Chris D'Elia Reacts to The Most F***** Up Instagram Post of the Week

[@matty4855]

Whats worse than IG models are the guys that follow them and comment on their pics. Ss’sadd.

[@tomwallen7271]

Rule Breaker!

[@gabrielcutler631]

Frfr

[@TheRealDoomBot]

S’sad and s’bitch

[@gglasc]

What's worse? That you can't spell...hey...autocorrect...hey... google it...hey...it's "or" not "are." lol

[@matty4855]

Gus Garcia You’re the fun guy at parties aren’t you?

[@EnderPearlRs]

"The only one stopping you is yourself." "COPS" lmao

[@ZeranZeran]

What is stopping you? FAMILY.. KIDS.. FREINDS.. ANXIETY.. FEARS.. DISORDERS.. PEOPLE LYIN lmao

[@girlspooptoo8567]

He nailed that one

[@CoenBijpost]

NO TALENT

[@mesomeone8684]

I fuckin lost it hahaha!

[@publicserviceannouncement4777]

I felt a little attacked to be honest

[@robertjohnson8250]

@@publicserviceannouncement4777 Why? It's all true

[@jonranger7978]

Yams, potatoes, Tams, flams, bams!!

[@Gio-yq8jj]

You name it

[@paulmurphy3922]

What about fapkins, napkins and napkins?

[@grandyeetburgersupreme558]

@@paulmurphy3922 and bapkins

[@paulbruce2163]

Flappin napkins an bampkins

[@evonne315]

Yams usin' too many napkins, bampkins.

[@sunshinebaconandmusic416]

“When you hit 35...” *38 year old me Hides in bathroom for a quick cry, but back to work because yams, clams, kids, house, family, anxiety....*

[@mcmacshalfilya]

Let's say we did. WE DID 💏

[@davidr6563]

Best screen name.

[@sunshinebaconandmusic416]

Thanks. 🙂

[@jikthehick12]

Shutup

[@jessen_0124]

Yaaaa hoooookin.

[@nononono12345]

Jesse N 10,000%

[@Voiceboxentertainment]

This guy is saying the exact stuff I think about everytime I open up instagram. Facts.

[@nori-2099]

Hey Chris glad to be here with you on this KZbin journey

[@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317]

This is not Chris’s account 😂

[@nori-2099]

Bruh Issa joke.

[@nori-2099]

CHU doin

[@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317]

More like a joken’t

[@ItsNessaTho]

@@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317 BOOOHH!👎😂

[@hunterstenlund7426]

“The second you turn 35, immediate tears” 😂😂

[@AndrewJDuddy]

35? More like 28.

[@kristinabevis1633]

@@AndrewJDuddy Whoa

[@brianemmettmartin]

Dude went from IG post to Ludacris to Gilligan's Island to brutally attacking the singers. He doesn't have a train of thought that gets derailed but more like a unicycle of thought on an icy mountain road. Still funny as hell though.

[@NolanCody]

😂😂😂

[@kerriewatson8914]

I continue to watch his videos solely because of his random stream of consciousness.

[@gavinstillcrazy]

THATS CHRIS BABIES! Congratulations 🎉🎉🎉

[@evonne315]

1 million unicycles. Been his dream a long time now. Its a journey. Nothin can stop a unicycle from doing what it wants in life but itself.

[@user-fn6rn2zs5j]

And we're all here for it lol

[@randymonster4105]

I love how the more he gets sarcastic the bigger his smile gets.

[@gbpdrum45]

For the past 3 weeks I’ve been recovering from major jaw surgery, and you have kept me smiling (even though it still hurts to smile.) thx Chris. You also moved me to tears to go get me my million followers. #inspiration

[@mt-zf6xp]

Age 35 aka THE WALL. The wall is undefeated.

[@carrisagrace1]

for most...

[@BigKevinSports]

Carrisa Grace NOBODY. UNDEFEATED

[@fernandogarlobo3935]

"OPEN up your back door *makes old door noise* and followers" im dead bro .

