An Enemy To Myself (348) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

[@SupergoodStudios]

GROW OR DIE is here: chrisdelia.com/god

[@Queen_of_Missfit_Island]

Best Special you have ever done, I bought mine😂 Albuquerque should be interesting. Florida has more murders.. I watch all the killing shows and docs and I'm always like what the hell goes on in Florida...😂🎉

[@ChrisDEliaOfficial]

@@Queen_of_Missfit_Island❤

[@absolutloud124]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@daveweir4523]

being cancelled sux aye

[@revengewrld999]

this episode is so good it should be illegal . *psh - we got him* .

[@Beautiful_soul999]

❤❤❤ your username is 🔥

[@StevePeeleII]

LOCKEM UP

[@kamkhosh]

Christ, he is absolutely firing on all syllables today. Knowing all the words to a song but thinking you didn’t. Unreal bit.

[@revengewrld999]

firing on every single syllable this episode no doubt . 🔥

[@SmickyD]

my favorite part is when he messed up the lyrics but just kept going with it anyway 😂

[@ASHsor]

🙄

[@telepathy90]

I jus about collapsed 😂😂😂☠️☠️

[@kevinadshade1382]

And it’s not the pretenders lol.. rather The Proclaimers

[@kidwolfman]

😂 Thanks for sharing the level 9 panic attack story. Perfectly told and relatable. Also, thanks for proving we can look back at these terrifying experiences in a hilarious way 👍

[@likadaboys7]

10/10 episode, from the panic attack to the pizza shooting corpse banging cops

[@samuelmcquillan9680]

As someone who deals with debilitating panic attacks I really appreciated your story. Hilarious!!!

[@calebmtuttle]

"anyway im getting off topic" is the funniest thing that could be said from ep. to ep.

[@kalijuri]

Thank you so much for coming to Ft. Myers!!!! A lot of comedians never go past Tampa or Orlando. You were on point with fresh bits! The one about aging parents was so relatable. I couldn't stop Roseanne-laughing! Please come this way again. Honestly, most of us are from New England! Lulu and Denny were so funny as well! I laughed from beginning to end! And this podcast just keeps you on a roll, my sweaty friend.

[@carmine.pirulli]

I was there, incredible show. Everyone was on fire.

[@shetalkz]

Wow the last thing I woulda thought I’d hear today is Chris spoutin off some Supernatural lore. That’s why I’m in the cabin ✌🏾

[@Greeezy]

So you think Supernatural is a good show?

[@shetalkz]

its damn good to me but im aware its a bad show hahah @@Greeezy

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

​@@Greeezyit's great..

[@kenw8875]

playing with lincoln logs listening to the cast. meta cabin sesh

[@tackkassidy2631]

I absolutely love watching congratulations, been here since the early days and I’m ready to be at the log cabin😂

[@dotsongray]

That Pizza Police bit legitimately had me crying at work🤣🤣🤣

[@bogdanshevchenko]

I hurt myself in the gym laughing at this. I need to stop listening to cris during workouts.

[@N.E.TGaming]

Fall back, It's cocotta.

[@Rick_Sanchez_Jr.]

Omg dude the pizza and the airplane bit had me dying hahaha

[@teddyblack126]

The Illegal pizza bit is hilarious!!! Could be in a routine

[@jaejae444]

we need it as a clip fs! 😂

[@C.A.D.]

Nothing is called a routine he's not a dancer lol

[@Kas1645]

@@C.A.D.sorry boldilocks

[@staciecanada4329]

Super-chill Chris watches Supernatural and is just as funny as ever in our Supercult cabin. ❤❤❤

[@SootSootSootSooty]

I love how real Chris is now. ❤

[@phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842]

There’s nobody realer

[@Jleon1983]

You are a beautiful person. Thankyou for everything you do for me.

[@tommygreenthumbs]

Love being at the log cabin on a Thursday morning. Have a good day babies!

[@MorninEveryone]

Amazing Chris!! Thank you and love to you and your family!

