[@coppulor6500]

@@prachetasnayse9709 its only one type of happiness. but it damages another. much easier stance if you've "dated" a lot, admittedly. I tell you what though, sexbots will be a huge thing in the future. 😊

[@rmmccarthy1240]

"more 'tussin": one of his best bits. Rock is a comic heavyweight champ.

[@timsartistic7328]

I will say this as a Man that we are willing to hold ourselves Accountable and we have the Courage to own that Accountability in front of the whole world. My Father blamed my mother for a lot of things, but eventually he did admit to his actions, but my Mother NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER admitted that she did one thing wrong in their brief 4yr marriage and she spent the next 30yrs reminding him over and over blaming him for what he did! She never remarried, while he went on get married 3 times. 13yrs after he died, she visited his gravesite and spent 30 whole minutes in our store talking to the customers of the family business that he built and blaming him for getting remarried twice; when she was the one that filed for the divorce. I know for a fact today that I couldn't marry a woman like my mother, because she doesn't know how to let go of a grudge or take any accountability for her demanding, blame-drunk, disagreeable nature. While I pray for her to heal those deep wounds that she refuses to forgive all these years later.

[@MohamedElouarda-qk6ws]

Understand that whole story. Im nearly 31, my parents got divorced to and i lived with my mother since im 17. I came to the conclusion that the whole problem was that view that man and woman are equal. Its just false. Man are 10x more capable in ethics, generosity, bravery, let go things and so forth. Whatever a man is capable to do ethically, you have to divide this by minimum 5 to get what a woman can. Wathever a man handles and endures, you divide it by mininum 5. One that doesnt understand that live in a world of fantasy. Biology tells you what to expect of a woman. Woman have the ethics and reaction that their biology allows them to, towards dangers etc. Mary Wollstonecraft, one of the earliest feminist, said that man are better equiped to have high ethical behaviours : " Let it not be concluded that I wish to invert the order of things; I have already granted, that, from the constitution of their bodies, men seem to be designed by Providence to attain a greater degree of virtue." Mary Wollstonecraft

[@MN-el9kr]

​@@MohamedElouarda-qk6ws Well I don't believe one is superior over the other but that in general each has their strengths and weaknesses. But I will say amongst a good number of men as well as women that I've observed personally, men have not shown themselves so very virtuous nor ethical, not in the least, and while the women are by no means without faults they've shown much more stability, loyalty and sense.

[@kathe9662]

Will we ever know the statistics,don't believe everything that is written,actions speak louder that words. I say this because i held my father as the standard when in reality before 8th child he left with another woman. He was i though the greatest, his leaving felt like a death..mom just continued doing what she always did.. working to support us,she scolded when needed but she never was mean or slaved us. We always had food, laundry done, a clean house, no complaints, unless kid mistakes we all go thru. YES, she's my hero.

[@nguzoloveinlofi3832]

@@MohamedElouarda-qk6wswhatever a man can endure divide by 5 for a woman? What man has ever endured 9 months of pregnancy and several hours of childbirth? Too many of us men are delusional…

[@Ja50nkAt]

Little tid bit, they all start off nice and agreeable and most (not all) turn into your mother. Your father didnt marry the post 4 year marriage woman, he married the 2 week relationship woman.

[@oliviastar3812]

One of the few comedians that achieves a mix of deep issues on a deep level with comedic elan. This skit throws his confession in as bonus. You gotta respect his maturity as a man, as unlike so many that blame the woman who fleeced them in the divorce settlement stage, he 'fesses up, takes full responsibility without blaming someone else (a woman/women), and doesn't tar all with the same brush. It's quite remarkable and sadly rare these days. That's a flawed but now mature and attractively intelligent man. imho

[@camille3134]

If you listen to his earlier interviews, he absolutely did blame her.

[@oliviastar3812]

@@camille3134 So if this was subsequent to that one, it may mean he's actually grown, learned and matured then. Well, we can but hope can't we? Either way, this little snapshot shows he understands some things he did wrong. Wish we all took that stance.

