Chris D'Elia Rants About High School and College

[@MrBrightside390]

I didn't know a single guy at 19 in college who didnt have a mental breakdown. You put, drugs, alcohol, and complete freedom together and you'll snap.

[@Smashmema]

Not to mention naps

[@Willyama]

Too accurate, you either grow from the breakdown or develop different forms of psychosis

[@Smashmema]

Luke Skywalker

[@nate6430]

lmfao this is very accurate. I actually moved to a new city for college, 2 hours away. I think I was around 20. I was away from home, my family, and I had all this freedom. I went to class for maybe two weeks, then I stopped going lol. All the freedom, drugs, and alcohol gave me anxiety and I fucking dropped out.

[@nate6430]

@@Willyama I have horrible social anxiety now

[@grizzlyjimmy135]

Just dropped out you tha man Chris

[@Nick2014B]

hahhahaha

[@corylynn8390]

🤣

[@grizzlyjimmy135]

I deadass dropped out to do online school when I posted this

[@publicoutlaw1731]

Grizzly Jimmy bro me too ur not alone

[@trefad917]

Grizzly Jimmy how’s it going?

[@elichristopher975]

Chris D'elia says he was immature until he was 35... Says at 39 while holding a Batman cup Ehhhh s'ironic

[@bluejay7819]

You sound boring

[@MikeMiller23]

Eli Christopher ya BORing

[@BlacklightSummerOfficial]

Woah woah woah woah woah woah this isn’t my

[@Christopher-oi9jo]

G Paul family guy

[@OOshawnmichaelOO]

Everyone knows Robert Dallman runs Pepperdine.

[@tagootuesday6521]

OOshawnmichaelOO everybody who’s somebody knows that

[@jacklare1630]

I'm digging Chris's self portrait in the back

[@rinshinn9161]

“I was how I was... and now I am who I am” ~words from a wise man

[@liaades9452]

I want to be an algebratician

[@loganstriker2973]

F that. Boring math problems.

[@Greg-ys2gy]

I am an algebratician

[@vicb018]

This mans memory is so crisp. All these stories he tells in his podcast And the details he can recall are legit impressive.

[@KyleBezemer]

He's probably making up random details to bolster the story :P

[@thehanukkandor590]

i feel its becuase he doesn't do drugs or drink

[@ryanrandall1727]

"We're all lost" ... Never a truer word spoken!

[@teresahowick5197]

Cameron Randall I’m SO LOST right now. Pertaining to my oldest who’s going through so many medical issues. SO LOST...

[@patr7240]

I still remember when my 4th grade teacher told us we would be using cursive writing from then on out....4th grade was the first and last time I used cursive besides signing my name

[@SuperNoncents]

I'm 35 and just now starting to hit the stride of my life. I had the gas pedal pressed down for a while but now....I'm the master chief.

[@VioletSky908]

"Read a book, now I know how it goes. Check in with me"😂😂😂

[@therealbs2000]

4:40 "i was who i was in high school and now i am who i am." Deep bro deep i love it

[@zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz]

That dude with the parrots looks like he's pod racing, but old school.

[@toasterbryant1111]

Hahahaha

[@alexjobin623]

I’m 17. You’re a great influence 👍

[@MARBLE69boy]

I had the same issue with teachers in high school, and when I asked “when will I use this in real life?” My teachers always said “for your groceries”. Also, had the same exact problem with college. It should be later in life there’s no need to figure shit out at 21

[@loustandards2827]

I asked my algebra teacher when would we use this in real life and she flat out said "You won't". I was not the best student. The joke's on her though, because now look who's got the groceries. Me. Lots of groceries.

[@AmusedTelevision]

School gives everyone a go but its really just meant to find the smartest students for future professions. If you find yourself saying "When am I ever going to use this" it's probably because you won't be in a situation where you're really required to think. The majority of STEM professions require some daily use of algebra

[@tightirl]

i use algebra and trig as a machinist.

[@spicypretzel7616]

Brooooo props for putting up such cool content ! It's also more impressive that it's just you, yet it is still very entertaining.

