The Battle of Philippi (42 B.C.E.)

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@RubanVH
@RubanVH 4 жыл бұрын
21:10 SEXTUS POMPEIUS BOAT KING
@HistoriaCivilis
@HistoriaCivilis 4 жыл бұрын
WE CAN'T GET INTO IT NOW.
@johnlavery3433
@johnlavery3433 4 жыл бұрын
Now now, he was a boat Consul
@a.h.tvideomapping4293
@a.h.tvideomapping4293 4 жыл бұрын
“Your enemies” *he was THE BOAT KING OF ROME*
@elijahg.8273
@elijahg.8273 4 жыл бұрын
"Ich lasse mir doch nicht mein Schiff unter dem Arsch wegschießen Feuererlaubnis!" - Some roman boat king, probably
@treeyee9790
@treeyee9790 4 жыл бұрын
incredible
@tyrannicfool2503
@tyrannicfool2503 4 жыл бұрын
The first battle of Phillipi is probably the weirdest battle I have heard of: 1) the battle starts by accident 2) Brutus flanks his enemy BY ACCIDENT 3) Brutus breaks his enemy but can’t take advantage of it because his troops decide to stay looting the enemy camp 4) Anthony breaks his enemy by accident 5) Cassius kills himself because he noticed cavalry approaching..... it was allied cavalry
@pandasniper1
@pandasniper1 4 жыл бұрын
luck does play some importance in battle
@thelurkingrogue2442
@thelurkingrogue2442 4 жыл бұрын
Cassius Spelled as Decimus,I need to put that there
@tyrannicfool2503
@tyrannicfool2503 4 жыл бұрын
Neil Myron Quintos sorry I confused the names
@doomdrake123
@doomdrake123 4 жыл бұрын
1 and 3 were soooo common.
@kspfan001
@kspfan001 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone who has been in combat will tell you that plans fall apart upon contact with the enemy, instincts and/or training takes over, and at all times you can just get killed at random and there is nothing you can do to try and make sense of it. We really only hear about the exceptions to this, where uniquely talented officers & generals leverage extremely well disciplined & trained troops to pull off the maneuvers & victories we read about. However, throughout pre-modern history (and into today somewhat), much of human warfare has been waged by inbred nobles or entitled incompetents of ruling class. Typically surrounded by supporting leadership valued for it's mediocrity and inability to threaten the status quo, with poorly disciplined & trained conscripts, criminals, slaves etc and maybe a handful of decent veterans or mercenaries. Most battles boil down to two mobs of people being forced to kill each other by incompetents until one gives up or is destroyed. This gets even worse in modern war when people will likely get killed by something they never even saw coming (bomb/artillery/surprise gunfire). What I am trying to say is that Phillipi isn't that unusual if we consider what most battles were like. We are spoiled by focusing so much on the genius & glory of the few ppl & armies that were really successful at warfare into imaging that all warfare must be like that.
@Jay-ln1co
@Jay-ln1co 4 жыл бұрын
"This is known as the Second Battle of Philippi, because it was the second battle, and because it was near Philippi." See, this is the cutting edge historical knowledge you just don't get elsewhere.
@aurelia8028
@aurelia8028 4 жыл бұрын
@@ModalSoul what?
@TheHesseJames
@TheHesseJames 4 жыл бұрын
@Pol bald isn't it?
@dibaldgyfm9933
@dibaldgyfm9933 4 жыл бұрын
Thought the same and had a laugh. I guess that was the intention from Historia-Civilis! :D :D :D ☻
@redditor001
@redditor001 3 жыл бұрын
Historia Civilis:**Slaps top of history of roman campaigns** H.C: you can fit *two* Plillipian battles in this bad boy
@veljkoangelovski5349
@veljkoangelovski5349 3 жыл бұрын
god dammn
@N0ahface
@N0ahface 4 жыл бұрын
Some say that after this battle Roman engineers were able to make aqueducts flow uphill for the next 20 years, powered solely by Caesar and Pompey spinning in their graves.
@starplays3718
@starplays3718 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah fucking hell, watching Caesar and Pompey, heck even the Gauls (let's forget about Crassus) fight was like watching strategic geniuses, the likes of Scipio and Hannibal. And then in the second roman civil war I was already suspicious when there were a total of almost 40 legions in total, like bruh imagine if they had come together then and just attacked the rest of the world.
@BatCostumeGuy
@BatCostumeGuy 3 жыл бұрын
@@starplays3718 40 legions? Holy cow, they could've just stream rolled Parthia with that many soldiers.
@veljkoangelovski5349
@veljkoangelovski5349 3 жыл бұрын
shit that is the funniest and smartest joke ever made
@starplays3718
@starplays3718 3 жыл бұрын
@@BatCostumeGuy This time it was Crassus's turn to spin in his grave.
@critter30002001
@critter30002001 3 жыл бұрын
@@BatCostumeGuy imagine if the Mark Antony and done that with the survivors as a victory lap.
@JRMusic933
@JRMusic933 4 жыл бұрын
I've gotten so used to following Caesar and his practically impeccable tactics, so watching two (I guess four?) armies blunder about like this is pretty jarring.
@HistoriaCivilis
@HistoriaCivilis 4 жыл бұрын
lol same
@joaopedroalmeidacaetano1619
@joaopedroalmeidacaetano1619 4 жыл бұрын
I was expecting some king of wall being built around the enemy, but all i got was a really big brawl.
@TheAustronaut03
@TheAustronaut03 4 жыл бұрын
@Domantas propably one of the reasons Ceasar was so surprised at his political incompetence.
@ethanalspencer7294
@ethanalspencer7294 4 жыл бұрын
You could even see Antony was kinda going for the good ol' "lets just build a wall around em" strat.
@nobblkpraetorian5623
@nobblkpraetorian5623 4 жыл бұрын
Where was Agrippa in this? Did he contribute to the battle?
@megad7060
@megad7060 4 жыл бұрын
Glad hes continuing with the end of the republic. Most history youtubers like to drop it after Caesar dies. Augustus' story deserves more retelling than just HBO
@JayKayDanks
@JayKayDanks 4 жыл бұрын
I couldn't even make it to Julius Caesar's death, they were doing Cleopatra so dirty
@AndrewTheFrank
@AndrewTheFrank 4 жыл бұрын
Most historian youtubers stop at the death of Caesar so that the virtues of Brutus can be remembered.
@TheDavid22
@TheDavid22 4 жыл бұрын
@@JayKayDanks how so? I thought they made her a shrewd political player
@ugojlachapelle
@ugojlachapelle 4 жыл бұрын
@@AndrewTheFrank I see what you did there.
@thewayfarer8849
@thewayfarer8849 4 жыл бұрын
I find this period more interesting honestly
@rickkcir2151
@rickkcir2151 4 жыл бұрын
One of the most important battles in Roman history, can be summed up as “what the hell is happening, there’s so many people and I have dust in my eyes”
@veljkoangelovski5349
@veljkoangelovski5349 3 жыл бұрын
"also why did cassius kill himself after he got backup! and where is my COFFIE"
@laurakastrup
@laurakastrup Жыл бұрын
There’s actually multiple battles in Roman history that could be summarised like that, the battle of Cannae, the battle of Carrhae and the battle of Philippi
@Immigrantlovesamerica
@Immigrantlovesamerica Жыл бұрын
Ever heard of the "haze of war"?? That's exactly what it is. Ask any soldier you meet if they were ever NOT confused during battle.
@cormacb2326
@cormacb2326 Жыл бұрын
@@laurakastrup Not really. Hannibal had a plan and it worked. Varro had a plan and it failed. No one had any plan in this shitshow.
@bkjeong4302
@bkjeong4302 Жыл бұрын
@@laurakastrup I’d think Cannae and Carrhae are more summed up as “FUCK FUCK FUCK” from the Roman perspective.
@georgewilson7432
@georgewilson7432 4 жыл бұрын
"Why would they do such a stupid thing?" This should be the preface to every history book.
@allanlank
@allanlank 4 жыл бұрын
Too true.
@psikogeek
@psikogeek 4 жыл бұрын
...and political science book.......
@zealousdoggo
@zealousdoggo 4 жыл бұрын
And just humanity in general
@attalan8732
@attalan8732 4 жыл бұрын
Trial and error. Don't be cynical, be proud of how far we've come. But don't forget how far we have to go.
@hippophile
@hippophile 4 жыл бұрын
...and to the next video in this great series!! :))
@bf3playstyles
@bf3playstyles 4 жыл бұрын
You can tell marc antony had served under caesar because he immediately started building fortifications lol.
@gabrielcastilho4168
@gabrielcastilho4168 3 жыл бұрын
I was like: holy shit, another building race Last one was like what? 30Km of walls? Haha
@veljkoangelovski5349
@veljkoangelovski5349 3 жыл бұрын
it is the roman wae
@Zarafin
@Zarafin 3 жыл бұрын
@@veljkoangelovski5349 Do you know da wae?