[@thaddeusrussell8919]

That Drake joke aged bad😅

[@DefenseMode]

Fr 😂

[@HC-gm4fo]

😭

[@frogprince3491]

Why, what am I missing?

[@teemmm538]

He has been linked to under aged girls😬😳

[@infg0753]

Drake the pd-file 😆

[@lewisjones4130]

U DON'T WANNA BE IN FAMILY COURT PERIOD!!!

[@SuperBigdude77]

But especially if you're a man.

[@johnmanning4097]

Getting a Divorce right now, I am signing an agreement with my wife fuck going to court…. Yeah she is getting a lot… But Peace of Mind is a Beautiful Thing 😊

[@dornelli1]

the first time i was in front of a judge (black woman) in a brooklyn court, I had no idea how small i was about to feel; never felt so humiliated watching my ex lie, happy that she was slowly taking my only son away from me and in the process preventing him from meeting his overseas family. men have no rights in family court, period.

[@stephaniepantalonie]

"Drake helped me with my homework" is diabolical work

[@MrAllout1974]

I love true Hip Hop R and B music AND Comedians......they speak their truth like artist......Salute U Chris Rock.....who can tell U how to be a better man than a Man who made mistakes

[@NotTheWheel]

I think the first Man lesson I learned is. Don't lie. Which ifso facto means don't cheat. Whenever you lie it always comes back to you.

[@jamalwest7658]

"Mama, Drake helped me with my homework" So that's the 2nd thing Chris said that he wished he could take back

[@mermaidofaloha]

Love you Chris Rock. I truly appreciate your observations and experiences of life, divorce & everything. So nice to see Chris Rock clips on you tube & get a few minutes to laugh & forget everything else. Thank you. 😘

[@RevCeleste]

This is 10 days ago but it sounds like it's several years old

[@UnknownWarriorZz]

Only Chris can make going through divorce as a man funny. I worked for a company where Chris was our client. He hired us to “service” his wife’s house. We were working for him during this. Very wealthy town in NJ. The wife was very entitled and rude. He really did just buy her an insane house a few doors down from him. It’s disgusting that she tried to take his kids away from him, she hasn’t worked a day in her life and sits there with his money. Why do women let their emotions control the outcome of ruining their own kids lives just to spite their ex?

[@prismbrandingrealestatebra6301]

Women become totally different people when their lifestyle is threatened. They will break all moral rules without hesitation.

[@cynthiawilson4500]

He speaks the truth..I left my ex mentally years before I physically left. There was no turning back.

[@wiseonwords]

@cynthiawilson4500 - Confessing your hypergamy, eh? Honesty is good.

[@jenster29]

​@@wiseonwordsha she didn't say she left for another man 😂😂😂

[@gsullivan20]

This is the best comedy skit ever 🤣

[@Hadouken9000]

"Lady Gaga made me a grilled cheese sandwich!" The hardest I've laughed at a stand-up joke in quite some time. Chris Rock is a genius when he's talking about relationships and people. He's always been honest without being too cynical. I would give anything to see him in more more SNL skit again, too.

[@felixicon]

That divorce sh*t sounds like hell

[@unapologetic-fy-irie]

Perspective is everything! You made it my brotha!

[@pmbboc]

Divorce is from the pits of hell

[@dream_on_sammi]

True but sometimes marriage isn’t much better.

[@pmbboc]

@@dream_on_sammi haha that’s the truth

[@JohnSmith-fg7rd]

Mad respect for you Chris

[@bw4348]

Drake helping his daughters with their homework didnt age well.

[@Whynotthem65]

Excellent and humbling entertainment from one of the best that ever did it. He was wrong to cheat and his wife deserves ongoing compensation. If you want to be with someone different as married get divorced beforehand in which would have neen much cheaper for him.

[@TrollMeister_]

He’s so right. All those educated assholes, sanctimonious assholes telling Chris what a baaad husband he’s been, were only there for one reason - to take Chris’s money. That’s the bottom line.

