Spartan vs Ninja- Who Would Win?

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@jmz2144
@jmz2144 2 жыл бұрын
Have you ever seen the show Fight Quest? You should cover that one
@PHATT_TV
@PHATT_TV 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah boy, Spartans run this 💪😎
@ezralbs5157
@ezralbs5157 2 жыл бұрын
Did he say half a billion? Or was I hearing things? Because there wasn't a half billion Persians thermopylae.
@voiceofreason7558
@voiceofreason7558 2 жыл бұрын
you nailed it.. I was totally screaming "This is Sparta!!!"
@PHATT_TV
@PHATT_TV 2 жыл бұрын
@@voiceofreason7558 haha 😂 💪
@MrStupidfresh1
@MrStupidfresh1 2 жыл бұрын
Man is armored, with a spear AND a shield, good luck getting through
@mikec5400
@mikec5400 2 жыл бұрын
They would go around it.
@DefinitelyNotArielHelwani
@DefinitelyNotArielHelwani 2 жыл бұрын
SCREAMIN IT
@thehighcommunity247
@thehighcommunity247 2 жыл бұрын
Black Egg to the rescue... 🤣
@Killersquirl52
@Killersquirl52 2 жыл бұрын
I always said this and my friends told me I was stupid
@alemjacobson9180
@alemjacobson9180 2 жыл бұрын
@@mikec5400 if you think that then you don't know much about Spartans they were the best warriors in history by far. The only other warrior that is comparable would only be the Templars
@ryancorsaut5177
@ryancorsaut5177 2 жыл бұрын
Ofcourse! You have to do more of these. This just writes itself. Best series since bully beat down.
@mcontreras7595
@mcontreras7595 2 жыл бұрын
We’re few and far between that believe that only like 3 or 4 videos of these, would like more too
@jmz2144
@jmz2144 2 жыл бұрын
Steven should do Fight Quest, that show is pretty good
@ryancorsaut5177
@ryancorsaut5177 2 жыл бұрын
@@jmz2144 Also, what was that show called. Human weapon or something. That be dope.
@prodbydonat6595
@prodbydonat6595 2 жыл бұрын
bully beat down is by far the worst in my opinion ofc, caged is the coolest
@ddevil4980
@ddevil4980 2 жыл бұрын
They really didn't talk much about how the Spartans were actually trained. They were EXTREMELY brutal in training, which started from childhood. Which is why there were one of the most effective ancient military, they're only job was being a warrior, while they had slaves that did everything else.
@ChromeCobra420
@ChromeCobra420 2 жыл бұрын
Because everyone knows that shit, guy. Dont lenghten the video for some dumb, irrelevant bullshit that is common knowledge.
@necromancer7943
@necromancer7943 Жыл бұрын
Where was he watching it, I mean on what platform?
@ddevil4980
@ddevil4980 Жыл бұрын
@@necromancer7943 no clue. They probably have the episodes on here somewhere.
@jalenikezeue4114
@jalenikezeue4114 6 ай бұрын
I have big respect for the Spartans they were the original Badass's
@FreakyPhilch
@FreakyPhilch 4 ай бұрын
everybody forgets that ancient Greece had pankration which was basically no holds barred fighting lie early mma. As a matter a fact that's there Pancrase, the place Bas Rutten became famous, got its name from it. Spartans defiantly take the hand to hand because they were better wrestlers and substantially stronger.
@SenseiSeth
@SenseiSeth 2 жыл бұрын
I VIVIDLY remember watching this episode. I don’t remember the whole 5’2 ninja part though lmao
@chubbynubby24
@chubbynubby24 2 жыл бұрын
when’s the collab fam
@JamesonsJourney
@JamesonsJourney 2 жыл бұрын
@@chubbynubby24 facts
@tellas3813
@tellas3813 2 жыл бұрын
Sensei seth!
@Whosyourdaddy21
@Whosyourdaddy21 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I am not sure if 5’2” is accurate but in the time period Ninjas are from people we’re like 5 inches shorter on average.
@heroperseus007
@heroperseus007 2 жыл бұрын
'Hey Yo.' Its the bad guy Razor Ramoooo..... I mean its Sensei Freaking Seth!
@koraegi
@koraegi 2 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine an actual ninja just being plopped in front of a spartan and being forced to fight "Why am I here. I dont wanna fight." *throws eggs and random bullshit* "This is not in my job description"
@Culvey
@Culvey 2 жыл бұрын
right? my thought was the ninja would never engage the spartan one on one unless he was doing a stealth attack then running away if he didn't succeed with his first couple strikes or tricks. They didn't get involved with long drawn out fights if they could avoid doing so.
@koraegi
@koraegi 2 жыл бұрын
@@Culvey they didn't even really do much attacking Just information gathering, sabotage and assassinations for the most part
@insalubriousdithyramb1742
@insalubriousdithyramb1742 2 жыл бұрын
@@Culvey Facts. Also ninjas were mostly assasins and were used to overthrow kings and noblemen so other people could get those positions. This was not how they operated. This show is stupid.
@HeirofDacia
@HeirofDacia 2 жыл бұрын
@@insalubriousdithyramb1742 Shinobi were mostly spies, to be precise. They did their fair share of assassinations, but their main job was info gathering and scouting.
