Deadliest Warrior is Very Uncomfortable

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Today we're once again, and for the last time, looking at Deadliest Warrior. And of course it's still uncomfortable but that's why we love it! Anyways enjoy and like and all that stuff thanks bye.

[@ChrisJamesTV]

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[@lando8190]

👍🏻

[@grantwarner9631]

the adr over "deadliest warrior" made me do 20 skip backs

[@poopsock7493]

I had a tube of crest for dinner

[@JC-lt2tu]

Lol I Saw that slick dubbed over work on the ad good shit 😂 you’re the man Chris

[@grantwarner9631]

@@poopsock7493 i had a lasagna, cooked at 375 for 72 minutes

[@BzaafiedTheFerocious]

I swear if you just reviewed every episode standalone I'd be here for you.

[@Lereax22]

Bars

[@Dr.JeremyDunks]

Same. I've seen probably every episode. It was the go-to show when I was visiting my dad for a minute. We both enjoyed the hell out of it, though for wildly different reasons.

[@Mikailiklaussen]

Same. This show has a special place in my heart.

[@TheSpiritwockie]

Same~

[@df5826]

I subbed to your channel because you were watching this show. I was in college when this show aired and it's awesome to see someone diving into it again. Doomsday Preppers and this show are some of the best older shows you can watch just for laughs. That video you did about the bush people hunting cryptids was really good too, that show has to be real.

[@CodytheHun123]

The episode with Ivan the Terrible actually had my university professor as an expert. He basically said he literally did it because was asked to help and his son wanted to see him on the show. He also told us some of the experts they had were jokes. One was a of the guys was struggling actor.

[@GrimViridian]

I mean given that a ton of the info in the show was inaccurate af I see what he means lol

[@Hercules1-v9m]

The Samurai "expert" was literally just a Canadian radio host who is ethnicity Korean. He literally knows nothing about the Japanese.

[@Captain_Insano_nomercy]

@@Hercules1-v9m I read that the Maori expert wasn't Maori either lol

[@KmKryptonian]

@@Hercules1-v9m LMAOOOO

[@rafaelsale6364]

I read that one of the Apache experts was from Canada. He was an Indian, but not an a Apache. He knew nothing about being an Apache.

[@mee091000]

The reason that the Zande expert pointed out that his weapons are made to kill. Is because in this context his opponent notably has a lot a weaponry that is made to capture. It's actually a simple but great point to make. As the Aztecs would prioritize capturing first and killing second. So they could meet their quota of sacrifice.

[@simonandsimbagaming]

It’s one of the reasons they lost at the Battle of Otumba. The Aztecs were so confident of their victory they didn’t think to actually try to kill the Spaniards and their native allies until it was too late.

[@Thiccness_Is_Delicious]

That said the Zande come from a desert if they ended up in the deep jungle the Aztecs populated it wouldn't even be a question.

[@kinagrill]

incapacitation vs. lethality. Kinda like the Ninja and the Spartan, just a little less.... uh... extreme.

[@bigchungus_2806]

Bruh, them "little stones" are the equivalent if being shot with a 45.

[@NWLR-tv]

Don't forget it was also how Aztec warriors gained status and gained power in there society

[@handtomouth4690]

Didn't realize this was a "so bad it's good" show in the popular opinion, I unironically just enjoyed it.

[@Lucaz99]

That’s something idk I would admit for everyone to see, you’re braver than me.

[@Zman9042]

I loved the show and have since I was a kid. No shame here 🤷

[@joedredd1168]

Me too mate.

[@maniacgreen8609]

Me too and I still like it

[@WebstarGaming]

Loved it also my man

[@ulfricstormcloak9650]

Just do all of them at this point lol. Honestly every episode is comedy gold

[@Ghost_in_the_Rain]

AGREED!

[@gordondevlin977]

I 2nd that

[@tonypepperoni3157]

3rd

[@nomenclature7662]

4th

[@lukebrahler7802]

5th

[@connortremblay1259]

"I see death on a daily basis." He doesn't sound like a very good doctor, I'll be honest.

