And the Rest Is Just Details | Ep. 137 - Lifeline

[@SupergoodStudios]

Dec 5 LIFELINE LIVE podcast taping in Oxnard, CA www.ticketweb.com/event/lifeline-live-with-chris-and-oxnard-levity-live-tickets/13908083?pl=oxnardlevity NEW merch drop!: lifelinemerch.com

[@erniemac9166]

The girl at 29:40 says she's in a happy relationship with her man yet she wants guys to hit on her at the gym lmao

Ikr?! "So there's this super hot guy at my gym" you cant trust woman lol

[@rondoespsych5901]

Some women are always look for the next "best" thing instead of growing what they have.

[@thefinestgames]

women ☕

[@gabbynikolova]

@@rondoespsych5901 that's actually the definition of a man 😆 only messed-up women let go of a good thing to go back to the cesspool of dating

[@danielfadavi]

I mean she clearly means if she was hypothetically single she would have wanted him to hit on her but that that wouldn’t happen because of Chris and Matt’s advices

[@TaragonHelos]

matt's fit this week is insane. my brain flipped between a bathrobe and literal military fatigues 3 times before i realized its just a big corduroy shirt

[@95iloveboobs]

I mean yknow

[@pinecone3870]

Matt’s teetering on stolen valor

[@brockstyron7311]

Matt’s fit yknow

[@TaragonHelos]

@@brockstyron7311 worded it the worst way

[@TaragonHelos]

@@iskateveryday showed up in an elaborate snuggie

[@silverandgoldfish]

“I like fries..but ketchup” made me laugh so hard 🤣

[@michaelgoris5357]

@ Chris you’re probably not going to see this but the feeling of being mentally shit for 2 days is actually a natural “withdrawal” from whatever spike in dopamine you had either from random chemical imbalance mania or even just a higher than usual dose of caffeine (this would explain why you specifically noted coffee bean around this time). It’s a thing.

[@clairvoyant_af]

Correct

[@PurposefulPorpoise]

Chris is the only modern time comedian that can make me cry laugh.

[@yodasgurl]

Ditto

[@suzieberndt]

Me too

[@bryanbryan6108]

Modern time. S’foreign

[@TAStormChasing]

Matt looking like any character in "M*A*S*H*" & Chris looks like Marky Mark in any movie 😂

[@bryanbryan6108]

In any movie lmfao. Made me chuckle

[@CR_22]

That lady still trying to get guys at the gym telling on herself 😂

[@Daantjer]

"I'm good to go with my boyfriend" 2 seconds later "I saw the most perfect guy ever at the gym and shame on you Chris but he's not looking to hit on me probably because he listens to your advice of not hitting on women at the gym". Dangerous

[@bryanbryan6108]

@@Daantjeralso a woman who thinks men base their treatment of women off of a comedy podcast thinks very low of men. So there’s that as well. Hope he sees this and ditches her

[@Hightop_tlc]

Benicio del Horso had me in tears 😂

[@etzahi16]

Greatest podcast of all time 💫 u guys are gonna have one episode go viral organically and people will discover these gems, love from Houston

[@garrettcollins9]

15:25 hitting him with the quick "poetry" made me chuckle so hard for some reason 😂

[@Tytyyorkie]

If you’re a true baby then you know advices comes from early episodes 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@sarah.linds.]

I would agree with Chris and Matt, I think majority of women don't want to be hit on at the gym. I definitely don't, especially when I'm working out, maybe in the lobby or as I'm leaving the gym would be okay, but absolutely not when I'm working out.

[@CartyCreative]

“I’m gonna need Chris to stop with this narrative, of-“ “No.” 😂 29:42

[@AshtynBrooks-b1l]

My fav pair of brothers on my fav day of the week!!!! 🎉 it’s LIFELINE DAY EEEEYYYESSSS DUDE

[@144SLRP]

I stayed up all night! Gonna get some rest & come back later to enjoy a wonderful Sunday evening Lifeline episode ❤️👏👏

[@JordieAndrade]

Pumping iron is one of my favorites and I’ve always said advices, and no one ever gets it. Always loved that you guys did that!

[@blacksheepmartialarts9595]

“Any horse wouldve done it.” 😂😂

[@rickydezzer3981]

I was just reminiscing on the year of the bing bong and a notification for this episode came up eeeeeeeeyesss!

[@baddcheeta.]

12:56 the eyebrow lift 😂😂😂

[@collinE83]

Best both of you have looked in a while. Vibes on point.

