Also an F to Tribune Aquila, who died at the Battle of Mutina.
@Lawaleeth4 жыл бұрын
F
@kaseyfarnum79974 жыл бұрын
F
@AlexanderDiviFilius4 жыл бұрын
F
@ElVindicto4 жыл бұрын
"Cicero switched to a much more aggressive posture." What did he do? "He made a series of speeches and distributed a series of pamphlets that directly denounced Anthony." Oh snap, what else? "He sent a stern letter co-signed by the senate instructing him to stand down" Yeah, fuck him up, Cicero.
@lukaszkonsek79404 жыл бұрын
"The pen is mightier than the sword"
@88fibonaccisequence4 жыл бұрын
World Star!
@MitchellD2494 жыл бұрын
@@lukaszkonsek7940 Unfortunately, it's difficult to wield a pen when your enemy has cut both your hands off and nailed them to the Senate speaking platform. Swords are useful in that regard.
@louisswanepoel16144 жыл бұрын
"Stupid face = BAD"
@belland_dog82354 жыл бұрын
@gillecroisd 92 According to the definition of the word, it's very possible for the pen to be, in fact, mightier than the sword. Though like most things it's all circumstancial.
@Blake_Stone4 жыл бұрын
The story of Cicero sure makes the guy a compelling character. Then again, it was written by Cicero.
@a2falcone4 жыл бұрын
Showing that Cicero's method (the pen over the sword) payed off in the long term.
@lordbiscuitthetossable53524 жыл бұрын
Or almost paid off. In the end, he was let down by his allies, Brutus was practically useless.
@notepad98834 жыл бұрын
@@lordbiscuitthetossable5352 I think he's talking even longer term than that. Cic got himself killed a handful of years ahead of his time; but twenty centuries later one he is one of the most famous, studied, and admired men in history--and this has only become *more* true with the passage of time over this period. Twenty centuries from now, I wouldn't bet he won't be bigger than ever. He didn't exactly have the last laugh, because you can't laugh with a head that's detached from your body... But if you believe in posthumous "payoffs," if you believe that history's "immortality" counts for something, then yeah, his enemies came with their swords way too late to stop the ultimate victory of those hands and tongue. RIP Cicero. Long live Cicero.
@lordbiscuitthetossable53524 жыл бұрын
@@notepad9883 That is very true, but for Rome that time would never come again. This was the only chance that the Republic had at stopping the rise of Tyrants and when push came shove; his fellow senators completely failed him. The assassins despite acting on the effective behalf of the senate acted indecisively and thus effectively squandered their own goals of re-instating the senate as the primary authority, and later Cic's gains in putting Ceasers successors in putting them in an awkward position. He even complains about this many times. A true republic only works when the will of the senate is united, the United Kingdom is a prime example of what I consider to be a modern day Rome; indecisive, corrupt and steadily loaning out chunks of it's authority out to companies instead of it's generals. One day, it will be British in name only. Of course, he was an excellent politician and had managed to decisively set up a situation where both of Ceasers successor's could've been defeated. But Brutus chose not to move and doomed the republic. This is speaking high praises by the way; only Cic could engineer a situation where all it's Tryants could potentially be dispatched, yet believe in the republic so heavily as to bring that he did it all in the proper way. It's really inspiring in the way that he came so far despite having never commanded an single soldier in the entire civil war.
@douglasphillips58704 жыл бұрын
Ultimately his goal was to save the republic which he failed. He failed well, but he failed
@simen39714 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Cicero invented a whole range of Latin words that still exist in recognizable form in Modern English: argumentum, conclusio, essentia, forma, intellectus, moralia, natura, propositio, ratio, species, possibly more. And he was a man of principles, unlike pretty much all his contemporaries. What a dude.
@themechanicalentry83534 жыл бұрын
@@sdsd2e2321 Petrarch*
@themechanicalentry83534 жыл бұрын
@Domantas It probably was less stupidity and more limited information, plus some bit of being too hopeful and truthful to his own ideals. I wouldn't be surprised if he knew it could've been his demise, but he preferred to go that way than to let Rome's system fail even further.
@itaieiron72754 жыл бұрын
He wasn't all good, but yeah. RIP
@thibautnarme64024 жыл бұрын
@Domantas I concur, he could have easily remained the consul-maker that he was and use his influence on young Octavian to limit (or rather delay) the slide toward cesarism.
@ryanross69734 жыл бұрын
Man of principles. Explains why he got fucked at almost every turn when things got hectic.
@randomcarbonaccumulation64782 жыл бұрын
Imagine you killed Gaius Julius Caesar and another one just arrives from Illyricum I'd be mad af
@saadselkent367 Жыл бұрын
Bro respawned
@Hugh_Morris Жыл бұрын
@@saadselkent367 lmao
@roger9430 Жыл бұрын
@@saadselkent367 Literally respawned lmao, and Caesar's death taught Octavian exactly what not to do, pardon your enemies.
@chrish4439 Жыл бұрын
@@roger9430Yet that's exactly what he did....
@tomlxyz Жыл бұрын
First mad, then dead
@rgm96x494 жыл бұрын
"No plan, no system, no method!" Jeez, Cicero, you didn't have to narrate my life up to now like that, man.
@resileaf95014 жыл бұрын
Well stop doing a Brutus of yourself and be a Ceasar instead!
@Vienna30804 жыл бұрын
I relate to Brutus the most: Incompetent and lazy
@b43xoit4 жыл бұрын
US official response to the novel coronavirus of 2019: no plan, no system, no method.
@brianmessemer29734 жыл бұрын
It's funny - I thought that to be a particularly modern-sounding comment. What a brilliant man he truly must have been.
@karlhans66784 жыл бұрын
@@resileaf9501 if i become a Caesar then it wont end well for me...
@DarthMeteos4 жыл бұрын
"Why are you crying so hard, kiddo?" "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THE GREEN SQUARE IS GONE AND THE PURPLE SQUARE RESPECTED HIM"
@Omar-lq3ri4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@musichalloffame4 жыл бұрын
The exact truth of this statement has shook me in to both a fit of uncontrollable laughing and the realization that I also have genuine feelings for colored squares! I can mourn for squares and laugh at the same time!
@JamesJJSMilton4 жыл бұрын
@@musichalloffame its now weird thinking these squares used to be skin having people who fought for real issues.
@program42154 жыл бұрын
@@JamesJJSMilton "skin having people" omg
@francesconesi76664 жыл бұрын
Still, why are you crying? Green square was a lame republican.
@JingleJangle2564 жыл бұрын
So Brutus, Cassius, and Decimus murdered Caesar out of fear that he’d declare himself king and start killing members of the opposition, only to fuel the ambitions of younger men who were more keen to purge than Caesar ever was. Palpatine (in the shadows): Ironic.
@GrandMoffTarkinsTeaDispenser4 жыл бұрын
"Caesar wants to be king" was PR on their part, they killed him because Caesar had started to reward plebs and retired soldiers with public land and forcing the rich landowner class to employ unemployed roman freeman instead of slaves (1/3 of the workforce at least if i remember right). The optimates killed Caesar to stop social reform and in doing so they ensured their own deaths. So yeah ironic, fuck them.
@ben763264 жыл бұрын
@@GrandMoffTarkinsTeaDispenser it was not just PR. Caesar monopolized power in Rome and got declared declared dictator for life. During that time here are some of the especially kingly things he had done. He passed legislation to have an ornate chair (some would say throne) set between the two consuls chairs. And he passed another law enabling him to ware a purple toga (which was the dress of the old kings of Rome). No legislation behind this one, but Caesar had a bust of himself placed in Temple that housed busts of the original kings of Rome. With all of that I don't think it's unfair to say Caesar wanted to be King. Even if he was also passing reforms to help the common people.
@gaminbros3164 жыл бұрын
@@ben76326 man ceasar is almost like President Marcos in the Phil. They both resorted to dictatorial powers thinking thier country would be better with them ruling
@Pyxis104 жыл бұрын
@@ben76326 How dare you!? That was just a special golden chair made for the guy who dressed like a king and acted like a king, but definitely wasn't one!
@requited25684 жыл бұрын
@@ben76326 Wonder why he wanted to be king? Probably nothing to do with the low life senators who liked assassinating people and would betray their friends.
@sohflipz44392 жыл бұрын
Brutus seems to always know how to seize failure from the jaws of victory.
@seabassdigiorno8212 Жыл бұрын
Oooh love that! Put that on his gravestone😂
@tiasara5967 Жыл бұрын
Finally, a historical figure l can relate to.
@spencermarks764410 ай бұрын
He must've been a Republican
@mojeo5224 жыл бұрын
"My child, this was a learned man and a lover of his country". That hit hard :(
@germanyballwork53014 жыл бұрын
:( indeed, I feel rome would have been far stronger had cicero, caesar, pompey and a lot of other people not been murdered in the civil wars of that time
@Guanaco174 жыл бұрын
@@germanyballwork5301 It is true. Civil War do not benefit a state in anyway.
@frankwu47474 жыл бұрын
Who was that grandson?
@Arduu1234 жыл бұрын
@@frankwu4747 Same question popped into my head instantly too. Seems like it is mentioned by Plutarch but i cant find, atleast online, who he's referring to. Maybe Claudius?