@TheLouisianan
@TheLouisianan 3 жыл бұрын
Ceaser first saw how useful Antony was at Alesia, but I do always notice that too. They love some fortifications.
@danielblanken4523
@danielblanken4523 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheLouisianan they in the builder class fo sho
@spamhonx56
@spamhonx56 4 жыл бұрын
The romans apparently were also unable to have more than 20 units in a stack.
@disiesgroto1881
@disiesgroto1881 4 жыл бұрын
Just further proof at the complete historic accuracy of the Total War games.
@MrJacobkoh
@MrJacobkoh 4 жыл бұрын
🤣hahahaha. I remembered that!
@TheEnergizer94
@TheEnergizer94 4 жыл бұрын
Altough in Total War they are half sized cohorts, not even amounting to one legion. I tried a mod with historical unit sizes but my god the fps goes down the drain
@KaguroDraven
@KaguroDraven 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheEnergizer94 Rome 1 had accurate Cohort sizes at max unit size. 160 units. Each Century had 80 fighting men, and thus Cohorts were 160.
@sdhutusice6314
@sdhutusice6314 3 жыл бұрын
@@KaguroDraven You mistake that with maniples. 2 centuries = 1 maniple. 6 centuries = 1 cohort
@hamd8375
@hamd8375 4 жыл бұрын
The lord of the squares cometh! Rejoice! Rejoice!
@Dave_Sisson
@Dave_Sisson 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, his work is wonderful to behold, but it's not quite as good without the jaunty monophonic synth tune at the end. :-(
@BICfootball92
@BICfootball92 4 жыл бұрын
Hazaaah hazaaah!!!!!
@MrDUneven
@MrDUneven 4 жыл бұрын
Gaudete!
@jamescusack6511
@jamescusack6511 4 жыл бұрын
*Rejoicing sounds*
@DominicGreen432
@DominicGreen432 4 жыл бұрын
Dave Sisson do you know what that bit is called? Really like it
@germania5374
@germania5374 2 жыл бұрын
Brutus: "I will be remembered for my virtue." 2000 years later: *The term Brutus is synonymous with betrayal*
@insomnius3447
@insomnius3447 2 жыл бұрын
I would say his legacy is pretty contestet. While Dante famously put him next to judas and cassius in the deepest part of the hell, voltaire, for example, praised him for standing up against tyranny.
@ultra-papasmurf
@ultra-papasmurf Жыл бұрын
​@@insomnius3447 the main positives ive seen from his legacy are from people who are in love with the Roman republic more then people who admire Brutus himself, this video alone show cases how unsavory he was offering to let the legions burn, loot and rape Roman cities with roman civilians and civilians under roman protection isnt really all that great and ideallic
@togekiss09
@togekiss09 Жыл бұрын
And correct me if I'm getting the facts wrong but his name in Spanish is "bruto" which usually means "stupid"
@Derna1804
@Derna1804 Жыл бұрын
@@togekiss09 The Brutus family name comes from Lucius Junius Brutus who founded the Roman republic by pretending to be stupid so the tyrant Tarquinius Superbus wouldn't suspect him of being dangerous and kill him, then inciting a revolution at the first good opportunity. The Roman legend was that he carried a walking stick made from a gnarled piece of wood with a gold rod hidden inside.
@jacobbeitner8796
@jacobbeitner8796 Жыл бұрын
What a bruh moment right there
@rin_etoware_2989
@rin_etoware_2989 4 жыл бұрын
brutus, after allowing his soldiers to sack two Roman cities after they win Philippi: *VIRTUE, GENTLEMEN. I AM VIRTUOUS.*
@jarradscarborough7915
@jarradscarborough7915 4 жыл бұрын
just goes to show, people are usually blind to themselves
@ruanpingshan
@ruanpingshan 4 жыл бұрын
I just don't get why Antony insisted that Brutus had noble intentions even after Philippi. He was alleged to have stabbed Caesar in the groin, after all (revenge for Caesar boning Brutus' mother?). Also, didn't Brutus' father-in-law take up arms against Caesar and then brutally commit suicide when he lost?
@zaleost
@zaleost 4 жыл бұрын
I believe that this is largely one of those situations where you have such a strong distain for the people you are fighting against that through your eyes anything done to thwart them is seen as just. Really its just fooling yourself in to believing you're the good guy despite doing things that are just as bad the "bad guy" you want to take down.
@darkseidshrike6165
@darkseidshrike6165 4 жыл бұрын
ruanpingshan Yes he did. And he decided to side with the guy that executed his father (Pompey) against Ceasar.
@LocalBaron
@LocalBaron 4 жыл бұрын
At least he died a happy man, it's the only thing one can hope for in life
@phrophetsamgames
@phrophetsamgames 4 жыл бұрын
Brutus: promises his army that they could sack Roman cities* Also Brutus: I will be remembered for my virtue!
@WaterShowsProd
@WaterShowsProd 4 жыл бұрын
Winds up being remembered for stabbing his friend and adopted kin in the, er... back.
@dukecity7688
@dukecity7688 4 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing. I am old and dropped out of school in 9th grade. It is wonderful to learn and it's also fun.
@NovaHessia
@NovaHessia 4 жыл бұрын
@@64standardtrickyness The problem is not looting cities. The problem is looting *your own* cities. Cities that had already surrendered to Roman authority, so as to not get sacked and plundered. What Brutus promised was betrayal, plain and simply, and that was considered one of the worst sins back then. Worse than just plundering by itself.
@numalesoybea1348
@numalesoybea1348 4 жыл бұрын
@@WaterShowsProd he did it to save Rome
@michaelferrell7924
@michaelferrell7924 4 жыл бұрын
@@numalesoybea1348 as if Rome could have or even needed to be saved
@christopherg2347
@christopherg2347 4 жыл бұрын
"Did you save Cassius?" "Well, he comitted suicide when he saw us coming..."
@adamantdane3896
@adamantdane3896 3 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine lol
@sntslilhlpr6601
@sntslilhlpr6601 3 жыл бұрын
@@adamantdane3896 lol probably should've used different colors.
@Guitcad1
@Guitcad1 3 жыл бұрын
FAAAAAAAIL!!!
@LuizAlexPhoenix
@LuizAlexPhoenix Ай бұрын
​@@adamantdane3896 I would have riden into Anthony's camp just to avoid reporting that shit.
@TheSecondVersion
@TheSecondVersion 4 жыл бұрын
Good lord, it's like all the intelligence in Rome died with Caesar and Cicero
@marktulo
@marktulo 4 жыл бұрын
Like kids in a sandbox
@Cicero82
@Cicero82 4 жыл бұрын
Vito C because it did until Octavian grew a pair
@wizard680
@wizard680 4 жыл бұрын
Tbf it kinda did. LOTS of people died before this happened
@wizard680
@wizard680 4 жыл бұрын
@Lovecraft this is honestly a good question. We need a roman historian in the chat to help us out
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme2046
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme2046 4 жыл бұрын
When one of Sulla's supporters that became a reformer (Crassus) died and Caesar's Daughter died - Some intelligence died (End of first triumvirate) When Another one of Sulla's supporters that became a reformer that went back to the Optimates (Pompey) died, so did some more When Pompey's 4th father in law (Caesar died) - Almost all the intelligence in Rome died When Caesar's mistress's brother's brother in law's brother (Cicero) died- No longer was their any intelligence in Rome
@merrittanimation7721
@merrittanimation7721 4 жыл бұрын
Hortensia: "NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION!" Mark Antony: "You're a couple millennia too early for that."
@georgewu4051
@georgewu4051 4 жыл бұрын
and here I thought feminism started in the suffrage movements
@assassain0425
@assassain0425 4 жыл бұрын
American eagle screaming in the background
@josue_mejia
@josue_mejia 4 жыл бұрын
@@assassain0425 *Roman Eagle Standard screaming in the background
@RexGalilae
@RexGalilae 4 жыл бұрын
@@georgewu4051 This is a reference to the American call for independence, not feminism. Back then, rich women enjoyed much better lives than the Middle Class working women that become instrumental to the feminist movement
@radiocalico9124
@radiocalico9124 4 жыл бұрын
@Dani Al BASED
@a.h.tvideomapping4293
@a.h.tvideomapping4293 4 жыл бұрын
>Assassinate Julius Caesar to depose a tyrant >Accidentally make him a god instead
@veljkoangelovski5349
@veljkoangelovski5349 3 жыл бұрын
/task failed sucsesfully/
@piggyblitz4404
@piggyblitz4404 3 жыл бұрын
Lorgar be like
@jacobkleinsasser5658
@jacobkleinsasser5658 3 жыл бұрын
1. Assassinate Caesar. 2. ? 3. Profit.
@carval51
@carval51 3 жыл бұрын
let be honest ransacking city to raise an army is it not the act of a tyrant themself?
@jerm70
@jerm70 2 жыл бұрын
@@carval51 At that point Caesar was an enemy of Rome. You can't be a tyrant when you are dealing with an enemy threat in a cruel manner.
