Congratulations Podcast w/ Chris D'Elia | EP110 - Oh Dark Thirty

[@WeeMackinsie]

I wanna buy the merch but it low key makes a dent ..

[@MrVirtuezzz]

I wanna the mercha tooa!

[@cosmic2138]

Couldn't order it from my country CANT EVEN MAKE A DENNNNNNT

[@Ken-pv9zu]

S'ITALIAN

[@rosebud1878]

Mack Marshall well that’s why you can’t get it because us real babies ARE DENTLESSSSSS

[@WeeMackinsie]

@@MrVirtuezzz s'Italian

[@brendancrews7566]

“I’m gonna say some dates.” *proceeds* *to* *only* *say* *places*

[@aubreyhogan1507]

Lmao

[@RareCandyRehab]

Uuuhhh ya’ do the math

[@Imlikeabird1890]

LOL

[@brendancrews7566]

Checkthebpm 702, use an asterisk on each side of whatever you want to be written in bold. * Here’s * * an * * example * * . * Just remove the spaces between the asterisks and the characters.

[@jk-kx6ft]

was the mic gain distracting? yes. did i like it? no. did i feel like i was being yelled at by dad? yes. am i okay with it? yes. will it be fixed next episode? m'better

[@TheMrsCamps]

My fave parts are when Chris laughs at his own jokes. I'm always down for a silly goose time :)

[@user-on7dg4rn8z]

I loveee when he laughs

[@user-on7dg4rn8z]

Makes mmmm'sahappy

[@billshank9895]

Juan Fyre, messing up the mic levels 110 episodes in!!

[@mrclavicles]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qpzcgKywZ9GSf9k

[@wesleyking4189]

Dough goat

[@seansutton5071]

His energy levels and creativity levels are high today. That’s that shit I do like.

[@brittanybeard42]

38:48 “we don’t want you at the log cabin. ya know WHY? cuz we wanna live” idk why that cracked me up so much

[@TheJustin574]

I loved when you went back talking about the 4 second AD, that really got me. "I still can't believe it.. AAAAHHHHAH!"

[@Cococonutt]

Who’s been here since the days where he was threatening to quit if it didn’t grow? Lololol s’negative

[@purplespacebananas]

I remember hearing that back in the day and shoving it in everyone’s face so he wouldnt stop 😂😂

[@FourOhFore]

he held us hostage

[@CJLomega]

Knew he wouldn’t quit, cuz he’s s’natural

[@rebecam.8397]

@@purplespacebananas true baby

[@davidwilliamson5406]

well, recently it has been losing subs and he hasnt posted. I guess he was telling the truth

[@bencoleman8834]

Juan Fyre! No joke, this audio blew out a speaker in my car when the levels changed. Gotta fix m’speak now... and no, it isn’t gonna make a deeeent.

[@davidpuletz]

Ben Coleman why are you listening to voices that loud in your car to blow your speakers out?

[@alexanderjeromewhite2380]

Juan fire*

[@Luketc7]

@@davidpuletz s’free cunch

[@Ryan-re7oj]

Juan Fyre, the mic keeps peaking, lower the gain.

[@Sutterbombz]

We got a P Popper wilson over here

[@briarrose]

At least it’s not just me. The sound is so scratchy.

[@ParatrooperXI]

it's cause they're hearing it through BEATS

[@AdrianG96247]

ParatrooperXI lmao 😂 probably ! Beats fucking suck

[@wokeupdead3428]

or do that but also put a limiter on at the end of the signal chain and a vocal rider style plugin on

[@JD-ns9mr]

Just here for asillygoosetime

[@Theswitchy1]

What else?

[@mrclavicles]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qpzcgKywZ9GSf9k

[@MrBrianMandl]

and that's IT dude

[@zackfranklin6912]

Gang Gang!! 😁

[@MattMcLeod6]

Can we get an upvote for silly goose time t shirts

[@octamariam]

Omg I get that same lonely feeling every time I walk onto a campus. Not that I casually walk onto campuses or anything. I feel you.

[@TheDuke4100]

36:22...i cant even take it...i jumped up it was so funny...i needed room to move on that one

[@brettmoulton7905]

Juan Fire is slowly becoming Juan Quit

[@chases7547]

Daddy is so self conscious about his legs

[@jaygeist8371]

Hes really not though. You must never watch him ever. Lmao. S'stupid of a comment.

[@caitstorm]

I like when dad tells stories.

[@lilymae7683]

Shout out to Ben Bailey for sure, Cash Cab's a great show!

[@adamz0037]

One of the funniest episodes to date. Conveniently listened to it on a 7 hr road trip. Coming in clutch.

[@bjhasabeard2321]

he became Theo Von for those 20 seconds 8:30 - 8:50

[@xavierpaquin]

I thought exactly the same thing

[@yeezywesty3651]

Bhaaaagz

[@betternow6281]

Congratulations podcast is on😀. Life is worth living for at least another hour...

[@nniuqttam]

jo 88 Jesus bro take deep breaths

[@bongzongify]

sorry to hear that

[@mrclavicles]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qpzcgKywZ9GSf9k

[@rawdog1999]

Calm down you Brody Stevens wannabe.

