MY GIRLFRIEND PUNCHED ME! | Christopher Titus

[@karlajaeger2082]

My ex fiancee abused me emotionally and physically. When you get choked out on a toilet and then shoved into a bathtub when suggesting couples counseling...You realize she may be what you want but It's going to hurt. RUN!

[@Bucky1836]

Did you really want her or just thought you did ?

[@karlajaeger2082]

@@Bucky1836 things were good. The problems only started when we started living together.

[@nilsjohnson2636]

Humor is a valid way of coping with reality. That said, there’s nothing funny about it happening to a person in real time. I’m glad that Titus got out of there. Remember, just because it’s happening to a guy doesn’t make it any more acceptable when it happens to a woman.

[@CCampana64]

This brought back memories,...Lots and lots of memories 😜

[@whatsupinspace854]

I like how he said glitch wrong. Titus is such a dense comedian

[@obsidianreaper9507]

It was on purpose, you just don’t understand comedy

[@ace448]

This special , the South Park Christmas episodes and die hard are my Christmas traditions.

[@Rissa7300]

Same

[@seraphuziel]

Been there!! Wait no, still there...

[@nilsjohnson2636]

I’m so sorry. I hope you get out of that situation soon.

[@sanskritdreams4619]

same..

[@Erinyes999]

🥺I’m sorry

[@andrewjameshenderson1389]

Brilliant, man, brillant! 😂❤🎉 Thanks!!!

[@wvu05]

While it was never physical, I feel your pain on the whole "no buildup to anger" thing. Itnreally makes it impossible to enjoy the good moments.

[@denisemcdougal6445]

Too funny

[@trevethan82319841]

Im so glade i have been to poor to get a gf or to get married its a blessing for me

[@LK320A]

I can laugh because that happened to me as well it is not funny at all but I thank god I can look back and laugh about it

[@NewGuy2534]

I, thank god, have never been in that scenario. Sadly, my fiancé has, twice, and let me tell you that it’s heartbreaking.

[@casanovajackson1023]

This was my favorite bit from that special

[@cliftonmanley3882]

"FOX cancelled them too..." dododododo... X Files... the Future is creepy... bye bye 👋 Tucker...

[@mellowrebel4618]

PURSES CAN HURT

[@glen7228]

I hate to feed stereotypes, but the one about the crazier they are, the better the sex, has a lot of truth to it.

[@borderlineparanormal3846]

Gender, race, age or sexuality be damned! No one deserves to receive a fist to the face. when they are giving someone love...

[@patrickskramstad1485]

Quoting Albert Einstein, "A clever person would attempt to solve the problem, while a wise person....avoids the problem.'

[@YusufGinnah]

🤣😂 I can so relate to much of this, but... 🤦🏻‍♂️ If we're being totally honest, those _'Minimum-10% Loco Chicas'_ are always the most fun in every other way... 🤭 Ok imma go now... 😔

[@oceanside88]

That's what I thought 🤡

[@MichaelxVoorhees]

legit youre top 4 of comics and legit talks for me, but this clip of 8 years ago or soemthing. yea no thats random af. like wheres this come vs related to a show?

[@daliarosenzweig887]

Get over it