@BongoDrumme
@BongoDrumme 4 жыл бұрын
ALL RIGHT BOYS CLEAR YOUR SCHEDULES HISTORIA CIVILIS JUST CAME OUT WITH ANOTHER BANGER !!!
@dimesonhiseyes9134
@dimesonhiseyes9134 4 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure what this means but that doesn't mean I don't want to be involved
@Cicero82
@Cicero82 4 жыл бұрын
Good thing I don’t have to drive right now. Productivity have been shot to zero.
@DCdabest
@DCdabest 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple pleb. I see Historia Civilis. I click Ave.
@uri_9158.
@uri_9158. 4 жыл бұрын
DCdabest Nah, you're not a pleb. Everyone that watches Historia Civilis are patricians.
@EthanDyTioco
@EthanDyTioco 4 жыл бұрын
Jotarô Kujo every man a patrician
@procrastinator99
@procrastinator99 4 жыл бұрын
@@uri_9158. I like the way you think.
@ablus
@ablus 4 жыл бұрын
@@EthanDyTioco Hueyus Longinus
@pepijnkruiswijk2182
@pepijnkruiswijk2182 4 жыл бұрын
I would really like to know more on Sulla's period. He's a bit overshadowed because of Ceasars tims, but I know nothing of this cruel dictator Sulla.
@federicoarmada8775
@federicoarmada8775 3 жыл бұрын
This
@Hugh_Morris
@Hugh_Morris 3 жыл бұрын
From all I've read Sulla wasn't cruel. He murdered political opponents yes, but so did Marius when he killed Sulla's supporters. Marius was a "man of the people" and so doesn't get painted with the same brush as Sulla, despite being just as devious.
@federicoarmada8775
@federicoarmada8775 3 жыл бұрын
@@splatm4n8 It's not the same without the squares
@splatm4n8
@splatm4n8 3 жыл бұрын
@@federicoarmada8775 true
@FlyLikeATachyon
@FlyLikeATachyon 3 жыл бұрын
Dan Carlin’s “Death Throes of The Republic” covers the period before Caesar very well.
@KingsandGenerals
@KingsandGenerals 4 жыл бұрын
Nice!
@juliuscaesar8925
@juliuscaesar8925 4 жыл бұрын
Kings and Generals didn't expect to see you here.
@KingsandGenerals
@KingsandGenerals 4 жыл бұрын
@@juliuscaesar8925 why not? Historia Civilis is OG.
@anvl86
@anvl86 4 жыл бұрын
@@KingsandGenerals A collab with Historia Civilis would be epic!
@bihanj5284
@bihanj5284 4 жыл бұрын
Antoine Vl hell yea
@a.h.tvideomapping4293
@a.h.tvideomapping4293 4 жыл бұрын
No u
@TheShadowOfMars
@TheShadowOfMars 4 жыл бұрын
Brutus: I will be remembered as a virtuous man Dante: Brutus suffers eternally in Lucifer's gnashing jaws at the absolute deepest point of Hell
@incanusolorin2607
@incanusolorin2607 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Dante even puts Ulysses in Hell. There is no winning with that guy.
@c0sselburn
@c0sselburn 4 жыл бұрын
@@incanusolorin2607 Ulysses is in the "best" part of Hell though. The first layer is devoid of torment and is reserved for virtuous people who lived before the birth of Jesus and thus could not be Christians but since they didn't do anything bad enough to warrant eternal punishment they just kinda chill in the void.
@incanusolorin2607
@incanusolorin2607 4 жыл бұрын
Mahesvara That’s not where Ulysses is. He is tortured by being constantly set on fire with the false counselors. Ps: I only know the correct names in Italian. I’m sorry if “false counselors” isn’t the right translation of “consiglieri fraudolenti”.
@c0sselburn
@c0sselburn 4 жыл бұрын
@@incanusolorin2607 Now that I think about it I believe I got Ulysses and Achilles mixed up
@Moonlitwatersofaqua
@Moonlitwatersofaqua 4 жыл бұрын
I like to think that at least in the modern day people think more fondly of Brutus. Dante was a Roman empire stan, he hated the greeks, hated the catholic church, was a monarchist, and it shows. The guy is an apex of projecting your political opinions into your writing. The other guy who famously wrote about Brutus is Shakespeare. He was also a monarchist but he was far kinder to Brutus. Imagine if an American writer wrote a dramatic story about Rome. I feel they would remember Brutus as Brutus wanted to be remembered.
@SurvivorMaster
@SurvivorMaster 2 жыл бұрын
Hortensia's speech is a really great piece of historical literature, I'm glad you read it.
@chrisjenkins3767
@chrisjenkins3767 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine the damage they could do if julius caesar and labienus had 19 legions to control
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme2046
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme2046 4 жыл бұрын
Ha ha! Yes - imagine
@endlesshalcyon
@endlesshalcyon 4 жыл бұрын
They could’ve conquered all of Europe, especially if they had veteran legions. The real question is how long that territory will last, because we all know what happens when an empire overextends itself by a long shot. Nothing ends well. I also think that it would be kind of pointless to extend so, so far. There would be too many places that would be a deadweight to Rome. Augustus’ policy of keeping Rome’s borders as is and not extending further was, I think, the right call. Trajan would expand the empire further during his reign as emperor, but Mesopotamia especially was a burden on Rome that it couldn’t bear, which is the main reason why Hadrian left and reverted back to Augustus’ policy. Sure, it would be cool to conquer Europe and maybe even Arabia and the Parthians, but it wouldn’t be all that good for the Romans in the long run.
@jahbama6202
@jahbama6202 3 жыл бұрын
God, I miss competent generals
@veljkoangelovski5349
@veljkoangelovski5349 3 жыл бұрын
yeh they would split the mountain in half
@KaaptnIglo
@KaaptnIglo 2 жыл бұрын
or maybe they could have but did not want to, because it is really hard to sustain/manage (as shown by the above)? Caesar has proved time and time again that a small experienced force can easily defeat a large army.From there, it seems wiser to keep a relatively small force.
@phrophetsamgames
@phrophetsamgames 4 жыл бұрын
Red Square: I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move Red Square: gets declared a god*
@assassain0425
@assassain0425 4 жыл бұрын
Make this an actual meme. Like the template make it this communities meme.
@thomasmay6215
@thomasmay6215 4 жыл бұрын
I find it amazing that Brutus, prior to committing suicide, thought he would be remembered as a righteous man. Yet, when Dante wrote the Inferno, Brutus and Cassius are the two people in the mouth of Satan along with Judas --- the man who betrayed Christ. Like, you could not be more wrong about how you are remembered.
@julianapattison4785
@julianapattison4785 Жыл бұрын
Fr, esp as octavian is vaguely remebered as the heroic first emperor of Rome
@4rumani
@4rumani Жыл бұрын
​@@julianapattison4785By who?
@richmont9557
@richmont9557 11 ай бұрын
I consider cassius a hero. Brutus is an incompetent man
@zxylo786
@zxylo786 10 ай бұрын
Who cares about what Dante thought.
@occam7382
@occam7382 9 ай бұрын
@@zxylo786, he is kind of the creator of our modern conception of Hell, and somewhat contributed to the creation of the modern Italian language. So... a lot of people.
@MrSamulai
@MrSamulai 4 жыл бұрын
Caesar was playing 4D chess with his enemies. I don't know what these guys were doing, but I'm pretty sure someone ate the rulebook.
@Cicero82
@Cicero82 4 жыл бұрын
MrSamulai they tried to win on a Draw 4 in Uno.
@HolyKhaaaaan
@HolyKhaaaaan 4 жыл бұрын
"Numbers! Sheer numbers!"
@blither4656
@blither4656 4 жыл бұрын
"Hey let's tax HALF of all from yield what could go wrong"
@blither4656
@blither4656 4 жыл бұрын
Farm* not from
@leonardofranzinribeiro4220
@leonardofranzinribeiro4220 4 жыл бұрын
@@doomdrake123 I mean, i hate that guy, but he was definitely a great strategist. Though he did get Lucky many times.
@FireFox2382
@FireFox2382 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when he said Brutus accidentally flanked Octavian's army. How do you accidentally win a battle xD
@program4215
@program4215 4 жыл бұрын
When both sides are so poorly led that's basically the only outcome. It is pretty funny
@lathrael7152
@lathrael7152 4 жыл бұрын
That's Brutus for you.
@will2003michael2003
@will2003michael2003 4 жыл бұрын
Happens more often then any general would ever want to admit.
@kalebburris6425
@kalebburris6425 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, me too
@anthonycampbell97
@anthonycampbell97 4 жыл бұрын
is there a list of accidentally-won battles?
