"Caesar, we're surrounded and cut off from supply by Pompey!" "Perfect! They've fallen right into our trap!" proceeds to build a 31km wall around them
@jmiquelmb6 жыл бұрын
toxicpanda36 Julius Caesar strategy book: 1- Build a wall 2- Build more walls 3- Build longer walls 4- Still haven't won? Why not launching an atta... SNAP! MORE WALLS I'M GONNA DROWN YOU IN WALLS I'M CAESAR MUDAFACKA
@federicoeiriz426 жыл бұрын
Out of the box literally
@shealee31986 жыл бұрын
Caesar was playing fortnite.
@SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC6 жыл бұрын
"Sir, the enemies building walls around our fortifications!" "Ready the men to assault the enemy's walls" "Yes, S-" "...so we have more time to build a wall around _their_ wall!" "Sir?" "But, now that I say that, what if the enemy builds another wall around our wall?" "..." "Do we even have the wood to build those many walls?" "[leaves tent]" "I've got it! *Ceilings!* Hmph, and they said I couldn't think 'outside the box' ..."
@Monkey-l8s6 жыл бұрын
morgana :) :]
@theeNappy6 жыл бұрын
A Civil War where 2 generals are both racing to build a wall the fastest? That is THE MOST ROMAN THING I HAVE EVER READ.
@prechabahnglai1036 жыл бұрын
USA and CSA during the American Civil War too were racing to see who dig their trenches the fastest. Grants failed attack in the Crater, Lee’s line broken through at a weak section to the south of Petersburg. The parallels ard quite stunning.
@jacksonfraser47096 жыл бұрын
Mike D,it really is 😂😂😂
@LuisAldamiz6 жыл бұрын
... after the trench war of WW1, that is. I could only think of WW1 when watching that, really. Let's build the Maginot Line!, let's build the whatever-name German anti-Maginot Line!, let's declare war!, let's march through neutral Belgium!, let's dig trenches!, let's dig counter-trenches!, let's bomb them with poison gas!, etc. Four years like that and the lines almost didn't move at all...
@equalssign445 жыл бұрын
No it’s a civil wall
@danielryan90765 жыл бұрын
@@prechabahnglai103 Student's of military history are most time's victors.
@reubenm.d.52185 жыл бұрын
Caesar's worst enemy - basic foodstuffs! And his greatest ally - construction materials!
@DCdabest4 жыл бұрын
Caesar plays Minecraft confirmed
@cageybee72214 жыл бұрын
he would make an execelent soviet architect.
@jammehrmann18713 жыл бұрын
@@DCdabest He played until March 15. 44 B.C.
@HolyKhaaaaan3 жыл бұрын
Caesar's Legion 100% faster lumberjacks and stone miners 50% faster builders Lacks horse collar 20% slower farmers Hunters only carry 15 food
@chaos-ivy3 жыл бұрын
Soldier: Caesar, what should we do? Caesar: idk build a wall or something?
@MrSaywutnow6 жыл бұрын
"The enemy would have won today if they were commanded by a winner." Even in the face of disaster, Caesar was capable of some truly sick burns.
@joknul13 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@eggds54e52 жыл бұрын
Luckily they have water for that sick burn
@qetoun2 жыл бұрын
Back then an untreated burn could kill!
@art-games62302 жыл бұрын
If untreated, it can still kill today
@florix78892 жыл бұрын
Said the guy who just lost a battle
@Observer298305 жыл бұрын
Because of you, I cannot imagine Caesar to look like anything other than a red square.
@TheGarfas4 жыл бұрын
in Moscow?
@ethericboy4 жыл бұрын
And Cicero as a green square then?
@3Dusers4 жыл бұрын
@@ethericboy and that Blue squared IDIOT!
@Plankensen4 жыл бұрын
imagine if he starts talking about the soviet union :O so many red squares in Red Square.
@BigMikey17764 жыл бұрын
HBO Rome Caesar is a handsome red square 🟥
@feynstein10046 жыл бұрын
"When in doubt, build a wall" - Gaius Julius Caesar
@tjallingappelhof20556 жыл бұрын
'Nah' - Crassus
@feynstein10046 жыл бұрын
+Tjalling Appelhof No wonder he lost his head 😂
@goddamnseaslugs68556 жыл бұрын
"Wha?" -Bibulus
@feynstein10046 жыл бұрын
+GodDamnSeaslugs Lmao win
@ТомасАндерсон-в1е5 жыл бұрын
"And make Mexico pay for it"
@holdinmcgroin86396 жыл бұрын
"The enemy would've won today, if they had been commanded by a winner" Damn that's harsh criticism against Pompey.
@trevorrogers956 жыл бұрын
Holdin McGroin Pompey the Great? More like Pompey the Loser.
@SantomPh6 жыл бұрын
Pompey was a pretty good general, of the triumvrate it was Crassus who was the useless one.
@vitocorleone37646 жыл бұрын
But Crassus had dat doe doe
@Kunumbah16 жыл бұрын
SantomPh Crassus took out Spartacus
@trevorrogers956 жыл бұрын
SantomPh From what I can ascern, Pompey was a capable general, but far, far from a great general. That's just my opinion though so it don't mean shiat.
@tomaszskowronski14065 жыл бұрын
19:25 "Cato didn't agree with Cicero's reasoning, but respected his decision" meanwhile in the video "Thats dumb. You're dumb" You're probably closer to the truth than the chronicles.
@fidget02274 жыл бұрын
“Please stop!” “In exchange for what?” “Wha?” “What will you give me if I do that?” “...nothing.” “Then... what is your purpose?” “Wha?” “Get outa here!” *dies* No comedy like history in hindsight.
@josephjagusah86684 жыл бұрын
There's no way bibulus wasn't assassinated. A pointless negotiation is an excellent cover for an assassination plot. Bibulus wasn't going to give anything, but his men were more than ready to.