@JohnBehrens1184 жыл бұрын
@@germanyballwork5301 Maybe. However Octavian's rule ushered in the Pax Romana and a century of relative peace. It wasn't until Marcus Aurelius started the trend of leaving the Emperor position to be inherited by incompetent progeny (*cough*Commodus*cough*) that the Crisis of the Third Century began and with it the slow decline of the Western Roman Empire.
@MalcolmTown4 жыл бұрын
We've now been in quarantine long enough for this man to upload twice.
@arawn10614 жыл бұрын
2020 what a year
@Jesse__H4 жыл бұрын
🤦♂️
@rodrigodepierola4 жыл бұрын
Cruel, True, but cruel.
@StFrancisEnjoyer4 жыл бұрын
YEARS HAVE PASSED AND WE DIDN'T REALIZE
@JohnDoe-kv3cm4 жыл бұрын
Fuck.... has it really been that long?
@Sarjsh2 жыл бұрын
Octavius: "From now on call me Gaius Julius Caesar" Historians, 2000 years later: "The artist formerly known as Octavius"
Жыл бұрын
Most people actually refer to him as Augustus 😂
@lolmasterjerkit1531 Жыл бұрын
Either way my man octavian, octavius, Augustus, giaus julius caesar* is rolling in his grave 💀💀
@leexcite2903 Жыл бұрын
Ceasar was just sooo too much of a chad for him to be mixed up by some brony
@vulpes70795 ай бұрын
@@leexcite2903brony? Wtf
@urielantoniobarcelosavenda7803 ай бұрын
Is because Augustus is too great to be Caesar's heir But Caesar is too great to be Augustus predecessor
@spooneater90014 жыл бұрын
Also, after all this, I wonder if "et tu, brute?" wasn't caesar being surprised at Brutus' betrayal, but rather: "Holy shit, you decided to do something drastic for once, Brutus?"
@azarishere64424 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Guanaco174 жыл бұрын
Roasted
@bogdandamaschin93814 жыл бұрын
he did what his father told him: not to do anything without the permission of Tribune Aquila
@Heldarion4 жыл бұрын
"Et tu, Brute?" is an invention by Shakespeare ...
@Dubanx4 жыл бұрын
LOL. Funny, but "Et Tu Brutus" is a work of shakespear's telling of the story, and was not actually said.
@aetu354 жыл бұрын
Goodbye, Cicero. We will remember that green square.
@resileaf95014 жыл бұрын
A square of principles who tried his best, every day, until his assassination.
@johnyoutuber97814 жыл бұрын
The worst thing about this is that with him gone, the number of remaining originators has reduced to just one: Antony. Of all the characters that were with us from the beginning, and did not come to be LATER down the road, Antony is the ONLY one left, and he's not got long to go...
@vectrom214 жыл бұрын
too many deaths! First the red square, now the green, soon we will be out of colors... tragic!
@nooneinparticular33704 жыл бұрын
RIP in pepperoni. Never forghetti.
@thesunking73654 жыл бұрын
I like Cicero but I also hate him for being part of Ceasar's assassination
@Janny8904 жыл бұрын
"When in doubt march on Rome" -Caesar Family motto
@robertjarman37034 жыл бұрын
Don't forget, Marius was Caesar's uncle.
@Jdp-rl6zy4 жыл бұрын
😂
@readsomebooks6664 жыл бұрын
It was usually a good plan for them.
@panzerofthelake5064 жыл бұрын
@@robertjarman3703 he made caesar then. Oh my god.
@neuxell4 жыл бұрын
grab it by the head
@burpbot75553 жыл бұрын
"Brutus was... Indecisive" Story of his fucking life. "Whether he meant it or not, he had just stabbed his ally in the back" This one is even more fitting.
@randomcenturion72643 жыл бұрын
Brutus is so useless.
@parkerflorence53323 жыл бұрын
Stabbed him in the groin actually
@danceymetal54842 жыл бұрын
@@parkerflorence5332 much like everything else he did, a superficial and loud action, that in the end made little effect.
@florians99492 жыл бұрын
@@randomcenturion7264 The most impact he had was by leading Ceasar’s assassination, which he was beought in last minute.
@tatuloa2 жыл бұрын
For Brutus , when a senator is banging your mom for a long time and wonder if he is your Papa ...it was a toxic mix ..
@mikelius284 жыл бұрын
I love how Brutus thinks he is the "chosen one" to save the Republic and then does absolutely nothing. I wonder if the characters have been romanticized or were just out of touch with reality.
@Mitaka.Kotsuka4 жыл бұрын
probably both
@noneinparticular23384 жыл бұрын
The word brute gives the game away about that Brute
@someopinion28464 жыл бұрын
An ancient BoJo
@kylemendoza88604 жыл бұрын
I think out of touch. He was probably in an echo chamber.
@SHDW-nf2ki4 жыл бұрын
I think its a bit of being out of touch But not really in a bad way Keep in mind Romans were MAD superstitious so Brutus probably didn't just think he was the "Chosen one" Imagine your whole life is built on the legacy of someone who isn't you, and everyone around you outright takes it as fact that you will continue that legacy. But you have none of your ancestors training or knowledge and the situation is radically different than what he faced before you. I imagine Brutus was probably paralyzed with fear of messing up and ruining his family name, one of the most historically important names in all of Rome.
@jgagnier4 жыл бұрын
"Whether he knew it or not, Brutus had stabbed Decimus in the back." You're not really helping his stabby reputation here buddy.
@michaelsmart74454 жыл бұрын
"This was a learned man, and a lover of his country." Ow, my heart. :(
@josephclaessens81604 жыл бұрын
Almost brought a tear to my eye 😢
@kim28944 жыл бұрын
can definitely imagine old and aged Augustus laying it down if anybody within his earshot talked bad about Cicero
@christosvoskresye4 жыл бұрын
That's what Caesar said.
@captainrackham20044 жыл бұрын
I got a lump in my throat when that scene happened lol. It seems like they had a lot of respect for each other, even if someone lost the game. it's amazing the drama the unfolds in these stories! it feels like we KNOW them! 🥺
@Hugh_Morris4 жыл бұрын
Augustus knew the deal. It’s also worth noting that he pardoned Cicero’s son and allowed him to be the one that declared Marcus Antonius’ death as well as revoke his honours and ban the name Marcus within that family.
@harryheller44764 жыл бұрын
It’s really impressive that Cicero was able to form a powerful faction in the senate after ceasar packed it with his boys
@Sticktothemodels3 жыл бұрын
Sheep will always look for a shepherd. Man lost it almost as quick as he got it
@LOL-zu1zr Жыл бұрын
Man was too based to be defeated by moron Anthony
@neilb143 Жыл бұрын
@@LOL-zu1zrstill lost his head lol. He fucked with the wrong people and tried to help the biggest back stabber in history
@kingeddiam254311 ай бұрын
@@neilb143octavian tried to save cicero, just antonys help was more important to him than ciceros life. Cicero was a noble man who believed in loyalty and trust, octavian and antony exploited that
@jamestaylor36234 жыл бұрын
Antony: "I want a swap, I get everything, and you get nothing"
@legate66804 жыл бұрын
that IS the law of equivalent exchange... Maybe.
@TheSecondVersion4 жыл бұрын
Quintus Jeffus Bezos
@TheHej24 жыл бұрын
But that wasn't a part of the deal.
@Bloodprince12344 жыл бұрын
@@TheHej2 He is altering the deal. Pray he doesn't alter it any further.
@joaquindirie14484 жыл бұрын
Art of the deal
@dr.pepperyoutube.trustmeit8434 жыл бұрын
"it was starting to look like a 5 sided civil war" Kaiserreich: Write that down, write that down!
@gardenpop4 жыл бұрын
I don't think anyone understood the reference but I did
@anonymouscommenter75784 жыл бұрын
I also did!
@xSpaget4 жыл бұрын
waynetraub3 I think the hoi4 mod is based on a book or something, may be it
@respublica43734 жыл бұрын
@@xSpaget Tee 'Hoi4 mod' is based on a Hoi2 mod.
@hiruharii4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit is that a MOTHERFUCKING KAISERREICH REFERENCE?!?!
@cageybee72214 жыл бұрын
cicero has essentially taken over rome on like 4 seperate occasions trying to restore order. what a madlad.
@tylerdurden37223 жыл бұрын
Cicero wanted to restore things to a state of pre Ceasar. Cicero had no plan to fix Rome (perhaps he didn't even realize that Rome was broken). They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting a different result.
@Captain-Jinn3 жыл бұрын
@@tylerdurden3722 You're spot on. And pre-Caesar Rome is like a powder keg with a half-second left on its fuse. That's some Greek tragedy levels of irony for a man who cared so much about his Republic.
@racoon2513 жыл бұрын
@@tylerdurden3722 cringe
@POZsquadHSG3 жыл бұрын
@@racoon251 14 year old
@racoon2513 жыл бұрын
@@POZsquadHSG cringe
@herpyderpy28692 жыл бұрын
When everyone wanted Caesar gone, Cicero wanted order When Caesar was in power, all Cicero cared about was stability When the Second Triumvirate was formed, Cicero wanted peace He's the rare kind of politician who's competent and still cares about the country's order
@florians9949 Жыл бұрын
And in return, he got murdered.
@keiththomas1180 Жыл бұрын
Damn
@nashtheneet Жыл бұрын
When Cicero died, i believe the Republic died with him. He just wanted the Republic to be stable, and without him stability could never return. His position and popularity in Italy made him the last hope.
