Everything Wrong With Spectre In 16 Minutes Or Less

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[@ride_ai1615]

to this movie's credit, the bomb timer was the most accurate movie countdown I've ever seen

[@TheSchaef47]

Rumor has it the final several minutes of the TDKR bomb counted down in real time.

[@mattp7109]

Twas

[@bumfricker2487]

+Stephen Schaefer Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb

[@Paehon]

+WishThisWasAvailable Shit, too late

[@johnsmitty7447]

+Jett Cyber in the dark knight when batman shoots sticky bombs to the side of the chinese building its in real time

[@TheVergile]

7:07 "but maybe bond never leaves DNA anywhere" maybe my memory is failing me, but i was pretty sure basically half of the franchise is bond leaving his DNA everywhere

[@brianmead7556]

Had to pause to laugh for a minute.

[@majormaccas]

Only half?

[@madisonlink7141]

@@majormaccas TheVergile is counting in runtime, not per-movie.

[@majormaccas]

Madison Link that feels closer, but you need to up those numbers, those are rookie numbers!

[@matthewstengrim]

lol

[@PariahMk231]

How could you not remove sins for that opening scene? It was like 4 minutes of a single shot with no screw ups, hundreds of extras all getting their parts right and all the timing being perfect. That right there is an amazing feat of cinematography, worthy of several sins being removed.

[@JosephDavies]

Might have been better if the entire scene wasn't drenched in yellow. The Craig films have a horrible jaundice issue when outside of London.

[@spectre4165]

Joseph Davies everyone does that when it comes to Mexico though, so it’s not entirely their faults going with the norm but I see your point

[@Cognessence]

I agree. This video's take on the opening scene was far too cynical. You can reduce / criticise *any* bit of entertainment / creative endeavour if you to come to with with an ultra-adversarial approach. I'm all for critiquing stuff, and most films I've seen down the last 10 years have disappointed me, but the opening scene here was incredible and atmospheric, especially in how the foley sound meshed in interesting ways with the soundtrack. It's one of the best Bond openers.

[@gingechicken7394]

@@Cognessence sad that the rest of the movie was sort of meh :/

[@milesdewey4532]

Would’ve been better if it was something a bit more interesting than….. just walking……

[@Moonknife]

Are we gonna just ignore the fact that Bond TOOK DOWN a MOVING HELICOPTER with a freaking Walther PPK

[@PHONICSmossy44]

THANK YOU

[@bubbajones5905]

...at rifle range from a moving boat.

[@Tatertot01]

Q modified his gun to be able to take down choppers too. The end.

[@Xfighter04]

Oh, my. I thought that was a Makarov pistol

[@DmitryDaren]

exactly

[@silase.quester3519]

What irritated me, was when Blofeld had Bond strapped into the chair and was telling him how all the drilling would mess with his coordination, balance and such, but after getting a drill to the skull a few times, then getting up, he's perfectly fine.

[@Nicreator]

Silas E. Quester Well there is an explanation for this. The needle didn't reach his brain. It just drilled into his jaw.

[@laxeystu8096]

He actually did the thing he was going to do, but no effects

[@Toben1010]

Move character: *breathes in* Cinemasins: character breathes in cliche

[@diesel9324]

This probably sounds too serious; the Spectre ring has seven tentacles because the Spectre organization has their full grip on all seven continents.

[@blitz4704]

Well good for them they got their hands on antartica. Those Penguins better watch out.

[@sophied1703]

Blitz 470 in the 27th Bond movie it’s all gonna come down to who controls Antarctica, bet

[@kleetus92]

that or it has 6 arms and a really big dick...

[@Dagr8soldjer]

kleetus92 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ajalonzo2705]

I always thought it was because the 8th tentacle is behind the one that is dead center

[@traviselrod7803]

Ok...so you got one wrong. Spectre let Bond in knowingly, which is why the guards make a call as soon as they let Bond in, which is also how Blofeld knows Bond is there.

[@ekehernandez]

Bond doesn't threaten the cats, he's referring to the fact that MI6 employes might soon lose their jobs because of Moriarty.

[@DILLIGAF785643]

"We all know what C stands for" Yeah boi, sin off for that one "Careless" Aw, that's not what we thought C stands for, sin back on

[@stephenrice2063]

Actually, I thought it would be "Click," given the context. But I did like the exchange between C and M.

[@markmcguffin873]

Am I the only one who thought it would be c*nt

[@bondpenelopebond]

@@markmcguffin873 omfg exactly same

[@Juan-zl3fy]

@@markmcguffin873 That was the only possible answer

[@FPShkED]

That 4 minute opening is actually an impressive ONE scene sequence. From establishing shot, to introducing James Bond, all done in ONE take. You need to minus 10 sins just on that one.

[@dstarr3]

+Edwin Au Yeung I can appreciate that, but you can't just insert impressive shots into a film if they have no purpose but to be impressive shots. It doesn't add anything to the film except running time.