@timothymclean4 жыл бұрын
It's not _that_ dissimilar from how a lot of* ancient-world diplomacy worked. It works better when you enter negotiations after beating the other guy up, which makes Bibilus's use of it here unorthodox. *Obviously not all, but it's a theme I see in a lot of classical civilizations. They were terrible at diplomacy because they expected the other side to give up concessions with little to no compensation.
@ThePandoraGuy3 жыл бұрын
@@josephjagusah8668 So, in modern words, they fragged him.
@Minecraftrok9993 жыл бұрын
@@josephjagusah8668 if I remember correctly he said that it was one of bibulus men in the video, not himself.
@alexf93813 жыл бұрын
@@Minecraftrok999 Yes, that conversation Caesar had was with Bibulus' second in command. Not Bibulus himself.
@imgoingforawalk16933 жыл бұрын
I love that Caesar had to explain to Bibilus's negotiator what negotiations were.
@revelaitons39595 жыл бұрын
Caesar: *refuses to let us come to shore to get supplies* Bibulus: "I have decided that I want to die."
@HolyKhaaaaan3 жыл бұрын
Bibilus: Supplies plox Caesar: No. Bibilus: guess I'll die
@chronicthingz3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@Vooman2 жыл бұрын
>gets demands rejected >fucking dies
@Epicname3336 ай бұрын
Lmao
@firedestination19356 ай бұрын
Well, he died from desease, if i recall
@Nipah.Auauau6 жыл бұрын
That battle was like 2 pro RTS players trying to out-meta each other to death. Try to "tron-bike" each other with walls only to end up building them 30km long, way outside of their own bases. Building forts inside of forts as a surprise tactic. Countering the enemy trying to starve you to death by making them dehydrate to death.
@zmaj123215 жыл бұрын
I know, so much irony. Also, nipah~~~~
5 жыл бұрын
"You deny our food?" "We shall deny you water" "Let us see who lasts longer" Humans survive 3 weeks without food 3 days without water 3 hours without shelter God knows Caesar would never run out of shelter. Bastard is a true Imperial Fist
@reinatr48484 жыл бұрын
@ So if I walk outside for 3 hours, I die. Gosh, hiking is deadly.
@ourladydiscorderisesoteric85824 жыл бұрын
@@reinatr4848 It's a bad time to make "If I go out I die" jokes
@gmat5046 Жыл бұрын
Ancient warfare 101
@oWallis6 жыл бұрын
These videos are honestly the highlight of my month everytime I see them.
@malkavmind6 жыл бұрын
same here
@belisarius69496 жыл бұрын
Highlight of my LIFE.
@piepie32956 жыл бұрын
Same here
@sgtleobella6 жыл бұрын
Thane Verrah you're sad
@connorstratford90566 жыл бұрын
yes
@scharb5 жыл бұрын
10:25 "attempted to goad Pompey into attacking" *legions start wiggling/dancing*
@singlesinceforever19643 жыл бұрын
When the legions starting doing that all I could think of was they were mooning them from across the river.
@thesenate59133 жыл бұрын
Caesarion: I fart in your general direction! Pompeyan: your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
@peskypigeonx3 жыл бұрын
*everyone doing the Macarena to taunt*
@TheHylianBatman6 жыл бұрын
I have officially watched every single Historia Civilis video to date, and I have to say, I am continually amazed, not just at the level of detail and dedication put into every single video, but the surprising amount of humor and personality a bunch of faceless squares can convey. Whoever you are, sir, you are extremely talented and knowledgeable, and I hope to continue to support you as long as I can. Once I get a steady income, bet on me becoming a Patron. Unfortunate that I don't have the money now, but just wait. This video took me by surprise. The saga of Bibulus, which I've seen built up for weeks, ending with him just... dropping dead, Cicero, one of the greatest Romans, being assassinated seemingly out of nowhere... they're truly cinematic-proportion twists. Thank you for educating me on the ancient and the modern world, and here's to whatever's coming next! Ave Historia Civilis!
@aidangardner65383 жыл бұрын
I am officially running for Fish God.
@GBood2 жыл бұрын
I could not have wrote a better commendation/letter of compliment, took the words out of my mouth! Always thoroughly intrigued and impressed with this guys uploads, he definitely lends credit to the term “Knowledge is power”.
@KCCC326 Жыл бұрын
I keep his entire playlist on permanent download. I listen to them while hunting. Keeps me inspired to push harder and be better
@Colddirector Жыл бұрын
I've probably listened to his entire catalogue at least 3 times over the years. I usually put on a playlist while I'm sick or otherwise off my feet.
@TheDelethar Жыл бұрын
Finally finished the civil war arc. What a saga it was
@MrDrRalph6 жыл бұрын
Jesus the fact that Caesar was able to use the calendar as a benefit just shows how much of a genius he was
@MrRushhour45 жыл бұрын
"The Laws of time are mine"
@alexboniface98275 жыл бұрын
We still follow that calendar 🙌, legend 💪
@god56205 жыл бұрын
@@alexboniface9827 we actually don't, he later went on to change the calendar in to its current form ( with small changes made when more precise tech was available)
@turbobus49835 жыл бұрын
@@alexboniface9827 Nah, we follow the gregorian calender.
@sjappiyah40715 жыл бұрын
MrDrRalph Precisely!
@Krommer10006 жыл бұрын
Your videos are better than movies.
@Normandy-e8i6 жыл бұрын
nah
@quimble21776 жыл бұрын
Krommer1000 I wish HBO’s Rome didn’t die off. Good series, least I thought so.
@XMeK6 жыл бұрын
Agreed, great series. But for the actual history of what happened rather than a drama about what happened, it'd be Historia Civilis.
