Congratulations Podcast w/ Chris D'Elia | EP88 - That Top Note

[@HunterLikesSoda]

Today my teacher said the word "Secure" and my inner baby thought she was saying the word "cure". Fucked me up for a second

[@whitenoise3447]

ur teacher? oh so ur really sebaby

[@empowermph]

eh, fvk school. these loans are a bitch. it's a racket. i make good money, yet i feel stuck. start making now somehow, while youre in school.

[@AlexGirda]

eh seh insecure

[@DFDBEAST]

Eh...... S'true

[@whitenoise3447]

@@likeasombooooodee da fukkkk chu sayin op s'baby baby literally in high school s'baby

[@realgrizzlycat]

Bukkake6times really is such a beautiful girl.

[@woahnico]

The ViKeen LMFAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO BUKKAKE6TIMES

[@StackRunItUp]

The ViKeen lilcocky 10dime

[@jvysvn]

Went from Tekashi to Tekooshi to Tekonchi hahahahahahahaha i love this man

[@newwave77]

Kerplachy set five

[@ilyafrolov7262]

Go birds

[@andrewchampy5222]

Fuck the Eagles.

[@Crownone05]

I lost it at Kerplanchy Set Five

[@joeseyeuh3786]

Every time i see the podcast uploaded, I get so many estackulations of amazement from the fractals of what human emotion layers are formed. Ya know?

[@CasualMorgan4]

^Best one so far

[@awalldance]

Yessss

[@MagnifyGaming]

Add Kawhi Leonard's laugh to your soundboard. Thanks in advance.

[@circa2008]

Itsjeffrocuz please don’t bite the Joe Budden Podcast aka i’ll name this podcast later

[@MagnifyGaming]

who tf knew Joe Budden does a podcast? Turn round aka guh-gunk.

[@andromedalasso]

Kerplatchy Sam-fine broke me somehow-I’m leaking tears. 🤣

[@AvengeUchiha]

I too wish kombucha tentimes would lighten up

[@woahnico]

AvengeUchiha LMAAAAOOOOOOO KOMBUCHATENTIMES

[@samsalamon8442]

This podcast is a 10.

[@B-RaDD]

This podcast is 69

[@JayWebbMusic1]

Chris I legit laugh my ass off every week when I watch this shit 😂😂😂 great stuff man. Can’t wait to come to a show

[@leopeepoo]

Wish that compuche stixnine can be happy. Keep the positive vibes.

[@MantaDodge]

life kind of sucks without your podcast every week lol. miss ya big time man i hope you come back sometime in 2021.

[@DDrrjj_j]

Surprise shawtyyyy

[@RyanDeGreg]

By the way the ice cream guy does that mouth thing 54 times

[@awalldance]

I got 52 so I'm happy I wasn't way off

[@adamz0037]

Aaron Wall how do we know you’re not right and he’s wrong tho?

[@thepugilist4379]

I got 52. First and only pass, though. Dude's smacking is like fingernails down chalkboards...

[@jesscoughtry8660]

hahaha thank you dude. I was scared i would have to do it.

[@robertpryor7225]

That's a 10! (C)

[@giopinzon1985]

I listened to this on the podcast app in between my classes and i legit was tearing in the library. You are my hero

[@tylerbriggans]

I was listening to this today and I HAD to come watch the video version to see his face do the Kawhii laugh. I was definitely not disappointed.

[@TheDuke4100]

oh man its literally been slaying me

[@awill891]

This is the only podcast I'll listen to first then come watch the vid and it feels all new again.

[@kitdarling]

I hope Kamboucha Hairline finds some joy in her life soon.

[@ynnebregnittik3253]

Kerpunchi Siptime, Kersquachi squeezelime, Yercampi Sleeptime.

[@danawhite8180]

Chris, please throw that Kawhi Leonard laugh on the soundboard ASAP

[@RAYMAKESMUSIC]

Yo. Chris , please keep thinking Tekanchi 69 is a female 😂

[@TranscendentMaster]

That isn't a chick?

[@tnywrs]

Shes just so weirdly hot

[@samstanfield2634]

I hope she finds a good man soon

[@savannahp6359]

I had to google and check. I was like "wait, what?" lmao

[@catmouth]

Carte Blanche 75, Why you so mad?