@milijanovcic4479
@milijanovcic4479 Жыл бұрын
Ninja wins easy, opener from Ninja was ruined on purpose by making the actor scream so spartan could block. That egg is the next thing that ends spartan, but he walks with eyes full of razor sharp glass. In close combat spear is hard to beat but not that hard if u use it in one hand for thrusting only. Also, Ninja never dies in this scenario, the poisoned glass from the egg would finish spartan off over time. Ninja just has so many tricks up his sleeve and, won't lose in single combat. #Poison
@CamBamKazam
@CamBamKazam 2 жыл бұрын
Spartans had a size and strength advantage. I mean look what they had to carry. I'm pretty sure they trained to endure pain as well. I had a feeling Spartans would win. Please keep these videos coming!
@dravenwag
@dravenwag 2 жыл бұрын
it wasn't just 300 spartans, there were like 7000 other greeks and it wasn't half a million it was like a bit over 300,000 people. not that it wasn't impressive but the movie definitely lied a bunch
@bcd2107
@bcd2107 2 жыл бұрын
@@dravenwag You are partially right. There were Greeks with them until it was learned that the Persians were made aware of the mountain pass then the Greeks left at night to cut them off. In the morning the Spartans did there daily exercise routine, danced and prepared for battle knowing that they would die and Xerxes was told that it looked like they were having a party and celebrating.
@krislarsen6546
@krislarsen6546 2 жыл бұрын
The problem is once the ninja through the eggshell in the Spartans eye and basically permanently blinded him for the fight the ninja would then proceed to get out of sight and quiet their movement and proceed to act like a ninja. Or at least that's what a proper ninja would do. Yes the Spartan could possibly fight through the pain but could he see well enough to strike at his Target that's my question. I'm pretty sure it's the answer is no.. especially considering what they put in those balls that they throw at their targets. I mean crushed glass in the eye that is going to blind you 100% temporarily and then the pepper that's added.
@Getamazedify
@Getamazedify Жыл бұрын
@Shadow Octopus990 same with Spartans avg height was 5’7 because humans back then weren't exactly that tall ,especially when you include their nutrition
@milijanovcic4479
@milijanovcic4479 Жыл бұрын
@@krislarsen6546 yes even a single grain of that crushed salt cuts like razor. sprinkle a little puffer fish guts innit. throw it in his eyes, climb a tree and wait.
@matthewhall7976
@matthewhall7976 2 жыл бұрын
Ya know the show is legit when they're hiring ninja's 🤣
@Dom0204s
@Dom0204s 2 жыл бұрын
As entertaining as this was, there was never really any way for the ninja to win outside of a complete sneak attack. Any up front assault would be swiftly dealt with by the professional soldier with shield, armor and spear. Easily
@sachawilliams7731
@sachawilliams7731 2 жыл бұрын
There would be a way. It would just take a lot more effort for the ninja. While the spartan could keep things simple. Cover and thrust simultaneously. Gives the spartan a huge advantage
@insalubriousdithyramb1742
@insalubriousdithyramb1742 2 жыл бұрын
I dont like the fact that sparti guy kept fighting with shards of broken glass in his eyes. Thats never going to happen. Not when weapons are involved. Also the reasons you mention are the exact reasons why ninjas never operated in this way. They would gather intelligence on the person beforehand like what kind of armor, training or equipment they use and come up with a strategy to counter that. A ninja would never engage in a lose lose situation like this.
@mattjack3983
@mattjack3983 2 жыл бұрын
@@insalubriousdithyramb1742 I absolutely believe it would be possible to continue fighting with broken glass in the eyes. That doesnt mean it automatically blinds you. Its irritating and painful, but you can still see. I was in car when I was a teenager, and had broken glass in my eyes. It damaged my left eye pretty badly, and I had to have several surgeries on both eyes to remove small bits of glass, and repair damage. But I never lost any vision, and right after the accident, even tho it was very painful, I could still see and look around. I can easily believe that an actual Spartan, who has gone thru extremely brutal and intense training his whole life, would keep fighting after getting glass in his eyes. Unless he was actually STABBED thru the eye, I don't think that glass shards are going to be enough to stop the Spartan who is armored, covered by a shield, and an expert at full on face to face combat.
@jixxytrix1705
@jixxytrix1705 2 жыл бұрын
@@mattjack3983 This was pulverized glass. The eyes would be soaked in blood
@Jaholeyoh
@Jaholeyoh 2 жыл бұрын
ninjas couldn't really beat samurai in 1 to 1 fights either the whole reason samurai struggled so much was because they couldn't tell the peasants from the peasants trying to kill them.
@ultrainstinct7419
@ultrainstinct7419 2 жыл бұрын
So happy you brought this serious back. I love that show The Deadliest Warrior 👏😃
@rodsgaming
@rodsgaming 2 жыл бұрын
I think this fight just comes down to whether the black egg hits or not bc there’s no way you’re still fighting with glass in your eyes
@leroilapue15
@leroilapue15 5 ай бұрын
​@@ArmyOfMapping and the helmet, it would be very unlikely to get complete coverage of both eyes...and I would say a Spartan with one eye still kills the Ninja
@Hamood-rc7md
@Hamood-rc7md 2 жыл бұрын
This show was my childhood thank you for bringin it back SEÑOR STRANGLE!!
@dominicgeorge9567
@dominicgeorge9567 2 жыл бұрын
Man this just keeps getting better I am loving this channel
@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 2 жыл бұрын
“Why are they so small?!” Actually, that’s because it was a requirement in some clans, like the Koga. Less calories to maintain someone taking long treks to transport information, less weight to climb around with, and probably less suspicious that someone that small could fuck you up if given the chance.
