Is Delubrum Dead in 2024? - Getting Every Achievement in FFXIV #14

Welcome back to another hardcore week of achievement hunting in Final Fantasy XIV. This time around we'll be doing some Delubrum Reginae, followed by Delubrum Reginae, and then some more Delubrum Reginae.
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[@eFeXuy]

I've seen singing drunks, sad drunks, violent drunks, extremely friendly drunks, but it's the first time I see a slowly descending into madness drunk.

[@honeydarlinggaming9156]

Are we all sure Cider is good?

[@Saythra]

I was dying of laughter the entire last 10 minutes of the vid

[@CallN0w]

come to Poland

[@Zhenyaaa]

the last 10 minutes were beautiful

[@slashley6106]

Hahaha, I know, right. I was just laughing the whole time. But good sir Cider, please take care of yourself. Don't crush yourself under your work and the videos.

[@ajp1282]

22:26: "I hate my job anyway so who cares"? This quote is relatable af...

[@retaxed-]

yessss 😂 but i tend to tell myself at work, “work now, final fantasy all day tonight. “

[@rush8531]

When he started talking about retail I was like "right there with you brother" lol

[@Jaxu27]

Back before the housing lottery system, I spent like 5 hours clicking on a placard trying to win my first house. I had to go to work the next day at 7am and it was around 1am so I gave up and went to bed. I had a dream about the house and it woke me up at 3am. Instead of going back to bed, I logged in and continued to click the placard for another 3 hours. Around 6am I actually won the click war and got the house. And of course I called out of work lol.

[@kiiturii]

sheesh man, first placard I ever went clicking on I won within 15 minutes lol...

[@steveh1474]

as a fun fact for farming delubrum normal mode, the echo scales based on number of players inside. whether you have 1 player or 5 players, you all get the same echo at 400%. if you have 6 players, everyone drops to 300%. 8 players also has 300%. it drops down faster from there, but basically, you want to run with exactly 5, 8, or 24 players, and any other number is gonna slow you down for no reason.

[@MissPoplarLeaf]

Thank you for the info! I figured it would probably be a tiered system

[@IKMcGwee]

That's why speedrun teams are in 5 for PF. Man, I had a great time with a PF team I random joined. Joined as White mage, first thing "essence and actions?" "Pure Divine, chainspell and S Strike" "Sweet, we have c4 you can go Profane" "Hell yeah!" Got to Profane game, manged to out DPS and pull aggro of sam during my bursts, good times. The queue took longer then the speedrun.

[@EclipseBlade1871]

I think the worst decision I made for an achievement was when this one streamer I watch said he was going to do DR all day about two weeks ago. The stream was about 12 hours long, I ran it 20 times in a single day with the streamer. I couldn't feel my face the rest of the night, and also had lucid dreams of running DR and constantly hitting the landmines. Incidentally he may be doing the same thing on Sunday, and I may be joining for a good part of it again.

[@Pellaaearien]

The arc from "I'm the best tank in the game and if you disagree I'm going to get you banned" > "If you wanted a better tank you should've queued tank" is just *chef's kiss*

[@supa9870]

I've ran the savage version literally a few days ago. It took 2 hours and some of the most fun I had in the game in a while, 48 people in a savage is crazy fun. Hardest part is getting into a party fast enough, when they're scheduled they fill in SECONDS

[@darkuscarlet]

Saaaame, ran it last week and it was mighty fun. The shotcaller started making slurping sounds during the Stygimoloch Lord because the draw-in looks like slurping spaghetti so it was amusingly chaotic.

[@IKMcGwee]

Yeah, I joined one and now I join weekly, I have a full healer set and the 10 clears cheevo, it's great fun!

[@orillian8023]

The chocotaco was vanilla ice cream. It just had chocolate on the top and a bit in the middle, kinda like a drumstick

[@notmousse]

Still... Vanilla Tortilla sounds good.

[@davidcollins9213]

​@@notmousse it is

[@snowy5599]

I'm so glad someone else said this. He was gaslighting me into thinking it was chocolate ice cream. Haha

[@MrDaidaiiro]

This is literally all I could think about the whole time watching this

[@oshiifans]

i resonate with Cider's feeling towards retail so much. I worked customer service for Publix for 3 years and let me tell you.... you dont know hell until you have a woman trying to get a refund on a $200 gift card when you and everyone working there saw her steal it last week. And before anyone asks, no we arnt allowed to accuse her of stealing it because corporate is afraid of lawsuits

[@csrjjsmp]

Every single store I’ve seen requires staff to activate gift cards at checkout. They are the least stealable merchandise in the store. If someone showed up with a working gift card then yes accusing them of stealing it would be extremely stupid. If you saw them stealing a gift card five seconds ago right before they walked to the register, chances are it was a different one

[@DuskEalain]

@@csrjjsmp I feel like you're making the classic blunder of assuming "criminal = smart". Let's not forget the man who went to his police department, to claim bounty money, _on himself._

[@lilwyvern4]

@@DuskEalainThe smart criminals are the ones who don't get caught. Or become congressmen.

