The TRUTH About Napoleon Bonaparte | History Lessons with Christories Distefano

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[@rikmichaels9233]

To me this video is proof that Chris can’t be funny unless it’s about local bullshit that most the country doesn’t care about he just in the cities that do believe in all of woke non binary bullshit. This is the perfect video to tie everything into today with incoming quality except he can’t make a bunch of jokes about trans and non-binary and whatever the else he fucking jokes about that’s not even a real issue in most of America. I like how he makes it a point to be made multiple times that appointments a dictator and the other option people have just a completely fucked by the rich nonstop like that’s not a reality and there’s not other options in reality but keep ignoring facts that could help today since he’s obviously not struggling. Hilarious Chris thinks his life is chaos with a fucking joke he came and realize the parallels of America today in France back then with the rich destroying us every minute of every day, not just Bill Gates

[@MissyGirl5150]

Their heads where cut of with a guillotine . Sacramento California.

[@Airmudd]

I love how similar you are with the nipples Napoleon. Word on the street is he had massive nipples that caused most of his insecurities

[@marra7052]

You should do an episode about Prohibition

[@KPS404]

Goddamn you look good in that shirt.

[@MtnMama8]

You always have a backup career as the best history substitute teacher. The children would be so happy every time you showed up 😂

[@Battlefox64_RL]

Bruh, I would have done so good in his class. This man could read ads out of a phone book and make it interesting.

[@Aaronlovesmusic970]

Actually had a teacher who really reminds me of Chris his name was Mr Kloggy (funny part he's a history teacher lol) He would like jump up on our desks if you were stoned and he knew he'd fuck with you but never was mean about it I don't think he ever kicked anyone out of his class even. The class clowns loved him And he was overly passionate about history and would joke about it constantly. We need more teachers like that because People actually show up if they're a person ha That was the least ditched class in my high school still to this day which is wild

[@Kbwintyy]

Honestly if he was my history teacher I probably would’ve actually paid attention

[@MtnMama8]

@@Aaronlovesmusic970 my two favorite teachers were history teachers and particularly when I was a senior our teacher would tell us you all are the age of the boys fighting in this war. You are adults, if something makes you uncomfortable you may excuse yourself, but this is the truth and it’s important. Everyone paid attention and did the work because he actually made it want to do well. My 8th grade history teacher showed us Emmet Till and again echoed this is important along with other history. We don’t know so much of our own history in America it’s embarrassing

[@93captian]

Shane gillis might be close competition

[@Lost9am-5pm]

This is where I take my history classes

[@jj1126usmc]

Christory class

[@chrisdcomedy]

WELCOME!!!

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

Keep it up and you’ll be a substitute teacher one day.

[@mattyicemadebeats6320]

@@SeaOrcRonnie Chrissy substitute… I would chronic illness on all my teachers to get him!

[@puertoricanboy100]

Chrisstudies 🥲

[@DancingSk3L3tons]

I love christory, I think every comedian needs to do a educational program like these.

[@colinquinn8173]

Joe Derosa on the insane story of pigs

[@Aughtel]

Yaaaaasss

[@MzDrLady]

They did. It was called Drunk History on Comedy Central. they canceled it a couple years ago after many years of fantastic history-telling. Check it out. You can thank me later.

[@lukechristiansen4412]

wait till you find him unhinged on history hyenas

[@Aughtel]

@@MzDrLady pretty high-quality production, too. They had Will Ferrel and Don Cheadle to name a couple

[@krookedwun9044]

I love the idea of Chris researching all these subjects and making a long PowerPoint with his family for this show like it's a tenth grade history report. Beautiful work! ❤️

[@username69420h]

Sociology with Ari Shaffir and Luis J Gomez

[@SerDunk]

Yaaaaaaas

[@raqueldeshow9678]

The tenth grade thing is a littlebit of a read but hey :D hahhaa

[@Darthdisaster3000]

I’m a student at local university and I have 2 history classes, and low key Christories legitimately helps me retain info on the exact stuff we talk about in class.

[@Sharkey1021]

I look forward to seeing this every week. Seriously maybe to much honestly. And i learn something and laugh every time. Much love christory

[@chrisdcomedy]

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[@RobertSmith-vv7cu]

For some reason it seems like it'd be better with Yannis Pappis.I don't know why?

[@gnome.northeast]

You’re like the dude-bro on the lacrosse team that never studies but just gets up in front of the class for a presentation and rants for a half hour and still gets an A

[@chrisdcomedy]

😆😂🙆🏼‍♂

[@PublicRestroom88]

I was that dude-bro, except I played football not lacrosse 😂

[@Juniormintz584]

Mr Destefanos class is the best !

[@TMoonBruh]

Currently just got done studying the French Revolution in my world history course, and we're on to Napoleon this week! Just in time Chrissy Guillotines!!! LETS GO!!!!

[@PimpStains]

I’ve been watching hella Napoleon battle videos on KZbin. Then you drop this vid papi…got me all bricked tf up.

