“When I wake up in the morning I never know about the sentences that are coming out of my mouth later in the day”
@ToonLink2403 жыл бұрын
PROFOUND
@spencer15313 жыл бұрын
"How good does the toast have to be to allow Satan in your home?
@Nemesislord0013 жыл бұрын
This man talks to my soul every time
@StudioMod3 жыл бұрын
When he called him Francis Ford Cappola I literally melted into the floor laughing. What a random but accurate observation lmao
@jarrettthomas4865 Жыл бұрын
I paused it there and looked him up and there was one of him in black and white that looked exactly like the guy and I literally laughed so hard for a solid minute
@Ladybluebugg3 жыл бұрын
Not him bursting into "Real Love" while it's playing on the speakers in the Target I'm shopping at!!
@WesleyB-Rook3 жыл бұрын
Wow what are the chances
@drummerdoingstuff50209 ай бұрын
Did you get a new toaster?
@mrjoe27 Жыл бұрын
"How good does your toast have to be to allow Satan into your home?" 💀💀💀
@CJ-bd4iz3 жыл бұрын
When she held up the first piece of toast I lost it
@ricardobjj243 жыл бұрын
These Chris Delia reaction videos give me so much life
@icu3869 Жыл бұрын
"I don't know if " Gawker" is a legitimate news source... Let's hear this story about a haunted toaster and see."...
@demondsofdogtown3 жыл бұрын
I feel like Chris was talking about Brendon Schaub when he was talking about his friend that believes in ghosts.
@TV-zn7br3 жыл бұрын
To be fair Brendan is wearing a hamsa all seeing eye necklace. (Witchcraft) So I bet he sees all kind of spirits
@leedsdrumacademy3 жыл бұрын
That would imply that Chris and Brendan are friends...
@cag13 жыл бұрын
Joey Díaz and Bobby Lee believe in ghosts as well. They talk about it at length on Church #602
@aaandy443 жыл бұрын
Idk I felt more Burt vibes because of the "oh A hundred percent!"
@FactoryFugitive3 жыл бұрын
@@aaandy44 Me too, only person I could think of aside from My friend Caleb and it's 100% not Caleb. So Burt is the only logical conclusion lol.
@RambeauBelievesnU3 жыл бұрын
S’a q-tip 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jayglamx33 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@tanorbonin95092 жыл бұрын
"3rd of all" really was as good as you amped it up to be. Lmao well played.
@JacksonKing1003 жыл бұрын
Farted right when you said "toot" and now I'm probably cursed
@emmanuelgonzalez49453 жыл бұрын
“ toast is done” that one line really got me.
@drivewaystar64853 жыл бұрын
Holy shit dude ...I'm laughing so hard I cant breathe.
@Kevtron90003 жыл бұрын
This was my favorite podcast all summer so funny
@protoneuronium3 жыл бұрын
Right on! "It" made me lol alone so many times. (which is rare) 🤣
@DavidKing-sx3ll10 ай бұрын
So quick with the Q-tip
@icu3869 Жыл бұрын
"I don't know if " Gawker" is a legitimate news source... Let's hear this story about a haunted toaster and see."...
@packerbacker91093 жыл бұрын
Chris is his zone through the whole vid, YES!! Too funny
@asenita193 жыл бұрын
Man this is the funniest clip ever idk how it doesn’t have way more views dying rn 🤣🤣
@CartyCreative3 ай бұрын
14:51 I love hearing Kristen or the producers laugh in the background
@kylemoe85643 жыл бұрын
"Yes Dude! Yes" is my new exclamation for something aggravating
@silencenhikes66923 жыл бұрын
Satan lives to make good toast haha great episode.
@MrJMO783 жыл бұрын
I’m here for a silly goose time, and that’s all.
@aarono18002 жыл бұрын
14:51 I’m dying at this point 😂😂
@steveschmitt6933 Жыл бұрын
Its crazy loppsided stares into the camera when he’s grinning at his own jokes and ideas. Lol 16:51
@ofishal15032 жыл бұрын
It says "Satan lives!"... she ded it... HEY June O'Brian ....you did ittt.. 😀 🤣🤣
@jasonruka16652 жыл бұрын
Favorite part haha!