[@Tolly7249]

I used to work in the booking office for a hotel chain and it was a nucking fightmare. People changing their bookings right up to the last minute, demanding discounts on local tourist attractions because apparently us doing the hotels meant we did everything... The most 'charming' one I ever got was when we had an AFL game in town, everything had been booked out for months, and someone called ten minutes before we closed wanting a two-bedroom for that night *and they'd already driven halfway here*. I managed to wrangle them literally the only place in town, a four bedroom 'unit' in a hotel, and they told me off for not being able to get them anything cheaper. I have never wanted to curse someone out so bad before.

[@csrjjsmp]

@@DuskEalain I feel like you didn’t understand anything I wrote

[@Qorani_VT]

For Cider's sake, you can also get Timeworn Artifacts from doing runs of floors 51+ of Palace of the Dead, and there are a lot of achievements associated with it. So he doesn't necessarily have to get all of the Artifacts from Delubrum.

[@lcaudill8941]

This video got more unhinged the longer I watched, it's 100% glorious X-D

[@Tik115]

23:02 "And not only am I lazy, I'm a procrastinator as well" Damn, thats relatable af

[@Superschlecht]

It's really funny to witness the natural evolution of a retail job cycle in this video series lol. It startet with neutral as in "it pays the bills" and now we are at "please just fire me"

[@lilwyvern4]

Nobody works retail willingly, just with differing levels of numbness.

[@tdude0175]

On Heavensward release I stayed up till the 5 the next morning playing. I remember queuing for leveling and getting the 53 dungeon and falling asleep during the dungeon and on occasion waking up to heal my tank and do mechanics.

[@TyrMcDohl]

12:50 This is the authentic DR grind headspace. Inane intrusive thoughts.

[@Maria_Erias]

The worst I ever screwed myself for gaming was back when I played WoW during Wrath. I was working at Home Depot at the time, morning shift. So I had to be in at 5am to get up on a forklift and help unload the overnight truck. But my raids ran from 8pm to 2am. There were a whole lot of mornings when Nos and Mama Rosa's chili-lime chicharrones got me through my shift.

[@Emanfox333]

Local smol gets drunk and rants relatable as fuck

[@McHappyface]

I knew you worked Retail when you were deep in your whiskey saying "I hate my job I am trying to get fired." I work the same field so I know exactly what you mean by telling an old lady exactly what you feel. Coworker of mine was sipping from his water bottle and wincing I was like dude you alright? This man was drinking straight grey goose from a water bottle on the floor. Absolutely nuts haha good video always glad to see you upload.

[@Maria_Erias]

When I worked at a Waldenbooks in a mall during college, the manager used to bring in thermoses full of margaritas for us all to sip on Black Friday, since we had to be there at 3am, since the mall opened at 4. Retail life is so much more enjoyable when management is on your side.

[@Zanador]

The worst I've ruined my schedule due to gaming is easily when Monster Hunter World came out. I was working retail at the time and my shifts started at 6:00 AM, but my partner and I got into the habit of playing Monster Hunter together like 12 hours a day. I was playing until 5am, going to work from 6 until they let me leave (anywhere from 12pm to 2pm), and then collapsing for a few hours when I got home. Good game tho By the way, your struggles with losing rank despite gaining points might honestly be you suffering from success a bit. I think these videos have inspired a lot of people to get into achievement hunting who weren't before (including me), which unfortunately means more competition on the leaderboards. My achievements for the week: - 40 unique Blacksmith leves - FATE Rank 3 in Ahm Araeng - All fish caught in Cieldalaes and Sirensong (non-Spectral) - 220 unique Miner items and 340 unique Botanist items gathered - 500 high-quality crafts and 320 unique crafts as Carpenter - 300 Level 11-20 crafts as Blacksmith (can you tell I was inspired to do more crafting by your last video? lol) - 30 Shadowbringer S-ranks killed - Couerlregina, Elderblade, Tojil, and Nightshade FATEs

[@CaptainThief]

@15:20 "Or if you will... a vanilla tortilla". You just got a like.

