"Ich lasse mir doch nicht mein Schiff unter dem Arsch wegschießen Feuererlaubnis!" - Some roman boat king, probably
@treeyee97904 жыл бұрын
incredible
@tyrannicfool25034 жыл бұрын
The first battle of Phillipi is probably the weirdest battle I have heard of: 1) the battle starts by accident 2) Brutus flanks his enemy BY ACCIDENT 3) Brutus breaks his enemy but can’t take advantage of it because his troops decide to stay looting the enemy camp 4) Anthony breaks his enemy by accident 5) Cassius kills himself because he noticed cavalry approaching..... it was allied cavalry
@pandasniper14 жыл бұрын
luck does play some importance in battle
@thelurkingrogue24424 жыл бұрын
Cassius Spelled as Decimus,I need to put that there
@tyrannicfool25034 жыл бұрын
Neil Myron Quintos sorry I confused the names
@doomdrake1234 жыл бұрын
1 and 3 were soooo common.
@kspfan0014 жыл бұрын
Anyone who has been in combat will tell you that plans fall apart upon contact with the enemy, instincts and/or training takes over, and at all times you can just get killed at random and there is nothing you can do to try and make sense of it. We really only hear about the exceptions to this, where uniquely talented officers & generals leverage extremely well disciplined & trained troops to pull off the maneuvers & victories we read about. However, throughout pre-modern history (and into today somewhat), much of human warfare has been waged by inbred nobles or entitled incompetents of ruling class. Typically surrounded by supporting leadership valued for it's mediocrity and inability to threaten the status quo, with poorly disciplined & trained conscripts, criminals, slaves etc and maybe a handful of decent veterans or mercenaries. Most battles boil down to two mobs of people being forced to kill each other by incompetents until one gives up or is destroyed. This gets even worse in modern war when people will likely get killed by something they never even saw coming (bomb/artillery/surprise gunfire). What I am trying to say is that Phillipi isn't that unusual if we consider what most battles were like. We are spoiled by focusing so much on the genius & glory of the few ppl & armies that were really successful at warfare into imaging that all warfare must be like that.
@Jay-ln1co4 жыл бұрын
"This is known as the Second Battle of Philippi, because it was the second battle, and because it was near Philippi." See, this is the cutting edge historical knowledge you just don't get elsewhere.
@aurelia80284 жыл бұрын
@@ModalSoul what?
@TheHesseJames4 жыл бұрын
@Pol bald isn't it?
@dibaldgyfm99334 жыл бұрын
Thought the same and had a laugh. I guess that was the intention from Historia-Civilis! :D :D :D ☻
@redditor0013 жыл бұрын
Historia Civilis:**Slaps top of history of roman campaigns** H.C: you can fit *two* Plillipian battles in this bad boy
@veljkoangelovski53493 жыл бұрын
god dammn
@N0ahface4 жыл бұрын
Some say that after this battle Roman engineers were able to make aqueducts flow uphill for the next 20 years, powered solely by Caesar and Pompey spinning in their graves.
@starplays37183 жыл бұрын
Yeah fucking hell, watching Caesar and Pompey, heck even the Gauls (let's forget about Crassus) fight was like watching strategic geniuses, the likes of Scipio and Hannibal. And then in the second roman civil war I was already suspicious when there were a total of almost 40 legions in total, like bruh imagine if they had come together then and just attacked the rest of the world.
@BatCostumeGuy3 жыл бұрын
@@starplays3718 40 legions? Holy cow, they could've just stream rolled Parthia with that many soldiers.
@veljkoangelovski53493 жыл бұрын
shit that is the funniest and smartest joke ever made
@starplays37183 жыл бұрын
@@BatCostumeGuy This time it was Crassus's turn to spin in his grave.
@critter300020013 жыл бұрын
@@BatCostumeGuy imagine if the Mark Antony and done that with the survivors as a victory lap.
@JRMusic9334 жыл бұрын
I've gotten so used to following Caesar and his practically impeccable tactics, so watching two (I guess four?) armies blunder about like this is pretty jarring.
@HistoriaCivilis4 жыл бұрын
lol same
@joaopedroalmeidacaetano16194 жыл бұрын
I was expecting some king of wall being built around the enemy, but all i got was a really big brawl.
@TheAustronaut034 жыл бұрын
@Domantas propably one of the reasons Ceasar was so surprised at his political incompetence.
@ethanalspencer72944 жыл бұрын
You could even see Antony was kinda going for the good ol' "lets just build a wall around em" strat.
@nobblkpraetorian56234 жыл бұрын
Where was Agrippa in this? Did he contribute to the battle?
@megad70604 жыл бұрын
Glad hes continuing with the end of the republic. Most history youtubers like to drop it after Caesar dies. Augustus' story deserves more retelling than just HBO
@JayKayDanks4 жыл бұрын
I couldn't even make it to Julius Caesar's death, they were doing Cleopatra so dirty
@AndrewTheFrank4 жыл бұрын
Most historian youtubers stop at the death of Caesar so that the virtues of Brutus can be remembered.
@TheDavid224 жыл бұрын
@@JayKayDanks how so? I thought they made her a shrewd political player
@ugojlachapelle4 жыл бұрын
@@AndrewTheFrank I see what you did there.
@thewayfarer88494 жыл бұрын
I find this period more interesting honestly
@rickkcir21514 жыл бұрын
One of the most important battles in Roman history, can be summed up as “what the hell is happening, there’s so many people and I have dust in my eyes”
@veljkoangelovski53493 жыл бұрын
"also why did cassius kill himself after he got backup! and where is my COFFIE"
@laurakastrup Жыл бұрын
There’s actually multiple battles in Roman history that could be summarised like that, the battle of Cannae, the battle of Carrhae and the battle of Philippi
@Immigrantlovesamerica Жыл бұрын
Ever heard of the "haze of war"?? That's exactly what it is. Ask any soldier you meet if they were ever NOT confused during battle.
@cormacb2326 Жыл бұрын
@@laurakastrup Not really. Hannibal had a plan and it worked. Varro had a plan and it failed. No one had any plan in this shitshow.
@bkjeong4302 Жыл бұрын
@@laurakastrup I’d think Cannae and Carrhae are more summed up as “FUCK FUCK FUCK” from the Roman perspective.
@georgewilson74324 жыл бұрын
"Why would they do such a stupid thing?" This should be the preface to every history book.
@allanlank4 жыл бұрын
Too true.
@psikogeek4 жыл бұрын
...and political science book.......
@zealousdoggo4 жыл бұрын
And just humanity in general
@attalan87324 жыл бұрын
Trial and error. Don't be cynical, be proud of how far we've come. But don't forget how far we have to go.
@hippophile4 жыл бұрын
...and to the next video in this great series!! :))
@bf3playstyles4 жыл бұрын
You can tell marc antony had served under caesar because he immediately started building fortifications lol.
@gabrielcastilho41683 жыл бұрын
I was like: holy shit, another building race Last one was like what? 30Km of walls? Haha
@veljkoangelovski53493 жыл бұрын
it is the roman wae
@Zarafin3 жыл бұрын
@@veljkoangelovski5349 Do you know da wae?
@TheLouisianan3 жыл бұрын
Ceaser first saw how useful Antony was at Alesia, but I do always notice that too. They love some fortifications.
@danielblanken45233 жыл бұрын
@@TheLouisianan they in the builder class fo sho
@spamhonx564 жыл бұрын
The romans apparently were also unable to have more than 20 units in a stack.
@disiesgroto18814 жыл бұрын
Just further proof at the complete historic accuracy of the Total War games.
