Come to a show and shout nonsense at me, please! Tickets on sale for a bunch of places now: www.christurnercomedy.com/tour-dates
@jesipohl67175 ай бұрын
unsubscribe
@MeppyMan5 ай бұрын
Gotta try and get this in front of Bill Nye. 😂
@gavinjones85435 ай бұрын
Why? @@jesipohl6717
@MichaelM-ik7nz5 ай бұрын
Shitty suggestions, what you made out of it was exceptionally good, even for your standards.
@elbee9095 ай бұрын
@@jesipohl6717 This isn't a mailing list
@Gardow5 ай бұрын
Bill Nye been real quiet ever since this dropped.
@MusicFromTheOm5 ай бұрын
😂😂
@PlasmaBurns5 ай бұрын
search "Bill Nye Sex Junk and Butt Stuff" ......hes pure garbage. 100% GREWMER
@samiam45445 ай бұрын
He is currently waiting for peer review on the study of whether or not he is a dick.
@aaroneschenburg40185 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@tristan89225 ай бұрын
let him cook. If yall thought Drake and Kendrick was heated, just wait til Bill responds to this.
@AntonAdelson5 ай бұрын
"Ahh, I go to Colombia and I come to comedy show to ruin it for everyone" 💀💀💀🤣🤣
@panicmosem59695 ай бұрын
All they need to do is go out in public 😂
@khuo35685 ай бұрын
Why do you white people have trouble telling Colombia and Columbia apart?
@sigurdholbarki82685 ай бұрын
😂
@bkanoid5 ай бұрын
Columbia grads ruin everything. Heck they have made-up degrees, we all need to set our expectations really low when you think of Columbia.
@tedfebo17415 ай бұрын
Columbia
@johnnysmith8635 ай бұрын
"Reverse racism"... isn't that just racism?
@GordaoSemFuturo5 ай бұрын
Yeah, but lately it looks like that stupidity took off. Another way of making it ok to be racist when you are a "minority". Extremes are just 2 sides of the same coin
@lucianoag9995 ай бұрын
Reverse racism is passing the black camouflage face paint to the black soldier because you don’t see color.
@souxcasa5 ай бұрын
Didn't it used to mean positive racism? Like Asians are good at maths was reverse racism. I think it's been redefined though
@johnnysmith8635 ай бұрын
@@souxcasa ah yes, I think you're right.
@Matt-bp5vy5 ай бұрын
They don't have anything to do so they try changing definitions every year
@VueiyVisarelli5 ай бұрын
As a Black female, I _loved_ your rap...even though I prefer metal. Guess I'm culturally appropriating, too! Seriously, though, I'm impressed w/ how it only took you a few minutes to do that, *MAD SKILLZ!!*
@VogtTD4 ай бұрын
To me, people who complain about cultural appropriation are actually saying they want cultural segregation. They also have no problems with appropriating other cultures. Where was this woman to complain when Beyoncé did country music?
@eugenkt7773 ай бұрын
do you love black metal? hahahaha
@AllIndiaMusicAIM3 ай бұрын
All these people are culturally appropriately Hinduism by using poetry and music 😂😂😂
@MaxxTheSavage2 ай бұрын
No one cares what race/color you are 🙃 You're just another beautiful human, period 😂
@lancebrown10762 ай бұрын
It sounds like you're just aware that this propaganda is just that
@samuraicheems235 ай бұрын
The way you did “I know, the frustration, cultural appropriation; coming over there from the Chicken Tikka Masala nation” was so fucking clean!!
@CarbideShrapnel5 ай бұрын
Showers at least twice a day I'd say.
@danielfitzgerald25615 ай бұрын
The emphasis on "masala" was very Biggie
@terrenceduarte53485 ай бұрын
@@CarbideShrapnelEven uses a scrub fosho 😂
@terrenceduarte53485 ай бұрын
@@danielfitzgerald2561True dat
@johnlombardo78164 ай бұрын
@@danielfitzgerald2561 bro i literally felt the biggie rhyme scheme when he did that.. you know he knows biggies music to pull it out the way he stretched the masalaaaaaa nation
@hoozentroger5 ай бұрын
How is this even possible??? I cant fathom someone coming up with such a well constructed rap on the spot!
@fire_titan57355 ай бұрын
Check out Harry Mack
@aigamisoumalaka9905 ай бұрын
this guy was surprisingly good. but Harry Mack will have you questioning the human brain
@brotbrotsen11005 ай бұрын
Probably made most of the rap up in his head while he was talking to the audience, you notice that he took his time after getting the first words for the topic. Very impressive skill
@DoDo123125 ай бұрын
HARRY MACK
@kobejohnson41035 ай бұрын
Facts lol
@Giggiyygoo5 ай бұрын
This dude practically has a superpower.
@rudyNok4 ай бұрын
Or he just smokes weed. I realized if I smoke weed I think and speak in rhymes, with no effort whatsoever.
@johnlombardo78164 ай бұрын
certainly the UK harry mack!
@arvindersingh3104 ай бұрын
Cold war Russia!!
@XBOX360Zocka4 ай бұрын
@@rudyNok nah bro that aint just smoking weed. Its just u got a superpower too and u aint strong enough yet to abuse it without weed
@rudyNok4 ай бұрын
@@XBOX360Zocka possible. Possibly we all have some kind of power that needs to be unlocked in our brains.
@SinisterSkip5 ай бұрын
I wouldn't even remember the six to seven topics that were thrown at him. Mad respect for this guy KILLIN it!
@kaasmeester59035 ай бұрын
It's called Cultural Appreciation. And it's part of what makes us human. Amazing bit, by the way. Gotta look for more
@GlassActivist5 ай бұрын
I think if people big up their influences, appreciation is right.