@acegamer1176 жыл бұрын
read a book then
@quimble21776 жыл бұрын
audaces fortuna iuvat well I am...kinda. “Clash of Empires” Focus’ more on the war between Philip V and Galba and Flamminius but in has characters that are just regular soldiers so you get to...well not see but imagine the battles. Very good, even has the battle of Zama in it.
@StefanMilo6 жыл бұрын
That negotiation scene lol. Priceless! WHA!?
@drewmandan6 жыл бұрын
What is your purpose?...lol
@vesteel6 жыл бұрын
Wha!?
@andyleearts7856 жыл бұрын
^Well the negotiations were short
@monish05m6 жыл бұрын
wha..?
@draxthewarlocktitan52176 жыл бұрын
The man Bibulus sent to negotiate didn't realize he had any power to negotiate? What more could you expect from Bibulus' is right hand man...
@Priyo8666 жыл бұрын
He was a CONSUL OF ROME!! A CONSUL of Rome. Shame, on the House of Ptolemy, for such barbarities. Shame.
@akshaykumarjha91365 жыл бұрын
प्रियदर्शी a consul of Rome, to die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief, shame!
@icemysta305 жыл бұрын
HE REFUSES TO MEET ME!
@blitzkrieg29285 жыл бұрын
like a dacian catamite
@Bartooc5 жыл бұрын
A consul of Rome. To die in this sordid way, quarted like some low thief. Shame!!
@sonofvenus16215 жыл бұрын
I was just about to say around the 19:49 part the narrator forgot to mention that Lucius vorenus and Titus pullo found Pompeii on a beach
@ethernet32895 жыл бұрын
Caesar oversees election Caesar is a Candidate? Caesar wins??? Who said this was a good idea?
@davidanderson77825 жыл бұрын
Ceasar
@rasterbate874 жыл бұрын
Same thing happened in the last governor’s election in Georgia
@physical_insanity4 жыл бұрын
@@davidanderson7782 Everyone always beats me to it, goddammit.
@DeathBone46564 жыл бұрын
@@rasterbate87 Yeah the governor of Georgia didnt oversee and manipulate his own election. Stfu
@Minecraftrok9993 жыл бұрын
@@DeathBone4656 uhm, yeah he did. Brian Kemp was secretary of state, i.e. the guy overseeing the election. And Kemp held up more than 50,000 voter registrations (for really minor stuff like a missing hyphen or apostrophe), fought tooth and nail to outlaw people from "repairing" their mail in ballots when the signatures didn't match 100% (normal signatures look different every time, especially after the passing of 5-30 years) . He also was the only one who refused Homeland's securities help in protecting their election from hacking, was sued for having the weakest hacking security AND he published a headline on the secretary of state website claiming " AFTER FAILED HACKING ATTEMPT, SOS LAUNCHES INVESTIGATION INTO GEORGIA DEMOCRATIC PARTY" That's published on the website which voters use to get reliable information about the election... And there's so much more. And unlike Trump's lies and accusations those things actually happened and there's a mountain of evidence for it.
@Bram066 жыл бұрын
Caesar won a battle by literally being in control of time itself... wow
@trevorrogers956 жыл бұрын
Bram06 he's like Dr. Strange.
@unacittabizzarraechiassosa41436 жыл бұрын
*[T H E W O R L D]*
@pedrofecher6 жыл бұрын
Whaddya mean
@FlufyCaterpilar6 жыл бұрын
He whoms't've'd not beith named Hes talking about the calendar part. Look at the blockade part of video to see it
@pedrofecher6 жыл бұрын
FlufyCaterpilar lollllllll he did control time
@feartheghus6 жыл бұрын
The bibilus achievement is like those video game achievements you get that show off to everyone who looks at your profile that you died 100 times in the first mission on easy mode before winning it.
@SomalianDuke6 жыл бұрын
Nothing better than waking up to a new video from Historia Civilis. One of the best feelings!
@gearsankylosaurus96246 жыл бұрын
agreed
@davidhoran71164 жыл бұрын
The fact that the pompeian fort has a set of walls within the walls, while the fort was itself within a wall, opposing another wall- god damn.
@Cooldude-ko7ps2 жыл бұрын
Wallception
@notverypog Жыл бұрын
game of walls
@davidhoran7116 Жыл бұрын
@@geekzombie8795 Yes
@simonpeter50325 жыл бұрын
Pompey: I'll build MY OWN wall! Caesar: The wall just got *ten feet higher.*
@physical_insanity4 жыл бұрын
*longer
@Seethenhagen4 жыл бұрын
10 pedes higher
@HolyKhaaaaan3 жыл бұрын
Why not both? *holds up little Mexican girl and everyone cheers*
@gamingthisera63393 жыл бұрын
Caesar: make the pompeyan, pay for it
@Frosty147486 жыл бұрын
Bibilus wasn't surrounded by "Yes" men, he was surrounded by "What?" men.
@BroodyQuil6 жыл бұрын
When I got to that part I was dying. Nice to see a little humor amidst all the action!
@kenrudd63626 жыл бұрын
Wha?
@ShoreshFathi6 жыл бұрын
Huh?
@amanko13576 жыл бұрын
Biblius was the first choosing beggar.
@Monkey-l8s6 жыл бұрын
LOLLOLLOLLOLL
@MrVlogman1016 жыл бұрын
If im ever gonna be dying, ill pull a toga or nearest equivalent over my head from now on. Though with a hospital gown, that may be less than dignified goodbye...
@vesteel6 жыл бұрын
Finally the box legions are here to satisfy my box battle fetish
@Em-yd9jn6 жыл бұрын
underrated
@luchianno6 жыл бұрын
Finally I found people who share my fetishes
@misaelramirez52366 жыл бұрын
Spiffy Brit Ben Thompson did a really good job of explaining the attack by Pompeys legion on the 700 men on badassoftheweek under Caesars toughest or best centurion. This guy in command of those men sustained several life threatening injuries, killed so many guys that it dulled his sword, cut a guys head and arm off with a blow from his dagger and crushed another's skull with a rock. When the two enemy commanders came out to offer terms he killed them both He somehow survived and continued to serve in the legions
@Monkey-l8s6 жыл бұрын
:/
@plutarchvonpluto64396 жыл бұрын
BOX FOR THE BOX GOD! SQUARES FOR THE SQUARE THRONE!