@chakatBombshell
@chakatBombshell Жыл бұрын
A small muscular person has an easier time getting into places and was easier to hide, though I will say it was also common to have a few guys of a more varied sizes as well for things like disguised spying.
@mitrahispana4119
@mitrahispana4119 Жыл бұрын
Also, nutrition wasn’t very good back then
@roberteugene7295
@roberteugene7295 6 ай бұрын
Simply put, it was the size of the average peasants in Japan of that time.
@steven7113
@steven7113 2 жыл бұрын
I remember this show. I wish they would bring it back. Best content on KZbin right here
@johnsmith-i1n
@johnsmith-i1n 6 ай бұрын
I want to see a SPARTAN VS VIKING BATTLE.... NOW THAT'S A DEATH MATCH I WOULD PAY TO SEE LIVE..
@gunfather83
@gunfather83 2 жыл бұрын
The man knows his audience. I was internally yelling the Spartans got this.
@solanowalter92
@solanowalter92 2 жыл бұрын
I feel slightly attacked at the “My viewers are spartan fanatics.” I mean I am, I even read Gates of Fire. But damn Steven, you ain’t gotta do me like that #300
@thehunzz
@thehunzz Жыл бұрын
Was confused for a minute, till I remembered David Wenham from 300 (aka Faramir in LOTR) is also the narrator on Deadliest Warrior.
@PaidGangstalker
@PaidGangstalker 2 жыл бұрын
Even with the advantage of steel, I would still give it to Spartans based on the fact that they were elite and trained for war since children. Most ninjas were peasants and likely not as educated, trained, or equipped as the average Spartan. Ninjas were also seen as dishonorable in Japan which makes me think that very few (if any) ninjas were Chads, while Spartans killed you off as a baby if you didn't come out 100% Chad, giving the 1v1 edge to Spartans for sure. Spartans also fought mainly as a unit in phalanx formation, which would absolutely dunk on any ninja assembly. Not even close dude, even if you gave ninjas crossbows and halberds they'd still get rekt
@bcd2107
@bcd2107 2 жыл бұрын
At 7 years old Spartan boys would be sent off in the wilderness to survive on their own. They had to feed and shelter themselves and it was almost encouraged to steal but would get whipped if they got caught. They also had small rectangle mounds that would have food placed on top and be guarded by the teenage boys that survived and the young kids would have to come up with strategies to attack so they could get the food. They were as much of a warrior as humanly possible and you're right, not even close.
@PaidGangstalker
@PaidGangstalker 2 жыл бұрын
@@rjohnson2813 Right! Which is why I specified not *as well* trained or educated as Spartans. For them, it was not only a way of life, but life itself. Their entire society was built around this shit, so they had every and all resource available to ensure full capability. There was no stigma in their way of life, they were admired by their people and proud of what they did which gives them such a huge advantage imo.
@NCXitlali
@NCXitlali Жыл бұрын
That's not true at all. Ninjas being peasants was a Hollywood myth. The reality is that most Ninjas were samurai anyway.
@benzelwasington4059
@benzelwasington4059 Жыл бұрын
Thats literaly not even true about ninjas xD you dont even know what your talking about or better Say trying to fight
@koreancowboy42
@koreancowboy42 Жыл бұрын
​@benzelwasington4059 ninjas were a mix of samurai and peasant class stupid, ever heard of Hattori hanzo, Iga and Koga ninja clans? I recommend you search it up on youtube and Google on reliable resources. Spartans are so over hyped
@DimiKgianni19..
@DimiKgianni19.. Жыл бұрын
Greetings from Sparta 🤝 🇬🇷 As a Spartan woman, I enjoy the video
@joet7760
@joet7760 2 жыл бұрын
As a side note, I’m pretty sure the guy narrating this was the soldier in 300 with the eye injury. It sounds like him.
@jeanpull1
@jeanpull1 2 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment! Yes, it's David Wenham but he did it under a pseudonym, presumably out of embarrassment haha. He also narrates the whole movie 300 if you remember, cool voice!
@chopstick1671
@chopstick1671 2 жыл бұрын
These type of shows really grind my gears with all the bad information haha… but somehow the morbid curiosity brings me to watch them over and over
@TheGhost-7002
@TheGhost-7002 2 жыл бұрын
A more fair fight would be a samurai vs Spartan. A Ninja was literally trained to avoid the fight as much as possible because majority of them were low class farmers and peasants who just used their tools to survive. They needed to used stealth and trickery to exploit the weaknesses in samurai, but then again if you put a samurai (probably a highly trained warrior) against a Ninja on the battlefield . The samurai would probably win.
@timothywilliams2252
@timothywilliams2252 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah... they did that on this show... and, the Spartan won! Despite the fact that the Spartan was a good 2000-years behind the samurai in technology. In fact, I would like to see a more equitable match-up of the same era, where a Spanish hidalgo takes out a samurai before he can grunt. Actually, HEMA is more realistic than all this kung-foolishness. Get over it...
@taroshindo6871
@taroshindo6871 2 жыл бұрын
In a special episode they did put the winners of the ancient world against each other, namely Spartan and samurai, the Spartan shield took the win. It didn't even look that close.
@Respect12948
@Respect12948 2 жыл бұрын
@@timothywilliams2252 honestly the samurai would demolish him
@timothywilliams2252
@timothywilliams2252 2 жыл бұрын
@@Respect12948 How?