@djslip_irie5 ай бұрын
Well said. We need to enjoy and experience each other’s cultures.
@pepincuatro28655 ай бұрын
Call it what you want, it's the reason why we live in prosperous societies today. And the lack of it is the reason why societies that close themselves off from the rest of the world continue to live in the stone age.
@BoiledOctopus5 ай бұрын
I like the cut of your jib, sir.
@elijahmyers50695 ай бұрын
Cultural appropriation isn’t real.
@FitzyyLives5 ай бұрын
This right here is probably some of the most impressive comedy I have ever seen. Being able to take suggestions, make them flow and rhyme, and do it all completely off the dome.... how could I not subscribe?
@KeanuPitt5 ай бұрын
It’s literally what a freestyle is…
@serpenticide_5555 ай бұрын
you should check out harry mack. has a video where he free styled for 8 hours on live stream. people that donated could throw out words for him to incorporate.
@FitzyyLives5 ай бұрын
@@serpenticide_555 holy shit that sounds insane. Thanks for the tip!
@WayneBraack5 ай бұрын
Will I watched this video but that's an extreme rarity. Generally speaking I don't watch comedy.
@justsayjay4 ай бұрын
@KeanuPitt sometimes, i hate to be the ummm actually guy but "freestyle" can all be pre written. The name comes from the fact that the beat can be any beat and the words match the beat. But the actual lyrics can be off the dome ooor pre written. You really think those mumble rappers on sway in the morning or whatever shows all can "freestyle" like this? They cant. Its pretty freakin rare
@danielr95945 ай бұрын
You handled that perfectly! She was looking for a fight and you completely shut her down by not engaging, looking away in the other direction and just moving the show along. 10 out of 10 ⭐️
@ExestentialCrisis5 ай бұрын
She wasn't looking for a fight. She responded to his request.
@HaydenAndrewScott5 ай бұрын
She responded, looking for a fight
@DM-kv9kj5 ай бұрын
How do we know she wasn't just joking? How do we know she wasn't just some friend of the comedian who he asked to shout that out in order to get a load of viral views online? We don't know. Like almost everything on social media now, we in fact have very little clue at all about the reality of the situation, yet everyone is being instantly reactionary in their big instant opinions and just believing the viral video narrative. Manufactured controversy sells like nothing else and all anyone wants now is for as many people as possible to click their links after seeing wild controversial titles and wacky thumbnails. Something to seriously think about, because it really shocks me still just how many people seem to have no clue this is how the entire internet now works (also spilling over to other media).
@somemysteriousguy71145 ай бұрын
@@DM-kv9kj right because every person who heckles a comedian or gets offended at a comedy show is possibly just joking or just a friend of the comedian doing that to get views. I'm glad we have mr.big brains over here who can see through all the "manufactured controversy" of social media and tell us how the internet works, we should all wake up! 🤓
@356z5 ай бұрын
Who was actually upset?
@michaelince45975 ай бұрын
I saw Chris my first time last year at the Comedy Cellar. He is always this impressive. I turned to my friend and said, "he's the Closer. Nobody wants to try to follow that."
@Redridge075 ай бұрын
3:25 There is no such thing as reverse racism. Racism is racism.
@necroriffmonger5 ай бұрын
yep. racist is racist.
@XAE_A_Xii5 ай бұрын
Well. It’s understandable for black people to hate white for all the slavery and humiliation they had to go through in the past. I don’t support it, and not all nations of white people were involved in black slavery, and not only whites but Arabs also were heavily involved, and Africans themselves used and sell slaves , and finally many whites were enslaved (Ottoman, Persian empires, Arab caliphate, Roman Empire and so on took white people as slaves). Best thing we close the page on this and never return to our barbaric past. But for white peoples hating other races due to their feeling of superiority is much less understandable for me
@TheRealDr.Mabuse5 ай бұрын
Just because you don't understand the reasoning behind reverse racism doesn't mean it doesn't exist as a concept. Just Google it, you might learn something.
@kevinschultz60915 ай бұрын
Well, the actual definition of "reverse racism" is that (in America at least) policies that are designed to address racial injustice are actually discrimination against white people. It's a common conservative talking point, and there's very little evidence to support it. (Rather, what is more likely occurring is that, to those who have only known unjust privilege, a move towards equality feels like oppression.) that being said - yeah, Chris Turner used a more basic definition, which is "minorities being racist to white people" - which I agree is just "racism". EDIT - hey all - if you disagree with this post, that's fine. But as you can see, this thread is (as of writing) over 150 posts long. Before giving me your counterargument, please check to see if someone else has already given it, and what my response was to THEM. If you don't, the only response I will give you is "please read the thread fully, and get back to me when you have." And if you continue, I will reply with "already addressed above". EDIT II - also, please let me know which post you're responding to - I have almost 40 of them in this thread, as of writing. If you don't, I'll simply ask you to clarify, and won't respond with anything else until you do.
@sybergato5 ай бұрын
@@kevinschultz6091Question from a friend, out you rather have a black doctor who didn't do well in school get hired to operate on you for life saving procedures who was hired per policy and not scores or a white doctor who did do well?
@mikefusco92485 ай бұрын
Still in awe of this man’s talent
@AItakover5 ай бұрын
Hes a genius
@Semirotta5 ай бұрын
"Yes, I can be a dickhead aswell." Got me laughing hard. This was a good one.
@pab13815 ай бұрын
The “Aye yay yay” part had be laughing so hard lol
@mrmac63564 ай бұрын
yeah that was funny.....when he said "who's being racist to who" I'd say their little brains were exploding trying to fathom that its not just white people that can be racist
@SKARIMDEUS4 ай бұрын
This Dude is so dangerous that you don't wanna play mind games with him or even heckle ... Just PERFECT and WONDERFUL
@Adam-ot9lr5 ай бұрын
Lyrical Colonization.