[@MissPoplarLeaf]

15:20 he was so proud of that joke lol. Good job buddy

[@ursley]

The whm not using esuna was sad. I happily ignore most dots if I deem them not bad enough to spend time on them, but if I see that doom picture pop up, I push the clean button - bard present or not.

[@Epicentera]

I (EU) once raided with a US guild. So I would go to bed early, around 7 or 8, wake up at 2am, raid for three hours and get another couple hours of sleep before I had to get up again The things we do when we're young... I'm absolutely loving your videos Cider and I hope you get to go full time. I remember when I tried to do DR because the quest told me to do it - I queued up (didn't know about the 10 minute timer and never thought to check PF) and two times it was just me and one or two others, but on my third I got an absolute stellar gang of 5 vets who carried me through. Eternal thanks to them!

[@bladelaw]

The banter in this ep is probably my favorite so far. Keep it up!

[@ReakoSomner]

the three runs of Delebrum I got to do with you were pretty fun, actually getting to run the content in a full alliance with everyone trying their hardest with lost actions is so damn rare these days

[@mariometroid9168]

The absolute worst thing I ever did for my schedule due to gaming was acquiring the Gurubashi Arena's Grandmaster Trinket in World of Warcraft. The Gurubashi Arena offered a chest containing a basic stamina trinket once every 3 hours, but it was a Free-for-All zone where players of any faction and ANY LEVEL could kill you as you tried to open the chest. Due to this, attempting to open the chest during non-peak hours was the best way to maximize your chances of success. The problem is I wanted the Grandmaster version of the trinket that provided a hefty damage absorption shield on cooldown. This Grandmaster version was leagues ahead of any comparable trinket a leveling character could acquire and dammit I had to get the best gear I could as I leveled! To earn the Grandmaster version of the trinket, you had to successfully claim the chest TWELVE. FUCKING. TIMES. Since I was leveling, if a significantly higher character showed up I had to concede the chest to them. Sometimes I wasn't out-leveled, but I still lost because there were multiple people clamoring for the chest, because another rogue would get the jump on me as I attempted to complete the chest's required 10-second cast time to open, or because people would come with a buddy to help get the chest. I spent around a month completing this cycle: going to bed after my midnight attempt on the chest, then waking up for the 3AM chest, then waking up again for the 6 AM chest before I left for school, then the 6PM chest after doing my homework, and the 9 PM chest after dinner. I eventually got it and it gave me a great advantage in my level bracket's Warsong Gulch and Arathi Basin battlegrounds, but my god was it hellish. I started involuntarily sleeping in my social studies class because I didn't allow myself to sleep for more than 2.5 hours at a time. My teacher got so pissed at me for nodding off in his class that he even kicked my foot once to jolt me up. I'll never do something that so persistently, constantly deprives me of sleep again. Staying up a little bit or waking up a little early once in a blue moon to try getting a big fish in FFXIV is the worst thing I do now, but it is nothing compared to the hell that was the Gurubashi Arena's Grandmaster Trinket as a min/max leveling character.

[@jessicawilson1751]

Ah, I remember that trinket. I fucking hated the zone when I played on a PVP server during LK, and never had interest in going after the trinket. I liked my sanity.

[@SoraShadowdancer]

Don't ever foster newborn puppies or kittens then because it's basically the same thing, lol. You have to wake up every 2 hours to feed them.

[@Kazagari]

That achievement was nonsense! I did something similar to eventually get mine. And I am not a pvp fan. Was devastated when they added something similar to the Dark Moon Faire.

[@mariometroid9168]

@@Kazagari Ohhhhh my god I forgot about that. That one was atrocious too, especially because people were blatantly cheating. I specifically recall people going beneath the Darkmoon Faire arena and opening the chest through the floor. I recall reporting them, but I don't know if anyone was actually banned for it.

[@ghostbearr1]

The Skyrim flu, I went to a Technology college that had a lot of gamers. Almost all of the classes had over half of the class absent when Skyrim came out. I missed 3 days of class, when I came back the professors were joking about the how bad the pandemic the Skyrim flu was.

[@Chamele7n]

This is my fav weekly series on youtube lmao such a nice way to chill after work. Never disrupted work over a game but I have over alcohol, gotta be careful with that stuff.