@MrJacobkoh4 жыл бұрын
🤣hahahaha. I remembered that!
@TheEnergizer944 жыл бұрын
Altough in Total War they are half sized cohorts, not even amounting to one legion. I tried a mod with historical unit sizes but my god the fps goes down the drain
@KaguroDraven3 жыл бұрын
@@TheEnergizer94 Rome 1 had accurate Cohort sizes at max unit size. 160 units. Each Century had 80 fighting men, and thus Cohorts were 160.
@sdhutusice63143 жыл бұрын
@@KaguroDraven You mistake that with maniples. 2 centuries = 1 maniple. 6 centuries = 1 cohort
@hamd83754 жыл бұрын
The lord of the squares cometh! Rejoice! Rejoice!
@Dave_Sisson4 жыл бұрын
Yes, his work is wonderful to behold, but it's not quite as good without the jaunty monophonic synth tune at the end. :-(
@BICfootball924 жыл бұрын
Hazaaah hazaaah!!!!!
@MrDUneven4 жыл бұрын
Gaudete!
@jamescusack65114 жыл бұрын
*Rejoicing sounds*
@DominicGreen4324 жыл бұрын
Dave Sisson do you know what that bit is called? Really like it
@germania53742 жыл бұрын
Brutus: "I will be remembered for my virtue." 2000 years later: *The term Brutus is synonymous with betrayal*
@insomnius34472 жыл бұрын
I would say his legacy is pretty contestet. While Dante famously put him next to judas and cassius in the deepest part of the hell, voltaire, for example, praised him for standing up against tyranny.
@ultra-papasmurf Жыл бұрын
@@insomnius3447 the main positives ive seen from his legacy are from people who are in love with the Roman republic more then people who admire Brutus himself, this video alone show cases how unsavory he was offering to let the legions burn, loot and rape Roman cities with roman civilians and civilians under roman protection isnt really all that great and ideallic
@togekiss09 Жыл бұрын
And correct me if I'm getting the facts wrong but his name in Spanish is "bruto" which usually means "stupid"
@Derna1804 Жыл бұрын
@@togekiss09 The Brutus family name comes from Lucius Junius Brutus who founded the Roman republic by pretending to be stupid so the tyrant Tarquinius Superbus wouldn't suspect him of being dangerous and kill him, then inciting a revolution at the first good opportunity. The Roman legend was that he carried a walking stick made from a gnarled piece of wood with a gold rod hidden inside.
@jacobbeitner8796 Жыл бұрын
What a bruh moment right there
@rin_etoware_29894 жыл бұрын
brutus, after allowing his soldiers to sack two Roman cities after they win Philippi: *VIRTUE, GENTLEMEN. I AM VIRTUOUS.*
@jarradscarborough79154 жыл бұрын
just goes to show, people are usually blind to themselves
@ruanpingshan4 жыл бұрын
I just don't get why Antony insisted that Brutus had noble intentions even after Philippi. He was alleged to have stabbed Caesar in the groin, after all (revenge for Caesar boning Brutus' mother?). Also, didn't Brutus' father-in-law take up arms against Caesar and then brutally commit suicide when he lost?
@zaleost4 жыл бұрын
I believe that this is largely one of those situations where you have such a strong distain for the people you are fighting against that through your eyes anything done to thwart them is seen as just. Really its just fooling yourself in to believing you're the good guy despite doing things that are just as bad the "bad guy" you want to take down.
@darkseidshrike61654 жыл бұрын
ruanpingshan Yes he did. And he decided to side with the guy that executed his father (Pompey) against Ceasar.
@LocalBaron4 жыл бұрын
At least he died a happy man, it's the only thing one can hope for in life
@phrophetsamgames4 жыл бұрын
Brutus: promises his army that they could sack Roman cities* Also Brutus: I will be remembered for my virtue!
@WaterShowsProd4 жыл бұрын
Winds up being remembered for stabbing his friend and adopted kin in the, er... back.
@dukecity76884 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing. I am old and dropped out of school in 9th grade. It is wonderful to learn and it's also fun.
@NovaHessia4 жыл бұрын
@@64standardtrickyness The problem is not looting cities. The problem is looting *your own* cities. Cities that had already surrendered to Roman authority, so as to not get sacked and plundered. What Brutus promised was betrayal, plain and simply, and that was considered one of the worst sins back then. Worse than just plundering by itself.
@numalesoybea13484 жыл бұрын
@@WaterShowsProd he did it to save Rome
@michaelferrell79244 жыл бұрын
@@numalesoybea1348 as if Rome could have or even needed to be saved
@christopherg23474 жыл бұрын
"Did you save Cassius?" "Well, he comitted suicide when he saw us coming..."
@adamantdane38963 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine lol
@sntslilhlpr66013 жыл бұрын
@@adamantdane3896 lol probably should've used different colors.
@Guitcad13 жыл бұрын
FAAAAAAAIL!!!
@LuizAlexPhoenixАй бұрын
@@adamantdane3896 I would have riden into Anthony's camp just to avoid reporting that shit.
@TheSecondVersion4 жыл бұрын
Good lord, it's like all the intelligence in Rome died with Caesar and Cicero
@marktulo4 жыл бұрын
Like kids in a sandbox
@Cicero824 жыл бұрын
Vito C because it did until Octavian grew a pair
@wizard6804 жыл бұрын
Tbf it kinda did. LOTS of people died before this happened
@wizard6804 жыл бұрын
@Lovecraft this is honestly a good question. We need a roman historian in the chat to help us out
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme20464 жыл бұрын
When one of Sulla's supporters that became a reformer (Crassus) died and Caesar's Daughter died - Some intelligence died (End of first triumvirate) When Another one of Sulla's supporters that became a reformer that went back to the Optimates (Pompey) died, so did some more When Pompey's 4th father in law (Caesar died) - Almost all the intelligence in Rome died When Caesar's mistress's brother's brother in law's brother (Cicero) died- No longer was their any intelligence in Rome
@merrittanimation77214 жыл бұрын
Hortensia: "NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION!" Mark Antony: "You're a couple millennia too early for that."
@georgewu40514 жыл бұрын
and here I thought feminism started in the suffrage movements
@assassain04254 жыл бұрын
American eagle screaming in the background
@josue_mejia4 жыл бұрын
@@assassain0425 *Roman Eagle Standard screaming in the background
@RexGalilae4 жыл бұрын
@@georgewu4051 This is a reference to the American call for independence, not feminism. Back then, rich women enjoyed much better lives than the Middle Class working women that become instrumental to the feminist movement
@radiocalico91244 жыл бұрын
@Dani Al BASED
@a.h.tvideomapping42934 жыл бұрын
>Assassinate Julius Caesar to depose a tyrant >Accidentally make him a god instead
@veljkoangelovski53493 жыл бұрын
/task failed sucsesfully/
@piggyblitz44043 жыл бұрын
Lorgar be like
@jacobkleinsasser56583 жыл бұрын
1. Assassinate Caesar. 2. ? 3. Profit.
@carval513 жыл бұрын
let be honest ransacking city to raise an army is it not the act of a tyrant themself?
@jerm702 жыл бұрын
@@carval51 At that point Caesar was an enemy of Rome. You can't be a tyrant when you are dealing with an enemy threat in a cruel manner.
@BongoDrumme4 жыл бұрын
ALL RIGHT BOYS CLEAR YOUR SCHEDULES HISTORIA CIVILIS JUST CAME OUT WITH ANOTHER BANGER !!!