[@Maizyspringer]

i come back to this a few times week and it never seems to get less funny

[@RonanFTW]

family, kids, anxiety, age, disease

[@BazookaTooth707]

Reminds me of the song “Scapegoat” by Atmosphere

[@rachelray4040]

I can’t stop laughing about that

[@SolidaritySound]

This guy was born to make us laugh

[@mr.jameson218]

Reala T.V Not during his stand-up. yeesh.

[@SolidaritySound]

Underpaid Plumber gee wiz smh true tho

[@bendavies7641]

Chris has become my favorite...he calls out shit, people are too afraid to say

[@ep337]

''Open up your back door.. and followers'' - that's so fucking true dude😂😂😂

[@bam_bno9079]

Anxiety stress money kids family time talent YOU NAMMMMMEE IT!!🗣🗣🤣

[@braddeal9985]

My new favorite KZbin channel... god damn I just had a few needed laughs

[@fernandogeneroso5159]

I’ve learnt English just to be able to listen to this podcast! No regrets! Good stuff!

[@JiZz2Xtreme]

"You ever listen to Snoop Dogg? WE DON'T LOVE DEM HOES" lol

[@user-jm7ou9kk7n]

"Go on a retreat somerwhere." hilarious

[@ondrejvolf5092]

That cops bit got me crying laughing. Great build up.

[@cryandil6877]

I come back to this clip every once in a while 😂😂😂 damn I love Chris

[@AntonioRadovanovic]

4:13 best part of this clip and so trueeee hahahahaha that noise had me dying

[@theescoob8684]

“You’re the only one stopping you” “oh yeah?....... COPS”

[@nollieking2868]

*Literally nobody:* *Chris D'elia:* "Here's a thing dude" 😅😂

[@muiscnight]

You know why I like his podcast, sarcasm. On KZbin there is a very low amount of skillfully sarcastic personalities.

[@ModeratelyAmused]

I'm not on Instagram for the followers, I'm on it for the jokes. Chris D'Elia

[@BaDaBing1a2b]

6:35 "who does that??"... Theo Von does that lol

[@shrutefarms4741]

Chris, I can not thank you enough for preaching truth about the ridiculousness of followers and the social media quagmire. If you didn’t make me laugh so hard...just have to cry😂😢😂😢

[@zerofriends5592]

I love how Chris dimishes, ..diminishes emotional shit. Me, i need it. He inspires me. Admit it, we need him, we need assholes. Chris is that person who slaps you out of social medias crybaby world. He grabs and shakes you, "WTF are you doing?"

[@arsaeterna4285]

family, money, stress, anxiety, disorders, kids HAHAHA

[@CoachCalledRizz]

This is one of my favourite of Chris Delia's 😂😂😂

[@AmargaVida]

"Imagine these guys singing this and then all the guys directly getting all the shit kicked out of them" LOL

[@theerascal8050]

I know you know this alrdy, but I'll say it anyway, you are awesome dude. Thank you for the laughs and good vibes as well as positive energy

[@OdinYG]

Dude you’re funny as hell. Love your sense of humor haha

[@dawsonlandry2509]

Can someone edit that into an actual song? 😂😂

[@flangecorp9789]

Dawson Landry this is the Internettz...someone will be on it my friend!

[@williamwebster8367]

Lmaoo 😂🤣😭😭😭😭😭 That church part killed me bro. Thanks for that laugh, haven't laughed that hard in a while....yams, potatoes ... 😂😂😂😂

[@weeblewobble1509]

“Dude have you ever heard Snoop Dogg? We don’t love these hos” ....That part....

[@Aparski]

"Hey, why do you have a fuckin pencil, period" 😂🤣

[@PJ-vh6jr]

in the future social media will come with health warnings like cigarettes and booze.

[@sonofkami]

Im starting to love this guy its hilarious

[@michaelhuntley9103]

His face at 8:50 gets me every time hahahahahaha

[@kalekhalili8130]

Lolololololol

[@briansavage932]

It's 2am and this shit is making me cry with laughter.

