He's In The Beans (356) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

[@SupergoodStudios]

Grow or Die: chrisdelia.com/growordie

[@princevegeta-son]

26:20 "he's so sure of himself, Dude!" Matt Delia voice

[@RicAtari]

I do love that you’re in the beans, but Joe Rogan said that exact theory in the intro of his first special. I know you don’t know it but I love ya so I needed to season ya beans with knowledge 😂 Go deeper into da vibin

[@TrueIndependent]

Hey looking forward to meeting far right Chris next time we meet up.

[@mt8474]

@@RicAtari There's an epidemic of parallel thinking by todays comics from skits and bits of years gone by but somehow miss the mark and are less funny. Comedy of the past is like the Great Pyramids we just can't seem to figure out how they managed to do it. I think that's why comedians now laugh at their own jokes. To let us know something was suppose to be funny.

[@SuperVolsung]

"The beans level of the Vortex of Truth" is one of the greatest things ever said on this podcast

[@J-Bags]

Definitely new merch with this phrase

[@molinasummers43]

Omg yes. I think about it all the time. And I crack up.

[@TurdFerguson456]

"The more you know, the less you know." Quite prophetic, Chris! Seriously

[@tylermanning4321]

"So its still about making a dude happy" is the best summary for snow white ive heard so far.

[@dabcoma47]

Lmfao I love it when Chris googles something himself and when he finds it he always gets giddy and propped up and says “here we go” 😂

[@aarondill259]

the thought of chris seriously beat boxing in a restaurant with dim lights and enchiladas in front of him had me ROLLING for 10 minutes💀 love you chris

[@ChrisDEliaOfficial]

😂

[@molinasummers43]

😂😂😂. When he said enchiladas I died 😂😂

[@frankiechelebian4776]

8.2 hair today Chris

[@RizonielTV]

that's an eaaaasy 10 you're out of your MIND

[@Jleon1983]

Nah 8.375

[@D.Jay..]

8 flat for me i like it when its a lil dryer

[@Jleon1983]

@@D.Jay.. Sssssssdisrespectful. Hahahha jokes. Love it.

[@Jukelikesgames]

8.7, looks moisturized and I like the dangly boi hanging down

[@shadowsbruther]

love you chris. saw you in austin with my best friend. i’m a massive comedy fan and you’re such a staple for me brother. don’t ever stop, you’re such an inspiration for me and others bro. all love from austin

[@QuantumFeldspar]

This is honestly one of the funniest episodes you've done. Laughed the whole way through

[@molinasummers43]

I was thinking the same thing…. I like how he almost brings back the ehh sooo. .. and then he didn’t finish. I love when he does those

[@foggyvhs8790]

Chris truly can’t decide he’ll be like “this is so fucking dumb. No wait I love this”

[@jaybrack7272]

Chris finally learning life lessons in his mid 40s is hilarious

[@BPH55]

He’s so coming out of his self-centered shell. Hahaha

[@bigfathadoken7246]

@@static_perspective lol you weirdo why are you so defensive? Its funny hearing Chris say he realozed giving gifts is just as good as receiving. Hes like 43...yes thats absurd, calm down weirdo

[@Dirt_Merchant]

Imagine being a grown man. And commenting this like you got it all figured out.

[@icev2507]

@@Dirt_Merchantso true, be humble people ffs.

[@bigfathadoken7246]

@@Dirt_Merchant imagine getting butt hurt over people laughing at a 43 year old learning about giving gifts.

[@mikechecks5994]

I love the visuals of the soundboard going off accidentally. Made me giggle

[@ekeenanmusic8027]

The beatbox segment. I pulled a muscle laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣

[@allenbucke29]

My favorite episode ever. It's on!

[@deebooga7188]

As a Louisianian… super pumped you’re coming here. That being said….. SHREVEPORT???? You thought that Albuquerque was bad??? Ha!!

[@tinxrose]

the beat boxing bit had me dyyyying 💀😂💀😂

[@thatguy9807]

48:50-55:00 had me crying with laughter. thanks chris.