@marxwasrightyall5 ай бұрын
It’s his shtick.
@donttrip82825 ай бұрын
😂
@johnb70465 ай бұрын
Comin fom the Chicken tikka masala nation
@DIRTY5IVE5 ай бұрын
😂😂
@rogerwilliams44935 ай бұрын
This is it. This is the comment! 😂
@PhatChin5 ай бұрын
*Cancel Karen has entered the chat*
@jesipohl67175 ай бұрын
;nc3l5 have entered the chat
@sirg-had88215 ай бұрын
Cancel Keisha entered a comedy club
@cyborgchicken35025 ай бұрын
@@jesipohl6717 simp for Karens has entered the chat
@brownshit15 ай бұрын
She won't fuck you bro @@sirg-had8821
@imheretochewbubblegum5 ай бұрын
Cancel Karen, good one 😂
@bitfreakazoid5 ай бұрын
Not only his amazing quick rap but his interaction with the crowd was fast. This guy is good.
@mato33625 ай бұрын
understatement of the century
@idjdb7105 ай бұрын
I'm sure she wears her own hair, and never uses indoor plumbing 😂
@SJ-Equipment5 ай бұрын
She can only eat peanut butter and pancakes if you get the joke lol
@boulderbash197002095 ай бұрын
And clothe with animal hide.
@chrisking66955 ай бұрын
Since when is plumbing tied to a specific culture? Are you dumb?
@chrisking66955 ай бұрын
@@boulderbash19700209 you think white ppl were never savages living in the woods wearing animal rawhide? They don’t even wear that in fucking Africa anymore. A fucking poor continent.
@mjverostek12785 ай бұрын
@@SJ-Equipment John Kellogg of the cereal company had a patent for producing peanut butter long before George Washington Carver had ever started playing with his nuts.
@gonzobrains5 ай бұрын
appropriation? Brits have been rhymin' in English since the days of Shakespeare.
@eriklarsson31885 ай бұрын
The *English have. Clue is in the word English, the English spawned it, you know, the people that live in a country called England.
@happymaskedguy19435 ай бұрын
People across the British Isles have been using rhyme for centuries. Not just England. But yeah, you go on your little England superiority rant.
@Chip1185 ай бұрын
@@eriklarsson3188right so the blacks approriated it according to your own mor0nic logic 🤡❄️🗑️💩
@Chip1185 ай бұрын
It happened all over the world for thousands of years.. 😂 ppl talking about appropriation while ignoring all the other appropriation are the same ppl voting for biden... Mor0ns.
@Chip1185 ай бұрын
@@happymaskedguy1943 i think OP is simply agreeing and making a point, didnt come off that way... The second guy (first response) is a fkn simpleton
@thegreyarea-WPP5 ай бұрын
As a musician, all I can say is that music is for everyone. If you don’t like people emulating past musicians that they like, go home and remove all the music you’ve ever heard from your life. If you want to take rap far enough back, you’re eventually going to reach the first poet in Babylon and the first known music in Mesopotamia and hey, we’re all appropriating the Middle East.
@LordArithon5 ай бұрын
I'm a musician as well and 100% agree
@CS-mf5un5 ай бұрын
Even then, poetry and language were hardly exclusive to this culture.
@thegreyarea-WPP5 ай бұрын
@@CS-mf5un Indeed not. At least, I hope that it has existed as long as humans have. Those were just the first places we have any evidence of each from. I’d love to know what kind of things were sung in ancient Africa as the human race began to grow.
@briancole70245 ай бұрын
Same could be said for art, braids, clothes, speech, tattoos, and anything else you can think of. An of course, you can't use the number "0" if you're not Mayan.
@rumple75515 ай бұрын
Exactly. Every time i hear "other cultures can't wear braids thats cultural appropriation and the reparations for slavery" ok fine but before we put a stop to other cultures wearing braids take a look around you 99% of everything you use came from ideas and then perfected by other cultures, so you must stop using those things because by your logic its stealing. And if we had to pay reparations for slavery then we would be going round and round forcing every country to pay up because slavery didn't start in the 15/16 century its been around since the beginning. Lots of people have zero critical thinking skills combined with massive victim complex.
@LD-vn3zu5 ай бұрын
Not just appropriating it, absolutely owning it. 😂
@Arcticwind-xw6qg5 ай бұрын
Blacks never created anything
@bkanoid5 ай бұрын
Not appropriating anything. British have been doing rhyming slang for hundreds of years. Look it up.
@rustyshackelford33714 ай бұрын
@@bkanoidYeah, all that appropriation stuff is crap. Black people complain about braids, that originated in the Netherlands. Black people have ebonics, that is actually taken from low-class British cockney. They are the ones doing the complaining AND the appropriating.
@MagneticPowder5 ай бұрын
I like how she got a bunch of boos for saying he is appropriating culture. She prob imagined cheers and to be lifted out on everyone’s shoulders 😂
@woutertron4 ай бұрын
I think most people who stick up for the outgroup expect to be unpopular, and that only strengthens their conviction that they are right. In many cases, they're right. In this case, not so much.
@thatissoquebecishh21344 ай бұрын
he is
@MagneticPowder4 ай бұрын
@@thatissoquebecishh2134except he isn’t
@thatissoquebecishh21344 ай бұрын
@@MagneticPowder tell me how he's not?