[@talesfromthemidwest]

DUDE, your brother JUST finding out about mister hands. lmao

[@yansmith9562]

Hell yea dude. Long live Lifeline😎

[@CartyCreative]

37:55 I love when Chris was forced to put into words the ridiculous origins of a long standing inside joke many of us know, they laugh when they hear how ridiculous it sounds 😂

[@CartyCreative]

39:11 He may be insane but that made perfect sense to me. And when Matt asked, I responded in unison with Chris, out loud, alone in the room, “Life.” 😂

[@jacobembry6709]

But the rest is just details

[@slimjadeyyy]

speaking taiwanese 43:50 😭😂 im screaming, that went unnoticed

[@CR_22]

Matt’s hats always makes us think I gotta get that one then we think nope we ain’t gonna pull it off like that 😂 booyah booyah booyah

[@irreverentium]

Yoooo this episode 😂😂😂😂 I work in front of a window, people must a though something's wrong with me I'm just dying of laughter 😅😂😂😂the whole fn time🎉

[@trishm142]

Matt’s hair is a solid 10/10 today!!!

[@Stefanya-y6c]

In Dorchester, MA It makes the news when it snows. Trash cans, cones, and lawn chairs slung around. Fist fights!😂😂😂 A ambulance’s 😂😂😂😂

[@c23marie]

37:32 I agree with him!!! And now I’m 🤯 and I’ve watched every show and have merch 😂

[@nashbatten8097]

so stoked to finally hear slo on the tour callout. had to pause 4 seconds in to buy tix.

[@TroubleOnTheWaters]

The way I convulsed with laughter at work after hearing Chris’ act out of the horse bit is actually ridonkulous

[@jwferreira]

And the rest is just detail merch needed

[@Itzboss101]

Chris had made me.maye this pod so much I have to watch it in pieces now

[@OtherPeoplesMoneyy]

Matt and Chris. A muffler silences the exhaust noise of a car. What it actually is is a straight piped car which makes it super loud. Some cars are tuned to backfire and two step which is quite literally controlled explosions that sound like Ak-47 shots. Any car will sound loud and shitty if you chop off mufflers or straight pipe. Also it’s very cool sounds. If I’m at a underpass on my sport bike I’m Forsure letting it rip😂

[@Mistergorehound]

I can’t wait till Chris watches The Substance.

[@JessicaByrd-t9m]

The rest is just details bit has me in tears

[@CR_22]

If she sends him the video he gonna splurtin but also say “oh she’s thinking about me nonstop” 😂

[@TallonC]

One hundred percent doing it with the horse. I don’t think Matt’s thinking about the social implications of people being convinced you did that. There are some people who you LOVE and totally love you back and they’d still be so uncomfortable knowing that, they’d be out of your life. People REALLY don’t like when people lay with horses.

[@Jennifer-i3b9q]

lay ya know

[@CR_22]

“There’s a horse behind him” that ok me out

[@LeonFeldmanMusic]

it’s the knocking on a girl’s door at 1am thats truly blood boilin

[@nickjordan4926]

The amount of hat changes are crazy

[@mkwilson38]

Bro calling in to diss a Lifeline saying ….that is actually merch too….. LOLOLOLOL😂😂😂

[@CR_22]

If he calls again they should play it muted 😂

[@realtyrocker]

My Siri from last week is like broken now, still answering Chris. I mean, ya know?

[@damianives2722]

I agree. the first 10. congratulations Chris

[@b-rice281]

The thing in cars ur talking about is probably turboed cars that can 2 step. And on top of that they are probably straight piped (with no mufflers or noise reducing stuff in the exhaust)

[@calbykes]

The yawn at the end was hilarious

[@valianthousemusic1026]

Nahh chris is looking gangster in that hoodie

[@beverlywyatt-squyres1403]

Matt... Looking good!! Chris... hair is a 10 AND I love it when you're in a cloud, you drive Matt crazy! lol Maybe a third magic mind would help? you probably have built up a tolerance.

[@HYLND]

Today’s submissions are fucking great! Some thoughts for the algorithm boost: 1. I think you have a 95% chance of failure flirting in the gym. I agree you shouldn’t do it and if a girl wants to hit on a guy at the gym then she should because it’s a safer power dynamic. 2. Kristen’s therapy thing doesn’t make sense because “and” and “but” have different, specific meanings. So changing one for the other makes the sentence not make sense. If you want to change ‘but’ for something, change it to ‘however’. Plus, changing but for and isn’t fixing anyone’s life as Matt said. EEEEEYYYYESSS DUUUUDE!

[@Jennifer-i3b9q]

All men say don't hit on women at the gym. Every woman I know wants to be hit on at the gym.

[@Tyveltal]

Does anyone else the second Chris says he has some new dates just fast forward instantly ? Lol😂

[@stevedub5006]

Matt's snapback on the very last snap is holding on for dear life.

[@Stefanya-y6c]

“Why are there all of these movies coming out BROWN and GREEN? “ (Chris D’Elia)

[@odin1311]

The advices thing is so accurate and drives me absolutely freakin ballistically mad

[@AKAYYA47]

The "goose shit inside the duck shit" sent mee😂😂😂

[@Kaylaspersonalchannel]

Matt had me rolling in this one

[@emilysmoak1756]

Chris’s hair is 15 out of 10!!!

