Yeah-Bombing | Ep. 134 - Lifeline

[@SupergoodStudios]

Dec 5 LIFELINE LIVE podcast taping in Oxnard, CA www.ticketweb.com/event/lifeline-live-with-chris-and-oxnard-levity-live-tickets/13908083?pl=oxnardlevity NEW merch drop!: lifelinemerch.com

[@coachcolin]

Matt shows up to the studio after a rave EVERY TIME!

[@jwjitsu]

Only to then rant. S'ironiiiccccc...

[@baddcheeta.]

Hahahahah

[@aknv_]

LOL

[@thecarter912]

When I tell you I’m hungover every Sunday and need this podcast, I mean it.

[@jwjitsu]

Ya know what? I believe you.

[@rustcohle7658]

Wait a minute. Am I you??

[@manuelpulla532]

Splif, coffee type of Sunday 🤲🏽

[@thepeach4638]

I am also an alcoholic

[@Jaxonflaxonwaxon]

S’alcoholic

[@bobbynojoke76]

“i can see what theyre doing here” when he hears music he doesnt like is freaking hilarious 🤣

[@josephdavis2695]

This episode straight up unshackled me from my own mind.

[@Jennifer-i3b9q]

the main reason i listen eeeeyesssss dude!

[@Downs-Indroam]

You lost your mind?!?!?!? Do you need help finding it? I have a cousin that is a private detective if you are near Estonia? 🇪🇪

[@Saserino]

6:00 “I think about things that come into my head” a robotttttttttttt 😂😂😂 (in chris’ voice)

[@Isvvx]

Chris GPT

[@yansmith9562]

​@Isvvx good one😂

[@loganreacts1794]

anyone else feel like lifeline has been firing on all cylinders recently? 💥

[@rplgrime8006]

"You just care about the fake cartoon tater tots that you look at when you yank-a-dank when you're typing in prompts on your computer." - Vote Matt D'Elia 2024

[@moossn9347]

That sentence has never been uttered before in the history of humanity.

[@mattdelia]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[@irreverentium]

The editing is getting interesting, the zoom in on "I have therapy"😂 and other little things adds without being too much, eh s'nice !🎉

[@spencerbnoble2953]

"Whoops, I scooped it up" needs merch

[@AndyTheMartian-626]

For someone who doesn't listen to music chris has a lot of songs memorized

[@JamesScrote]

He also knows a ton about baseball for a person who doesn't watch the sport

[@UnOfficialDTK]

Suspicious isn’t it🤔

[@SeajaySeejay]

I'nit!

[@publub1142]

I also don't listen to music but I have a lot of songs memorized. He even admits he does sometimes listen to music. He just doesn't do it the way most people do. I might listen to 10 minutes of music a week. My girl has hours. That's what he means

[@loyreyenas7478]

Songs are everywhere, always on social media, around irl asw. If you have friends who listen to music asw you'll hear loads. Don't think hes lying tbh

[@144SLRP]

Today is my birthday!! Yay! New lifeline episode! Bing bong bing bong boo-yah boo-yah, Aaaannd boo-yah! TLLLL! Hehe!! 😉

[@jwjitsu]

Happy Birthday in the comments!!! 🎉

[@ribbon508]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOBBY LEE 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉BOBBY LEE? YUR A SCORPIO?♏️ 😮

[@Jennifer-i3b9q]

HBD!!!!

[@Downs-Indroam]

Happy birthday

[@JIMDEZWAV]

Happy birthday from OZ maaate 😃🍻

[@Decenxy]

I love it when chris yells

[@jacobwesr3059]

Cream stone ice cone is my favorite thing Chris has said

[@dizzl5]

Same, laughed so hard!

[@StefanBorglducky]

Ca 38:00 from "orchestring an orgy" to a few seconds later "wrong voice!", Chris just had me leaning backwards laughing towards the roof in the supermarket 😂😂 Fire episode, thank you guys

[@Xpzilla]

"Ca"?

[@StefanBorglducky]

@Xpzilla as in "circa", like around that minute because it was several things in a short time that sent me

[@Xpzilla]

Nice I learned a new thing fuck yeahh dude

[@StefanBorglducky]

Chris' reaction to "Yeah bombing" like Matt's been reading something 🤣😂

[@TheElitekitty]

I like hat Chris, but it makes him look 16. Youngest man alive.

[@Jukelikesgames]

I like hat, s’foreign

[@iliketurtles8918]

So judgemental!!!!