[@Tolly7249]

Ahhhh, Cider Spider's weekly video always means good times and relaxing. There's something about that voice that just chills me out like nothing else. I didn't expect drunk Divine Comedy jokes but I love them!

[@DuskEalain]

Someone once summarized the plot of Delubrum Reginae as "local femroe gets revenge on furaffinity" and now that I've actually reached Bozja myself I can confidently say... they were right.

[@Xenmaru00]

As someone who recently quit his Retail Job, oh yes, i feel you. Also, i've done that whole "tell an 'old lady' how i really feel." thing. Many times. The power of being Assistant Manager i guess. Did get tipped $100 last thanksgiving for telling an old man i was doing terrible cause i was working on thanksgiving day. so that was nice. also holy shit was NOT expecting the Bubble Tape rep. Miss that shit. The Grape one was the best one.

[@rustyjones7908]

Grape tape kicked ass

[@Lux__Veritatis]

If you use Thin Air before seraph strike, you don't spend the 5k mana. You can do it every time :) gl in your farm

[@ErakirPompop]

I'm here to confirm the biting of the entire roll of bubble tape was real when I was a kid~ Big league chew was also an easy way to end up with a metric f ton of bubble gum in one go.

[@Nigiri_sushi]

Man look forward to these videos since I discovered this series!

[@rogerreboot5565]

This is pure gold. I'm watching this drunk and your words don't make sense to me but i really want to run delubrum now.

[@rogerreboot5565]

Ok your episode about retail did make sense.

[@honeydarlinggaming9156]

6:17. It may not BE a guide. But GOD DAMN is this very insightful for someone who has yet to touch Bozja seriously after 3,000 hours of gameplay.

[@Kevin-b7g]

Lost my mom this week and your videos have been one of the few things that have made me laugh. Thank you for just being you.

[@Dw7freak]

For Delubrum, the Echo actually caps at 5-man, so there's no benefit for having less than 5 people in a run. You can clear DR in around 20 minutes with 5 people. It's just getting 5 people to deal with the easiest content in the game. Heck, you only take any real damage if you don't use a Pure Essence.

[@sonoskay]

That's the thing though, it's not easy content. I am admittedly a filthy casual core player. But delabrum is hands down the hardest content I've run in game so far. I ran it 20 times to grind out 4 relics and I think I only ever had one deathless run. Even without essences, it'd not the damage that kills ya, it's the Doom. Damage is basically nonexistent in that raid anyway.

[@MrLightlike78]

Does anyone else at the start of the video put on their best Cider Spider impression and say along "Hi, I'm Cider Spider" or is that just me? Great content btw my dude :) definitely did bit the bubble tape in half and spat it on on the highway on a roadtrip XD The whm kept returning likely because ressing will give them a dmg down and returning will not.

[@lukethefluke7]

THIS, this was the one thing I knew I had to do while it was current content, and god this was a brutal mindnumbing grind for all 17 weapons.Timeworn artifacts are one of those items that make me face cringe when I see them.

[@meriwidget3474]

Truly a Cider descent into madness (or drunkeness, hard to say) video. It's wonderful, haha! To answer the question: I've pulled all nighters for gaming more than once... and occasionally called in sick the next day as a result... I'm terrible that way, my job isn't even hard, I could prolly muscle through.. but nah. And yeah... retail sucks, I've worked it many times, weirdly enough though, I've done department store, bank and fast food... and by far the worst customers I had to deal with was in fast food.

[@cstar7777]

I've been really enjoying your series of keeping up with achievement grinds. I haven't commented until this week, but I've been keeping along. I'm an achievement hunter as well, but did slow my progress quite a bit for a while. And this has been giving me something to keep up with and inspiring me to get back on grinds. You and I happen to be on the DR grind at the same time (though I got the 50 a loooong time ago. I still need the relics. And I've never seen that damn mount drop once) The answer to your question, along with last week's question actually, is just my Saint of the Firmament grind. To be able to keep up with the rest of the ranking, I had to buy millions in materials just to keep up with it. And it got so bad that I straight up got sick in the middle of it, which made my brain go "hey, day off work for more grinding" it was really bad and I try to keep myself from doing that to my own health again. That said, when the new Crystal Conflict started I started dreaming of pvp matches and it straight up stressed me out in a way that work does. So it doesn't always work. Anyway, keep up with the good work! And if it ever gets too much on the achievements, don't hesitate to take a break or just keep up with the long progress ones like levequests. Good luck out there o7

[@Axemunger]

Can't wait to watch you do the Gold Saucer achievements

[@Maria_Erias]

WTFungah III and the Mahjong achieves are going to be awesome!

