Congratulations Podcast w/ Chris D'Elia | EP97 - Cadillac Vrills

It's the 97th episode, getting close! On today's show, Chris talks about Ludacris and the Fast & Furious franchise for way too long. Also discussed: bad Geico Commercials, deadpan comedy, Apple Maps, Ed Burns, Abcde, & Jay Z and Beyonce. Plus, we do Missed Connections.
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[@xaviercook7996]

Silla de ruedas

[@tannerharris8470]

Xavier Cook yes sir

[@kranx2690]

I say that randomly throughout the day

[@dl.tatterson]

Beisbol

[@gludaisoperators]

2 Silla 2 Ruedas

[@ella-zi6lt]

you either have no idea what this means, are Spanish, or say this in your head in Chris's voice.

[@Lucky_Patrick]

The reality is that if Geico offered Chris bags and bags he would reply instantly in a British accent: I'll dough it

[@bryanbryan6108]

Nice

[@HayesR.J.]

Haha!! Extra paper, scoop that up

[@JoeMoreg]

I think Bryan Callen would be awesome in one of those Geico adverts

[@weedallweek]

Joe Moreg getting totaled

[@tuckerblevins9512]

Too sweet-tart-tartin for that kinda gig

[@Dronax]

can you save 15% or more on your car insurance switching to geico? i dont know.. is bryan callen a gay spotted red bit-killer jones owl?

[@catmouth]

"Can Geico save you money on your car insurance? Is Brian Callen a Sweet-tart tartin ass?"

[@WhackashitCollaborations]

You mean, Mariposa?

[@bobert6523]

Maurice Micklewhite for Episode 100! You just know he'd do it.

[@tbear2146]

My friend at work told me to listen to this podcast and ever since we have both been listening to it while at work. I am on this episode right now and this is my favorite one 🤣

[@coreylee3378]

Juan Fyre and Ivan Gitridov face reveal for episode 100

[@Greeezy]

NO! Never. Always just a voice. It's better this way.

[@TommysPickle]

@@Greeezy Yeah I'm gunna be pretty disappointed if/when I find out Juan Fyre isn't Hispanic lol

[@likeasombooooodee]

Ivan GetsRidOf*

[@likeasombooooodee]

@@TommysPickle he isnt chris has said that hes white before lmao

[@sharkbait1228]

Wait it’s juan fyre? Not onefire? I thought it was a nickname

[@laurendeklerk1439]

The Ludacris bit just about made me piss myself

[@stormcorrosion176]

Lol

[@xmikex902x]

Ride my face with jeans on bby

[@jeremythomas4660]

UFC Armchair Cornerman smooth lol

[@chazb27]

Callen for ep 100 !!!! Make it happen “daddy” 😂👍

[@rupin]

chazb27 but what about JEAN CLAUDE VANDAMME

[@steph9561]

Chris you always do the best podcasts when you are PMSing and angry. I love you. ❤️

[@make3735]

Is this craiglist bit going to be a new section of the show, cuz I'm down with it.

[@FeyCopse]

Chris, let me tell you what it's like as someone who works on commercials. (I've worked on a Geico caveman commercial before.) The Caveman actor is actually hilarious. You'd like him in person. He does a couple takes reading the script, then he does many takes of improvisations, and its hilarious. Then this happens: the very cheesy, extremely normal producers start chiming in. They have to justify their jobs, so they assert their not-funny ideas, and the poor guy has to work with it because they're paying him. It's hard to watch. I've also seen this happen: a really funny commercial script get picked apart while we're shooting by advertising agency people who are literally just bored. They want to start changing little things. They don't get it that you can't mess with the elements of a joke and have it still be funny. Its the balance of timing and words and punchline that all you comedians talk about all the time. Anyway. Just wanted to put a good word in for the caveman because it's not his fault, he works with what they give him. Ehhhhhhhhhhheh.

[@danmacfarlane3040]

Don't lie you never worked on a Geico commercial

[@reedbruv2638]

He definitely won't read this

[@FeyCopse]

@@reedbruv2638 k

[@FeyCopse]

@@danmacfarlane3040 k

[@FeyCopse]

who would make something like that up lol

[@gray7854]

Didn’t make a DEEEENNNNNNNTTTT

[@Abrahamhamham]

Great. Tell me a new one. Give me one of those with the apostrophe. I never get tired of those either.

[@KarstenWise]

"This is so hard to explain, I explained it to my mom once and it worked..." laughed SO HARD

[@scottplaysguitar]

Early babies where u at?

[@Yensnor]

gang gang

[@scottplaysguitar]

Jens Rustad Hansen gvngvngvng

[@thecarsonmurphy]

Early babies

[@K.D.R_]

where u at, where?

