The Fabric of Me (200!!! ft. Bill D'Elia) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

[@SupergoodStudios]

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[@hungryartist7912]

i’m here

[@august6389]

I was thinking you might have Matt on. this is a great surprise!

[@BIGKILLAJ]

Now that you and Bryan are uncancelled BRING BACK TMP

[@jacewhite9866]

Dad correcting grammar… Sssso Dad

[@jacewhite9866]

Does ur dad say ..” no, you’re not listening” ?? Damn, I gotta call my dad… thanks Chris

[@gracejenson]

Bill's vagueness = Chris needing to know every detail on things.

[@CAAndyist]

His light interrogations for details still get him nothing 😂🤣

[@TheBrywren]

So true

[@andresao6109]

I am like chris and I can say having a conversation with someone like bill is anoying af

[@subhranshudas8862]

Chris: Why do you.. Bill (interrupting him): Ok, because I was drinking tea.

[@munsieman]

lmao that sums up everything

[@RicardoSegarra]

This genuinely feels like we are watching two Chris’s from a different timeline talk to each other. 😂

[@yourenotthatguypal99]

we are! 😂

[@Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye]

I CANNOT UNSEE THIS

[@mackelodeon1974]

Bill looks like he’s constantly thinking about calamari

[@august6389]

Bill is stronger because he eats more meat pieces than young students Chris and Matt

[@johnalitesbaseballbat8509]

He looks like he’s at the grocery store but forgot why he’s there.

[@pimphomieo23]

Why you double dip Bill? Makes chris so mad haha

[@itsfierte]

rotfllllll ayo why tf does this make sense 😂😂

[@Itsreekoh]

Lmaoooooo

[@wideboi5179]

Chris' philosophy about life: Hyper meticulous about everything. Bill's philosophy about life: Yeah, who gives a fuck.

[@_thepoet68]

Same

[@pyrahh]

This is the answer to Chris' question to his father about why he doesn't fidget - he doesn't give a fuck and just takes it as it comes.

[@jackbicknell4711]

Bill is meticulous about not giving a fuck. Now that's some meta-shit right there

[@Th3oSK]

Chris’ dad is like the Reverse Chris - Christonite

[@Urboiframez]

5:54 is a great example of that lol

[@Humblemumble7]

That's genius!

[@AntoniousRex]

Basically every Dad ever lol

[@_ruddegar]

yea good point. My dad is the anti me and my son is exactly like my dad. My grandfather is also more similar to myself then my dad.... weird generation skipping BS possibly?

[@ole_limberlegs]

Dad jokes in tribute to a dad episode. Good on ya

[@hettel_visual]

Chris's dad is a master troll, and Chris takes the bait every time 😂

[@Mmargo1017]

That is so true! I love their relationship. 😂

[@yourenotthatguypal99]

@@Mmargo1017 so true bro haha

[@connora9504]

Fathering on all syllables

[@thesch0fieldkid]

Great line, wish I would’ve thought of that hahah

[@TrentonRobertson]

Firing*

[@lokipotato9822]

Underrated comment 😂

[@jackobey2815]

yyyyyyYYYYYYEEEEEEESS DOOD

[@BradyMartinOfficial]

@@TrentonRobertson no.

[@lunchroomballer]

I like how there were three cameras but they only used one

[@deanmoriarty6015]

hope it stays that way because the use of 3 cameras going back and forth sounds absolutely asinine

[@malachijanzen2528]

@@deanmoriarty6015 but they’re using micro phones

[@MtMeadow]

You can tell Chris cares what his dad thinks. He took care to get three cameras to impress his dad. Then his feelings were hurt when his dad said it took them a long time to set up. Chris wants a dad who cares.

[@dukeraoul6090]

When our cult leader shows up with his cult leader

[@_ruddegar]

lmfao

[@abellem98]

Bill: “I don’t love coffee, I like it” Bill: “as we have all established I love coffee”

[@nattymaclive]

That was shots fired and Chris missed it!

[@kelleytartaro7712]

I was waiting for Chris to call him out on that

[@BlueJaybeeBird]

I was waiting for Chris to jump right on that.

[@Greazy__E]

Bill has been trolling Chris for 40 years. Makes sense why he’s the way he is 😂😂

[@jordanbest3969]

Everything about Chris makes sense now. Everything.