@bluesdealer4 ай бұрын
@@thatissoquebecishh2134because cultural appropriation isn’t real. It’s called cultural diffusion and it’s a good thing because that’s how art flourishes
@ad9055 ай бұрын
Not often I start laughing before the rap, those social studies students were out in force 😂😂
@Lethemographilogical5 ай бұрын
Imagine their panic as they start to enjoy the rap realizing that they are what they hate.
@publicopinion35965 ай бұрын
I'm a social science student and I was dying from that comment most people think we are just making up stuff to ruins peoples fun like when we go into micro politics and social structures from a historical perspective lol
@Thalaranthey5 ай бұрын
@@publicopinion3596 tbh i've never met sane social studies person. When i was at uni they were always stirring trouble in most dumb ways one can imagine. You give me hope xd
@Dennis-nc3vw5 ай бұрын
*sociology
@TheCHRISintheMIX5 ай бұрын
@@publicopinion3596 You're all fucking obnoxious. Even this pathetic comment you just made for a little bit of validation. Veganism of "sciences"
@DustyLosea5 ай бұрын
This guy deserves every ounce of success he has coming. What an insane talent
@Wokevaccine5 ай бұрын
Hell be cancelled before that happens unfortunately, because hes white, hetero and funny.
@tiggerthecat14 ай бұрын
Sadly today because of people like the heckler being in power, he’ll have a harder time of it!
@darrenmonsiegneur53105 ай бұрын
Imagine a British man being berated about cultural appropriation by someone speaking English.
@CloudedConcept5 ай бұрын
good one
@pochopmartin5 ай бұрын
Don't get me wrong, the woman is obviously ridiculous, but the situation is a little different when the culture being "appropriated" was violently imposed on the world for hundreds of years 😅
@tidecaller72175 ай бұрын
@@pochopmartin wtf?
@NewTimeline7775 ай бұрын
@@pochopmartin I’m a Slav from eastern Europe. Translates to slave.. I can def say my people were put through the wringer no matter their skin tone. do some reading on all cultures history and you’ll find native American Indians had slaves along with Africans. Therefore how can I buy into all this bullshit? 😂 it just makes me laugh. Reality is how we treat each other today not yesterday…
@ArtVandalay-ly2si5 ай бұрын
@@pochopmartin africa started the slave trade 😂😂😂😂
@joethompson69163 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@faithful4515 ай бұрын
I never imagined someone could be this good at freestyling.
@phoqueewe72305 ай бұрын
Biggie...
@AsuncionRJ5 ай бұрын
Harry Mack
@HolyRollerTV5 ай бұрын
its easy these days, theres countless tutorials online, rhyming dictionaries on ebay, historical freestyle battles pop some Adderall and one can learn in a a couple of weeks...sadly people use the internet to become more stupid as opposed to usingthe internet as an educational tool...
@UniqueG245 ай бұрын
@@HolyRollerTV 🙄 You still need a good memory, a considerable active vocabulary, a quick wit and broad general knowledge, a sharp intellect, time, dedication and a TON of practice, and the balls to pull it off in front of a crowd to bring it anywhere near this level. Nothing about that performance was "easy", and it speaks to his skills to make it look that. Guzzle all the Adderall you want, chances are you'll never make it. Sure as hell I wouldn't, not in a hundred years.
@johnlombardo78164 ай бұрын
@@HolyRollerTV easy? hahaha remembering the words before you rap is hard enough.. let alone laying the track down .. gimme a break..
@KING-FU5 ай бұрын
Brilliant! Extemporaneous British Rapping… 95% of the people in that room couldn’t create, compose and drop those lines if you gave them an entire day. He did it on stage, in 5+ minutes while working the crowd, interacting and finding humor in their silly ideas. Bravo! 👏
@fuscazo53995 ай бұрын
I mean, but maybe they have actual professions that are useful?
@KING-FU5 ай бұрын
@@fuscazo5399 Laughter contributes to happiness and has proven health / healing benefits. What he did requires intelligence, complex cognitive abilities and skill. If you don’t see that as being a “useful” career / excercise, I have sympathy for you. Please, find a source for true joy in your life and refrain from being so negative.
@effyiew73184 ай бұрын
@@fuscazo5399 No one who yells out "Cultural Appropriation" will ever be useful to the human race.
@johnlombardo78164 ай бұрын
@@KING-FU bam! well done mate!
@KING-FU4 ай бұрын
@@johnlombardo7816 Thanks. Bob’s Your Uncle! Wasn’t really trying for a “Bam”, but I get tired of all the negativity online. Especially if someone pays respect / is positive with their comments, why go that direction? I didn’t think I said anything controversial. Life’s too short for most people, so without pushing fantasy, I choose to encourage “most” everyone to do their best at finding happiness. All that negativity is contagious. ✌🏼
@Aritro775 ай бұрын
Lololol. Best way to respond was to absolutely knock that rap out of the park!
@judsdragon4 ай бұрын
never really been a fan of rap but this is about the 4th or 5th vid iv seen of Chris Turner and he amuses me each time, nice work dude takes some very clever on the ball thinking to do this sorta thing
@stku92615 ай бұрын
His ability to hold everything in memory is more impressive than the rap
@chrisking66955 ай бұрын
That is sad that you think that.
@stku92615 ай бұрын
@@chrisking6695 Why?
@overall333 ай бұрын
@chrisking6695 you probably can't even remember what you had for breakfast😂😂
@snnnnssss00005 ай бұрын
Big poppa line hit perfect
@kazanelia4335 ай бұрын
This was so DOPE! I work in the music industry and have for a long time. Not only was I unable to catch my breath (this guy was HILARIOUS), but I haven't been this impressed by an authentic freestyle rap in over a decade! WELL DONE, Sir! Hilarious and talented. I hope I can catch a live show someday soon!