[@Paul-cy9ej]

43:56 brinks backing up is Choclate Croissant level funny. First, accidentally hits DJ Khalid, Chris is a little bit alarmed, accidentally hits the Brinks, which he has to wait to finish. Then goes “so…” beep interrupts him, Chris is surprised and embarrassed and fumbles for the mic, goes “ok I think that’s it” “so..” Beep

[@heatherclear5903]

Right on time to get ready for work. Life rips!

[@Drewydrew397]

You sound like you might be in the beans.

[@mikeg3950]

Literally the only podcast that I have 🔔 notifications on for.

[@Smokegreenjordan]

The brinks truck three times so funny lolol

[@nutellanebula]

"In the beans" is one of the best bits I've ever heard Chris say 😅

[@jordandavid8653]

Grow or die is my favourite special so far Chris! So fn good 🦅🖤 -Jofo Hollywood 📸

[@Evan_O711]

I love trying to guess the context of the episode title and being wrong every time 😂

[@failbro23]

The beat boxing bit made me cry my eyes out was laughing so hard

[@KITG_]

"U might venture into the guac..." 😂😂😂😂

[@SheaMRandazzo]

“The more you know, the less you know.” I mean…yeah dude lol that sounds about right

[@nickpanacci3055]

Lifesavers are literally life savers for diabetics

[@g32.recitales]

Beatbox part was amazing

[@psg0729]

I love when he channels Vince Vaughn from Swingers around min 44. So good

[@Madcow1019]

When you were beat boxing on a date with your wife... I spit my water out laughing so hard 😂

[@EvoBioChemical]

"Dude, you shoulda seen how fast he went past the salsa" lolol

[@nancyjones6780]

Ok, so my son and I ,who are both huge fans, have a bumpy relationship, right? But every year, rich or poor, he gives me the kindest, thought about gifts. I gave him a list for him to choose from this year and he just bought everything on the list. He's 33 and doing well but 3 pairs of Uggs? He's my hero and if he wants to think he knows everything about everything, well, I'm gonna let him! S'deeper

[@finessum2timez]

He's in da Beans ....Should be the next T-Shirt 😂

[@amanjali5520]

"Get your sour cream diving suit on" 😂

[@Outward777]

As a metalhead, I love it when Chris says death metal 😂

[@jakeL8150]

Still waiting for our heart meridian session Chris

[@malmck9976]

One of the best bits ever. As good as the Skat Man bit... but nowhere near the line "How religious is it to walk slowly"

[@TheLilE1993]

HEY LOOK UP! ITS GAUCAMOLE! 😂😂😂 that had me dying

[@samthethird_]

The brinks truck 🛻 😂

[@flylifejay1395]

I love you Chris and I'm about to have another baby after 14 years after my other kid and the journey you are going thru with your kids makes me so excited to be a father again ❤ thanks bro love you

[@MikeSolow]

So deep in the vortex of truth.

[@CR_22]

I’m waiting for Albuquerque to make another segment 😂

[@RprinceV]

Probably his favourite franchise..."Hunter Games"🤣

[@jordanheimer774]

This episode was sooooooo frinkin funny man. Stay in the beans. It's great 👍. 😂😂😂😂

[@olofty8512]

Chris that's the father coming out in you You are a good man putting your family first there's nothing wrong with enjoying giving more than receiving

[@secretgardenhomestead3251]

chris beatboxing: brum brum brum brum huhuhuhuh LMAO

[@ether725]

DEEEP, DEEP, in tha 7 layer dip of truth. 🤣😭😭

[@Coop_63]

Be prepared to dig past the guacamole. Eh's'vortex of truth

[@joshbisig]

Only the true beanwise can sit in the beans without spilling them

[@AdlejandroP]

i died laughing with the beatbox part

[@Rockiness]

Happy Christmas, Chris!

[@christopherboone8269]

Hate it was over in an hour . I gotta get the patreon membership.

[@circlethebaggins1865]

Hey Chris, thanks for keepin the bones movin.

[@princevegeta-son]

43:30 bruh 😂😂😆

[@foggyvhs8790]

“eyelads” weird accumulation of funny things just brimming, I’m just laughing like a maniac in my apartment now

[@ajp1282]

Lost it at the beatbox segment 😂😂😂

[@stthbldt3594]

43:04 😂 I said the same at the beginning of this episode once you got past the kid stuff

[@bobbynojoke76]

duuude the whole bathroom in the morning thing is the story of my life! and i agree, 2 things is too much. 😅 we aint sleepin.