[@AndroidG13]

definitely agree with going to college in mid twenties instead of 18. I would do it that way if I could do it again. I lost my mind when going to college and barely studied lol. I should have just moved out, went to work, and let my hormone crazed brain settle out for a bit

[@teresahowick5197]

Gabriel Medina 100%. I fucked up big time in my late teens in university. Went back at 23 and not that I did great but much better. I was more serious. Totally different.

[@nate6430]

@@teresahowick5197 Man I dropped out of college when I was 21. I did not know what the fuck I was doing there. I'm 25 now, matured a little bit more, and I kinda know what I wanna do. What degree did you go back?

[@teresahowick5197]

Nadim I got my BA in Child Studies. It allows me to teach preschool. I just started back at work after 15 years out (raising kids) but life circumstances I had to step away. Now I’m thinking I won’t go back until my youngest (8) is older. I’m lucky I have that choice.

[@Digger-Nick]

@@nate6430 What are you looking to major in?

[@nate6430]

@@Digger-Nick bro tbh I dont think university is not for me lol. Im a hands on type of dude and I cant sit in a class for 2-4 hours listening to a person talk looking at the board while Im taking notes for 2-4 years. I'm thinking about going to barber school or doing truck driving. What about you?

[@neskapz4530]

the David Blaine part 😭

[@Sprite_525]

“Algebra-trician”

[@LisaLee__]

Dude my daughter is 9 and has been writing jokes since she was 7. And she's hilarious. Dude, she said she loves to make people laugh!! How insane is that?! I'm not funny, her dad isn't funny, like where did this come from? Also dude, freaking first talent show is coming up (4th grade) and she's doing a set! Hahahahaha dude! Oh my gosh. She wants to do a stand up set. Her father's side of the family is telling her she should do something else, she said if she does something else it'll be a comedy skit LMAO. As a parent, I'm so ecstatic to have such a dope kid, she's my entertainment lol. I know noone will ever believe me except her, cuz I always told her this, while I was pregnant I literally had this feeling that this kid would be hilarious. I'm very serious, you know how some mom's know that their kid will have like blond hair or whatever, dude I knew, the feeling that I had a funny ass baby inside of me would hit me throughout the whole 9 months. And she's exactly that. I have videos of her making up her own knock knock jokes when she was 4, like alot of them bombed but the cuteness overload made them work. I have to tell you, especially after mentioning a stand up comedy class. I'm dying laughing Because I just need other people to also know this, it's like a parent thing. Gotta tell the world how dope your kid is man

[@noahgibson482]

Luna I think it’s really cool you actually took the time to brag about your kid this much on youtube haha, I love seeing that kinda stuff. Wish your family the best

[@teresahowick5197]

Well, if she’s that funny (I believe you) then please record her. I’d love to see it.

[@LisaLee__]

@@teresahowick5197 I have so many videos on my IG but I'd rather not put it out there. I will ask her if she is ok with me putting some stuff on KZbin, thanks for the idea!

[@LisaLee__]

@@noahgibson482 I see how Chris here came from a super supportive family and both he and Matt are super well rounded, self aware and confident. The world needs more of this, families that support each other. I do realize this sounds like a Facebook mom post 😂 thnx for the well wishes

[@laurants]

I need a desk calendar with Chris’ one-liners.

[@gabrielrevita7063]

Is this an underhanded way to make me get a bird as a pet

[@randyweller4622]

I thought algebra sucks and I'd never need it. 10 years out of school I decided to go to trade school as an electrician. Guess what i needed to know? Algebra.

[@TheAdamHawk]

NOBODY is talking about that Al Pacino impression?!

[@tagootuesday6521]

Don’t even mention birds Chris, well never hear the end of it from the crypt keeper

[@camerontarantino5425]

Until Next Time! Ahahahahah!

[@noobnoob3489]

I cant stop staring at that wall bird

[@monyeeet23]

Lololol i can confirm the pen twirling thing we do not even joking

[@davidanderson7643]

I gotta walk BIRDS, bro!