@snickims9717 Жыл бұрын
@@nashtheneet But, although he truely seemed to love the republic, he had no ideas on how to deal with the many insititional problems that had lead to the rise of Caesar. I can not help but think that even if he had been succesful, he would have failed, for the republic was simply too far down the road of collapse for anyone to save it.
@Tarnatos14 Жыл бұрын
@@snickims9717 Actually he had an Idear, he wanted to strenghen the senat, more as it was normaly before that. If thats a good idear is another debate, but he actually had an idear. We know (or at least I do, there are maybe more) two ancient 'concepts' how to safe the republik. The one is form Polybios: his idear follows the existing technic of the republik, the chec and balances of: senat, People, magistrates, and the tribuni of the people as the thing between all that. Ciceros idear, as he identifed the strenghen magistrates and pro-magistrates (as Marius, Sulla and Pmpeius where) as the problem (and technically he was right about that, as we see the centralising of the power in the hand of the 'first-high-magistrate' the piricipatus/Caeasr/Emperor later), was to strenghen the senat (In his eyes the core of the republic, and I think it was) and weaken the magistrates, letting so the 'parlamentry' system of this group of aristoctrats defend the republik both against people 'mass' agitation/following and the to powerfull ambitions of singular people. Source: Dreyer, Boris: Die Innenpolitik der römischen Republik, 264.- 133. v. Chr., 2006, Darmstadt, S. 15.
@TheSecondVersion4 жыл бұрын
Brutus: "Oh no, I'm not brave enough for politics" Cicero: "Hang on, this whole operation was *your* idea. "
@sam_c954 жыл бұрын
In this analogy, does it work to make Octavian Emperor Palpatine? "In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganised into the FIRST GALACTIC/ROMAN EMPIRE!" Edit: and therefore Caesar could be the legendary Darth Plagueis the wise himself! :o
@KarakNornClansman4 жыл бұрын
@@sam_c95 Palpatine is very much based on Octavianus. It's an obvious parallell. He's the senate.
@luciusvernus31744 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@forasago4 жыл бұрын
@@sam_c95 Palpatine is more like the original Caesar. Octavian followed Caesar's blueprint on how to run things whereas Palpatine was a pioneer, at least until Disney retcons it.
@iceintheair4 жыл бұрын
@@KarakNornClansman you mean caesar
@tisFrancesfault4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Cicero had allies that were actually useful.
@toddharig81424 жыл бұрын
My team every game.
@alessandronavone67314 жыл бұрын
Honestly, all except Brutus did pretty much their best. Decimus' and Cassius' resolve in taking control of their provinces in advance and their skill in raising armies and support in the provinces are remarkable. The odds were stacked against them from the start, with both the people and the veterans being with the Caesarians.
@papapok134 жыл бұрын
Cicero should have picked his allies better. I mean look at their conspircy to kill Caesar: from begining to end, it was a bumbling mess. It's a miracle it worked, yet it went down as one of the most consequential murder in history.
@jevinliu46584 жыл бұрын
Imagine Brutus actually did something
@Flyingclam4 жыл бұрын
@@papapok13 cicero never knew about the plot to kill caeser
@maxstr4 жыл бұрын
I started watching this on my TV, and to my surprise my 6 year old daughter sat down and started watching with me. This girl has a 10 second attention span, but she ended up watching the entire thing! She was even asking me questions like what an empire is, and if the "envelopes" are armies. Thank you for this video and making an awesome father-daughter experience for me
@JamesJJSMilton4 жыл бұрын
@Loonytoones85 no no put her in govt. schools so she can learn 10 seconds of the byzantine empire.
@macfly62374 жыл бұрын
Soylent green is people!!
@Jessie_Helms4 жыл бұрын
Congrats man! I was around her age myself when I started being fascinated by history. Here’s my suggestion as a 21 year old life long lover of history: use as many organic methods of teaching history as possible like (supervised until she’s old enough) historical YT videos (preferably from entertaining channels like this, Extra Credits, LindyBiege, etc...), find ways to make timelines feel natural rather than memorizing “x person did y thing on z date”, and introduce her to various periods (the Shaw’s of Persia are really neat, the unification of Germany, formation of China, and The Western Confederacy are great example they won’t teach much of in school). If you home school her, I’d look hard for interesting and well written history material. If she goes to a school you don’t control the material of, look for ways to help her learn about it organically and see the people as, well, people rather than info dumps. The time I hated history more than ever was in middle school with the same boring tone being used to teach me about the same events I’d already heard about every year. That’s, IMO, when most people develop an apathy or even hatred of history.
@EiriktheNordAndersen-ju4gl4 жыл бұрын
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
@ImTheMariner4 жыл бұрын
I bet shes even cuter than those squares, haha reading this comment made me happy, thank you for that. i really hope she keeps an interest in history, better than all the shenanigans of modern entertainment bullshit.
@alexross18162 жыл бұрын
Octavian's mom: Return to Rome, but hide your identity!" Octavian's step-father: "Renounce the adoption, and keep your keep your head down!" Octavian: *"WHAT'S UP, BITCHES?! JULIUS CAESAR 2: OCTAVIAN BOOGALOO IS COMING TO ROME!!!"*
@garvett6660 Жыл бұрын
Octavian: *LEEEEEROOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEENKIIIIINS*
@Emil-Antonowsky Жыл бұрын
@Garvett Now, that's funny.
@masterexploder9668 Жыл бұрын
Ultimate Leeroy Jenkins, except it actually worked.
@dveillo36 Жыл бұрын
@@garvett6660 funny thing is my grandpa Leroy's mom was named Octavia
@SlothofBangkok11 ай бұрын
Just like Ceasar wanted...
@rexgrimes75624 жыл бұрын
"We're anti murder in this house" literally two minutes later... "if it's of any consolation, Brutus retaliated by killing Anthony's brother"" LMAO RIP
@jensjensen90354 жыл бұрын
rip who? Cicero or cockheads brother ?
@SnekNOTSnake4 жыл бұрын
BTW how did you commented this a week earlier before the video even get uploaded, which is only 30 mins ago?
@SnekNOTSnake4 жыл бұрын
@@archdukefranzferdinand567 Ahh, that explains everything. I thought it was another KZbin's bug.
@resileaf95014 жыл бұрын
@@SnekNOTSnake Someone asks about it every single week XD
@jophielswings4 жыл бұрын
To be fair like the entire world at this point is becoming very anti-rich very fast in 2020. And for frankly good reason.
@aurelian52344 жыл бұрын
“This battle happened on Decimus’s birthday, which is not important, but it is funny.” - Proceeds to die alone, away from his friends and family. Happy birthday bruh!!!
@pez44 жыл бұрын
20:15 Happy birthday!!
@ethanstaaf4042 жыл бұрын
He died months after the battle
@Ikxi2 жыл бұрын
@@ethanstaaf404 still, that was his last great experience really after that everything went downhill because all his men defected
@sushamaborkar66572 жыл бұрын
Cassius died on his birthday
@KTChamberlain4 жыл бұрын
Octavian: "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further." Cicero: "This deal's getting worse all the time."
@Sulkie4 жыл бұрын
Was looking for this one. xD
@drfredostein44103 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing when it said, “I’m altering the deal”
@lazyatthedisco3 жыл бұрын
Octavian: "Now you need to flee the city because I'm giving your head to Anthony" Cicero: "This wasn't part of the deal, neither was proscripting all these Senators and optimates" Octavian: "I'm altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further"
@joeynelson97613 жыл бұрын
* Somebody raises an army and marches on Rome * Romans in 88BC: Noooo, we're all gonna die! Unprecedented! Romans in 44BC: Is it that time of year already?
@sorcierenoire86513 жыл бұрын
Romans in the 3rd Century AD: wake me up when someone gets appointed as emperor again.
@Liveforgamingman3 жыл бұрын
@@sorcierenoire8651 You're not gonna do much sleeping then.
@sheldon-cooper3 жыл бұрын
@@Liveforgamingman * Correction * "Wake me up when there's only one emperor"
@HiHi-lh3ps3 жыл бұрын
@@sheldon-cooper Diocletian: yeah, about that...
@therearenoshortcuts98683 жыл бұрын
as an American Consul once said: "we are always 1 generation away from losing all our freedoms" something unthinkably illegal in your teenage years can become normalized politically by the time you are 50-60
@owenb86364 жыл бұрын
As an act of defiance, Decimus killed some Gauls. Is this just the way Romans vent their anger?
@BradyPostma4 жыл бұрын
Yes. I'm going to say yes.
@BradyPostma4 жыл бұрын
Also, hi fellow Brady!
@Axalon9004 жыл бұрын
These Romans are crazy!
@MrCantStopTheRobot4 жыл бұрын
"Any day is a good day for killing Gauls,-- but today it feels especially RIGHT! AND! PROPER!"
@namekman014 жыл бұрын
a roman stubs his toe on a table "THE GALL OF THE PERSON WHO PUT THIS IN MY WAY!!!" gears turn in his head "THE GAUL... I BET THE GAULS DID THIS! I WILL HAVE VENGENCE!"
@bguy324 жыл бұрын
Never thought I'd cry over the death of man who lived over 2000 years ago but I did. Rest in Power to my main man Cicero 😔✊
@WorthlessWinner4 жыл бұрын
Cicero had done his own mass killing of political enemies in his youth, so it is hard for me to feel too bad about his death
@filmicreviews32704 жыл бұрын
Well those enemies were planning on creating treason against Rome.