[@07coco]

Chris and Kawhi in the back of an uber. Chris saying jokes and Kawhi staring straight ahead laughing like a god damn robot.

[@forrestthroughdatrees]

Casually messing up her name differently every time he says it is hilarious 😂

[@paolo6336]

I come back to this episode often, right up there with Chocolate Croissant

[@Mr.MittensIII]

Chocolate Croissant is Hall of Fame level!

[@Boots67]

Not tryin to b rude brah, but every time ya start reading from ya ad paper I fass forward till yer done. So thanks ad’s for paying Chris, but y’get fass ford-ed

[@merrittorius]

S'true

[@alian7772]

S'mainly for the livestream useful I'd say. You know, cause you can't skip 'em then

[@mohameda4970]

@@alian7772 yeah but you can fuck off for like two mins and maybe rewind a lil bit

[@andrewchampy5222]

Everything that comes out of D'Elia's mouth is gold.

[@LeslieJeniece17]

Kombucha SitsPine is so brave for performing shirtless. She's not afraid to show her body

[@tyler9863]

Leslie Jeniece Very body-positive.

[@Nicephore]

Best podcast studio in the game.

[@rolfmeyermusic]

Literally spat my drink out when Chris did that awkward laugh

[@twrzenski]

The ice cream tester part😂😂😂

[@ether725]

"Karblonchen 75, why u so mad? Thats what I wanna kno man." lololol

[@EnjoyerofYoutube]

That bit about Kawhi Leonard's laugh though!!!! AHH AHH AHH

[@devinwilliams6747]

i think youd be an amazing SNL host

[@Adnezal]

devin williams SNL is a dying, humorless brand. The exact opposite of Demnlia.

[@erikbeltran5170]

Kuhplachi Samfine is gonna be the hottest Halloween costume of 2018 for sure!

[@JayWebbMusic1]

This shit has me WEAK LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

[@Addiroy44]

Someone show Chris the video h3h3 made on the ice cream guy, I think it’ll sum up his thoughts on it perfectly

[@613trapman5]

This is the one I recommend to people who have never seen the podcast!

[@Contractorhouseguy]

The takashi shit had me screaming. Fuckin love you dude

[@joshspaulding44]

Tecumseh 69 looks like he should be on my little pony

[@s.jackson4603]

Every time he's imitating a child “essecute“

[@UnderClassBoy]

I feel like the story about his mom telling him about three things and then reconnecting it to the icecream guy is the most underrated joke ever.

[@Mommabits]

My face hurts from laughing so hard, and I’m not even halfway in. 😂😂😂😂

[@paddymaboy88]

I’ve Watched every episode. This is definitely in the top 5.

[@shanerand]

The Kawhi bit had me dying after a long day of work thank you!

[@laurennnashh]

this podcast got me dying laughing the kawii part dude Chris you make my days so much better

[@Krow943]

Didnt click on any of these podcast videos until he upgraded the studio because now it looks nice. So it worked.

[@rachaeljordan2209]

I love that you're so well informed on hip hop Chris!😂😂😂

[@2HeatieAlpha]

Cumplachi six nine killed me lol

[@danno915]

Oh dude! from 25:23 to 25:28 I was laughing so fucking hard it was completely out of control! Good shit man

[@ernesto8290]

Chris you should invite Kawhi Leonard to a show so you can hear that beautiful laugh throughout.

[@socibrandon]

I listened to this podcast already and it’s still making me laugh again today.

[@EnjoyerofYoutube]

One of the funniest episodes yet. Well done, Chris.

[@stevencocky19]

dude the tekashi fuck ups were amaziinnnnggg

[@GrundZrPr]

Great Kawhi Leonard imitation, lmao! What a fun guy.

[@anaigabriel7359]

Dude. DUDE. Hilarious. I enjoy these so much.

[@tysonkent5101]

Best Pod OF THE YEAR

[@acemanhomer1]

"...is you stupid?" lmAO

[@Dr_Twatson]

7:26 that was lil Peep in a GQ video about explaining your tattoos.... Also, lil Skies said it in his song "Welcome to the Rodeo"

[@SleeperHonda]

You making fun of that dudes laugh had me dying in every universe! XD!!!

[@eliteviktor3]

Gary Oldman is a savage actor, the Churchill impression was spot on.