[@RK-um9tu]

Wrong, the bottom line is that you clearly scored poorly on the reading comprehension portion of your GED exam.

[@frogprince3491]

even if he was a good husband, they would still be taking his shit from him.

[@industrialist2002]

The system is bs, full of crooks

[@miguelservetus9534]

Cheating is a bad husband. No if ands or buts. Get a divorce or at least separate. As to the money, the law is pretty straightforward and is a reasonable system. The rules are not secret. Basically, without a prenup, community property is split 50/50. Our courts would be overwhelmed if the tried to allocate proportional ownership. If you have the time, sit in on family law hearings. Depressing as can be. But oddly equitable.

[@miguelservetus9534]

Cheating is a bad husband. No if ands or buts. Get a divorce or at least separate. As to the money, the law is pretty straightforward and is a reasonable system. The rules are not secret. Basically, without a prenup, community property is split 50/50. Our courts would be overwhelmed if the tried to allocate proportional ownership. If you have the time, sit in on family law hearings. Depressing as can be. But oddly equitable.

[@lamartruth6601]

"You're a romantic"🤣🤣🤣

[@K-Sader]

3?.... you must've really loved your wife. 😂

[@Ja50nkAt]

"He wanted the divorce to be smooth" haha lawyers are incentivised to keep it going for as long as possible, it's all about those billable hours lol, oh man, never ever ever getting married.

[@user-ew2yq6kq2r]

My favorite comedian

[@TheZuluPrincess]

Dayuuuuuuum this is funny, yet awks, yet funny! I thought you was aait too Chris🤣 But I guess we all mess up. Well done for owning up.

[@aasd240]

Chris Rock - the dude, the man - much respect.

[@mariaorsic9763]

You are correct!!! You made it! You are by far the most powerful comedian in entertainment today!!!!! Absolutely amazing! Live long!!!🎉🎉💰💰

[@AngelaMinetto]

You go Chris. You are a genius! Love you.

[@DingoDIDeatmybaby]

"Mama, mama. Drake helped me with my homework! 😀" Judge: 🤨🤨🤨 Custody revoked

[@lilycollegemythbusters5532]

Yup! Maybe do not bring Drake around those minorssssss!

[@djkurtz92]

I work with a guy that had to buy life insurance on himself so that his ex-wife still gets her money if he dies.

[@miamihurricane865]

If anyone mentally or physically leaves you……….say Bye-Bye……..

[@amiyrbarclift1640]

Never stick with a person who mentally leaves and that's why marriages are a trap because she can mentally leave but you see what he had to go through for to get her to leave physically. Custody agreements and all of this other stuff.

[@themeparkamusement2214]

There was a reason you cheated. I remember the Quarterback Joke. Very funny and very true. Some women want to play quarterback in the marriage even when they joined the team as a wide receiver.

[@sunnypai4031]

All women want to play quarterback in a marriage by emasculating their husbands. But the husbands need to be smarter and put her back in her place. Most husbands are so scared they come across as neutered. I know of a Hollywood’s biggest Ad who is very respected by his co workers , the man is powerful on the sets. But at home this guy is pathetic. His wife wears the pants at home. Every little decision is made by her. She has hissy fit if he does something wrong.

[@boohoohoohoo]

This exactly.

[@kojochukwuma7938]

There was a day I realised Chris Rock's routines weren't abstract, generalized jokes but him telling all of us just wtf was going on in his relationship. Truth be told when I saw them on Oprah together they didn't make sense to me. I've always felt like she saw Chris as a means to an end.

[@SuperBigdude77]

😂

[@grafxgrl8030]

To be clear - he said there was a reason. He was an a-hole. Bottom line.

[@kwebst1]

Absolutely love Chris Rock!! Just a right guy.

[@DezMontega]

Bottom line don’t ever get married fellas and if you have kids by her take pics and keep all your receipts that has to do with your kids🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾

[@lpk6372]

Don't expect a woman to stay with you if you cheat. If you think you want to cheat or fk other woman just get a divorce and get it over with.