@Marshal_Rock4 жыл бұрын
@@WorthlessWinner Well, to be fair he brought all that upon himself anyway
@caiawlodarski53394 жыл бұрын
@@WorthlessWinner It wasn't really a mass killing like the proscriptions, they weren't just anyone who opposed him, they were conspiring with Catiline to overthrow the government.
@johnyoutuber97814 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna make this worse for y'all by adding my own terrible realization, that, with the death of Cicero, Antony is the ONLY ONE of our beloved characters left that was with us the whole time. Everyone else who's currently still with us, over 3/4 of which also didn't make it in the end, came here MUCH later down the road. This is truly the end of an era :(
@Krnballerzzz4 жыл бұрын
32 minutes of bliss from all the coronavirus mess. Thank you Historia :3
@Geeza-rc9kz4 жыл бұрын
Here here
@Ultrawup4 жыл бұрын
2000 years from now, Historia Civilis will make a hologram series about the era 2016-2024, and coronavirus will surely be a part of that.
@dylancrooks65484 жыл бұрын
Always a good day when historia uploads
@reinatr48484 жыл бұрын
@AlexNOSAM he/she said "coronavirus mess"
@reinatr48484 жыл бұрын
@Micheal Prendergast Did you though?
@andrewbresnan14492 жыл бұрын
We remember and mourn Antony + Cleopatra's deaths but we should really remember and mourn Labienus' and Cicero's deaths
@hihi-nm3uy Жыл бұрын
God, Labeinus didn’t even get his moment in the sun in Unbiased History. The guy was literally an anime rival to the teeth, and perfect drama material.
@Sid_Streams Жыл бұрын
Yes. A movie about the relationship between Caesar and Labienus would be a tremendous success.
@cjmcc5231 Жыл бұрын
Antony was an asshole- no mourning for me.
@Patchaddictedpolymath4 жыл бұрын
"My child, this was a learned man, and a lover of his country."
@thiagooliveira79353 жыл бұрын
"one that I got him killed"
@theleetworldbest3 жыл бұрын
And yet, he allowed him to die. Octavianus is forever tainted in my eyes as the one allowing one of the greatest, if not THE greatest men, of his time to die
@acebalistic13583 жыл бұрын
@@theleetworldbest it was antony's fault, he was insistent, he was forcing octavian to allow it. what was octavian supposed to do, start another civil war within a civil war that would take at least tens of thousands more lives?
@friedkeenan3 жыл бұрын
@@acebalistic1358 He (and everyone else) should have never allowed it to get to that point
@gandalfgrey913 жыл бұрын
If it’s any consolation, Brutus retaliated by killing Antony’s brother.
@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human4 жыл бұрын
Tom Holland is very much the friendly neighbourhood historian. He did a talk at my college once, he happily signed the 3 of his books I had back then, and after the talk ended stayed for over an hour just chatting to us. It was the end of our day, but the entire class stayed late too. Great guy.
@GreeneyedApe4 жыл бұрын
Note to anyone reading this: It's referring to the historian Tom Holland, credited in the description in the video, not the actor. I was a bit confused at this comment for a minute.
@Udontkno74 жыл бұрын
Greeneye oh thank god
@TheRenegade...4 жыл бұрын
@@GreeneyedApe "friendly neighborhood" tho
@phoenixinvictus98804 жыл бұрын
@@TheRenegade... pun completely intended
@GreeneyedApe4 жыл бұрын
@@TheRenegade... Even more reason for my clarification.
@CosmiaNebula4 жыл бұрын
Note on adoption: in Roman times, being an adopted-child was a great honor, much more than being a born-child. Being adopted nowadays is some kind of insult, but back then, being adopted means your virtues were high enough that someone would like to treat you close like a family member. As such, if Caesar had any biological child, they would have been eclipsed by Octavius the adopted son. (Bart D. Ehrman hypothesized that at one point in early Christianity, Jesus was hailed as the adopted son of God, because of this association of adoption with virtue.)
@villipend4 жыл бұрын
Being adopted is not considered "some sort of insult" in western society. If anything it's the exact opposite! I've never in my entire life heard of adoption being considered an insult.
@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes kids might bully another kid about being adopted, but apart from dim-witted idiot children, I can't think of anyone else I've ever heard treat adoption like an insult
@sarasamaletdin45744 жыл бұрын
I would not say modern adoption is a some shame. Or that in Roman times it was hominid exactly. But that in Roman times adoption was seen as being exactly the same as biological child. When Claudius adopted Nero he became the heir over his own biological son Britannicus just because Nero was older. You would have expected in modern perspective that the biological child who was born to be an heir would not be replaced in succession just because an older child was adopted. But when adopted person, whether a child or adult, is exactly the same as biological one just the age matters. However people usually adopted relatives like Nero was Claudius’s great newphew (because Claudius married his own niece) the way Octavian was Caesar’s great-newphew. With Octavian however Caesar named him his heir in the will which isn’t he same as full adoption that could only happen while the parent was alive. So Octavian forced the Senate to consider this a full adoption so he would get Caesar’s clients and could call himself a son of a god (after Caesar was deified).
@reinatr48484 жыл бұрын
@@villipend people sometimes insult each other by calling them adopted. It's dumb but it happens.
@SomalianDuke4 жыл бұрын
Thing is. Ceasar had a Son and Octavian had him killed..
@angelortiz4815 Жыл бұрын
It's sad watching Cicero masterfully thread the political needle just to have Octavian come in with a hammer
@TheSecondVersion4 жыл бұрын
I like how you made Octavian *purple* because he was the first true Emperor
@EpaminondastheGreat4 жыл бұрын
The ONE TRUE EMPEROR!
@Prich3194 жыл бұрын
@@EpaminondastheGreat You are false!
@gabrieel18224 жыл бұрын
royal purple is the noblest shroud!
@hyperion31454 жыл бұрын
When we went over this in Middle school, they never mentioned how confusing this was at the start. We went straight to the Liberators War and to Octavian's Civil War. How did anyone keep track of these alliances and betrayals is more astonishing than the actual battles.
@Justaguy56784 жыл бұрын
tf kinda middle school did you go to? We barely talked about Rome at even a surface level at mine. And I live in the US state with probably the best education system lmao.
@Justaguy56784 жыл бұрын
@Danny n I said the best as in within America. Shoosh.
@reinatr48484 жыл бұрын
@@Justaguy5678 Italy probably as they were talking about Rome.
@Justaguy56784 жыл бұрын
@@reinatr4848 that would be the only way I could understand. World history is packed with stuff, too much for you to focus that much on one state unless its in your own history.
@kelli27834 жыл бұрын
Harrison Loch British schools cover Ancient Rome and Greece on Classics classes. Some schools have Classics as a subject.
@YodasPapa4 жыл бұрын
I almost just shed a tear because of all those Fs for Cicero. Something genuinely beautiful about people paying their respects over 2 thousand years ago for a man who consistently tried to act for the greater good, within the constraints of his time.
@sebastianschiltz63593 жыл бұрын
Truly beautiful, legends never die
@SerunaXI2 жыл бұрын
I find it amusing that we genuinely use "F" as a sign of respect thanks to the memes, when it was originally a joke to mock the scene from a call of honorfield game that used "F" as a quick time prompt to "pay respect" What was mocked as silly became genuine due to the meme.
@ImOvervalued Жыл бұрын
@@SerunaXI I fail to understand how it's perceived as respectful when talking about real people
@WereDictionary2 жыл бұрын
"This battle happened on Decimus' birthday. Which is not important. But it _is_ funny." The sheer deadpan delivery of this line had me in stitches. Which is not important. But it _is_ funny.
@SomeDude518 Жыл бұрын
No go watch him talk about birthday boy in the video released after this. That is funny! 🥳💀
@GravitoRaize4 жыл бұрын
"Freedom suppressed and again regained bites with keener fangs than freedom never endangered." -- Cicero
@francesconesi76664 жыл бұрын
When did he produce such a nice quote? Not during Catiline's trial, for sure.
@riccardoorlando22624 жыл бұрын
Cicero, De Officiis, Book 2, paragraph 24: "Acriores autem morsus sunt intermissae libertatis quam retentae." Actual translation: "For they shall be bitten more sharply by interrupted freedom than by continued." If I had used the above translation in my Latin class, I'd have gotten zero marks for basically making up half the sentence. You can't claim you've done a translation if you only attempt to keep the (perceived) meaning; you must translate the letter, even if (obviously) it doesn't sound as good in English.
@SilentShadowLT4 жыл бұрын
@@riccardoorlando2262 Translation is not the same as transcription. The first conveys original meaning in an other language, even if the sentence structure changes completely. The other roughly uses synonyms in an other language without putting much consideration in the original meaning behind the words themselves. As a result, the first creates a fluid sentence, while the second creates a Frankenstein monster of literal design.
@johnyoutuber97814 жыл бұрын
@@SilentShadowLT Too bad that "Freedom suppressed and again regained bites with keener fangs than freedom never endangered." is barely a coherent sentence, whereas "For they shall be bitten more sharply by interrupted freedom than by continued." actually makes some sense, so it's still more of a translation than the first one.
