Christine Movie Review

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[@wewaitandwatch]

Christine is the goat. There's a fella in my town (Australia) who imported a Plymouth Fury and did her up exactly like Christine. I flagged him down when he was cruising one day and had a great chat about Stephen King for a couple of hours. Absolute icon.

[@GiuliaGi-y8h]

What's the town?

[@wewaitandwatch]

@@GiuliaGi-y8h Not telling you dude. :p

[@BarryHart-xo1oy]

That sounds cool.

[@FluffyBunniesOnFire]

"With these gas prices I will take a car that runs on hate" XD

[@piercepatterson9274]

This comment has only gotten better with age.

[@BarryHart-xo1oy]

Yes,l wouldn’t mind a car that’s fueled by hate.

[@jozie4083]

Please consider reviewing The Mangler 1995 another Stephen King adaptation. Always enjoy your reviews.

[@matthewgreen3988]

In the book, her odometer ran backwards. Reversing any damage. He never put gas in her, I think she drove her tank full.

[@BarryHart-xo1oy]

Good to know.

[@Party_Doll]

Greatest crossover event in automotive movie history = Christine is The Road Warrior Cruising On Fury Road

[@BarryHart-xo1oy]

That’s a nice way to think about it.

[@annac3107]

Movie teenagers gave me an unreasonable expectation of how old I'd look in highschool.

[@pittbullpuppie]

Do you know how many times I said “SHOW ME” to my car as a teenager …..never worked ,but I tried….loved this movie

[@devinpaul9026]

Interestingly, in the book, she can damage herself badly enough so that she can't self repair without being pushed. If enough of the engine or the drive shaft is taken fully out of commission, she requires pushing. It's mentioned in one scene, but only toyed with-- the broken part catches back on. Book has it so that she needs to be moving forward in order to self repair-- the odometer running backwards actually takes back TIME, Christine HERSELF is a rolling time warp. Every death associated with her becomes forever TRAPPED in her across ALL TIMES the car has experienced. Dennis rides along as he does in the movie, and from inside the car the world outside is an impossible amalgamation of from the fifties to the seventies. A seventies car parked in front of a building that hadn't existed since the fifties, traffic stopping at greens and blowing through reds, various items people had hung from the mirror (King got some pretty basic stuff about the car wrong) over the years appear and shift into other things and then vanish. The living corpses of her kills shift and change in the back seat from the original owner's little daughter to Repperton himself offering Dennis a pull off his booze. When Arnie goes to leave Dennis at the still under construction project that isn't even his house yet, he gets out anyway just to stop the ride-- the world ripples around him and he's back in his own time.

[@Party_Doll]

Thanx for the xtra details, its been decades since I read the book...

[@devinpaul9026]

@@Party_Doll 😎👍

[@WildFungus]

this movie is amongst Carpenter's best shame it never caught on with audiences

[@docsnake]

Love this movie! The scene when the car was driving on fire with the soundtrack...Carpenter killed it.

[@minuette1752]

Yay a NewBee video makes my crud day a little better. :)

[@sharksmile7508]

One of my favorite movies. NB - The offscreen wife with rolling pin cracks me up every time.

[@abegarfield7031]

It could even be a metaphor for puberty.

[@theNewBee]

True!

[@mattpenn9079]

I remember hearing - I think on the Dead Meat Kill Count - that part of the reason Christine's so tame is Carpenter was still gun-shy from how folks reacted to The Thing, especially the violence and gore. (I'm as disappointed in 1982's audiences as you.) They still needed it to have an R rating which is why they have the almost over the top profanity to make sure they locked the rating in.

[@SunWorshipper290]

Oh, good, I like your reviews! You hooked me up on Becky. That looks like a very good adaptation of the book (I've read the book, it's great), probably should watch

[@Squirreltasticqueen]

My first car was named Euguene, the second Fiona

[@parallelmensch]

One of the best adapted Stephen King Books to Movies! And one of the best Reviews of that Movie! ☺

[@RandomWriter9114]

I just finished reading this novel recently, so this review was perfectly placed! 😁I seriously love all your videos. The additional humor is always great!☺

[@ellice101]

One of my favourite films, and favourite books. Was very pleased to see your little face pop up with a review for it :)

[@seanryan3020]

The John Holmes reference was... interesting!

[@Lwatchesmovies]

I would also like one of those hate-powered cars

[@GiuliaGi-y8h]

Awesome review as always!! You the only youtuber i like and comment right away! Anyway i think christine just needs some car-on-car luv.

[@cricketpickett7296]

Yesssssss!!!! Loved this movie since I was a little kid! Seeing it as an adult was like watching a completely different movie. You’ve been crushing it lately with the movie picks 🤘🤘🤘

[@daliaribs]

“same christine same” nah ur the goat bee

[@gothix5868]

This movie is easy a 4 1/2 bees.. Just an epic movie!