[@jwjitsu]

Unusually broad shoulders for such a youthful looking man. Like the White Cliffs of Dover when they were 44 years old.

[@NickjMis]

@@Jukelikesgames did the same thing while reading it😂

[@Sam-q7j4g]

He looks his age but went to the skate park at 16 and never left

[@dtol1998]

“A bank robber” got me good 🤣🤣

[@kathyquintero5396]

Matt is soooo on point about hitting on women and of course Chris brings the funny! Great episode so funny

[@LB_Munster]

47:50 😂 I love how he acts stories out and you know EXACTLY what’s going on.

[@sethzeiset960]

I'm only halfway through and this is already the best episode of Lifeline.

[@mattdelia]

🤙🏼

[@WarhammerFansZ]

56:55 - It must look like Gandalf 😂😂😂

[@MarayaGavin5839]

I’m finally caught up…watched every single episode from episode 1 lol I love it here 🫶🏾❤️

[@mattdelia]

Hell yeah!!!

[@shawntoussaint_Loans]

47:48 their parents watch every episode, ya know? 😂

[@zenorabbit439]

Matt shows up to the studio after waking up in a 1993 Astro van in the back alley

[@coreystewart3204]

Totally agree. Gyms off limits 🤙🏻 unless she initiates it. Until then just focus on the gains 🤙🏻

[@jpjmk]

Couple years is CRAZY Matt!

[@Jennifer-i3b9q]

who wants to edit a compliation of every time chris plays dead

[@chaimrudolph579]

The title of this ep should be "Phill Buster"!!!

[@UnOfficialDTK]

Bob E. Pins

[@mattdelia]

Oh that’s true damn. We messed up.

[@rondoespsych5901]

Chris "Ahguhgagoffee onthawayer."

[@jesperhalvarsson801]

Yeah, this is the best one so far. I laughed so hard i panicked and ran to the police station?

[@GreazyFCrazy]

Scoops I did it again

[@Decenxy]

That is in fucking fact the hardest I’ve ever laughed 38:09

[@brendan7258]

One of my favourite shows on the internet. Devastated we missed the start.

[@SilencedLamb69]

The teeth question was actually kinda shocking if true. Scabs and cant walk properly for a week? Why would you even let that happen?

[@ChildishGambeaner]

Just sounded like a kid trying to be funny

[@adri_rck]

44:30 😂😂 "We do NOT! In this house we do not bite"

[@racheller8753]

33:15 We need the pickup lines the guy was asking for advice on what to say!!❤❤❤

[@cameronpaisley9183]

39:00 - easier/quicker than using a video compressor or uploading to instagram stories, etc, just go into camera settings on your phone and select the option to record your videos in 720p instead of 1080/4K

[@Sam-q7j4g]

I use to get tuna on white all the time at subway

[@dsanchez1616]

“You’re being racist with my noises” 😂😂😂

[@katiedub1228]

At 7:56 Chris never looked better 🤩

[@Jennifer-i3b9q]

"there's something about him"

[@AngelinaSkye1695]

Is it just me or is Chris just describing a Coach Hines Mad TV Skit at 37:44. He worked at an ice cream shop and had to sing when he got a tip from Bobby Lee.

[@ProductAlert]

Stone Cold Steve Austin screams Italy 😂

[@gutterbutter009]

Breakup girl from Orlando - in Florida the law is Joint and Several Liability. Legally he owes the full rent until the remainder of the lease.

[@jimmymartin332]

I wanna leave with a sandwich with two things, tuna, and bread!

[@chipdiesel9788]

I get kind of plain orders pretty often, the subway one hit it right on the head, people act soooooo weird about a plain sandwich its insane

[@jakethesnake4971]

Matt I'm with you 100% about getting mad when I have to repeat myself. What's that all about bro why do we get mad about it? Lol

[@nickantonino]

this is a top 3 podcast in the world.

[@Albo-bot]

Long time listener, first time watcher: 40:00 - does Matt always do the crab hands when he is making a point?

[@mattdelia]

I hope not!

[@AshtynBrooks-b1l]

I neeeeed this every week when it comes 😅🥲

[@ukemisan1416]

Chris, you figured out the hat. Backwards is the move. ❤

[@memiano440]

I feel Subway girl’s pain - I always get shit for getting just chicken and rice in my chipotle burrito. Just gotta own it. Also, is Chris wearing a Periphery shirt?

[@An93la.]