@nostro1940
@nostro1940 3 жыл бұрын
Legend says that History Civilis is waiting for Senator Aquila's approval to upload the next video
@Rocklahaulle
@Rocklahaulle 3 жыл бұрын
Massively underrated comment 😂😂
@brianreinboldjr
@brianreinboldjr 3 жыл бұрын
@@Rocklahaulle only the real ones respect this comment lol
@danielblanken4523
@danielblanken4523 3 жыл бұрын
@@brianreinboldjr real real ones know it’s actually Tribune Aquila
@nostro1940
@nostro1940 3 жыл бұрын
@@danielblanken4523 he is still a senator
@eldorados_lost_searcher
@eldorados_lost_searcher 2 жыл бұрын
@@nostro1940 Well, Aquila is certainly not *a CONSUL OF ROME!*
@aveioacosta371
@aveioacosta371 4 жыл бұрын
"Roman legions being incompetent" "Caesar turning in his grave so hard he causes earthquakes"
@hydrogenatom4624
@hydrogenatom4624 4 жыл бұрын
Don't read my username.
@VasilyKiryanov
@VasilyKiryanov 4 жыл бұрын
Caesar spent YEARS building up his legions' competence. And his commanders' too.
@ThiagoSilveira1
@ThiagoSilveira1 4 жыл бұрын
So now I know why Vesuvius erupted
@LordIsrafel
@LordIsrafel 4 жыл бұрын
The earthquakes cause choppy waves. The sailors, terrified at how much larger the waves were than the weather should allow, believe it to be a sign from the gods and throw Brutus's head into the sea.
@phrophetsamgames
@phrophetsamgames 4 жыл бұрын
Don't Read My Profile Picture that was incredibly awesome
@MrEggsauce
@MrEggsauce 4 жыл бұрын
On a previous episode of Historia Civilis: "...Brutis's first instinct seems to always be to wait, which is an alarming trait for a leader." Current episode: "I CHOOSE TO WAIT"
@Moonlitwatersofaqua
@Moonlitwatersofaqua 4 жыл бұрын
I'm willing to wait for it~ >:)
@Chicanery_Artifice
@Chicanery_Artifice 3 жыл бұрын
@ShoeUnited Brutus's*
@Nodim1er
@Nodim1er 2 жыл бұрын
Shocking!
@Mrqwerty2109
@Mrqwerty2109 3 жыл бұрын
These videos are some of the best content on the internet and they are literally just a man talking about a bunch of squares.
@tonyv2373
@tonyv2373 3 жыл бұрын
But they are all different colors and are so cute
@veljkoangelovski5349
@veljkoangelovski5349 3 жыл бұрын
shit you are right
@Jesse__H
@Jesse__H 4 жыл бұрын
I'm digging that "Slightly More Historically Accurate Senate Building Glam Up" 👉😊👉
@acebalistic1358
@acebalistic1358 4 жыл бұрын
Jesse H. Same
@HistoriaCivilis
@HistoriaCivilis 4 жыл бұрын
After cutting to the Senate for the 10,000th time, I figured that "Lazy Senate Background" finally had to go.
@acebalistic1358
@acebalistic1358 4 жыл бұрын
Historia Civilis I shall miss the old senate house, but I guess it’s for the best.
@yochaiwyss3843
@yochaiwyss3843 4 жыл бұрын
@@HistoriaCivilis technically we can say it's after renovation post burning down
@thepaintpad9817
@thepaintpad9817 4 жыл бұрын
@@HistoriaCivilis I like the old one more, but it's for the best.
@jonjameson2629
@jonjameson2629 4 жыл бұрын
The irony is Brutus probably ended up killing himself with the same hand he used to murder Julius Caesar.
@MillenniumRP
@MillenniumRP 4 жыл бұрын
Funny how everybody but Octavian was stabbed to death.
@MillenniumRP
@MillenniumRP 4 жыл бұрын
@off baperan Octavian was the Imperator.
@snappysnoot7540
@snappysnoot7540 4 жыл бұрын
I think he fell on his sword
@natanshick
@natanshick 3 жыл бұрын
@@MillenniumRP Dude spoilers
@AudieHolland
@AudieHolland 3 жыл бұрын
@Garren *Augustus:* "Octavian? Who?"
@Samdaman747
@Samdaman747 4 жыл бұрын
Little cubes should not display so much emotion but here we are. Amazing how clear the story is with a few colors, very well done. The binge has been real with this channel and I've loved every minute of it.
@samuelsisk1161
@samuelsisk1161 4 жыл бұрын
Brutus: “Happy Birthday! Here are some horsies!” Cassius: “Kill me immediately”
@samuelsisk1161
@samuelsisk1161 4 жыл бұрын
a10001110101 this is an amazing community
@frodoswaggins3132
@frodoswaggins3132 4 жыл бұрын
F
@yang_zhao
@yang_zhao 4 жыл бұрын
what about some unicorns?
@the_rover1
@the_rover1 4 жыл бұрын
parthian commander to marcus crassus: have some horsies and flying pointy sticks! crassus: quick, run onto the hill!
@amcghie7
@amcghie7 4 жыл бұрын
What can I say, the guy just really didn't like horses...
@nemanjaarbutina8671
@nemanjaarbutina8671 4 жыл бұрын
Rome: Makes Caesar a God Tribune Aquila: I do not approve of this
@radrook4481
@radrook4481 4 жыл бұрын
Were they actually attacking those women under Hortensia? LOL!
@cdcdrr
@cdcdrr 4 жыл бұрын
@Carlos Adrián Aguirre Julius Caesar: Memelord of Antiquity
@i_bee_slate
@i_bee_slate 3 жыл бұрын
ok guys tribune aquilla says no so caesar isnt a god amymore
@ECHOFOXTROT289
@ECHOFOXTROT289 3 жыл бұрын
LMAOO
@hedgehog3180
@hedgehog3180 3 жыл бұрын
The real joke is that in about 400 years someone else with a name starting with A will not approve of this and he'll actually get his way.
@N0ahface
@N0ahface 4 жыл бұрын
All I could think about during the battle was how much Caesar would've wiped the floor with them. It probably would have been one of his most celebrated victories too, beating 17 legions with probably hardly any casualties.
@alejomandafull
@alejomandafull 3 жыл бұрын
let's be honest all those legions would've defected to caesar before any actual blows
@hihi-nm3uy
@hihi-nm3uy 2 жыл бұрын
@@alejomandafull they wouldnt defect because they’d already be on caesar’s side the battle would cease to exist because no competition would occur
@alejomandafull
@alejomandafull 2 жыл бұрын
@@hihi-nm3uy yeah we can see that we're talking about a what if if caesar had to face an army that big
@Saurophaganax1931
@Saurophaganax1931 Жыл бұрын
Caesar could have brought just his 9 legions against their 17 just to make it somewhat fair.
@KaiHung-wv3ul
@KaiHung-wv3ul Жыл бұрын
@@Saurophaganax1931 "Sir they outnumber us 2 to 1!" "Then it's a fair fight."
@georgewu4051
@georgewu4051 4 жыл бұрын
Phillippi: A battle where Antony is miraculously the highest stat general
@squiglemcsquigle8414
@squiglemcsquigle8414 4 жыл бұрын
Horrifying
@Paddythelaad
@Paddythelaad 4 жыл бұрын
They are sorely missing good generals, or at least not appointing those that deserve it. Who still alive would have been better? Caesar, Labienus, Pompey (both opposite side I know) were gone and for some reason Lepidus was left in Italy. Antony wasn't that bad tho right? I heard some flaws but Caesar seemed to mostly approve of him and he did well on a ~micro level in Alesia.
@VAWM.
@VAWM. 4 жыл бұрын
@@Paddythelaad I imagine Lepidus was left behind because he was the most competent administrator of the three. Antony demonstrated his political incompetence when Caesar left him in charge of Rome, and a good portion of the city still hated him for it. Octavian was young and an unknown quantity at that point. The Triumvirs might have thought the morale boost the troops would get for being lead by "The Son of Caesar" would be better than any administrative skills Octavian possessed. Edited because somehow I wrote Labienus instead of Lepidus the first time.
@Paddythelaad
@Paddythelaad 4 жыл бұрын
@@VAWM. That was my thinking too. Lepidus left behind, I assume you meant that. Im mostly surprised the sub-commanders didn't do better on both sides.
@TheShadowOfMars
@TheShadowOfMars 4 жыл бұрын
@@VAWM. Anthony and Octavian bitterly mistrusted each other, but they both trusted Lepidus to honour the triumvirate agreement. The chaotic game-of-thrones from the last episode could resume at any moment if one of them had an army under his individual control and decided to backstab his rival. Leading an army jointly together was their way of preventing that.
@kaulquapil6280
@kaulquapil6280 4 жыл бұрын
I miss the old beat at the end
@bezahltersystemtroll5055
@bezahltersystemtroll5055 4 жыл бұрын
sameeee ;-;
@mosesracal6758
@mosesracal6758 4 жыл бұрын
These dumb generals dont deserve the beats lmao
@Werelight
@Werelight 4 жыл бұрын
We needs the beats.
@carolinef1508
@carolinef1508 4 жыл бұрын
I miss the Caesar square😪
@hansnase364
@hansnase364 4 жыл бұрын
I miss Cicero butting in.
@ThommyofThenn
@ThommyofThenn 2 жыл бұрын
19:18 "The second battle of Philippi...so called because it was the second battle that took place near the area known as Philippi" you can tell this man is a real competent historian.