[@isaacsmith6878]

Never said they're his patients

[@pozdrav423]

Maybe he works in Chicago

[@blackearl7891]

Mva patients probably the most common one

[@EsotericThoughts93]

@@blackearl7891if he’s in the ER or ICU then it could be anything. Those nurses and docs see alot of crazy stuff. I used to work for the coroners and picked up bodies from hospital all the times and the ER people def see some “good stuff” lol I preferred getting the crime scene calls more tho personally they were far more interesting imo lol

[@danielflanard8274]

​@@EsotericThoughts93 You are correct. In one of the previous episodes he covered, the doctor states that he works in the ER.

[@ocd4957]

I said it once and I'll say it again, Chris. I will not rest until you review the yakuza vs mafia deadliest warrior episode. Things literally got so heated for no reason and the weapons that got the edge were ridiculous. Please watch, thank you.

[@0rbeez]

The yakuza vs mafia episode literally traumatized 7yo me lol, I saw the clip of them shooting up some guy taking a bath and immediately assumed that I’d be next

[@kreevisful]

​@@0rbeez That's awesome! 😂

[@R3D_Lantern]

That's a good episode. So is al capone v jessie james.

[@vespertineblue]

I laughed so hard when the Zande people were like "okay, so we have a fucking bow and arrow, a throwing axe, fucking poison, and probably a homemade grenade launcher or some shit," and the aztec people were like, "whatever bro, we have a ROCK. In a SLING. Bitch."

[@ShadeSlayer1911]

To be honest though, a skilled sling user was probably more effective than an archer, depending on what kind of ammunitions they were using.

[@surtrlombarde4243]

@@ShadeSlayer1911 I don't think so.

[@ShadeSlayer1911]

@@surtrlombarde4243 Why?

[@3starperfectdeer233]

@Surtr Lombardé Dude. Slingers were more feared than an bow and arrow

[@ShadeSlayer1911]

@@3starperfectdeer233 I heard that they could penetrate plate armor of the time, if they were using lead shot. The problem was that it took a lot longer to train a soldier up to that level than it did for an archer. Then, when muskets came around, early muskets were inferior to bows and arrows, but they were easier to train people with, so they became the new best thing. The new weapons tend to start off worse than what they were intended to replace, but be faster to train more people with, making it more effective with larger numbers. A slinger vs an archer, 1v1, at their max level, a slinger might take the win. But in large scale conflict, you might have 2 archers for every 1 slinger, and a single slinger is gonna have a harder time beating 2 archers. Or something like that.

[@jameswest66613]

Look, I'm going to be honest with you: I don't ever want you to stop doing deadliest warrior episodes. As a matter of fact, I'm here for it if you want to do every episode (of the ancient warriors) in order. How could you gloss over part of the Kpinga being a dick though?

[@esmeecampbell7396]

KZbin monetising reasons

[@iRockdTheBoat]

Its not a dick though. Its suppose to be in the shape of a chicken. So its more of a cock lol

[@DangerasTM]

Do every episode. I love Deadliest warrior its such a fun dumb show.

[@anubis8586]

The Kpinga shouldn’t even be on here. It was Nubian, so southern Egypt/maybe Northern Sudan And this guy is from Southern Sudan.

[@jamaaltodd4577]

So I just found out that the Aztec expert David Lavera went to prison for 10 years in 2015 for impersonating a Twilight actor and luring a 14 year old..... I just wanted to know what that guy was up to!!!!

[@alyssabrown-carleton6173]

Well... that was....disturbing

[@kcl902]

The real facts are always in the comments lmao

[@ChitenBugMan]

He does kinda look like taylor lautner from tje discount store

[@jamaaltodd4577]

@@ChitenBugMan right?...but the thing is, he posed as Kiowa Gordon

[@Obsiqax]

The guy was in peak shape, he could probably get any woman he wanted and still went the predator route. Fucking wild, man.