[@DezMontega]

@@lpk6372 it ain’t safe nowadays bro it’s just fucked up how history repeats itself remember the analogy that Eddie Murphy made about Micheal Jordan and his wife back then on raw that mf was rich back then and she still tried to divorce him my point is this shit is more of a trend women ain’t doing it for love no more😕😭😭

[@lpk6372]

@@DezMontega stop pretending these rich dude are innocent or angels. THEY CHEAT and far more then the wives they marry. A person has every right to leave a marriage if the other person cheats, a person has the right to leave if they have left the marriage. You act like such a victim on basic levels of understanding. I can see why your types can be easily radicalized by the right

[@robertojimenez3673]

If the wife cheats she will still take the money

[@andreabrown4541]

You don't have to be married to wind up in family court. But you could always join a monastery!

[@michaelbonade4667]

I will fight it to my dying day....my love for black comedy, and the black experience

[@MrAllout1974]

Chris Rock and the best Comedians are the ones that says they are not perfect look at themselves in the mirror and literally make jokes and let Us laugh thru THEIR PAIN

[@Reggie2000]

If a judge asked for proof of beds and a fridge from me in my home for my kids, I'm not sure I wouldn't like my entire 💩 on them.

[@bumshka21]

Pat Riley gave his coach his extension AFTER his divorce. A real one

[@quranmujahid-jones8426]

The moral of the story…don’t get married!

[@Papiup18]

I just don't see how a man continues to control is life when he gets married. Partnership is great, but its more when it breaks down you often hear the man divorcing and being left to collect the pieces.

[@chipster504]

Chris Rock is my favorite comedian of All-time!!!

[@RogunK]

Not only did he make it, but he learned a lesson on how rich people become rich. By taking money from those that aren't a part of their "club".

[@paulruggiero860]

Thank you

[@thatothamae1394]

"drake he6loed me with my homework"

[@melaniecarroll2538]

That was really good

[@samfeldman1508]

Absolutely! Except two things. 1. I didn’t bring it on myself. 2. I’m not Chris mfing Rock so I had to start from zero. Actually that’s wrong. Had to start from waaaaay less than zero. My kids are grown and I’m still paying. Must be nice to be Chris mfing Rock?

[@afolabiot]

Pathetic.. Stay strong bro.

[@NathanNateTylerDalrymple]

Whew i feel ya on that...man i should've never signed "divorce papers" myself

[@slamdunktiger]

Eddie Murphy AND Chris Rock, both, should've taken Eddie's advice from Raw. Don't get married.

[@jenster29]

Don't cheat

[@rodneybrooks7815]

I transferred all of my ownership interest to am offshore trust. My wife, knows she can leave if she wants. If I don't own it, they can't claim it.

[@natinatij]

Lady Gaga made me a grilled cheese sandwich is hilarious

[@sandragriffey4869]

Awww Chris Rock #TAKE CARE OF YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN

[@fanofjohnmellencamp]

The Chris brown joke was hilarious!

[@Pyrrhic537]

Real humiliation. Who the heck do these court officer's think they are.

[@parallelpost]

If she sells you on her physicality and YOU BOUGHT BY PAYING FOR HER DINNERS, COURTING, ETC., was she ever there mentally? What does she do to keep herself mentally fit? For her? For you? Prenup!!!

[@parallelpost]

My ex left her Yahoo email open on my computer in my office. We had a policy of not hiding phones, texts, and we could swap when asked. That was about as open a relationship gets if two adults get when raising kids, needing to hold down that joint bank account. Of course, she learned previously that I could dig up her log files and catch her bragging other men that her intent was to take my kids and our home. It led to a harsher policy of openness. Marriage aint no joke, people. Dont do it if you cant bring the pain to the one who claims to love you. War of the Roses, its a Michael Douglas movie with elements of humor. Marvin Contract = not so funny, appropriate when... When other men email your wife professing their love, the day they fell in love 😉 Just cut the crappolini and orchestrate a menage a trois to help them become more confused and negotiate a quicky divorce and have her sign the waiver on all your property, IP, and future earnings. Slam dunk like Shaq! She gave away our company and all my work after the first film script she compromised when I found her log files, years before. The dude in the emails who was going through a midlife crisis, he dumped her and kicked her out of his house. Instead of me keeping a home for my family to fall back on, I just out everything on her to make it work. The pressure was too great for the other dude to deal with as his daighters didnt like my daughters and his soon-to-be ex wife went back to the U.K., creating a long bridge for the idiot to cross. If you follow the rules of energy, momentum, peace, happiness and self-respect can be yours.