@TheMr77469
@TheMr77469 4 жыл бұрын
I was expecting the Octavian square to have little green squares coming out of him as her moved side to side on the ship.
@Spazmonkey625
@Spazmonkey625 4 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't that mean he's vomiting people though?
@derekp2236
@derekp2236 4 жыл бұрын
Vomiting Gauls probably they are normally green.
@yochaiwyss3843
@yochaiwyss3843 4 жыл бұрын
@@derekp2236 or did he eat Cicero
@Zoey--
@Zoey-- 4 жыл бұрын
@@derekp2236 I laughed far too hard at this mental image.
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme2046
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme2046 4 жыл бұрын
@@yochaiwyss3843 Haw Haw Haw
@DensetsuVII
@DensetsuVII 4 жыл бұрын
*spoilers 21:15 "It's hard to imagine how they could screw this up, unless they turned on each other or something, but why would they do a stupid thing like that!" *Cleopatra has entered the chat
@procrastinator99
@procrastinator99 4 жыл бұрын
**Re-entered :)
@chaptap8376
@chaptap8376 4 жыл бұрын
*Cleopatra has been entered
@leonardofranzinribeiro4220
@leonardofranzinribeiro4220 4 жыл бұрын
@@chaptap8376 Based
@Freezo90967
@Freezo90967 4 жыл бұрын
@@chaptap8376 hehehe
@_BirdOfGoodOmen
@_BirdOfGoodOmen 4 жыл бұрын
@@chaptap8376 nice
@barkasz6066
@barkasz6066 4 жыл бұрын
Brutus and Cassius were holding out for that sweet book deal: “How to lose completely while having both the strategic and tactical advantage 101.”
@canpiv09
@canpiv09 4 жыл бұрын
You know, the way you talk about Labienus, I'm getting the impression that "Caesar's right hand man" might have just been his first name.
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme2046
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme2046 4 жыл бұрын
Servum Caesaris Labienus!
@thedumbdog1964
@thedumbdog1964 4 жыл бұрын
Wish it was my first name
@carolinef1508
@carolinef1508 4 жыл бұрын
@@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme2046 not gonna lie, that's beautiful. The Labienus-square might disagree
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme2046
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme2046 4 жыл бұрын
@@carolinef1508 :)
@tigersharkwoo
@tigersharkwoo 4 жыл бұрын
this was impresive levels of inconpetance
@jarradscarborough7915
@jarradscarborough7915 4 жыл бұрын
*impressive *incompetence (irony or just not native to english?)
@current9300
@current9300 4 жыл бұрын
I've always felt that accidents and incompetence makes for most interesting history, especially when people screwing up are given a victory they also screw up.
@acebalistic1358
@acebalistic1358 4 жыл бұрын
Tigersharkwoo you got pinned gg
@HistoriaCivilis
@HistoriaCivilis 4 жыл бұрын
[Sheev.jpg] Ironic. [/Sheev.jpg]
@dorylaions
@dorylaions 4 жыл бұрын
why is this comment pinned? Is he doing a social experiment or something, lol?
@Kanner111
@Kanner111 3 жыл бұрын
Antony: "I have actually been in a battle before". Cassius: "I know several dudes who have been in a battle before." Brutus: *hurriedly leafing through Battles 101* "Okay thin line good thick line bad LETS GO GUYS." Octavian: "I have a note from my father excusing me from the battle." Also, Brutus not coming to help when it would be most useful is pretty much the whole vibe of the Republican Resistance.
@Wilahelm2
@Wilahelm2 4 жыл бұрын
I actually feel a little bad for Octavian in this situation. The guy was not a brilliant general like Caesar was, his brilliance was in politics and administration. The thing is Octavian knew he was no good at this but because of Roman society had to pretend to be a soldier. Letting the actual soldiers do their thing and staying out of their way was the smart thing to do, especially when considering how Brutus ended up when he tried to play soldier.
@satriaputrapratama4703
@satriaputrapratama4703 4 жыл бұрын
"The graves are full with middling swordsmen, better not be swordman at all than to be a middling swordman" -Octavian
@Moonstar79
@Moonstar79 3 жыл бұрын
And then he got called loser by his team, but it’s fine, everyone liked Augustus I guess
@protonjones54
@protonjones54 3 жыл бұрын
how is brutus "trying to play" soldier? he was literally forced into being a soldier in this situation
@Wilahelm2
@Wilahelm2 3 жыл бұрын
@@protonjones54 Brutus loses my sympathy because he brought this on himself. He assassinates Caesar after he was pardoned by him and then just expects to be rewarded and cheered for his actions. He totally botches the post-assassination situation by always making the wrong choice. He was clearly no leader and always seemed to go for the choice that required the least amount of effort from himself. He was a spoiled rich kid who cruised through life and the only reason he was brought in on the conspiracy was because of his family name. Brutus seemed to think he was greater then he actually was while Octavian always seemed to have a clear view of what his own strengths and weaknesses were.
@piotrkarp9562
@piotrkarp9562 3 жыл бұрын
@@Wilahelm2 Coz Brutus is Kenobi of that story. All down for the Republic. Not all of them can be Vader.
@newname4941
@newname4941 4 жыл бұрын
All this incompetence makes me miss the good old days of Caesar vs Labienus or Pompey.
@synktrain
@synktrain 4 жыл бұрын
You can really see the difference in discipline, Caesar's Legions would have attacked Antony instead of looting the camp.
@Darin882
@Darin882 4 жыл бұрын
Caesar might've been a tyrant or dictator, but boy was he a good one.
@synktrain
@synktrain 4 жыл бұрын
@@Darin882 It brings into perspective why Caesar initially kept those fresh legions in reserve. Pulling shit like this would have been unacceptable in this kind of engagement. Imagine if a legion fucked up like this at Alesia.
@lapisleafuli1817
@lapisleafuli1817 4 жыл бұрын
@@synktrain truly. The only reason this battle was an actual competition was because everyone was on the same level of incompetence.
@rbrassey9853
@rbrassey9853 4 жыл бұрын
And watching that made me miss the simpler days of Caesar vs Vercengetorix
@Macy_Freya
@Macy_Freya 4 жыл бұрын
Why is my adopted son such a wimp when it comes to fighting? I doubt he’ll ever come to anything.
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme2046
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme2046 3 жыл бұрын
Boy do I have a story to tell you - But first - Was the time travel fun?
@DanishCamp
@DanishCamp 3 жыл бұрын
Technically you never knew he was adopted as it happened after your death
@decimusausoniusmagnus5719
@decimusausoniusmagnus5719 3 жыл бұрын
Should've adopted an heir that wasn't such a wimp.
@omnomnomnomm
@omnomnomnomm 3 жыл бұрын
IMPERATORRR
@cursedmailman3999
@cursedmailman3999 3 жыл бұрын
@@DanishCamp Presumably he knew Octavian was his son when he was getting assassinated, since he had written in his will and probably knew he was going to die
@RGP43_
@RGP43_ 4 жыл бұрын
Tribune Aquila does not approve this message
@a.h.tvideomapping4293
@a.h.tvideomapping4293 4 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna ask Tribune Aquila if I can say “go f*** yourself” to him
@madreel8938
@madreel8938 4 жыл бұрын
They couldn’t ask him anymore at this point
@impii552
@impii552 4 жыл бұрын
OoOoooOOoOooh NoOoOoOoOoOoOo~
@DarthMeteos
@DarthMeteos 4 жыл бұрын
Tribune Aquila died in this video.
@luciuspontiusaquila-tribun5447
@luciuspontiusaquila-tribun5447 4 жыл бұрын
@@a.h.tvideomapping4293 Don't
@hannahrothwell890
@hannahrothwell890 4 жыл бұрын
“The concept of economics had not been invented yet, and... it shows” lol
@Fronzel41
@Fronzel41 4 жыл бұрын
Politicians still try to squeeze the tax base to fund their pet schemes and are still surprised when it gets up and walks away. See California.
@couldbeanybody2508
@couldbeanybody2508 4 жыл бұрын
@Ved Singh pre feudal rome was better than feudal Europe 😈😈😈😈
@couldbeanybody2508
@couldbeanybody2508 4 жыл бұрын
@Ved Singh HAHAHAH bald
@couldbeanybody2508
@couldbeanybody2508 4 жыл бұрын
@Ved Singh you are bald
@Leo-ip3yx
@Leo-ip3yx 4 жыл бұрын
@Ved Singh LOL HOLY SHIT HE REALLY IS BALD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@yiftacheliav1099
@yiftacheliav1099 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the part where brutus and friends went up the mountains and just went on a four day of simply "living" and having fun made me smile... I mean, after so much turmoil, stress, death, war and loss, what better thing to do than have a 4 days bender of drinking and reciting greek poetry with your buddies?
@dam11232
@dam11232 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but the whole time brutus knew he was gonna off himself Thats crazy
@yiftacheliav1099
@yiftacheliav1099 4 жыл бұрын
@@dam11232 and that's what makes it even more poetic
@Ozymannaz
@Ozymannaz 2 жыл бұрын
Victory. Victory is better.
