When you lie on your taxes

[@Cilvanis]

Why y’all think I don’t drive 😂

[@dendrag76]

You drive??? Shocking

[@3anterbz103]

4:12 why did you say that 🤨

[@nour-rub]

وعليكم السلام 😁

[@noonenowhere877]

@Cilvanis if it isn't shown in a skit it does not exist.

[@Rat_Haired]

@@3anterbz103 may be in his skit he is indirectly giving a reference of a country where people do tax scam or something.

[@SCHDH77]

The tax man is the most powerful antagonist ever

[@khalilahd.]

A real life villain 😭

[@jackd6881]

Unless you a billionaire, or a big corporation\bank.

[@animeAJproductions]

Before they were legalized, they were commonly known as Highway Robbers.

[@perfectgematriadecodesabc4259]

@@animeAJproductions facts

[@jegudielyusha2866]

Nah my dude, it's actually the irs. If the tax man is vader, irs is sidious

[@TH-li7lj]

The “For Now” statement didn’t miss. The IRS loves coming for their money 3 years later 😂😂😂

[@DeadDancers]

Unless you’re a millionaire. 😑

[@DaozuAzrael]

@@DeadDancers nah

[@Zombieflesheaters123]

@@DaozuAzrael yeah

[@BuetifullPersun]

@@DaozuAzrael yeah

[@hernanperez5737]

Naw rich people don't get screwed cause they paid for them expensive banks which makes it so there paycheck gets like no tax

[@Khyon521]

“I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, But the IRS?? NO THANK YOU” _The Joker_

[@animeAJproductions]

Everyone, give this comment your energy!!!

[@reanschwarzer1382]

😉

[@ultrabusterninja9424]

Is this officiall or……

[@sleepdeprived7879]

@@ultrabusterninja9424 yep batman tas, Search it up on youtube

[@ultrabusterninja9424]

@@sleepdeprived7879 oh…. Well dang thx man

[@XLauncher]

You know, conceptually, I understand that Cilvanis is a regular ass dude that probably goes out to have fun and buy groceries and what not. But in my heart, I can't really accept that he exists anywhere but his home or wherever it is he films.

[@frostyfudge1662]

True. Knowing that these cool KZbinrs who do skits, have lives, feels weird cuz we mostly only see them in act

[@joseolivarra7791]

Fr

[@420crim3]

He probably goes out for fun and buys groceries. I agree with you

[@PeytonOver]

In my mind this is true for most content creators. They're like teachers were in school, they only exist at the school.

[@Robo311Star]

Because he made it seem like its own world.

[@derigelfisch3776]

LMAO I work in taxes (not for the IRS, the other side) and this is HIGHLY accurate. I hate it when Batman comes in and stares at me at work tho

[@_not_aiden_]

Never knew tax people watched this side of youtube

[@derigelfisch3776]

It's simple, you just avoid by all means trying to get your car in as deductible and instead throw in rough estimates for the cost of washing your work clothes. Batman resoects proper hygiene but dislikes cars.

[@yousufahmed5966]

aside from the $2k dollar bit (since the $2,999.00 would have been rounded up), i can attest to all of this as well, especially the strokes bit!

[@marc68521]

Not working in it yet, but a senior accounting major. Completed my first class focused on Taxes and it was honestly my favorite one.

[@vastoking3419]

please tell me the necessary info to reduce my taxes

[@kidkatanatv]

It's so weird hearing Cilvanis have a car, I've been conditioned that mans NEVER leaves the house lol

[@RayMak]

Even the system is not cooperating. That's the best batman ever

[@inox6762]

no reply, lemme change that

[@treybstuntn1187]

Fax

[@toazethegecko]

Yessir

[@stare4539]

Looool

[@RIFLQ]

You again!

[@海棠花-b8f]

Tax payer: I didn't lie tho. Taxer: Yes you did. Tax payer: But, I legit lied on my taxes. It's not the same thing as lying on my taxes.

[@khalilahd.]

😂😂😂

[@ritvikmishra8388]

Confusion 100

[@SirFenV]

bro get tf off your taxes LMAAOOO

[@ButWhyMe...]

Ah, I get it. The slight difference in the wording really makes a difference. 👌

[@海棠花-b8f]

@@SirFenV 😂

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

1:41 Ngl that jumpscare got me jumping out of my seat on full volume

[@Darko_Boi]

Hello,JSGwaM,i've been expecting you.