[@mikesavi5081]

Chris’s nitpicking vs Bill’s “who cares?!” is hilarious. It’s cool to meet Bill. Good episode.

[@JLebowski91]

GREAT episode. I really enjoy seeing Delia compared to his fam. But also Bill is just a cool dude. Chris called him old James Bond. I think that was fuckin perfect.

[@antonenb]

Never really had a dad. Gonna be honest this podcast made me kinda emotional. Beautiful stuff.

[@ericadame1969]

“Like tighten it dude, you’re a person” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@StackRunItUp]

That got me too 😭 idk why

[@8195229]

@@StackRunItUp you got a timestamp on that?

[@ziggy-mydawg]

Killed me

[@scottgooding9935]

I laughed so fucking hard at that 🤣

[@brandonwilson9614]

I’m glad I’m not the only one this got 🤣🤣

[@danielstudart2062]

Chris's dad is like a James Bond villain but with really small non criminal plots and plans.

[@tglad20]

Bruh Bill looking like Chris just stepped out of a time machine

[@mdaveyphoto]

The difference in nose sizes is absolutely nuts the more you compare them.

[@hadesmusic1175]

Ime machine

[@mags3349]

@@mdaveyphoto please explain … i also found myself comparing their noses but I didn’t get anywhere 😆 cheers.

[@conaldmullen833]

Bill, Matt and Chris all together for a 2 hour pod arguing, splitting hairs and correcting each other would be epic

[@cohnjena1615]

"The wifey episode" would be great to see sometime down the road. Answering relationship questions and meeting another member of the silly goose family.

[@SammyAlashwal]

That would be too epic

[@jamesd1586]

Would love to see this

[@EastsideDonkey]

Episode 250

[@kyleturner3779]

Then a Calvin episode once he’s old enough to talk and say silly shit 😂

[@Welcome-oj4qs]

Take it easy

[@ZenoSama_]

“You can’t say that to an Alien” “Why not we’re just making this shit up”

[@B-RaDD]

😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@johnscammell8941]

That was m’favorite

[@alexisnaranjo]

He should have said, chris its improv my baby. HIT THE RENNER BUTTON

[@brentnuttall3559]

I love how easily his dad navigates and dismantels Chris's interrogations, and finds a way to turn it around where Chris is on the losing side of the convos. I feel like no one else has that ability

[@youtubedrifter5594]

Yeah that's kind of what dad's do 😂

[@gman3520]

Bill has been dealin with his shit for a loooong time.

[@eliza448]

No one else... you’re so right 👌🏼

[@only_begotten_son2738]

Yea...its his dad!

[@ho0t0w1]

Alphaaaa

[@gabrieldominguez4891]

Chris should have been a chef, his general OCD & awareness of calamari-to-sauce ratios, combined with his Gordon Ramsay-esque slam abilities, he would have been a culinary master.

[@claudiapacheco9890]

It feels like Chris is the crazy old man and Bill is the level-headed, sane younger son. Roles reversed

[@liamturner-beauchamp1570]

lmaooo so true

[@brittaniebetch]

When talking about being an optimist and Chris seriously says “I don’t knoww…. if I am. I don’t think I am…. I don’t know if I am or not” I literally laughed out loud LMAO Chris we love you but you are a professional pessimist

[@Johnathandoee]

AHAHHAHA THAT was fucking hilarious !! 😂😂😂 but what’s your stance on him fucking children though?? 🤮🤮🤮

[@TheMickel111]

@@Johnathandoee the rumors that he wasn't convicted of?😂😂

[@KM-ts6co]

@@Johnathandoee buddy. Get a life

[@ronanlenehan9059]

This episode is so damn specific it’s hilarious, feels like I’m watching a murder trial 😂😂

[@sammyr.1284]

😂 imagine thanksgiving dinner 🤕🥴😵‍💫

[@DaveandKate]

“I wouldn’t tell an Alien that baseball is like football…”

[@mraymond3766]

Bill: “I don’t love coffee, I like it” …20 minutes later “As we’ve already established, I love coffee”

[@528grave]

lol i caught that

[@peakperformance8960]

Can’t believe Chris missed that lol I was wondering if anyone else caught that

[@reopeda]

I noticed that too! Does he know he contradicted himself or no!? Chris didn’t even notice..🤨

[@VanGoHAF]

i think he did that to trigger him and Chris missed it. i was very surprised he didn't pick that up...or he really is just accidently a troll

[@brandonfimbres23]

Immediately thought this in the beginning!