49:38 😮 I've said "droove" for drove before 😂😂

[@marysue3164]

The ongoing unresolved amount of "yeahs" that chris says and how problematic it is for Matt is hilarious.

[@Nikolai_Ricardo]

Matt explaining to his brother who Otto von Bismarck is, while Chris is actually wearing his very helmet

[@michaeldaniels8446]

Chris was right that’s exactly what he said.

[@PowerzZz]

love relaxing & watching these

[@foxbelly]

this podcast gets me through life

[@shawntoussaint_Loans]

50:59 I mean, the worst question

[@Cactuscoolhair]

Hater

[@DominicDuronio]

Chris is feeling that magic mind lmao

[@friendzonekj]

28:07 the most “gonna kick my ass” moment there has ever been on the show. Don’t know how Matt didn’t call it

[@bellefleur6300]

❤ Whatever mood Chris was in that day

[@gutterbutter009]

No girl wants to be hit on in any of those places that guy mentioned.

[@slimjadeyyy]

“A fucking ice cream parlor” lolll mattt

[@Viknlaos]

Can someone please tell me the episode where they are arguing about the fact that they knew something before the other one did, and it eventually ended up with one of them saying: "I knew it in grandpa Bam's balls"? That shit killed me and i want to re-hear it. 😂

[@Singtothetrees]

Matt your hat makes me think of Ocean spray and that’s okay!

[@kadelu1137]

Great sandwich advice from Matt 💯

[@taylorclark5263]

The orgasm while running to the car and crashing 😂😂 hilarious

[@lkhan11]

sick innit

[@jessikahx3]

i have a feeling this is gonna be a good one

[@spencerbnoble2953]

Chris looks dope af with a hat!

[@milesdorst7120]

31:15 isn’t that amazin’?

[@isaacrayburn969]

😂😂😂 bro I was watching this like an hour ago put it on pause came back was looking at the comments read your as this was going down lmao that would have been the perfect time for the little sound but😂 hilarious

[@marcushudak]

I think Matt is trying to say TITorials, right?! Mo betta

[@KL42596]

Th’best internet show 🤙

[@trishm142]

37:18 dying 🤣😭🤣😭

[@ryanbyerly3308]

42:34, you're welcome

[@Wesley-Insley-Comedy]

Hip hip - on an island on his chin - by weezer

[@jordanheimer774]

Time to get up

[@SilencedLamb69]

Off*

[@Spiritbomb88]

​@@SilencedLamb69ayooo

[@Downs-Indroam]

I love Matt's hat today. Even though Chris is wearing it 😅

[@eviecroft8371]

Chris looks great in a hat

[@thecarter912]

28:07 lmfao this me fr

[@Downs-Indroam]

28:10 How in the world did they switch who is wearing a hat without me even noticing???

[@LucoMcc]

Chris I really want you to know that I really liked the robot friend date idea. Shits great. Don’t let anyone tell ya diffy 👌🏼

[@_laupow12]

Been reading so many self help books 🤣

[@MrsGriz]

Chris yelling elates me

[@ImChrlsy0]

For the Tuna sandwich lady… just order ahead online and pick it up when you gets there?? So easy

[@Cactuscoolhair]

It’s on a naval base so I can’t :/

[@trishm142]

39:15 I agree with Chris!!! 😂 💯

[@allshoulders9624]

Haven’t checked in on Chris in a few years. Still alive I see.

[@Colonelguuber]

37:00 Uhohoh you got icecream 🔥 🪨 Uhohoh you got icecream 🔥 🪨

[@susanleal7910]

Love you guys ❤

[@VegoHarrisTV]

Should of named this episode “Shackles Of The Mind”

[@afonsosalgado578]

new denim shirt Matt! we like it

[@aristocamm6574]

I wish you guys would look at these comments. This is how I think you should do a lot of them if it even matters. For the ones that you definitely want follow-ups of let them know that you really want the follow up and tell them how you should do certain things and have them follow up. Literally that’s it.

[@BenjiVerdu]

25:30 Donnie Walhburg's kid

[@haleygonzalez4650]

Great hair day for both of yall 😊

[@evanmackey2982]

Chris looks like the ship captain for the USS Chill

[@Saserino]

38:13 he asked what chris said

[@WildYelectric]

Chris looks extra young in this episode

[@-rsse-2417]

"do you trim your dugout?" oh my god

[@nicosuave1200]

“You’re being racist with my noises”