[@catscanrv]

This was def a true baby ep. Thanks for a good conversation Chris ❤

[@fernandogeneroso5159]

While listening the bit about Chris panic attack, I was in the car driving having myself a panic attack and Chris made me laugh 😅 and it calmed me down. Chris is awesome! His ability to tell stories out of situations like that is pure gold. Thanks, Chris!

[@molinasummers43]

Ready for Baltimore show. S’pumped

[@noahmiller4953]

With the panic attack story I was expecting a Jeremy rennet with a paper bag over his mouth haha

[@damienbrockett898]

Tremendous episode. Thank you so much Chris!

[@Mikol_Billy]

Dude Ok Chris’s rant about knowing songs for no reason is the most relatable thing I think I’ve ever heard I guess that’s why congratulations and lifeline is the only podcasts I am loyal to cuz god damn so I basically agree to everything Chris goes off about

[@AngelinaSkye1695]

My daughter was like 13 and realized she knew words to songs she was sure she had never heard before. Funny thing is that they were songs I used to play super loud and sing to when I was pregnant with her and after she was born lol.

[@chriswheeler1539]

Was having a bad morning and then saw a new episode WOOHOO DOSES OF SEROTONIN M’BABIES

[@SpaceGhostMars94]

Like being kissed by a silly goose 🦆

[@stocktawk]

I have watched every episode of congratulations- this is by far the funniest yet

[@hectorrivera5416]

Was in attendance for the Richmond show, you absolutely killed it. Got the full Chris Delia experience 🤝

[@spcperez1984]

Tooook soooooo manyyyyyyy libertiessssss ….on the Mariaaaaaa lol 😂 looooooved itttttt !!!!!!!!

[@bobdare]

Wiping tears from my eyes from the undercover pizza police part 🤣🍕🚔 so good

[@amberheardslawyerprofessor5266]

Hey Chris I know what your going through I know in the night the feelings you get and the pain inside I want to tell you healing is at the door of your heart knocking he’s always knocking. You want to grow but truly your already dead my brother. Life rips when Jesus is at the center it’s all about love and he wants to give you love you. I love you I won’t stop until I see my brother with me forever. You have been in such darkness but I know you’ll shine in the end. A miracle is coming your way from the inside out you will be changed forever. The Gospel of Jesus isn’t a religion it’s a way for us to have a relationship with Dad. I love you I love you I love you. If only one thing you need to know you are truly loved even by a stranger in a comment section.

[@User-435ggrest]

Medical bottles everywhere. Fuuuukk. Bing bong. Walkie talkie cops bit was pure art! 😅

[@mstinsy054]

Was in Ft. Meyers for some reason, to see you this weekends the show was amazing as usual keep it going Chris! @chrisdelia

[@kayucci1111]

Just proud I knew you were singing like I love you that whole time. Confirmed it with the “here, hold my jacket.” Again, another song I haven’t heard since 2000 and know every lyric, magically, somehow hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Blastycat]

The movie chris is describing around the 16 mark would be Constantine meets inception 😂

[@nutellanebula]

Best podcast ever 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@telepathy90]

Great pod! Chris you out do yourself everytime! 🎉

[@IRLxKORA]

"HhHHh^Hhh sayyy fuck" had me fuckinggggg rollingggg😂

[@meilei8716]

Soo happy for all these to catch up on Nom nom

[@stocktawk]

8:33 PICTURE ME ALOOKN FOR A WINDINGO 11:59 I cannot stop laughing about this light boxy jean jacket

[@lukelafontaine9483]

I had a level 9 panic attack today and got dropped off at the hospital. Took a cab home ordered a pizza now watching this episode. 👍

[@stocktawk]

4:19 I am dying laughing right off the rip dude 😂😂 “I had a slam built in. The built in slam.” 5:30 rolling

[@jbarnett59]

Loved and can relate heavily to the flight story

[@secretgardenhomestead3251]

Sorry to hear about your panic attack Chris! Hope you're feeling okay, we love you! :)

[@Slayerformayor1983]

Laughed longer than I wanted to at the chode multiplex bit

[@revengewrld999]

firing on every single funkin syllable today . LVL 9 wet pants man is unstoppable .