[@omarmac1]

1:00:30 i woud have pause my dad and say need it it ......why the second it. 🤣

[@connorbreuche]

Chris: “we’ve never had 2 chairs behind here honestly” Chris’s dad: “got it “

[@cj32pull2]

Bruh that was s’funny 😂 💀

[@Jakem763]

It’s so funny how Chris genuinely cannot understand how people don’t care about every single exact thing they do all the time day to day, he’s always so genuinely mad at the small things and it’s just so fucking funny too me

[@Julia0R]

It's the OCD 🙃

[@James-ip5gz]

At first I thought Chris was exaggerating the stories of Bill for comedic effect but now I think Chris actually has OCD because this entire episode was about small, completely irrelevant things that bother him

[@tiagocaseiro]

Bill answers questions like he’s under oath 🤐

[@RichRetr0]

Every comedian should do at least one podcast with their Dad, this was hilarious

[@grannydeez13]

Theo Von

[@dr.school873]

*Chris says anything to his dad* Chris’s dad: “ok.”

[@shayne666]

Bill has been fucking with chris since he was born and chris still isn't aware that he is... I love it! bill has to have a bit of Irish in him he is an absolute wind up artist. My favourite episode 🙌

[@ronpablo4811]

22 minutes in… they’ve discussed nothing but I have not stopped laughing

[@populousmass]

Summation of this relationship: Chris is pedantic and Bill is a master of exploiting it.

[@VanGoHAF]

pulled out the dictionary for the perfect word to describe chris XD

[@Hello-qd3uy]

@@VanGoHAF Pedantic is such a common word

[@brittttttttttt27]

@@Hello-qd3uy can you use it in a sentence?

[@Hello-qd3uy]

@@brittttttttttt27 You are being pedantic

[@dropdeadalina]

You can tell Chris' dad is having a silly goose time every second

[@Lock9band]

When Chris called his dad a Cuda I shit myself

[@ConorAGray]

This is just Chris bullying his dad for over an hour 😂😂

[@hillybay8618]

Aaaaand I love iiiiiit

[@jorgepadilla9945]

“Soooo annoying dude!!!”

[@ConorAGray]

@@jorgepadilla9945 we're making friends in the comments like our cult leader told us too

[@j.a.r.family2576]

I appreciate that Chris can be himself and cuss and his father doesn't judge him for it. Most parents would think he should not do this or that so much. It's refreshing.

[@zackjacobson1987]

At least for me, as long there's not toddlers around and it's in humor, it's almost hard to even catch swearing. Me and my grandad had a conversation once where we both started swearing and didn't been realize until halfway through lol.

[@beautifulsurprise9424]

@@zackjacobson1987 lol. I have no idea why I love that story so much. I guess because in my family children never swear around their parents even when the children are adults with children of their own and the parents swear themselves. It’s one of those dumb family things to me.

[@chileanmarxist]

9:17 bill laughs and you realize chris has his dad's laugh.

[@sammyr.1284]

So hard, that part I was like oh Chris laughs like dad only exaggerated like everything else Chris does 😂

[@brittaniebetch]

Omg identical lmao

[@salomonmontalvojr.7958]

LMAO! Exact same laugh! Awesome 👨‍👦👏🏽👏🏽

[@VanGoHAF]

wow thats crazy hhahaha

[@marysue3164]

"So don't you think that's disrespectful" made me laugh. Already started and I'm already laughing. I was having such a boring night recovering from a head injury, this is reviving me

[@connorbreuche]

Chris: “you know what it’s like” ? Chris’s dad: “….no”

[@awesomejohnson66gaming69]

“No, and it is like that”

[@vilebuddha883]

😂😂😂

[@Bielocke]

That killed me

[@otisguy7173]

"First of all, you're wrong. And second of all, it was not a cuda thing." 😂😂😂😂

[@ProperChaos]

Dads a gem, this a special episode you’ll never forget

[@stiltz86]

chris's dad watching every episode of congratulations is like him coming to every little league game. I'm now also chris's father and i'm proud of ya sport

[@SulliGames]

"Why does it take you this long to get it together?" Chris slammed by his own dad.