[@matthewmcmannis9367]

“Guys this video will be my last deadliest warrior video” 13 days later “Alright guys, here’s the thing. They’re still deadly”

[@thebigblippity5221]

I’m really digging the Zande warriors’ energy together when they test their weapons hahaha

[@ashwhiteforest9078]

Least they weren't talking mad shit and missing damn near every shot and then continuing to talk shit. My god. I like Aztec weapons, but this dude just messin' up and makin' a complete disgrace of his people. "They don't have a reason to really, truly fight." I *wish* they would fight at the end, holy shit. Absolutely insufferable prick.

[@anubis8586]

The Kpinga shouldn’t even be on here. It was Nubian, so southern Egypt/maybe Northern Sudan And this guy is from Southern Sudan.

[@5batmankam]

Feel free to cover every episode. I loved this show, I was the exact demographic that Spike was going for and this blew my mind when I saw it air at 14. Instant DVR and show ALL the Bois after school the next day. Love seeing you take shit the show

[@mgonzo3881]

Wow! I remember DVR and getting pissed off if I forget to extend the recording an extra 5 minutes.

[@1972ChevySupernova]

Saaaaaame

[@5batmankam]

@@mgonzo3881 the greatest humiliation my young self ever felt was bringing the crew over to bet on the Yakuza vs Mafia, and the recording cut off. I brought shame upon my family that day

[@mgonzo3881]

@5batmankam Wait! You were gonna bet on Deadliest Warrior outcome, and you think the worst part of the story was your DVR cutting off? Lol! Dude, you're awesome! I wish I was your friend!

[@5batmankam]

@@mgonzo3881 you are my friend🙂 and ya man, me and the Bois would bet on every episode. That was the definition of MUST SEE tv to us

[@Pantsinabucket]

6:55 actually a large portion of Aztec weapons were designed specifically not to kill. The macahuitl and other clubs were specifically designed to disable so the victim could be captured and used in sacrifices or POW exchanges.

[@PedroHenrique-wz1kf]

Plus wouldn't that also be in the Aztec's favor? Capturing prisoners alive when your weapons are super sharp volcanic glass-serrated clubs must have been really hard. The Zande aren't necessarily stronger for taking no prisoners? It looks like ruthlessness vs discipline imo Not to mention the Zande had no protection from the obsidian weapons other than a shield, which the Jaguar ended up chopping in half quite easily

[@Pantsinabucket]

@@PedroHenrique-wz1kf obsidian is extremely sharp but extremely brittle. It hurts like hell but if you know where to hit you’re just gonna hurt them, not kill. It wouldn’t break a shield, especially the thick cowhide ones used by most African nations.

[@PedroHenrique-wz1kf]

@@Pantsinabucket Oh, i see. Still, do you think the fight could still go either way or one has an unfair advantage? Regardless of the shitty way the tests were conducted XD

[@Pantsinabucket]

@@PedroHenrique-wz1kf well the Aztec woulda caught some disease the African was immune to before any fighting so obviously the African would win without even fighting.

[@Kinesis327]

@@Pantsinabucket whut?

[@WDDragneel]

Like you said in a previous episode, I always love the nonsense back and forth. "I pulled his heart out" - "Ahhhh but you didn't consider that I could move my internal organs into different positions" - "And you think we wouldn't expect something like that, this weapon is designed to splinter on impact and shred *every* organ in your body"

[@Goliath5100]

“But did you account for my forcefield?!??”

[@NathanPatrickLane]

@@Goliath5100 "Well I brought my dinosaur, who eats forcefield dogs!"

[@benjamincornelio6204]

I always remember the animosity these experts had for each other, even at the end when the Zande experts antagonized the Aztec at the end of the episode. Another one is the Māori and Shaolin Monk episode, where at the end, the losing expert blames the computer and the software.

[@3starperfectdeer233]

The monk should have won that. JS

[@bryanwoods3373]

@@3starperfectdeer233 I have vague memories of that episode, and I think you might be right. Like they minimized the effectiveness of the weapons. Maybe the spikes not doing as much damage due to not making larger wounds while easily skewering the brain through the eye socket.