[@Timtayy]

I'm listening to this as work. And I'm literally crying laughing at the pizza part while all my colleagues stare at me! 🤣 Fuck ya dude!

[@danbonumber1]

wow that illegal pizza bit was one of your best bits ever hahahahaha

[@SamuPuuronen]

Help me! In what episode Chris made an impression of Al Pacino & Robert de Niro? It was this year for sure. I need to find it. It was absolutely insane.

[@MissGigglesdotcom]

Was it lifeline?

[@SamuPuuronen]

@@MissGigglesdotcom No.

[@MissGigglesdotcom]

@@SamuPuuronen episode 320 i think. Judging by the thumbnail

[@tonytamagotchii]

The new set looks super good GOD, I need this new merch, for sure. the singing is perfectly me.

[@tonytamagotchii]

I want to be the first artist to make music with chris. I won't push though.

[@marniebrimhall986]

Another absolutely killer EP!!!!❤❤❤😂😂

[@brandybell6729]

I needed this 😅 So funny!

[@Play1nWithFire]

“Wendingo” 😂

[@williedame4406]

The level 9 panic attack is the best story. Can relate so much and needed a laugh about it hahahahahhaa Thanks Chris

[@ThrashPolice]

"its not cool to do breakdancing.....idc how baggy your clothes are" LMFAOOOAOAOOO

[@deepseablu91]

Yay!!!! ❤ I wish I could’ve seen you here in Florida, but my daughter is only 5 weeks old and attached to the boob 24/7 😂 I bet your shows were amazing! I hope you have a great thanksgiving 🦃🤎🧡 P.s. also I have dry eyes too. I couldn’t live without Thera Tears, they’re the best. Highly recommend!

[@kennethdarling1776]

My dad was a part of a Pool Hall club at a bar called the Moose in Michigan and he told me when that song Maria Maria first came out the Mexicans in the bar would play that damn song over and over and over all day and all night.

[@skyepeters1916]

this episode was really funny especially the cops part that had me dying laughing

[@mikecleveland7042]

The MOST amount of words to finally get to "So anyway I started watching Supernatural." 🤣🤣🤣

[@Jleon1983]

2:45 am in Australia. Have to stay up for this one. Soooooooooooooooo irresponsible

[@CR_22]

That lady: “chase the storm” Me: no lady we’re on an airplane 😂

[@frankbif1739]

Life rips a little extra when the new episode comes out on your birthday! 🤟

[@floridastar1000]

100% with you on that Supernatural shit, Chris. Just like music, there’s some stuff I keep close to the chest but don’t share it with anyone because I know it’s BAD but I still like it

[@brentrothery2419]

The radio noises were actually legit 😂

[@StefanBorglducky]

The pizza police was hilarious :'D

[@raynex9988]

I cannot wrap my head around filming yourself like that and willingly posting it to your own Instagram. Unreal

[@bykurt_is]

26:47 - one time my dad ended up in the hospital cuz of a panicked attack. Thing about him is.. when he’s mad, he gives a verbal warning. But a verbal warning is basically mach 1. Breaking the sound barrier. If anything continues after that, his goal (in his head) is to put his fist through your face. Even though it’s not possible, that’s what he’s actually attempting to do. Just one punch though. And it’s always just one punch that knocks ppl out for him. Now.. he basically was all hooked up to the machines and I could hear the beeping in the background. Some nurse came in and told him the test results for his heart was coming back all normal. Then he tells me.. he got a text from a band member he was arguing with.. and in a text, he called my dad a bitch.. Remember, mach 1 breaks the sound barrier. Mach 5 is when the punch comes in, but it’s premeditated. Mach 10 is where the punch becomes inadvertent. But mach 11? That’s why he was in the hospital. Cuz once he read the word “bitch”… there was no face to put his fist through. His anger skipped all mach 1-10 so quick, he thought he was having a stroke duuuude 😀 and called 911 💀

[@Mphilly89]

I'm happy I got to witness this fever dream of an episode. hahahaha

[@_sowhat_]

Two kids under five, one parent out of town on work, and the other goes out partying? yikes

[@phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842]

The gospel singer would’ve definitely triggered an anxiety attack in Chris

[@kenbollin]

alright yep this episode is amazing

[@ryanpavich2476]

Supernatural is the only show or movie to make me cry. The last episode specifically.