[@emersonschiavone]

this is absolutely amazing i want 2 hour versions

[@yoshimittz6490]

If you want 2hr versions go watch History Hyenas

[@RobertSmith-vv7cu]

​@yoshimittz6490 it's like they don't know.

[@ChrisSmith-qk2vk]

Yeah but it would need breaks for when the coke wears off haha

[@ryanhiggins5980]

It's Chrissy Chaos, not Chrissy Carlin...

[@B-Stee]

One of the best shows on KZbin.

[@partlycloudi475]

Chrissy should do these history lessons live!

[@nadeen1111]

Can't tell ya how much joy you bring me. Always love hearing anything you bring us x

[@diana198]

Love this, Chrissy!! Great story teller you are

[@chrisdcomedy]

Thanks so much!!

[@DJPhillthy]

This was rad. Drop more of these history lessons, I'll def watch em 🤌

[@gerardbooker8627]

This is actually really fun to listen to. It’s not boring , you actually have some charisma and personality when talking about history that it’s actually enjoyable

[@shelbyann5672]

I used to want to be a history teacher so I LOVE this

[@dearabbiexo463]

How I have gone all my life without Chris DiStefano is beyond me 😂😂😂😂.. he is soooo soooo incredibly entertaining. Man I laugh so hard from all his videos 😂😂😂

[@iTresR]

Another gem of a class from the lovely TILF Christeacher. Thanks for your christories, after the history hyenas ended I was genuinely a bit let down as it was my favorite way to learn. So thanks for the revival of the classroom you absolute intellectual stud🥲

[@tylerl3999]

This is my fav thing on KZbin rn

[@emjay2d]

lmao i love these history lessons with chrissy :D

[@tiffanybiffany]

This series is amazing. Maybe talk about Central American history next? Love it!

[@leanacecelia9201]

I'm just imagining a child doing research for class & coming across Chris's history videos 😂

[@Andrew.millertime]

Yassss Babe!!!! Thank you for literally being my cure for depression and getting me outta my head. LOVE YOU BABES!!!

[@chrisdcomedy]

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[@sam46188]

“The good ole days are happening right now be present” lmaooo

[@juanitapride7404]

This is way better than the history I remember in middle school! 😂 Love these eps babe!

[@10Rmorais]

Yassss king. Keep 'em coming

[@hazbaska1]

Gotta love these - they’re my favorite thing of the week! Love ya, Chrissy ❤️

[@wille020201]

These Christories just keep coming and I love it!

[@TXUSMADE001]

I've missed these history lessons from chrissy D

[@Randobando1]

Im rollinggg laughing at 6am before work 😆 🤣 Reading those letters is fucking gold

[@BerdFly]

My favorite morning series

[@CHUNKEYSWORLD]

need these chrissy thank u

[@heathergreen1446]

Epic episode babe. The letter reading was hilarious. Keep 'em coming!

[@taylorford17]

this has been my favorite thing lately crissy cristories frekin rocks

[@Friu887]

Glad I discovered you chris I love history and comedy. Such a great combo.🔥🤜😂

[@smoknloudbluntsslb3385]

These are the best 😂😂😂 trying to break the flowers in half 😂😂😂 I’m dead

[@CoolAdam247]

These history series are GOLD ! Please keep them coming Chrissy you are awesome at this 😎👍

[@telerzo]

“So.. I’m not short.” 😂😂😂😂 I love Chrissy

[@jjf1986AZ]

Need more of these

[@Smallfry302]

Im thoroughly enjoying these videos !! Theres a whole youtube history community and your tapping in bro!! YOUR TAPPIN IN 🤣💯 lets fucking go!

[@KingoftheLizardz]

I have been bingeing these at work all day and Chris makes the whole subject fun. I would love to see Chris make a video on the American Civil War, on the condition that Shane Gillis is a research consultant.

[@liamfisher4191]

Loving these...cheers chris

[@edbermingham8199]

After Joesph Boneparte was dethroned as king of Spain, he fled in exile to an estate in New Jersey. This gives us a better insight into Napoleon's nationality. Like most other italians, Napoleon had a brother out in jersey.

[@gavin3434]

These are so amazing

[@amb8405]

‘’ baby don’t wash”-Napoleon Bonerparts

[@roachfield84]

Christories are the friggin best, these are fun and well done!

[@conspiracycenter7427]

I love christories I'm broke but I'll put a dollar down every episode I watch nice work brother. Funny and intelligent it's a rare combination

[@chrisdcomedy]

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[@RobertSmith-vv7cu]

​@conspiracycenter7427 that's Vinatia if you're lucky. Maybe TT Jerry.

[@mauchoice4592]

I love the actual amount of info that comes outta these.

[@AboogieThaGoon]

These episodes RULE!

[@runaway_slav]

The tucking of the hand in portraits was a common technique amongst painters to save time on detailing an additional hand. The practice continued into photography towards the of the 19th century Any chance to cover Phineas Gage?

[@andrewwilsing6533]

So its not a conspiracy about secret societies? Its reaply as simple as saving time? Haha love it

[@N0L1F3gaming]

This is where I get all my history knowledge. I love these videos.