@jiddick5 ай бұрын
What's even more amazing is that he does this every single show. I don't breathe when I hear him, it needs so much attention mentally.
@JH-ky4jf5 ай бұрын
Yep it’s astounding the first time and then it only continues to impress.
@eiffelo99605 ай бұрын
Check Harry Mack he's a beast
@keithbentley60815 ай бұрын
Brilliant, you have to be seriously bright to pull that off.
@isaac3den5 ай бұрын
This isn’t meant to be rude, but I’m surprised you work in the music industry and haven’t heard of harry mack. He’s been doing this shit forever. Probably the best at freestyling I’ve ever heard.
@surviveunplugged5 ай бұрын
Now THAT'S talent. Talk about "off the dome", when it's just random stuff from the audience. I admire this guy's mental acuity.
@tutuadefolalu36615 ай бұрын
This guy is the king of improv rap. It’s insane how nice he is with it.
@MarkLearns5 ай бұрын
he's my fav along with Harry Mack. different styles but both insane
@Akasha_TV5 ай бұрын
Uh Dudes good but Harry Mack got something to say about the King shit
@armondtanz5 ай бұрын
My head hurts trying to work out how he puts this together. 1. Still entertaining a crowd 2. Remembering the lines 3. Fitting it into an entire song 4. Making the song flow and adding a funny story???
@MatthewC1375 ай бұрын
@@Akasha_TV Harry takes the crown easily.
@Mikeyc2k65 ай бұрын
@MarkLearns Yeah, Harry is an actual MC, this guy us clearly a fan and a great comedian, plus he's got the quick-mind gift necessary for freestyle 👌🏽
@flowersforferdinand3755 ай бұрын
Not only did you not let her comments slide, you delivered hip-hop history in respectful and comedic diss-form. I got nothing to say except "subscribed".
@whutzat5 ай бұрын
There's no such thing as "reverse racism". There's only racism.
@diogor89685 ай бұрын
Yes there is.. if you say something racist in reverse, you "aggin"
@Ftke6855 ай бұрын
Isn't it funny that people say reverse racism to make it sound lesser offensive or wrong
@Audfile5 ай бұрын
It's something dumb people came up with
@BigMuff755 ай бұрын
"Comeback racism" is probably a more accurate term.
@whutzat5 ай бұрын
@@BigMuff75 No.
@agustinvis5720Ай бұрын
I'm from Argentina. I'm really impressed. I don't have many words, everyone tells you how great you are. But I'll just repeat it again: your ability, your good humor, your good heart, your intelligence, are IMPRESSIVE.
@user-tq2og9cw7q5 ай бұрын
Crazy. How talented is that guy. Wow. Laughed and at the same time thought - he will never make this work. But he did. Wow. 10/10! Genius.
@hugo547585 ай бұрын
THAT IS INSANE. This feat deserves a special rap
@DrawntoSeektodraw5 ай бұрын
Well done man! You raised the intelligence of the room. And that was hilarious
@luigimadden73034 ай бұрын
Wow! Just wow! I used to be good at freestyle when I was younger, but this guy is absolutely amazing!!! And to remember all those topics. I used to only take a few names for fear I would forget them, but this comedian is a legend!!!
@WanderingWayfinderLibrarian5 ай бұрын
when adhd gives you the super power of being a time traveler but it only works in three minute increments
@matthewg70694 ай бұрын
What's this got to do with ADHD? If he had that he wouldn't even remember the topic he was meant to rap about when it came around to it!
@fletchercleeve59405 ай бұрын
how he ALWAYS delivers
@py_a_thon5 ай бұрын
That moment when someone says: "cultural appropriation" and then realizes that person knows more about that culture than many others do. Consider it like a challenge. If I were about to play blues or jazz guitar, and someone says: "You are appropriating culture"...I think the only response is a laugh and then "Hold my beer". Then I could be like: what style u want? Desert blues, gypsy jazz, spanish flamenco, texas blues, delta blues, hillcountry, appalachia? I can probably do most of that. (Edit: UK blues? I can probably play some yardbirds or eric clapton style, atleast a little bit. Zeppelin is easier for me, because it has that irish and appalachia folk sound).
@tomwatson11165 ай бұрын
I bet he doesn't always fit them all. He does this a lot so must upload the best
@biocykle5 ай бұрын
@@tomwatson1116 based on what? he does this professionally
@jameosullivan56435 ай бұрын
When I saw him live, he murdered it. He got all of the suggestions in, made genius call backs, and was hilarious. Go to a show to see for yourself.
@Jypsie4155 ай бұрын
Absolutely Brilliant!! Love how you just rolled with the "suggestions" that were meant to start a fight... But you did one better and went with it! Perfect!!
@Dylan512tx18 күн бұрын
Bro you absolutely killed it! Never let some Karen tell you what you’re allowed to do.
@mcguinnessav19805 ай бұрын
Loved the chicken tikka masala nation bar perfectly timed and funny as hell 😂
@uniquehandle19995 ай бұрын
This guy is a genius! how does he do it?! amazing work!
@panicmosem59695 ай бұрын
He's very smart, like genius level and he's got the flow😂
@yuvla56885 ай бұрын
Lots n lots of training.
@juanpablosanchezaveleyra64545 ай бұрын
@@yuvla5688 and a prodigal memory. He surprised me with the Axolotl rap and I am from Mexico
@NewyorkNewyork575 ай бұрын
This is the 789th time you said it get of Harry Macks D....hes wack anyway@TheXone7
@raoulduke3445 ай бұрын
I'm going to bet that the woman shouting about cultural appropriation was _not_ black.
@jesipohl67175 ай бұрын
I'm willing to be this guy's whole crowd is white.
@rookiebeotch5 ай бұрын
Cun+s can be any color.