@yiftacheliav1099
@yiftacheliav1099 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ozymannaz idk man, just more turmoil and political schemes to deal with...
@DarthFhenix55
@DarthFhenix55 Жыл бұрын
​@@yiftacheliav1099I mean, Octavian won so much that nobody else was there to plot against him tbf.
@Vienna3080
@Vienna3080 4 жыл бұрын
So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous incompetency
@yamingoat
@yamingoat 4 жыл бұрын
Just Vienna this is a great quote lmfao
@arawn1061
@arawn1061 4 жыл бұрын
It really hurts after seeing Caesars career
@BoxStudioExecutive
@BoxStudioExecutive 4 жыл бұрын
What democracy?
@Vienna3080
@Vienna3080 4 жыл бұрын
Domanta Spot the 12 year old
@Desintyx2
@Desintyx2 4 жыл бұрын
*attempts to clap and misses each hand*
@erolaras7268
@erolaras7268 4 жыл бұрын
Does everybody here still miss Labienus or am I just weird? I was somewhat happy to hear his name in this video. Good night my sweet prince...
@endlesshalcyon
@endlesshalcyon 4 жыл бұрын
Poor Labienus... I miss him too.
@carolinef1508
@carolinef1508 4 жыл бұрын
I really miss Labienus-square😪😍
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme2046
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme2046 4 жыл бұрын
All the people I mess 1. Crassus (Died 53 BC, marking the end of the Triumvirate) - While many see him as a politician with no military talent - But like, he won so many before Carrhae 2. Labienus (Died 45 BC, marking the end of the Civil war) 3. Caesar (Died 44 BC, marking the end of the Republic) 4. Cicero (Died 43 BC, marking the end of all remaining chances of restoring the republic) When was Rome founded? 753 BC When was Rome lost? 753 AD When was the Roman empire destroyed? 474 AD When was the Roman empire Destroyed? 1456 AD When was the Roman empire destroyed? When brutes killed the man in charge When was the Roman kingdom destroyed? When Brutus killed the man in charge When was the Roman republic destroyed? When Brutus killed the man in charge When did Brutus kill the man in charge? in 509 BC When did Brutus kill the man in charge? In 44 BC When did brutes kill the man in charge? In 1453 AD Who was the first Roman ruler? Romulus Who was the first Roman emperor? Augustus Who was the last Emperor/Ruler? Romulus Augustulus Who was the last Roman Emperor/ruler? Constantine Augustus
@TheEnergizer94
@TheEnergizer94 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like more than one girl watches this channel and I think it's pretty cool
@sjsbviufvibwvuspi
@sjsbviufvibwvuspi 4 жыл бұрын
@@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme2046 no the guy in charge of the roman kingdom was banished not killed
@myownmusic8182
@myownmusic8182 3 жыл бұрын
If Historia Civilis doesn't release another video soon, I'm going to Brutus myself
@oofnack
@oofnack 3 жыл бұрын
he released a video on patrion. doubt he wouldn't
@kaizokujimbei143
@kaizokujimbei143 3 жыл бұрын
Please, don't... Brutulise yourself. xD
@artichokethejoke1563
@artichokethejoke1563 4 жыл бұрын
3:17 amazing how they all live on one street, the drama must be beyond this world.
@mattthedoormat
@mattthedoormat 4 жыл бұрын
I waited almost 2 months for 20 minutes of Roman history. It was worth the wait.
@wyattrox03
@wyattrox03 4 жыл бұрын
Or you could become a patron and get access 10 days earlier
@HalfdanMCMX
@HalfdanMCMX 4 жыл бұрын
Last one Rome video came out 4 months ago :( It's been a long time, been a long time Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
@alexanderman1000
@alexanderman1000 4 жыл бұрын
You should seek counseling. I used to be an imperium junkie myself. I still watch Rome during Trajan but i am clean.
@chaptap8376
@chaptap8376 4 жыл бұрын
After all the ingenuity that Julius Caesar pulled off, this is one of the funniest battles on this channel. It beats the heavy infantry who kept marching out of the battle.
@ΠαναγιωτηςΝταλας
@ΠαναγιωτηςΝταλας 4 жыл бұрын
Ceaser in his grave must've been like: Why the f*ck am I going through another stroke, I'm already dead
@photon4076
@photon4076 4 жыл бұрын
The battle of the four idiots: Octavian and Cassius: normally not idiots but act like idiots during this battle Mark Anthony: normally an idiot but doesn't act like an idiot during this battle Brutus: normally an idiot, an idiot here as well
@proaaron578
@proaaron578 4 жыл бұрын
lool
@georgewu4051
@georgewu4051 4 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say if Antony is the highest stat general in this fight then Roma really has lost all their stars
@dyingearth
@dyingearth 4 жыл бұрын
@@georgewu4051 Octavian basically let his friend and ally Agrippa do the actual command of his legions. When you don't know what you're doing, let the professional do the job and get out of their way. At least he know his limitation and sought proper assistance.
@malekiththeeternityking5433
@malekiththeeternityking5433 4 жыл бұрын
This comment is stupid
@pez4
@pez4 4 жыл бұрын
Anthony: good tactics, mediocre strategy
@kulpykulptington2715
@kulpykulptington2715 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple man. I see a historia civilis video I watch it.
@hiddentreasure2161
@hiddentreasure2161 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@saritar1000
@saritar1000 4 жыл бұрын
Here's the battle summarized in 3 words : "Wow, that...worked..?"
@emermage
@emermage 4 жыл бұрын
Caesar vs Pompey: Full mankind's military brilliancy from both sides Brutus vs Octavian: Two kids, trying to slap each other, trying to look like their elders from the first part of my comment, only slaping themselves instead
@Cicero82
@Cicero82 4 жыл бұрын
Денис Баннов 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@UncleMerlin
@UncleMerlin 4 жыл бұрын
It's what can you expect from statesmen. Caesar and Pompey were generals.
@allancg1022
@allancg1022 4 жыл бұрын
Caesar and Pompey, especially Caesar, were both
@demitriusrawluk5747
@demitriusrawluk5747 4 жыл бұрын
@@UncleMerlin Antony was anything but a statesman
@yunleung2631
@yunleung2631 4 жыл бұрын
Hell, Caesar vs Vercingetorix
@clayallen4955
@clayallen4955 4 жыл бұрын
“We got you a present for your birthday, death!” “Oh you guys.”
@BlitzerXYZ
@BlitzerXYZ 4 жыл бұрын
Just what I asked for!
@merrittanimation7721
@merrittanimation7721 4 жыл бұрын
"You shouldn’t have! No really, I wanted live through this."
@Mitaka.Kotsuka
@Mitaka.Kotsuka 4 жыл бұрын
No better present for traitors =)
@BlitzerXYZ
@BlitzerXYZ 4 жыл бұрын
@@Mitaka.Kotsuka that's like saying the Jedi were traitors.
@Mitaka.Kotsuka
@Mitaka.Kotsuka 4 жыл бұрын
@@BlitzerXYZ errr.... kinda dont like star wars, so i kind of sont know what the Jedi actually are, i heard the name but, nothing else
@Sadaran89
@Sadaran89 4 жыл бұрын
"But why would they do a stupid thing like that?" Find out in the next episode of Dragon Rome Z!
@rgm96x49
@rgm96x49 4 жыл бұрын
In all fairness to Octavian, dude knew he wasn't exactly a top-tier commander. Lucky for him he did have Agrippa.
@HaloFTW55
@HaloFTW55 4 жыл бұрын
Their future successors came in the form of Justinian and Belisarius. Top 10 historical bromances indeed.
@thomashazlewood4658
@thomashazlewood4658 4 жыл бұрын
So, Agrippa allowed himself to be outflanked, saw his entire army routed? Perhaps Agrippa was falsely lauded for his martial skills? I know of no strategem or tactical innovation attributed to him. Pompey's son was strangling Rome and Agrippa never got the better of him. I think Agrippa benefitted from being a survivor and being on the side that eventually won.
@Sealdeam
@Sealdeam 4 жыл бұрын
@@thomashazlewood4658 Agrippa only became Octavian's main general after the death of Salvidienus Rufus, at the time this battle takes place he still had not obtained that position and he was the one that eventually expelled Sextus Pompeius from Sicily, his whole career is one of competence and success, not sure if that alone is enough to put him among the great generals of history but I think he is comfortably the best roman general of his generation alongside maybe Ventidius Bassus.
@thomashazlewood4658
@thomashazlewood4658 4 жыл бұрын
@@Sealdeam Thanks for your views, Sealdeam. However, it is my understanding that Sextus' fleets strangled Rome's grain supplies, to the frustration of Augustus. Augustus built two large fleets to fight him and both were lost, while the grain embargo continued. Finally, Sextus was lured into a political agreement which resolved the embargo. He was not defeated militarily, he was seduced into defeat by clever politics.
