Frank Jansen (384) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

[@skater4318]

The losing of the memory and getting it back and losing it and getting it back put me on the floor lmfaooooo 😂😂😂

[@TheRealGuusMcgoose]

that’s 100% what it’s like to talk to me 😭

[@Tytyyorkie]

Yoooooooooo!!!!! Frank Jansen had me cry laughing the 50+ times I’ve seen it 😂❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DanielMartinez-yw7yt]

Frank Jansen is so fucking funny man I wasn’t ready for that. Then I looks at the episode name and it’s the title 😂😂😂

[@djredline25]

Frank Jansen's gotta be the name of your next tour... Or next special ! Go head Calvin ! Lol

[@thedarkenergist]

Holy shit....the "Don't check on me if I'm writhing in pain" thing has happened to me so many times. I can't even explain how BR-Mad I get when I'm on the floor rolling around and someone goes "oh jeeze did you hurt yourself?" I thought I was the only one.

[@terrybird993]

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude one-hundred-per-cent!

[@chipdiesel9788]

Crazy to me that people do this, and then get mad when you tell them to piss off lol

[@Samoht324]

Uhhh yous roll around crying on the floor…..AS A MAN? Wow. That might be the definition of “S’Biiiitch”😂🤣

[@jbarnett59]

It's even worse when they just say, are you okay? 😂🤬🤬

[@1800cxllect]

100% ❤

[@sarahbellum6571]

Calvin is so cute for coming up with Frank Jansen 😂 The last few episodes of Congratulations have been on and popping, laugh out loud in the shower funny, please never stop this pod Chris it's been my comfort listen since ep one (OG baby here)

[@SirenOffspring]

My daughter would do something similar with naming. She chose "Heather Dennis". Laughed so hard at that😂

[@househeartbeats]

As a kid my brother and I used the name George Appleshin. Lmao

[@thecorrectoification]

​@@househeartbeats as a kid I used the name Herbert-Barnaby-Kilnthrop-Wilfred-Winfrey-Esquire 😂

[@TheRealGuusMcgoose]

@@thecorrectoificationesquire is the craziest part 😂

[@thecorrectoification]

​@@TheRealGuusMcgoose Herbert Barnaby Kilnthrop Wilfred Winfrey Esquire would own one of those old timey cars with giant wheel spokes and a front grill that looks like the front of a steam engine train with an inner carriage that has curtains on the inner windows. And he'd have a cane and the top of the cane would be something like a golden animal paw or an ivory snake head with ruby eyes. And he'd have a pocket watch with a hand carved design on the lid. And he would judge people based off of which brand of caviar they choose to eat.

[@ovr4kovr]

I love every time Chris is talking about his kids, and how great they are. All I can think about is his pre-kids specials when he didn't understand people talking about their kids all the time. I just think about the niece showing him the garden.

[@JonathanHassingerChannel]

Kids open a door in your brain you didn’t know was there. It’s life’s second act.

[@joelm6631]

I raised 3...it's all overrated...

[@idontknowyetwhoiam]

​@@joelm6631lmao

[@Dirt_Merchant]

Hey Chris, do you want an orange? 😂😂😂

[@publicalias8172]

@@joelm6631 ur just bad sorry to break it to ya pal, missed out

[@jaydubb23]

I need a shirt with every half ass quote chris says 😂

[@moossn9347]

Frank Jansen is the new John Doe

[@daddymcpapi7520]

or Chenk Smith?

[@thecorrectoification]

​@@daddymcpapi7520or Herbert-Barnaby-Kilnthrop-Wilfred-Winfrey-Esquire

[@TheRealGuusMcgoose]

i’m about to be a cop and i’m not gonna say john nor jane doe. imma say Frank Jansen

[@TheRealGuusMcgoose]

or Felicity Jensen

[@ZZH00LIGAN]

“Another day, another victory for the OG” Has to be permanently in the sound board! 😂😂😂

[@DeadStar8183]

Frank Jansen 😂😂😂😂

[@hannahbartlett.]

ngl I’m having an awesome day and this just took it up a notch love ya Chris

[@jakealexander8326]

Frank Jansen merch drop?