[@MirinkaiserVODs]

Since last week's video, I have further worked on crafting-related achievements (as I had already been doing). During the last week, I have completed my level 60 job quest on SAM (5 points, completed my level 70 job quest on SAM (5 points), obtained my Anemos weapon for SAM (10 points), obtained my Pagos weapon for SAM (10 points), completed Seat of Sacrifice EX for the first time (10 points), completed Hades EX for the first time (10 points), completed my 10th mentor roulette (5 points), completed my 50th mentor roulette (5 points), completed the post-story followup role quests in Crystarium (two achievements worth 10 points each), completed the final step of the Mandervillous DRK weapon (10 points), completed the followup quest for the Aloalo Island completion (20 points), completed my 500th field levequest (10 points), and a large plethora of crafting achievements: I have crafted level 1-10 items 50 times with CRP, LTW, WVR, GSM and BSM (5 points each for a total of 25), level 11-20 items 300 times with WVR and LTW (5 points each for a total of 10), level 21-30 items 750 times with CRP, WVR and LTW (5 points each for a total of 15 points), crafted level 31-40 items 1500 times with CRP, WVR and LTW (5 points each for a total of 15 points), crafted level 41-50 items 3000 times with WVR and LTW (10 points each for a total of 20), completed all the "craft x times between x and y levels" achievements from level 1 to 50 with WVR and LTW (30 points each for a total of 60), crafted my 100th and then my 500th HQ item with LTW (5 points each for a total of 10 points), crafted my 500th HQ item with WVR (5 points), crafted my 500th HQ item with CRP (5 points), gathered 20 times from level 1-10 trees in Thanalan with BTN (5 points), gathered 20 times from level 1-10 deposits in the Black Shroud with MIN (5 points). Phew! In the last week, I have gained 295 points, a record for me since tracking my gains through Cider Spider's video series. I now stand at 19,900 points ingame, or 18,805 using the Lalachievements scoring system. I went up NINE ranks and now stand at #58 for achievement points on Adamantoise. Grind on, achievement hunters! ... And now I watch the video. :p

[@dreamer897]

Please keep listing your progress every week, would love to see it.

[@MirinkaiserVODs]

@@dreamer897 I do! I've been doing it since I think the third video, and I honestly encourage every achievement hunter to do the same. It's fun to share stuff with likeminded people.

[@nospoiler]

Only just started watching the video, so I may be late with this, but i don't want to forget it later: since Palace of the Dead also gives the relic timeworn artifacts and it has achievements tied to it too (Especially pal-less palace which will likely take a lot of attempts) you'll get more than plenty artifacts from it and don't need to run more delubrum

[@sageata_verde]

It's amazing how an achievement hunt video series actually turns out to be one of the best endgame guides out there! Or overall what to do in game after MSQ guide

[@ShinReska]

*hugs for Cider* Love these videos and I hope you continue to have fun making them!

[@xenonnboy]

I miss running DR for the relics, that final boss theme slaps so fucking hard

[@frankie8330]

Worst gaming related reason for disrupting sleep: Trying to day 1 raid in Destiny 2 while being an Australian Worst time I messed up my sleep sched: During high school, I stayed up for 4 days straight - at first I just wasn't tired enough to sleep after 24 hours, and then later it sort of became a case of "I'm too exhausted to sleep" and then "How long can I do this for?". I cannot describe the utter delirium I was in towards the end of that, and I slept for something like 14 hours straight that weekend. I would also ride my bike to and from school, so I'm very impressed I didn't somehow get into an accident (people like to drive badly in that area and I would ride my bike next to a main road).

[@Lutia_Phi]

As someone who worked in retail for nearly a decade I relate so much to the overwhelming dread. Makes you really question humanity honestly

[@acehealer4212]

15:17 “Vanilla tortilla” caused me pain. It did make me laugh though.

