All We Do Is Spread Misinformation (323) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

[@SupergoodStudios]

Uncut episodes + bonus episodes are over on patreon.com/chrisdelia

[@ALEXJOHNSONTV2]

My sister and I will see you in Orlando! Orchestra right row B 16/18! Chris is the greatest living comedian

[@BlxxdLeaf]

​@@ALEXJOHNSONTV2enjoy it, I saw him in DC a little bit ago. He killed it. Openers are great too.

[@JulesJenkins-ys5ne]

Bring tissues....crying laughing s' hard!!!

[@THEYUNGMARQ]

Honestly , wether or not this guy did every single thing he’s been accused of, or if he’s never done a bad thing in his life, the fact remains that I had a terrible day today , and watching this made it better… And there’s something to that. Stay positive. Life is hard , and it still rips even when it doesn’t

[@FishFarts4Dinner]

Dude the fact that Chris trips so hard and gets in his head about shit makes me feel better, the thing with his arm falling asleep lol, that’s some shit I would trip about

[@DirtyLou44]

Literally going through it while waking up listening to this is too crazy 😂

[@andrewlukondi9854]

This hour every Thursday keeps my soul alive, it’s weird and I can tell you more about that.

[@demamuradov2764]

I live in Pueblo and went to the show, loved every minute of it! Thanks for coming here dude!

[@MrJMO78]

How much were tickets?

[@TheGrowFromYourHeartPodcast]

@@MrJMO78 $100

[@kylechampton]

Laughed too many times in this episode to pick a favorite line. They were all good. All of em

[@thatguy9807]

We STAY misinformed here at the Supergood studios.

[@jencook3287]

Yessss Chris, your tour reports are sooo good!! Keep rippin’

[@chasepotter2376]

I’ve had my arm go completely numb and I woke up thinking somebody else’s arm was on me when I was alone and it was pitch black in my room. Scariest thing ever lol. Then finding out it’s just my deadass arm was scary enough in itself.

[@motivatedent]

nice bit

[@GKTorn.]

The "you need to be nice!" guy freaking rules 🤘

[@googleedood9721]

Eh, I guess.. I think it's kind of weird to do that. I guess im like Chris wondering if it's personal with that guy or something 🤷🏿‍♂️

[@GKTorn.]

@@googleedood9721 If the guy who's seat was taken didn't have a kid who was around 2, then I'd definitely agree, s'weird. But he did, and the little jerk wasn't moving. Also, saying "you need to be nice!" like he was a child was perfect for the situation haha

[@sgt.lincolnosiris4111]

@@googleedood9721 you're the kinda guy who would pull his phone out and record instead of being a man 🤷

[@googleedood9721]

@@sgt.lincolnosiris4111 you know me so well... 😒

[@Dirt_Merchant]

I love that “no he’s just being a JERK!” That’s an A+ dude in my book

[@marktucker2755]

Chris you need to sneak the sound board onto Life Line sometime and send Matt over the edge you’ve always been on point with the sounds 😂

[@HGZMO]

Has def been on point with the sound clips as he triggers as he is still playing narrator. Isn’t that amazing

[@AirDwindler402]

​@@HGZMOdo you speak fucking english?

[@DirtyLou44]

Yeasssss Duddeeeee!!!!!!!!! Is my favorite line of all time I use it daily 😂😂😂

[@cheribreazeale3372]

I got tickets for the Charlotte show. It's my birthday present to myself and I can't wait!!!

[@claytonsawyer3378]

My trip to the dmv has been saved. Thank you 🔥

[@marniebrimhall986]

This is a great one Chris. Well done dude.

[@JulesJenkins-ys5ne]

Will never not LOVE @CHRISDELIA👑👑👑👑👑🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✨✨✨✨🥳🥳🥳🥳😍😍

[@josephdavis2695]

Nothing but hard hitting issues, just the way I like it.

[@lawlkek6339]

dude the dry barre thing had me rollin!

[@SootSootSootSooty]

The chiro bit!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 yes!!! That needs to make it into your next special. Oh man. That was perfect.