[@StefanBorglducky]

The Frank Janssen face and sitting sideways bits killed me :'D Awesome episode

[@mr.animation5259]

PLEASE GET THE LORD HAVE MERCY BIT ON THE SOUND BOARD

[@TheRealGuusMcgoose]

from full house ?

[@mr.animation5259]

@@TheRealGuusMcgoose from a few episodes ago, idk where it was from. It was some some monotone mf yell LORD HAVE MERCY

[@joegrover11]

If you’re in the passenger seat of your car - YOU BETTER BE HURT!

[@Delmiester]

Or have just gotten a DUI. Every time my lady is driving I just know everyone else on the road is judging and thinks I got a DUI.

[@TheRealGuusMcgoose]

@@Delmiesterbrother. too specific to be relatable. delete this lol

[@Delmiester]

@@TheRealGuusMcgoose it’s actually as vague as can be for the scenario. Lady driving = dude got a DUI

[@jpechh]

“It’s her car ya know… even though they are all mine” 😂😂

[@jofohollywood]

"Life is what happens when you're busy making plans" I think that's the Lennon quote...🦅

[@adamcharlesvlogs]

Babboon Rutter has me cryin

[@Westcoaststyling]

1:16 Yes, I had this thought back in 2019. I was raised in the PNW and I knew at some point I would like to live in a warmer climate and wondered if I was actually ever going to make the move. Well I moved to AZ in 2022 and was very happy I did. Life's different now

[@joshuaking5519]

How are you enjoying the 115 degree temps?

[@Westcoaststyling]

@@joshuaking5519 I love the dry heat, so 120+ degrees doesn't bother me and it's only for 4 months. The rest of the year is perfect. The hot weather isn't for everyone. I see it as a trade-off between 4 months of hot weather vs 9 months of grey & rain. I'll take the heat

[@jacobkirkham1742]

From the covington,wa area and going to move hopefully in november to live in arizona with my girlfriend! Very excited to leave the cold and to new beginnings! Happy it went well for you!

[@joshuaking5519]

I’m in Sacramento, but originally from Monterey. I think the Monterey weather ruined my tolerance for anything above or below 65° lol

[@Westcoaststyling]

@@jacobkirkham1742 Good luck on the move! There's a lot of us Washingtonians down here, you'll fit right in!

[@DD-sq3mr]

AN I NEEEEVEEERRRR FORRRRRGOOOOOT IIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@MapleBar777]

We need a Chank Smith & Frank Jansen collab.

[@googleedood9721]

I googled Frank Jansen. He's a Dutch Entertainer with an IMBD and IG page.

[@craigsteelx]

Lost it at “baboon rudder”

[@24kche]

Aw man. Bamboo Rutter is crazy. Lmao

[@mr.animation5259]

For real, surprised not more people are talking about it lol

[@jacobembry6709]

Another day, another victory for the og

[@yaak_]

Dude I got like 5 minutes into that TikTok doc and immediately hoped you'd discuss it The sad, somber bits juxtaposed by that goofy TikTok dancing had me in tears laughing. Truly thought it was a mockumentary like American Vandal or something

[@darinbauer3603]

I stopped this to finish the magnificent seven which I paused halfway. Yyyyueeeessssssss!

[@trishm142]

13:43 kids are FANTASTIC 😂

[@meetkat_millennium2678]

Kinkos is out of business? I’m not looking it up. Is this how I’m finding out? Yessssssss.

[@saltandpepper986]

The way I understood it was that Calvin thought the face you were making was an impression. I mean, an impression of someone or a character. Either way, Frank Jansen might be the name I use now in any situation where I need a name, either real or in humor. (“Every Tom, Dick, and Frank Jansen.”)

[@TheLilE1993]

45:16 the " ohhh " was a lil flamboyant lmao

[@AngelinaSkye1695]

We're the same age and forgetting shit too! YESSSS!

[@kalijuri]

Chris: STEM CELLS get 'em.

[@timaldridge84]

Frank Jansen is hilarious, my daughter named her 1st stuffed animal " door slap" haha dont worry shes getting fitted for a helmet soon

[@cc-sb1is]

hahaha wtf. "Doorslap" I LOVE IT

[@timaldridge84]

@cc-sb1is haha it's hard to top that, she's for sure the only human to have said that

[@robertflood3007]

A deep in the beans reference 👌🏼 Can we get a most fucked up instagram post of the week? Even better than missed connections.