[@Limescale12]

Never met an algebratrician

[@Ptc29]

He’s practically Chris Brown at Mizzou😂

[@jewnessa7]

Chris D’elia commentary is what I life for 😂

[@chadfrozt8404]

Love everything u do man hahah! And I love the eagle in the back man!!! 💯🙏🙏

[@codiefitz3876]

I loved math but it is all imaginary. Really bummed me out that I hated algebra because I always wanted to be an algebratross. LOL.

[@mikekeller3908]

Chris could do a full standup set of just silly ways to drink water

[@toddjohnson566]

4:01 He said Chris Brown because he “Runs It” so hard. And beatstheshitoutofwomen.

[@mr.jameson218]

Oi. She hit him first.

[@willyfresh]

Dog, you're talking about Calculus. That shit's for the birds.

[@CloveCoast]

I went to college tooooo early

[@norijones7882]

they still do that animal thing. with the snakes and everything.

[@themaudeassity]

Algebratrician. 🤣😂

[@loganstriker2973]

Tician not trician

[@nate6430]

Chris is all about the kids and I love it.

[@aC-nw4ug]

beautiful portrait behind him

[@PrayforPlagues668]

Chris I Gotta Walk Birds D'Elia

[@devynengelbert6799]

that eagle fucking burned my soul

[@restlessyouthproductions]

Although if you’re any kind of engineer , Algebra is a must

[@GodsNode]

100%.

[@loganstriker2973]

Well yeah. E requires math.

[@kellylynn88]

_I wish i was as i am now back then_ *YES Ive been thinking this for years lol*

[@lateralusDan]

When you're into TLC engineering and see your fav comedian diss imaginary numbers. Gotta love it

[@peterpillar5724]

Danilo Gentile in addicted to porn

[@tonysproveri9969]

The funniest human being on the face of this planet

[@jesser42]

I didn't use imaginary numbers until my final years of College, normal people don't really need to learn them unless they take calculus/ differentials

[@Jarrettmonty99]

I used them freshman year... it's extremely important to learn for those that WILL use them. Though I don't think in my school kids would take the class if they had not been in the 'advanced classes' which is really how it should be.

[@GodsNode]

@@Jarrettmonty99 Ive taken Calc 2. Imaginary mumbers are used for 1 unit in precal literally thats it.

[@ryanrandall788]

If it was up to me back then, I would've dropped out of high school and went to a school specific to what I wanted to do in life.

[@Gypsywasteland]

He runs Pepperdine

[@ibecoolman]

I think imma stop going to my algebra class now. Thank you so much mister D’elia. Naw I’m actually 29. Probably the best time to sign up for college.

[@loganwoodruff9581]

You kill me dude😂😂

[@bluedunsworth3131]

This is funny cuz I’m actually a 17 year old in high school

[@GodsNode]

Get good at algebra if you want to get a degree that is worth a shit.

[@chancey2977]

I walk around my house listening to you laughing loud, my family gets so annoyed

[@jeffarentson8542]

My senior year we introduced the class hip hop 101

[@mikebrandimarte]

I didn’t mature till 28 about two years after getting kicked out of grad school

[@thornmatthew8395]

Dude just explained my life.

[@mullmiller]

I just realized Chris could be the new joker.

[@ipsilonia]

cannot believe they tried to convince us that imaginary numbers are real. tf?!??? is this a college level philosophy course?????

[@Joshgilly94]

‘’Bro he runs Pepperdine’’

[@teresahowick5197]

Ha! I say all the time my husband only got mature at 30! But I started about 25. Once I turned 30 I felt like a whole other person.

[@pale5127]

Hey. we need «my name is penelope and im soooo cooool» merch

[@loganwoodruff9581]

Please invite Spencer Sharp and Denace to your podcast like they asked on “Cannons for Nick”

[@susanstormborn9569]

Norway has specific highschools. It WORKS! Drop out rate at my first highschool in canada, bout 30% probably 40 but when i moved to Norway and went to JUST an art school. FINISHED BRUH. All the highschools here are tailored. WE KNOW WHAT WERE ABOUT! Stop with the algerbra north america! If i lived in you for two more years id have no diploma dog!

[@sheridan7475]

Who runs this channel lol

[@yahboyee28]

SAME! hahaha I love this rant. My life too.