[@FPShkED]

+Dave Starr I agree they could of cut that shorter. Director fail lol

[@CorneelVf]

+Edwin Au Yeung Well, to be perfectly honest, Spectre's Director of Photography, Hoyte van Hoytema, admitted that that scene was accomplished by 3 takes, stitched together. From the skull to Bond and the woman going into the hotel is one shot. The Dias de los Muertos poster is CGI'd in, this is the first stitch. Second shot is Bond and the woman in the lobby, through the lift, ending with Bond saying that he won't be long. The camera moving out of the window is the second stitch. The third and final shot is Bond walking on the rooftops and setting up his gun. Doesn't mean the scene isn't breathtaking, and amazingly executed, but technically it isn't one shot.

[@FPShkED]

+Corneel Vanfleteren interesting!

[@franktedder1236]

13:10 a double happen...it's a glitch in the matrix!

[@deathninjamaster]

I thought I was crazy

[@yamikage8826]

That is a "Sin"

[@Haplo2020]

It's clearly the Happening.

[@JamesP5871]

I thought he sined so much he had a mini stroke.

[@wakipaki7381]

Yeah, the audio glitched and dropped sync with the video.

[@LAK_770]

3:25 the bouncer immediately reports Bond on a walkie, and later, it becomes clear that Blofeld was expecting Bond when he turns and addresses him.

[@danieldaw1778]

I love how they made a big deal about Monica Belluci being the Bond films oldest "Bond Girl", and she's only in the movie for what, like 15-20 minutes?

[@theflagrespawns7695]

+Daniel Daw Bondgirl just means he shagged them.

[@danieldaw1778]

TheFlagRespawns I was pretty sure it was meant as the most important female character in the story. She wasn't even that important to the story.

[@theflagrespawns7695]

Daniel Daw I thought so too before I saw this film, then realised his penis is the only requirement for the title.

[@danieldaw1778]

TheFlagRespawns So "Bond girl" refers to any girl he puts his dick into during the movie? Fuck it, you're probably right

[@DerDudelino]

I will never understand why they didn't made her the female lead. Seydoux played a random chick Bond wanted to bang, nothing more. I think Belluci could have brought in way more character and substance.

[@NicolasLopez-gy5rg]

I think they purposely allowed Bond into the secret meeting because they saw his face but when he flashed the ring the guy looked like he knew he was coming and was told ahead of time to let him in without a fuss so that way the dude sitting at the table could call him out, already knowing he was there. But I may be overthinking it

[@CoDINmyHEART]

i thought so too

[@bendavalos1772]

the guy explaining this movie has more loop hood in his explanation then the move! he should of took 17 min lol

[@cw7792]

@@bendavalos1772 and a horrible voice as well

[@Robman0908]

Not over thinking it. As soon as they let Bond in, the goons instantly report it via their phones.

[@marcokrueger3399]

Not overthinking, it's just how it was meant. The other thing with the watch: I always thought the alarm was meant in case Bond would steal the car. I recently discovered it was meant for the watch. Nearly everything he says here is not a sin. It just seems legit because he's moving on so fast. If you take these videos seriously, they just don't make sense...

[@minarik01]

Blofeld knew he was there, because that tall guy in the "whisper" scene told him. that was the point of the whisper.

[@joeberryman3563]

"I can't go with you, James. I have to get kidnapped for the climax."

[@kurokochi317]

Q already said " The watch alarm is loud" and bond said "got it" maybe you should pay more attention to that

[@charliejones3119]

kuroko chi but he could of said its bomb

[@kurokochi317]

+Charlie Jones but he didn't. It was just a metaphor

[@charliejones3119]

kuroko chi yes but we didn't know what was going to happen or where he was going to go do basically it's a fuck u to the audience

[@kurokochi317]

+Charlie Jones man, they got used to this gadget, it's a suprise comeback for bond then let them be

[@bananian]

kuroko chi weird how Q was being sarcastic about exploding pens in Skyfall.

[@galarianmike283]

FUN FACT: In 2016, there was a Day of the Dead parade in Mexico City for the first time, because of this film.

[@orwinbeane4171]

If you're being sarcastic, you're not funny. If you're being serious, you're an idiot.

[@galarianmike283]

Miraak Yikes. Sharp. Well, there was a parade. Not that anyone outside of Mexico cared...

[@josephwang5859]

@@orwinbeane4171 No he is correct.. www.bbc.com/news/av/world-latin-america-37815192 www.theguardian.com/world/2016/oct/29/day-of-the-dead-parade-james-bond-mexico-city The parade in the movie is imaginary but Mexican tourism officials made it real. Sort of the like the American Express Black Card.

[@ariklion37]

@@orwinbeane4171 imagine calling him an idiot without even checking if what he says is legit

[@NewGoldStandard]

@@orwinbeane4171 Oof.

[@thomasstratton9394]

Surely it deserves to have 1 sin removed for that time when Bond commanded the security guard to "Stay!", like he was talking to a dog.

[@CloudHater]

Nothing about how Bond shrugs off being rendered a vegetable, because Bond.

[@CloudHater]

?

[@creme8338]

true!