[@ezrhino100]

I cant help but feel that chris really is the crackhead asking for one rib. Just one.

[@kiaradoxchannel9871]

Chris, “keep the family away”

[@bubahotep9077]

This is what accountability sounds like. A lot of Women should take a page out of this book because it’s “never their fault.” Just sayin’ . and men, my brothers, the price of hoein’ up and/or being a shitty liar is high. Tough enough being a man as it is from regular life shit.

[@nicholashayes5773]

He said it! He said the title of the video!

[@sagatuppercut2960]

Kevin Samuels would say that Chris "exercised his options."

[@SkegeeAce]

Who wants to be like that guy?!

[@jenster29]

​@@SkegeeAcethe 'alphas' 😂

[@Hope-fv3kf]

Drake helped me with my homework... name may not hold up in the coming days

[@kimiyounasarukun]

Uhhhhhh, "Drake helped me with my homework" hits a little different now....

[@rolandrodriguez3854]

Truth

[@syebethel]

Judge confused the Chris-es. Like Rock music?

[@timcurrent5511]

50% of all marriages don’t work out would you climb on a jumbo jet crossing the Atlantic if it had a 50% chance of dropping into the ocean?

[@yacobz]

Does anyone know where this is from?

[@Breeze06]

Tambourine/Total Blackout

[@lamartruth6601]

LOL i was like "three"...thats it. You did good😂😂😂

[@willia451]

Would have wound up the same. Even if he had not cheated.

[@mrmitchell4089]

Exactly

[@bscarter100]

Yeah… I’m never getting married lol

[@JinKee]

6:16 ayo maybe don’t let Drake help them with their homework

[@TheMargarita1948]

Obviously, Chris Rock did not get divorced in California.

[@aquillabennett8223]

Lol😂😂😂😂😂oh....gosh 🤣🤣

[@dangndox6687]

This is just sad😢

[@kathe9662]

Thanks for the LOL.. I'm Chris rock not Chris brown!😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kellybelleee]

That Drake comment is not holding up well now. 😅

[@bnapblacknewsandalternativ1489]

So black men lose in court in relationship in life just breathing 😂

[@mrbarahona78]

I don’t know if you want Drake around your kids 😂

[@lostone9700]

I know tiger woods is like 3?

[@gooseman1011]

Everybody hates Chris...u can't make that ish up

[@monroec.hatcherjr.8233]

Painfully funny man....

[@ryanjones9498]

I made it lol

[@MikeMitchellblackwidowz]

The sad part is that he sounds like he would get married again. SMH…

[@rrental2796]

Why the laugh track ?1?

[@megalodon1726]

It's a live audience.

[@mztwixed]

Divorce isn't making it. Just my opinion.

[@jdsheleg8332]

Chris is one of Obama 's kids. "Papa and mommy Obama, obey them". What a damn woos!

[@furrymonkeything]

That " drake helped me with my homework", does not! Sit well June 2024 😶🤷😆

[@NiceShot-wt4gs]

Yeah, Chris made it and then gave 50% of it away.

[@thatisabsolutelykooooge2211]

America needs Shariah more than y’all realize! LMAO

[@theohoy2370]

😂😂😂😂

[@stevenglock]

Learn men. Do not get married no matter what

[@goaway3717]

Cheating ain't cool for anyone to do and you shouldn't have done it Chris but you really easily today could still have wound up divorced just because she got bored or any other idiotic excuse. Most marriages today wind up in divorce so the first thing you should do is get out of California or any other state where the divorce laws are heavily weighted against you.