@BlindingSun_5 ай бұрын
She’s gonna be pissed when she hears about Elvis Prestley 😂😂
@raoulduke3445 ай бұрын
@@BlindingSun_ Or Eminem
@Pupalah5 ай бұрын
@@BlindingSun_ Elvis was a big supporter of black music. Many of his contemporaries said he opened doors for them and always credited them and uplifted them.
@BananaTheRed8 күн бұрын
Wearing pants is LIKE the cultural appropriation of the proud they-people who were LIKE Germanic and Celtic tribespersons that lived all over Europe for LIKE thousands of years as a they them persons. How dare every single one of us theys and thems on the planet they-them-person disrespect they-thems every day. I’m shocked. We’re all sooooo awful. How could we be so insensitive!!!! OMG I’M GONNA CRYYYYYYYY
@doodmonkey5 ай бұрын
Appropriating those fat bars
@Monkey-fv2km5 ай бұрын
Christ, blown away again…the comedy is always top notch, the general knowledge is always there, then there’s the making shit up on the spot. The boy must be the smartest person I watch on the internet, and I follow science channels.
@Shiftheads5 ай бұрын
Like Bill Nye? 😂
@Monkey-fv2km5 ай бұрын
@@Shiftheads nah, he's a bit of a dick.
@theverhohnepeople89345 ай бұрын
Go watch some Harry Mack freestyle. His brain is a miracle!
@balsalmalberto80865 ай бұрын
That boys sharp as a tack.
@bucko-gaming555 ай бұрын
@@theverhohnepeople8934 yeah if you want to hear someone repeat their own name 20 times per rap
@Braselton215 ай бұрын
The Bill Nye Bar was truly Next Level 0_o
@IgorMuller5 ай бұрын
I seriously rewatched that line like 5 times already, laughing my ass off. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.
@parnpichate26 күн бұрын
I think this guy has a literal genius IQ. Not only is he far above the average person on his ability to quickly to formulate rhymes, he's also knowledgeable on all of the subject matter thrown at him. I wouldn't be surprised at all if he's a genius.
@scratchpenny4 күн бұрын
Yep. I agree. Also, they say that most comedians are very smart and have good memories. You see the intelligence singing through with many of the greats.
@dustybrand5 ай бұрын
Coming from a man who lives in Atlanta and hates hip-hop/rap: this man was incredible.
@surronzak81545 ай бұрын
So you don't hate hip hop/rap, what do you really hate ?
@frankgradus94745 ай бұрын
absolutely
@HolyRollerTV5 ай бұрын
your comment doesnt make sense, he's incredible because he a white guy freestyling or your amazed by hiphop freestyle as an artform.? wouldnt freestyle be fundamental in the art of rap?
@HolyRollerTV5 ай бұрын
@@TheXone7 oh so only google white guys who freestyle then
@revelmonger5 ай бұрын
@@surronzak8154why are you so racist?
@88Fluffy885 ай бұрын
Well done on pushing past this bs Chris. You are a rare talent.
@mpchead6215 ай бұрын
you killed it man, i was ready for this to be corny, as it easily could have been, but the jokes and the rhymes were on point and hilarious
@luminousparadox752920 күн бұрын
She's just mad she can't drop a bar 😂😂 and his bars were so clever he moonwalked on her face 😂😂
@HTOP19825 ай бұрын
4:11 I grew up thinking that spanish people are white. My world view is shattered!
@megaflux71445 ай бұрын
they are european. i mean that IS where spain is located.
@davidlisteresq5 ай бұрын
Only in America are the Spanish not seen as white, they will try and make anything racial.
@sr-kt9ml5 ай бұрын
They meant Hispanic
@HTOP19825 ай бұрын
@@sr-kt9ml Ah the Americas, where Indians do not come from India, and where Hispanics do not come from Hispania... Numbah juan fo sur
@luierdaneenpamper38775 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @@HTOP1982
@sobek42065 ай бұрын
I had this appropriation convo with someone once. She was black whining about braids. Whilst having straight hair, dyed blonde, on her mobile phone using the internet to connect with me from her car. When I pointed out literally everything she is using was created by people not of her culture and that she should hand them all in. She didn’t like that one bit. You know full well she went to the “we can’t be racist/ appropriate” route this exposing her bs even more.
@SeanLives5 ай бұрын
I heard a good quote before, it's good to think about this when you talk to someone: 'You can't reason with an unreasonable person'
@sobek42065 ай бұрын
@@SeanLives lol yeah very much like the old “never argue with stupid people. They will only bring you down to their level.”
@Kyle-nm1kh5 ай бұрын
Yeah you don't get a free pass for racism based on your race. Literally is a contradiction lol
@shonunezekiel5 ай бұрын
@@sobek4206 "...and beat you with experience." ;-)
@GlassActivist5 ай бұрын
Dude, none of the things you listed were culturally associated. Straightening hair and dying hair blond are universal fashion choices. They also have long histories in black culture. The lady is wrong that black people can't be racist or appropriate, but your points make no sense and we are all dumber for having heard them. May God have mercy on your soul. That's me appropriating Billy Madison.
@chaosjacky5 ай бұрын
That Bill Nye coming from the patch on the eye was the perfect transition, amazing stuff
@stevestorck47885 ай бұрын
I hope to see one of your shows someday. You have a ton of talent! Rapping freestyle, just on the spot with these random topics and pulling off, and even throwing some pretty funny punchlines is amazing! Thanks for doing what you do, and keep up the awesomely impressive work.
@quor22435 ай бұрын
If there was a time when a white rapper was appropriating culture that ship sailed long ago when a white rapper become one of the most popular if not the most popular rapper ever. Eminem. Now he's a part of the culture, creating it even.