@dimesonhiseyes91344 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure what this means but that doesn't mean I don't want to be involved
@Cicero824 жыл бұрын
Good thing I don’t have to drive right now. Productivity have been shot to zero.
@DCdabest4 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple pleb. I see Historia Civilis. I click Ave.
@uri_9158.4 жыл бұрын
DCdabest Nah, you're not a pleb. Everyone that watches Historia Civilis are patricians.
@EthanDyTioco4 жыл бұрын
Jotarô Kujo every man a patrician
@procrastinator994 жыл бұрын
@@uri_9158. I like the way you think.
@ablus4 жыл бұрын
@@EthanDyTioco Hueyus Longinus
@pepijnkruiswijk21824 жыл бұрын
I would really like to know more on Sulla's period. He's a bit overshadowed because of Ceasars tims, but I know nothing of this cruel dictator Sulla.
@federicoarmada87753 жыл бұрын
This
@Hugh_Morris3 жыл бұрын
From all I've read Sulla wasn't cruel. He murdered political opponents yes, but so did Marius when he killed Sulla's supporters. Marius was a "man of the people" and so doesn't get painted with the same brush as Sulla, despite being just as devious.
@federicoarmada87753 жыл бұрын
@@splatm4n8 It's not the same without the squares
@splatm4n83 жыл бұрын
@@federicoarmada8775 true
@FlyLikeATachyon3 жыл бұрын
Dan Carlin’s “Death Throes of The Republic” covers the period before Caesar very well.
@KingsandGenerals4 жыл бұрын
Nice!
@juliuscaesar89254 жыл бұрын
Kings and Generals didn't expect to see you here.
@KingsandGenerals4 жыл бұрын
@@juliuscaesar8925 why not? Historia Civilis is OG.
@anvl864 жыл бұрын
@@KingsandGenerals A collab with Historia Civilis would be epic!
@bihanj52844 жыл бұрын
Antoine Vl hell yea
@a.h.tvideomapping42934 жыл бұрын
No u
@TheShadowOfMars4 жыл бұрын
Brutus: I will be remembered as a virtuous man Dante: Brutus suffers eternally in Lucifer's gnashing jaws at the absolute deepest point of Hell
@incanusolorin26074 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Dante even puts Ulysses in Hell. There is no winning with that guy.
@c0sselburn4 жыл бұрын
@@incanusolorin2607 Ulysses is in the "best" part of Hell though. The first layer is devoid of torment and is reserved for virtuous people who lived before the birth of Jesus and thus could not be Christians but since they didn't do anything bad enough to warrant eternal punishment they just kinda chill in the void.
@incanusolorin26074 жыл бұрын
Mahesvara That’s not where Ulysses is. He is tortured by being constantly set on fire with the false counselors. Ps: I only know the correct names in Italian. I’m sorry if “false counselors” isn’t the right translation of “consiglieri fraudolenti”.
@c0sselburn4 жыл бұрын
@@incanusolorin2607 Now that I think about it I believe I got Ulysses and Achilles mixed up
@Moonlitwatersofaqua4 жыл бұрын
I like to think that at least in the modern day people think more fondly of Brutus. Dante was a Roman empire stan, he hated the greeks, hated the catholic church, was a monarchist, and it shows. The guy is an apex of projecting your political opinions into your writing. The other guy who famously wrote about Brutus is Shakespeare. He was also a monarchist but he was far kinder to Brutus. Imagine if an American writer wrote a dramatic story about Rome. I feel they would remember Brutus as Brutus wanted to be remembered.
@SurvivorMaster2 жыл бұрын
Hortensia's speech is a really great piece of historical literature, I'm glad you read it.
@chrisjenkins37674 жыл бұрын
Imagine the damage they could do if julius caesar and labienus had 19 legions to control
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme20464 жыл бұрын
Ha ha! Yes - imagine
@endlesshalcyon4 жыл бұрын
They could’ve conquered all of Europe, especially if they had veteran legions. The real question is how long that territory will last, because we all know what happens when an empire overextends itself by a long shot. Nothing ends well. I also think that it would be kind of pointless to extend so, so far. There would be too many places that would be a deadweight to Rome. Augustus’ policy of keeping Rome’s borders as is and not extending further was, I think, the right call. Trajan would expand the empire further during his reign as emperor, but Mesopotamia especially was a burden on Rome that it couldn’t bear, which is the main reason why Hadrian left and reverted back to Augustus’ policy. Sure, it would be cool to conquer Europe and maybe even Arabia and the Parthians, but it wouldn’t be all that good for the Romans in the long run.
@jahbama62023 жыл бұрын
God, I miss competent generals
@veljkoangelovski53493 жыл бұрын
yeh they would split the mountain in half
@KaaptnIglo2 жыл бұрын
or maybe they could have but did not want to, because it is really hard to sustain/manage (as shown by the above)? Caesar has proved time and time again that a small experienced force can easily defeat a large army.From there, it seems wiser to keep a relatively small force.
@phrophetsamgames4 жыл бұрын
Red Square: I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move Red Square: gets declared a god*
@assassain04254 жыл бұрын
Make this an actual meme. Like the template make it this communities meme.
@thomasmay62154 жыл бұрын
I find it amazing that Brutus, prior to committing suicide, thought he would be remembered as a righteous man. Yet, when Dante wrote the Inferno, Brutus and Cassius are the two people in the mouth of Satan along with Judas --- the man who betrayed Christ. Like, you could not be more wrong about how you are remembered.
@julianapattison4785 Жыл бұрын
Fr, esp as octavian is vaguely remebered as the heroic first emperor of Rome
@4rumani Жыл бұрын
@@julianapattison4785By who?
@richmont955711 ай бұрын
I consider cassius a hero. Brutus is an incompetent man
@zxylo78610 ай бұрын
Who cares about what Dante thought.
@occam73829 ай бұрын
@@zxylo786, he is kind of the creator of our modern conception of Hell, and somewhat contributed to the creation of the modern Italian language. So... a lot of people.
@MrSamulai4 жыл бұрын
Caesar was playing 4D chess with his enemies. I don't know what these guys were doing, but I'm pretty sure someone ate the rulebook.
@Cicero824 жыл бұрын
MrSamulai they tried to win on a Draw 4 in Uno.
@HolyKhaaaaan4 жыл бұрын
"Numbers! Sheer numbers!"
@blither46564 жыл бұрын
"Hey let's tax HALF of all from yield what could go wrong"
@blither46564 жыл бұрын
Farm* not from
@leonardofranzinribeiro42204 жыл бұрын
@@doomdrake123 I mean, i hate that guy, but he was definitely a great strategist. Though he did get Lucky many times.
@FireFox23824 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when he said Brutus accidentally flanked Octavian's army. How do you accidentally win a battle xD
@program42154 жыл бұрын
When both sides are so poorly led that's basically the only outcome. It is pretty funny
@lathrael71524 жыл бұрын
That's Brutus for you.
@will2003michael20034 жыл бұрын
Happens more often then any general would ever want to admit.
@kalebburris64254 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, me too
@anthonycampbell974 жыл бұрын
is there a list of accidentally-won battles?
@nostro19403 жыл бұрын
Legend says that History Civilis is waiting for Senator Aquila's approval to upload the next video
@Rocklahaulle3 жыл бұрын
Massively underrated comment 😂😂
@brianreinboldjr3 жыл бұрын
@@Rocklahaulle only the real ones respect this comment lol
@danielblanken45233 жыл бұрын
@@brianreinboldjr real real ones know it’s actually Tribune Aquila
@nostro19403 жыл бұрын
@@danielblanken4523 he is still a senator
@eldorados_lost_searcher2 жыл бұрын
@@nostro1940 Well, Aquila is certainly not *a CONSUL OF ROME!*
@aveioacosta3714 жыл бұрын
"Roman legions being incompetent" "Caesar turning in his grave so hard he causes earthquakes"
@hydrogenatom46244 жыл бұрын
Don't read my username.