[@kinghubris2536]

Why is it called that? Being a vegetable? I know vegetables are unable to do anything, but so can a lot of things

[@KhanMann66]

+Sylvester Bukhave Edström It means you're brain dead.

[@knights8400]

+RadioLogicalHazard There was only a chance that the needle would render him a vegetable. Not %100

[@Advent3546]

So Adele gets a sin in the Skyfall video but Sam Smith gets off sin free?

[@bernhardm.3118]

Cinema sins Counter: 1

[@NickNitro03]

Best sentence ever: Batista Bomb

[@officiald4de961]

It's not a sentence, it's a phrase

[@patrikstreng6834]

Buurn

[@CryingZombie666]

+patrik streng hi

[@CryingZombie666]

+Nick Nitro I wonder near the end of the vid if that was J.R.'s voice or someone else's

[@danyon611]

+StygianTraveler141 Sorry, it's Michael Cole and JBL.

[@PsychoMetalKid]

Skyfalls sin video: 4 minutes Spectres sin video: 16 minutes Guess that makes the difference between the movies pretty clear.

[@JosephDavies]

They really need to remake the Skyfall one. They left out so much since it was one of their earliest videos. Given that it's the worst of the Craig Bond films, it really deserves another look, too.

[@theitfactorjameswheezer2852]

Joseph Davies Skyfall is top 10 bond films period and Craig is my least favorite bond. Lol

[@bowens9211]

@@theitfactorjameswheezer2852 you don't know how to judge anything properly lol

[@theitfactorjameswheezer2852]

Bowens92 your comment can be summed up as “WAAAAAH MY OPINION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOURS WAAAAAH”

[@theitfactorjameswheezer2852]

Milton77 what kinda gay ass comment is lil blowjob? And I don’t like CraFohig’s bond and I still think skyfall is a goat movie.

[@emretopal1233]

13:00 I like how he forgot it is a british car. Driver is on the right.

[@KevWebsz]

9:35 love how he just full force kicked a table into her face lmao

[@CatskillOne]

+KevWebsz Lol.

[@maatiisan]

9:36 She gets a solid table, full of glasses, kicked straight at her face at point blank range... but not a scratch on her, doesn't even get knocked out?

[@incomingicbm3676]

One correction, I'm sure Bond leaves DNA everywhere. ...lol

[@markdillow1677]

Incoming ICBM It’s a good one some people may not of picked that up but I did

[@Lordbitness]

There’s semen everywhere

[@wez3448]

Mark Dillow was the time

[@wez3448]

Mark Dillow wi were ret I gotta yo were y’all going we’re ty

[@wez3448]

Mark Dillow is a eee wewe We morning u

[@DJTwitchify]

"You were just a girl when I saw you first." "Au revoire, Shosanna!" LMMMFFAOOO.

[@jessehopper8996]

M didnt need to crall over to the drivers side, he was driving.(right hand drive in England) +1 sin for you.

[@benabad4186]

But still, the driver's side was pinned to the wall. He still would have needed to get out of the car and run down. What he could've done is hide in the back, but we don't see that.

[@ThePoohat]

she didn't need to crall, but, she did need to crawl

[@rucker69]

And another sin for the shite audio editing just after that line.

[@professionalprocrastinator8103]

@@ThePoohat He*

[@ThePoohat]

@@professionalprocrastinator8103i don't even know who m is haha, james bond is trash

[@spartanbegginner909]

that opening scene was pretty good, didn't think it was sin worthy

[@JT29501]

+Dominic P It really was very good, the whole pre-credits sequence was excellent in my view. It's a shame the movie could never get back to those heights for the rest of it, although I didn't hate it, I thought it was pretty average.

[@spartanbegginner909]

James Tucker yea i agree

[@jessehamm3573]

That one "architect of all your pain" twist should have been worth at least 5 million sins.

[@jamesmcgrath1952]

Oh come on here. How can you not call BS on Bond shooting down a helicopter with a .32 acp PPK?

[@s00-x2h]

While he might have had a better shot with the sig sauer

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

It's probably chambered in .380. Happy? Plus, he was using the Sig Sauer P226 9mm before he ran out of ammunition.

[@s00-x2h]

Shorty Shorty Just look at that distance, you know it can't happen, definitely not with a ppk

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

okay, maybe.

[@sasakihiroshi1]

exactly

[@supbrotv]

Seriously they got christoph waltz, one of the greatest actors/villains in hollywood right now to play the main bond villain, and they did not utilize even 1% of his talents, this pissed me off so badly.

[@peterstangl8295]

+supbrotv same goes for Andrew Scott.

[@fishbrehth]

+supbrotv you quoted that from a shitty review

[@bladervinay]

'I heard a name in Mexico, a pale king' Oh, you mean Michael Jackson Ha ha ha I wasn't ready for that LMAO

[@sharonkurth5337]

Cinema Sins: "Movie went through a lot of trouble to make Madeline 007's girlfriend...but she won't be back in the next one, unless it's to kill her and give Bond a second woman to grieve over for 4 movies." The plot of No Time to Die: Ha!