[@blakemcnabb348]

This Episode is so fucking funny I was laughing my ass off the entire time 😂

[@sekanto1]

what a fucking great podcast, learned lots of new stuff: That color haired girl is really angry for some reason and the baskeball player bot broke for a sec, truly amazing

[@mmustap3]

i waited all week for it

[@Diamondc4life]

that skeet skeet song is fire and funny af HAAH!!!!!

[@jgm9945]

Who's feeling spooky babies?

[@ubepewp]

The ending/outro song is sweet, how do I obtain said song to listen to

[@MRboss11]

25:20 Just get Adblock man, it's a free plugin for chrome

[@bostonsteve2889]

17:20 u had me dying at this part commence laughter! hahha

[@justinmeade6994]

Chris is getting that all white Starbucks takin out

[@aleahbug523]

Pronouncing HER name different every time. I. Love.

[@gludaisoperators]

Hey pops, what watch are you wearing?

[@ToothyBeej]

By far the best set design of all time, surprised it didn’t stick 🧑‍🦯

[@billiondollarparlay]

Absolutely lost it on this episode, hands down funniest ep to date

[@catmouth]

Is that ice cream taster imitating Callen eating from your hand after you allow him to open for you?

[@EnjoyerofYoutube]

87 episodes in 2 weeks!? That's over 6 episodes per day!! Insane.

[@SonyaMoon77]

I'm from San Antonio, so the Kawhi bit hits home! I love it!

[@RottenMal]

Hook

[@ghoulishcreators779]

”why you so mad lil’ lady?” BAAHAHAHAHAA

[@somedude439]

That back drop is on point

[@davidambra1573]

What’s up family I’m a new baby! How’s everybody doing. Just subbed on this podcast.

[@alexandergardner1349]

hhahahahahah fuck me i laughed so hard at the ice cream tasting, i started watching your poddys from ep 85 (when you got a refurb) and ive been laughing my ass off since, love ya stuff!

[@joshualee183]

i bought my tickets a couple months back for Atlanta. Still haven't received in the mail. Website says wait till a couple weeks before, before calling about concern. Any body else wait this long? Dont want to miss out!

[@yukmoutb5885]

That ice cream taster is the master of the "Fake chow" from Hall pass

[@mistaleesreversespeech7728]

Laughing hysterically at that robot impression.. unreal.

[@RayShmay]

Baby reporting for duty

[@Alex-wk5ic]

I stopped watching porn for this.

[@fargotua13]

I stopped watching Joe Rogan and Nikki Glaser live for this

[@mugshotmarley]

What u talkin bout, this is my porn. BRRRLBRBRBRLRB

[@P1ZDATO]

#gayming the system

[@julianaespezido-lewis4604]

Sounds like a reasonable decision. 😂

[@TrevorEst1994]

So original

[@r-o-b]

16:44: "Wash my hands of this."

[@owlnuggets-sirdevin]

Thanks so much for coming to Burlington, VT I just moved here from Boston, MA area and my bf and I had a great time. I was cry laughing for both your opener and your set. && I loved what you said right in the beginning that someone was looking at you like "holy shit it's really him!" cuz that was literally me LOL

[@aydendunaway4740]

Love your content

[@chief2717]

Tenkomchi 6 Nibens has a great mother daughter relationship.

[@sebp400]

the ice cream guy is the embodiment of the word "connoisseur".

[@chesternaire242]

Tekashi 69 sounds more like an RC car than an angry girl

[@Andeezy93]

temcanche sixnibins im DYINGGGGG

[@ebbawler333]

Every fucking time I watch I tell myself the new episode wont make me laugh harder than ever, and then it does.

[@eden2esthar]

All hail the dark lord Chris D'elia

[@Ironman829]

Carte Blonchin 75.... Lost it😂😂😂

[@abel90221]

Wow dude I've been waiting for the next podcast for so fucking long

[@pread7491]

I have notifications on, but it didn’t send one.... I’ve rechecked like 5 times and nothing in my notifications tab wtf

[@VADYCAN]

U seem very enthusiastic about the Cash app, I think I’ll download

[@DAVIE5179]

The eagle art piece in the background looks dope.

[@WAT3RCH1P]

Tecuda 69 👀

[@pylerterry966]

Sounded like an unironic grandpa when you said "the problem with these cellphone cameras."

[@kimaniwaiyaki1603]

Chris is my hero!!! 😂😂😂😂😂