[@magusesper616]

Wow KZbin actually told me about a new video I want to see when the video is new. What was that Ford probe? I had a caravan with wood paneling. Hope all is well with you and yours.Thanks for the videos Duder.

[@noahbythelake]

love your reviews

[@BarryHart-xo1oy]

I like the fact that the narrator describes the wrecking of Christine by the school bullies as being like the “Greased Lightning” scene from “Grease” in reverse.That was my thought when l was watching the bullies trashing the car.

[@Brain_Nerd4Life]

Commenting to boost engagement for this charming channel.

[@cellytron]

"It's like Greased Lightning in reverse" lmao. Well, I don't expect Christine to remain a cube for very long. I fully expect the salvage lot guy to come to work in a couple days and the whole thing will happen all over again. (My first car was Hornet. Or sometimes I called her Tomoko. I miss her. She was a yellow VW new beetle.)

[@Jay-gurl]

Awww~ First vehicle memories indeed. My first car was a Mercury Mystic, in red whom I "The Mistake". She was old and I bought her from my uncle for just $100. Sweet girl lasted me eight years.

[@InKY09]

Seems like you had fun editing this one!

[@arkayoarkayo4739]

"Most people paint flames on their car - Christine does the real thing". 😮

[@theJACK__]

AWESOME! this was my fav movie when I was 11and I had it on repeat! rip Artie Lange 6:29

[@LAMLKMHWC1]

"Harder, Daddy!" 😂😂😂

[@thejoker0123]

just imagen if Michael Myers had that Car

[@ferros8215]

The Car vs Christine grudge match. I bet on black.

[@Graves-81_69]

I loved Christine when it came out when I was a kid. I wouldn’t mind having a Plymouth Fury just because of the movie. John Carpenter when he was still on top of his game here

[@LJ0409]

Thanks for another great video!

[@t1naba1ley]

🏆 great review and ad libs 😂

[@tomchester3229]

You're Sir my cure for any bad thoughts. Watching your YT movies instantly put a smile on my face.

[@ryanmclellan8740]

I'll maintain to this day that Christine is a movie about people that refuse to stop fucking with a guy's car...

[@theNewBee]

Yeah, leave his car alone!

[@ryanmclellan8740]

@@theNewBee see, you get it!

[@masror_ah]

Your jokes just never fail, they always make me laugh, love your videos sir

[@Sadboi_Rook]

The sonic rings edit was great! Lol

[@Rendezman562]

classic book n movie!!!!

[@ridiqulos]

I never heard of this movie, and it's a book by Stephen King? LOL

[@TheBeird]

Not one of my favourite Carpenter films but it’s really good nonetheless

[@jooei2810]

You deserve a million subs friend!

[@Thenettis]

I love your context 🖤🖤🖤!!

[@Lewins88]

I love Christine, this is one of the first “horror” movies I ever saw as a kid

[@jooei2810]

Read the book first and this is one of the better King movies.

[@lauramills2398]

I don't think alot of King's books adapt well into movies. This one did really well. I can't remember if I saw it at the theater or HBO. I would have given it an even 4 bees.

[@DravenGal]

If anyone could do a good adaption of a Stephen King horror novel, it's John Carpenter.💙

[@ceciliaalbers3394]

Great video!

[@flatoutofmymind]

Turn up the radio and the engine noise goes away :D

[@MegaSnake76]

Back when Plymouth made good cars :) cars of the 1950s were the best , the cars of today are total shit .

[@downtowntrash]

😮

[@MajinGemma]

❤

[@davidev4844]

1st

[@devinpaul9026]

Interestingly, in the book, she can damage herself badly enough so that she can't self repair without being pushed. If enough of the engine or the drive shaft is taken fully out of commission, she requires pushing. It's mentioned in one scene, but only toyed with-- the broken part catches back on. Book has it so that she needs to be moving forward in order to self repair-- the odometer running backwards actually takes back TIME, Christine HERSELF is a rolling time warp. Every death associated with her becomes forever TRAPPED in her across ALL TIMES the car has experienced. Dennis rides along as he does in the movie, and from inside the car the world outside is an impossible amalgamation of from the fifties to the seventies. A seventies car parked in front of a building that hadn't existed since the fifties, traffic stopping at greens and blowing through reds, various items people had hung from the mirror (King got some pretty basic stuff about the car wrong) over the years appear and shift into other things and then vanish. The living corpses of her kills shift and change in the back seat from the original owner's little daughter to Repperton himself offering Dennis a pull off his booze. When Arnie goes to leave Dennis at the still under construction project that isn't even his house yet, he gets out anyway just to stop the ride-- the world ripples around him and he's back in his own time.