@SilentShadowLT4 жыл бұрын
@@johnyoutuber9781 Both versions are rather convoluted. While the first one would be better with an added comma, the second one isn't fixed that easily. Both "for they shall" and "interrupted [rather] than by continued" are not standard speech -- needlessly archaic. Continued and interrupted are hardly even antonyms, as 'continue' has the implication that the thing in question has been interrupted at some point. I'd suggest coming up with a different translation. For instance: "Freedom, which had been interrupted, bites sharper than freedom which hadn't." Even then, the "bites" part needs further thought, as it seems out of place -- rather forced.
@Masterblader1584 жыл бұрын
Everyone: *Playing 4D chess against each other* Octavian: *Playing 5D chess to prepare for the future* Brutus: "LMAO I'm just gonna sit here"
@bsantini36164 жыл бұрын
Brutus just staring
@IDontWantThisStupidHandle4 жыл бұрын
I mean, it seems to have worked out in the end for him, no? He got to control half the Eastern half of the empire AND keep his head, as well as his hands, attached to his body. Sounds like a win-win to me.
@aleksanderlenartowicz56594 жыл бұрын
@@IDontWantThisStupidHandle Brutus is the worst lesson to children in history. Remember, children, if you are a traitor, murder, abandon and backstab your friends hard enough, you MIGHT become a rich, powerful man with a quarter of the civilised world as your dominion.
@ArtfulDodger5664 жыл бұрын
You guys knows brutus was eventually killed in the civil war by octavian right?
4 жыл бұрын
@@aleksanderlenartowicz5659 He stabbed himself out of shame afterwards, when the civil war came to him anyway.
@D3D3D4 жыл бұрын
Octavian: "I used the anti-Caesarian Faction to destroy the anti-Caesarian Faction"
@pokey7964 жыл бұрын
After the anti-Caesarian faction tried to use the Caesarian faction to destroy the Caesarian faction
@jeffreyroot63004 жыл бұрын
pokey79 How Roman!
@oswald75974 жыл бұрын
Octavian will return in Rome: Endgame
@FourOf920004 жыл бұрын
"I used the squares to destroy the squares"
@Mitaka.Kotsuka4 жыл бұрын
was super efective
@angelovargas9382 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ man, your telling made me so attached to a green square that I genuinely felt bad when he died. HBO is sleeping on this, they should remake Rome with your telling as a baseline, this is incredible
@ghfudrs93uuu Жыл бұрын
Rome is gone, man. We can only hope they won't repeat history and exchange something of the same caliber for a dragon show, but we know they will
@InDadequate Жыл бұрын
you're right, an HBPO sequel to later years after Julius would be fantastic to see
@zumis1011 Жыл бұрын
@@InDadequate It already exists, it's a great show
@OutbackCatgirl3 ай бұрын
imagine it. With the advances in cgi these squares, so emotionally charged, coule be.... *cubes*
@Captain_Carrot4 жыл бұрын
"Whether he [Brutus] meant it or not, he had just stabbed Decimus in the back." At least not in the groin. Also, post-assassination Brutus definitely deserves the Bibulus award.
@Mitaka.Kotsuka4 жыл бұрын
Octavian stabbed Cicero, Decimus, Brutus and Cassius in the back... welll... thats why he was there in first plaace... the irony
@Lius5253 жыл бұрын
Brutus was like that "this is fine" meme the entire time 😂
@acebalistic13583 жыл бұрын
eu tu, bru- AH WHY THE BALLS
@falistor89693 жыл бұрын
@@acebalistic1358 genius 😂😂😂
@Julio9743 жыл бұрын
We need to make the Bibulus award a thing
@primusinterpares57674 жыл бұрын
"All this work, and all my money wasted!"
@TyranyFighterPatriot4 жыл бұрын
Dad in the divorce courts...
@krissp87124 жыл бұрын
I'll buy that raven, let it be a sign of humility to you all!
@nuclearnadal48694 жыл бұрын
“I’ll never financially recover from this.”
@GalileoAV4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@dannybeads36724 жыл бұрын
Hahaha too funny
@phrophetsamgames4 жыл бұрын
“Hey let’s swap but put these conditions” Conditions: Literally make it so Antony gets everything and Decimus gets nothing. Senators: well no use causing a fuss over the swap
@bergonath88513 жыл бұрын
"I want everything." "Deal."
@BumblinIdiot3 жыл бұрын
I legitimately started crying at the end of this. The world can always use more people like Cicero. Whenever people like this get torn from us we are all poorer for it.
@billrich97222 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure those Centurion were richer for it.
@Beno27591 Жыл бұрын
u cryin over squares lol
@createrz8433 Жыл бұрын
At least Anthonys brother was killed as a result of this, and later on he himself was killed in an unwinnable war.
@creatrixZBD Жыл бұрын
The assholes get ever richer
@neilb143 Жыл бұрын
Cicero deserved it fully as he was waging a war against people who rightfully were the heir of Caesar. And while his intentions were to not have another king like leader, he had no clue how to unite the empire, which Antony and Octavian successful did
@tiodichia53094 жыл бұрын
Historia Civilis: (29:20) “we’re anti murder in this house” Also Historia Civilis (32:25) “if its any consolation, Brutus retaliated by killing his brother”
@Mitaka.Kotsuka4 жыл бұрын
Double standards
@VRC3118A4 жыл бұрын
Still the best consolation I could get.
@ironriderslsm4 жыл бұрын
Heeheeheeeheeehwheheee!
@rustyshackleford15084 жыл бұрын
Also Historia Civilis: *on the fence on whether it's justifiable to murder random people just for being rich* If you're going to eat the rich, make sure they're actual bad people first. (Most probably are but that's beside the point)
@Trepur3494 жыл бұрын
is it bad that I agreed with both statements?
@Caerere4 жыл бұрын
There's more backstabbing here than on the Ides of March. I don't know if Tribune Aquila approves of that.
@Marshal_Rock4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, they had it coming with Brutus being not so proactive when needed.
@TheSecondVersion4 жыл бұрын
The Ides of march had a lot of crotch-stabbing
@Guanaco174 жыл бұрын
@@TheSecondVersion featuring also shoulder-stabing, rib-stabing, leg-stabing and face-stabing.
@einhauchvontullru31874 жыл бұрын
sadly Tribune Aquila fell in the Battle of Mutina (the one were Anthony was driven our of Italy)
@Mitaka.Kotsuka4 жыл бұрын
@@einhauchvontullru3187 now i understand why nobody was consulting nobody about marching on Rome
@novomute42814 жыл бұрын
I can't belive i felt emotional to a death of a little green square
@_fourtwoseven4 жыл бұрын
First it was the little red one, now its the little green one
@cheydinal54014 жыл бұрын
@ Brutus could have pretty easily saved him, right?
@hansnase3644 жыл бұрын
Man. I miss Cicero.
@Renegade4_life4 жыл бұрын
Rip decimus. Used and manipulated.
@rocinante46092 жыл бұрын
I would argue that Cicero's finest hour was when he suppressed the Catiline conspiracy during his consulship and then had Roman citizens killed without a trial. After Caesar's death Cicero got outmanoeuvred by a young Octavius. Although he managed to corner Antonius he got lulled into a false sense of security by a tame Senate. He mistook the wolf for a sheep in Octavius. Cicero belonged to an earlier era of Roman history when people respected the rule of law and Roman armies didn't decide the ruler.
@TheAdmirableAdmiral2 жыл бұрын
Cicero would probably argue that was his finest hour too. Though I don't discount this event either. If Cicero had just retired after cesar's death Antony probably would have won the brief followup civil war.
@shadanahmad6843 Жыл бұрын
👆 This guy gets it.
@createrz8433 Жыл бұрын
That's why it was *his* year
@ThatPianoNoob5 ай бұрын
@@TheAdmirableAdmiralyea I loved the video but the title is pretty nonsensical. He tried his best and failed as hard as you ever could. If I did something that ended with my enemy getting everything they wanted and me getting my throat slit I'd be very surprised to find that people think that was my finest hour. Sounds like an insult honestly.
@Morilore4 жыл бұрын
It's hard to imagine anyone failing harder than the assassins of Julius Ceasar. They tried to prevent the restoration of the monarchy by killing Ceasar, but what happened instead was that Ceasar's name became a word that means "king" in all the lands ruled by Rome and beyond FOR THE NEXT TWO THOUSAND YEARS.
@TristanHayes4 жыл бұрын
@Sheldon Robertson No, it's not, King is derived from the Anglo-Saxon word for King, "Cyning" which in turn was derived from Germanic "kuningaz". What is derived from Caesar is the various variations of it being used as titles for monarchs such as "Kaiser", "Tsar", etc...
@wulfherecyning12824 жыл бұрын
@Sheldon Robertson "King" from "cyning", or transliterated to modern English, "kin -ing" meaning "(first) son of the kin", with "kin" (cyn) in its broad sense of a tribe (the origin of "kith and kin"). Essentially, a king is "first among equals" in the Anglo Saxon/Early Germanic world. This is unrelated to Caesar.
@patrickwang6714 жыл бұрын
@@wulfherecyning1282 So basically King means Princeps... niceee
@Gentleman...Driver4 жыл бұрын
@@patrickwang671 Princeps means leader. More like Primus. Primus inter pares was the designation for first among equals. ;)
@AudieHolland4 жыл бұрын
*patrick wang* That's what I thought! *@@Gentleman...Driver* Dang, that's even truer.
@TheJaviferrol4 жыл бұрын
Decimus: "I was handpicked by Caesar!" Says one of the dudes who literally "hand picked" Caesar...