[@RonBest]

11:13 Previous four movies? this 5th movie? Casino Royale, Quantum of solace, Skyfall and Spectre. It's four movies not five.

[@werewolfgundam1212]

I was looking for this comment to make sure i wasn't bugging

[@cayden2744]

1 sin

[@milton7763]

I think you forgot The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

[@maxw565]

*ding*

[@Modernww2fare]

What Jeremy doesn't consider is that Craig's movies are not connected to all the pre-Casino Royale films

[@jamesschuur2801]

You missed a cinema sin: when Bond's bones was drilled into it should have causes massive swelling.

[@anadryantontine]

I never thought I'd hear Michael Cole's voice on a CinemaSins video. Add one more sin for me.

[@Jed_Elias]

The best thing about these videos is that it gives you a summation of the movie in case you don’t feel like watching it or don’t have time to. Case in point, seeing an advance screening of No time to die in a few hours. 😏

[@dpapad202]

Exactly what I am doing right now dude 😂

[@crazzilla7203]

you missed out the part where they drill into his head, and say it will fuck up his sense of balance, and memory. Bond then goes to remember the name of the lady, how to be a spy, and then lands like 50 perfect shots on the bad guys with his gun.

[@LordConstipation]

That bothered me as well. They made it seem like Bond's mind was about to be irreparably damaged, and then it had zero effect

[@RealJayJay]

+crazzilla He also shouldnt be able to walk beccause his balance is fucked up

[@crazzilla7203]

JayJay or undo a lock around his wrists that he can't see

[@RealJayJay]

crazzilla This was the first and last James Bon movie that i watched

[@crazzilla7203]

JayJay to be fair, the entire plot was based of the James Bond books, so they kinda had to follow a script which was written like 20 years ago

[@Shiirow]

"Bond doesnt leave DNA anywhere." Of course he doesnt, or else we'd see hundreds of James Bond Jrs running around by now. Or maybe all the current bonds are really James Bond Jr, James Bond III, James Bond IV....etc because Sean Connery Bond couldnt help shaking random womens martini's.

[@ShinyRayquazza]

13:03 "Driver's side" That is not the driver's side, silly American. *Ding!*

[@Barzins1]

What part was that? I forget.

[@ShinyRayquazza]

Barry Sabahat The part where the truck smashed the right side (driver's side) of the car against the wall.

[@Barzins1]

Ah! Yes. That's right.

[@neilsimmons5080]

​@@Barzins1it's at 13:06

[@BenRangel]

3:07 - Everyone in movies has an obsession with lamps. You can watch a movie about someone who supposedly doesn't give a shit about anything, yet they will still have 14 lamp shades spread out perfectly across their living room.

[@WilliamJakespeareProps]

i fell asleep in the theater when I saw this.

[@user-dd2dg3pl5e]

+William Jakespeare yeah I was watching it on a plane.....I lasted 5 minutes :P

[@Saidriak]

I fell asleep at home

[@RandomSelectGaming]

+William Jakespeare i fell asleep at mad max 3d

[@yoga_bear.]

same here

[@deividasmalaska5793]

Same

[@maxmarcolin3758]

I raised my hand at the lizard bit✋☝️

[@toukasrage-tnsr4689]

#Specteremovielizardforpresident2016.

[@CynnamonVA]

+Luke Burton Hey, better than our current candidates xD

[@UmVtCg]

+M2 Games Good for you.

[@lolnah1331]

You forgot the part where bond just decides to not have memory loss at the end of the torture scene.

[@Barzins1]

Bond's memory of women is in his genitalia.

[@macdaddytheman638]

Jeremy: "You think this MoneyPenny actress is like 'I'm supposed to just glare?!' Like she had more lines last movie!" Me: (*Makes flashback noises*) MoneyPenny: "He's in the Audi!" MoneyPenny: "He's behind the VW Beetle!"

[@kirkmack1992]

This movie could have been bloody amazing

[@Weaponsandstuff93]

+Kirk Mackintosh A film with Blofeld and Spectre and no Doomsday plot was doomed to fail from the offset.

[@tutorialmasterfreak]

it wasn't bad by Andy means. it was good, but wasn't the best. a few parts seemed cliche but I enjoyed it as much as skyfall

[@jumpinshade]

+Kirk Mackintosh such waste of christoph Waltz talent

[@tutorialmasterfreak]

Yeah they literally showed him in 3 scenes

[@colbykanter2000]

When people review movies, they're forced to talk about the gems and flaws, but who really cares about problems with the script? Who cares about a weak storyline? If you enjoy the movie, that's all that counts. Share your negative thoughts somewhere else. I'm not saying you guys were HATING the movie. Still, it doesn't matter if Spectre isn't the best. It's still a good movie.

[@vincentknight27]

Yo just in case you read this @ CinemaSins I've seen some people suggesting that you should switch voices occasionally. DON'T. Jeremy has the most amazing voice and is perfect fit for this. So I just want to let you know that I (and I don't think I'm alone on this) DON'T want anyone else narrating.