@Curlz763 жыл бұрын
I would eat that toast 🍞slap some jelly on it and pray I don’t sound like Eli Wallach later
@mhelf7773 жыл бұрын
When we didn't think that could be Eli Wallach because his voice wasn't low, but then it turned out it was him, I'm still laughing!!!!
@Tjp76243 жыл бұрын
09:56 I dont know how good of an impersonator Chris is but thats Bert Kreissler he talks about
@jaidaniels9053 жыл бұрын
a hundred percent
@thegoosaroo42902 жыл бұрын
"Because a sentence never ends in My.."
@KartikChainani2 жыл бұрын
“Just eat it” 😂
@andrewrodriguez3180 Жыл бұрын
💀😂
@meilei87162 жыл бұрын
Opened my eyes in middle of the night, door opened by itself and stove was on when I had the courage to walk downstairs
@LucoMcc Жыл бұрын
If everyone had a big brother like Chris.. wwwwwwworld be better place😌
@jonathanminnis4018Ай бұрын
He is a funny dude.
@pppcorn2 жыл бұрын
it took me 3 decades to notice one side of the q tip is bigger than the other
@JayThomasofficial3 жыл бұрын
1 minute in Im laughing so hard out loud twice people all around my house are asking what’s so funny and if I’m Ok lol
@Syndrum3 жыл бұрын
Tsk tsk... I'll send Satan down to your toaster...
@starbelly20005 ай бұрын
"hey, toast ish done." 😂
@chrispowers83393 жыл бұрын
When I laugh out loud with my earbuds in my wife always asks “ya listenin to De’lia?😂😂😂😂😜😜😜😜😜
@alecstaley101710 ай бұрын
Can't even spell his name right yessss dude!!!
@charlesrump57713 жыл бұрын
"Aaaaannnd she looks like a Q-tip".
@basilandrigsby3 жыл бұрын
Does ‘it’ say “A bit more” in Eli Wallach’s voice?
@yoitshannond3 жыл бұрын
“Dude, KEEP IT SHORT ” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dahlialightwood5632 ай бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I remember when this went viral years ago! What a great story! 😂😂🤪🤪🤣🤣
@issafacelift2 ай бұрын
Saying it’s all explainable by either electricity or science sounds like you had to convince yourself to believe that 😂
@alpaverson97932 жыл бұрын
"This is what the toaster sounded like" 😂
@miken29682 жыл бұрын
I may type lol a lot.. But I legit busted out loud when he held up toast with SATAN LIVES... I'm 💀 lol
@DougJK3 жыл бұрын
9:53 100% sounds like Bert Kreischer hahaha
@silverxanderman7092 Жыл бұрын
June O'Brian 😅 call the coroner cuz I'm DEAD
@whyyoustaring3 жыл бұрын
Why wasn't "The Human Equivalent of Toot" the episode title?
@rupexo2 жыл бұрын
DUDE that q-tip comment was instant and so accurate hahahaha. s'q-tip
@leorubio56533 жыл бұрын
That necklace you're wearing in a troll job right? hahaha
@DrewSage13 жыл бұрын
The silver necklace is maybe the best part of this video
@mattleonard52683 жыл бұрын
@ 3:20 that thing you just did, never do that again. Yeah, that. Where you made those shapes with your mouth and those sounds. That’s all that I’m asking.
@doommuffinz52762 жыл бұрын
Oops you interrupted me 🤣
@ericeschenbrenner32773 жыл бұрын
Actually if you take a racecar and turn it upside down you have yourself an accident
@jonahclement243 жыл бұрын
the toaster had a voice of john calude van dam
@michellet51583 жыл бұрын
The only person who compares a snot to Jeff bezos rocket! I'm dead! 🤣
@evonne3152 жыл бұрын
Its a brave little haunted toaster.
@jonathanbuck42562 жыл бұрын
This lady is a comedic genius.