@Sealdeam
@Sealdeam 4 жыл бұрын
@@thomashazlewood4658 it is true that Octavian failed to defeat Sextus and that eventually a treaty was signed between him and the Triumvirs but that peace was broken and the eventual fall of Sextus was due a successful military campaign led by Agrippa, it is more than likely that Octavian's own failures against Sextus were the main factor that lead to his decision to fully delegate military affairs to more capable members of his faction namely Agrippa and Statilius Taurus; but the cause of the start of hostilities between them was due the defection of one of Sextus' generals so intrigue also played a part in that conflict.
@guibaterasoad
@guibaterasoad 4 жыл бұрын
You realize how good of a general Caesar is when you have a battle with 4 generals and all of them are bad.
@MillenniumRP
@MillenniumRP 4 жыл бұрын
@CommandoDude Caesar was a genius of a general, but you got admit that dude was super lucky at times.
@Lucas-po6mn
@Lucas-po6mn 4 жыл бұрын
@@MillenniumRP Caesar definitely had some lucky moments, but it takes skill to seize those opportunities
@titusmanlius6922
@titusmanlius6922 4 жыл бұрын
Antony was actually an excellent cavalry commander with battle experience
@yeeter5328
@yeeter5328 4 жыл бұрын
@@titusmanlius6922yeah and that was before the gaulic wars to I beleive, and he prolly wouldve learnt a lot under ceaser
@aakarshasoka6335
@aakarshasoka6335 4 жыл бұрын
Caeser's era had a lot of great generals and military commanders. Caeser, Pompey, Vercingeterix......
@matthewlillywhite8014
@matthewlillywhite8014 4 жыл бұрын
I rewatch the whole series that Historia Civilis does from Cicero’s year until this moment every couple of months and every time I get depressed that there isn’t more... looking forward to the next episode
@richardarden4620
@richardarden4620 4 жыл бұрын
I think it's pretty likely that Octavian or, (spoilers) Augustus, simply became so stressed that he fell ill often during turning points in his life. You can look at his later years, when he faced no significant political opposition or immediate threats to his life, and this trend continued. There were also moments where Augustus did personally risk his life in battle or against angry mobs and he did not fall ill. I think the pattern more likely indicates severe stress from time to time facing important challenges, particularly military command, rather than a go-to lie on his part to get out of trouble.
@silentdrew7636
@silentdrew7636 2 жыл бұрын
Same thing with Saladin.
@sarasamaletdin4574
@sarasamaletdin4574 Жыл бұрын
There is no way to know which it is. And unless he had high fever and was constantly throwing up he could have sit on a horse near battle and look inspiring from a distance while others did the commanding. Instead going into the marshes. Also Augustus later in the tendency of not going near the battle in the first place, but sending Agrippa, his stepsons, grandsons and any other loyal legate he could find. So maybe he he understood that he would get stressed news battles, but regardless he really was the one who broke Roman tradition of the imperator actually needing to command.
@genericyoutubeaccount579
@genericyoutubeaccount579 4 жыл бұрын
Ceaser could have beaten all 4 of these armies with just 4 legions.
@Aaronrose575
@Aaronrose575 4 жыл бұрын
2 doing the job, other making walls, a lot of walls and the last one to clean the aftermath mess
@as7river
@as7river 4 жыл бұрын
Two legions. Caesar could've defeated these amateurs with the 13th and another legion alone.
@rawl93
@rawl93 4 жыл бұрын
Only if he started by coming to the area lacking food
@radrook4481
@radrook4481 4 жыл бұрын
....and a fifth legion tied behind his back.
@Govansossion
@Govansossion 3 жыл бұрын
with the 10th legion
@guardian-angel615
@guardian-angel615 Жыл бұрын
I feel sad for both Cassius and Antony. Having to put up with shitty teammates sucks a lot.
@Saurophaganax1931
@Saurophaganax1931 Жыл бұрын
I’d feel a lot worse for Cassius and Antony if they hadn’t done such shitty things prior to this. Sacking Roman cities and selling their inhabitants into slavery? Pretty shitty Cassius. Murdering Cicero? You’re garbage Antony. Pure. Garbage.
@sarasamaletdin4574
@sarasamaletdin4574 Жыл бұрын
Cassius himself made the biggest mistake personally, even if he could have had military potential. Brutus might have lost right there if he had not bribed the legions
@saidtoshimaru1832
@saidtoshimaru1832 4 жыл бұрын
Brutus: I will be remembered for my Virtue. Dante: I was looking for someone to cast into Satan's three jaws next to Judas and Casius.
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme2046
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme2046 4 жыл бұрын
I mean - Brutus was a horrible person
@flyerton99
@flyerton99 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the guy that literally promised the ability to sack ROMAN cities to his legions.
@tomasrocha6139
@tomasrocha6139 6 ай бұрын
Plutarch, in his "Life of Brutus" from Parallel Lives, mentions that Brutus' enemies respected him, recounting that Antony once said that "Brutus was the only man to have slain Caesar because he was driven by the splendour and nobility of the deed
@pizzagolfer
@pizzagolfer 4 жыл бұрын
Brutus: I will die a honorable man. Also Brutus: Ayyy men, wanna sack some Roman cities???
@rogerpark3684
@rogerpark3684 4 жыл бұрын
And yes, Brutus is an honourable man
@speggeri90
@speggeri90 4 жыл бұрын
@@rogerpark3684 Undoubtedly they are all honorable men
@theholyinquisition389
@theholyinquisition389 4 жыл бұрын
@Domantas *Killed his adoptive father to save the Republic
@AlexhandrDenthanor
@AlexhandrDenthanor 4 жыл бұрын
@@theholyinquisition389 *Murdered his adoptive father - who truly, deeply, sincerely loved him - out of ideological loyalty to a rotting carcass that was already dead and gone.
@Chaika1974
@Chaika1974 4 жыл бұрын
He is remembered as a staple of treachery. He went down in history as one of the most infamous people in Rome
@zheng7636
@zheng7636 3 жыл бұрын
15:44 When this series wants to be eerie, it can be surprisingly eerie. *Happy birthday.*
@darkseidshrike6165
@darkseidshrike6165 4 жыл бұрын
Brutus: I will be remembered for my virtue. Historian: We are not questioning your virtue Brutus. We are denying it’s existence.
@IndieGinge
@IndieGinge 4 жыл бұрын
@@caiawlodarski5339 That's really not true. Historians usually try not to "moralize" but they very often do make value judgments of the choices of those they study. The work of history is a work of storytelling after all. An attempt to piece together events separated from us by time and space into a coherent, explitive narrative to create an understanding of the past using the barest scraps of info. This story is not a simple morality fable, so we don't see historians usually crafting "good guys and bad guys" but judgments of what choices were made always happen. It's the way of things.
@frederickthegreat5456
@frederickthegreat5456 4 жыл бұрын
But... Shakespeare I mean, I'm willing to bet that more people are aware of Brutus in Julius Caesar than Brutus in real life.
@vinuzo9548
@vinuzo9548 4 жыл бұрын
Ah cut him some slack, he's better than Marc Antony.
@FlaviusCJulianus
@FlaviusCJulianus 4 жыл бұрын
I don't think he'd care to have his virtue questioned by an imp.
@darkseidshrike6165
@darkseidshrike6165 4 жыл бұрын
@@FlaviusCJulianus Finally someone understood that reference!
@Corfean
@Corfean 4 жыл бұрын
Brutus: I will be remembered as a virtuous man *Becomes the most famous traitor in world's history *
@g.sergiusfidenas6650
@g.sergiusfidenas6650 4 жыл бұрын
@SrBeetleVase brutus already meant idiot or dullard in those days, the romans had funny naming conventions Fabius came from their word for bean, Cicero from peas, Ahala means armpit, and so on; funny that the word bruto has been used in the same way for over 3000 years.
@silverdeathgamer2907
@silverdeathgamer2907 4 жыл бұрын
I mean I don't think he was an infamous as Judas.
@barkasz6066
@barkasz6066 4 жыл бұрын
Silverdeathgamer290 the most famous historical person anyway. Myths are a whole different topic.
@barkasz6066
@barkasz6066 4 жыл бұрын
Fox D except it’s not true. Puny comes from 16th century French “puisne” which in turn comes from late Latin “postea ne” “afterwards born” which was a legal category denoting inferior rank. It has nothing to do with the Punic Wars. Punic derives from the Latin poenus and punicus, which were used mostly to refer to the Carthaginians and other western Phoenicians. These terms derived from the Ancient Greek word Φοῖνιξ (Phoinix), pl. Φοίνικες (Phoinikes), which was used indiscriminately to refer to both western and eastern Phoenicians. Latin later borrowed the Greek term a second time as phoenix.
@as7river
@as7river 4 жыл бұрын
Et tu, Brute?
@kelseythurman2314
@kelseythurman2314 4 жыл бұрын
Please don't ever stop. These videos are absolutely amazing. Thank you for bringing these to us for free!