@VasilyKiryanov4 жыл бұрын
Caesar spent YEARS building up his legions' competence. And his commanders' too.
@ThiagoSilveira14 жыл бұрын
So now I know why Vesuvius erupted
@LordIsrafel4 жыл бұрын
The earthquakes cause choppy waves. The sailors, terrified at how much larger the waves were than the weather should allow, believe it to be a sign from the gods and throw Brutus's head into the sea.
@phrophetsamgames4 жыл бұрын
Don't Read My Profile Picture that was incredibly awesome
@MrEggsauce4 жыл бұрын
On a previous episode of Historia Civilis: "...Brutis's first instinct seems to always be to wait, which is an alarming trait for a leader." Current episode: "I CHOOSE TO WAIT"
@Moonlitwatersofaqua4 жыл бұрын
I'm willing to wait for it~ >:)
@Chicanery_Artifice3 жыл бұрын
@ShoeUnited Brutus's*
@Nodim1er2 жыл бұрын
Shocking!
@Mrqwerty21093 жыл бұрын
These videos are some of the best content on the internet and they are literally just a man talking about a bunch of squares.
@tonyv23733 жыл бұрын
But they are all different colors and are so cute
@veljkoangelovski53493 жыл бұрын
shit you are right
@Jesse__H4 жыл бұрын
I'm digging that "Slightly More Historically Accurate Senate Building Glam Up" 👉😊👉
@acebalistic13584 жыл бұрын
Jesse H. Same
@HistoriaCivilis4 жыл бұрын
After cutting to the Senate for the 10,000th time, I figured that "Lazy Senate Background" finally had to go.
@acebalistic13584 жыл бұрын
Historia Civilis I shall miss the old senate house, but I guess it’s for the best.
@yochaiwyss38434 жыл бұрын
@@HistoriaCivilis technically we can say it's after renovation post burning down
@thepaintpad98174 жыл бұрын
@@HistoriaCivilis I like the old one more, but it's for the best.
@jonjameson26294 жыл бұрын
The irony is Brutus probably ended up killing himself with the same hand he used to murder Julius Caesar.
@MillenniumRP4 жыл бұрын
Funny how everybody but Octavian was stabbed to death.
@MillenniumRP4 жыл бұрын
@off baperan Octavian was the Imperator.
@snappysnoot75404 жыл бұрын
I think he fell on his sword
@natanshick3 жыл бұрын
@@MillenniumRP Dude spoilers
@AudieHolland3 жыл бұрын
@Garren *Augustus:* "Octavian? Who?"
@Samdaman7474 жыл бұрын
Little cubes should not display so much emotion but here we are. Amazing how clear the story is with a few colors, very well done. The binge has been real with this channel and I've loved every minute of it.
@samuelsisk11614 жыл бұрын
Brutus: “Happy Birthday! Here are some horsies!” Cassius: “Kill me immediately”
@samuelsisk11614 жыл бұрын
a10001110101 this is an amazing community
@frodoswaggins31324 жыл бұрын
F
@yang_zhao4 жыл бұрын
what about some unicorns?
@the_rover14 жыл бұрын
parthian commander to marcus crassus: have some horsies and flying pointy sticks! crassus: quick, run onto the hill!
@amcghie74 жыл бұрын
What can I say, the guy just really didn't like horses...
@nemanjaarbutina86714 жыл бұрын
Rome: Makes Caesar a God Tribune Aquila: I do not approve of this
@radrook44814 жыл бұрын
Were they actually attacking those women under Hortensia? LOL!
@cdcdrr4 жыл бұрын
@Carlos Adrián Aguirre Julius Caesar: Memelord of Antiquity
@i_bee_slate3 жыл бұрын
ok guys tribune aquilla says no so caesar isnt a god amymore
@ECHOFOXTROT2893 жыл бұрын
LMAOO
@hedgehog31803 жыл бұрын
The real joke is that in about 400 years someone else with a name starting with A will not approve of this and he'll actually get his way.
@N0ahface4 жыл бұрын
All I could think about during the battle was how much Caesar would've wiped the floor with them. It probably would have been one of his most celebrated victories too, beating 17 legions with probably hardly any casualties.
@alejomandafull3 жыл бұрын
let's be honest all those legions would've defected to caesar before any actual blows
@hihi-nm3uy2 жыл бұрын
@@alejomandafull they wouldnt defect because they’d already be on caesar’s side the battle would cease to exist because no competition would occur
@alejomandafull2 жыл бұрын
@@hihi-nm3uy yeah we can see that we're talking about a what if if caesar had to face an army that big
@Saurophaganax1931 Жыл бұрын
Caesar could have brought just his 9 legions against their 17 just to make it somewhat fair.
@KaiHung-wv3ul Жыл бұрын
@@Saurophaganax1931 "Sir they outnumber us 2 to 1!" "Then it's a fair fight."
@georgewu40514 жыл бұрын
Phillippi: A battle where Antony is miraculously the highest stat general
@squiglemcsquigle84144 жыл бұрын
Horrifying
@Paddythelaad4 жыл бұрын
They are sorely missing good generals, or at least not appointing those that deserve it. Who still alive would have been better? Caesar, Labienus, Pompey (both opposite side I know) were gone and for some reason Lepidus was left in Italy. Antony wasn't that bad tho right? I heard some flaws but Caesar seemed to mostly approve of him and he did well on a ~micro level in Alesia.
@VAWM.4 жыл бұрын
@@Paddythelaad I imagine Lepidus was left behind because he was the most competent administrator of the three. Antony demonstrated his political incompetence when Caesar left him in charge of Rome, and a good portion of the city still hated him for it. Octavian was young and an unknown quantity at that point. The Triumvirs might have thought the morale boost the troops would get for being lead by "The Son of Caesar" would be better than any administrative skills Octavian possessed. Edited because somehow I wrote Labienus instead of Lepidus the first time.
@Paddythelaad4 жыл бұрын
@@VAWM. That was my thinking too. Lepidus left behind, I assume you meant that. Im mostly surprised the sub-commanders didn't do better on both sides.
@TheShadowOfMars4 жыл бұрын
@@VAWM. Anthony and Octavian bitterly mistrusted each other, but they both trusted Lepidus to honour the triumvirate agreement. The chaotic game-of-thrones from the last episode could resume at any moment if one of them had an army under his individual control and decided to backstab his rival. Leading an army jointly together was their way of preventing that.
@kaulquapil62804 жыл бұрын
I miss the old beat at the end
@bezahltersystemtroll50554 жыл бұрын
sameeee ;-;
@mosesracal67584 жыл бұрын
These dumb generals dont deserve the beats lmao
@Werelight4 жыл бұрын
We needs the beats.
@carolinef15084 жыл бұрын
I miss the Caesar square😪
@hansnase3644 жыл бұрын
I miss Cicero butting in.
@ThommyofThenn2 жыл бұрын
19:18 "The second battle of Philippi...so called because it was the second battle that took place near the area known as Philippi" you can tell this man is a real competent historian.
@TheMr774694 жыл бұрын
I was expecting the Octavian square to have little green squares coming out of him as her moved side to side on the ship.
@Spazmonkey6254 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't that mean he's vomiting people though?
@derekp22364 жыл бұрын
Vomiting Gauls probably they are normally green.