@MsContessa19743 жыл бұрын
We should all be able to take a spin in that car since our subscriptions help pay for it 😅
@jkb4622 жыл бұрын
New merch alert: “where’s my Satan toast”
@jasonzool3233 жыл бұрын
You can see the glee in his eyes when he talks
@christopherpauls5193 жыл бұрын
I hate when you get interrupted and you forget. oooops I'm using that from now on nicest way to stop an interruption
@juanitaleak64822 жыл бұрын
June is koo koo 🤣😂does she like the toaster or not? She said it makes good toast but it’s possessed oh man 😂She def scribbled Satan lives in the toast 😂🤣 wow
@natequillin43653 жыл бұрын
6:10 haha pure truth came out
@modvccs3 жыл бұрын
He said its a one of a kind pieeeeece
@jonathankulesa3 жыл бұрын
I bet Chris would flip the eff out if he finds out that there are $400-$500+ toasters on the market... 😂
@mikeross56273 жыл бұрын
Chris such a bitch dude he prob got 2 of em
@frankcastrogiovanni9271 Жыл бұрын
Do more reaction videos Chris…you analyzing the details is the funniest sh!t
@shrutefarms47412 жыл бұрын
Where my satan toast?!😂😂😂
@kylecasey78903 жыл бұрын
I used to say “sorry god” as well. Hahahahaha
@mthrnd13 жыл бұрын
“Fuckin’ elbow of a chick”. I am dead
@2tart3 жыл бұрын
I had to type racecar and check it. He’s telling the truth ya’ll.
@jamesmcclaren97593 жыл бұрын
To be fair, I don’t think she was saying the one mentioned in the toast message wrote it
@TaragonHelos3 жыл бұрын
0:22 Peter Jackson turned him into Porky Pig with that one.
@SchoolFlunkyPillJunkie Жыл бұрын
…i used to do the “sorry god” thing fucking TOO… i also say “excuse me” to my own burps when nobody is around..
@NarekAvetisyan3 жыл бұрын
Also, I didn't know Satan was American.
@TheThirdNight2 жыл бұрын
It could be referring to something inhuman, which I would consider satan as.
@juice5253 жыл бұрын
I was watching this video while making toast on my toaster
@Dillonmac963 жыл бұрын
Was 666 likes so I changed it to 667… dying laughing… it says Satan Lives. “you’did it.”
@woodstocknun3 жыл бұрын
that guy was on Letterman in the early 90s
@PlainAndSimpL3 жыл бұрын
satan is the one that's at my house and he's in my toaster
@zenpremiumcannabis56703 жыл бұрын
a hundred percent? i think i know who believes in ghosts lol
@larrygraham48752 жыл бұрын
Oops himself 😃
@apexvoice19523 жыл бұрын
9:30 FUCK He's got a point. Ah damnit. Constant hovering God is a symptom of OCD... well... I guess atleast my OCD didn't get addicted to Crack *btw, that toast got tweezed*
@BoboFattt3 жыл бұрын
The youngest man alive is fuckin back baby
@adamhunt1433 Жыл бұрын
but in all fairness satan would probably make some fire toast though
@williambonnie-do7yz8 ай бұрын
I'm no, "Encyclopedia Brown" here but....Hey! SHE DID IT! ⭐👊🏻
@julesjenkins83872 жыл бұрын
I lie wallach.... I'm in a puddle of tears.... ,,,
@SumZonedCat3 жыл бұрын
How is chris so behind that he hasnt seen Toastergate with coppercab by now.. wtf 😂
@ashlinhart56023 жыл бұрын
You could read the phone book and it would be entertaining. 🙌👑
@MegaLaban123453 жыл бұрын
5:54
@floridaman23312 жыл бұрын
Make em crispy through the gates of hell!
@Ahcoolman3 жыл бұрын
I just wanna know why the FUCK do they have BREAD on the table during the interview.
@Emulation_Inflation2 жыл бұрын
Dang that chain ⛓️ is the shit!
@rydogrittman18712 жыл бұрын
Woah race car - race car
@rs30072 ай бұрын
Was this not on april 1st. 😂
@TheMixmastamike10003 жыл бұрын
Palindrome
@leo671173 жыл бұрын
okay smartass
@djgeitman26473 жыл бұрын
Agreed!! I have had so many friends try and convince me about ghost and such and its always some stupid drawn out story that is not refutable evidence😂🤦♂️
@normanxiong56142 жыл бұрын
6:00
@Gypsywasteland3 жыл бұрын
Toast is toast
@michaeljacksin93673 жыл бұрын
what about the brave little
@StoicBarbarian3 жыл бұрын
That can't be real. It looks like a fake news story that got cut out of the first Ghostbusters movie.