[@AmusedTelevision]

School gives everyone a go but its really just meant to find the smartest students for future professions. If you find yourself saying "When am I ever going to use this" it's probably because you won't be in a situation where you're really required to think. The majority of STEM professions require some daily use of algebra. Love Chris's take on it though

[@grantg5092]

That's the idea, but the public schooling system let's down plenty of brilliant people.

[@rythaguy1893]

s’not that deep

[@AmusedTelevision]

@baby bean _ that's really interesting point. Maybe classes could be streamed (1 best, 3 worst) but tough to tell a kid grade 4 why he's in class 4.3.

[@loganstriker2973]

@@AmusedTelevision -- Huh?

[@jpromero635]

I think theres still some Technical High School Almost went to one.. Don Bosco Tech in Rosemead Ca.. instead I went to Damien all guys Catholic high school in Laverne CA

[@timesize]

So right about age for college. 17 is absurd for deciding on your life/ qualifying

[@susanstormborn9569]

Birds are the fuckin best. I thought id be a cat lady in my teens. Im 31 now and im a BIRD LADY.

[@TheBottomLineView]

He’s practically chris brown 😂😂

[@theuberdork]

I grew up in Arcadia... same shit with the Asian kids & their pens. Also I feel the same way about algebra.

[@cvandy2252]

Was gonna say, yuh better acknowledge Callens respect for the birds.

[@shayekingsley7340]

6:38 to 6:48 KILLED ME

[@willschmidt4326]

I bet you ruled Hahamongna Park

[@Shezzy91]

I live in a fantasy 🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelgreco3648]

You actually use algebra every day lol but I still love ya chrees sah helareeus

[@TheSlashbrook]

Totally Agree about Algebra. Second half of the semester they paired everyone up to teach a lesson throughout the whole rest of the year. After the first two fucking students went up I said Fuck this. Laziest teaching i have ever seen. Teacher at the end would fill in the blanks of what the students who don't know shit were trying to teach the rest of the class. And you know what . . . It didn't make a fuckin DDDDEEENNNNTTTT!!!! in my life. Thanks Chris. Enjoy the podcast. You just got another subscriber.

[@afra9637]

That was slick 0:39

[@nukedukem420]

Fuck Algebra.. That felt good

[@Ainttnoway]

real facts henderson

[@Brotoshi]

Theres no apples mmkay haha

[@BryceChillis]

i cant roll with algerbra either

[@angellunsford2741]

An Algebratrician HAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

[@keezytv7854]

Eeeeeeeyyyyyyeeesssssss DUDE

[@LJ7000]

its a joking around guys calm down its still ok to like imaginary numbers.

[@verlonbaker5074]

Hasn’t Chris heard of Charter Schools haha

[@The_Dark_Gentleman]

What does dents mean

[@loganstriker2973]

I asked that as well and nobody answered lol

[@haydenarter7505]

I think Chris wanted to go to Hogwarts

[@GodsNode]

Imaginary numbers arent used but for one test in precal. Cal & calc 2 have none. Algebra is actually suuper important now days, not for real life, but in order to pass PreCal - Calc2 which you need to pass in order to get any college degree that is actually worth anything (engineering, compsci) and will get you paid. Just fyi.

[@Mike220111]

Fucking shit is never going to apply in life.

[@andrewflacca3329]

Started out in Pre Algebra Failed Algebra in 10th year And then failed Topics in 11th Yet still graduated in 11th grade with my diploma Fuck Algebra it doesnt matter

[@equationat0r263]

hella respect for the bird dude. most bird people clip their birds wings so they can walk around with the bird on their shoulder. not this guy..... this guy fucks

[@raymondregus9208]

math is pretty dope ngl

[@restlessyouthproductions]

Gold!!

[@rinshinn9161]

Wow that i= root -1 is exactly what I’m learning rn 💀💀💀 and yeah it’s dumb

[@chadfrozt8404]

Some of that shit is true about David blain hahahha 😂😂

[@joehuu6297]

make a movie called 17 again. oh wait...

[@nabilblane5247]

Joe Huu Matty P was great in that

[@michaeln2768]

Poor Danny Vick