[@w.vv.w]

man i enjoy it so much that i at least have a single person to relate to in regards to their position on the political spectrum. you may lean a bit towards the right whereas i lean towards the left but it's so common for people to drift to either extreme over time, i'm glad you're still using your own brain to decide what's right and wrong rather than the opinion of the audience that happens to gather around your content.

[@bobdare]

I got rid of twitter awhile back and don't have cable, so I really do come here for the news and the hard hitting issues 👊🏻

[@AirDwindler402]

You mean......Hot Button Topics?

[@RomeoJulius2]

You're so funny and your laugh cracks me up!

[@CPLiquid]

Definitely have had the EXACT same experience with my arm being numb when i woke up. And also didnt say a word, i just silently walk around the room with dangly dead arms until it comes back all tingly as shit. And my wife is still asleep, probably happened 5 times

[@nundulan]

Literally happened to me this morning, I dropped my phone when I tried to pick it up

[@mt8474]

Love the Caption and with you in the center of the Tumbnail. Nailed it!

[@begloz]

DJ Khaled in the cover? Gonna be a banger episode!! 🎉🎉

[@User-435ggrest]

"They didn't even get to see Leo Decaprios body" - Chris D'Elia 2023

[@jonnyhollywood514]

chris that bit on your girl taking foreverrr to get ready literally had me in stitches like START EARLIERRRR!!!

[@79staplehead]

“Hey! My chicken’s different!”

[@FactoryFugitive]

The D.J Khaled sarcasm took Me out 😂😂

[@beautifulsurprise9424]

This podcast is definitely being shadow banned. I did not get my notification that it was released and something told me that it’s after midnight on Friday morning and I never watched Congratulations yesterday so I went and looked for it and found it. I shouldn’t have to do that if I’m subscribed to receive all notifications. They don’t want Chris to win.

[@AirDwindler402]

Ya lot of hurt feelings being had over at KZbin unfortunately

[@JulesJenkins-ys5ne]

Forever love you👑👑👑👑👑👑😘😘😘😘😘💯💯💯✨✨🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💋💋💋💋💋

[@TheBlainers1]

Dude it was a blast seeing you in Pueblo 😂😂😂

[@rahotep789]

Love the German skit. Perfect Chris.

[@TheGrowFromYourHeartPodcast]

Update: Pueblo now has 34 homicides this year.

[@jacobtorretta9801]

Love this podcast

[@cosmotect]

I would drive up to my gf's apartment, and hit her up, and she would take anywhere between 10 and 30 min to appear. So I started telling her to come down while still being at my place. She fixed that behavior though, love her

[@matthewbonvillion8724]

Ngl I was literally typing the counter argument that Chris acknowledged at the end. He's a real one for that.

[@matthewbonvillion8724]

And I'm a fucking LOSER for typing arguments into a KZbin comment section 😅

[@nicholaslynch1711]

I love how he talks about people glossing over a worse tragedy than the sub imploding and then he proceeds to gloss right over it too😅😂

[@Xaer_]

45:41 I Can’t believe David Sullivan’s lil brother finally became a Kairo

[@Alex-co6qy]

for all the non-baseball fans in the chat Anthony bass was let go by the Blue Jays because he was genuinely performing terribly this year. Ik chris doesn't follow the MLB like that so i can't blame him but the article he read that said Bass was "one of their best pitchers" is just complete bullshit. The Jays kept him on the team for awhile after his comments and wouldn't have let him go if he still provided any value to the team bc sports teams really don't care as long as you're making them money

[@Alex-co6qy]

mf with a 5 ERA wants to act like he's unemployed bc of "cancel culture" when in reality he's just not good at his job. There are dozens of known, proven domestic abusers in the league that teams have no problem with employing. Half of the Rays bullpen refused to wear the pride hats or whatever and kept their jobs. I PROMISE you the front offices of these teams dgaf if these players are homophobes as long as they're good players

[@TylerG69]

Colorado Springs really is bitchin’

[@Sunnyside26]

I used to work for the Blue Jays and I can tell you right now, they definitely got rid of Anthony Bass because of what he said about Bud Light. Budweiser is one of their biggest sponsors. I think it’s the only beer that’s sold in the stadium. As soon as you walk in, it’s everywhere!