[@redgeoblaze3752]

I remember when I first cleared P4S. It was after months of on and off trying to get a clear. I first hit endgame a month or so before 6.2 dropped, so I was in a mad dash to finish Asphodelos as soon as possible because I knew that it would be nearly impossible to find a group when there's a shiny new raid tier out. So eventually I found a group of people who've cleared a few times, and accepted a new little scholar to their group of Phase 2 fresh prog for a few. I didn't even tell them that I'd never even cleared phase 1 yet, and they didn't know until I told them, so all's well that ends well. Normally, I was supposed to go to sleep around midnight, but after all that progging, and feeling like we're getting closer every time with the clear on the horizon, we got it at about 4AM. Nowadays, doing one of those kinds of runs is completely common for me, but at the time I just wasn't as experienced at having little sleep when I was still new at my current job. I'm like a functioning alcoholic, but for sleep deprivation instead. At that point, I had been at that job for maybe three or four weeks, and I did the day feeling groggy and a bit sick to my stomach. I had planned to do some overtime the whole week, but instead I ended up calling out the next couple days. A bit of an overreaction, but it all worked out in the end. I kept a perfect attendance for months afterward, and kept up on the overtime to show that I'm a good little boy. But yeah, this kind of behavior is common for me now, especially since I started trying in earnest to catch up on the raid tier. So some nights I'd stay up to 5AM just struggling against P8S, and take more caffeine into my system than oxygen the next day. Got the clear though, so it's all worth it, and I'd do it again in a heartbeat.

[@JanusZeal11]

My worst gaming schedule interrupter was staying up 96 hours playing a single game start to finish in one sitting(ish). Final Fantasy X. I slept for 18 hours after I finished.

[@arzedeunebulus9232]

people being scammed into doing Delebrum Reginae? ooooo~ I want to get scammed into that!!!

[@OutsideSpinach20]

This was great, listening to someone slowly slip into drunken madness while playing video games on work/school nights. I look forward to your videos every week, like a tv show.

[@galathirgames7873]

I saw this in my feed after making a few stabs at a solo pally run this morning when no PF was to be found. Your video was the complete opposite of my slow, miserable slogs to death on boss one. So entertaining! You, I mean! Instant like and subscribe!

[@Maiyinlikesmusic]

This was a blast, hope you didn't get too hungover.. THanks for the video, it always my week

[@NiveusMilitis]

The choco tacos I remember had vanilla ice cream, but chocolate coating all over it.

[@fraserfarmer1557]

You ought to know, currently this is the only weekly FFXIV KZbin content I look forward to every week

[@Juuzou_MH]

These vids are something to look forward to fr, so good to watch on the side of playing

[@Direwolf13PS3]

The structure of gum which allows it to remain elastic and springy breaks down when frozen. Rocket and Dreamsickle pops were the best. No goofy gumballs, just popsickle.

[@youdontknowmegigna]

17:16 Because the fight was over and it's smarter to Return than to accept a weakness debuff. Same at 18:20

[@Water-vk1vs]

These videos are really cozy to watch and your cute lala with that fucking hilariously deep voice fits perfect. This series is great to watch man keep it up

[@itsamadworld2711]

"99 problems but caring ain't one." I need that t-shirt.

[@involuntaryascetic3602]

IIRC the Choco Taco had Vanilla Ice Cream in it, it was just absolutely drenched in fudge and chocolate coating, it's the same genre of ice cream as a drumstick

[@Dddyftsck]

Delubrum savage is by far my favorite piece of content in the game, lost actions add so much fun quirky shit. Its great

[@SorasShadow1]

echo is most effective with only 5 players, too, and i've learned the hard way that 8 man PFs tend to sandbag more often whereas 5 mans *generally* know what to do. to anyone else stuck in this hell; it's way easier at r25 with good actions so i'd highly recommend coming back for the relic *after* capping at least DPS honors. The tldr for newbies; pop *something* that increases damage output, you don't need any defensive actions, two hits and you die so defense doesn't mean shit. follow the group, if you need advice just ask, and do your best to heed it. Do not be that now blacklisted WHM we had the other day who sat at the cache INSIDE THE FUCKING INSTANCE *FOR SEVEN WHOLE ASS HUMAN MINUTES* and still never popped an essence or used their actions when asked to do so. Not the only or worst sandbagger I've had, just the last straw on joining 8 mans lol. And always remember, no matter how bad the grind gets; It was way fucking worse in ShB! I was there on patch day. I didn't know what an essence was. Half the instance did not know what an essence was. It took us an hour and a half. For one. Single. Artifact. I needed a fucking nap afterwards. Pug runs were just kinda Like That for a long time, I don't think I ever had a decent pug run dps wise, I just kinda dealt with it because I was still relatively new and PF intimidated me.

[@cuddlebloops5217]

I work in retail too and i feel you. The absolute worst thing ive done for gaming was when a day one raid for destiny 2 came out, and later they extended the time by another 24 hours. But what i did that messed me up for a bit was work my normal shift, attempted raiding until i had to work again, then worked, then went home and raided till the last second where i needsd to go to work again. So to sum it up, i worked 3 shifts and raided inbetween them with no sleep for essentially 3 days. I was falling asleep at work and lost as to what day it was by day 3.