[@tysonromaniuk7674]

hey cinema sins. bring on the folks from brand sins for a change

[@fite-4-ever876]

such a waste of Christoph waltz

[@jasminethornwell4644]

Exactly! I was so excited that he was the villain, but he sucked.

[@liltito1519]

He did good but obviously he is capable of much more, I guess directors didn't want a villain we'd like more then the Bond himself.

[@egdapo]

Christoph Waltz tends to disagree... seeing as HE chose to be in the movie lol

[@TehObLiVioUs]

what if Quentin Tarantino made a bond film... damn.

[@amandah.2688]

Not convincing as a villain.. Rubbish casting..

[@LuanNguyen-zd5fb]

The quote from Hans Landa at the end got me. Well played

[@AndyMcKeeFanForLife]

You forgot to sin Bond managing to take down a helicopter with a pistol at several hundred yards away. Most unbelievable part of the movie right there.

[@Crowley9]

Sin #67: Apparently that is not an analysis of DNA traces on the ring, but the ring contains reidite (an extremely rare mineral only discovered in a handful of meteorite impact sites) and it's cross-referencing that with toxicology reports containing reidite. Which admittedly raises a load of other questions, such as why the toxicology reports would list that or how these people got it in their bloodstream just from occasionally wearing a ring containing it.

[@AurynTwo]

+Crowley9 and who fucking build a ring with meteorites :p

[@HuyV]

I am planning to do that actually. There's a nice instructible. Google it.

[@amitabhakusari2304]

Magic forensics

[@shack8110]

Aren't they done with this stupid Bond shit yet? God damn these movies are dumb. Who is paying for this shit?

[@Top-tier-alpha]

For the sin at 13:00 minutes, it is technically the passenger side not the driver side that M needs to crawl over since they are in the United Kingdom and drive on the left side lol

[@brittianica]

+Spenser Selbo I THOUGHT THE SAME THING.

[@Pete762]

+Spenser Selbo ding

[@caitlindunbar6697]

Uh...the wheel is on the RIGHT side of the car. Just saying.

[@slamblamboozled1245]

Yes, the wheels on the right hand side. Spenser said that the UK drives on the left side, meaning the left side of the road.

[@xavieredwards6156]

Sam Lemke your correct as a British person I can back up that we drive on the left with the wheel on the right side of the car

[@alexlogan1904]

A moment of silence for all of those gas canisters Bond ruthlessly cut down during this series. I’m surprised that after their effectiveness, Q wouldn’t have crafted a small one for Bond to keep in his pocket for whenever a gun fight ensues.

[@nslater1388]

Why does Jeremy keep saying 5 films with Daniel Craig? There's only 4; Casino Royal, Quantum of Solace, SkyFall and Specter. I'm giving one sin to this video!

[@heyday1233]

I'm giving a sin to your spelling of "Spectre"

[@nslater1388]

+Heyday123 Well played.

[@Awesomeness121000]

+N Slater its the American spelling

[@heyday1233]

And that sir is why it is a sin :D

[@tommycarr8111]

+Awesomeness121000 But in the Bond movies, SPECTRE is an acronym, so it has to be spelt as Spectre.

[@MTsteelMT]

1:27 If you knew what spectre meant, you would know it's not an octopus ring

[@BankaHok15]

So?? Still don't make it less sucks

[@MTsteelMT]

+Problem Mo Still, CinemaSins could focus on the actual plot holes instead of unnoticeable shit like this.

[@lilfizzhead]

If it's not an octopus thing, then why does the opening credits music sequence feature an octopus wrapping its tentacles around every other thing in the opening credits music sequence?

[@slamblamboozled1245]

What does it mean? Also the original spectre logo had 8 legs.

[@3DiversionsDeep]

That's not how CinemaSins works.

[@rafaelapari]

Everything wrong with Spongebob: Sponge out of water

[@dongerp678]

And the world will be complete

[@talerian6577]

+Rafael Apari The fact the trailer showed mostly the Live-Action scenes when the live-action doesn't happen untill the last 30 Minutes or something

[@takotafischer2228]

I'm actually kinda mad you didnt take a sin off for that musically glorious and visually spectacular opening credit scene. I literally couldn't take my eyes off it I thought it was great. Also you couldve redeemed that sin if you had sinned the tentacle porn in said scene. 😂😂😂

[@digitalexordium4763]

I liked the opening, it was very new for a Bond film, but I wish they had used spectre from radio head

[@dashtoroya2838]

Nah, the song is too mediocre for sin off.

[@partsunknown42]

would have been better with the Radiohead song

[@steviedennis4218]

The shot of the lizard actually did enhance my enjoyment of this James Bond movie, as it distracted me from the bullshit I was meant to be watching

[@ticktock2000x]

Ooh, a lizard!

[@milton7763]

Stevie Dennis I hired a top-dollar prostitute to give me a blowjob during this movie. The gekko (it’s not a lizard) completely threw me off and made me cum early. I’m sure I would have lasted the full 2.5 hours if it hadn’t....fucking reptiles

[@alexreilly6121]

It was actually the Ghost Rider lizard, he'd seen some shit, Bond-wise, so he decided to end it all by going for a stroll with 2 GRs riding by.