[@Model_BT-7274]

Wait, when did you turn into Garu?

[@pwixell7113]

Your old pic is better

[@twitteruser2056]

@@pwixell7113 garou is a chad, wdym

[@kamelingil]

Lol but the child part is really funny

[@UsamaThakurr]

Bro you unpredictable with these skits man trust me when I say you should teach them Hollywood screen writer's and directors how to do these cause you deserve a whole lot recognition than you have you been nothing but perfection with them skits respect brother 💯

[@David61026]

bruh he has a million subs, how much more recognition does he need

[@p.art.r1ck533]

@@David61026 a lot moree

[@FruitsOfTheHearts]

@@David61026 1 million is really not a lot compared to how many people are on earth. everyone needs to know.

[@rickeybernard8156]

Facts

[@Aceathon]

"Guess how much you owe in taxes. If you overguess we keep it and if you underguess you go to jail"

[@GigaChad-zg1cu]

1:41 batman looked like he was about break every bone in his body if said 1999.99 dollars

[@thefoundingtitanerenyeager2345]

Batman was waiting in line

[@SaintSarcasm]

"Where is it!? Where is the other 1 cent"

[@gunswordfist]

How was that shit still funny the second time!?

[@raikumokun5595]

Your comedy, editing and the emotions you put behind your acting is amazing and please don't overwork yourself too hard and take some rest if your feeling tired sometimes and love your videos and Thnx👍

[@gunswordfist]

Agreed! We want you healthy more than anything, Cilvanis.

[@gatosemcor7401]

Cute

[@tai627]

This man never gets old

[@gojocomments5935]

we all do

[@tai627]

@@gojocomments5935 factual.

[@kupa121]

Actually I'm pretty sure he does

[@5WIM]

it gets older everyday

[@vladraduandrei5227]

i mean he s fucking 28(I m 27) so of course he doesn t seem old cause he s nowhere near old..he s a young guy

[@freezasama5802]

it's soo real at the end where he says for now... they legit wait weeks and then show up at your house and seize property or take payment it's honestly so realistic

[@khalilahd.]

The fear in his eyes after every question had me in a CHOKEHOLD 😭😭😭 I just know he was sweating bullets lmfao

[@cyreptus4604]

"HOW MANY STROKES DID IT TAKE TO CONCEIVE YOUR CHILD" "ESTIMATES ARE OK"

[@JohnDoe-un7qx]

Tax evader: "Hold on I'll let you know when I finished."

[@inazumarai7690]

meanwhile, taxes evade rich people

[@khalilahd.]

Right!

[@DaozuAzrael]

Yes and no

[@pixelcount350]

@@DaozuAzrael Yes and Yes

[@BuetifullPersun]

@@DaozuAzrael yes and yes and yes

[@NN-cc8uo]

society moment

[@blacknightdragon8407]

Batman coming out had me dying 🤣

[@regret.932]

Dante: Evading taxes is a crime Vergil. Vergil: *IT IS AN OBLIGATION*

[@yes.3813]

Yes.

[@BackBeater]

Yes yes yes!

[@JustBreathe436]

Maxor

[@OtakuSeikatsuTamashi]

Truth be told though, Batman is absolutely the expert when it comes to lying on your taxes. Fraud is in his veins at this point.

[@p.art.r1ck533]

This guy is too good...unpredictable, super hilarious. You never disappoint man🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥

[@mcr985ful]

As soon as the batman came into the room and the tax guy was like "not yet, not yet" I would've been left 😂😂😂 talking about some "not yet" I ain't gonna stay til it's time for him to mess me up 😂😂

[@angryretailbanker5103]

This is why I use H&R Block to file my taxes. If I get audited within a set number of years, they'll answer how many strokes it took to conceive my child for me.

[@gokudrip8693]

2:33 "She identifies as not existing"🤣😂 I cracked up so hard 😭

[@dramaticallydreaming3656]

"How many strokes did it take for you to conceive your child?" 💀

[@KG-tt3nl]

An estimate is OK ? 🤣

[@animoments8969]

this guy is comedy gold

[@karvinedavis9836]

Let's leave it at 69

[@theseproblemsmatter1]

This took me tf out lmaoo 🤣

[@emptyxsuit]

That is the most realistic interpretation of taxes that I’ve ever seen in my entire life. No cap

[@max-cen1230]

The Batman had me wheezing 🤣

[@gunswordfist]

Fucking me too!