[@Lollita23]

Heeeeeeere in Portland OR

[@grantthomas8725]

S'babies this guy pulled out in front of me today and he said OMG is your car okay and I said yeah it's okay it didn't even make a deeeeennnt

[@ComfortableTool86]

i love that as soon as I read the episode title i knew it was gonna be about Ludacris

[@eden2esthar]

All hail the dark lord Chris D'elia

[@peauxwet]

at 25:32, you can hear someone wheezing from laughter behind the camera😂

[@nicholasgarcia5419]

I can tell within the first three seconds if Dad's gunna be a little cranky this episode or not.

[@Komanderkyle3466]

to be honest half hour is perfect, that show Bumping mics is great in that format

[@zummimwaheed1990]

"Other people have other minds" - Chris D'Elia

[@stothetacks]

The no Unsolicited offers is on every ad chris it's part of the craigslist format

[@Hungtudry]

“It was in 2004 nothing was funny then” 😂

[@MatichekYoutube]

I laugh so hard every time i watch you , thank you Chris :)

[@akaSheilaalien]

Our boys BAPKINS freestyle is blowing up bigger than ever before since Eminem dropped an atrocious 11 Minute Freestyle a few days ago.

[@TAStormChasing]

Where did you get that sweatshirt? Commissary at Rikers?

[@brianbrungardt9759]

Best

[@ajom2184]

Omg I laughed so hard at this one. Hungover and irritated this morning and this just cured it.

[@thecampfire4877]

24:34 Lmao...i can picture this so clearly. "Calm down, calm down." Haha

[@ryvall_blu]

The "did that really happen" story made me laugh so fucking hard honestly

[@scottwood4569]

Episode 100 Bryan Callen. That’s the move!

[@cto6623]

Definately!

[@edburns584]

Or even better double guest Bryan callen and will sasso for a special tmp reunion

[@mattbob1995]

Bryan Callen isn't funny

[@lydiaallen2271]

I don't think I can relate to you more but then you do the bit on Fast and the Furious and I DIED because its sooo the truth

[@xmikex902x]

That Akon voice 😆😆😆

[@crusheen]

the best statement in this whole thing was when he was talking about the Geico commercial and he was about to change it and he was like "This was in 2004...when NOTHING was funny. So fucking true, and an astute observation.

[@braedonmasset4574]

Hilarious episode, however, Geico makes the FUNNIEST commercials

[@angeloberardi5834]

Jason Statham “Nawt Tiday” lmfao

[@xFatalxGrizzly]

He's so money hungry and funny, I love him.

[@jakobirobi2359]

You should have Bryan Callen and Will Sasso on for exactly ten minutes for the 100th episode.

[@Winter-Nine]

Is this craigslist ad at 48:59 describing Bobby Lee?

[@thaifighter6132]

he stay looking like he doesnt wanna be here and then by the end he looks sad to leave. i love this guy

[@FatherAxeKeeper]

I'm glad the 'Cuda art made its way back to the wall.

[@gawdareign]

Surprised van damme didn't say "I'll do eht"

[@weedallweek]

Gawdareign eh not today

[@mugshotmarley]

Van damme should come on as a guest. It wouldn't be ord at all

[@hepoppinthat7237]

S'early. S'dedicated. S'true baby.

[@n8bob302]

Y'glued to your keyboard every week to make the same comment? Change.

[@wes7949]

Ironic because this comment is eeeeeee s'cuda.

[@hepoppinthat7237]

Y'hater or something ?

[@Ironman829]

Bye

[@stormcorrosion176]

He poppin That yeah bro, s'haters all around us today

[@pwade4061]

The fact that Chris is talking about the Geico commercials and remember them prove they worked unfortunately

[@1617vll]

love how daddy is just strokin the eagle beak at 40:28

[@TheArcticLights]

Chris has become a real pro at saying SeatGeek!! almost turned into a Shari's Berries situation a couple episodes ago lmao

[@Robert-vq2od]

That intro beat is amazing

[@mikechecks5994]

“Abcde and e d fjhik I cant do it unless it’s in order” Hahaha im dying. Me either. Y cuda?

[@Sanaa337]

I see, I click IMMEDIATELY

[@Sanaa337]

How am I a cuda? Please enlighten me.

[@Stylofi]

In one BILLISECOND

[@thecampfire4877]

For a shoe guy, Chris has the worst taste in shoes...goddam

[@michaelkhan7012]

Love you Chris but to be honest Yeezy shoes are cuda, talk about self awareness

[@spaceRANGERR3]

Mikey Steel Colarusso - He’s said a few times that “everyone is a little bit cuda” and he’s cuda cuz he likes yeezys. But yeah v cuda.

[@michaelkhan7012]

@@spaceRANGERR3 you're correct just disappointed is all haha

[@joe99173122]

Someone finally said it. Thank you.

