I watched this the second I woke up from a surreal dream and it had me in stitches. Yes, Chris! 🤘
@LeeWaite3 жыл бұрын
Chris taking a .25 and everyone thinks hes went from not a drug user to basically Ozzy osboune its great keep internetting whooooooo!
@thehorizontries47593 жыл бұрын
Nah no one thinks he’s ozzy lol. Just that he was hypocritical.
@DogLord12343 жыл бұрын
@@thehorizontries4759 how so?
@spartan_warrior59273 жыл бұрын
Love the Chris type talk wooooooo!!!
@dheck88873 жыл бұрын
The J. Renner slide gets me every time. Ya Dude!
@Khaleesi_Of_Kittens2 жыл бұрын
.25 Xanax is what your granny takes before driving to church, y'all. It ain't shit.
@johnb59582 жыл бұрын
“People tell you a dream and it’s boring af” ** proceeds to tell a dream**
@loonyloonatic3 жыл бұрын
Chris went diving in the Great Xannier Reef
@august63893 жыл бұрын
Yes! Lol
@nicholaswoods40553 жыл бұрын
I wish I could take xanny without spiraling out of control into addiction and needing medical detox when I lose everything in my life worth having and want to restart
@esloquees38543 жыл бұрын
Sucks to be you druggo
@ManaBasedJohnson3 жыл бұрын
S’real
@Publiksquare3 жыл бұрын
You can
@pirateslifef0rme3 жыл бұрын
same. addiction is a real thing ok??
@kenartid3 жыл бұрын
@@pirateslifef0rme lol
@heywoodjablome44203 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making me laugh my ass off, dude.
@mastermoo35063 жыл бұрын
I feel the chaos of this scenario is underappreciated. Hugh Jackman... mmm..
@maxstarkey76693 жыл бұрын
That always happens to me. The second time I go to bed in the morning I dream a movie
@Ironman8293 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to all the weirdos in the comments going after Chris for taking a xanax like we all cant go to the doctor and do the same thing.
@ChrisDEliaOfficial3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha
@maverickd62143 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisDEliaOfficial you forgot to say “hell yes” before that laugh
@auklaxer3 жыл бұрын
We don’t all go around acting like it’s cool that we have never done a drug, and then do drugs.
@bekx3 жыл бұрын
Haha Chris I Love this dream bit! I’ve had crazy vivid detailed dreams like this! 🤣🤣🤣
@crujones28493 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Renner music is the no 1 reason I watch the show. Laugh every time
@jimmerseiber3 жыл бұрын
Someone please make an animation of this.
@ryanfouts12003 жыл бұрын
Xannibal Lecter
@joshuamarks11293 жыл бұрын
👍👍Hysterical punch line, worth the wait!
@TheIndianJesusOfficial3 жыл бұрын
there was no way i was gonna sit thru 6 mins of you groggily telling a dream when i saw the post, for the exact reason you highlighted, but going back now and hearing you tell it is hilarous
@brum46922 жыл бұрын
Great story teller for sure
@obkanezg21173 жыл бұрын
Dude I just portaled to your second channel. Nice
@delaxanexel442 жыл бұрын
When you rich you can get whatever script.
@youtubesucks96893 жыл бұрын
Chris is the funniest thing on the internet, hands down. Followed closely by Tim Dillon.
@bigstu85973 жыл бұрын
Nah, Tony Hinchcliffe is
@RyanBrown53 жыл бұрын
@@bigstu8597 ew.
@TheprogresBMX3 жыл бұрын
I hope hue jackman sees this and they recreate it🤣
@TheprogresBMX2 жыл бұрын
@@yehheapsmadaybut who? Chris? Why u say that?
@adambeecroft93052 жыл бұрын
u know you gotta write this film script now including hugh as a knight and yourself as main characters
@flufyypillow40512 жыл бұрын
best ad for xans , really
@delaxanexel442 жыл бұрын
You took 2 n half bars yo Lmaoo that nigga was knocked TF out
@toolbag-sy9ij2 жыл бұрын
Nap dreams are always intense
@giorgi.japaridze3 жыл бұрын
whoaa 😂😂😂 wow, i laughed so hard.
@christtian.1 Жыл бұрын
xanax sales after this episode📈 they’re movin up!
@jonahfalcon4423 жыл бұрын
For a guy that doesn't drink you sure love xanny island and know all about it.
@nervousham3 жыл бұрын
those are 2 different things though so whats ya point exactly
@Ironman8293 жыл бұрын
Weirdo comments
@TheBlashMusic3 жыл бұрын
He never said he didn’t drink because he’s morally against it or something......he just doesn’t like concept of it.
@kylerexford13113 жыл бұрын
Make friends
@therealandtheunreal3 жыл бұрын
He also says he doesn't do drugs but is for sure dependant on the most popular psychoactive chemical: caffeine. Know thyself
@atvbass103 жыл бұрын
Dude I can’t even take 1 Benadryl without turning into an absolute zombie. I can’t imagine what a Xan would do to me lol. Also keep the Jeremy Renner dig going lmao.
