Chris D'Elia and His Xanny Fueled Hugh Jackman Dream | Congratulations Clips

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Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

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@charliebolt4107
@charliebolt4107 3 жыл бұрын
I watched this the second I woke up from a surreal dream and it had me in stitches. Yes, Chris! 🤘
@LeeWaite
@LeeWaite 3 жыл бұрын
Chris taking a .25 and everyone thinks hes went from not a drug user to basically Ozzy osboune its great keep internetting whooooooo!
@thehorizontries4759
@thehorizontries4759 3 жыл бұрын
Nah no one thinks he’s ozzy lol. Just that he was hypocritical.
@DogLord1234
@DogLord1234 3 жыл бұрын
@@thehorizontries4759 how so?
@spartan_warrior5927
@spartan_warrior5927 3 жыл бұрын
Love the Chris type talk wooooooo!!!
@dheck8887
@dheck8887 3 жыл бұрын
The J. Renner slide gets me every time. Ya Dude!
@Khaleesi_Of_Kittens
@Khaleesi_Of_Kittens 2 жыл бұрын
.25 Xanax is what your granny takes before driving to church, y'all. It ain't shit.
@johnb5958
@johnb5958 2 жыл бұрын
“People tell you a dream and it’s boring af” ** proceeds to tell a dream**
@loonyloonatic
@loonyloonatic 3 жыл бұрын
Chris went diving in the Great Xannier Reef
@august6389
@august6389 3 жыл бұрын
Yes! Lol
@nicholaswoods4055
@nicholaswoods4055 3 жыл бұрын
I wish I could take xanny without spiraling out of control into addiction and needing medical detox when I lose everything in my life worth having and want to restart
@esloquees3854
@esloquees3854 3 жыл бұрын
Sucks to be you druggo
@ManaBasedJohnson
@ManaBasedJohnson 3 жыл бұрын
S’real
@Publiksquare
@Publiksquare 3 жыл бұрын
You can
@pirateslifef0rme
@pirateslifef0rme 3 жыл бұрын
same. addiction is a real thing ok??
@kenartid
@kenartid 3 жыл бұрын
@@pirateslifef0rme lol
@heywoodjablome4420
@heywoodjablome4420 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making me laugh my ass off, dude.
@mastermoo3506
@mastermoo3506 3 жыл бұрын
I feel the chaos of this scenario is underappreciated. Hugh Jackman... mmm..
@maxstarkey7669
@maxstarkey7669 3 жыл бұрын
That always happens to me. The second time I go to bed in the morning I dream a movie
@Ironman829
@Ironman829 3 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to all the weirdos in the comments going after Chris for taking a xanax like we all cant go to the doctor and do the same thing.
@ChrisDEliaOfficial
@ChrisDEliaOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha
@maverickd6214
@maverickd6214 3 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisDEliaOfficial you forgot to say “hell yes” before that laugh
@auklaxer
@auklaxer 3 жыл бұрын
We don’t all go around acting like it’s cool that we have never done a drug, and then do drugs.
@bekx
@bekx 3 жыл бұрын
Haha Chris I Love this dream bit! I’ve had crazy vivid detailed dreams like this! 🤣🤣🤣
@crujones2849
@crujones2849 3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Renner music is the no 1 reason I watch the show. Laugh every time
@jimmerseiber
@jimmerseiber 3 жыл бұрын
Someone please make an animation of this.
@ryanfouts1200
@ryanfouts1200 3 жыл бұрын
Xannibal Lecter
@joshuamarks1129
@joshuamarks1129 3 жыл бұрын
👍👍Hysterical punch line, worth the wait!
@TheIndianJesusOfficial
@TheIndianJesusOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
there was no way i was gonna sit thru 6 mins of you groggily telling a dream when i saw the post, for the exact reason you highlighted, but going back now and hearing you tell it is hilarous
@brum4692
@brum4692 2 жыл бұрын
Great story teller for sure
@obkanezg2117
@obkanezg2117 3 жыл бұрын
Dude I just portaled to your second channel. Nice
@delaxanexel44
@delaxanexel44 2 жыл бұрын
When you rich you can get whatever script.
@youtubesucks9689
@youtubesucks9689 3 жыл бұрын
Chris is the funniest thing on the internet, hands down. Followed closely by Tim Dillon.
@bigstu8597
@bigstu8597 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, Tony Hinchcliffe is
@RyanBrown5
@RyanBrown5 3 жыл бұрын
@@bigstu8597 ew.