@timothywilliams2252
@timothywilliams2252 2 жыл бұрын
@@Respect12948 Okay, let me put it this way: I was involved in a freestyle sword competition, and the practice sword we had to use was a shinai--unbalance and ridiculous practice weapon. Next, one could not score points by thrusting attacks. Only slashing was allowed. For myself, as I was trained in foil fencing, this left me at a distinct disadvantage. However, there was another competitor there. One steeped in foil, sabre, and epee... and he dominated us all! And, you know, I can't remember him parrying one attack with that stupid shinai. True, his style was more Italian than Spanish, but...
@checkm8snake
@checkm8snake 2 жыл бұрын
More of these please! This was my favorite show growing up and you're my favorite commentator: a match made in heaven!
@captainamerica6525
@captainamerica6525 2 жыл бұрын
The Spartan shield was almost impassible during its time.
@AndrewB416
@AndrewB416 2 жыл бұрын
Why they so short! LOL. I had this happen in Scotland in the castles. I had to duck and turn at an angle to get through most doors. I'm 6'3" 240 though so it makes sense. I think we're getting bigger/taller over time as a species.
@robertnewell4054
@robertnewell4054 2 жыл бұрын
Diet. 100 💯 it’s diet. Here in CenCal we have one of the largest SE Asian Communities outside of Asia. You see the children & grandchildren who have been born & raised here, teenage boys are a full head taller than their Pops & daughters their Moms.
@SABbrew
@SABbrew 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, certain governments are pumping growth hormones in food.
@_Chuck
@_Chuck 2 жыл бұрын
Loved it! I know my audience, they're screaming Sparta. 😂 Read my mind😂 Exactly what I was thinking/guessing when you said "I know my audience".😂 Good video.
@Atacas
@Atacas 5 ай бұрын
Fun fact, the guy doing the voice over for Deadliest Warrior was the one Spartan that survived and told the story to the other Spartan troops in the movie 300.
@leroilapue15
@leroilapue15 5 ай бұрын
And that character in real life became a berserker to regain his honour, he refused to fight in formation running into the enemy to seek death or glory so he couldnt be granted official honours but it was said he regained his status as a warrior
@spartanconscience2693
@spartanconscience2693 2 жыл бұрын
What is not often mentioned is the Spartan was taught to fight and kill without the armor, shield and sword in case he lost all 3. This was the basis for his training. To ignore pain in whatever form it came to him and for the sole purpose of to continue the fight.
@regionfuego6
@regionfuego6 Жыл бұрын
I get the "continue the fight" thing, but glass in the eye is not something you can just "shrug off". Is something that you could very well lose your sight forever because of it.
@sexydudeuk2172
@sexydudeuk2172 Жыл бұрын
But ninjas were stealthily and preferred to avoid fighting head on
@spartanconscience2693
@spartanconscience2693 Жыл бұрын
@@sexydudeuk2172 You mean like assassins? Not very noble.
@benzelwasington4059
@benzelwasington4059 Жыл бұрын
No Body cares about being Nobel in a fight
@spartanconscience2693
@spartanconscience2693 Жыл бұрын
@@benzelwasington4059 Spartans considered dying to defend their country was the most noble death. Not attacking a country that did nothing to their country was not noble. A modern day example is when the USA attacked Libya, Serbia, Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan. Acts of terrorism. Cowardly and not noble.
@notsoberoveranalyzer8264
@notsoberoveranalyzer8264 2 жыл бұрын
I miss this show so much. Some of the results were such bullshit, but it’s so much fun you had to tune in every time.
@jamesleblanc187
@jamesleblanc187 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love the channel!!! I’m’ve been going back through the older videos; trying to watch the entire catalog. Have you ever posted any of your fights/matches and done a breakdown of them? I think we’d all love to see something like that. Keep up the great work.
@Hi-NuAetherling
@Hi-NuAetherling 2 жыл бұрын
Ninjas making Kevin Hart look big.
@mattiOTX
@mattiOTX 2 жыл бұрын
5"2 135 really was not that small at the time. During ww2 Japanese called Americans giants. When your diet is not calorie rich with lots of vitamins and minerals you don't really grow that tall or heavy. 5'2 to like 5'5 was pretty average around the world for a very long time.
@funnyclipchallenge4078
@funnyclipchallenge4078 2 жыл бұрын
Still true , average indian is 5'5"
@skeletorlikespotatoes7846
@skeletorlikespotatoes7846 2 ай бұрын
No it wasn't 😅
@mattiOTX
@mattiOTX 2 ай бұрын
@skeletorlikespotatoes7846 yes it was and in fact it still is in many again countries with poor nutrition. In the late 1800s in the US 5"5 was the average height due to nutrition. Coming into the 1900s much of the world was still trying to catch up to a food producer like the US. We had the land and constantly looked for people to migrate. 2 minutes of research would have made you realize silence is golden. Now we all know you are an idiot.
@trevorshepard3085
@trevorshepard3085 2 жыл бұрын
It was the transition comment about the graph that did it for me on this episode to make me FINALLY leave a like, I usually don't but that one was good enough to make me laugh out loud actually and pick up my phone to open KZbin to come leave this comment 🤣
@CosmicGladiator
@CosmicGladiator 2 жыл бұрын
Another great video. You should do the Spartan vs Samurai one too
@donaldansman4272
@donaldansman4272 2 жыл бұрын
It was viking vs samurai
@CosmicGladiator
@CosmicGladiator 2 жыл бұрын
@@donaldansman4272 They did an end of season back for blood special where they put the 2 best pre gunpowder warriors against each other, Spartans vs Samurai and the 2 best post gunpowder I.R.A vs Spetsnaz
@robertsvoboda3508
@robertsvoboda3508 2 жыл бұрын
Fun. The exact title should be Movie ninja VS Spartan though. It is very likely that historical ninjas never or very-very rarely wore the black outfit. They avoided fighting as much as possible, they were more about espionage and inconspicuous assassination. A lot of present day ninjutsu masters and schools sell bullshido like many other so called traditional martial artists.