@itsMe_TheHerpes4 жыл бұрын
instead of watching this nonsense video, you should ask yourself what do you do to support the black lives matter movement, and how do you fight against white supremacy ?
@Marshal_Rock4 жыл бұрын
@@itsMe_TheHerpes Get lost
@williammoore65344 жыл бұрын
@@itsMe_TheHerpes why would i help an evil communist movement that wants to destroy America?
@METALFREAK034 жыл бұрын
@@itsMe_TheHerpes history truly repeats. stop making it about race. Then we will succeed.
@1112viggo4 жыл бұрын
@@METALFREAK03 Funny i can´t think of any wars that was started because of race? Unless your one of those people who think the main reason the Nazis invaded the world was to kill Jews and the American civil war was fought to free slaves, then maybe there is a few. But still the overwhelming reason we wage war on each other on this planet is wealth and territory. The rest are just petty and transparent excuses to try and justify the bloodshed, usually after the fact.
@Vincent-S4 жыл бұрын
I'd imagine Caesar's ghost would be pretty horrified at the proscription that Antony, Octavian and Lepidus was pulling off
@justinian-the-great4 жыл бұрын
Nah, I don't believe so. Infact I think that he would've complemented them! The fact that Caesar never made a proscriptions is based on the fact that he actually never needed to do that. Why? Because all of his enemies already died in the civil war! Caesar was a man who was personally responsible for the deaths of at least hundreds of thousands or, much more likely, even millions of Gauls, Romans and people from many other nations! Would he really be horrified by the deaths of mere couple of thousands? I don't think so.
4 жыл бұрын
It was needed TBH the Senate needed more purges then that troughout Roman History Just like the Praetorian Guard needed purging around emperor number 10 they murdered Jesus christ why did it take so long for Roman Emperors to purge those rats, you'd think the guys who murdered the past few emperors should be rounded up and executed befo- oh wait...They just heard there might someday be a day where Legions won't be needed and executed another Emperor
@The-Plaguefellow4 жыл бұрын
Something tells me he would've been quite upset to learn about it, but eventually accept that it was probably necessary in the end.
@caiawlodarski53394 жыл бұрын
@ The only people who deserve to be purged are tyrants.
@washizukanorico4 жыл бұрын
Steva Stevanović Cesar was no humanist indeed, but my guess is that he wanted to put his name way up there (or even above) Alexander as a historical figure. He wanted to be remembered as the best of the romans for centuries to come. And as he experienced Sulla and his proscriptions he knew they would have grant him absolute power now, but would have diminished his image in the long run (as Sylla was hated by most). Remember he offered peace to Pompey before crossing the rubicon and he genuinely (I think) got upset when Ptolemy the 74th killed Pompey. Well that s how I see it at least. Do you believe Ceasar would have killed Pompey had he captured him? I see him giving Pompey some kind of honorary job with no military/legal power but who knows really ...
@SiveenO2 жыл бұрын
"No Plan, No System, No Method!" must be my favorite quote of the day.
@AlexGreeneHypnotist4 жыл бұрын
It's funny that the term "backstabbing" is synonymous with betrayal, and that it was popularised by the suposedly most famous literal backstab, that of Brutus to Julius Caesar - when in the prior episodes of this series, we learned that Brutus stuck his knife in Caesar's groin, a frontal attack.
@fhornmichaelmac3 жыл бұрын
It would be a very different world if betrayal was referred to as "getting stabbed in the groin."
@serotonin.scavenger3 жыл бұрын
Caesar was banging Servilia, Brutus' mum; I would think that stab to the groin was fitting lol
@tutituti43443 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine Rammstein singing SackStabu?
@tomlxyz2 жыл бұрын
@@tutituti4344 that song isn't about back stabbing, the title is a made up word and is a desired thing in the song
@LordTelperion2 жыл бұрын
I'd rather have this dagger in front of me THAN a frontal gonadetomy! XD
@Pietro-Smusi4 жыл бұрын
This is like a Tv show. I bonded with all these characters so much, especially with Cicero, and now he's dead... :( he deserved better
@karlhans66784 жыл бұрын
I bonded with Caesar, his death hurt me the most.
@f.boogaloospook23184 жыл бұрын
Clodius that bastard sad
@generaljeneral75033 жыл бұрын
HBO did a pretty good Rome show. Or atleast its first season was. Its second season sucked.
@alejandrop.s.39423 жыл бұрын
@F. Boogaloo , I hate Clodius with all my heart. Moreover, there're politicians nowadays who still use his dirty tactics.
@TheV-Man3 жыл бұрын
@@karlhans6678 I felt those stabs too
@Arcian4 жыл бұрын
Liberatores after killing Caesar: Wow, I'm glad that's over with Octavius: Well, yes, but actually no
@gavinsmith98714 жыл бұрын
Octavian: Time for me to become the Tyrant you thought my father was, and take the power he let you keep.
@krissp87124 жыл бұрын
I'm Gaius Julius, and this is my favourite Pontifex in the capital
@charleslambert33684 жыл бұрын
We did it patrick, we saved the Republic!
@Imperium834 жыл бұрын
Defenders of the aristocracy and enemy of the people*
@jasonmartin47754 жыл бұрын
Hi! MY name is Gaius Julius and this is JACKASS
@csxfan_4 жыл бұрын
It's so infuriating watching Brutus do nothing time and time again. Octavian understood being in and near Rome gave him both better information and the ability to exert influence. Brutus just didn't understand this at like any point.
@Deboniako Жыл бұрын
It's just as remote work
@markalanajon3295 Жыл бұрын
He deadass didn't move until he died when he killed ceasar
@xaviershit97794 жыл бұрын
You know, all my life I've looked at old photos from the 1920's and prior thinking "Man, these people where so different from us". But watching your videos, I realize that all this time, people have just been the same. This video and all the others you made could just be a beefed up political campaign from nowadays. Thanks so much for your work
@Tsototar4 жыл бұрын
Thankfully there's slightly less murder and hand-cutting off, though
@johnroberts82334 жыл бұрын
I wonder who will bring down the American republic and whether the people will even know - or care - that they are no longer a republic but a plutocratic dictatorship made up of the Mafia dons of organised crime, aka corporations and banks.
@akSeR20104 жыл бұрын
@@Tsototar Only 75 years ago, the whole world exploded in an unprecedent killing rampage. With ways way more horrific than the cutting of the hands of an already dead man. So, no.
@Tsototar4 жыл бұрын
@@akSeR2010 that's inter-state wars? when you run for elections, in most places you can expect not to have your hands cut off if you lose, and if you win, for the loser to not take armed followers off to raise armies, is the point (though I guess we shall see after November in the US)
@schmid1.0794 жыл бұрын
I think that today goverments are a lot more stable and stable goverments cause stable economics and that causes happy people. Just like the prime of Rome was during the rebublic we have the prime of western democratic society. Just like Rome got thrown into turmoil as dictators split politics, the middle east is in turmoil now.
@jevinliu46584 жыл бұрын
Antony: Decimus, hand over everything and let it be called a swap Decimus: No Antony: *Surprised pikachu face*
@sarasamaletdin45744 жыл бұрын
I am glad Decimus is even mentioned since he is too often ignored.
@caiawlodarski53394 жыл бұрын
@@sarasamaletdin4574 Yeah, he is often confused and merged with his cousin, i blame Shakespeare
@nickd.99554 жыл бұрын
"When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say" -George R.R. Martin Cicero was a badass. RIP
@rascallyrabbit7174 жыл бұрын
locked down for 3 months and that man still can't finish one damn book
@timothymclean4 жыл бұрын
@@rascallyrabbit717 As someone who struggles to finish one chapter, which will probably never be read by more than a few dozen or maybe a couple hundred people, I see no reason to criticize an author for taking his time on a manuscript exceeding 1500 pages, intended to continue perhaps the most famous fantasy series of the decade, especially since the ending of its adaptation was infamously shit. GRRM has a lot of stuff to consider and balance, everything from focus to word choice, and he has to balance expectations from everyone-people who loved GoT through the last episode, people who hated it and fear the books will fall into the same trap, people who avoided the show or assume its showrunners went off the rails by the time they hit TWOW, etc. Writing is as easy as speaking. Writing _well_ is as hard as speaking _well._
@dibdap23734 жыл бұрын
@@rascallyrabbit717 How long do you think it normally takes to finish a book? A week? Pipe down.
@AeneasGemini4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Cicero just had a history of not being good enough for the cool kids table. He was a good orator and writer, but he was generally ineffective politically. Most of his schemes failed and all he could do was attach himself to more powerful people
@nickd.99554 жыл бұрын
@@AeneasGemini I don't really see much truth to that statement. Cicero's legacy is full of examples where he succeed and prospered _despite_ not aligning himself with powerful people. Under the infamous reign of Sulla, Cicero kept his hands clean and refused to join his contemporaries while they purged all of their political opponents and plundered their wealth. This made him popular with the poor as a man of the people which contrasted himself from most political figures. While he was consul, he singlehandedly thwarted the Catilinarian Conspiracy, which threatened Rome with an invasion of outside forces, with quick and decisive thinking. While Caesar became the most powerful and popular Roman alive, Cicero staunchly opposed his blatant disregard for the law and his authoritarian power-grab. Even up to his final breaths Cicero did everything to preserve the Republic of Rome, and although it was in vain, his life shows that he was a man of principle, who instead of being motivated by gold and power, wished to keep dangerous men away from positions of power. Hell, over 1,000 years after his death his works were rediscovered and indirectly lead to the Italian Renaissance. And all of this that I've said doesn't even light a candle to all his accomplishments, saying that he was ineffective is just plain wrong.