@TheprogresBMX
@TheprogresBMX 3 жыл бұрын
I hope hue jackman sees this and they recreate it🤣
@TheprogresBMX
@TheprogresBMX 2 жыл бұрын
@@yehheapsmadaybut who? Chris? Why u say that?
@adambeecroft9305
@adambeecroft9305 2 жыл бұрын
u know you gotta write this film script now including hugh as a knight and yourself as main characters
@flufyypillow4051
@flufyypillow4051 2 жыл бұрын
best ad for xans , really
@delaxanexel44
@delaxanexel44 2 жыл бұрын
You took 2 n half bars yo Lmaoo that nigga was knocked TF out
@toolbag-sy9ij
@toolbag-sy9ij 2 жыл бұрын
Nap dreams are always intense
@giorgi.japaridze
@giorgi.japaridze 3 жыл бұрын
whoaa 😂😂😂 wow, i laughed so hard.
@christtian.1
@christtian.1 Жыл бұрын
xanax sales after this episode📈 they’re movin up!
@jonahfalcon442
@jonahfalcon442 3 жыл бұрын
For a guy that doesn't drink you sure love xanny island and know all about it.
@nervousham
@nervousham 3 жыл бұрын
those are 2 different things though so whats ya point exactly
@Ironman829
@Ironman829 3 жыл бұрын
Weirdo comments
@TheBlashMusic
@TheBlashMusic 3 жыл бұрын
He never said he didn’t drink because he’s morally against it or something......he just doesn’t like concept of it.
@kylerexford1311
@kylerexford1311 3 жыл бұрын
Make friends
@therealandtheunreal
@therealandtheunreal 3 жыл бұрын
He also says he doesn't do drugs but is for sure dependant on the most popular psychoactive chemical: caffeine. Know thyself
@atvbass10
@atvbass10 3 жыл бұрын
Dude I can’t even take 1 Benadryl without turning into an absolute zombie. I can’t imagine what a Xan would do to me lol. Also keep the Jeremy Renner dig going lmao.
@crujones2849
@crujones2849 3 жыл бұрын
Benadryl is stronger than Xanax
@FactoryFugitive
@FactoryFugitive 3 жыл бұрын
@@crujones2849 They're 2 entirely different drugs. One is an antihistamine and one is an antianxiety benzodiazapene. Though taking a decent bit of both help sleep fairly well obviously.
@dannyg2197
@dannyg2197 2 жыл бұрын
If there's one piece of advice I could give you in life it's do not take benzos like Xanas, and the 2nd would be don't take opioids. You will save yourself from experiencing a hell you could never have imagined in your worst nightmares, and altering your life forever. Seriously. If you avoid those two things and manage any other vice in moderation, you'll make it through life alright
@kieranbowman2624
@kieranbowman2624 Жыл бұрын
Just took a 2mg 😂took a trip to xansabar
@jaredarnold1339
@jaredarnold1339 3 жыл бұрын
Could you imagine if you were his wife in the room and Chris was sleep talking this shit😂
@Yawnney
@Yawnney 3 жыл бұрын
Tails of a physo path. From lil Xan to full blown bates motel
@mindyhuntbeach8026
@mindyhuntbeach8026 2 жыл бұрын
Insomnia sucks! I love my Xanie Island! :)
@suzi2223
@suzi2223 3 жыл бұрын
Xanxabar lol 😂
@gr7927
@gr7927 3 жыл бұрын
Clip the twitch Jim mercs bit it’s so funny
@2015willie
@2015willie 3 жыл бұрын
Xanax is a MUCH harder drug than alcohol and weed. Chris officially has done drugs.
@FactoryFugitive
@FactoryFugitive 3 жыл бұрын
It reacts on the same receptors as alcohol & nobody dies from it (so alcohol is much worse). The withdrawals from abusing Alprazolam is another story (the worst withdrawals anyone could ever experience) BUT if you don't abuse it it's fairly safe. It's just a GABA agonist. It hits the same exact receptors without causing the internal organs damage and spikes in blood sugar that alcohol does.
@primitiveanxiety7135
@primitiveanxiety7135 3 жыл бұрын
I could talk for hours about the problem with benzos and withdrawals. Even if taken as prescribed, you're in for a play date with Satan
@slopcrusher3482
@slopcrusher3482 2 жыл бұрын
Taking a 0.25mg Xanax is like taking half a shot of vodka.