[@Captain_Insano_nomercy]

He said the program was likely Chinese and it couldn't be trusted lmao

[@benjamincornelio6204]

@@Captain_Insano_nomercy Yeah I remember him like "Chinese are these little dudes. How they win? Computer's probably Chinese." Or something like that.

[@thehighlander333]

If you still want to review more Deadliest Warrior, I recommend Vlad the Impaler vs Sun Tzu. In that episode they literally impale a ballistic gel dummy with a giant stake up its butt for basically no reason😬

[@bk6555]

Shhh, it's for science!

[@LadyTylerBioRodriguez]

The most absurd timeline wise. A guy from ancient China that may have even been multiple people over time, vs a guy from the 15th century who has a gun. I CAN'T IMAGINE WHO WOULD WIN.

[@Lady_Evelyn]

That was a good one

[@rileyrose5166]

@@LadyTylerBioRodriguez It's even worse that they make it a one vs one. Like Sun Tzu was a strategist, of course he's gonna lose a one vs one.

[@jongon0848]

I remember that one specifically for the Team Vlad guy cutting the pig carcus almost completely clean 1 swipe.

[@Macr0Ange11]

I'd love to see what you thought of the absolute bizarre match between the Shaolin Monk and the Maori Warrior.

[@snoman5618]

Wow I was just going to mention that one as well, easily the strangest episode of the entire show imo

[@tahaninelson1152]

I would also love to see you cover this for your next "last" Deadliest Warrior video.

[@couchking4223]

Yes please this one is wild ive been recommending it every time he does a video

[@Chaos-Zakai64]

And do at least one of the episodes that used actual historical figures. Like William Wallace vs Shaka Zulu or George Washington vs Napoleon Bonaparte.

[@josephrizzo3738]

I want this so bad, one of the maori experts is literally Sauron and he is so extra

[@MannspreadVonCarstein]

The problem with a lot of the matchups, especially the weapons, is that they are being tested as 1v1. This episode is full of ranged weapons like slings, bows and atlatls which when used in formation are devastating; one rock getting thrown at you will probably miss, a hundred will probably kill you. So many of the warriors would have fought in a big group of warriors instead of just by themselves. Also please keep doing these, they're great.

[@rileyrose5166]

Agreed! It's one of the main things I think season 3 improved upon (though I think it's worse than season 2), it actually had squads of fighters so the ranged weapons don't just fly off and do nothing.

[@Er-tiC-ris]

These's also the "weapons" they choose for the fight. For example the Aztecs had close combat spears, bow and arrows, poisoned blow darts, and axes, and they also had shields which where also not used in this.

[@Captain_Insano_nomercy]

The worst example of this was the Ming warriors nest of bees. They completely undersold it when it was actually pretty impressive and would be devastating for a clump of soldiers

[@kevinlaw3135]

This show went off the rails, pretty sure they had an episode of Wherewolves vs Vampires and the experts were as weird as you can imagine lol

[@danhoopes2369]

zombies vs vampires.

[@danhoopes2369]

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[@matickills789]

​@@danhoopes2369episode pissed me off with how it ended when I was a kid. Lol the vampire wins but because he bit the head of one zombie he got infected in the end which makes no sense as they said vampires were already dead.

[@grandoblivion5268]

That’s when they started making fantasy shit I think, or maybe that was the final episode

[@gloomykasumi8580]

Keep making more deadliest warrior videos! Do the entire 3 seasons please!!! The green beret and spetsnaz one is hilarious bro. One of the dudes tries to argue with the doc about a kill shot and you can tell the doctor is just "whatever dude lmao"

[@kdb678able]

Some good shit in that one.