@SC-tl3rh8 ай бұрын
Just watched this for the 50th time or something like that. This video was Historia Civilis’ finest hour. Hands down. Thank you for the wonderful content you make. Been a fan since your Alessia video. Keep up the good work!
@TheSecondVersion4 жыл бұрын
23:38 - I love how we all understand the significance of that square *crossing* that line *and* drawing a *sword*
@mbsb13764 жыл бұрын
I did not notice that at first. Oh my god. It's all coming together now.
@MrFantasnick4 жыл бұрын
Nice ! I wondered if anybody else would notice 👍
@oswald75974 жыл бұрын
"Were against murder in this house" well, unless you've checked with Tribune Aquila first.
@jonathanwells2234 жыл бұрын
It wasn’t a great system
@reinatr48484 жыл бұрын
He died in the Battle of Mutina.
@NecromancyForKids4 жыл бұрын
@@reinatr4848 And?
@nikosgreek3524 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else get the feeling Anthony was just a talented sergeant who got lucky beyond his wildest dreams? As a politician the man couldn't tell up from sideways...
@laststand35254 жыл бұрын
He had a lot of other strengh too. Do you remeber his famous at the funeral? I think many have a wrong impression of him because of the propaganda from Octavian.
@muradm77484 жыл бұрын
He wasn't weak politician at all. He was great general too. Others burned so bright that it is hard to see Anthonys talent.
@jackj98164 жыл бұрын
He was a good soldier and Caesar valued his loyalty and the men liked him because he was not so uptight like a lot of arescates but even he got angry with him at some point
@JBGARINGAN4 жыл бұрын
Yeah the all being drunk and sleeping around stuff in the books could just be the misinterpreted opinion of Cicero of him. They were rivals and perhaps in his many memoirs that would later be considered fact by modern historians he voiced his opinion of him and this was mistaken as what he was actually like. It can also be attributed to him being a soldier, legions commonly would use their salary on whores and wine and such, though this would not necessarily be the case since Antoninus was from a rich family and was in the senate so he was an officer under Caesar. This can also be attributed to his affair with Cleopatra whom the Romans regarded as scandalous since Egyptian morals were very different from Roman morals and the act of him making love to her would be considered scandalous. Or it could be down to later historians who wrote during the rule of the Julian Emperors or Octavian later Augustus himself, would write the history of the victors as the proverb goes.
@Mitaka.Kotsuka4 жыл бұрын
You are comparing Antony with Cicero and Octavian, thats why Antony seem to be aa nobody... but the point here is Octavian was a Mastermind and Cicero was a genius... Antony was a very inteligent man and a very talented tactician...
@RaixsOreh2 жыл бұрын
as much as I love Julius Caesar and Augustus and the empire whose foundation they had laid, I feel so bad about Cicero. he was the Republic's last true Leader.
@neilb143 Жыл бұрын
His intentions were good but I have no clue wtf he was trying to achieve by not giving power to Octavian and well....he paid the price for it
@RaixsOreh Жыл бұрын
@@neilb143 it was more on brutus and cassius for not doing jack shit. Cicero did fail the republic but onpy becsuse brutus and cassius already put the final nail on the republic's coffin. Those two were as much warlords as caesar and pompey.
@neilb143 Жыл бұрын
@@RaixsOreh he relied on the wrong people for sure and I think did not expect Octavian to betray him. Shame he didn't side with Antony
@catavar99214 жыл бұрын
22:20 Octavian: "If you're not with me, then you're my enemy." Cicero: "Only a Caesarian deals in absolutes." Octavian: "Duh..."
@feliscatus51614 жыл бұрын
Cicero: "Sooooo how long are you just going to sit there for?" Brutus: "Yes."
@booketoiles16004 жыл бұрын
Literally didn't move until his death
@billrich97222 жыл бұрын
Stupid fucking meme.
@Trancymind Жыл бұрын
Brutus takes entitlement to a different level. Brutus: "I deserve this."
@calistman2224 жыл бұрын
(Invents time machine) (Meets Cicero in real life) "Huh, you looked a lot different in the documentary"
@tomlxyz2 жыл бұрын
"less green and square"
@tap11482 жыл бұрын
@@tomlxyz fake news!!!!!! Big history might claim Cicero was a "human being" but the truth is he was floating green square
@ner08332 жыл бұрын
@@tomlxyz wait...they aren't squares!?
@stefanodegioia15982 жыл бұрын
Plot twist, they are all actually squares
@polygonalfortress2 жыл бұрын
they're actually circles
@compier1211 ай бұрын
Two years ago I watched your exposés nonstop. Then it stopped, where have you been? Was I kept away by youtube? Your way to show and tell is great. I still remember so much, and loved your Julius Caesar’s rise series.
@Mira-K4 жыл бұрын
The sheer audacity and shamelessness of Decimus invoking Caesar's support...
@frodoswaggins31324 жыл бұрын
I’d say he was more invoking the Senate’s support, with the agreement they had passed ratifying Caesar’s political appointees. Although it could be both. As Historia Civilis said in his previous video, Decimus wasn’t particularly diplomatic.
@TheLouisianan4 жыл бұрын
He's like Mitt Romney of the first century BC
@deiansalazar1404 жыл бұрын
@@TheLouisianan More of the Lindsey Graham, his betrayal of Biden works better. Trump's Catalina. Romney is Brutus or Cicero. Warren is like Lepidus.
@TheLouisianan4 жыл бұрын
@@deiansalazar140 ooff, I can't give Romney a higher status like Cicero. Romney would never in a million years commit suicide for his country.
@LuizAlexPhoenix4 жыл бұрын
If he were smart he wouldn't have killed Caesar... So don't expect much.
@TheSecondVersion4 жыл бұрын
19:32 - That is some high-quality animated fight sequence right there
@testfortester71314 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday, hap hap hap happy birthday
@bakerking53514 жыл бұрын
I just imagine the dude who caught Decimus at the checkpoint going full Skyrim guard mode and saying: “Wait, I know you...”
@VancouverAvatar4 жыл бұрын
Now we know how he got an arrow to the knee.
@DrPOP-jp7eb4 жыл бұрын
How on earth did he recognised Decimus at that time? There was no photography obviously and I believe drawings and paintings must have been rare too. He must've met him before. What are the odds.
@katnerd67124 жыл бұрын
@@DrPOP-jp7eb Drawings and paintings were actually fairly common at the time and were probably distributed to all legions guarding the border between the section controlled by Brutus and the Western part of the republic. Also likely that any officer had seen most of the generals who had frequented the city of Rome. But, I'd imagine, he was recognized from a drawing.
@DrPOP-jp7eb4 жыл бұрын
@@katnerd6712 interesting!
@camacdonnell12 жыл бұрын
I watched this video when you published it and probably 30 times since. Truly one of the best and most emotionally evocative historical videos on the internet.
@anthonyrinaldi13314 жыл бұрын
Decimus: "Caesar hand picked me for that Province!"" "Are you claiming legitimacy from the guy you helped killed because he was a "tyrant"?
@reinatr48484 жыл бұрын
Legally, he still was going to be the governor there, and legally had immunity for the assassination (the compromise after the IoM).
@neuxell4 жыл бұрын
law is merely words :^)
@reinatr48484 жыл бұрын
@@neuxell and prison is just a room
@neuxell4 жыл бұрын
@@reinatr4848 yeet, and all that truly matters is action
@TheWildmanden4 жыл бұрын
@@reinatr4848 That still makes him a hypocrite
@daftmarto135914 жыл бұрын
24:20 "I am altering the deal" is the most ambitious crossover ever made thus far in this channel
@Luke-mp7vv2 жыл бұрын
There was also "A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one" in one of the earlier videos, lol
@garyedwards3269 Жыл бұрын
"I am altering the deal. Pray I do not alter it further!" - Darth Vader
@masterexploder9668 Жыл бұрын
Palpatine did learn a lot from Octavian, so the crossover is not completely out of place.
@cd80484 жыл бұрын
"a roman monarchy with three heads" So, a triarchy?
@JBGARINGAN4 жыл бұрын
Rome beats Greece again ! Roman triarchy > Spartan diarchy = 3 > 2
@bezukaking68604 жыл бұрын
@BlackDeathViral03 wasn't Diocletian the Tetrarchy?
@nicolas.p3314 жыл бұрын
@@bezukaking6860 It was !
@SurvivingAnotherDay4 жыл бұрын
No an oligarchy
@treybrumley82374 жыл бұрын
House Targaryen. "The dragon has three heads."
@CalvinNoire Жыл бұрын
Cicero is a very honourable man, and the ending of this video with octavian's grandson made my heart pour, F.
@riccardoorlando22624 жыл бұрын
You love Cicero because you didn't spend 5 years in high school translating his damned convoluted Latin. Caesar wrote as he ate: simple and straightforward. I could translate the De Bello Gallico by sight. Cicero, on the other hand, means spending hours sweating with a dictionary just to translate one unending sentence with subordinates of subordinates, random word order, verbs used for their 14th meaning in the dictionary instead of the first... Yeah, it sounded nice, but it was bloody incomprehensible.