[@kadertader2804]

Just found Bryan Callen Live Podcast #2 w Chris, best of all time

[@jimmietwotime]

Congrats on 200k pops!

[@patrickshaw8538]

im crying laughing with the sound effect for google maps tooooooo funny chris

[@jjweaks452]

Chris you are selling that cash card advertisement the enthusiasm is just pouring out of you

[@bored2323]

I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico 🦎🦎🦎

[@seanwritesman4501]

the part about ludacris is so fucking true. god damn it dude. now that song is stuck in my head until the end of humanity.

[@CCerOss]

"You gonna take a piss?" "Not today!"

[@worthstroud7428]

6:20 seriously one of the most insane comedic points ever made I think.

[@aaronhaynes3776]

Yo. This is the first pod I seen where Chris cut it up. It was a mild edit, but it was during one of his ad comms!

[@benslaton7985]

So i started off on joe rogans podcast and found coco diaz and that was what i was on for awhile then i moved to tiger belly and theo vons podcast then i found this holy grail of quality comedy. Chris your absolutely fucking hilarious bro you have the only podcast i can put on and just let it ride and not get bored in 25 mins.

[@SeniorBiscuits]

I wanna see Chris and Bryan Callen do an episode

[@spiralout46n2]

Aidan Scott listen to the episodes of The Fighter and the Kid that have D’elia.

[@SeniorBiscuits]

spiralout46n2 watched multiple times haha

[@bmbm1]

"Who wrote this M Night Shyamalan? " KILLED ME

[@1691821]

This one is golden.

[@englishbeauty88]

in every intro to marketing class they explain that most companies will use annoying or confusing ads because it makes us remember the ad/company. So Geico is working haha

[@SweetMsAdventure]

Day 30 of my travels through the pod from in the beNINGing . 23:45 This Ludracris madness had me bawling 🤣🤣🤣 #RideOrDieBaby

[@terrickcrosby5924]

Good episode man. I'm personally a Samsung guy and love my S9 and loved my S8 but I have to say I'm on the same page with you; phones are so up to date nowadays but they cant figure out there shit with maps. Let's get em to fix there shit!

[@GlobalAwakening1111]

We laugh in unity! Yayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya

[@dangerdjk]

7:05 you guys recon he's talking about The Office?

[@heatherforte1787]

“Now THAT’S a Geico commercial” 😂😂😂😂

[@PhaTClips420]

Lmao i love that he is saying rudders when he means udders

[@axiomcombat]

48:40 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@djjayjay680]

fucking Pete Davidson's unaired paul walker chirp was amazing in that bieber roast

[@ScreenRealm]

If Apple Maps had a bitch...

[@Junyar]

I don't recommend drinking water while listening to 10:58 I almost choked LMAO

[@evanmalone6107]

This one is gold

[@drdeviant8365]

I agree with half hour specials, for what its worth

[@corpseposer4007]

Get it together babies!

[@hyprltblsm6123]

what kind of comedy is Nathan For You ? I always call it deadpan but it’s hilarious

[@sfuture08]

Transintional cuts to ads now? Y'fancy?

[@notmiketate]

had to pause it when he was doing the "not today" bit. too good

[@kaitlynherrera4764]

Thanks for making this this really made my day less shitty 😂

[@deni6943]

did you really ask Van Damme to be on your show? s'cute

[@alanisnotcool]

I enjoy listening to Chris read Ads

[@dmillec88]

Good call on the 30 min specials. Even the funniest hour stand up feels 20 min to long to me.

[@andrewwright1738]

Its Luda's chain restaurant concept yo. Pretty good marketing idea naming his album after it...

[@golden-sun]

I'm fucking dying 11:00...now that's a geico commercial

[@elaris153]

I need to somehow make your Akon impression my ringtone, ''Konvict music'' always makes me laugh ! :)

[@DL3bb1ng]

Smashed like before even clicking video

[@DasE30Cuz]

Fast & Furious 10: they drive into the sun and blow it up.

[@gnez6460]

I thought they were trying to go for that UNSOLVED MYSTERY voice

[@andy39999]

Anyone know where he got that jumper?

[@basalchunk]

clean jumper, where is it from?

[@Ryan-re7oj]

This podcast has made me realize I was a teenage cuda.

[@dardanm3544]

The one time I dont agree with Chris, those commercials are 100 times better than any we used to get lol

[@bigguwapbrixks187]

Them Craigslist ads killed me ! 😭😭😭

[@maulcs]

Damn, these are too good.

[@pearse4416]

10 Min Pod reunion w/ Theo for 100th episode????? The ultimate pod

[@l1tty3oii90]

Gawd i love this guy lol dunce lmaooo good shitt

[@DartagnanMagic]

"You in this cult or not?" LMFAO

[@scrilla2376]

I love the podcast yum!!