[@bk6555]

Great stuff! You should do Bar Rescue. Nothing like doing absurd yelling and whipping the staff up to supposedly think you could change 15 years of bad habits into 3 days to save a bar $200k in the hole 🤣

[@himwhoisnottobenamed5427]

Hey man. Every one of those bars are still open and have stuck to Jon’s business plan. Look at Piratz Tav…oh shit.

[@beanybabyrabie]

@@himwhoisnottobenamed5427 nah, many did NOT stick with what Jon taught them and closed. MANY followed his advice and are still open.

[@jacksonmuaythai]

Holy cow yessss do bar rescue Chris!!! It’s such a goldmine. May I suggest Piratz Tavern or the O-bar

[@abrahamwashington8579]

Moonshiners too lol

[@bk6555]

@@jacksonmuaythai I just went and watched the Piratez Tavern and the follow up episode....no pity for them, holy hell 🤣

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

I miss this show sometimes because it’s just fun. It’s definitely not something you should take seriously but it’s still really fun.

[@PwnzerProductions]

Actually as far as I could tell, the weapons tested on the show weren't museum pieces, but actually made in-house for the series. In season 3 they would sometimes do a segment in the weapons shop where historic weapon smith David Baker (one of the judges from Forged in Fire) would briefly show how he made the swords and weapons in the episode

[@connorhart7597]

Dude literally it doesn't matter what kind of day I've had, it INSTANTLY gets better when I see that you uploaded. Bless up my dude 🙏 🙌

[@jonahdavis9206]

Bro after this bullshit day at work no lunch break seeing a new upload from you was like an early Christmas gift, thank you, your humor will always make me feel better

[@sharidanmccorkle8536]

Facts

[@Xalidos]

Personally, for your next Final Deadliest Warrior video, I would strongly recommend the Green Beret vs the Spetsnaz. It is my all time favorite Modern matchup purely due to the experts bickering being so polarizing. The Green Berets boast C O N S T A N T L Y while the Russ- Spetsnaz are genuinely terrifying. If Navy Seal was scary for his rage, the Spetsnaz come across as villians in an action movie.

[@DragonGamer0713]

Not gonna lie, I'm STILL pissed that the spring-loaded Spetznaz knife got the edge over the Green Beret's Entrenching Tool. And we saw that episode in History class when I was in high school in 2009! Got me into the show in the first place, but still so pissed off.

[@IkeFanBoy64]

All I remember from that is the last Spetnaz guy in the battle soloing the entire Green Beret squad

[@Kasigi03]

The Aztec who scoffed at the African warrior's throwing weapon, which let's be honest for a second, kind of badass and brutal, only to show the FLIMSIEST javelin EVER, has to be the funniest thing I've seen on this show. I remember rolling on the floor watching this. Also, when he said that they don't fight for anything. Ummm... SURVIVIAL. Definitely not some invisible god which is absolutely, no reason whatsoever.

[@tyerffej]

I am sad that you're no longer going to do "the deadliest warrior" breakdowns. I can't wait for your next one!!

[@Viper-dz2kw]

I like that max slipped out of character at 8:04 and is just cracking up at how ridiculous this all is

[@STSGuitar16]

Yo Chris you REALLY need to try and get in touch with like Max or Geoff and ask them about their experience on this show. I’ve never seen either of them do an interview or comment on the show and stuff like that, plus I feel like they’d definitely be down to talk to you about some of the stuff. I mean, they’re not huge celebrities so I feel like it would be entirely within the realm of possibility of contacting them and trying to set up a Zoom call or something. It’d make you the Deadliest KZbinr BY FAR if you pulled that shit off. I would LOVE to hear what Max has to say about his time on the show and all that, so hopefully you could make that happen!

[@SDS4800]

Max actually did an interview with a smaller channel with guys who have reviewed all the episodes of DW. I'm sure its out there somewhere

[@PuchoMacker]

My guy, we need evey single episode. There is not one episode where I don't crack up, specially when Max is involved hahaha

[@weirdhousewivesclub]

"ok now put that thing literally 5 feet further back and see what happens - god, I'm starting to sound like a fucking expert on the other side." when I say that this made bust out laughing, I can't wait to see your next Deadliest Warrior video, as someone who never watched this show at the time, your commentary truly is the perfect way to consume it now and I always legitimately laugh out loud multiple times a video

[@christophercherry6514]

I knew it wasn't the last deadliest warrior video but I'm all for it!!