@pastortroy4life3 жыл бұрын
This dude is making more compelling documentaries with squares and rectangles than History Channel has made in 10 years.
@theillegalseagull68385 жыл бұрын
Pompey: you arrested and will be tried before the senate Caesar: I AM THE SENATE
@yuricherkasov5 жыл бұрын
Caesar: yOu ArReSted
@alejandrogonzalez92874 жыл бұрын
@Jack the Gestapo Best coment line ever
@OK-nr6se4 жыл бұрын
the illegal seagull Star Wars reference?
@therafmaster59584 жыл бұрын
Brutus: You were supposed to protect the republic, not destroy it!
@someone-wh2rb Жыл бұрын
@@therafmaster5958 bring balance to the senate, not leave it in pieces!
@lamnaa6 жыл бұрын
These videos always make me a little sad. Because they are so good and so detailed, I can't help but think about all the history that's just lost to time because the records are not as good as the Roman ones.
@louisswanepoel16146 жыл бұрын
Sadly not every people group were as irritating as the Romans to write down and log everything. But they sort of had to do this, because controlling the whole Mediterranean in a time where letters on paper were the only source of accurate intelligence and accounting. Too bad that personal greed got in the way again and again and again.
@LuisAldamiz6 жыл бұрын
Good point indeed.
@shinyphanpy78736 жыл бұрын
Love that your are listing sources now :)
@bosnjakkevin6 жыл бұрын
Shiny Phanpy It says this comment is 2 days old???
@codekillerz53926 жыл бұрын
Baaws ! Patreon
@bosnjakkevin6 жыл бұрын
Ohh i see
@totalwartimelapses63596 жыл бұрын
He always did tho...what people complained about is not listing what pages are these anictodes from
@trygveplaustrum46346 жыл бұрын
Building the wall was a master stroke. Making the other side pay for it? GENIUS.
@fargoth46296 жыл бұрын
a very STABLE GENIUS move by Caesar!
@benm.94356 жыл бұрын
Nice reference
@splitfries696 жыл бұрын
Oh gawd not here too....🤦
@AxelCross6 жыл бұрын
That is a professional level 13th dimensional Korean-servers Starcraft move.
@abdullahalsheikh39226 жыл бұрын
Man if Caesar was alive to this day he would be a great fortnite player.
@jayit68516 жыл бұрын
I have been following the saga of Caesar in chronological order and honestly I feel personally betrayed by Lebienus.
@LuisAldamiz6 жыл бұрын
Well, I bet "you" would feel even more betrayed if Labienus would have led the legions, or part of them against Caesar. He followed his heart, who can blame him for that?
@PRubin-rh4sr6 жыл бұрын
If Caesar just told him beforehand maybe he won't switch sides :(
@patrickripleyiii1345 жыл бұрын
Top ten anime breakups
@as7river5 жыл бұрын
I respect and admire Caesar more than any historic figure. But he was the villain, no doubt about that. He was literally tearing the Republic apart. Labeinus, regardless of what his true intentions were, sided with the Republic. Some would argue that the Republic's time was long due, but that's a different discussion. He brought its demise.
5 жыл бұрын
@@as7river The senate forced his hand when they decided to make him a criminal while he was in Gaul.
@coinbot1742 жыл бұрын
Every time your theme music drops at the end I'm immediately filled with a sense of being proud of you for putting out such great content. Then I'm filed with sadness that is over, then finally i get excited for your next story.
@kwezicanca3698 Жыл бұрын
So true about the end theme music. Love it so much
@HistoryMarche6 жыл бұрын
Liked before watched!
@juroapollinemmedicumetdeos19016 жыл бұрын
Idem. PD: You are awesome too!
@elmunus16 жыл бұрын
Sheople
@karles77956 жыл бұрын
saaame
@ultra_epic_guy59666 жыл бұрын
Same
@breiter46976 жыл бұрын
HistoryMarche I love all ur vids
@thoocas6 жыл бұрын
It was rather foolish for Pompey to go to Egypt. The pharaoh could not supply him with an army because that would incur Caesar's wrath, who was winning at the time. It was also risky to reject Pompey and turn him away, because if Pompey had somehow managed to recover and emerge victorious from the civil war, they would then face Pompey's wrath. So the only safe course of action for the pharaoh was to capture Pompey an turn him over to Caesar. Pompey should have seen that. He must have been desperate when he decided to go to Egypt.
@federicoeiriz426 жыл бұрын
Xia Jiang Also, now they didn't owe him any favour
@benjisea6 жыл бұрын
Didn't they present Pompey's head decapitated? And didn't Caesar get incredibly angry and even cried at his death for the Egyptians to present it as a gift? This video is missing some valuable information. Unless it's historically incorrect.
@Navak_6 жыл бұрын
He didn't get to that part yet. Next video.
@nathanegan25466 жыл бұрын
Ya ceasar wanted to pardon Pompey at the end of the war to show his good will and win the Roman people
@skulkid28866 жыл бұрын
strategically speaking, it was to the benefit of Caesar that this happened, as he would have needed to pardon Pompey to not look like a blood thirsty dictator, however he would have to bring his most powerful political opponent back to Rome and watch him constantly. plus it gave him an excuse to put Cleopatra in power thus making the Egyptian kingdom more allied to him personally then to Rome itself. That being said any roman would judge Caesar pretty harshly if he did a jig when presented with the head of a roman consul by a subject supposedly loyal to Rome...Caesar also possessed both empathy and foresight, he knew that could easily be him if the war had gone the other way and wanted to impress upon all its subjects that roman citizens were only subject to roman law and would be tried/sentenced by Romans...as most considered the roman legal system the core principal of the nation and believed it was what set them apart from the "barbarian kingdoms" thus it would make sense for Caesar to act sad and pissed, even if he wasn't.