[@urustai]

I remember when Bubble Tape first came out. It was in a container much like Skol chewing tobacco, but it was bubble gum. Of course, now, Bubble Tape looks like it's in a tape dispenser.

[@thethunderspirt87]

This episode just felt like Cider Spider's descent into hatred of his job and drunken antics.

[@pretzelthedude]

Whoa... Got to the end of the vid where he's making Magitek Repair Materials as Leatheroworker.... and that's the job and thing I was bulk crafting in the background in game while watching this.... eerie.... 😲

[@IzzyG_XIV]

oh god, what havent i done to ruin my sleep/life/job for achievements. setting an alarm for a Big fish window at 4:20 AM on a work night staying up till 3am every single day to grind rival wing wins during mogevents (currently) try and minimize my sleep schedule for 11 days in a row for saint of the firmament. no sleep, no life expansion launches to omni lvl all jobs asap.

[@hurri-db]

This is so rateable lol. I raid pretty much every day at midnight-3 or 4am (EU playing on NA) and need to be up at like 8:30am for work so I nap a lot in the early evenings, then wake up for raid, then go to bed again.

[@ninamarina1737]

Yaay! Thanks for that video, was looking forward to it and keeping my motivaton up!

[@soulreapercaptain11]

Worst gaming-based schedule disruptions for me were the endings for both Shadowbringers and Endwalkers msq. I just hit points in the story where I went "Well I can't stop now" and went. Both cases involved me going into the early hours of the morning

[@NastyMick]

30 minutes of a man playing a baby and losing his mind. This is the content I'm subbed for.

[@nickburose8286]

fyi, you can get artifacts from potd, and you will, if you go for necro

[@kurosakikun96]

The drop rate for them really isn't great though, I've had times where I've ran 5 sets of floors and haven't gotten one

[@onyx.avenger]

The most I've disrupted my sleep schedule is for Big Fish fishing. Cinder Surprise has such incredibly terrible uptime that I decided to get up in the middle of the night to catch it. I finally caught mine at like 5am local. (I'm also seriously considering getting up at 4am to get Sidereal Whale this week, which will be coming off of a literal 2-week downtime.)

[@gumebe4349]

The worst I've ever screwed myself for gaming was when I played Limbus Company until 3 AM because I wanted to finish the "Yield My Flesh to Claim Their Bones" event and get the animated banner

[@biggestboss]

Disrupted schedule for big fishing

[@Ryukai-san]

Pure Essences of the Elder + Cure IV Is something I ALWAYS use when doing a Delub run, that 1 min Bravery buff (that you can permanently keep up just by using the aoe cure as it's about to drop off) is AMAZING! especially for small groups. (More deeps \o/)

[@blitzwulf6655]

"Vanilla Tortilla" is the greatest joke I've ever heard.

[@GioTrance_]

Back when I was grinding for The Alpha Wolf, I had assumed that Crystal Conflict would slowly die out like the feast did. So I would grind out 25 wins a day, 50-60 a day on my days off of work. We're talking I get home from work at 11pm, and grind out until 5am-6am. I ended up maxing out my allowed tardies and called into work at least twice just to get some extra sleep before going back for 30 or so wins,since I counted it as a "half day off" I did this for almost 5 months before I finally slowed down to 10-15 a day when they started adding PvP series and mounts/minions for it...and I slowly realized that CC would not in fact be slowing down. And you know what. If I decide to go for Alpha Wolf on an alt, I'll do it again. xD

[@a-a-ron9027]

i would hold off having to do the remaining DR runs as you can get timeworn artifacts from PoTD runs. Since, you're achievement grinding, you'll get plenty of those if you keep the quest up.

[@t-wrecksthenerdasaur7468]

I'm literally listening to this while doing my retail job. Mind you I work overnight freight, so I don't have to deal with customers, but I do know your pain. Stay strong Cider, you'll make it man :)

[@_Sean.]