[@genepatterson4375]

Chrissy is one smart cookie. Maybe he did have help putting all this together but there is a huge brain presenting it all. This is another reason why I admire him, plus he gets his comedy in no matter what.

[@1Chatty2Connie3]

This is easily one of my new favorite video series. Now we need shirtless Chrissy

[@chrisdcomedy]

THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT! SHIRTLESS CHRISSY, DON'T KNOW BABE 😆

[@1Chatty2Connie3]

@@chrisdcomedy we just wanna see Chrissy Third Nips!

[@jimmydangelo9445]

Great idea chrissy like an espresso shot of history in the morning

[@CleanseTheSoul]

I loved this, Chris, it was awesome! More for sure please, definitely

[@sandrafry8268]

I love Chrissy's take in history. Although accurate I feel like this is me explaining history to my teenager. Love it and don't stop won't stop u Italian stud u!

[@Jonathan-2000]

Chrissypedia coming back with some gold, appreciate it

[@ItzBeezyT]

Been fiending for some history especially after listening to crissy and gillis j makes me so eager to not me dumb abt history and these are so perfect. One my fav guys talking abt stuff I rly wanna learn, him being entertaining and I get to look at his gorgeous Puerto Rican face ❤

[@levimelchert876]

Love these man!

[@Troubledsham]

The closing quotes on these are always bangers!

[@TrevNasty00]

One time, I asked my teacher if she knew how napoleon died while she was in a serious moment of teaching. This was probably 9th grade. Before she could answer, I said, “He broke his Bone Apart.” Nobody laughed except for my best friend. We were sent to the hallway, cuz e were holding each other with tears in our eyes and absolutely hysterical. Good times.

[@Cartoonist_Cowboy]

I love history and history podcast. This his great! Keep em coming!

[@mfforeskin9755]

honestly these videos are amongst the highlights of my week

[@MissyGirl5150]

I love these Chrissy! Killing it!💯💯💯❤️❤️🤣

[@RobAlberto_4]

great stuff Chaos!

[@summerbaby21]

I love this so much , thanks babe

[@MrLextune]

"Let them eat cake" was her response upon being told that the peasants had no bread.

[@ryanhiggins5980]

To further clarify, she didn't even say this. It was misattributed to her, having been said by Jean-Jacques Rousseau in 1765 - 24 yrs before the 🇫🇷 revolution, when the future headless former queen was 9 years old. The more you know...

[@Airbender1023]

Been refreshing for an hour to catch christories!!!!

[@asifmynamewasmonique]

Loving what you’ve done with the hair babes! Pls keep the christories coming ❤❤

[@mynamesjeff347]

Love these Chrissy

[@MOTM1234]

These are soo damn good

[@adrianbarajas537]

Great show!

[@Sandbar-Flamingo]

If teachers used humor I would have learned so much more! Thank you for continuing my education for FREE!!

[@cristianloera5448]

Chris should do an episode of drunk history, would be amazing!

[@ksb7938]

Chrissy D History and the D stands for 'dis is what happened'

[@meemoe828]

At first with the "little" jokes I'm like nah most of his facts checks out so he had to do it for jokes. Thank you for addressing that fact later on. Watch your skits on FB. Wish to see one of your shows this year ❤

[@whoareyou5278]

Fantastic Napoleon, brought those letters to life Christopher

[@undrcroft]

Love this stuff

[@jordantwood]

Im currently in mania and I love you chrisssssy

[@karanparashar2624]

The way those rose stems snap *perfection*

[@KickingGarbage]

Love this series Chrissy

[@smiteabonez6339]

This is awesome thanks gimme more

[@alicecoffey1823]

Love Christories!!!

[@jakesnacks2620]

Full of great bits, facts and the improvised song babes!

[@bwa_8]

C'était vraiment très intéressant 👍

[@darrenwilsonV2]

Good stuff Chrissy D

[@LookAtDrew]

CLASS IS IN SESSION! THANK YOU BABE!

[@chrisdcomedy]

THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT!!

[@stikdik]

Christories is such a great idea, love these videos

[@Hunter-xw9pl]

Hey Chrissy, this was a great epi! Wondering if can you do us a christory on Prussia? 🙃

[@kylehenry4213]

My dogs say hey. Also massive history buff and of you keep on getting on!

[@MarshallHurley92]

Really like this series chris

[@eddieleecapers4946]

Never stop doing these please

[@runlikewes]

Let’s gooo anotha one!❤️

[@silverback3926]

This stuff endears me to your comedy. Funny stuff

[@marniebrimhall986]

Great job Chrissy 🙌🏻

[@xCLIPxGODx]

Is it bad that I share these with my students? Because they love it! Much love Chrissy Columbus.

[@chrisperez5201]

What's amazing is how Chris recall's all of the information and speaks it back in his own words. Also I had no idea Napoleon came up with high schools lol

[@ryanhiggins5980]

...Because there's definitely no way he's got a teleprompter, PowerPoint slideshow, or jazzy holding up cue cards for guidance. Either way tho, vids kick arse 🤘