@AragornRespecter6 жыл бұрын
Press F for Pompey
@derhundchen6 жыл бұрын
F
@merrittanimation77216 жыл бұрын
F
@D00Rb3LL6 жыл бұрын
F
@SerKnightGuy6 жыл бұрын
F
@connorgolden46 жыл бұрын
F
@BryanRolax4 жыл бұрын
"Oh no, Biblius fell ill and died!" "What was he known for the most?" "Getting poop all over him after trying to make his veto heard." "Well... i guess you can say that in his final hours... he shat the bed."
@joestewart74876 жыл бұрын
i've never seen history explained this way. very, very well done! graphics are superb. as is the narration. also kudos to syncing narration to the action its a crisp, steady tempo in every vid. all that plus the stories themselves, make these videos forever entertaining
@LordAverius6 жыл бұрын
Gaius Julius Caesar: Shame on the House of Ptolemy for such barbarity. Shame. Pothinus: But... you are enemies. Gaius Julius Caesar: He was a consul of Rome!
@tjallingappelhof20556 жыл бұрын
Shame shame shame
@gertoise6 жыл бұрын
HE
@Sputin6 жыл бұрын
He was a PS4 of ROME!
@flynnlivescmd5 жыл бұрын
Hell yes Rome season 1!
@mariakelly55 жыл бұрын
I loved how Rex Harrison played that scene in Cleopatra.
@Wardner2136 жыл бұрын
It's not who votes that counts. It's who counts the votes.....
@imperatormaximus89526 жыл бұрын
Is that a quote or did you make it yourself if you did then you have my congratulations
@Belegthevarno6 жыл бұрын
From Stalin.
@Rainaman-6 жыл бұрын
lol, this saying is some what popular
@raskolnikov70495 жыл бұрын
yeah its from stalin
@farizihsankanzi39285 жыл бұрын
So you're saying that Caesar got elected as a council because he was the one arranging the election?
@kekero5406 жыл бұрын
Bibulus is like the jeb bush of Roman politics.
@kekero5406 жыл бұрын
Arthur Fretheim Yeah but Augustus was successful. Bibulus was not a winner as Julius Caesar would put it.
@fy87986 жыл бұрын
More like lost to a gerrymandered system. As far as votes went, she won, it's just that in the US, some votes count less than others.
@lc92456 жыл бұрын
All politician plays the game. In fact, in all countries, some votes count less than others. Mdm Hillary had all the cards, unfortunately for her, arrogance brought her down.
@lc92456 жыл бұрын
"That state thing" is not about "land area", it's actually really about people. The consensus decide the rest of the votes after the 3 per state is distributed. That's why California has the most electors or representatives with 55. It remains an important state to win. The issue with representation based entirely on population is it will favour the city dwellers who are more numerous than rural folks. The people living in small, remote communities will suffer further isolation. It's always a trade off for another, in order to give more voice to the people living in the countryside, the people in the city share of the vote has to be cut. You might think that people in the countryside shouldn't matter because they don't contribute to the economy enough and all I can say is: maybe that mindset made the Democrats lost to the worst candidate in US election history.
@lc92456 жыл бұрын
The way you are being so defensive, saying I'm projecting views while mentioning: "because they live in those lands, why does it mean they should have more political power than a person living in a more populated area" is quite confirming "my projection". I'm not saying the system is by any mean perfect but it is to a certain extend being fair by letting the smaller population have more voices in how the country is run at the expense of the more populous states. If you live in a small state it is a blessing and vice versa. Montana only has 1 million people so it gets 3 minimum votes and 2 senators, California gets 55 and 2 senators because it has 40 million people. Of course, that means that one million people living in California has larger voice than 1 million people living in Montana and while the ratio wise the difference is large, the reality is the 5 seats in Montana are not worth considered to the candidates than the ones in swing states. If you based your voting on population alone, large population centers with more concentration of money and mass media will control a lot more influence on politics than they already had. You might want to try to sympathize with people living in smaller states where business opportunity is limited and their culture eroded by larger states. I won't discuss whether or not these cultures are worth keeping, but while the system is not fair, it is functional enough. The UK electoral system is as broken and frankly no system in the world is perfect. We can implement more progressive system such as proportional representation which on paper brings complete fairness but in practice obligated unity within the government like what happened in the last days of Weimar. Each system has its own advantage and disadvantage, the best we can do is to pick our poison.
@AppleBiscuits5 жыл бұрын
I request that a T shirt depicting the "Bibulus Award" typed in comic sans overtop a poorly drawn star be a thing.
@georgethakur5 жыл бұрын
IOV TRIED
@69Wolfeman6 жыл бұрын
"Dang it" -Cicero, 48 BCE
@enizle56 жыл бұрын
I love how the rivers are included in the maps, gives much more insight into the placement of cities.
@EpaminondastheGreat6 жыл бұрын
"I will build a wall, and make Pompey pay for it" Julius Caesar - 48 B.C.E
@fristnamelastname55496 жыл бұрын
Emperor Palpatine "I am the Senate!" Juliues Ceaser - 48 B.C.E
@louisswanepoel16146 жыл бұрын
He builds "the best" walls
@michaelstein75106 жыл бұрын
Emperor Palpatine “When Bibulus sends his people, he’s not sending his best.”
@rowanmurphy49866 жыл бұрын
I've always had a great relationship with the Gauls."
@benjaminnavarro43245 жыл бұрын
That was a good one, sounds familiar!