[@benderlikebecks]

I came as soon as I heard

[@ohthatmollie]

"The film’s title refers to the subcultural term for a zoophile, a person with a sexual interest in animals. Zoo’s filmmakers intended to approach the film’s subject matter from a non-sensationalized perspective and chose to forego more lurid details, focusing instead on humanizing the people involved." @chrisdelia @mattdelia

[@gutterbutter009]

Correct

[@Jennifer-i3b9q]

helpful!

[@JaimeePoulin]

Parking submission. The last two places my MIL has lived, other people who live on her street will park their cars in the street and leave their driveway empty, or will park one car in the middle when they could fit 2-4 cars in the driveway.

[@mr1rottenapple]

Aaanndd THE REST IS JUST DETAILS

[@TangoCharlieWhiskey96]

Matt’s looking like Fidel Castro went shopping for a hat at Goodwill

[@ajp1282]

51:37: Matt died and went to SO many different multiverses.

[@tymadden-km1wf]

This podcast is great

[@armandoguerra7658]

600k subscribers and 40k views are the top? Damn, the writing is on the wall

[@emilysmoak1756]

Love the shades Matt!

[@LuisGonzalez-227]

The lady at 29:55 saying all guys who go to the gym are motivated and not lazy pieces of shit is so wrong 😂 I know ppl who go to the gym consistently and are both. Completely disagree with her perspective

[@Jennifer-i3b9q]

I get where she's coming from, but the blanked statement made me lol. It's just a different place to look at your phone for some people.

[@CR_22]

Opens the door and says booyah booyah booyah

[@Simsimma33]

Absolutely 10/10. Yyyyyyyyyes dude!

[@CR_22]

The Arnold zoom on advices 😂

[@Chris-P]

Dope shirt , Matt 😎

[@bradgaynor6420]

Boys! The Brakakakakak is from a thing called anti lag.

[@jtmorgan5701]

matt looks like al pacino

[@alex8shaw]

But* the rest is just details

[@texthetransmuter]

cagakakakak from a car is it backfiring. they did too much to where theres too much power, but also not enough to where it can handle it in laymans terms

[@trishm142]

37:03 not a TRUE BABY goooo alll the waaaaay back it’s been established 🤣😂

[@powerfuljackglass]

lol hearing them talk about cars is great

[@TrevorJohnson.]

57:00 If you have a garage/driveway then relax. the streets are for the public

[@TrevorJohnson.]

Keep it classy and dont turn your garage to a storage unit

[@cindycasas220]

Dude my stomach hurted with this episode

[@katiedub1228]

Come to Portland Texas I mean. You basically did, Corpus Christi. But Portlandia tour

[@baddcheeta.]

37:40 s’not tuned in from the beginning

[@Koda11711]

If somebody acts like that and it would make you feel uncomfortable just know they can and most likely will do the same to you be careful

[@danturk6150]

41:47 just died laughing

[@racheller8753]

Bonefish grill is great!! Dude is missing out!

[@mbts500]

I didn't know the origin of "advices" and it was never explained that it was a bit, but it was painfully obvious to me that people were saying it because it's a thing on this show.

[@Handlewithluv]

Do NOT hit on me at the gym. I don’t go to a gym because of this reason, but if I ever decide to go to a gym, please just DO NOT.

[@richardandrade9418]

After I watched this episode.... the rest is just details

[@beet_feet]

Why is this episode not called "The Hawk Tuah of Engines?"

[@gavinr5576]

Popping mufflers: this happens when the fuel mixture in the engine is too rich. There isnt enough air for all the fuel to fully burn and when the unburned fuel exits the engine and mixes with the outside air it burns and makes the popping sound.

[@clairvoyant_af]

The bane of my existence

[@teeeeej5155]

Nuh uh

[@kathjohnson3767]

I want bistro to be Italian too. I get it CHRIS !!

[@mkwilson38]

The BUT is more straightforward and honest. The AND is interesting but could also be confusing in some cases 😊

[@o00thunderhawk00o]

A guy opend his car door on me as I road by on my bike and he slammed me and owe. Thank you for reading this. Toady is owe.

[@daveneedham1772]

My friend does that car shit.. likes the echo of the muffler through tunnels and shit

[@ScarsdaleTexas]

true babies where ya at

[@Dizzcb]

Chris’s beards stuck in traffic

[@adrianderosa8591]

“Sharing Resources” I’m also a musician in Rochester, ny area. What kind of music do you play?

[@Itzboss101]

Its actually mostly honda civics have aftermarket exhausts not accords.

[@RyanBoonslokovich]

Duuuuuude I forgot about this show