@crujones28493 жыл бұрын
Benadryl is stronger than Xanax
@FactoryFugitive3 жыл бұрын
@@crujones2849 They're 2 entirely different drugs. One is an antihistamine and one is an antianxiety benzodiazapene. Though taking a decent bit of both help sleep fairly well obviously.
@dannyg21972 жыл бұрын
If there's one piece of advice I could give you in life it's do not take benzos like Xanas, and the 2nd would be don't take opioids. You will save yourself from experiencing a hell you could never have imagined in your worst nightmares, and altering your life forever. Seriously. If you avoid those two things and manage any other vice in moderation, you'll make it through life alright
@kieranbowman2624 Жыл бұрын
Just took a 2mg 😂took a trip to xansabar
@jaredarnold13393 жыл бұрын
Could you imagine if you were his wife in the room and Chris was sleep talking this shit😂
@Yawnney3 жыл бұрын
Tails of a physo path. From lil Xan to full blown bates motel
@mindyhuntbeach80262 жыл бұрын
Insomnia sucks! I love my Xanie Island! :)
@suzi22233 жыл бұрын
Xanxabar lol 😂
@gr79273 жыл бұрын
Clip the twitch Jim mercs bit it’s so funny
@2015willie3 жыл бұрын
Xanax is a MUCH harder drug than alcohol and weed. Chris officially has done drugs.
@FactoryFugitive3 жыл бұрын
It reacts on the same receptors as alcohol & nobody dies from it (so alcohol is much worse). The withdrawals from abusing Alprazolam is another story (the worst withdrawals anyone could ever experience) BUT if you don't abuse it it's fairly safe. It's just a GABA agonist. It hits the same exact receptors without causing the internal organs damage and spikes in blood sugar that alcohol does.
@primitiveanxiety71353 жыл бұрын
I could talk for hours about the problem with benzos and withdrawals. Even if taken as prescribed, you're in for a play date with Satan
@slopcrusher34822 жыл бұрын
Taking a 0.25mg Xanax is like taking half a shot of vodka.
@agathacathartese70412 жыл бұрын
Alcohol is definitely harder
@iambrandon_aka_partyhous33 жыл бұрын
dream was eh. so. in. secure. 😂
@evonne3152 жыл бұрын
"Or should I take a trip to Xaney Island?" - The moment I doubled down on my knees!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 You dont get the dreams on valium. And thats why I prefer. I have CPTSD and get "Night Terrors". I didnt even know that was a diagnosis until my doctor was like What? Hold on. And wrote the script because night terrors keep you in the trauma. Anyhew. Might help someone out there. 😙🎵
@bigstu85973 жыл бұрын
Why does Xanny Island feel like a foreshadowing of Chris' next scandal lmao
@matthewchunk36893 жыл бұрын
I'd like Xanax to be a part of that cult he's been talking about.
@187boi83 жыл бұрын
I love taking trips to xanny island have loose dreams lol
@jway81543 жыл бұрын
I just crescendoed around that fuckin like button!
@romerider10003 жыл бұрын
Dude I’ve always said the same thing! My dreams are like this is my real life now….some of my dreams are my most vivid memories in my life lol. Whole experiences.
@HarrisonTheGrey3 жыл бұрын
I love that the "Thanks" button has an S in front of it. S'thanks.
@BasketBaLLIsLife32233 жыл бұрын
m'pissin m'self
@asiangin3 жыл бұрын
I have stomach issues and sometimes take a low mg xanny and it helps so much
@CJ-bd4iz3 жыл бұрын
I cannnnn doo itttt lmfao
@cabe32313 жыл бұрын
I had the same dream last week...😲
@jaybrucker12342 жыл бұрын
I used to eat like 10 zany bars a day. That shit will destroy you. But some people need them for sure. And it does help with stomach problems. Long as they are in frequent and prescribed.
@poppysparadise3 жыл бұрын
shout out everyone on xanny island last night
@romerider10002 жыл бұрын
I actually dreamt me and Chris were on a cruise ship after he just shot a movie…my brother is friends with him so I guess me hanging out with him at some point is not too weird….but I hate cruises and I can only imagine the hatred Chris would have towards cruises…why both of us were on a cruise together as friends …i have no idea how my imagination came up with that one.
@joevines34283 жыл бұрын
I'm an alcoholic but I've never had a Xanex yet Chris has never drank but does Xanex all the time 🤔 what a world we live in.