@agathacathartese7041
@agathacathartese7041 2 жыл бұрын
Alcohol is definitely harder
@iambrandon_aka_partyhous3
@iambrandon_aka_partyhous3 3 жыл бұрын
dream was eh. so. in. secure. 😂
@evonne315
@evonne315 2 жыл бұрын
"Or should I take a trip to Xaney Island?" - The moment I doubled down on my knees!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 You dont get the dreams on valium. And thats why I prefer. I have CPTSD and get "Night Terrors". I didnt even know that was a diagnosis until my doctor was like What? Hold on. And wrote the script because night terrors keep you in the trauma. Anyhew. Might help someone out there. 😙🎵
@bigstu8597
@bigstu8597 3 жыл бұрын
Why does Xanny Island feel like a foreshadowing of Chris' next scandal lmao
@matthewchunk3689
@matthewchunk3689 3 жыл бұрын
I'd like Xanax to be a part of that cult he's been talking about.
@187boi8
@187boi8 3 жыл бұрын
I love taking trips to xanny island have loose dreams lol
@jway8154
@jway8154 3 жыл бұрын
I just crescendoed around that fuckin like button!
@romerider1000
@romerider1000 3 жыл бұрын
Dude I’ve always said the same thing! My dreams are like this is my real life now….some of my dreams are my most vivid memories in my life lol. Whole experiences.
@HarrisonTheGrey
@HarrisonTheGrey 3 жыл бұрын
I love that the "Thanks" button has an S in front of it. S'thanks.
@BasketBaLLIsLife3223
@BasketBaLLIsLife3223 3 жыл бұрын
m'pissin m'self
@asiangin
@asiangin 3 жыл бұрын
I have stomach issues and sometimes take a low mg xanny and it helps so much
@CJ-bd4iz
@CJ-bd4iz 3 жыл бұрын
I cannnnn doo itttt lmfao
@cabe3231
@cabe3231 3 жыл бұрын
I had the same dream last week...😲
@jaybrucker1234
@jaybrucker1234 2 жыл бұрын
I used to eat like 10 zany bars a day. That shit will destroy you. But some people need them for sure. And it does help with stomach problems. Long as they are in frequent and prescribed.
@poppysparadise
@poppysparadise 3 жыл бұрын
shout out everyone on xanny island last night
@romerider1000
@romerider1000 2 жыл бұрын
I actually dreamt me and Chris were on a cruise ship after he just shot a movie…my brother is friends with him so I guess me hanging out with him at some point is not too weird….but I hate cruises and I can only imagine the hatred Chris would have towards cruises…why both of us were on a cruise together as friends …i have no idea how my imagination came up with that one.
@joevines3428
@joevines3428 3 жыл бұрын
I'm an alcoholic but I've never had a Xanex yet Chris has never drank but does Xanex all the time 🤔 what a world we live in.
@AirDwindler402
@AirDwindler402 3 жыл бұрын
.25 of Xanax to sleep isn't all the time. Dont project your inability to be sober on others. Because you stupidly choose to kill yourself at an early age. Enjoy serocis of the liver my baby. SLAMmmmmmm [Jeremy Renner graphic]
@joevines3428
@joevines3428 3 жыл бұрын
@@AirDwindler402 wow you really made me think 🤔
@2015willie
@2015willie 3 жыл бұрын
@@AirDwindler402 you’re smoking crack if you think taking Xanax to sleep doesn’t classify you as a drug user
@AirDwindler402
@AirDwindler402 3 жыл бұрын
@@2015willie I mean if he does it every night sure. But he didn't say that sooooo {Jeremy Renner graphic}
@2015willie
@2015willie 3 жыл бұрын
@@AirDwindler402 you don’t have to do a drug every night to be considered a drug user
@manofthehour1983
@manofthehour1983 3 жыл бұрын
Thought you were Rick Pinho when he was orange juice and had immediate access to and orange and its juice for Hugh Jackmans head. Grabs an orange And squeezes JESUS 🤖✝️ it on Hugh Jackmans head!
@Dwickeh
@Dwickeh 3 жыл бұрын
Cali and Xanny's is so weird.
@imsuperioroso
@imsuperioroso 3 жыл бұрын
Nucypher and DOGEcoin to the MOON! 🚀🚀🚀
@Vastillios
@Vastillios 3 жыл бұрын
I dream like this too fam.
@undeadSOLDIER85
@undeadSOLDIER85 Жыл бұрын
Bout to do the same 😂
@andtheywept4303
@andtheywept4303 Ай бұрын
Chris have moister just watched Deadpool and Wolverine 😂
@theBIGBLUTO
@theBIGBLUTO 3 жыл бұрын
Silly Goose time all day long 🦆🦆🦆
@auklaxer
@auklaxer 3 жыл бұрын
So much for Chris never doing drugs.