[@kyletaylor3860]

@Daniel W Could have gotten one of the specials, but no he wanted the good ol GRAND SLAM

[@shdbhdhdbd206]

chris's dad said, "jordan with the slam!"

[@teotwawki00]

William/Billy is now a LEGEND. He has surpassed Chris in the cool department. Sorry Chris but maybe in 30 years you'll catch up. Love to you and the family. 😎👍 I vote for Papa D'elia as Permanent Co-host...

[@JakeTripleCork]

Chris’s dad is the definition of LIFE RIPPING

[@_Triangularity]

Chris getting slammed for 1 hour and 4 minutes

[@AProudDad]

Still watching, but this has been awesome. You were on the first time I went to laugh factory, I told you on Instagram it'd been the hardest I've ever laughed (your new special changed that) and you responded and you were really cool. My entire family loves your humor and your content in general. You mentioned "things went to shit" and obviously I know what you mean. But I want to let you know you've helped me out during some of the darkest times of my life. I know you've done that for MANY people. I'm sincerely sorry things got hard for you (no one is perfect), but you have such a dope life and awesome family. SO many people love you. And you're not just funny, you're a good man. I hope you read this and it makes you a little happier man, truly. Please remember during your depressive moments that you've made a lot of lives MUCH more fun and full of joy. Thank you so much for being you. 🤟🏻

[@alexravella7849]

100% agree 💜

[@Smokeyxz]

Yep!

[@psychedelicgem]

S'true

[@cpiece2450]

Chris D'Elia debates his dad for an hour lmao this was gold.

[@gracejenson]

A minute in and I am dying that Bill wants to press all the buttons 🤣

[@caseysutherland]

I am so envious of this relationship ❤️. Best episode yet.

[@dc8362]

“But you are gonna f*** your kid up” - Bill Actually dying😂😂😂

[@josephacostamusic]

32:53 is the moment i paused the video, laughed and realized that his Dad has been fkn with him his whole life and that is why Chris is the way he is. LOL

[@RichardBloomerPMT]

Chris having a giant blue folder like he's in 6th Grade and nobody absolutely slamming him about it? Come on babies. Come on Bill. Life ripsssss.

[@lionheartrich3387]

Hahahaha!!! oh Richard! Thanks 😊 for this!! Eeyyyyyyeeeaaass!!!!

[@QuantumFeldspar]

@@lionheartrich3387 what

[@Unz360]

Lol that's what I was thinking.. he actually has a folder with notes in it, the most ridiculous notes too.

[@zarp89]

imagine a podcast with Chris, Bill and Matt? Internet broken.

[@jojotravelsalot]

Yes! Would literally be a dream

[@HollerAtcherBoi]

The 3 D’Elias

[@Johnathandoee]

He should do a podcast with all the children he’s met up with off Instagram and Twitter 🔥🔥🔥

[@tracewillman9070]

Chris acts like he has the quirkiest dad ever but he’s just normal😂

[@brunomillalaf8553]

So true 😂😂

[@MaxwellScherer]

Exactly what i was thinking

[@patrickdonofrio3082]

That’s what makes Chris great. His perception of the world is that EVERYONE else is odd-not himself.

[@stanna23]

Wait until he tells you no… I lost it. Your dads awesome!

[@Cultofderek]

Having listened to this…I fully understand Chris’s frustrations about wtf his family is saying

[@ryanhastings4521]

Never have I wished for another hour of this more than I do now.

[@Josh-st6pu]

I side with his dad on mostly everything

[@DaveandKate]

“You know what it’s like?” “No.” “… yeah - I know, No”

[@heavymeadowdetective192]

Bill coming in hot with the Renner button. Definitely younger than Bryan Callen.

[@krzysztofskowronski6549]

You and your dad are the best duo I have ever seen. I’m literally crying.

[@sammyr.1284]

Idk how it’s possible for a dad to be more cool than his son but here’s proof. Absolutely, 100% chill. He doesn’t give a shit. He’s so fkg smart too. Also, twins 👨🏻👨🏼

[@mintnutty]

“What’s it like having a kid?” “Let’s go make one.”

[@VanGoHAF]

bruh xD

[@poesaste]

'Let's go to a game', the non answer answer kills Chris. 🤣

[@BlueJaybeeBird]

How is Chris' mom not absolutely insane by now dealing with these two? Great hair runs in the family. XO

[@Tragz]

Chris has the most intense OCD i've ever seen.