@pyrogen85696 жыл бұрын
So why did the Pharaoh decide to kill Pompey? Was it just because that way that he no longer owned him a debt? Was he influenced by Ceaser? EDIT: Ah, okay, so a quick read on wikipedia shows that a adviser to the Pharaoh called Pothinus told the Pharaoh to kill Pompey to get in good with Ceaser since he was going to be the obvious winner. That way Egypt and the Roman empire might have a better relationship, but apparently Ceaser hated this, and didn't like seeing an old friends head be presented to him, and buried him him at his Villa in Alba.
@joaozin1566 жыл бұрын
Ptolemy XIII killed Pompey because he wanted to give his head as a gift to Caesar (to try and appease him and win his support) it didn't worked.
@steve51234567896 жыл бұрын
Caesar was disgusted by it apparently.
@LuisAldamiz6 жыл бұрын
Caesar was not just outraged because you know: "consul of Rome, blah-blah" but mostly because he was all the time trying to gain support among his enemies, not to kill them. He was a softie and that's why he ended up being mass-stabbed by all the enemies he pardoned and whose favor he tried to vie for. He should have read Machiavelli (well, OK, that's an anachronism, but still...)
@dreamofyouandi3 жыл бұрын
HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME :(
@thrakerzad58742 жыл бұрын
god i love it whenever you mention cisalpine gaul, it's my favorite region. I don't know why i just like the name
@MaxwellAerialPhotography3 жыл бұрын
2018: Historia Civilis puts the Bibulus award on the table 2020: Dovahhatty hands out the Bibulus award.
@physical_insanity6 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for this for a very long time, Mr Civilis.
@thomaswenker6 жыл бұрын
Big Brother Mr. Syfilis? haha
@danib5776 жыл бұрын
Nothing better than watching a new video while drinking tea from my Historia Civilis mug.
@trevorrogers956 жыл бұрын
Xachero HE HAS MUGS?!
@danib5776 жыл бұрын
Trevor Rogers check his patreon out!
@talknight26 жыл бұрын
aw yeah I'm totally getting all up in that
@jacobgarrison15106 жыл бұрын
One of the best channels on KZbin. You singlehandedly sparked my interest in Classical Europe and it's politics.
@corey-bird34896 жыл бұрын
Jacob Garrison And mine is the most relaxing on KZbin. Beat that.
@338684q6 жыл бұрын
Really appreciate the effort you put into these videos. I’ve always wanted to get into Roman politics not just the pop history most people make. Your videos are something else man. Thank you so much for making them.
@WilliamLee-bv4tv2 жыл бұрын
Hey man, super late but I'm finally making it through this series. Thank you for taking the time to make this, I know words aren't money but I genuinely appreciate you for your effort
@ninjakid096 жыл бұрын
He was a CONSUL OF ROME!!!
@danlorett21846 жыл бұрын
That series was the bomb.
@meetrasurrik69826 жыл бұрын
I thank you for the grain but I have no horses.
@ffmm20784 жыл бұрын
Trimverate sinks and drops....wolves of street walls,investors climbed to towers n chimney tops...to watch the trembling Tiber.
@blueknight17066 жыл бұрын
I’d really like to see a video on why Pompey was a great general, other then that’s great work once again my dude
@SchizoBilly6 жыл бұрын
blueknight1706 he had a great military career and was called adulescens carnifex (adolescent butcher) when he was young
@blueknight17066 жыл бұрын
The ride never ends I know why he was a great general, I just like his videos and the way he formats things, so I’d just like a video on Pompey
@theholyinquisition3896 жыл бұрын
Pompey first supported Sulla with an army of his own and defeated Marius remaining supporters, for which he was rewarded with a triumph, then he retook spain from Quintus Sertorius and defeated the King of Pontus, creating a new province and he took the remainder of the seleucid empire and he conquered the Nabateans.
@oonmm6 жыл бұрын
We're surrounded! - Perfect! We can attack in any direction!
5 жыл бұрын
*"Happy gasmask noises intensify"*
@trashbank61484 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, Caesar cried when he was given Pompey’s seal ring and he tried to get revenge against the killers of Pompey because they beheaded his corpse
@Das_Kaenguru3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: that’s exactly what the absolute ruler at that time would have wanted anybody to believe…truth or not but every good PR agent would have said the same 🤷🏼♂️😂
@Proph3t3N2 жыл бұрын
@@Das_Kaenguru considering how insane is his real life story - I wouldn't dismiss it so quickly as a PR move. Especially since we know, that he died only because he was way too lenient with his enemies - which we all know how it turned out. Whether you admire him or hate him - it cannot be overstated, how hard he tried to avoid bloodshed of his noble prisoners and win them over with pardons. A mistake that Augustus learnt on and did not hesitate to kill everyone who was against him.
@cthreeadkins62966 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love these videos. They are the best interpretation of caesars battles. I wish there was some sort of Legion strategy video game in this sort of format!!
@blablubb31416 жыл бұрын
my favorite channel on youtube, good stuff as always
@MrBoodyx6 жыл бұрын
get home from work, open a beer and watch a new Historia Civilis video = dream life. Thank you, sir.
@djones62116 жыл бұрын
Another great Canadian KZbin creator. Keep up the wonderful work bud!
@trevorrogers956 жыл бұрын
Dawson Jones He's Canadian?
@djones62116 жыл бұрын
Check the channel's "about" page.
@jeffblunte Жыл бұрын
Hey man, thanks for making these videos. I listen to them all the time, sometimes just as something familiar and comforting to have on in the background while I clean or chill. I have favorites that I listen to over and over again. You sound friendly, I wish we could grab a beer together, I bet we would be friends. I’m a 5th grade teacher and I show my class your videos sometimes as a fun treat. I love Roman history. Anyways, I’m stoned and rambling. Just wanted to say I appreciate you!!
@ColasTeam5 жыл бұрын
The amazing thing about the story of Caesar is that he always manages to pull through despite often being in overwhelming disadvantage.