@yochaiwyss38434 жыл бұрын
@@derekp2236 or did he eat Cicero
@Zoey--4 жыл бұрын
@@derekp2236 I laughed far too hard at this mental image.
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme20464 жыл бұрын
@@yochaiwyss3843 Haw Haw Haw
@DensetsuVII4 жыл бұрын
*spoilers 21:15 "It's hard to imagine how they could screw this up, unless they turned on each other or something, but why would they do a stupid thing like that!" *Cleopatra has entered the chat
@procrastinator994 жыл бұрын
**Re-entered :)
@chaptap83764 жыл бұрын
*Cleopatra has been entered
@leonardofranzinribeiro42204 жыл бұрын
@@chaptap8376 Based
@Freezo909674 жыл бұрын
@@chaptap8376 hehehe
@_BirdOfGoodOmen4 жыл бұрын
@@chaptap8376 nice
@barkasz60664 жыл бұрын
Brutus and Cassius were holding out for that sweet book deal: “How to lose completely while having both the strategic and tactical advantage 101.”
@canpiv094 жыл бұрын
You know, the way you talk about Labienus, I'm getting the impression that "Caesar's right hand man" might have just been his first name.
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme20464 жыл бұрын
Servum Caesaris Labienus!
@thedumbdog19644 жыл бұрын
Wish it was my first name
@carolinef15084 жыл бұрын
@@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme2046 not gonna lie, that's beautiful. The Labienus-square might disagree
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme20464 жыл бұрын
@@carolinef1508 :)
@tigersharkwoo4 жыл бұрын
this was impresive levels of inconpetance
@jarradscarborough79154 жыл бұрын
*impressive *incompetence (irony or just not native to english?)
@current93004 жыл бұрын
I've always felt that accidents and incompetence makes for most interesting history, especially when people screwing up are given a victory they also screw up.
@acebalistic13584 жыл бұрын
Tigersharkwoo you got pinned gg
@HistoriaCivilis4 жыл бұрын
[Sheev.jpg] Ironic. [/Sheev.jpg]
@dorylaions4 жыл бұрын
why is this comment pinned? Is he doing a social experiment or something, lol?
@Kanner1113 жыл бұрын
Antony: "I have actually been in a battle before". Cassius: "I know several dudes who have been in a battle before." Brutus: *hurriedly leafing through Battles 101* "Okay thin line good thick line bad LETS GO GUYS." Octavian: "I have a note from my father excusing me from the battle." Also, Brutus not coming to help when it would be most useful is pretty much the whole vibe of the Republican Resistance.
@Wilahelm24 жыл бұрын
I actually feel a little bad for Octavian in this situation. The guy was not a brilliant general like Caesar was, his brilliance was in politics and administration. The thing is Octavian knew he was no good at this but because of Roman society had to pretend to be a soldier. Letting the actual soldiers do their thing and staying out of their way was the smart thing to do, especially when considering how Brutus ended up when he tried to play soldier.
@satriaputrapratama47034 жыл бұрын
"The graves are full with middling swordsmen, better not be swordman at all than to be a middling swordman" -Octavian
@Moonstar793 жыл бұрын
And then he got called loser by his team, but it’s fine, everyone liked Augustus I guess
@protonjones543 жыл бұрын
how is brutus "trying to play" soldier? he was literally forced into being a soldier in this situation
@Wilahelm23 жыл бұрын
@@protonjones54 Brutus loses my sympathy because he brought this on himself. He assassinates Caesar after he was pardoned by him and then just expects to be rewarded and cheered for his actions. He totally botches the post-assassination situation by always making the wrong choice. He was clearly no leader and always seemed to go for the choice that required the least amount of effort from himself. He was a spoiled rich kid who cruised through life and the only reason he was brought in on the conspiracy was because of his family name. Brutus seemed to think he was greater then he actually was while Octavian always seemed to have a clear view of what his own strengths and weaknesses were.
@piotrkarp95623 жыл бұрын
@@Wilahelm2 Coz Brutus is Kenobi of that story. All down for the Republic. Not all of them can be Vader.
@newname49414 жыл бұрын
All this incompetence makes me miss the good old days of Caesar vs Labienus or Pompey.
@synktrain4 жыл бұрын
You can really see the difference in discipline, Caesar's Legions would have attacked Antony instead of looting the camp.
@Darin8824 жыл бұрын
Caesar might've been a tyrant or dictator, but boy was he a good one.
@synktrain4 жыл бұрын
@@Darin882 It brings into perspective why Caesar initially kept those fresh legions in reserve. Pulling shit like this would have been unacceptable in this kind of engagement. Imagine if a legion fucked up like this at Alesia.
@lapisleafuli18174 жыл бұрын
@@synktrain truly. The only reason this battle was an actual competition was because everyone was on the same level of incompetence.
@rbrassey98534 жыл бұрын
And watching that made me miss the simpler days of Caesar vs Vercengetorix
@Macy_Freya4 жыл бұрын
Why is my adopted son such a wimp when it comes to fighting? I doubt he’ll ever come to anything.
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme20463 жыл бұрын
Boy do I have a story to tell you - But first - Was the time travel fun?
@DanishCamp3 жыл бұрын
Technically you never knew he was adopted as it happened after your death
@decimusausoniusmagnus57193 жыл бұрын
Should've adopted an heir that wasn't such a wimp.
@omnomnomnomm3 жыл бұрын
IMPERATORRR
@cursedmailman39993 жыл бұрын
@@DanishCamp Presumably he knew Octavian was his son when he was getting assassinated, since he had written in his will and probably knew he was going to die
@RGP43_4 жыл бұрын
Tribune Aquila does not approve this message
@a.h.tvideomapping42934 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna ask Tribune Aquila if I can say “go f*** yourself” to him
@madreel89384 жыл бұрын
They couldn’t ask him anymore at this point
@impii5524 жыл бұрын
OoOoooOOoOooh NoOoOoOoOoOoOo~
@DarthMeteos4 жыл бұрын
Tribune Aquila died in this video.
@luciuspontiusaquila-tribun54474 жыл бұрын
@@a.h.tvideomapping4293 Don't
@hannahrothwell8904 жыл бұрын
“The concept of economics had not been invented yet, and... it shows” lol
@Fronzel414 жыл бұрын
Politicians still try to squeeze the tax base to fund their pet schemes and are still surprised when it gets up and walks away. See California.
@couldbeanybody25084 жыл бұрын
@Ved Singh pre feudal rome was better than feudal Europe 😈😈😈😈
@couldbeanybody25084 жыл бұрын
@Ved Singh HAHAHAH bald
@couldbeanybody25084 жыл бұрын
@Ved Singh you are bald
@Leo-ip3yx4 жыл бұрын
@Ved Singh LOL HOLY SHIT HE REALLY IS BALD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@yiftacheliav10994 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the part where brutus and friends went up the mountains and just went on a four day of simply "living" and having fun made me smile... I mean, after so much turmoil, stress, death, war and loss, what better thing to do than have a 4 days bender of drinking and reciting greek poetry with your buddies?
@dam112324 жыл бұрын
Yeah but the whole time brutus knew he was gonna off himself Thats crazy
@yiftacheliav10994 жыл бұрын
@@dam11232 and that's what makes it even more poetic
@Ozymannaz2 жыл бұрын
Victory. Victory is better.
@yiftacheliav10992 жыл бұрын
@@Ozymannaz idk man, just more turmoil and political schemes to deal with...
@DarthFhenix55 Жыл бұрын
@@yiftacheliav1099I mean, Octavian won so much that nobody else was there to plot against him tbf.