@FourTreDubbCity
@FourTreDubbCity 2 жыл бұрын
As a certified ninja at age 6 & 1/2... I can admit the Spartan would win
@milijanovcic4479
@milijanovcic4479 Жыл бұрын
one grain of crushed glass cuts like a razor, and his eyes were full of it and who knows what else was innit. after that landed its fight over.
@stanboyd1
@stanboyd1 Жыл бұрын
@@milijanovcic4479 that was just in the mock up fight, they run 1000 simulations in the computer that are based just on numbers. If the spartan raises his shield, no glass in the eye, if the spartan shuts his eyes for a second, no glass in the eyes, if the ninja just misses, no glass in the eyes. The egg is the only weapon that has some efficiency the ninja brought to the table, the others just can't get past the wall of bronze that was their shield and armor.
@milijanovcic4479
@milijanovcic4479 Жыл бұрын
Point being he did get that exact same glass egg in the eye but brushed it off like its nothing. A glass that fine require almost no force to cut into skin. big fail @@stanboyd1
@OldManJ3nkins
@OldManJ3nkins Жыл бұрын
Yeah I said it in another comment, but ninjas were assassins where as Spartans were warriors. Two different skillsets, in 1v1 battle my money is gonna be on the warrior.
@milijanovcic4479
@milijanovcic4479 Жыл бұрын
Depends who gets the opener, if Ninja was to attack Spartan from stealth being out of sight or masked as a beggar or farmer, spartan would die to poison dart. In a scenario that they both cross swords, it would be a tough battle. Definitely Ninja has all the tricks up his sleeves and a lot of surprise moves. Spartan would not be able to deal with the cunning skills of a Ninja.@@OldManJ3nkins
@bobfalfa76
@bobfalfa76 2 жыл бұрын
You should do more of these, really liked it, too bad there's only 3.
@robertnewell4054
@robertnewell4054 2 жыл бұрын
I always dug this series. Hoping you’ll also present the Apache vs. Viking episode
@ryancorsaut5177
@ryancorsaut5177 2 жыл бұрын
I think he might have done that already.
@robertnewell4054
@robertnewell4054 2 жыл бұрын
Thank ya fellas. Time to go & review the Strangle Chronicles for any missed episodes. 🙏🏽Oos!!
@donaldansman4272
@donaldansman4272 2 жыл бұрын
I think the apache fought the gladiator..
@Javier_Jimenez71
@Javier_Jimenez71 3 ай бұрын
THIS IS SPARTA!!! Thanks for reviewing these. Love this show when it was on. Saddam Hussein vs Pol Pot was good as was Army Rangers vs Spetsnaz 🥃
@carloscrecelius9597
@carloscrecelius9597 2 жыл бұрын
Loved this show. It should have been done tournament style to determine the winner of the season, though. For example, Spartan v Gladiator would have been awesome.
@gajorg69
@gajorg69 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant idea. Would have given the show alot more longevity.
@a.jthomas6132
@a.jthomas6132 2 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite episodes. I wish Paramount + can revive this series.
@RyujinRoninReach
@RyujinRoninReach 2 жыл бұрын
I wish they made more of those seasons it’s sad it’s been over a while now
@Mishalex
@Mishalex 2 жыл бұрын
They did! The show is called "Death Battle" (lol). But all kidding aside, this is the show that inspired Ben Singer and Chad James to create Death Battle, where comic book and anime characters battle one another to the death. I actually think it's awesome that a show that pretended to take itself so seriously inspired some of the best fictional throwdowns and nerdy analysis in history (at least, as far as I'm concerned).
@leroilapue15
@leroilapue15 5 ай бұрын
It was a great show but they kinda ran out of ideas by the time they started doing vampires and zombies 😅
@libertyjones1451
@libertyjones1451 2 жыл бұрын
P. S. S. The Ninjato was straight as opposed to the curved katana most are familiar with. Also the Tsuba(guard) is a solid thick square of iron or steel. This allows the sheathed sword and Tsuba to be used as a step to aide ninja in scaling walls or other obstacles. Of course the sword would be pulled up via a small string or other methods after you topped the wall. The Ninjato was purpose built for ninja doing ninja stuff.
@michaelquaye8482
@michaelquaye8482 2 жыл бұрын
Do you watch shogo?
@michaelquaye8482
@michaelquaye8482 2 жыл бұрын
Do you watch shogo?
@libertyjones1451
@libertyjones1451 2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelquaye8482 I recently subbed to him. I studied Ninjitsu at an undisclosed dojo I Kansas City.
@mrjuse5470
@mrjuse5470 2 жыл бұрын
Fiction is fun AF! But in real life you have the best combat sports channel on KZbin. Keep strangling and respect from Cali!
@DongusKong
@DongusKong 2 жыл бұрын
Wicker is an excellent shock absorber, much like a gambeson. They're fantastic if if you lack steel armour
@ChigginWhengz
@ChigginWhengz 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly hyped for more of these.