[@shawn_92]

Anthony Bass was also a terrible pitcher this year, so that too.

[@erikacote2003]

Soo bad

[@secretgardenhomestead3251]

Love ya Chris!!

[@frostmisago2827]

roasting the chiro is best lmaooo

[@blueice1234567]

LOL I worked/lived in Pueblo 😂 so funny to hear his POV 😂

[@dicegamenetwork]

1:03 Episode starts

[@UnkemptSam]

Just finished watching all 325 episodes

[@brettbryant7861]

this ep was bangin

[@Shill15lsuTigers]

Give me a “T”! 😂 48:05

[@ToneOwns]

I’ll start this off by, I have a newborn myself. I partly agree wit the guy on the plane. If the parents weren’t doing ANYTHING to try and calm the baby and shut it up.. Then he has reason to be upset. MAYBE even say somethin bout it. Perhaps not to the extent that he did!..😂 But hey, it’s also a message to us parents.. Let’s be a lil mindful of those around us and do what we can to make things better. All that said… At the end of the day… IT IS A BABY!… ITS GONNA CRY… Sup?…. Sup?…😮

[@J3NN4F1R3]

Every time I hear anyone say "without further adu" I think of the family guy episode about feminism hahah "without further dudes" 😂

[@googleedood9721]

🤣

[@Chazz605]

Chrissy Defats the MOB again. Our boi STAYS undefeated my babies. STAYS that way.

[@mdwsb]

"Okay, it's 7:00. Time to go. I'll see you there. You can probably get a bus or something."

[@sjdkfl]

It’s fun to get involved in other people’s problems.

[@goontz5005]

Colorado Springs is actually heavy religious. Happy to hear it was all gayed up

[@Jam15125]

People still out here watching Chris Delia huh. Wild timeline we're on

[@unleashyourambition]

Chris looks so much healthier tanned out ❤

[@HYLND]

As a person from a country with a good coffee culture, DJ Khaled’s cappuccino is less a cappuccino and more a cup of foamy dog diarrhea 🤔

[@An93la.]

🎉yes!!! Best day ever A video on my 45th Birthday 🎉!!!!!!!!

[@sgt.lincolnosiris4111]

Youngest lady alive!

[@sgt.lincolnosiris4111]

Happy birthday!

[@reganthompson3547]

@34:24 was the word you were searching for maybe, 'humanity'? Thats what I said out loud to finish your sentence anyway. Although, decency is just as fitting. As always, great content Chris! Its never hard to relate to you. Thanks for being REAL 😌

[@jackberning1994]

Commenting for the log cabin

[@angmillz6559]

The nazi dry bar bit!!!! 🔥👌🏼

[@carvajam]

Isn’t it crazy the idea that humans get on a plane with 100+ other strangers noooo clue who you’re sitting next to. 😂 “the babyyy”

[@HectorGonzalez-qd4is]

as a Budweiser drinker bud light has always been gay so it seemed very fitting when they went drag, it just made sense

[@changinlooks1]

My Dad was a Budweiser guy. He used to tell me it stood for “Because You Deserve What Every Individual Should Enjoy Regularly” 😂😂😂😂

[@pitfighter871]

​@@changinlooks1🥳🎉

[@HectorGonzalez-qd4is]

@@Khaleesi_Of_Kittens is a joke but i looked up effeminate and it says inappropriate for men, which I'm not anti gay but i think it's dangerous to get fecal matter in your pee hole but I'm no doctor either so

[@dylancampbell1165]

Chris is slowly starting to go to the right 😂

[@notlikeablelikeyou]

Smart people with balls, aka right 😂

[@JBLAZALOT]

Makes sense

[@amandawalters6447]

I'm here in pueblo colorado born and raised , I wanted to go to your show soooo bad, I listen to all your podcast and watch your stand ups, hearing this podcast Made me laugh sooooo hard come again please !!!!

[@Mxhurch]

Been a minute since I’ve watched video and I was like “who’s this YAATTed up guy huh?”