[@Hunter_S_Thompson]

That knife marine guy has genuinely lived rent free in the back of my head since I was a kid. Anytime Deadliest warrior was brought up, it always goes back to that guy. First guy uses a knife reasonably, then the marine goes berserk. Love it 🤣

[@jazzstringman9860]

I remember debating with friends in middle school about these warrior matchups. Brings back memories

[@bootyhole_whisperer]

I'm telling you, man, you could do every single episode and we'd love every video. You ain't missed yet

[@Snev]

I'm gonna see Meat Butterfly Dummy in my nightmares tonight, aren't I

[@sourgreendolly7685]

Literally about to lay down rn and now picturing it fly like a butterfly 🤣 thanks for that

[@sosa9754]

One of my favorites was Spetsnaz vs Green Beret. The back and forth banter between the experts was great. I think the William Wallace one was good too.

[@megongaga1984]

I'm so stoked to see your channel growth! It wasn't long ago when I discovered you at like 34K. I love your content! You legit make me laugh and not just snuff some air out of my nose in appreciation. 🖤 Edit: Fun fact. With the sling, you can carve insults into the rock and add Vicious Mockery to your attack.

[@PurpleDragonSpike]

Bro literally do every episode start to finish and I'll be one of the many watching every single one. I definitely like the variety of you jumping between shows, and not every episode will have as much to poke fun at- but in my opinion that is fine. I'm still going to watch everything you post so the more the merrier, don't tempt us with a full season like that unless you mean it! Heh

[@leviwilson6374]

I'm so happy you caved and made another one. You the real MVP Chris.

[@NyomiHendon]

Spike TV sounds like a fever dream, like I'm half convinced it isn't real

[@yvngtonyb]

Bro I hoped and prayed the last DW video wasn’t really the LAST one. Atta boy Chris. Doing the Lord’s work. Please fill out the playlist We need every episode lmao

[@dylancollins8474]

Yes my feed was dry as hell this could not be more of a blessing

[@Aaron-kf1ip]

Couldn’t agree more 😂

[@jacobcoughlin1822]

Please don’t stop making Deadliest Warrior videos I love this series😂😂

[@akasquirrel87]

The pilot episode of Apache vs Gladiator was amazing. The Gladiator "experts" use Chuck Liddell to demonstrate feats.

[@morbid_curiosity]

I vividly remember watching not only this show growing up, but also one that was basically Deadliest Warrior but with animals. They head to head fights at the end were animated or something because of course they couldn't have real animals fighting to the death. One that comes to mind is the lion vs tiger episode.

[@enerioffutt1881]

God I miss this show. Didn't always agree with some of the pairings and situations, but I still really enjoyed it.

[@ShinKyuubi]

I remember liking this show a lot...and I'm pretty sure the Vampire vs Zombie Halloween episode was the death knell for the series as people felt that was "Jump the Shark" moment. I don't get SpikeTV anymore, my satellite provider doesn't have it anymore so I don't have any idea what kinda stuff they have on the channel..last thing I remember watching a couple weeks before they dropped the channel was reruns of Biker Mice from Mars...which ngl I was happy to see as I loved that show growing up.

[@bigchiefsmackaho387]

Spiketv is long gone. Nobody has it any more

[@sethiddings7293]

"I see death on a daily basis" Uh yeah i'd like to reschedule my checkup with Dr. Armond.

[@neighborhoodturnt]

Bro please come back it’s been 3 weeks without content and Me and my girlfriend would watch your videos together thanks for all the good memories keep it up bro your funny ash

[@johnny40bagz69]

Thank you man I've been refreshing KZbin waiting on you! I appreciate you so much thank you for all the laughs you bring in uncertain times!