@mikec5400
@mikec5400 2 жыл бұрын
How exactly does he recover from glass in the eyes lol I think a ninja should win that easily tbh
@mikec5400
@mikec5400 2 жыл бұрын
@Jason Bourn the dude legit just battle cried the glass out of his eyes
@mrdavisdance
@mrdavisdance 2 жыл бұрын
It would be a lot harder to get a clean shot in someones eyes if they're a resisting opponent. And adrenaline is a hell of a drug. A trained war machine with a spear could kill someone before the adrenaline wears off and they collapse from pain . The ninja would stand a chance because fighting is never 100% predictable. I bet if they fought ten times, the ninja would win one or two. They were ambush fighters, Spartans trained their entire lives to fight in wars. In a one on one fight, Spartan has the upper hand
@mikec5400
@mikec5400 2 жыл бұрын
@@mrdavisdance thats a good point it is a simulation of like a thousand results
@texasman9542
@texasman9542 2 жыл бұрын
Great job brother Steven on always having entertaining content!!! Keep fighting the good fight brother!!! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
@joshuawilliams6790
@joshuawilliams6790 2 жыл бұрын
I miss this show. Even if I didn't like their outcome it was still great entertainment
@kapilthevkanapathipillai6424
@kapilthevkanapathipillai6424 2 жыл бұрын
Spies vs Warriors YEAH RIGHT you already know what's going to happen
@Sick_Boy
@Sick_Boy 2 жыл бұрын
Looove Japan, the Samurai, and Ninja historically, as well as Sparta and Spartans, equally. Spartans all day, *EVERYDAY.* Ninjas excelled due to surprise and deception. They're essentially Persians with Martial Arts and better blades. That shield dominates all, and the spear controls the range, up close or at range. No contest. Edit: My favorite Japanese weapon that isn't a sword is the Kusarigama, and Kama. I'm well-versed in both, and practiced with sharpened blades like they would have had to. Would never, ever use that weapon against spear and Spartan shield, unless ofc it's all I had. Still have a scar on my left leg from sticking the tip of a Kama into it behind the knee on a missed stroke.
@Sick_Boy
@Sick_Boy 2 жыл бұрын
@@seiryumidnite9566 ✌️😉🍻
@siciliansnow4119
@siciliansnow4119 2 жыл бұрын
I feel its very dependent on if the ninja’s true ranged weapon can go through the spartan’s armor the nigiri teppo aka a gun the ninja’s reversed engineered they also had rifles too
@Sick_Boy
@Sick_Boy 2 жыл бұрын
@@siciliansnow4119 Eh, don't see any way it'd happen. Spartans can throw their spears, they then had short sword and shield while retrieving it. That shield is just too overpowered. I think the Japanese would agree with this assessment, too, given their primary weapons of war on the battlefield were also spears and their version of a glaive, the iconic Naginata being the most well-known of them all.
@Sick_Boy
@Sick_Boy 2 жыл бұрын
@@siciliansnow4119 Don't get me wrong though, I love me some Ninja, lore, and Mythology. ✌️😉🍻
@KingSargaroth
@KingSargaroth 6 ай бұрын
Ok, you got me hooked man, please make more from Deadliest Warriors!
@RubenBtraining
@RubenBtraining 2 жыл бұрын
The ninja had no chance against the spartan in that type of battle,like others have said toe to toe in a battle as that was the spartan defiantly had the upper hand, but the ninjas are definitely not to be underestimated,there skills are very effective just not in that type of situation,great video keep up the awesome work you do,definitely really informative and entertaining.
@grandgibbon2071
@grandgibbon2071 4 ай бұрын
The problem is the spartan just wouldn't hesitate. Because they have the spear, armor, and shield. They would just move in, and attack. Initiative, and aggression wins fights. Also despite the weight, the spartan would be moving fast.
@ethanstewartstevenson7309
@ethanstewartstevenson7309 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't know I wanted this video. 🤣 Thanks Steven. 👍🏻👍🏻
@claywangerin9423
@claywangerin9423 2 жыл бұрын
"Over-easy in the eyes!" I love your commentary.
@Mirza_Tanovic
@Mirza_Tanovic 2 жыл бұрын
The historical accuracy of the whole "300" moment was actually really off. The numbers have been incredibly exaggerated, and the Spartans actually had lots of aid from their allies. I've read that the numbers were closer to 10-15 thousand greeks, not just spartans, and about 50,000 persians, which is still super impressive. But they had a big high ground advantage, which played a huge role. If they fought in the open, they probably would've gotten wrecked. Love the videos bro, keep them coming! Congrats on 200K subscribers, you deserve 100 times that!
@Mikesullin
@Mikesullin 2 жыл бұрын
I thought that the rest of their Allies where in different positions on the outskirts of Thermopylae. For the most part it was just the 300 in the pass itself?
@wadewilson0155
@wadewilson0155 2 жыл бұрын
​@@Mikesullin correct
@ChromeCobra420
@ChromeCobra420 2 жыл бұрын
It was the 300 and an extra 1,000 in combat, with the remaining waiting on the outside, but 250-500k is an appropiate guess for all of Persia's army that eventually showed up.
@not677
@not677 2 жыл бұрын
The Greeks were out numbered around 100 to 1
@PaidGangstalker
@PaidGangstalker 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, there were only 300 Spartans. Spartan society revolved around taking a small group of the most Chad alphas they could produce and maxing their stats out as hard as possible with the best training and equipment available, versus a bunch of peasants with wicker shields.
@benjaminpujols1914
@benjaminpujols1914 2 жыл бұрын
I saw those years ago when they first came out on TV so I already know who wins but it was still fun to watch
@GilbertGarcia_ojoartstudios
@GilbertGarcia_ojoartstudios 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a military Veteran. My opinion, Spartans always, hands down.