@davidweikle99216 жыл бұрын
"I heard you like walls so we built a huge wall and then we built a wall outside that wall and then we built a wall inside that wall."
@yuhyuh56746 жыл бұрын
"and to top that, we also built another wall"
@davidweikle99216 жыл бұрын
@@yuhyuh5674 and Pompey paid for it.
@yuhyuh56746 жыл бұрын
@@davidweikle9921 - Gaius Julius Caesar 48 BCE
@rjwohlman6 жыл бұрын
This is seriously my favorite channel. Thanks for all the awesome knowledge.
@scoobyrds6 жыл бұрын
i can’t even watch this until after work but i came here anyway to comment how excited i am to do that later!!!!!!!!
@trevorrogers956 жыл бұрын
Joseph R. Biden it's a banger!
@Uncle_Fred6 жыл бұрын
This is without a doubt one of the best channels on KZbin.
@kentkagle38503 жыл бұрын
All the ancient empire books ive read over past 30 years.I couldve saved hours and hours of reading. Fantastic work you create.Thanks
@ryaneftink73646 жыл бұрын
This video reminds me, do you ever plan on doing a video on the history of Roman Citizenship, the privileges associated with it, and what groups acquired it and when? I think this would be a very interesting video that would give good context of the value of citizenship.
@jobo53006 жыл бұрын
Caesar's tactics in a nutshell: 1. Build a bridge. If that is not possible either: 2. Build a wall or 3. Build some boats
@brotlowskyrgseg10186 жыл бұрын
Ceasar could win any battle just by building stuff. And if he didn't win, it was because he didn't build enough stuff, hence the defeat at Dyrrhachium. They say Rome wasn't build in a day, but I'd say Ceasar's legions could have done it in 7-8 days tops.
@Saeronor6 жыл бұрын
"I AM GOING TO BUILD A WALL!" Caesar, 48 BC "I AM GOING TO BUILD A WALL!" Pompey, 48 BC Roman elections were lacking originality, but at least they agreed on some things ^^
@vulturearmy37806 жыл бұрын
Brotlowsky rgseg Ancient Fortnite basically xD
@MM-vs2et6 жыл бұрын
Roman tactics basically. But he has an obsession with walls
@Lerbia6 жыл бұрын
Historically big pitched battles always seem to be a huge risk from what I've read and seen in videos like this. Fantastic video as always!
@thenoblepoptart5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, the romans loved forts so much they built a fort INSIDE of another fort. I loled hard when i first saw that.
@juliaowens95162 ай бұрын
I have been devouring these videos for weeks now. I wish my Western Civ class had been this interesting
@user-vt3vu4xv2l6 жыл бұрын
I cannot describe how much I like these videos, they may only come out every month or so, but you know there's gonna be another, and when you get one, It's an absolute treat.
@brovahkiin43026 жыл бұрын
Great work as always, especially love the little anecdotes you make (i.e. about the heroic defense of the caesarians). Your channel is easily one of the best on youtube. Keep up the good work
@catalingheorghiu34796 жыл бұрын
the negotiation scene, "Pulp Fiction"-like
@reconnectingtryagain69862 жыл бұрын
I like how the quick explanation of the battle of Pharsalus is made in the old style.
@KhalilRaja5 жыл бұрын
Excellent video. I have always been a student of history (especially Greco - Roman). This is an excellent way to explain this war.
@Navak_6 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Pompey's strategy of "patience" and "waiting" and holding his advantage instead of pressing it was a bad idea at every turn. I guess that's why they say fortune favors the bold.
@theholyinquisition3896 жыл бұрын
No, before Pharsalus Caesar was in a really bad spot, had the senate not pushed Pompey into attacking, Caesar could have just starved without Pompey losing more men than necessary. Pompey made a big mistake by letting Caesar escape after the battle of Dyrrachium though.
@dk-sky38206 жыл бұрын
I believe it's John Paul Jones' words: "It seems to be a law of nature that those who will not risk cannot win"
@lennarthumpf80316 жыл бұрын
so many enemys of rome made the same mistake attack rome when you have the momentum guys dont wait for them to pull a zama/pharsalus
@AmariFukui5 жыл бұрын
Militarily it made good sense to starve him out. Politically and religiously though, it was considered poor form not to crush your enemy in open battle. The republic died from the vanity of the old guard
@m7th1c246 жыл бұрын
I always preferred Caesar over Pompey
@trajancanada5 жыл бұрын
I always preferred Pompey.
@Atlasss975 жыл бұрын
@Jack the Gestapo my guy!
@JonatasAdoM5 жыл бұрын
Nobody prefers Hannibal at least.
@Hugh_Morris4 жыл бұрын
So did Jupiter
@cia57916 жыл бұрын
YES I LOVE YOU. WHEN I SEE YOU UPLOADED I JUMP WITH JOY :)
@jflynn90814 жыл бұрын
This is the best channel on KZbin when it comes to consistent quality plus the music at the end is a bop everytime
@CCSABCD5 жыл бұрын
Caesar: outnumbered and underfed Anyone: freshly fed and with a shitton of soldiers Caesar: wins anyway
@albertthatcher81605 жыл бұрын
Caesar: outnumered and underfed Pompey: Numerical superiority and well supplied. "We have months of food. Caesar only has weeks and he'll starve." Ceasar: *turns off Pompey's water* Pompey: "We only have a couple days worth of water!!!"
@LLopes6 жыл бұрын
I came out of a business meeting because I noticed there was a new video. I'm unemployed now, but it was all worth it.
@jellevanschaijk056 жыл бұрын
you shall be respected for this.