@alfiehaigh84124 жыл бұрын
Oh no, he was clever, what a crime
@honoratagold4 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's that I was one of the weird Classics students who started with Greek and learned Latin later, so basically everything in Latin seemed less frustrating just because it... wasn't Greek, but I always really liked translating Cicero.
@alejandrojoserodriguezarre454 жыл бұрын
Caesar was a man of action, he didn't have to write this grandiose works of literature and legalese. Cicero was a pure statesman, he wasn't a general, and he also used to be a lawyer. His thing was writting so he put flair on it because that's what he did, he wanted to it make more beatiful.
@vaylonkenadell4 жыл бұрын
The ideal, it seems to me, is to be both a man of action and of poetry.
@markog19994 жыл бұрын
In fairness Cicero's private letters were fine, and there's something special about reading hot gossip from 2000 years ago
@iamseamonkey66884 жыл бұрын
octavian: can I please be elected emergency consul even though there's actually nothing wrong with Rome's government at the moment? cicero: no. octavian: *C O W A B U N G A I T I S*
@weckar4 жыл бұрын
Octavian: "Nothing wrong?" "Let me correct that."
@buckplug24233 жыл бұрын
Classic Roman diplomacy "You decline my ridiculous and over-the-top offer that will not benefit you in any way? How dare you!!!"
@frodoswaggins31324 жыл бұрын
It makes me so mad that Brutus didn’t let Cassius launch an attack. Cassius had 12 legions! I don’t know how many casualties they’d taken, but at full strength that would have been 60,000 soldiers. There’s no way Antony could have survived that. With that decision, Brutus might have doomed the republic.
@hagamapama2 жыл бұрын
The Republic was doomed looooooong before Brutus and Cassius were making decisions. Frankly the rot reached critical mass when Sulla marched on Rome. The incidents HC talks about here are the fatally wounded Republic bleeding to death, the only question being, what would replace it. Something that Caesar, as usual, saw far better than his contemporaries.
@nicodangond58222 жыл бұрын
@@hagamapama the republic signed it's own death warrant after the murders of the Gracchi brothers
@hagamapama2 жыл бұрын
@@nicodangond5822 agreed
@coolguyjki Жыл бұрын
@@nicodangond5822 Yeah it'd been an entity living on borrowed time for literally a century. HC talks about how stable and functional the Republic was, which was true for *most* of its history, but after the 2nd Century BC, the Republic was a mess of constant political violence.
@ultra-papasmurf Жыл бұрын
you believe Cassius or Brutus were going to actually restore the republic (even if they did thats not really a positive for the majority or states longevity). They already betrayed the hand that fed them, them becoming the hand couldve only ended in disaster.
@felixhampe64802 жыл бұрын
I love Cicero as well! He almost single-handedly saved the Republic. Absolute Hero.
@sirbillius4 жыл бұрын
The fact that you have now made an “Octavius” playlist makes me so happy.
@hmagellanlinux3074 жыл бұрын
"Antony friggin' stinks!" So this is the oratory prowess of Cicero...
@serbanandreimarin4 жыл бұрын
Short and to the point Just perfect
@thorjelly4 жыл бұрын
no, not oratory prowess, that is his ofactory prowess.
@TheSecondVersion4 жыл бұрын
Old woman: "What is your name?" Octavius: "...Gaius. Gaius Julius Caesar."
@MrBigCookieCrumble4 жыл бұрын
With a liscence to end the Republic..
@deponensvogel72614 жыл бұрын
@@MrBigCookieCrumble Wrong movie reference.
@jevinliu46584 жыл бұрын
Everyone: *suspects nothing*
@coolthefool14 жыл бұрын
Deponensvogel Loooool
@vortex_master4 жыл бұрын
Nice Star War
@TaeSunWoo3 жыл бұрын
Cicero: “we must stop Marc Antony! He’ll become another Caesar!” Octavian/Augustus: (laughs in the distance)
@friendcomputer22933 жыл бұрын
Cicero: 'I'll ally myself with the man who literally named himself Caesar after the original one. What could possibly go wrong?'
@LOL-zu1zr Жыл бұрын
@@friendcomputer2293 “his a kid I can still change him”
@Sid_Streams Жыл бұрын
There are letters predating the Philippicae in which Cicero recognizes that this will happen. But still goes by the course of allying with Octavian against M.A. probably because he went so all-in and personal in his speeches against M.A. that there was really no way back.
@petrichor1114 жыл бұрын
This is more entertaining, emotional and exciting than any Netflix series, ever! Absolutely love this channel
@ChibiViolin3 жыл бұрын
They did him dirty in the HBO series.
@18mitndi4 жыл бұрын
"Cicero told a polite lie and said he'd look into it" Also Cicero: *"NO PLAN. NO SYSTEM. NO METHOD."* Thinking of his internal panic while trying to string together any kind of cohesion from a pensive overthinker, a murderous hothead, and the walking disaster of Decimus makes me laugh like such an idiot. It's his second go at picking a side, after all, and Pompey Jr. *almost* murdered him the last time they lost. Surely that was on his mind. Oh, and *CATO'S* words must have been ringing in his ears.
@JamesJJSMilton4 жыл бұрын
Cicero was the greatest man of his era, inflicting wounds so great they would linger more and two millennia later with just his oratorical skills alone. Yet, somehow, he managed to pick some of the worst allies at every turn.
@arawn10614 жыл бұрын
@@JamesJJSMilton more like Cicero had to pick his poison in his allies
@concept56313 жыл бұрын
@@JamesJJSMilton Which wounds have managed to stay around?
@SteveSmith-ty8ko3 жыл бұрын
@@JamesJJSMilton Certainly. Perhaps if he was closer to Caesar and had sided with him during the civil war we wouldn’t have seen Caesar act so kingly. (Oh who am I kidding, this is Caesar we’re talking about after all.)
@Killerbee_McTitties3 жыл бұрын
@@SteveSmith-ty8ko Cicero was literally just propping up the cadaver of a system whose death he couldn't accept. the gracchi brothers and the senate's reaction to their policies basically set the decay of the republic in motion. I mean caesar was originaly running for consul on the same landreform platform the gracchi advocated ofr 60 years prior. the populares might've been opportunistic and power hungry but they were only made possible by the boneheadedness of the optimates and their unwillingness to compromise even a bit. Caesar did what was necessary, he layed the groundwork for the most prosperous and peaceful time in roman history.
@andrasbeke30124 жыл бұрын
That was honestly one of the best episodes yet. Just chilling.
@JaePeezy4 жыл бұрын
It was most excellent.
@AverageJoExplorations6 ай бұрын
0:50 Slight Easter egg, the crimson square next to Octavian is Agrippa. He was actually with Octavian when he got the news that Caesar was dead. Great attention to detail!
@janb.36004 жыл бұрын
*Cicero wants to call a vote:* Kick Brutus? (accused of being idle) Press F1 to vote Yes Press F2 to vote No
@dulguunnorjinbat61364 жыл бұрын
Cassius; F1! F1! F1! F1! just fucking press F1!
@Guanaco174 жыл бұрын
@@dulguunnorjinbat6136 Every other conspirator: F2
4 жыл бұрын
Alt+F4
@jdoc31184 жыл бұрын
Has anyone asked Tribune Aquila of his opinion on this?
@ethpling1654 жыл бұрын
I broke my F1 key
@sabotsscraps4 жыл бұрын
Decimus: Why does everyone keep stabbing me in the back Everyone else: Because it’s easy, and it does a lot of damage
@nobelissimos87194 жыл бұрын
HAPPY SOULS
@ironriderslsm4 жыл бұрын
Heheheheeheheegeheheeee
@Mitaka.Kotsuka4 жыл бұрын
Because you help us to realize that we can do that
@herpydepth12044 жыл бұрын
Oh crap I almost forgot to rewatch that this month
@joshelguapo55633 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 perfect. I love that video
@shaunlevin50814 жыл бұрын
Cicero: Don't dwell on the past! Also Cicero: Why were you not more decisive in the past.
@luciusvernus31744 жыл бұрын
Cierco logic
@BradyPostma4 жыл бұрын
It could have been a good argument for why they should ignore the past. The past makes each of you look bad, so to get others to forget your mistakes you should forget others'. Forgetting the past is in everyone's interest. That makes sense, doesn't it?
@ceori63994 жыл бұрын
@@BradyPostma Yup, he was basicly saying that everyone in this room have made mistakes, and that there's nothing they can do about it now, so let's move on!
@dannybeads36724 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was absolutely just a case of Cicero saying we can’t do anything about the past so to let it go and look to the future, and explaining that he shouldn’t blame decimus or anyone else for what they did or didnt do in the past, as an example he points the finger at every single one of them one at a time like- why didn’t you do more? Why did you just give the city to Antony and hide on the capitoline hill? Why did you pretend to be sick for 2 days? Why were you all so lazy and why didn’t you do more during that giant crisis??? He’s obviously just shaming everyone as an example and reason not to shame each other for what they did or didn’t do, they can’t change it now, it’s in the past, they need to let it go and plan for what they can do in the future. Civilis didn’t explain that’s what he was doing, but it’s pretty obvious that was the case.
@just4funk1334 жыл бұрын
@@BradyPostma Learn from the past but live in the present, i think.
@turinturambar11594 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love this channel. The way you portray these snippets of history are astonishingly entertaining, but it seems like you also genuinely quite enjoy these stories (not that I'd be surprised)