[@yeehawpartner]

it was very flared up this episode 💀

[@kavoovak6646]

Love your profil pic

[@splatzmania]

@@yeehawpartner how? What do people with ocd do

[@ho0t0w1]

@@splatzmania ... This

[@nattymaclive]

On the spectrum?

[@feebaby88]

The amount of joy that Bill gets out of trolling Chris is so satisfying 🤣

[@Vekenstein]

Bill looks like Chris but acts like Matt 🤣

[@ThrashPolice]

yeah

[@Chris-Topherr]

“So in a way you don’t know who you are is what you’re admitting?” Lmao

[@andrewtruex]

"Like tighten it dude - you're a person" made me absolutely lose it

[@Josh-og9lp]

can you give me a time stamp? I watched during work and I may have missed it

[@blakehaggard-coversextras-2762]

@@Josh-og9lp 4:48

[@elisehansenhawkins9455]

Ditto

[@teiece7890]

Bill seems like such a sweetheart. So gentle and supportive.

[@danielstudart2062]

Immediately Chris's dad is Ssssss'Italian with the little artsy finger on the headphones.

[@brandothemando69]

I was expecting Matt. But your DAD. So fucking awesome 🤣🤣🤣 happy 200 chris. Congratulations.

[@Lechatnoir3]

‘Did you catch that listeners the way he did it’ lmaooooo 😂😂

[@gabrielbird6969]

Chris was getting a taste of his own American grand slams

[@vilebuddha883]

"What? Were you going to say something?" "...no." "Yes... but you were though." Case in point lol

[@spartan_warrior5927]

This was truly a beautiful episode to watch. This is life at its best.

[@johnt84]

I like how Chris casually reminded his dad he's a person, so he acts right haaaa.... S'good time.

[@TapDeDome]

I see u gave him ur old mic holder the one that keeps falling lmao 🤣 and look what the man does HOLDS IT like a champ and not saying anything CHRIS!!!

[@brentrothery2419]

Chris is just mad because Bill is his ultimate final form 😂

[@brandongomez6786]

😂🤣

[@VanGoHAF]

nah chris is bills ultimate form where the OCD took over xD

[@rainedelaze708]

Papa D’ is a great storyteller!

[@josemesquita_]

Hey Chris, why did your dad took you to Denny's like 6 minutes in when you said "lives"?

[@Aelea]

I'm laughing so hard. I find Chris with his family endlessly entertaining.

[@thegentlemandrummer8753]

“I can take it that it’s cold. I can take it that I don’t know what’s going on. But when everybody stands up and gets mad at me like that, I don’t like it” - Chris D’Elia

[@brittanyteague4413]

“How much do you love me” “I wouldn’t tell an alien that baseball is like football.”

[@NobodyOfficial.]

This might be my favorite episode ever, so glad this podcast is a part of my lives.

[@cosmotect]

I saw that, you sneak

[@NobodyOfficial.]

@@cosmotect I tried to be subtle lol

[@dandan6778]

Honestly I'd watch every one if it were this same thing every time

[@dandan6778]

They are so opposite and interesting together

[@joelpeterson1731]

Chris, this episode made my week. My dad and I don’t get along really and I have never had a real good time conversing with him. It’s awesome you guys can go at each other like this. You’re the man

[@BurntSquirrel]

"The toaster buttons all do the same thing" Chris' Dad...."Youre Wrong its not a Cuda thing" "I dont give a SHIT, I LIKE BUTTONS"

[@BlazRa]

Who doesn't love buttons my toasters gr8 I can toast like four pieces of bread at once and it's got a little dial for how toasted I want it and it's got a button to make the toast come up

[@rylinmurphy2538]

Billy: "I don't really think that hard about my food." Chris: " So you don't know who you are then?"

[@Khathaar]

Renner'd himself in hahahah

[@iwcnv]

Chris gets all wiggly when dad is answering, he can't wait to get to the REAL questions about half n half and meat in pasta. Fucking fantastic. But also LENS neurofeedback can help with the OCD AND your jaw hahahaha

[@jimmywilson1432]

EVERYTHING makes sense now

[@flex_piper]

Bill & Chris's Excellent Adventure should be a podcast.

[@TheGws12345]

I wish I enjoyed having conversations with my parents for longer than a min