I remember the gum tape! I wouldn't bite it in half but I would keep taking more and more until I basically had half the roll in one go. My jaw would be so sore after but it was so worth it lmao

[@castlestoneforge8806]

The Leaderboard can be harsh, but every step is one that moves you forward in the journey! Keep it up 😄

[@azmakikian5400]

Pure Essence can literally only be used in Delu, there's no reason not to use it regardless of Relic farm or not

[@Avery_Beausoleil]

Saint of the Firmament gather grind was probably the most disruptive as far as gaming sessions go being a 15 hour 8 day session, but honestly it was fun and memorable and infinitely less painful than chocobo racing for Veteran Jockey. When you get to the 3000 race achievement you’ll understand true tedium. Hold left, jump once. Riveting.

[@TheDoddler]

Cider mentioned thin air is worse now, but I think it's actually way better in bozja because you can use thin air to negate the 5000mp cost of every seraph strike. With the old thin air, you could only catch every second seraph, you'd have to delay seraph by 30s or eat the 5000mp cost.

[@knifecat1080]

this video is the perfect example of what we refer to in my fc as "dungeon madness". you run the same content back to back for long enough, your thoughts become loopy & unhinged.... the ice cream/bomb analogy is the definition of that

[@tjweber9883]

The worst I ever fucked my sleep schedule was when I was a kid and I stayed up on the family computer playing Runescape until dawn 2 days in a row during a school week. I snuck into bed when I could see day light and was so out of it mentally I was just standing there waiting for someone to do a move input like I was a Runescape character until my mom yelled at me to get moving. I have no memory of that day beyond the time after the bus arrived, only the sight of the UI burned into my eyes.

[@tremor3258]

This is now my favorite stream of consciousness on KZbin.

[@lilquaz100]

Choco Tacos are vanilla ice cream, theres just a chocolate coat on top

[@kristiwinkle5686]

This is the funniest damn video I have seen in a realllllly long time. LOL. It was glorious! And I've worked retail, here's another bottle from me!

[@CiderSpider]

What was your favorite thing to order from the ice cream truck?

[@PlurpleTeam]

Sbonboob

[@svampsak]

A red herring

[@MAdelineMichelRiding2Paradise]

the spongebob popsicle

[@Nsanity216]

Cotton candy water ice

[@Experiment.626]

Lemonheads and the jolly rancher sticks not ice cream but these items were hard to find especially the pink lemonade jolly rancher lol 😂

[@justy1369]

This was a fun video! The worse I ever did myself for gaming is staying up all night to finish the MSQ of Ultima Thule in one night, and then I went to work at 7am being a zombie.

[@Malicebane]

24:04 Oh I have two of these! potential trigger warning for a traumatic experience. pre-stressing no one was hurt. The worst one with CONSEQUENCES was when I was in 20. I got Final Fantasy Dissidia for the PSP when it came out and I spent ALL night playing it. and I mean ALL NIGHT. Like a 20 hour stretch of gaming. Problem with that was I had classes the next morning. The FURTHER problem with that was I had a 50 minute commute to my college. To my credit, I made it 99% of the way to school. But I finally gave up the ghost and fell asleep less than a mile from campus and rear ended someone hard enough to essentially put their trunk in the back seat. Now, the GOOD news is that no one was hurt. I need to stress that. Everyone walked away from that and the judge for my ticket let me off cause I admitted I screwed up and the car was a total. He felt I'd been punished enough. But let me tell you something- seeing someone pull an empty car seat out of the back of the car you just slammed in to? That stays with you for LIFE, full stop. I still thank my lucky star 16 years later that the car seat was empty that morning. I'm not the best driver, sure, but I've never driven alone on an all nighter like that ever again. The very idea of it makes my stomach do knots cause of what could have happened. The other one was just this past weekend! I had to stay up for reasons not entirely under my control to do stuff around the house, so I kinda just stayed up for 36 hours. Since I wasn't going anywhere and was doing a lot of waiting I decided to level my first Gathering Job, Botany. Iiiiii may have gone from 1 to 90 in full purple scrip gear and materia in the course of a day and a half that I legitimately can't remember every detail of.

[@kazenon]

Drunk rambling is the best rambling 😁 Pure essences are definitely the way to go for speedrunning DR though - you can only use them in DR and DRS, they don't work in Southern Front/Zadnor, so you might as well use them and their special effects! I do love going Pure Elder and having Cure IV do an AOE bravery, and going Pure Gambler and packing your holster full of Dynamis dice for shenanagins

[@morteaux3662]

Every time when I go to Delubrum, I go as a Bard. With 10/10/10 I am a Tank, Dps, do not need healing, can cure doom, run around, and I am disarming traps with my songs. The BEST job ever!

[@zemookhajiit4529]

His commentary about drunkenness at the end is fking hilarious! Love these videos!