@Wokevaccine5 ай бұрын
Funny how a white guy takes it on and DESTROYS all of the rest.
@buzzin_fly75094 ай бұрын
You could probably say vanilla ice was, and maybe some of these 'singers' that look and act like rappers like yelawolf or even Justin Beiber. But i don't believe that term it's BS. Black people 'appropriate' white culture all the time!
@simonmccamus78175 ай бұрын
LEGEND lol. Bonus points for chirping Columbia social studies grads lol.
@petruspiwosz845 ай бұрын
Your rappin is soooo smooth. Just perfect.
@doctortrouserpants13874 ай бұрын
This is one of those things that I can barely comprehend the levels of skill, talent, intuition or whatever he has, it's like free solo rock climbing
@mr.woowoo88265 ай бұрын
I grew up listening to Hip Hop from the age of 5 when it first started. She doesn't know her history, because Hip Hop evolved from Disco in the 70's. 💯
@RetroProg5 ай бұрын
Which evolved from Motown, its a black lineage. But it isn't cultural appropriation, thats just a buzz term spouted by idiots.
@ted36005 ай бұрын
Sugar Hill Gang
@mr.woowoo88265 ай бұрын
@@ted3600 You got it!
@liberality5 ай бұрын
The Last Poets and Hustlers Convention were before that, and they copied white Beat poets. Who in turn copied English avant-garde poets. Edith Sitwell made the first rap in 1922, music by William Walton.
@mr.woowoo88265 ай бұрын
@@liberality I use to scratch to it! I'd scratch that and Eric B. is President "Make'em, Make'em clap to this..."
@luisnomad5 ай бұрын
I am Spanish and I still love you 😂
@mzan26915 ай бұрын
And you are white! Unbelievable! 😮😂
@Vandalle.5 ай бұрын
And you're white
@Redridge075 ай бұрын
The term Cultural appropriation is a silly term when you think about it. If the lady, that made that comment, would have to stop doing everything that didn't come from her culture. She would have to live in a home without lights, no automobile, no air conditioning, and most of the food she eats, the list is long. In other words, the world is a blend of all cultures.
@ancientfuture96905 ай бұрын
100%
@southpark1you05 ай бұрын
all this type of modern lingo is nonsense like that
@cealene5 ай бұрын
The way people learn and use the term via social media is also grossly misappropriated from what it means in social sciences.
@torm05 ай бұрын
Cultural appropriation is neither a positive or negative thing. It only becomes a bad thing if it is being misappropriated, made fun of, disrespected and no credit being given. We should probably start calling it cultural misappropriation instead.
@Syst3m045 ай бұрын
I always so say it’s not appropriation, it’s appreciation. People copy it because they like it.
@ernestocaro98023 ай бұрын
Yo my man freestyles are better than 90% of Sway guests 🔥🔥🔥keep it up brother you ain’t appropriating 💩 you’re representing
@donttrip82825 ай бұрын
I bet Karen was extra salty after that went well.
5 ай бұрын
She wasn't salty to begin with, take of your culture war glasses mate. It was all in good fun.
@SB-gy2vx5 ай бұрын
yeah sure, all in good fun lol
@donttrip82825 ай бұрын
*Sodium detected*
@daxk33855 ай бұрын
It's Kareen
@Kyrelel5 ай бұрын
Oh look, donttrip8282 is overtly racist. Shame on you !!!!
@Deathst4lker5 ай бұрын
Another absolute banger mate - thanks! I'm working on tickets for Edinburgh!! 🤞
@Bennyer5 ай бұрын
I was today years old when i discovered you Chris 😂 my two favourite things rap and stand up comedy.....I am non stop laughing watching all your clips...well done 👍
@Aritro775 ай бұрын
He's fucking great. The best thing that could have come out of this vid is that he gets more subscribers.
@blankchannel889118 күн бұрын
His old stuff is just as good
@AnimeIntrospective2 ай бұрын
Culture is meant to be shared lol, "cultural appropriation" is a term haters made when they see someone so good at the cultural skill, that they cant help but hate. Especially when said person is having fun making money with it. Im black from Detroit, most of us black ppl give props where its due and this guy impressed Tf outta me, just found him yesterday. Keep going bro
@scratchpenny4 күн бұрын
Agreed. It's a political weapon used to manipulate and seize power. It's not actually about uplifting or uniting people.
@dennissmith60965 ай бұрын
Some good shit glad you didn’t put up with the heckling. Apparently there’s a whole group of people who think they came up with rhyming while singing but that shit always existed.
@9_______9_______9-i9m5 ай бұрын
They was kangz too
@13strong5 ай бұрын
Who was heckling him?
@Kyle-nm1kh5 ай бұрын
@@13strongnobody. Not even once
@INKI_teh_Rogue5 ай бұрын
@Kyle-nm1kh Theres subtitles, and you still missed it...
@CloudedConcept5 ай бұрын
@@Kyle-nm1kh literally the first 5 seconds of the video.....your eyes work?
@ChucksDream5 ай бұрын
The wordplay in thus was awesome
@JonathanBresnihan775 ай бұрын
This guy just became an all time favorite of mine.
@G_Demolished5 ай бұрын
Did she just say that in English?? Cultural appropriation!!
@maemick25015 ай бұрын
Actually english langage is took from black african heritage. You should study Cheikh Anta Diop and don't spread fake informations. Humanity should Comes as one when it's about sciences.
@G_Demolished5 ай бұрын
@@maemick2501 You should learn English before attempting to educate me on it. Gfy
@maemick25015 ай бұрын
@@G_Demolished get it ? Bfy
@G_Demolished5 ай бұрын
@@maemick2501 Not only do you not know wtf you’re talking about, you clearly don’t speak English well enough to attempt this conversation. Quit while you’re behind.