[@Tormentality]

I feel ya. I feel the same about Theo Von's solo podcast.

[@Cornbreadddd]

Dude, has anyone else appreciated how good Chris is at impressions? What's your favorite impression he does? My favorite is when he does the generic smart-guy educational youtube video voice....."So maybe....we're not all here to just live, and then die....maybe, it's about more than that...."

[@cesg7749]

I am crying laughing, this episode was amazing! The “my hands are tied now “reference while eating the cinnamon bagel had me rolling 😂

[@gourmetghost]

One of the best podcast eps of all podcast eps no cap

[@adamz0037]

Top 3 episode for real. Listened to it on a 7 hr road trip. Perfect timing.

[@alexisfarkas6967]

did u get the same table from the "oh it got me!" katana sword infomercial video??????

[@missfairbanks8661]

😂😂😂💀💯

[@gangsterdisciple759]

Did you draw your cleavage with makeup?

[@tmcdowell7977]

Alexis Farkas flexin

[@bryxe5740]

Hey babe...why you wearing so much makeup? You already got the stuff that makes me go....boiyoingyoingyoing and brakagagagak

[@leolopez3088]

Lmao

[@tedowf]

Get's mad about grey shirts.....sells grey "D'ELIA's" shirt in merch shop. Chudune?????????

[@desudesulovelove]

37:20 - 37:45 This is how Chris can make any rainy day bright.

[@collinkeahey1]

Chris, thanks for sharing your story about college and starting out.

[@kenny6g6]

You literally make my day better! You step in so shit you watch Congratulations ya know.

[@Abletoth]

This was the greatest podcast I have seen. Some sparks re-ignite. God knows.

[@kranx2690]

This podcast always gets me in a mood for a silly goose time. I was so frustrated at work and it made me cheer up lol

[@johnicorn]

YO WHEN YOU MENTIONED BEN BAILEY-- I fondly remember this Owl bit he had on CC back when I was in like middle school. Cash cab was the shit, he'd fuck with people.

[@thisjourneycalledlife5957]

Yess!!! Got the notification on the new podcast episode and I'm watching this at work and it wont leave a Fucking DENT!! Baby for life

[@kaodonnell]

Huge fan, and 'literally' an alum of Miami University of Ohio, though not British. Living in SF now. Thanks for the love, and laughs!

[@xaviercook7996]

Silla de ruedas

[@iLLManneredtv]

One of the funniest things in all 100+ episodes 😂😂 thank you baby for reminding me lmaooo

[@Jose_Solis622]

I think about this at least once a day. I’ll say it out loud whilst going along with my daily activities

[@olsson1910]

Beisbol

[@yeezywesty3651]

Spanish text book equality

[@anthonydenzzel2252]

Oh man : ))) The "I have to put sunglasses on ´cause my future is too bright" was hilarious!

[@Ashah24]

Beavis and butthead impressions 😂 your impressions are hella underrated

[@DanGonsalves]

Probably the most genuine comedian out there

[@theredbaron9119]

“That ain’t no problem , that ain’t no problem “ every time Chris does that I fucking die laughing “ la la la problem “ 😂

[@lebrechanson4351]

When you stand up at the end, it makes it feel real. Nice touch there kid.

[@rsousa1235]

15:15 I'M GUNNA FIGURE IT OUTTTTTT

[@jordangeary2502]

Magic were my team in NBA jam too. The player you were trying to remember with Penny and Skiles was Nick Anderson. 👍

[@adamn_patriot8420]

53:20 this bit killed me

[@Dirtbiker463]

💨 farded

[@amg9082]

Who are the pitchers in this game?

[@SweetMsAdventure]

Day 32 of my travels through the pod from in the beNINGING 43:04 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #RideOrDieBaby

[@Popskyy]

The perfect use of Hall and Oates

[@ohboysv]

Love his little Dance when Hit Em Up comes on 😂😂😂

[@Codysooz]

Juan Fyre fix dis audio

[@TheAppraisalProfessor]

OMG. Your reaction to Ja-Nice/Janice in missed connections made me spit water all over my office floor.

[@galxfox3849]

36:22 makes me lmfao and that bit really needs to be made into a clip so I can share it everywhere.

[@micolo123]

That AAAAH blew me ears out. Thanks Juan Fyfe.

[@aLovelyDay4Love]

Who else can’t wait for mommy D’elia?!! 😍😍😍

[@alexwheeler9675]

It would be awesome if you had Craig Conant on the podcast!!

[@Guts.After.Eclipse]

@30:31 "The line is longer than the line for bread in Russia in 1980." I'm fucking dead, dude!!

[@Jordan-kl6zt]

I've seen every episode and I think I have a new favourite...