[@stephenrice2063]

It enhanced my enjoyment too, because I'm pathologically obsessed with GEICO.

[@thelonesculler]

11:12 I counted three. Casino Royale, Quantum and Skyfall

[@jdowns]

thought I was the only one who noticed that

[@Exocet235]

Same, unless he's counting die another day for some reason

[@therobomega]

+Shadowwolf TD5000 Let's also not leave out 12:55. If I'm not mistaken, M was the driver of the car, so if the driver side door is too close to the wall to get out, why would he need to crawl over to the driver side seat to get out.

[@thelonesculler]

therobomega Because Cinemasins is American and has no comprehension of British vehicles having the driver on the right

[@HECKproductions]

13:23 guy holds a gun up to a person who supposedly cant seen it anyway **ding**

[@milton7763]

“This scene almost makes me want to see that stupid invisible car again” Come on! You can’t sin a scene for being unrealistic and meanwhile use such a preposterous metaphor. No-one, absolutely no-one wants to see that car again. Frankly, I think that’s why they made it invisible

[@eonsislept207]

Sam Mendes and Daniel Craig are just phoning this shit in. It's sad, really.

[@FirstPlace97]

But isn't this only the fourth movie?

[@porterburkett819]

Hahahahahahahahahaha

[@ssj5shadowgohanx2]

It is for this version of Bond

[@FirstPlace97]

Ren Sent0ki so I sin CinemaSins for counting this as the 5th.

[@ledolphinz3942]

Let's see... Casino Royale, Quantum of Solace, Skyfall, and Spectre. yep, the fourth.

[@singingchef23]

The 4 Craig films set up You Only Live Twice when Blofeld was originally introduced to us. Therefore it's the 5th film

[@Kiraboshi128]

4:49 The Nine Eyes exist and are a blatant reference to Snowden. Also I'm amazed at how this movie is similar to Captain America 2. A conspiring organisation run by a German criminal mastermind infiltrates government security and uses mass surveillance to basically run the world. Did I mention Spectre and Hydra both use an octopus?

[@Kiraboshi128]

Don't get me wrong, I'm a first-hour James Bond fan and I would never say Fleming copied Stan Lee. I'm not pointing the organisation itself, but rather how the movie handled its plot. I'm just saying they could have introduced SPECTRE without resorting to the exact same plot device Marvel used in Cap 2. I'm also quite bothered to see the Snowden case becoming a convenient gimmick rather than a real opportunity to raise awareness on mass surveillance and its consequences.

[@nooctip]

+UncleMikeNJ The Red Skull was only involved with Hydra in the movies. In the comics it was always founded and led by Baron Wolfgang Von Strucker.Also Blofield in the books was born in Germany to a Polish father and a Greek mother. None of which has anything to do with the similarities of the movies, but I'm pointing it out because I feel like it.

[@danbuckig4564]

just so you guys know, it's a ghost not an octopus

[@ShiftingDrifter]

The building didn't fall on Bond, 19th century construction was to connect brick and mortar rooms (no rebar back then) then attach a decorative and elaborate brick facade using cement. What you see falling towards Bond is the building's facade that broke loose by the explosion, then dropped a foot or two first before falling forward in one piece which was completely plausible. They still often break loose during earthquakes killing people.

[@ebransc09]

You skipped taking down a helicopter with a handgun???

[@kat-kalamity]

How dare he. Also I'd give at least 20 sins for the freaking couch.

[@nicolas2419]

And they skipped also killing a bad guy with several barrels of beer...

[@kat-kalamity]

@@matthewdavidjarvis6039 Ok... you know your shit so good point xD no complaints

[@eltoro747]

@@matthewdavidjarvis6039 Well, first of all Bond is on a moving vehicle that bounces on the waves, trying to shoot a moving target, so even hitting the helicopter (not the engine, I mean even hitting any part of the helicopter) would be the luckiest shot ever in the history of shhoting. Second he is using a Walther PPK which has a pretty short barrel and actually uses a relatively weak cartridge - even ig we assume that Bond has some super bullets the barrels is way too short. So the effective range would be less than 50 meters and even if it hit its target wouldn't have enough power to penetrate the fuselage, even if we assume it is some special MI6 round designed by Q. :)

[@RGS_1520]

"Everything Wrong with Spectre in 16 MInutes or Less" "MInutes" "MI-nutes" "MI-6" I see what you did there.

[@petergriff97]

+RGS how does nutes mean 6?

[@RGS_1520]

+Peter Griffiths ....did I ever say that nutes meant six? I was deconstructing the sentence

[@petergriff97]

Fair enough. I thought your jump from MInutes to MI-6 implied it.

[@brycewalker3726]

+Peter Griffiths Or "Everything wrong with spectre in 16 minutes or less" M-inutes 16 M16 MI6

[@brycewalker3726]

+Peter Griffiths Or "Everything wrong with spectre in 16 minutes or less" M-inutes 16 M16 MI6

[@vincentknight27]

This movie wasted Monica Bellucci. That is a shame.