@whynot-tomorrow_1945
@whynot-tomorrow_1945 4 жыл бұрын
lol, all of Caesar's battles have been like: * brilliant tactics, strategy, and maneuver coupled with bold construction projects * meanwhile, we got the kids fighting here like: * the incompetence happened to work in his favor *
@veljkoangelovski5349
@veljkoangelovski5349 3 жыл бұрын
* fortifications and camps all over the place for some reason *
@tianshi2006
@tianshi2006 2 жыл бұрын
Not all Caesar, known for his sonic like speed, went across the water too early, losing many many triemes and troops needlessly. One of his very few tactical mistakes few know. He bossed mutinous legions though ie his favoured 10th
@ryanelliott71698
@ryanelliott71698 4 жыл бұрын
Omg this battle is like a comedy show. It’s just too perfect
@Serioussux
@Serioussux 4 жыл бұрын
"Its hard to imagine how they could possibly screw this up, unless they turned on each other or something. But why would they do a stupid thing like that?" - Man, i cant wait for the sequel! :D
@paigeconnelly4244
@paigeconnelly4244 4 жыл бұрын
Man, I was so disappointed that the usual ending music didn't play at the end of the video. Fantastic video as per usual, I just miss the old outro music. It suits your channel and videos so well!
@jonathanskinner7647
@jonathanskinner7647 4 жыл бұрын
Civis: the battle was a draw Caesar in heaven: unacceptable! UNACCEPTABLE!
@ourowndevices5907
@ourowndevices5907 4 жыл бұрын
Caesar ain't in heaven if there is one
@ToughCheese
@ToughCheese 4 жыл бұрын
@@ourowndevices5907 Why not?
@jyanbei
@jyanbei 4 жыл бұрын
Majestic BreadDX not a religious man myself but im game, so lets start with the entirety of western Europe..
@Wallyworld30
@Wallyworld30 4 жыл бұрын
@@ToughCheese I'm fairly sure that no matter what god that you prey to if you commit genocide you are automatically banished from heaven. Caesar is in the same afterlife club as Hitler and King Leopold II.
@vaderbuckeye36
@vaderbuckeye36 4 жыл бұрын
he's in Elysium, with all of the other great Romans up through Majorian.
@danielmaurer1572
@danielmaurer1572 3 жыл бұрын
We're anxiously awaiting your newest installment to this one, HC! Bring it on!
@danielmaurer1572
@danielmaurer1572 3 жыл бұрын
That is, the next in this series.
@TRDario
@TRDario 4 жыл бұрын
I will never not be excited when I get a notification for one of your videos.
@eugenefros9655
@eugenefros9655 3 жыл бұрын
Hey! Dude, your videos are incredible. I had to finally give in to my conscience and pledge a little on Patreon for all the incredible content you've posted over the last few years. Can't wait for the next one, as always.
@QuestionEverythingButWHY
@QuestionEverythingButWHY 4 жыл бұрын
“It is not enough to win a war; it is more important to organize the peace.” ― Aristotle
@georgewilson7432
@georgewilson7432 4 жыл бұрын
Aristotle knew a thing or two.
@pez4
@pez4 4 жыл бұрын
I saw you comment this exact thing on a video yesterday lmao
@erilobar
@erilobar 4 жыл бұрын
Sheesh, if only the triumvirs had some fantastic orator or statesman to erode the support of the assassins... isn't that right, Anthony?
@Tyrantk2007
@Tyrantk2007 4 жыл бұрын
that same orator supported those assassins, hands go chop chop
@jimmehjimmson8876
@jimmehjimmson8876 4 жыл бұрын
@@peach5438 He is talking about how backwards and politically disadvantageous the assassination of Orecic was.
@LuizAlexPhoenix
@LuizAlexPhoenix 4 жыл бұрын
@@peach5438 I think the spelt cicero backwards, which is ironic since Cicero was already backwards in his own days, trying to fight for the stagnant republic of oligarchs.
@austintracy764
@austintracy764 4 жыл бұрын
@@jimmehjimmson8876 Lol clever
@themiband0598
@themiband0598 4 жыл бұрын
Why would Antony let Cicero, the one who supported the assasins, rejoiced at Caesar's death and publicly criticized the Caesarians live?
@judsonwall8615
@judsonwall8615 3 жыл бұрын
Amazing episode. This and Caesar’s assassination are your two masterpieces
@selfawaretrashcan4594
@selfawaretrashcan4594 4 жыл бұрын
There goes my morning productivity
@juliuscaesar8925
@juliuscaesar8925 4 жыл бұрын
It's Night for me
@eivindmosesen767
@eivindmosesen767 4 жыл бұрын
@@juliuscaesar8925 one would have thought that you lived in Italy though
@juliuscaesar8925
@juliuscaesar8925 4 жыл бұрын
@@eivindmosesen767 India
@anon-e-mouse
@anon-e-mouse 4 жыл бұрын
Get likes so I can too
@Charles-In-Charge
@Charles-In-Charge 4 жыл бұрын
Yoo same here
@JRMusic933
@JRMusic933 4 жыл бұрын
"The concept of economics hadn't been invented yet, and it shows" lmao
@alphamikeomega5728
@alphamikeomega5728 4 жыл бұрын
Literally not stonks
@pez4
@pez4 4 жыл бұрын
Roman tax collection was poopoo
@Urpuss
@Urpuss 4 жыл бұрын
@@alphamikeomega5728 No stonks? Why live ;_;
@MillenniumRP
@MillenniumRP 4 жыл бұрын
@@pez4 Augustus will fix that ;)
@IndieGinge
@IndieGinge 3 жыл бұрын
@@pez4 didn't they basically subcontract it to the guy who they thought would get them the most $? Or was that another ancient society's incredibly stupid way of doing things?
@mariosgers
@mariosgers 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I am addicted to watching Historia Civilis. You, sir, have gained a loyal patron!
@feynstein1004
@feynstein1004 4 жыл бұрын
Historia Civilis: Giving new meaning to the phrase, " *You're such a Square* " since 2014 CE.
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme2046
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme2046 4 жыл бұрын
:)
@jabronjunklove760
@jabronjunklove760 4 жыл бұрын
I know, right. I can't even eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch with enthusiasm anymore. Thanks, HC.
@VAWM.
@VAWM. 4 жыл бұрын
Wealthy Roman citizens: "Why should we pay taxes when we don't have full political rights?" Poor provincials who have no political rights and whose homes and families have been looted to pay for the Roman state: "Are we a joke to you?" Also, Brutus, you might be right about Marc Antony, but Octavian? He's uh... he's going to be remembered for something else.
@timothymclean
@timothymclean 4 жыл бұрын
If only there was a Carolus Marxius there, inspiring them to seize the means of latifundium.
@incanusolorin2607
@incanusolorin2607 4 жыл бұрын
Timothy McLean Hahahaha Carolus Maximus
@timothymclean
@timothymclean 4 жыл бұрын
​@@incanusolorin2607 Marxius. Turns out, there aren't any genuine Roman names that sound much like "Karl" _or_ "Marx". ("Carolus" is the _medieval_ Latin form of "Charles," and Marxius is Marius with an 'x'.)
@incanusolorin2607
@incanusolorin2607 4 жыл бұрын
Timothy McLean Wow I though you had just “latinized” Marx’s name. I’m impressed.
@timothymclean
@timothymclean 4 жыл бұрын
@@incanusolorin2607 To be fair, I didn't _not_ do that.
@ashgames417
@ashgames417 4 жыл бұрын
Just imagine what Caesar could do with 17 legions.
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme2046
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme2046 3 жыл бұрын
2 of them fighting 2 of them desperately trying to find food 13 of them building walls
@freewyvern707
@freewyvern707 3 жыл бұрын
@@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme2046 just imagine how many walls he could build
@moedictatornoriega8475
@moedictatornoriega8475 2 жыл бұрын
Better than the great wall of china
@masterexploder9668
@masterexploder9668 Жыл бұрын
1 legion chilling as reserve.
@sarasamaletdin4574
@sarasamaletdin4574 Жыл бұрын
He could have built a wall around Parthia
@The105ODST
@The105ODST 4 жыл бұрын
The man, the myth, the legend came back with an upload.
@alexandrub8786
@alexandrub8786 4 жыл бұрын
13:27 "The most dangerous thing on the battlefield is a junior officer with a compass and a map"-Lady general Jenit Sulla
@thaileinh9877
@thaileinh9877 4 жыл бұрын
I honestly would never expected a Cain reference. Anywhere, let alone here.
@cariocaemfuria3946
@cariocaemfuria3946 3 жыл бұрын
Love your videos. Really wandering why they are becoming rare lately. Hope you don't give up on us. Salutations from Brazil!
@Gekkibi
@Gekkibi 4 жыл бұрын
The last time I came this early, Macedon was still great.
@macedonianfighter6987
@macedonianfighter6987 4 жыл бұрын
@RavnDream So this is the earliest you have ever been?
@germanyballwork5301
@germanyballwork5301 4 жыл бұрын
@@macedonianfighter6987 username and pfp checks out lmao, also Alexandrian and Constantinian restorations and Phyrric ambitions when?
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