[@aleksavujisic2122]

31:55 our leader straight up turned into Theo Von for a moment

[@zyntimidator2730]

8:20

[@TheCeltic1001]

Chris was in such a great mood today haha, loved it

[@rekososa3175]

☕ had him gitty 😂😂😂

[@Luketc7]

“Colleges you’re the futch” I died laughing 😂😂

[@Luketc7]

7:05

[@liefdeltora3088]

3:12 Imagine finding out you might have to go to college there EDIT: 4:38 YES THAT'S THE ONE EDIT 2: OH MY GOD I feel so much better now. Unexpected boost to my day

[@asdflma0]

s'toomany edits

[@zoehughes7178]

37:39 is one of the reasons I switched over from the podcast to KZbin channel

[@boland73]

I’d buy a shirt from you that says “I’m down for a silly goose time”

[@Calaman345]

🤣❤😄❤🤣I wish THIS... was his delivery.. ....ON STAGE, Fkn murdered this pod LMFAO. 💰unit

[@bryxe5740]

36:34 was the funniest part of the entire podcast and I don't want any of you replying saying otherwise dude I fuckin died

[@Robert-Sacamano]

11:55 is when Chris forgets about the word "Subtract" "I add...I don't take away"

[@purplespacebananas]

The cinnamon raisin bagel donut shit NEEEEEDS to be a bit!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@HouseJunk1e]

you told me not to go to class when i was watching this thinking about going to geography class or ditch...I listened to you, thanks dad..

[@roxannedasilva7719]

"hope you're watching" is the hardest I've ever laughed

[@16handsoffunfunfun]

I didn't even know who Chris D'Elia was until he performed at the University of Akron 2 years ago. He was so funny he totally roasted this freshman who didn't even know what his major was lol

[@LodiLorenzo]

went crazy on this one, best episode ever

[@joshua_kuluris]

I get so excited when new podcasts drop !!

[@mauriciogomez4819]

shoul'd we be asking questions constantly to ourselves ? Yes , shoul'd we be answering to ourselves? yes

[@MrSnakepowder]

Why is this not on itune?

[@Alex-ej3by]

"Ill Gooogle it" had me rolling

[@07coco]

Where did Chris steal the 'futures too bright' glasses bit from?

[@RareCandyRehab]

The DENNIS system It was on the old Podcast with Chris, Brian and Will Sasso. The “Ten Minute Podcast.” That’s the first time I ever heard him say it at least. Back in 2013

[@Ugly_on_the_Inside]

It's originally from a hella 80's song called "The Future's So Bright" by Timbuk 3 - here's the original music video. y'welcome. kzbin.info/www/bejne/bqLVo5yBmNypors

[@kayglizz9526]

41:55 is my favorite bit out of the episode😂😂

[@zay_woodpackin]

Come to Fort Wayne Indiana!!!

[@InspirebyKhan]

What streaming equipment /package do you use? Serious question for @onefire working on setting up my streaming

[@duster166]

Did the soundboard finally work without a problem? Yes Now did it take 110 episodes to do it? Yes Did i expect it to actually take longer? Yes But am i proud? Yes Am i now thinking like this all the time because of this fuckin podcast? Yesssss

[@heathergittings1191]

This is everything. I am laughing so hard at my cube, people are whispering 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alexandermuller8941]

By far the funniest episode yet

[@Dylan237tyr5]

Awesome episode man, I was in tears during the glass story lol

[@brigittekauke7168]

I died laughing again. Heep it up Mr D’elia. We love you

[@davidhudson4542]

Love every episode.... M’true baby... but this one had me crying laughing!!!

[@bigazzasian]

That donut part with the music was killing me!! Haha

[@frankdonley5074]

I just want to say that when people in Ohio wake up on Tuesday and remember we’ll still have to be here Thursday. We too break down and cry.

[@HandstandDad]

Are those dates or just names of cities

[@Rick_Sanchez_Jr.]

Jesus Christ I pissed my pants out of laughter at these missed connections hahahahaahahahahahaha xD

[@here2watch08]

The roommate stories KILLED me!

[@TheJake17martin]

I'm a paraplegic and that hit me hard...not feeling the love, literally hahah

[@brettlogan1421]

43:00 I love this podcast!

[@Dani-ladyy]

im dying over the juan fyre 4 sec ad thing so funny

[@daniellomass8254]

People giving Juan Fire the heat for the gain levels.... It sounds so much better. He’s granted another week of employment.

[@amanjohal1338]

I can't wait for the log cabin tour.

[@abe_ismain]

Give me the song at 38:55 please!

[@robertclapper7954]

Where can I can that sticker on your computer?

[@Ugly_on_the_Inside]

Me too please?! Wanna put it on muh' whip & represent the culture

[@savannahp6359]

Did I listen to you announce the victoria show? Yes Did I get a ticket? no Am I gonna buy a ticket for the show added? no because I quit my job last week and don't have another one yet!!! Am I gonna stuff my face with way too much food cause m'upset? YEEEESSSS!!!!!

[@dellarae]

haha yea I wanted to see him to but victoria uuuugh so don't wanna take a ferry >.

[@micolo123]

Robert Huppie s’gonna make a dent.

[@julietdeltapineapple]

CHRIS D'ELIA! YOU KNOCK'M DOWN, BRO!

[@ConstantineDing]

Favourite podcast

[@justinfuzzyhat]

Reporting from Mansfield, OH here babies. Your story checks out, dad.