[@isaltypearli6621]

So this explains my name written in all of my notebooks a thousand times

[@Nightowl333]

This is literally the funniest and most true thing I’ve ever seen 😂🤦🏼‍♂️ I’m dead

[@girlspooptoo8567]

R.I.P.

[@rachelray4040]

😂😂 best to listen to when getting ready for work. Puts me in a good mood.

[@Emma20Lou]

Rashelle Ray yes! This is what I do hahaha instant great start to the day

[@rachelray4040]

Emmaloustew isn’t it!! Then we’ll be laughing throughout the day about it!! 😃

[@Shmyrk]

“HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE NEIGHBORDICK.DOPE.MAN???” 😀

[@slyeli1115]

God this dude is fucking hilarious I can’t get enough of this guy.

[@milkweedeus]

Your anology on the yams potatos song had me dying.. I was thinking of all kinds of shit about why im stuck where I am..

[@ShookOnesTO]

The New American Dream: Just take pictures of yourself

[@slickcross]

Lmao I'm addicted to this guy's videos. Chris D'Elia for President!!!

[@DaVailis]

"Hey, ya dad died early" ;DDDDD

[@quilbog2085]

My grade 8 teacher made us write a bunch of words over and over for a language test, gave me a violent bloodlust, chris isnt lying

[@Zunerilyz]

Bro this dude be having me weak 😂😂😂 good shit

[@highhorseperthian]

Oh god his smile. I think I just seen the face of hell lmfao

[@grittygoddess]

ryan freeley yes lol

[@11darkfuneral11]

“They don’t LOVE you, they SQuirT to ya....”

[@tee.jay.e2owboyp-dro364]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fuck dude. The last part about the Gilligan's Island singers has my gut hurting from laughing so hard. Omg, that shit's too much.

[@jasonmcduffie160]

Great channel, you're a funny dude

[@rickeykoga2312]

God damn, D'elia is a roast master. My kind of humor

[@ibizavastic1621]

this man is a comedic genius, i watched this clip 4 times now. made research about that girl, watched the smashed potatoes lady. didnt regret one minute of doing it. mr. delia you have achieved true mastery of comedy by walking the fine line between truth and mockery of crazy ass degenrate people. thank you for making me crying while laughing, i never had this expirience in my life. this story hit some nerve in my brain i guess! :D

[@grassvanguard4512]

who is the girl

[@mattlutz1105]

Chris: Yams, Potatoes, Tams, Flams, Bams What she actually says: Beans, Greens, Potatoes, Tomatoes, Lambs, Rambs, Hogs, Dogs

[@dcdylan78]

Matt lutz why'd you type the same thing twice

[@THEMAN95529]

Dude shut the fuck up

[@Krilavicius]

MY HANDS ARE TIED!

[@theroamingsavage8813]

I am legitimately concerned about the future of this generation. What is she gona do after 35 with no marketable skills no trade no training.. is she gona go on welfare? Homeless?

[@withnail-and-i]

Getting 1000000 followers can be the basis of a marketable skill if she knows what she's doing (which isn't the case for the majority of those people sadly)

[@booty_hunter4207]

These people make up such a minuscule amount of the generation. There have been dreamers and dummies and everything else in every generation. They'll be fine

[@BigKevinSports]

Shell be on MY PECKAH!

[@snowboardman420]

They just sell their nudes on instagram... ya they are hookin

[@brandontrice1741]

She definitely hasn't heard area codes 😂

[@abcd230100]

Watches the one with the haunted asylum and this one... had to subscribe.

[@jordantropila7406]

The video description is amazing 😂

[@mcmacshalfilya]

YOU ARE AMAZING

[@Marius-vw9hp]

I tried tracin'. Now Im on the run.

[@sarahbillot437]

Chris, you are a comedic genius. Thank you for making me laugh after a long day...

[@8656737s]

Wow! 🤣 Shit's getting out of control lol!

[@TheBwinfrey]

Just like I could be a comedian if I had the balls to get on stage but I am terrified of speaking in public.