@jamesburchill7522
@jamesburchill7522 2 жыл бұрын
How does military service make you an expert?!
@Sick_Boy
@Sick_Boy 2 жыл бұрын
💯%
@Sick_Boy
@Sick_Boy 2 жыл бұрын
@@jamesburchill7522 Deeper understanding of tactics, etc. than a laymen or enthusiast. Pretty simple. Edit: TBF though, not necessary for this thought experiment. Spartans are nakedly the clear winners.
@GilbertGarcia_ojoartstudios
@GilbertGarcia_ojoartstudios 2 жыл бұрын
@@Sick_Boy I agree. I think that gear was only a small factor... an elite ninja could slice in between the Spartan armor with precision strikes, but they'd have to be a REALLY skilled fighter.
@GilbertGarcia_ojoartstudios
@GilbertGarcia_ojoartstudios 2 жыл бұрын
@@jamesburchill7522 Great question. I never said I was an expert. However, I am a combat arms Vet, so from the military schoolhouse's I've attended, training, history, understanding modern-day battle tactics, having to learn historical battle tactics... I mean, the average American doesn't concern themselves with anything even close to that depth and I don't consider my training that deep to begin with. I wanted to know my trade, so I took it seriously, paid attention, and learned. So, while I'm no expert, I have more than enough training and experience to be able to have great conversations. Also... not every service member has the same experience. Some are Pogue's, REMF's, and Chairborne Rangers... most of these types won't understand.
@Sam-uu2nx
@Sam-uu2nx 2 жыл бұрын
Dude that blinking with glass edit was physically painful great job lol
@Peaceisabeast
@Peaceisabeast 2 жыл бұрын
The Spartan is larger in terms of height and weight. That alone is often a determining factor of who wins a fight, because 5'2 135lbs dude ain't hurting 5'8 165lbs dude with shit. The difference in ability to generate power between the two would be massive. To add to this. We're talking farmers who used tricks, ambushes, and sneaky tactics to win fights against better equipped, trained, and physically superior opponents versus Spartans. Spartans, they are born perfect or they don't live, they are trained from childhood and many died from that, only the strongest and most skilled live to not only adulthood, but to fight another battle.
@PottedJam
@PottedJam 2 жыл бұрын
Sponsored by the Bank of Dumbshit ♤
@JW-bu8bn
@JW-bu8bn 2 жыл бұрын
Spartans were not born perfect , stop believing everything in 300. Sneaky tactics were used by the Viet Kong to defeat a technologically advanced opponent that is the US. I served in Afghanistan and Iraq, and even then a inferior enemy at least on paper were able to survive some of the most powerful militaries in history in Afghanistan. In Iraq once Saddam was over thrown, came the birth of ISIS , another rag tag group which is still operating to this day. Just because a society was raised to fight does not mean they could defeat everyone.
@Peaceisabeast
@Peaceisabeast 2 жыл бұрын
@@JW-bu8bn They were born perfect, without defects or abnormalities, or they didn't keep them. It in fact does make a difference to practice combat your whole life versus only having fought and put skills to use within a few years. I'm also not going to compare modern day combat with ancient combatants, that'd be a fucking joke! Members of ISIS or Taliban, etc, used IED's, surprise attacks with rockets and AK's, etc. They were even willing to use innocent people as a courier for explosives. Let's not pretend this is the same as hand to hand combat or using simple melee weaponry. A Spartan's way of life was war. They learned from childhood and when they grew to have kids of their own, they handed that down. You don't live a life long journey as a warrior unafraid of death to lose to a fucking farmer with painted eggs. Again, remember, this is a 1v1 fight between ancient combatants. If you and I fought 1v1, similar archaic weaponry, and you've far more combat experience than I have. I'd fucking lose, because that's just how reality works in this situation. If we're given IED's, firearms, RPG's, etc, the game totally changes but that's not what the video is about and is incomparable to the situation.
@begpard
@begpard 2 жыл бұрын
Love it!! I absolutely love the on point commentary
@benjaminpujols1914
@benjaminpujols1914 2 жыл бұрын
I'm roughly about the weight of what they're saying a Spartan would be I find it a little hard to believe that a Spartan was under 200 lb if you ask me a Spartan back in those days had to have been at least two hundred maybe 200 10 lb in order to be able to carry and move perfectly with those types of heavy Shield I would say a small professional wrestler or a small MMA fighter that's heavy weight of small heavyweight would have a better chance at moving that type of Shield better than the guy that did it there no offense to them because if you move a shield like that against an opponent that doesn't defend themselves you saw how clunky and heavy it was what if that dummy was able to move and fight back or run away or try to resist and ask for help or something anything it would be harder
@benjaminpujols1914
@benjaminpujols1914 2 жыл бұрын
@@littlethuggie well that's not what I hear that's not what was said in the past there were some people Romans and Spartan specifically that were supposed to be bigger and stronger than the average person which sounds similar to what you would call and all around athlete or fighter whatever you look at your lot of your MMA guys lot of them are bigger than the average person but they're barely 200 lb it's not the weight usually is just the amount of muscle you have and how you use it but to believe that a race of some of the most powerful soldiers and warriors were only 170 or 175 or something like that that's a little hard to believe because supposedly these guys would be fighting giants and things like that and Spartans believed in Gods plural they didn't believe in God himself therefore statistically the only way logically they would win any fight is if they were bigger faster and stronger than the average person and the average person without training without exercise just simply work their ass off and eat is always usually between roughly 100 to 130 lb Max and that's if they eat well but somebody who trains who is paid to train and eat not work just train like a professional athlete those guys statistically should and would be bigger faster and stronger than everybody else simply because their job is to train when Sean Mike was in professional wrestling was only 230 lb he was the smallest heavyweight in America or at least one of the smallest heavy weights in America and he was still pretty damn big compared to an average person that was about the same weight as him but they just simply don't train they don't work out they didn't do anything other than work
@Mishalex
@Mishalex 2 жыл бұрын
*Sigh* if only the ninja actually existed. I do love Ramsey Dewey's commentary on the origin of the costume from Kabuki theater, though. That dude is endlessly educational.