@Vienna30804 жыл бұрын
So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous incompetency
@yamingoat4 жыл бұрын
Just Vienna this is a great quote lmfao
@arawn10614 жыл бұрын
It really hurts after seeing Caesars career
@BoxStudioExecutive4 жыл бұрын
What democracy?
@Vienna30804 жыл бұрын
Domanta Spot the 12 year old
@Desintyx24 жыл бұрын
*attempts to clap and misses each hand*
@erolaras72684 жыл бұрын
Does everybody here still miss Labienus or am I just weird? I was somewhat happy to hear his name in this video. Good night my sweet prince...
@endlesshalcyon4 жыл бұрын
Poor Labienus... I miss him too.
@carolinef15084 жыл бұрын
I really miss Labienus-square😪😍
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme20464 жыл бұрын
All the people I mess 1. Crassus (Died 53 BC, marking the end of the Triumvirate) - While many see him as a politician with no military talent - But like, he won so many before Carrhae 2. Labienus (Died 45 BC, marking the end of the Civil war) 3. Caesar (Died 44 BC, marking the end of the Republic) 4. Cicero (Died 43 BC, marking the end of all remaining chances of restoring the republic) When was Rome founded? 753 BC When was Rome lost? 753 AD When was the Roman empire destroyed? 474 AD When was the Roman empire Destroyed? 1456 AD When was the Roman empire destroyed? When brutes killed the man in charge When was the Roman kingdom destroyed? When Brutus killed the man in charge When was the Roman republic destroyed? When Brutus killed the man in charge When did Brutus kill the man in charge? in 509 BC When did Brutus kill the man in charge? In 44 BC When did brutes kill the man in charge? In 1453 AD Who was the first Roman ruler? Romulus Who was the first Roman emperor? Augustus Who was the last Emperor/Ruler? Romulus Augustulus Who was the last Roman Emperor/ruler? Constantine Augustus
@TheEnergizer944 жыл бұрын
I feel like more than one girl watches this channel and I think it's pretty cool
@sjsbviufvibwvuspi4 жыл бұрын
@@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme2046 no the guy in charge of the roman kingdom was banished not killed
@myownmusic81823 жыл бұрын
If Historia Civilis doesn't release another video soon, I'm going to Brutus myself
@oofnack3 жыл бұрын
he released a video on patrion. doubt he wouldn't
@kaizokujimbei1433 жыл бұрын
Please, don't... Brutulise yourself. xD
@artichokethejoke15634 жыл бұрын
3:17 amazing how they all live on one street, the drama must be beyond this world.
@mattthedoormat4 жыл бұрын
I waited almost 2 months for 20 minutes of Roman history. It was worth the wait.
@wyattrox034 жыл бұрын
Or you could become a patron and get access 10 days earlier
@HalfdanMCMX4 жыл бұрын
Last one Rome video came out 4 months ago :( It's been a long time, been a long time Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
@alexanderman10004 жыл бұрын
You should seek counseling. I used to be an imperium junkie myself. I still watch Rome during Trajan but i am clean.
@chaptap83764 жыл бұрын
After all the ingenuity that Julius Caesar pulled off, this is one of the funniest battles on this channel. It beats the heavy infantry who kept marching out of the battle.
@ΠαναγιωτηςΝταλας4 жыл бұрын
Ceaser in his grave must've been like: Why the f*ck am I going through another stroke, I'm already dead
@photon40764 жыл бұрын
The battle of the four idiots: Octavian and Cassius: normally not idiots but act like idiots during this battle Mark Anthony: normally an idiot but doesn't act like an idiot during this battle Brutus: normally an idiot, an idiot here as well
@proaaron5784 жыл бұрын
lool
@georgewu40514 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say if Antony is the highest stat general in this fight then Roma really has lost all their stars
@dyingearth4 жыл бұрын
@@georgewu4051 Octavian basically let his friend and ally Agrippa do the actual command of his legions. When you don't know what you're doing, let the professional do the job and get out of their way. At least he know his limitation and sought proper assistance.
@malekiththeeternityking54334 жыл бұрын
This comment is stupid
@pez44 жыл бұрын
Anthony: good tactics, mediocre strategy
@kulpykulptington27154 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple man. I see a historia civilis video I watch it.
@hiddentreasure21614 жыл бұрын
Yes
@saritar10004 жыл бұрын
Here's the battle summarized in 3 words : "Wow, that...worked..?"
@emermage4 жыл бұрын
Caesar vs Pompey: Full mankind's military brilliancy from both sides Brutus vs Octavian: Two kids, trying to slap each other, trying to look like their elders from the first part of my comment, only slaping themselves instead
@Cicero824 жыл бұрын
Денис Баннов 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@UncleMerlin4 жыл бұрын
It's what can you expect from statesmen. Caesar and Pompey were generals.
@allancg10224 жыл бұрын
Caesar and Pompey, especially Caesar, were both
@demitriusrawluk57474 жыл бұрын
@@UncleMerlin Antony was anything but a statesman
@yunleung26314 жыл бұрын
Hell, Caesar vs Vercingetorix
@clayallen49554 жыл бұрын
“We got you a present for your birthday, death!” “Oh you guys.”
@BlitzerXYZ4 жыл бұрын
Just what I asked for!
@merrittanimation77214 жыл бұрын
"You shouldn’t have! No really, I wanted live through this."
@Mitaka.Kotsuka4 жыл бұрын
No better present for traitors =)
@BlitzerXYZ4 жыл бұрын
@@Mitaka.Kotsuka that's like saying the Jedi were traitors.
@Mitaka.Kotsuka4 жыл бұрын
@@BlitzerXYZ errr.... kinda dont like star wars, so i kind of sont know what the Jedi actually are, i heard the name but, nothing else
@Sadaran894 жыл бұрын
"But why would they do a stupid thing like that?" Find out in the next episode of Dragon Rome Z!
@rgm96x494 жыл бұрын
In all fairness to Octavian, dude knew he wasn't exactly a top-tier commander. Lucky for him he did have Agrippa.
@HaloFTW554 жыл бұрын
Their future successors came in the form of Justinian and Belisarius. Top 10 historical bromances indeed.
@thomashazlewood46584 жыл бұрын
So, Agrippa allowed himself to be outflanked, saw his entire army routed? Perhaps Agrippa was falsely lauded for his martial skills? I know of no strategem or tactical innovation attributed to him. Pompey's son was strangling Rome and Agrippa never got the better of him. I think Agrippa benefitted from being a survivor and being on the side that eventually won.
@Sealdeam4 жыл бұрын
@@thomashazlewood4658 Agrippa only became Octavian's main general after the death of Salvidienus Rufus, at the time this battle takes place he still had not obtained that position and he was the one that eventually expelled Sextus Pompeius from Sicily, his whole career is one of competence and success, not sure if that alone is enough to put him among the great generals of history but I think he is comfortably the best roman general of his generation alongside maybe Ventidius Bassus.
@thomashazlewood46584 жыл бұрын
@@Sealdeam Thanks for your views, Sealdeam. However, it is my understanding that Sextus' fleets strangled Rome's grain supplies, to the frustration of Augustus. Augustus built two large fleets to fight him and both were lost, while the grain embargo continued. Finally, Sextus was lured into a political agreement which resolved the embargo. He was not defeated militarily, he was seduced into defeat by clever politics.