[@mastermo9433]

love how he replied with 'assalamu alaikum' instead of their standard way of 'walaikum asalam'

[@kanekiken-md7sz]

Did he become a Muslim?

[@omarsamir1461]

@@kanekiken-md7sz I don't think so

[@BuetifullPersun]

@@kanekiken-md7sz he is just a man of culture

[@SkyFall7788]

@@kanekiken-md7sz Nah it's just for fun, like people keep on using Bonjour! Hola! Ni hao! Ohayo! Etc.

[@isisd.1716]

I noticed that, I was like bro it’s walaikum asalam lol. (Never spelt it out before)

[@ravenx3606]

I love how you said "Assalamualaikum" haha , a nice touch I must say

[@riito8913]

"She actually identifies as not existing" all good sir I'll just put that in and see what it thinks

[@nerdlord7994]

The ending makes me very much feel like there will someday be a followup video, and I’m about it

[@revival9313]

When doing taxes make sure to wear your shoes on the opposite feet and tell the IRS agent you love them.

[@CrossGuy2020]

Cilvanis: "I use my computer to type in URLs" The Batman: "U. R. L."

[@CrossGuy2020]

Thumb. Drive.

[@jshelton100]

I can’t imagine going through this every year. 😂

[@eight8779]

people are worried about having the FBI on their door and i am over here terrified of having the irc knocking

[@willowingwhispers2612]

Yup. I have the simplest form of taxes (single with one job, no children, don't have any businesses/companies, etc) and they still play 20+ questions when I do my taxes. I know some of them they need to ask but there were others that literally make no sense to ask someone like myself when doing taxes.

[@toycarsushiwriter3573]

The Tax Man is Overpowered & has Unlimited Plot Armor.

[@BurgerSoup]

Man that skit was hilarious, I love your acting too!!

[@sephirothdomain1]

bro the computer scene scared the shit out of me, it was as intense as the real life situation is .

[@Arthrodude]

"By the way 15 strokes, That's pretty good I last 5" is the funniest thing I've ever heard 💀💀

[@keyshawngreathouse3782]

Lol, "an estimate is okay" they really be saying that.

[@luxxmander2656]

We just gonna ignore the fact that this bank has direct access to F*CKING BATMAN!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅

[@Memerproductions]

"15 strokes that's pretty good I only lasted 5"

[@Lord_Cynrik]

I was expecting “You are good to go…. to jail”

[@Starstrike21]

damn that strokes question is wild

[@sayn2125]

Bro I love your videos 😂😭 They always make me crack a laugh whether it be Anime, games, or random stuff like this. Keep doing what you do, man.

[@MadMax-fs3cy]

"asalam alaiykum brother" you're good to go, for now.. 😂😂

[@marwwa56]

I did not get why he said asalam alaikum brother?

[@MrGamer-wy7lb]

@@marwwa56 muslims say assalamaualaykum to greet people

[@MrGamer-wy7lb]

Or to say goodbye

[@agentknifestripes1608]

@@marwwa56 I also didn't understand why would he say that tho

[@marwwa56]

@@MrGamer-wy7lb Ik but like how this phrase was related to the rest of the video?

[@AshwinSelvakumar]

This is the most polite batmain ever😂. He didn't jump the man and immediately start beating him. And what's more, he even gave him the batsmile while leaving

[@htxflow]

That batman part had me crying😂😂😂😂😂 Should've used that last

[@absnobody]

"I use that to download emails" hahahaha

[@khalilahd.]

Not the Arthur fist 😭😭

[@Memarzuq]

The Batman jump scare part literally had me sit up and start hurting my ribs from laughter 😂😂😂

[@nanakofi-sama1729]

Batman scared me for real 😨🤣🤣🤣

[@arulofi]

For now 😂😂😂. Ten years later they gonna be knocking on your door 😂😂😂

[@arielguzman9336]

When in shows the masked dudes face I didn’t know to laugh or be terrified 😂

[@divanshuchandra7159]

I am an accountant and i am laughing so hard at the accuracy of this video🤣

[@faustox77]

Hahahhaha that turbotax allowing you to put in anything you want xD

[@Melvilln]

The whole family conception bit was hilarious but I had to pause the video after he subtlety said 15 strokes that’s actually pretty good. I couldn’t stop laughing, I don’t know why lol

[@AWF1000]