@A2xSpazzFTG
@A2xSpazzFTG 2 жыл бұрын
More deadliest warrior!!! Let’s goooooo keep it up!!! Love the vids always with the strangle gang
@mitrahispana4119
@mitrahispana4119 Жыл бұрын
“It is a little big though, man” 9:08 That’s what she said ♥️ 😂
@shawnfelths1605
@shawnfelths1605 2 жыл бұрын
Just Started following you a couple weeks ago keep doing what you do GOD BLESS YOU AND YOURS ALWAYS!
@Ydidutakemyname
@Ydidutakemyname 2 жыл бұрын
Super happy you brought this back!
@skeeminplot
@skeeminplot 2 жыл бұрын
Great videos bro, keep going 💯
@demarcusking8908
@demarcusking8908 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for bringing this back my boys.
@ogmiki666
@ogmiki666 2 жыл бұрын
This was great, ninjas had some slick techniques. That glass in the eye shit was brutal.
@codenameconovers3398
@codenameconovers3398 2 жыл бұрын
Love your channel bro! I almost forgot about this gem of a tv show .
@cherokeeoutlaw2.011
@cherokeeoutlaw2.011 Жыл бұрын
watching these a year later///you should do more of these Steven...there is a whole bunch of episodes out there
@herbalty754
@herbalty754 2 жыл бұрын
Just showed my BJJ buddy your channel and he’s now ducking obsessed hahaha !! You’re a legend bro!!! Sending love from England !!
@moon_vgx8951
@moon_vgx8951 2 жыл бұрын
This is now my favorite channel
@frederickmorrisiii7923
@frederickmorrisiii7923 2 жыл бұрын
7:12 in I get the innocently sucio martial arts humor I need. Steven "it's just larger and more effective" while the lab techs expound on destroyed guts and spines lmao
@philrisser6853
@philrisser6853 2 жыл бұрын
beautiful segway of the strangle gang as the 300. pretty cool man
@jobbybohnson6818
@jobbybohnson6818 2 жыл бұрын
The Deaiest Warrior videos are dope you should do every episode.
@michaellewis1703
@michaellewis1703 2 жыл бұрын
Its all about that Segway. You deliver it better than anyone
@flash980
@flash980 2 жыл бұрын
My bro Steven..droppin us da hits😎
@TheBibleGuy1991
@TheBibleGuy1991 2 жыл бұрын
You got the like this time 👍 that was too smooth I did not and could not see that one coming
@BrianClunie
@BrianClunie 2 жыл бұрын
I liked your commentary better than the original!
@mattwatson7510
@mattwatson7510 2 жыл бұрын
This is like: «Tiger vs. Crow. I Wonder who would win! Let’s make an episode out of this!!»
@swampas5543
@swampas5543 2 жыл бұрын
Bro I appreciate these reactions this show was the shot when I was 10 lol
@josephgamble8193
@josephgamble8193 9 ай бұрын
Just discovered your Deadliest Warriors videos a few days ago. You should do more! I’m especially interested in seeing you cover the Jesse James vs Al Capone one (big Western fan). No biggie if it ain’t in the schedule.
@benwiegellacrosse4448
@benwiegellacrosse4448 2 жыл бұрын
Deadliest warrior Xbox 360 game was elite. This show was a huge part of my childhood.
@ShepardVI2185
@ShepardVI2185 Жыл бұрын
Idk what you’re talking about that flip and role was completely necessary!
@jonathanvalencia5886
@jonathanvalencia5886 2 жыл бұрын
Do more man that reaction of the unnecessary front flip got me rolling.
@Rain-di2bq
@Rain-di2bq 2 жыл бұрын
The narrator for deadliest warrior, David Wenham, also played Dilios in 300. Little info drop.
@Snapshot_the_Mad_Hatter
@Snapshot_the_Mad_Hatter Ай бұрын
Ninjato is a Hollywood invention
@karateka2079
@karateka2079 2 жыл бұрын
Señor Steven strangles you are goated in the sauce my boi
@NastyNate18B
@NastyNate18B 2 жыл бұрын
Love seeing you react to deadliest warrior.
@Vevulsbruh510
@Vevulsbruh510 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh not the street fighter reference tho... YES!! 🤣🤣🤣💯
@darylwilliams5734
@darylwilliams5734 2 жыл бұрын
I love this program watched every episode 😮
@pablomotoa4416
@pablomotoa4416 2 жыл бұрын
You need to do more of these my g
@ParalyzedPlinker
@ParalyzedPlinker 2 жыл бұрын
The Doors, Strange Days album... Nice shirt man
@chriscarter6784
@chriscarter6784 2 жыл бұрын
Good one Stephen good one that one did get me
@spiceweasel
@spiceweasel 2 жыл бұрын
YES! These videos are bangers
@wellingtoncordero1435
@wellingtoncordero1435 2 жыл бұрын
Love the deadliest warrior content.
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