@Sealdeam4 жыл бұрын
@@thomashazlewood4658 it is true that Octavian failed to defeat Sextus and that eventually a treaty was signed between him and the Triumvirs but that peace was broken and the eventual fall of Sextus was due a successful military campaign led by Agrippa, it is more than likely that Octavian's own failures against Sextus were the main factor that lead to his decision to fully delegate military affairs to more capable members of his faction namely Agrippa and Statilius Taurus; but the cause of the start of hostilities between them was due the defection of one of Sextus' generals so intrigue also played a part in that conflict.
@guibaterasoad4 жыл бұрын
You realize how good of a general Caesar is when you have a battle with 4 generals and all of them are bad.
@MillenniumRP4 жыл бұрын
@CommandoDude Caesar was a genius of a general, but you got admit that dude was super lucky at times.
@Lucas-po6mn4 жыл бұрын
@@MillenniumRP Caesar definitely had some lucky moments, but it takes skill to seize those opportunities
@titusmanlius69224 жыл бұрын
Antony was actually an excellent cavalry commander with battle experience
@yeeter53284 жыл бұрын
@@titusmanlius6922yeah and that was before the gaulic wars to I beleive, and he prolly wouldve learnt a lot under ceaser
@aakarshasoka63354 жыл бұрын
Caeser's era had a lot of great generals and military commanders. Caeser, Pompey, Vercingeterix......
@matthewlillywhite80144 жыл бұрын
I rewatch the whole series that Historia Civilis does from Cicero’s year until this moment every couple of months and every time I get depressed that there isn’t more... looking forward to the next episode
@richardarden46204 жыл бұрын
I think it's pretty likely that Octavian or, (spoilers) Augustus, simply became so stressed that he fell ill often during turning points in his life. You can look at his later years, when he faced no significant political opposition or immediate threats to his life, and this trend continued. There were also moments where Augustus did personally risk his life in battle or against angry mobs and he did not fall ill. I think the pattern more likely indicates severe stress from time to time facing important challenges, particularly military command, rather than a go-to lie on his part to get out of trouble.
@silentdrew76362 жыл бұрын
Same thing with Saladin.
@sarasamaletdin4574 Жыл бұрын
There is no way to know which it is. And unless he had high fever and was constantly throwing up he could have sit on a horse near battle and look inspiring from a distance while others did the commanding. Instead going into the marshes. Also Augustus later in the tendency of not going near the battle in the first place, but sending Agrippa, his stepsons, grandsons and any other loyal legate he could find. So maybe he he understood that he would get stressed news battles, but regardless he really was the one who broke Roman tradition of the imperator actually needing to command.
@genericyoutubeaccount5794 жыл бұрын
Ceaser could have beaten all 4 of these armies with just 4 legions.
@Aaronrose5754 жыл бұрын
2 doing the job, other making walls, a lot of walls and the last one to clean the aftermath mess
@as7river4 жыл бұрын
Two legions. Caesar could've defeated these amateurs with the 13th and another legion alone.
@rawl934 жыл бұрын
Only if he started by coming to the area lacking food
@radrook44814 жыл бұрын
....and a fifth legion tied behind his back.
@Govansossion3 жыл бұрын
with the 10th legion
@guardian-angel615 Жыл бұрын
I feel sad for both Cassius and Antony. Having to put up with shitty teammates sucks a lot.
@Saurophaganax1931 Жыл бұрын
I’d feel a lot worse for Cassius and Antony if they hadn’t done such shitty things prior to this. Sacking Roman cities and selling their inhabitants into slavery? Pretty shitty Cassius. Murdering Cicero? You’re garbage Antony. Pure. Garbage.
@sarasamaletdin4574 Жыл бұрын
Cassius himself made the biggest mistake personally, even if he could have had military potential. Brutus might have lost right there if he had not bribed the legions
@saidtoshimaru18324 жыл бұрын
Brutus: I will be remembered for my Virtue. Dante: I was looking for someone to cast into Satan's three jaws next to Judas and Casius.
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme20464 жыл бұрын
I mean - Brutus was a horrible person
@flyerton993 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the guy that literally promised the ability to sack ROMAN cities to his legions.
@tomasrocha61396 ай бұрын
Plutarch, in his "Life of Brutus" from Parallel Lives, mentions that Brutus' enemies respected him, recounting that Antony once said that "Brutus was the only man to have slain Caesar because he was driven by the splendour and nobility of the deed
@pizzagolfer4 жыл бұрын
Brutus: I will die a honorable man. Also Brutus: Ayyy men, wanna sack some Roman cities???
@rogerpark36844 жыл бұрын
And yes, Brutus is an honourable man
@speggeri904 жыл бұрын
@@rogerpark3684 Undoubtedly they are all honorable men
@theholyinquisition3894 жыл бұрын
@Domantas *Killed his adoptive father to save the Republic
@AlexhandrDenthanor4 жыл бұрын
@@theholyinquisition389 *Murdered his adoptive father - who truly, deeply, sincerely loved him - out of ideological loyalty to a rotting carcass that was already dead and gone.
@Chaika19744 жыл бұрын
He is remembered as a staple of treachery. He went down in history as one of the most infamous people in Rome
@zheng76363 жыл бұрын
15:44 When this series wants to be eerie, it can be surprisingly eerie. *Happy birthday.*
@darkseidshrike61654 жыл бұрын
Brutus: I will be remembered for my virtue. Historian: We are not questioning your virtue Brutus. We are denying it’s existence.
@IndieGinge4 жыл бұрын
@@caiawlodarski5339 That's really not true. Historians usually try not to "moralize" but they very often do make value judgments of the choices of those they study. The work of history is a work of storytelling after all. An attempt to piece together events separated from us by time and space into a coherent, explitive narrative to create an understanding of the past using the barest scraps of info. This story is not a simple morality fable, so we don't see historians usually crafting "good guys and bad guys" but judgments of what choices were made always happen. It's the way of things.
@frederickthegreat54564 жыл бұрын
But... Shakespeare I mean, I'm willing to bet that more people are aware of Brutus in Julius Caesar than Brutus in real life.
@vinuzo95484 жыл бұрын
Ah cut him some slack, he's better than Marc Antony.
@FlaviusCJulianus4 жыл бұрын
I don't think he'd care to have his virtue questioned by an imp.
@darkseidshrike61654 жыл бұрын
@@FlaviusCJulianus Finally someone understood that reference!
@Corfean4 жыл бұрын
Brutus: I will be remembered as a virtuous man *Becomes the most famous traitor in world's history *
@g.sergiusfidenas66504 жыл бұрын
@SrBeetleVase brutus already meant idiot or dullard in those days, the romans had funny naming conventions Fabius came from their word for bean, Cicero from peas, Ahala means armpit, and so on; funny that the word bruto has been used in the same way for over 3000 years.
@silverdeathgamer29074 жыл бұрын
I mean I don't think he was an infamous as Judas.
@barkasz60664 жыл бұрын
Silverdeathgamer290 the most famous historical person anyway. Myths are a whole different topic.
@barkasz60664 жыл бұрын
Fox D except it’s not true. Puny comes from 16th century French “puisne” which in turn comes from late Latin “postea ne” “afterwards born” which was a legal category denoting inferior rank. It has nothing to do with the Punic Wars. Punic derives from the Latin poenus and punicus, which were used mostly to refer to the Carthaginians and other western Phoenicians. These terms derived from the Ancient Greek word Φοῖνιξ (Phoinix), pl. Φοίνικες (Phoinikes), which was used indiscriminately to refer to both western and eastern Phoenicians. Latin later borrowed the Greek term a second time as phoenix.
@as7river4 жыл бұрын
Et tu, Brute?
@kelseythurman23144 жыл бұрын
Please don't ever stop. These videos are absolutely amazing. Thank you for bringing these to us for free!