[@camiiii31]

I love that Chris references the John Lennon quote SO OFTEN while never learning the actual quote

[@runagroundmusic]

Thought the shirt said “ass coalition” for 5 straight minutes..

[@noviadelosmuertos]

I ALWAYS look away if i see someone trip because I don’t want to embarrass them and I want the same respect

[@evaninboots]

8:00 I completely agree with you Chris. Even though its "kind" to rush over right away and ask if you're ok, that shit grinds my gears man.

[@rickygmo]

Do it in a scene where two women are talking yeesss dude ahahaha

[@SentientSandbox]

Life fuckin rips, ya know?

[@NickCat]

Frank Jansen!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@Nunya7211]

Dude, I said "thats why I hate the golden rule" and then Chris goes "and thats why I hate the golden rule" hahahaha

[@keowar]

I always thought I just had anger issues (I’m sure I do) but I also HAAAATE when someone talks to me while I’m in extreme pain 😂

[@shawnmkalish]

So glad you were able to remember! What a story….

[@approximateknowledge5577]

One of my favorite on-brand things that Chris does is have song lyrics as an inside joke and he gets the lyrics wrong- (of course we get the joke/references but committing to just getting is wrong is hilarious). The "Sitting Sidewayz" joke is a classic, please don't fix it. Also shout out to Paul Wall. That dude is aging really well.

[@twiztidtargaryen2611]

Was great meeting you in Des Moines!

[@michaelknapp3587]

Chris we have thr same humor and age 🤣 keep up the good work

[@Brianna9355]

Laughed so hard during this one I had tears 😂

[@nutellanebula]

Best podcast episode ever !!!!!!!

[@exnihilo207]

Frank Jansen X Chank Smith - WORLD TOUR

[@Benjamin.S.S.]

I got that beat. If I bonk my head, my wife comes along and says, "Don't do that or be careful. "... Instant RAGE! No kidding, don't hit my head??? Really???

[@SentientSandbox]

Exactly. Thanks for the advice after I hurt myself. Go away until I’m not hurt anymore…you’d think they would get it by now.

[@Benjamin.S.S.]

@@SentientSandbox Amen to that.

[@caid9758]

Hair is an easy 9.3 today Chris

[@magicxxrjxx536]

The Superman curl🤌🏾

[@SentientSandbox]

Easy now. Solid 7. Matt’s not here to check him.

[@morgangolightly3122]

@@SentientSandboxMatt’s hair looks like stir fried rice noodles ffs, it looks like he washes his fucking head in a deep fryer

[@bretbloom834]

The past few episodes of this podcast , lifeline, and the tour reports have had me dying laughing oh my god

[@encue2236]

Love this dude, funny af. That being said. What is this guys medication situation? A few circuits are shorting

[@SheaMRandazzo]

Yoooo!!! I live in Lafayette Louisiana which isn’t far from the town where the Tabasco plant is located and they have Tabasco in London?! That’s dope bro!

[@secretgardenhomestead3251]

Frank Jansen!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mommaspantrypodcast5486]

Up way to early, Yes, life rips !! Thank you Chris. Laughing is making me want to keep it moving. Thank ewwww!! Xxxooo

[@GKTorn.]

"Don't check on me" 🕵️ Sir, you have said, "don't you guys love me?" & walked out of a restaurant when no one checked on you after choking. Request denied, sir.

[@UnOfficialDTK]

Chris has to be one the best fathers I’ve ever seen. Giant respect points for that, we need more Dad’s like that🫡

[@SuperBrentendo89]

Come on, Chris. Fauci literally called himself “The Science” lol

[@WomenWearBigUglySquarePantsNow]

He's literally one of the most evil creeps to ever walk the Earth. He should have gotten life in prison the first time around.

[@TheMnsxd]

Imagine caring about this still.......saaaa DORK

[@WomenWearBigUglySquarePantsNow]

@@TheMnsxd Imagine not still caring about it ....Ssssss'ignorantb1tch.