[@aisthefisherman]

Eva Green, Vesper, is the only girl worth caring about in Daniel Craig's Bond films.. All other actresses were horrible

[@bigbruno2232]

Which is now getting annoying they have to tribute vesper so many times.

[@vincentknight27]

Anthony Mercado I wouldn't blame the actresses not in Spectre at least. Bellucci had like 2 minutes of screen time which is a crime in itself, what was she supposed to do in that limited time? And Lea Seydoux was fine, her character just didn't have anything interesting which I would say is due to mediocre writing

[@vincentknight27]

Noah Larson Eva Green was Casino Royale, right? I think you meant Lea Seydoux

[@medic8377]

Yes, from Casino Royale.

[@JaredShue]

13:02 Its the UK so the M actually would have to climb over to the passenger side to get out. The driver side is against the wall. Love the videos guys, keep it up!!!

[@willemverheij3412]

Oddly enough they did not sin the thing that bothered me the most about this movie: That Bond gets drilled inside his head yet somehow is able to run away, shoot guards with 100% accuracy and fly away in a helicopter straight after that like nothing happened.

[@jam63112]

I was disapointed because there was so much promotion with this new Aston Martin but saw it about five minutes in a more than two hours film

[@bagpipe1979]

some of the funniest are the very last VO part you guys put in. always make me laugh. thanks

[@jedimasterpickle3]

5 movies? What? Didn't Craig just do 4? Casino Royal, Quantum of Solace, Skyfall, and now Spectre?

[@callmeinstead]

wait... I'm pretty sure this is the 4th Daniel Craig Bond movie... DING

[@sarahjohns8559]

yup

[@kevinn4038]

Blonde four foo tall Bond. Ding

[@mauriciocalderonmora]

DING!

[@vlocity2360]

DING!

[@Paulafan5]

It feels like the 5th, after the horrible last 2 films.

[@_Master_Wolf]

Let's all agree that Martin Campbell (Casino Royale and Golden Eye) is the ideal Bond film director and needs to direct the next one.

[@madhavjalagam8218]

I don't know man Skyfall was actually pretty good. And Spectre wasn't that bad.

[@_Master_Wolf]

Madhav Aditya You're right, they were both only pretty good. But Golden Eye and Casino Royale were A+ What do you prefer? XD

[@andresblanco7257]

+Madhav Aditya skyfall is overrated

[@High_Key]

+Silent Wolf MY TWO FAVORITE BOND FILMS!!! YESSSSS

[@_Master_Wolf]

Daniel Lin MINE TOO MAN!

[@booksteer7057]

I remember Bond's escape from the torture chair to be especially preposterous and easy. Also, why was Blofeld's chopper following the Thames? Any straight line would've taken him away from the river except to cross it.

[@GingerBreadZach]

It's actually a requirement in London that helicopter traffic follow the rivers (mainly the Thames), because otherwise if they crash it would put far greater risk on the congested population of London. Look up the London Heli-Routes.

[@booksteer7057]

@@GingerBreadZach That is interesting, but why would Blofeld care about obeying traffic laws when he is trying to escape?

[@GentM2015]

Now I might be alone in this but, I truly enjoyed Spectre. The action was truly spectacular all around.

[@charo703]

+Gent M Yup, you're alone.

[@GentM2015]

DirectFromQuebec That's arguable mate. But it does feel as if I'm in the minority on this one, that's for sure.

[@chicanotings5909]

don’t worry bro, i enjoyed it. i thought it was good

[@Draw4Dame]

That shit was A$$ mission impossible>>>>>

[@stewiegriffin12341]

This movie was like getting cream cheese as a birthday present. But in a really, REALLY nice box.

[@micahsackey8680]

Yeah but just grab some bagels and you have the best breakfast of your life

[@girllawrin]

Eloquently put.

[@scigirl2028]

Great video as always, but you missed the number 1 sin: WHERE DOES HE GET THE PLANE???!!!! Seriously! They're on top of a mountain with no landing strip anywhere in sight, but when the bad guys start driving down the mountain, poof! Bond is chasing them in a plane.

[@Zamolxes77]

+Lindsey Bordelon He used his "summon a plane" level 7 card, He's an archmage too.

[@AngryDeluxe]

Funny Bonds girlfriend is in the next film and looks like she doesn't die but is a cause for another problem lol.

[@Ondr4H]

Well yes, but actually no... I cried a river...

[@hollandfray4521]

That’s what they want you to think…that ending hurt

[@CouchTfilms]

Felt more like a spoof than an actual Bond film

[@kasrakhatir]

it was the bond movie I waited 9 years for. surely not as great as skyfall but up there with goldeneye and thunderball

[@CouchTfilms]

+kasra khatir I didn't like Skyfall as much as others...Casino Royale is my favorite of the recent Bond films...but I thought this was a step back

[@slyfox333able]

+Couch Tomato Casino Royale is by far one of the best Bond films. As is Skyfall. Spectre was... Meh, compared to the two I just listed, but it's better than most. Especially better than Die Another Day and Quantum of Solace, they were piss-poor.