[@dylancollins8474]

The guy that stumbled into the studio that one time haha that was too good

[@AllOfTheHallows]

I'd actually be honored to have Chris rip on me for 20 mins straight for a tv show I did 15 years ago.

[@picahudsoniaunflocked5426]

I feel weird when I watch these vids, bc I'm paradoxically self-conscious that CJ makes me laugh out loud, tho I live alone. But I treasure those laughs. Thanks for the break from the heavy-ness today.

[@Thejordanenthusiast]

I’m surprised that at this point, you don’t call Geoff the Canadian Dane Cook

[@kalobhunt9001]

Dude when I was a kid I wanted to play with whatever they used to make the battles cause i literally thought it was a game he was inputting the stats into. I thought how cool I could input any stats and watch a simulation lol

[@STSGuitar16]

Dude I’ll keep watching your deadliest warrior vids as long as you keep making them. They’re fucking great, please don’t stop! Do the whole series!

[@thetalker.7304]

The game is even better

[@STSGuitar16]

@@thetalker.7304 oh man I remember downloading the demo for that as soon as I got my Xbox 360 lmao I had totally forgotten about the game

[@Montesama314]

"Ballistic gel horse's head." It's funny to think of a guy saying, "Oh, THAT? Pfft, this'll be a cinch compared to the LAST time I made one..."

[@doctormoreau9812]

You should have more subscribers bro. Your content is quality, kudos

[@MortisDeVil]

Hey, wake up. Chris James just posted.

[@nohbdyz3]

"You ever play craps with the devil in the pale moon light?" - Max, probably.

[@CaptainRetroStation]

It was THIS episode of "Deadliest Warrior" that inspired a (misheard) chant between myself, and my roommate at the time. You see, we didn't hear what the Zande warriors were chanting properly. They were saying, "Naim-Naim! Naim-Naim!" But, what we were hearing was, "Yum-yum! Yum-yum!" So, when we would sit down to eat together, one of us would recite an improv poem about the food, and conclude it with "yum-yum" as if to say "amen". The other would repeat, "yum-yum". For example... "We are about to put away these burgers and fries. May they not go to our hips and thighs, yum-yum." (yum-yum) "Yum-yum?" (Yum-yum) "YUM-YUM!" (YUM-YUM) Then we'd eat. It was a wonderful tradition!

[@GingerNut1701]

So much of the experts language is like kinda racially charged sometimes and it makes me cringe each time. Like “heathens” and such. To be fair, it was spike so… 😅

[@BoscoBrash]

I love the deadliest warrior videos! Everything you cover is 10/10

[@frontiercomics]

Damn core memory unlocked... Did you know the narrator is Faramir??

[@elliotness11]

Spike was that channel that knew its audience and delivered, this was my fav show, subscribed!

[@MisterGoose]

I also remember them having a video game where your character could lose limbs and that would limit your move set. I always loved playing as the pirate cause of the range.

[@megavore97]

Yeah it was a DLC for the first Chivalry game

[@abraxaszee8953]

Deadliest Warrior: Excellent premise, haphazard/over blown/terrible execution.

[@sethkrueger9294]

"Every weapon is designed to kill." "I'd say most weapons are." Um excuse me, have you already forgotten *the egg* ?

[@willhouston2680]

And the winner is the guy with a spear.... u know the weapon that all medievel armies wielded. Great video Chris!

[@sillygoofy1893]

babe, wake up! a new chris james video just dropped! AND ITS A DEADLIEST WARRIOR!!!!

[@burymeinjhenny918]

Ay what’s up Chris, great content like always, hope you’re doing well man 👍🤞

[@MisterGoose]

This whole show was just a couple guys wanting to go out in the middle of nowhere and trying out weapons which tbh would be just as cool a show. Sword and gun KZbin channels are proof enough of that concept working.

[@IronclawGaming5383]

Shaolin Monk Vs. Maori is a great one! The Maori expert is SO UPSET that his guy lost!!! XD

[@lando8190]

Will you heart my comment?