@stevegiles45495 ай бұрын
The English language is indo European.
@claypoole7025 ай бұрын
Hahahha. The joke truly is on her. Hip-hop is American Culture.
@Kyrelel5 ай бұрын
Well, technically it's Jamaican, but hey
@ludomirsteinbruck93765 ай бұрын
Technically it's a worldwide culture
@butlayf-dy2sj5 ай бұрын
And she isn't the 90's Generation So she shouldn't be talking for us ( Hi ! Actual 90's Gen here ! )
@rlittlefield26914 ай бұрын
Back in the Early 1970's I was playing some Jazz chords on my guitar and accidentally started to rap. I actually caught me off guard. A couple of years later a new show My cousin was watching Soul Train and a person was rapping on Soul Train. I thought how did the manage to copy my idea. Over the years I found out that rap is actually thousands of years old, it was originally considered an Incantation or magic, I had not made up anything.
@Mike__B5 ай бұрын
Cultural Appropriation "Honey, I'm British, our Nations whole history is about appropriation of cultures. Did you not hear what I literally just said about Tikki Masala?" And I had to give a chuckle with reverse racism of Spanish towards white people, as the person who said probably doesn't realize that most Spanish people are white. They're mixing up the language that they speak and the race of the person, probably meant Mexican (Or Latino) not Spanish
@johnb70465 ай бұрын
Yep, as soon as it was uttered I was like, REALLY? This again? People don't know what ethnicity and DNA means since they didn't listen in school and the most ignorant among us are the loudest.
@mrg43885 ай бұрын
Yeah that side of the room wasn't super sharp, the bar was low and they flew far under it.
@AharonNiziri5 ай бұрын
Spanish people are not white. There's are a lot of fair skinned people there, but ethnically they are mixed. Mixed white people from the Mediterranean mixed again with Africans. Olive people now turned to fair/olive
@XAE_A_Xii5 ай бұрын
@@AharonNiziriby your logic nobody is exactly white, even corpses
@kevinschultz60915 ай бұрын
...and this is the problem of trying to tie race to genetics. It doesn't work, as it's not a scientific barrier. Historically, for those who care about race, Spanish (and Mexican in particular) people are either white or not, depending on the political needs of the day. (Usually they are, though, just because most can passe blanc.) Although for Mexicans in particular, the "no" column was usually justified by pointing to mestizo ancestry. Check out the "Definition of Whiteness in the United States" wiki article for more on this.
@nihatsavmaz66775 ай бұрын
Maannnn you Are a good damn Genius!!!
@RoyalSubjectsMusic5 ай бұрын
Best way to handle that just say OKAY and move on lol
@KevinMay7116 күн бұрын
It's just incredible. Every time I watch one of these videos I'm just in awe.
@avantigaming16275 ай бұрын
You are just awesome man. Always making my day when I feel bad. Keep it up!
@ramonsohal24045 ай бұрын
Absolute madness, that was so good!
@Pays2Win5 ай бұрын
I would love to see this guy in a rap battle with anyone in the hip hop business.
@rosstee5 ай бұрын
Definitely vs some of the more recent "artists".
@KraccerJakk5 ай бұрын
Yo him and Dickie could pop some shit through in Bo Burnham and bro!
@jackhughes76375 ай бұрын
He would get eaten alive
@dleecious3375 ай бұрын
Harry Mack
@G3NK5T429 күн бұрын
@@dleecious337 Bro, that wouldn't even be a competition. Chris Turner is good, but no where near the skill level a H-Mack!!!
@MrLilhauughh10 күн бұрын
I am speechless! My eyes are burning. Love this guy
@heximancer285 ай бұрын
BRO YOU'RE A GENIUS! PLEASE WRITE A FULL ALBUM OF RAP! OMG! LOL One of the best freestylers I have ever seen!!!!
@acb785 ай бұрын
How is that woman sitting in the front row barely reacting? She looks like she’s politely waiting for the comedy show to stop so she can get back to her conversation.
@danpsou5 ай бұрын
Indica...
@XAE_A_Xii5 ай бұрын
May be that’s her natural reaction, why are you so triggered? 😂
@ahefhfef22155 ай бұрын
She was in absolute AWE.
@dsrree5 ай бұрын
She's probably not into rap and doesn't realize how hard it is to actually freestyle coherently.
@aguy68335 ай бұрын
her bf was worried...
@propertycloudromania5 ай бұрын
My man... You are fire!!!
@explorationecho23664 ай бұрын
I was having a really shitty morning....until this. I need to wake up every day to your videos. There's nothing like laughter in the morning.
@bashkillszombies5 ай бұрын
There's no such thing as reverse racism, it's just racism.
@RonaldMoD5 ай бұрын
I like to hear an interview with some of the gests after the show, on what they thought about the rap. I recon most people would be quite overwhelmed.
@H0on1gan4 ай бұрын
London opening was awesome....😂
@CT-kv3bx5 ай бұрын
This kid is amazing. Really proud of you man.
@YouTubeisRunByChildPDFiles5 ай бұрын
I had 2 AA guys say it was appropriation for me to drink a purple Crush. They were REAL mad about it, amazing they have made it so far in life.
@thetallestdwarf70415 ай бұрын
I hope the AA's didn't commit battery
@Jan_III_Sobieski5 ай бұрын
@@thetallestdwarf7041Surely wouldn't be the first time they got charged..
@johnlombardo78164 ай бұрын
if i could comment to both yall that commented on this.. yall are legends, well done 👏👏👏👏👊👊💯💯🦾🦾🔥🔥