[@Jessicarhv]

So true, waking up with a numb limb seriously kinda makes me nauseous! hateeeeee it

[@ragethevictorious3060]

My "friend" sent it to me, yeah right Chris follows We Da Best religiously.

[@manwithawig21594]

Bro that yellow ‘NEW’ grabs me every time. Then I end up on reels for an hour. S’fucked

[@k.6569]

22:49 when your arm goes numb, hang it over the end of the bed so the blood can flow back to it

[@googleedood9721]

Congratulations. 👶🏿

[@stormyo2371]

You don't understand the presssssssssurrrrree 😂😂

[@baphhhzzz]

Greetings from Pueblo 😢

[@Andeezy93]

“Bro, the guy, is so mad at someone whos not even one”

[@JulesJenkins-ys5ne]

Went to ASPEN COLORADO MY WHOLE LIFE GROWING UP LEARNING TO SKI AND ALL FAMOUS PEOPLE CHA CHING.....NEVER HAD A BAD MOMENT!!!! spent is Dreamland! But maybe it's all breaking bad shits...nowadays....

[@MCT34R]

This ep should’ve been called Chandelier cappuccino and that’s s’obvious

[@jeckylinhyde3914]

How the shit are we suppose to leave comments and make friends if your last like 10videos have comments turned off?

[@matthewlaughlin4244]

I was thinking the same thing, Red Robin?

[@oldgrendel]

they pushed him...

[@Joshua-j7q4q]

"I'm a chiro" lolol

[@jtorres8639]

He was actually the worst pitcher on the blue jays, they wouldn't have dfa their best pitcher

[@Mysterybox007]

The Flash was awesome best movie I’ve seen in cinema for awhile

[@clintonleonard5187]

I have woken up with limbs so numb I thought they wouldn't come back lol. There actually is a thing where, if it's bad enough, it can last a few days or a couple weeks, even. It's called Saturday Night Palsy.

[@GrantWilliams666]

"SO IS THE BABY " Cha Ching.

[@adonut4u]

how does he not agknowledge the deserve-it scale for the sub at all…🚢

[@pastuv92]

Cuz ppl actually died?

[@michaelroy6046]

Come to Portland Maine please

[@johnlunaofficial]

Hi Chris, here for the usual.

[@sunnybeachwalks4k2022]

Chiropracter saved my life I had sciatica and they basically fixed it

[@ISOCZAR]

Bro I woke up from a nap before and my arm was so asleep it was dead for like 20 minutes I was panicking like a bitch 😂

[@googleedood9721]

Congratulations 👶🏿👍🏿

[@User-435ggrest]

Happens to me all the time. I'm afraid that it accumulates and one day it won't go away 😢

[@scottbutcher9093]

I already did the thing, here come more thing's 😂

[@djsolegit]

Oh boy, now I'm getting Trump gold coin ads on the video. YOU'RE FLYING IN CIRCLES

[@madeleinemetalmusic]

I'm here to see what he has to say about Lana.

[@hiskiff24]

Meanwhile, they let Arctic Monkeys play after midnight but not Lana, 100% misoginistic.

[@MeaningSeekerPod]

Bryan Callen has lived a champion's life...right?

[@lancertreepuffer]

7:43 thats every weekend in Chicago

[@Swim630]

Yea but there’s almost 3 million people here. Not 100k lol

[@lancertreepuffer]

@@Swim630 Pueblo 100k = 30 murders a year/Chicago 3mil = 30 murders per weekend ×52,less ppl or not the math still says Chicago sucks, liberal hell hole

[@bernardofantini3618]

Long time baby from Brazil... just tryin to make friends in the comments while sitting in brazilian tall grass... Actually in my office chair all good

[@SabiosNelligan]

In your whole life, how many chickens do you think you have eaten?

[@yadiraesparza5983]

Luckiest guy ever being married to Lana Del Rey ❤

[@shannoneacho8439]

the dead arm...hilarious. this time its not coming back

[@derekschaffner4589]

Probably Bryan Callahan last month in Pueblo 😅

[@bossco111]

Can we get a cam on the people watching you so we can see when they laugh. Jw