[@ciaociara]

Here for moral support

[@lando8190]

@@ciaociara He’s hearted them a few times lol I try every video

[@lando8190]

🤘🙌

[@lando8190]

Nice

[@GamerGrovyle]

Brings me back to the beginning of my ongoing argument with my father of Samurai vs Vikings.

[@monkcho7934]

I used to love this show so much as a kid 😂

[@shabamoful]

Legit me and my wife were driving back from a date last night, and I saw Chris put out a brand new video. I immediately turned off the music and said "give me 10 minutes, Chris James just uploaded"

[@Pinchington]

Hear me out... A show where a contestant is called to the stage, it all looks like jeopardy or whatever. Then they open the prize door and the contestant walks through. It's actually a giant arid biome and on the back of the door is a picture of the two warriors and a note that reads: "They know your location. They are 5 miles away. Your escape vehicle is 5miles away. You know where the vehicle is, they do not. Good luck!"

[@Wambarina]

What was all that flipping the Aztec was doing? Do that in close combat and you're dead 😂

[@dcdcards588]

i use to love this show when i was young, so sad it’s barely anywhere nowadays

[@Stainhall]

that guy needed a sling to hurl a rock at half the speed an average highschool pitcher can throw a baseball

[@Savage-en1xv]

I just love when people say Jag(wire) instead of Jag(uar) 😂😂

[@tw8364]

“We need a narrator for our terrible pseudo science show about ancient warriors” “A chance for Faramir, captain of Gondor, to show his worth”

[@rasheedhawkins3372]

Please. Every episode. I will die on this hill. I love deadliest warrior but it is the biggest grain of salt show ever. Watching someone shit post it is my new passion

[@maryyjanee247]

Lmaooo the voice over for the add was hilarious

[@KzPrime]

My Dad and I used to always watch this whenever he had some days off. We would always make fun of the doc on the show

[@seanfaherty]

The best part of the show is the insane hyperbole of the narrator. Now when I see or hear that guy I always think of this show. I'll catch the kids watching 300 and I'm " who is more Deadlaaaay ? The Spartan Warriors or the Duurtaay Persians ". Fuck I love that guy

[@Montesama314]

That Aztec weapon dude was just READY to kill someone today. The gods demand a sacrifice and it could be one of these hosts.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Deadliest Warrior is basically just Boomer Death Battle I remember it being super popular back when I was in middle school

[@FreyaofCerberus]

Good video although i will say the sling is a criminally underrated weapon. Several specialized groups and cultures historically used them to great effect. The Balearic slingers for example were reported to be able to kill a man at up to 600m with a "rock". Just saying that although the bow and arrow gets a lot of the press, the humble sling in the right hands is no joke either. Although that guy was not the right hands.

[@Enixon869]

Everyone hears "sling" and thinks Dennis the Menace and Bart Simpson with a sling shot. I can't remember where I heard it, but I liked the way I heard someone sum up the story of David and Goliath once, "David brought a gun to a knife fight"

[@esteban7143-]

Secretly hoping deadliest warrior stuff didn’t leave, but could understand how it feels like beating a dead comedy horse.

[@an0gr0br]

I have no idea how or why the algorithm served up this video in my feed, but I am here for it. I watched Deadliest Warrior every day after class in college. So bad, but so good.

[@zzygyy]

Very entertaining show.

[@untalgervasio7032]

"here doc, entertain yourself" hands over the heart...... "it is most likely dead" - the doctor

[@basementdwellercosplay]

I think they used a fake horse head cause it's a legend that Aztec warrior weapons could cut a horses head off. I don't know how true this could be but that's why they specifically used a horse

[@ThanxNo]

The doctor was actually like “i’m just a person doctor…i don’t know if cutting off the head kills a horse too”

[@kainhighwind2]

Random fun fact: In the episode with Alexander the Great, the actor that plays him in the simulation is Jason Faunt, the red Time Force Power Ranger