@whynot-tomorrow_19454 жыл бұрын
lol, all of Caesar's battles have been like: * brilliant tactics, strategy, and maneuver coupled with bold construction projects * meanwhile, we got the kids fighting here like: * the incompetence happened to work in his favor *
@veljkoangelovski53493 жыл бұрын
* fortifications and camps all over the place for some reason *
@tianshi20062 жыл бұрын
Not all Caesar, known for his sonic like speed, went across the water too early, losing many many triemes and troops needlessly. One of his very few tactical mistakes few know. He bossed mutinous legions though ie his favoured 10th
@ryanelliott716984 жыл бұрын
Omg this battle is like a comedy show. It’s just too perfect
@Serioussux4 жыл бұрын
"Its hard to imagine how they could possibly screw this up, unless they turned on each other or something. But why would they do a stupid thing like that?" - Man, i cant wait for the sequel! :D
@paigeconnelly42444 жыл бұрын
Man, I was so disappointed that the usual ending music didn't play at the end of the video. Fantastic video as per usual, I just miss the old outro music. It suits your channel and videos so well!
@jonathanskinner76474 жыл бұрын
Civis: the battle was a draw Caesar in heaven: unacceptable! UNACCEPTABLE!
@ourowndevices59074 жыл бұрын
Caesar ain't in heaven if there is one
@ToughCheese4 жыл бұрын
@@ourowndevices5907 Why not?
@jyanbei4 жыл бұрын
Majestic BreadDX not a religious man myself but im game, so lets start with the entirety of western Europe..
@Wallyworld304 жыл бұрын
@@ToughCheese I'm fairly sure that no matter what god that you prey to if you commit genocide you are automatically banished from heaven. Caesar is in the same afterlife club as Hitler and King Leopold II.
@vaderbuckeye364 жыл бұрын
he's in Elysium, with all of the other great Romans up through Majorian.
@danielmaurer15723 жыл бұрын
We're anxiously awaiting your newest installment to this one, HC! Bring it on!
@danielmaurer15723 жыл бұрын
That is, the next in this series.
@TRDario4 жыл бұрын
I will never not be excited when I get a notification for one of your videos.
@eugenefros96553 жыл бұрын
Hey! Dude, your videos are incredible. I had to finally give in to my conscience and pledge a little on Patreon for all the incredible content you've posted over the last few years. Can't wait for the next one, as always.
@QuestionEverythingButWHY4 жыл бұрын
“It is not enough to win a war; it is more important to organize the peace.” ― Aristotle
@georgewilson74324 жыл бұрын
Aristotle knew a thing or two.
@pez44 жыл бұрын
I saw you comment this exact thing on a video yesterday lmao
@erilobar4 жыл бұрын
Sheesh, if only the triumvirs had some fantastic orator or statesman to erode the support of the assassins... isn't that right, Anthony?
@Tyrantk20074 жыл бұрын
that same orator supported those assassins, hands go chop chop
@jimmehjimmson88764 жыл бұрын
@@peach5438 He is talking about how backwards and politically disadvantageous the assassination of Orecic was.
@LuizAlexPhoenix4 жыл бұрын
@@peach5438 I think the spelt cicero backwards, which is ironic since Cicero was already backwards in his own days, trying to fight for the stagnant republic of oligarchs.
@austintracy7644 жыл бұрын
@@jimmehjimmson8876 Lol clever
@themiband05984 жыл бұрын
Why would Antony let Cicero, the one who supported the assasins, rejoiced at Caesar's death and publicly criticized the Caesarians live?
@judsonwall86153 жыл бұрын
Amazing episode. This and Caesar’s assassination are your two masterpieces
@selfawaretrashcan45944 жыл бұрын
There goes my morning productivity
@juliuscaesar89254 жыл бұрын
It's Night for me
@eivindmosesen7674 жыл бұрын
@@juliuscaesar8925 one would have thought that you lived in Italy though
@juliuscaesar89254 жыл бұрын
@@eivindmosesen767 India
@anon-e-mouse4 жыл бұрын
Get likes so I can too
@Charles-In-Charge4 жыл бұрын
Yoo same here
@JRMusic9334 жыл бұрын
"The concept of economics hadn't been invented yet, and it shows" lmao
@alphamikeomega57284 жыл бұрын
Literally not stonks
@pez44 жыл бұрын
Roman tax collection was poopoo
@Urpuss4 жыл бұрын
@@alphamikeomega5728 No stonks? Why live ;_;
@MillenniumRP4 жыл бұрын
@@pez4 Augustus will fix that ;)
@IndieGinge3 жыл бұрын
@@pez4 didn't they basically subcontract it to the guy who they thought would get them the most $? Or was that another ancient society's incredibly stupid way of doing things?
@mariosgers4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I am addicted to watching Historia Civilis. You, sir, have gained a loyal patron!
@feynstein10044 жыл бұрын
Historia Civilis: Giving new meaning to the phrase, " *You're such a Square* " since 2014 CE.
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme20464 жыл бұрын
:)
@jabronjunklove7604 жыл бұрын
I know, right. I can't even eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch with enthusiasm anymore. Thanks, HC.
@VAWM.4 жыл бұрын
Wealthy Roman citizens: "Why should we pay taxes when we don't have full political rights?" Poor provincials who have no political rights and whose homes and families have been looted to pay for the Roman state: "Are we a joke to you?" Also, Brutus, you might be right about Marc Antony, but Octavian? He's uh... he's going to be remembered for something else.
@timothymclean4 жыл бұрын
If only there was a Carolus Marxius there, inspiring them to seize the means of latifundium.
@incanusolorin26074 жыл бұрын
Timothy McLean Hahahaha Carolus Maximus
@timothymclean4 жыл бұрын
@@incanusolorin2607 Marxius. Turns out, there aren't any genuine Roman names that sound much like "Karl" _or_ "Marx". ("Carolus" is the _medieval_ Latin form of "Charles," and Marxius is Marius with an 'x'.)
@incanusolorin26074 жыл бұрын
Timothy McLean Wow I though you had just “latinized” Marx’s name. I’m impressed.
@timothymclean4 жыл бұрын
@@incanusolorin2607 To be fair, I didn't _not_ do that.
@ashgames4174 жыл бұрын
Just imagine what Caesar could do with 17 legions.
@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme20463 жыл бұрын
2 of them fighting 2 of them desperately trying to find food 13 of them building walls
@freewyvern7073 жыл бұрын
@@palatasikuntheyoutubecomme2046 just imagine how many walls he could build
@moedictatornoriega84752 жыл бұрын
Better than the great wall of china
@masterexploder9668 Жыл бұрын
1 legion chilling as reserve.
@sarasamaletdin4574 Жыл бұрын
He could have built a wall around Parthia
@The105ODST4 жыл бұрын
The man, the myth, the legend came back with an upload.
@alexandrub87864 жыл бұрын
13:27 "The most dangerous thing on the battlefield is a junior officer with a compass and a map"-Lady general Jenit Sulla
@thaileinh98774 жыл бұрын
I honestly would never expected a Cain reference. Anywhere, let alone here.
@cariocaemfuria39463 жыл бұрын
Love your videos. Really wandering why they are becoming rare lately. Hope you don't give up on us. Salutations from Brazil!
@Gekkibi4 жыл бұрын
The last time I came this early, Macedon was still great.
@macedonianfighter69874 жыл бұрын
@RavnDream So this is the earliest you have ever been?
@germanyballwork53014 жыл бұрын
@@macedonianfighter6987 username and pfp checks out lmao, also Alexandrian and Constantinian restorations and Phyrric ambitions when?