[@GinniBjones]

Does anyone else think Chris could have an amazing animated show? With all of his “dumb shit” rants. It always reminds me of something you see on family guy hahahaa

[@MeaningSeekerPod]

I paid for the special - and what a show it was. Funny, but also very, very surprising. I applaud your courage in the last quarter of it, Chris. 🤙👏

[@Stonka1]

Me: *fighting wave of anxiety* Chris: dude, I had a full blown panic attack Me: *experiencing what he's describing* lol I love how life works 🥲

[@melissaelizabeth13]

"Guy would have been killed if it was the 1600's!" 😂😂😂

[@travisfarrington7864]

If I knew how, I would animate the cops watching the guy buy illegal pizza bit.

[@brandonscott6606]

I had a level 8 panic attack during The Revenant in theatre. All I could think was “fuck, this is it, what a bitch way to go”

[@Phillyfan36]

I actually just saw U2 at the Chode multiplex and it was a great show!

[@SmickyD]

new special was great. seemed a little shaky at the start but you had me by the end of it. Grow or die baby!

[@tattben1207]

The Tesla truck looks like I try to make a back to the future car for Halloween. Out of cardboard and sprayed it with rustoleum metallic paint.

[@brianchacon6208]

Life ain't rippin for me! S'Deeper, but thanks for the chuckles guy!

[@ARCHAICRUIZ]

Wow that Bobby lady probably does that ALL THE TIME , best part of the podcast I was dying

[@brittanyella]

I can’t with the corpse 💀😂

[@noahmiller4953]

Yooooooo maybe I’m late but is that really a pic of Chris,Jean Claude van damme, Michael Caine, Tupac?!! Lol I can’t tell who else is in it.

[@kamara28]

Plus Dr Phil, Tupac and brinks trucks

[@miadesu13]

Holy fuck. That is SUCH a good idea for a movie. Manifesting that for you, dude. ✨️

[@PiccolosDaughter]

Dude, this shit was so funny. Thank you.

[@AdamentalityWorld]

I live in Burbank... where's The Chode Mulitplex?! LOL

[@jacobjenkins3255]

It got even funnier for me when I listened to Bobbi Storm on Spotify and realized that her song "We Can't Forget Him" samples Regulate by Nate Dogg and Warren G 😂😂😂

[@robsgotit1]

Supernatch is a really bad good show that I like to watch. Usually in the fall/early winter as that is the vibe.

[@cvjonesmusic97]

The whole Bobbi storm thing just shows that people have no idea of the world going on around them. They’re literally oblivious and have no shame

[@FrostedClarinet]

Lmfao the L word!!! That was straight jag jag material on late night showcase! Hahahaha

[@daddymcpapi7520]

13 percent on every Spirit flight.

[@wesleyhawke]

Just because of Supernatural, this is now my favorite episode 😂

[@PerezlaCruz]

The Exorcism of Emily Rose is a 2005 American supernatural horror legal drama film directed by Scott Derrickson and starring Laura Linney and Tom Wilkinson. The film is loosely based on the book The Exorcism of Anneliese Michel by Felicitas D. Goodman, which tells the story of Anneliese Michel and follows a self-proclaimed agnostic (Linney) who acts as defense counsel representing a parish priest (Wilkinson), accused by the state of negligent homicide after he performed an exorcism.

[@DefMetal688]

The idea about the movie around 17 minutes in with the exorcism but maybe he's actually just crazy and you never find out.. That idea is S'good!

[@cremonster]

Someone on that plane should've pulled a Spongebob and yelled "Oh brother, this chick stinks!"

[@ContradictoryCom]

Chris, I'm on the same fashion wave. I've got a light blue jean jacket on my wishlist, and after listening to this, I'm gonna pull the trigger. Don't push me!

[@Incognitodrew95]

That illegal pizza bit made me spit out my eggs, that ripped

[@kyleturner3779]

THE PIZZA POLICE!!!😂😂😂