[@connorwallace8576]

"Fauci doesn't look guilty" Lmao. How to say you didn't read The Real Anthony Fauci without saying you didn't read The Real Anthony Fauci

[@exactlyfrank]

So close to my name Frank Ransom 🤣

[@realtyrocker]

stopping the show in the middle of an episode is a genius idea

[@ianpayne6146]

Trump convicted…. Still gotta get Turkey 🦃 lol 😂 so much love ❤️

[@brianouellette4456]

Who is Frank Jansen ? 😂holy shit I just laughed so hard at 4am

[@ukemisan1416]

I can relate Chris, I'm 36 and I picked up my kid one day and it took my shoulder out for 3 months..... 😂🎉

[@Paul-cy9ej]

I find the shoulder injury and other health stuff, particularly as we get older, so relatable

[@hocuspocuswimsalabim3915]

Facts happened to me too hahahaha

[@Shurredz]

He’s raising an evil genius 😆

[@everythingmustgogarage]

“Trump got convicted, duesn’t matta.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣“Dr Fauci is just some guy you would see at a Barnes & Noble.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣All the politics you need to know. 👌🏼🤣

[@everythingmustgogarage]

36:00 “Flowbee Boy”

[@directedby-e]

Bro you need to use that random sound on your soundboard more 😂

[@bandobaby33]

Nother day nother victory for the ogs lolll

[@SLCclimber]

No joke I'm gonna try that middle-of-the-show thing

[@Jennifer-i3b9q]

100. Praying it works.

[@deangelobayley7079]

No 3year old should ever know the name Frank Jansen

[@cc-sb1is]

hahahaha

[@kalijuri]

that tiktok guy should have just said, 'hey, i'm a narcissist. can i ruin your life?' infatuated, obsessed? captivated? get outta here!

[@DefMetal688]

If the X Files decided to do 1 more season for some reason, Frank Jansen would definitely be in it 🤟

[@agtsmith6798]

I’m going to a party -I’m a little congested, totally stealing Chris’ “sick wit it” joke.

[@scrilla2376]

Dude you gotta watch Mayor of Kingstown with Jeremy Renner, it fucks!!!

[@mattdamon2419]

If you're just in the middle politically, doesn't that mean that you're too afraid to express any real opinions and are scared to express yourself one way or another in fear of offending people?

[@AliyahoZ]

I would pay top dollar to see that Chris slip 😂

[@toddellis7543]

Oh you don’t know Frank Janson 😮😂

[@googleedood9721]

I had to google him 😅

[@brianforgos3194]

😦 Frank Jansen! 😂😂😂😂❤

[@ChupacaBro81]

Juan Fyre plz have Chris watch the Winnebago man!! Like to get an answer babies!

[@ryanclaytor8214]

I miss the segmented time stamps

[@ASHsor]

24:32 I'm sure the song's bad too. 30:40 Here we go 🙄

[@vortigaunt7655]

Chris boy keep it up love it (you)

[@AngelinaSkye1695]

39:40 Beevo's dad? Also fucking HATE how cooking anything takes so long. Am I the only one who can't watch someone chopping shit without being worried they'll cut themselves cuz I don't want to see that?

[@CR_22]

Not everything deserves a documentary 💯

[@MrFeatheredSerpent]

It’s cockney innit?!

[@Jennifer-i3b9q]

When he started breaking down the drivers and passengers, I immediately thought about black leather jacket, brown leather jacket, brown hair, blonde hair. Anyone?

[@EvoBioChemical]

Absolutely hilarious

[@bugzy510_]

I go back to old episodes so much, before he had kids. That was when he was really firing on all syllables. 😂 this is just a 40+ fatherhood & family podcast now.

[@countslick2924]

Another day, another victowy for da OGs

[@SentientSandbox]

We found Calvin’s throwaway account…

[@kelvinbeverly9194]

come to singapore mang!

[@bettywatson7987]

"it takes Soo long" as if everything people don't enjoy, doesn't take forever. It doesn't take forever, you just don't want to do it. It's relative.

[@kyleturner3779]

Frank Jansen sounds like an old detective with a tan trench coat and says things with that old New York accent.

[@maynardtrendle820]

A real Shamus.

[@PS3rocks09]

Omg I love that British guy

[@ryanhastings4521]

I’m the same way! Do not talk to me if I’m in pain.