[@kasrakhatir]

In my opinion Diamonds Are Forever and Die Another Day are still to this day the most disappointing movies in the series

[@wilomica]

+Couch Tomato Yes, that is how I felt about Skyfall too.

[@montychipgaming7998]

I raised my hand. that lizard made the movie

[@clayboyle467]

1:45. I didn't know that James Bond was a villain.

[@Jebusite100]

Batista gouging the guys eyeballs out is an ode to Blade Runner. Remember that Batista was in Blade Runner 2049. In the first Blade Runner, Tyrell had his eyes gouged out by Roy Batty in the same way.

[@lorde_spooky]

First of all, I loved the lizard shot, second of all, the spectre organization has spanned the entire history of bond since Sean Connery

[@takix2007]

No it hasn't. It was the main antagonist in Connery + Lazenby films + "Diamonds". Then, due to copyright issues / author's rights, MGM was not allowed to use the names SPECTRE or Ernst Stavro Blofeld until a court decision gave them the rights back for this film. This is why : - the bald guy in a wheelchair in the pre-title of "For your eyes only" is unnamed in the credits - the organisation to which Le Chiffre and all the other bozo antagonists from the Craig movies belonged was called "Quantum", until it wasn't. They got the names SPECTRE and Ernst Stavro Blofeld back, and immediately used them and threw them away like an old handkerchief in a forgettable movie.

[@lorde_spooky]

@@takix2007 why are you responding to seven year old comments man

[@takix2007]

@@lorde_spooky dunno 😄 Yet you answered very quickly 🤣

[@dawnpowers7626]

@@takix2007 I just watched Dr. No. HE mentioned Spectre. It even stands for something, which I now forget. That's the first movie

[@takix2007]

@@dawnpowers7626 yes indeed. Is that in contradiction with what I wrote: SPECTRE was the main antagonist in Connery-era Bonds (and the Lazenby one). Dr. No is a Connery-era Bond film.

[@Hard_Boiled_Entertainment]

Most of the "sins" in this vid are "might as well sue the whole franchise". And most of them have pretty obvious answers, like Bautista's character taking extra long to kill the guy (to...maintain fear of failure among the other members who are *watching*, perhaps?). Or Q's attitude with the gadgets (he knows darn well Bond's going to go on the mission anyway).

[@ThomasBlithe]

I'll give you the gadgets one, but maintain the fear of failure? That's some bullshit

[@Hard_Boiled_Entertainment]

Think of it: "If you make such an obvious blunder...a slow and painful death awaits."

[@morkofork]

M cimbed out of the passenger side door, we drive on the left in the UK.

[@nicholasfielding9157]

They let him in the meeting because it was a trap. I don’t even know why I’m commenting, this video is 7 years old just about. It’s amazing what rewatching bond movies can make you do. Also the guard then called security, so that’s likely how he knew. Sorry I’m watching and typing as I go.

[@jpschumacher8543]

Automatic screenwriting software. SAVAGE

[@JosephDavies]

John Logan... close enough.

[@debbieaguilar5498]

The two biggest sins I found in Spectre is the misusage of Monica Bellucci and Christopher Waltz...

[@titusbarnes8306]

i slept for atleast 45 minutes of this movie and missed not a damn thing

[@Acolyte8]

Me too. Way too much talking.

[@alexcooke4856]

Sin 130 and 131 are so contradictory it's hilarious. 130 is "Why doesn't Blofeld stay behind to make sure Bond dies? Sin!" and 131 is "How does Blofeld know where Bond is going to be so he can shine a search light on him? Sin!" If he stayed behind to shine the light, HE STAYED BEHIND, meaning 130 isn't even a sin

[@MrDready77]

I was expecting The force awakens today... probably next time?

[@3121ization]

I don't think until all of them are out

[@marlongerke6618]

Agree

[@8maxthemax8]

+MrDready77 The next one is probably going to be a kid's movie. Hype!

[@Olibro_64]

+MrDready77 I hope Jeremy and Chris wait until rouge one to release it,

[@ChrisChoi123]

+MrDready77 They're american, so today would be 4/5. Wait next month so it can be 5/4 so it is May the Fourth.

[@shubhamkejriwal7698]

There's a difference between Rogue Nation and Spectre. Rogue Nation was good.

[@Zatsumaster]

no "Fire tentacle porn" comment during the intro?

[@kevinw712]

I would've thought this movie would've learned from Star Trek Into Darkness' mistake. EVERYONE knew that Benedict Cumberbatch was going to be playing Kahn, yet they kept up the ruse that he was someone else. JJ Abrams later admitted it was the wrong move to try and still be so secretive about that for so long. And here in Spectre, EVERYONE knew that Christoph Walz was going to be playing Blofield, but they kept denying that all the way up til release.

[@proxsea7496]

"Got insanely good parking for arriving so late" omg haha 😂😂😂