The Taxation Office are threatening without even trying. 😂😂

[@treytucker7404]

My dude snapped and turned into Donald Duck with a temper tantrum for sec 1:40 😂

[@kole9158]

When Batman ran in i fucking died bro

[@theseproblemsmatter1]

Cilvanis your content is on par with most of Hollywood these days. The creativity always impresses me and keeps me coming back

[@HadiNuf]

Lol "AsSalam alaykum brother" you just keep getting funnier Wa Alaykum As Salam brother

[@Glizle]

when he reached in his junk, i was not thinking he was gonna pull out a gun, i can tell you that for sure LOL

[@Delsanar]

*Receives a letter in the mail* "We are performing an audit on you due to significant concerns with your taxes. An agent will be arriving on the 4th of January."

[@TheRealfiqqo]

Imagine paying some taxes

[@Ohthats_tj]

tbh i never payed taxes and i am kinda scared why do people pay them??

[@Blusmj]

✍️🕵️

[@thestranger1164]

@@Ohthats_tj uh oh, you already messed up

[@Ohthats_tj]

@@thestranger1164 the problem is no one tells me how to pay taxes or when to pay taxes so now I'm 20 and never paid taxes

[@thestranger1164]

@@Ohthats_tj Are you in the US?

[@juicy_wewe8114]

the alsalm alaikom in the end killed me😂

[@misakamisakasays4403]

Fr💀

[@OneCSeven]

i just got a fucking email from the IRS right before this and it was just posted 💀

[@tahbeergaming9778]

Cilvanis puttin some Ramadan references in there with the Assalamualaikum haha Clean pronounciation btw bro :D

[@Kami777b]

Aye what was that smile for man, do Batman smile now 😂

[@TheHexidecimal]

Taxes do feel like a gameshow after a certain level.

[@Its_me229]

XD dude started glitching and was sounding like donald duck

[@mr.goblin6039]

They really do be asking the weirdest questions for taxes. FR

[@tsukino_kouki]

lmfao Batman's "Face of Justice" 😆

[@yogi_rara]

The "assalammualaikum" is the most unpredictable twist in this video

[@Ren-uk7kj]

Now I understand why even a criminal like the Joker won’t mess with the IRS.

[@lazerarray8037]

We need more "He got the W FOR NOW" videos man.

[@Yussalim]

I was on the edge of my seat this entire video

[@jerrysmith856]

He just doesn’t miss 🔥🔥🔥

[@kirkofilmz6596]

When Batman showed up I woulda shitted myself 😂😂🤣

[@TheDarkNinja7]

LOL this is so on point. I got flagged on the car and computer questions too.

[@7thComet]

When Batman came out I fucking died 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 bro I can’t stop laughing

[@whoareyou5301]

Bro you shock me at the ending by saying "slam alekm"😂😂😂😂😂

[@mustafaLY2631]

Same 🤯

[@byronsmessedupmind5546]

Mama really asked “how many strokes, an estimate is okay” 😭😭⚰️⚰️⚰️

[@tailedgates9]

1:41 I fucking lost it SO BAD. XD

[@minikame2272]

Irony here being that Batman is the biggest tax cheat in the universe. All of his equipment - which gets written off as business expenses - is used for his own personal cosplay project.

[@patrickokolo1944]

The Batman piece was genius

[@Witchyelfpeach11512]

I could feel the pressure from that interview! 😨

[@dorianpage9593]

The dude literally had Batman on standby to whoop him if he was caught. He got lucky.

[@RedhoodBeyond]

That Batman tho😂. He could give Pattinson a run for his money

[@Shiouro]

So cilvanis hoping in his bag okayyyyyy that was fire and super hilarious 🤣

[@Model_BT-7274]

I was howling when Batman ran in

[@SevaHacks]

WYSI

[@Wildcard727]

Haha WYSI!!

[@AstonishingRed]

I normally don’t find a lot of these comedy KZbinrs funny at all but you’re hilarious dude lol

[@KageBlink]

This is exactly how I feel when ever I do anything regarding the government xD

[@ablur5129]

Why he turn into donald duck then batman showed up lmao

[@MrSirSchmoops]

Yooooo I passed by this and scrolled back up because I knew this would be funny 🤣

[@Wilchz]

1:41 man turned into donald duck 💀

[@FriendlyCall]

Epic ending: "You are good to go, for now, but in 3 years... it shall be costly."