[@alexanderjeromewhite2380]

Usually I only say this to people who arent really getting paid for their uploads, but thanks for the upload and content man! Haha love it bro, killin it! Edit: daaamn, I wonder if it was the actual chris delia that liked my comment, or someone hes paying 🤔🤷‍♂️

[@InFideScientiam]

Alexander White what the fuck are you talking about?

[@JiZz2Xtreme]

"Hey! Your dad died early! You got PROBS.."

[@Dbone69420]

HEY DUDE this is a fucking classic and more people need to hear this

[@shaybayification]

Who is he talking about? Anybody know?

[@flex_piper]

0:30 Whitney Cummings 😁 Sorry Chris and Whitney couldn't resist.

[@Sladeofdark]

Yo he is so fucking funny. I have laughed more in these last 2 clips than i have at over 1000 JRE clips.

[@gabemyers137]

"Imagine getting your ass kicked to that song" LOL!

[@Kiq_Ash]

Lmao speak the truth sir i am cackling 😅😂

[@mcmacshalfilya]

And the truth shall set U free..

[@Serjohn]

9:09 GET IN THERE !

[@i4gotda0intment]

so uhhh anyone got a link?

[@avverdkmikjifd2433]

@daisykeech

[@tr0llbuster292]

instagram.com/p/Bw-TQR2pdhw/?hl=en

[@3brv]

Sloth from Goonies tho?! 🤣💀

[@RottenMal]

I found that original post and I think Chris made her take it down because it’s gone now hahaha

[@velipuu9387]

Jamal Landry what’s the account name

[@RottenMal]

Shawn Wood oh shit just noticed the post is still up, it’s @daisykeech

[@RottenMal]

Jeff B as we ALL should be

[@RottenMal]

Imight Realperson why would how could? S’many questions..

[@RottenMal]

Imight Realperson he could’ve made her take it down because of embarrassment after exposing how much of a psychopath she is. And that’s obvious.

[@Exgr33n]

Imagine getting your ass kicked to Gilligan's Island

[@TooChillery]

This dude is hilarious

[@silverxanderman7092]

Comedic GOLD

[@RH3D]

I need to see the Instagram post he's talking about

[@alexjacobs2080]

U see one uve seen them all

[@Swamp_Queen]

instagram.com/p/Bw-TQR2pdhw/?igshid=1nrp7ajfdvod6

[@CollinOComedy]

Her instagram is @daisykeech

[@kevflanagan2500]

What is Instagram?

[@lovemissle]

@@Swamp_Queen thanks man

[@caydenferrill2019]

This is how I pass the time traveling for work. Fucking love this young boy that’s 40 and still younger than me at 25.

[@neweravans4]

#1 comedian

[@PrayforPlagues668]

Hey.....go home 😂😂😂

[@jaimereynolds258]

😂 Love it

[@Bluegrassburnin]

This should be a PSA

[@shakester2010]

You're awesome!! :)

[@klutchxuk5203]

Why is his podcasts always shot in 144p and then uploaded to 1080p lol

[@EJacobsBeats]

watch the upload in 144, it's delightful

[@ZeranZeran]

Laziness

[@twentyfoursevensmoke]

hey... Go home... 😂😂😂

[@squintygreeneyes]

i wish he would show the photo and just cover up the name as not to out the person if he is going to show the caption too or just show the photo alone at least would make this segment way better

[@PepsiFuture]

well she has a million followers so....I'm not sure how showing a picture of someone with a million followers is hiding their identity. The literal top comment would be "that's so and so"

[@tr0llbuster292]

You literally just have to type part of the caption he's reading into google and it will take you directly to her post...

[@BLACK05GO1]

"Open up your back door, you got followers."

[@ironmountain7907]

@daisykeech on Instagram, you’re welcome!

[@sachinsamson5343]

Whos gon say it

[@wizzaking]

1 million and 1

[@calumrosscameron]

time for a big spoon of reality daisy. we comin

[@jinoy5002]

Hold my bear, ga ga gaaaadooooooooosh. Thanks B

[@lolwithsean]

She looks exactly how you think she looks, too.