[@ghostsandwich2533]

The death metal band is Autopsy. That's the experience of their album Sh*tfun. It's a classic 😊

[@mikec1554]

I'm on vacation and this drops? IT'S STILL CHRISTMAS

[@willeGG17]

He’s back-back, yeah he was back, but now he’s BACK-back, great episode 💙

[@dansolo1033]

He called my city el paco 😂 can’t wait to see you next month

[@nikr1d3r32]

24:42 Chris D’Deepest Elia 😂

[@CR_22]

Don’t let someone die eating LIFESAVERS or we’ll be back with another bit 😂

[@adamw4020]

13:35. Our chris is all grown up

[@Realworldnews247]

Silly goose time

[@teddyblack126]

You need a ruffles chip with extra structural integrity to dip into the beans of this episode.

[@jachrist]

4:15 get a humidifier for your bedroom , sounds like dry air

[@JoshM1212]

54:03 - The PB&J I was chewing is now in my nasal cavity, somehow, thanks to this breathing beatbox

[@maynardtrendle820]

I'm in the tall beans.🐎🫘

[@goodnoodles_]

I usually don't bother liking videos but I always like Chris's podcasts to help fight the shadow ban.

[@trishm142]

57:59 no way he looks more like Brian callen!!! 🤣

[@CR_22]

Movies be like: present, future, then past, then future to the future one 😂

[@krystinbruno1867]

HE ATE

[@DokterRyConn]

the bean vortex though ya know

[@leekautz2926]

Is chris going to the Missouri game tomorrow?!! The world wants to know!!!! 😂😂

[@kidklava]

Pretty ironic that Burn Gorman is one of the greatest beatboxers you'll ever hear. AKA BB Burn back in the day. Facts.

[@AngelinaSkye1695]

Can’t wait to see you in Vancouver with my daughter! I slept till 6pm yesterday, sometimes you just have to. I make a kick ass 7 layer dip btw! Life Rips!

[@danle7022]

hell yeah, I have a daughter too, if u want to do a daddy daughter dance

[@AngelinaSkye1695]

@@danle7022 😋

[@tonyperezchica7407]

Chris Love the show keep it up!

[@JoeMofKZoo]

I’ve been saying the same thing for a long time. Ride brother, ride.

[@pradleybee7828]

That segment about the earth and sugar and humans was low key deep tho 😂

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

Delia sitting in the beans just vibin'.

[@chuckb420]

Please do take your shoes off podcast. You guys would be the perfect duo on a podcast

[@circlethebaggins1865]

I’ll sit in the beans all day with you Chris.

[@Eshu666]

Ew

[@ChrisCromag]

Jingle all the way is good. Home Alone I & II plus all the stop motion shows with rudolph, frosty and santa are the best holiday movies.

[@sterlingarcher7089]

Bro the sound board killed me💀

[@meilei8716]

Damn algorithms, so much to catch up on 😂❤

[@TimothyS4]

In the Beans❤

[@samthethird_]

Congratulations, you’re in the beans!

[@adamcharlesvlogs]

Never felt more stoned from a podcast

[@williamritter4006]

This pod Ripped! Well played man . Guys in the beans .

[@tinaventurini5465]

0:02 - 1:02 = chaos

[@hollymartin4717]

Proudy Baby here!🤘

[@deebooga7188]

I stay in the vortex of truth.

[@Synthwave_knight]

Bro u have enough money to run a water line to your night stand ready to go 😂

[@baddcheeta.]

😂😂😂😂 I gotta go to church

[@TheJadedGamerIamFN2K]

I'm using "in the beans"... because after that it's disrespectful not to. We all need to strive to be at the beans level in the vortex of truth.

[@Pankueis]

You should get a humidifier, it’ll help with the dryness of the air @Supergood

[@jakelawson2582]

VeggieTales and the Beans Level of the Vortex of Truth

[@Phoenix-r3i]

Chris De'lia jams out to Deadmau5 fasho ongodd