@AirDwindler4023 жыл бұрын
.25 of Xanax to sleep isn't all the time. Dont project your inability to be sober on others. Because you stupidly choose to kill yourself at an early age. Enjoy serocis of the liver my baby. SLAMmmmmmm [Jeremy Renner graphic]
@joevines34283 жыл бұрын
@@AirDwindler402 wow you really made me think 🤔
@2015willie3 жыл бұрын
@@AirDwindler402 you’re smoking crack if you think taking Xanax to sleep doesn’t classify you as a drug user
@AirDwindler4023 жыл бұрын
@@2015willie I mean if he does it every night sure. But he didn't say that sooooo {Jeremy Renner graphic}
@2015willie3 жыл бұрын
@@AirDwindler402 you don’t have to do a drug every night to be considered a drug user
@manofthehour19833 жыл бұрын
Thought you were Rick Pinho when he was orange juice and had immediate access to and orange and its juice for Hugh Jackmans head. Grabs an orange And squeezes JESUS 🤖✝️ it on Hugh Jackmans head!
@Dwickeh3 жыл бұрын
Cali and Xanny's is so weird.
@imsuperioroso3 жыл бұрын
Nucypher and DOGEcoin to the MOON! 🚀🚀🚀
@Vastillios3 жыл бұрын
I dream like this too fam.
@undeadSOLDIER85 Жыл бұрын
Bout to do the same 😂
@andtheywept4303Ай бұрын
Chris have moister just watched Deadpool and Wolverine 😂
@theBIGBLUTO3 жыл бұрын
Silly Goose time all day long 🦆🦆🦆
@auklaxer3 жыл бұрын
So much for Chris never doing drugs.
@neogeoriffic3 жыл бұрын
Thought the same thing.
@ChrisDEliaOfficial3 жыл бұрын
What? Lol. It was a prescription I wasn’t railing cocaine.
@auklaxer3 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisDEliaOfficial I never said it wasn’t a prescription. Let’s see how sober you are in 3 years. We’ve all seen this movie before.
@LeeWaite3 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisDEliaOfficial Xanax is what the zombies walking around the streets are on over here all get prescribed valium and xanax so try not be on it too long keep it firing on all sylabbles xanny island will fuck you up be looking like a crackhead out walking trash dog, stay safe stay weird my beautiful specimen of man and shoulders! ( broken space bar? yep, do i care , no pe ).
@Danmac_93 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisDEliaOfficial 🤣🤣🤣
@Publiksquare3 жыл бұрын
Full on doper now
@Ahhhyessir3 жыл бұрын
Xanax is the only thing i ever did that i liked more than alcohol
@chuckschickbaldtacos3 жыл бұрын
You should try a shot of Dilaudid…
@kyledavidwalsh3 жыл бұрын
Got any?
@Ahhhyessir3 жыл бұрын
I would love to
@no75903 жыл бұрын
man takes 1/4 of a bar of xanax and all the sudden he's an addict... some of yall forget how to breathe sometimes and it shows.
@DJFaNaTiiC3 жыл бұрын
I think he meant 0.25 so maybe 1/8th of a bar lol
@MrJrowinski Жыл бұрын
fuckin anxiety eh
@coreymonday13752 жыл бұрын
Actually you have seen that lobby somewhere in your life because from what ive heard your brain cant create faces or places that you have never seen before
@jelliott7503 жыл бұрын
Every time i take even a half of a Xanax i forget i took it within pecker a half hour and take another and another and another. sometimes ill end up taking 20+ Xanax and forget a week of my life. because of this i will for instance buy a car or a dog or sell valuables with no trace of the money or how i acquired them. So my wife said i cant take Xanax anymore but she forgets she said that if i crush one up and put it in her coffee.
@JoshLegoLover3 жыл бұрын
Hy’jackman is sorry
@1dudecrush3 жыл бұрын
Snuthin
@genethetimemachine55143 жыл бұрын
Def doesn’t take just .25 lol. You wouldn’t have to mention it if ya did. Bet you take .5 at least.
@ChrisDEliaOfficial3 жыл бұрын
It was .25
@Ironman8293 жыл бұрын
Ga-gunk
@genethetimemachine55143 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisDEliaOfficial naw
@Stoic_Poet3 жыл бұрын
Yea no one gets barred out from .25. Especially his size and weight. My Grandma is literally prescribed .25 and she's cooking and cleaning shit on it haha
@Ironman8293 жыл бұрын
@@Stoic_Poet So yeah, about your theory, my wifes Mom used to give me .25 (quarter of a bar) to me for anxiety. I would sleep for 20-44 hours. I am 6'1" and 220 in great shape. Blows your theory all to hell. No big deal, just stop being an idiot and acting like you know shit.
@christtian.1 Жыл бұрын
zanarctica
@Mkfaour3 жыл бұрын
🤘
@Lolcow433 жыл бұрын
Me at 3:35 am everyday for work wish I could say... do I wanna wake up
@joebill6633 жыл бұрын
S'gay dream
@Hannah-cw4dc3 жыл бұрын
This is fruity
@Azuwat3 жыл бұрын
This is a coming out dream chris. U can be gay and have a gf or wife bro
@DRIPZERO53 жыл бұрын
Chris does look and act like a pill popper.
@thehorizontries47593 жыл бұрын
What’s this about Chris never drinking or doing drugs??? Apparently this whole time he never considered Xanax a drug.