@numoesso68926 жыл бұрын
Mídia Insana You shall be honoured as a rebel, who prioritised Historia Civilis over the market
@kenrudd63626 жыл бұрын
No regerts
@cia57916 жыл бұрын
Indeed ken, no regerts -_-
@piepie32956 жыл бұрын
Sure you did
@1984Phalanx6 жыл бұрын
Thank the gods you make these videos! The "documentary" about Rome on Netflix is absolutely terrible! The second season is about Caesar and skips over extremely important bits such as the fact that Rome had 2 consuls, they completely ignore everything that happened in Spain during the civil war, and when they're depicting battles they constantly show the Legions fighting individual one on one duels! Because you know, the Romans were famous for breaking ranks and fighting one on one! lmfao!
@tristanriffle52884 жыл бұрын
I know this a year old but the show lost a season and ended up condensing a lot of history to meet the deadline. They wanted to show everything but HBO said no and axed the show.
@eamonwright74884 жыл бұрын
@@tristanriffle5288 He's talking about the Netflix docu-drama with 3 seasons, its horrible. The HBO series was awesome! It's a shame it ended after 2 seasons.
@yarpen264 жыл бұрын
That's why personally I'm extremely cautious about picking my documentaries. At least on YT there's always a comment section straightening out the more obvious blunders but with regular TV with its high production value you sort of naturally assume there is some more reliable authority behind (because they have their monies, right?) and I just don't want to go around believing and repeating casual viewer-friendly crap.
@torcaace6 жыл бұрын
Do one about the battles with Cato next
@uneducatedboy6 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy your videos. They do an exceptional job at explaining and visually representing historical events. Two general question for you: could you explain how Caesar received information on the up-to-date movements of his enemies (and vice versa). How long did it take for communications to travel (from Rome to Calais for example)?
@Raz.C6 жыл бұрын
That whole exchange that ends with "And then Bibilus dropped dead!" is pure gold, mate!
@mastoner206 жыл бұрын
Must say, if I haven't already in the past, these videos are fantastic. Keep up the excellent work. Also, we need to make a randomly selected "Hisotira Civilis Bibulus" award titled 'You were There' for a random subscriber every episode. This needs to be a thing.
@lijunasuguerra64246 жыл бұрын
Perfect way to end my day. Thanks Historia Civilis. I only have one concern, the background music is too hype, I prefer the old one; mellow and chill and help me focus on those tiny lil blocks.
@trevorrogers956 жыл бұрын
Genji Takiya Aw, man. I love the current ending music and think the old one is so meh! But we can all agree Historia Civilis is great!
@mausklick16356 жыл бұрын
Your videos are so good I want to cry. ;_;
@federicoeiriz426 жыл бұрын
Philipp Nussbaum Me too haha
@hubertkowalewski29395 жыл бұрын
As a history student who just did bachelors and started on major i approve of this. I fucking love this channel, i wonder if we can get something about Augustus and civil war in the late republic. I would love to hear about Sextus Pompeius Junior as i myself wrote a project about it. Great channel !
@jim46716 жыл бұрын
It would be nice for a Video about the conquered Roman territories, the people who lived there, and how densely populated the territories were. When I think about these areas, I always imagine them to be near uninhabited because I hear so little about them and their locals.
@LuisAldamiz6 жыл бұрын
They were not at all uninhabited. We hear little because they were colonies, not central anymore to the political agenda. It's like saying: we hear so little of Nigeria, Egypt, India, Indonesia... these days. Well they are massively populated countries, just that not top dog. Said that, the East was more at the same level or even higher than Italy/Rome, while the West was more underdeveloped but less than lack of info could lead us to imagine. For example Roman-like roads (sorta) already existed in "tribal Britain", Hispania was since long before a peripheral but rather thriving civilization (at least the southern and eastern parts), associated by force or grade to the Phoenician and Greek trading networks, the Celts of Noricum were central to a vast trading network that spanned the much expanded Celtic homelands, albeit threatened by insidious and destructive Germanic advance, the Dacians were able to face the Celts first and the Romans later (albeit they eventually lost), etc. The Romans tended to consider these Western nations "barbaric", treating their political entities as "tribes" (even if they often were named relative to their central city and acted as "primitive" city-states) and calling their cities dismssively "oppidae" (i.e. fortified settlements) instead of "civitae" or "urbes" (cities proper). They were somewhat behind, clearly so, but they were not that far behind Italy.
@LuisAldamiz6 жыл бұрын
PS- One thing that is indeed different relative to today and even the (mid-to-late) Middle Ages is that Atlantic Europe could not be so effectively cultivated as it was since the arrival (probably from China via the Turks) of the heavy plough. That gave an edge to the Mediterranean agriculture that was totally lost since the Middle Ages, when that technology (along other agricultural advances of lesser relevance) greatly improved the productivity of Atlantic Europe, effectively displacing the economic center from Italy to Belgium and shaping Europe as we know it today.
@KHK0016 жыл бұрын
Yes i've been waiting for this, Great Video!
@theuncannycharlatan39806 жыл бұрын
Do you think Napoleon III gets the Bibulus award?
@Synthesizer42746 жыл бұрын
SAVAGE
@fristnamelastname55496 жыл бұрын
A Not so Brief History No, He helped make Germania Great Again.
@theholyinquisition3896 жыл бұрын
He certainly is a candidate.
@MrFantasnick6 жыл бұрын
To be fair, his internal politics were beneficial for France, mainly the commissioning of Georges Haussmann for the rebuilding of Paris and the like
@nebojsag.58716 жыл бұрын
Not even close. His internal policies were way ahead of his time.
@benjamineliasson57986 жыл бұрын
Soldier: ”Caesar we’re under attack! We’re severly undermanned, undersupplied and it’s winter! What do we do?” Caesar: ”we must build A WALL”
@technoserf_digital6 жыл бұрын
The music in your videos is always really good but the track in this one is actually distractingly good! Love your taste in ambient electronic music haha
@aborawk41545 жыл бұрын
I fucking love your channel bro, you make history not only interesting but engaging. I'm gonna slowly add Polish subtitles to your videos for my fellow Poles that aren't as good at English as I. Emphasis on "slowly"