@neogeoriffic
@neogeoriffic 3 жыл бұрын
Thought the same thing.
@ChrisDEliaOfficial
@ChrisDEliaOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
What? Lol. It was a prescription I wasn’t railing cocaine.
@auklaxer
@auklaxer 3 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisDEliaOfficial I never said it wasn’t a prescription. Let’s see how sober you are in 3 years. We’ve all seen this movie before.
@LeeWaite
@LeeWaite 3 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisDEliaOfficial Xanax is what the zombies walking around the streets are on over here all get prescribed valium and xanax so try not be on it too long keep it firing on all sylabbles xanny island will fuck you up be looking like a crackhead out walking trash dog, stay safe stay weird my beautiful specimen of man and shoulders! ( broken space bar? yep, do i care , no pe ).
@Danmac_9
@Danmac_9 3 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisDEliaOfficial 🤣🤣🤣
@Publiksquare
@Publiksquare 3 жыл бұрын
Full on doper now
@Ahhhyessir
@Ahhhyessir 3 жыл бұрын
Xanax is the only thing i ever did that i liked more than alcohol
@chuckschickbaldtacos
@chuckschickbaldtacos 3 жыл бұрын
You should try a shot of Dilaudid…
@kyledavidwalsh
@kyledavidwalsh 3 жыл бұрын
Got any?
@Ahhhyessir
@Ahhhyessir 3 жыл бұрын
I would love to
@no7590
@no7590 3 жыл бұрын
man takes 1/4 of a bar of xanax and all the sudden he's an addict... some of yall forget how to breathe sometimes and it shows.
@DJFaNaTiiC
@DJFaNaTiiC 3 жыл бұрын
I think he meant 0.25 so maybe 1/8th of a bar lol
@MrJrowinski
@MrJrowinski Жыл бұрын
fuckin anxiety eh
@coreymonday1375
@coreymonday1375 2 жыл бұрын
Actually you have seen that lobby somewhere in your life because from what ive heard your brain cant create faces or places that you have never seen before
@jelliott750
@jelliott750 3 жыл бұрын
Every time i take even a half of a Xanax i forget i took it within pecker a half hour and take another and another and another. sometimes ill end up taking 20+ Xanax and forget a week of my life. because of this i will for instance buy a car or a dog or sell valuables with no trace of the money or how i acquired them. So my wife said i cant take Xanax anymore but she forgets she said that if i crush one up and put it in her coffee.
@JoshLegoLover
@JoshLegoLover 3 жыл бұрын
Hy’jackman is sorry
@1dudecrush
@1dudecrush 3 жыл бұрын
Snuthin
@genethetimemachine5514
@genethetimemachine5514 3 жыл бұрын
Def doesn’t take just .25 lol. You wouldn’t have to mention it if ya did. Bet you take .5 at least.
@ChrisDEliaOfficial
@ChrisDEliaOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
It was .25
@Ironman829
@Ironman829 3 жыл бұрын
Ga-gunk
@genethetimemachine5514
@genethetimemachine5514 3 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisDEliaOfficial naw
@Stoic_Poet
@Stoic_Poet 3 жыл бұрын
Yea no one gets barred out from .25. Especially his size and weight. My Grandma is literally prescribed .25 and she's cooking and cleaning shit on it haha
@Ironman829
@Ironman829 3 жыл бұрын
@@Stoic_Poet So yeah, about your theory, my wifes Mom used to give me .25 (quarter of a bar) to me for anxiety. I would sleep for 20-44 hours. I am 6'1" and 220 in great shape. Blows your theory all to hell. No big deal, just stop being an idiot and acting like you know shit.
@christtian.1
@christtian.1 Жыл бұрын
zanarctica
@Mkfaour
@Mkfaour 3 жыл бұрын
🤘
@Lolcow43
@Lolcow43 3 жыл бұрын
Me at 3:35 am everyday for work wish I could say... do I wanna wake up
@joebill663
@joebill663 3 жыл бұрын
S'gay dream
@Hannah-cw4dc
@Hannah-cw4dc 3 жыл бұрын
This is fruity
@Azuwat
@Azuwat 3 жыл бұрын
This is a coming out dream chris. U can be gay and have a gf or wife bro
@DRIPZERO5
@DRIPZERO5 3 жыл бұрын
Chris does look and act like a pill popper.
@thehorizontries4759
@thehorizontries4759 3 жыл бұрын
What’s this about Chris never drinking or doing drugs??? Apparently this whole time he never considered Xanax a drug.
@Ironman829
@Ironman829 3 жыл бұрын
Who cares? You seem like a cool person.
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