Everything Wrong With Dark Shadows In 16 Minutes Or Less

[@WeazelGaming]

I really enjoyed this movie. It wasn't a 'good' movie, no, but it was pretty fun, and I liked Johnny Depp's acting. Of course, it probably helps that I didn't really know about the original soap opera prior to seeing the movie, so I had no expectations regarding it.

[@francoispicard1503]

Pretty much my opinion

[@wolfcrow4822]

I saw most of the soap opera in the nineties when it was shown on Sci-Fi and watched the TV movie and the later mini-series but I still loved this. Burton does things for cinematic effect not accuracy, which I guess accounts for a lot of CinemaSins 'sins', period. The original soap was basically written pretty much from week to week so poor continuity and corniness are quite accurate and were part of the original's charm. This movie is the best fun if you're in the right mood.

[@kcjoules1841]

Did not know there was a soap opera

[@pdworld3421]

Johnny Depp ruined Barnabas Collins. They should have gotten a real actor and they should have made a real horror opera

[@Doomed-qu8yj]

Johnny Depp has three levels of acting. Jack Sparrow, sober jack Sparrow, and Johnny Depp. He's a great guy...but his range as an actor is fucking pathetic, and his career is only still alive because of pale, fat girls that are obsessed with Burton movies

[@multiplephantasms]

looking back, the line “you’re growing into quite the fetching creature” is obvious werewolf foreshadowing

[@johnhammersmith7828]

=o really????

[@multiplephantasms]

John Hammersmith i don’t need your sass 😂

[@johnhammersmith7828]

:D thats it boy, go outside and cut me a switch. Ill be out there after I finish this case of bud light and this pack of marlboros to give you a good whoopin'

[@multiplephantasms]

John Hammersmith i’m into that 😍

[@kattamos6696]

I thought these comments were gonna turn into an argument, they didn't and I'm so happy 😂

[@Jelly4Telly]

One thing I don’t understand about the werewolf scene is, why did the witch have her enemy’s daughter turned into a werewolf? I mean, why give your worst enemy such a powerful ability which will come back to bite you in the ass... LITERALLY!

[@billlupin8345]

She wasn't supposed to gain control over her powers. In the show, werewolves attack people randomly, often lethally.

[@dr.bright6272]

Poor planning

[@3P5C1]

Literally a golem.

[@arabellastringer3788]

Sam Weaver because she'd know that Caroline's mother be very angry at it and surprised about Caroline being a wear wolf and angie would have her revenge.

[@arabellastringer3788]

She wasn't suppose to gain control of her wearwolf powers she was suppost to reandomly attack people so that she would have no idea what she did or what happened but over the years Caroline gained control as she memorised and realised what shed become and happened.

[@pato6738]

9:42 you forget "Tim Burton put his wife and Johnny Depp in a sexual scene cliche" tho

[@pato6738]

12:27 well I comment to early, add "Tim Burton make Johnny Depp kill his wife cliche"

[@tiffprendergast]

Pato that wasn’t his wife just his girlfriend

[@pato6738]

@@tiffprendergast oh I thought they were married, still they have two children

[@truthspreader1996]

All the information in this comment thread is very misleading.

[@pato6738]

@@truthspreader1996 what do you mean?

[@josephdavis9234]

As someone who has been in the middle of the f***ing woods, I can say for sure that there are, in fact, McDonald's there.

[@Monkey10746]

Wrong.

[@mikeplaysit]

Yeah, like on the off ramps of interstates and shit... There are definitely McDonalds in more remote locations.

[@ryananderson4614]

sin for thinking anywhere just off an interstate is a remote location

[@thepolishastronaut7940]

there are McDonalds everywhere

[@animatronicfuturisticshama1153]

Yep. I mean have you ever been to Sweden? You can find malls out in the middle of nowhere.

[@campbellsoup93]

I think locking him ina mausoleum would actually make more sense then burying him in the woods. You find a coffin in the ground somewhere that isn't a graveyard, someone's gonna wanna open it (some people don't watch horror movies), but you find a coffin in a mausoleum, you don't think twice about it, because that's what's supposed to be in a mausoleum. Well, that and a bunch of teens getting drunk and/or high (probably and).

[@user-kw7mr6xt9n]

aaaaaaand THAT'S why Joshua did it like that. and in a secret room no less.

[@ziyuanma1226]

"the crabs that died when she crashed into the rocks" hahahaha for some reason I couldn't stop laughing at that line

[@mudzsoup]

"It is said that blood is ticker than water, but syrup is also thicker than blood, so my pancake is more important than family." -someone, in a random year.

[@sherbetstrawz5426]

Like 69 lol

[@khoneymocha]

Blood ain't thicker than this a$$

[@brianvillalobos2823]

@@khoneymocha what.

[@silas9753]

Can i use that as senior quote?

[@mudzsoup]

Brian Villalobos yes

[@Hard_Boiled_Entertainment]

I actually kinda liked this movie.

[@francoispicard1503]

I think it's a good movie in a so bad it's good way, a little like Mars Attack, you know it's bad but you can't help, (at least for me) to have fun watching it

[@stormswagger7869]

And you have the right to like it.

[@jesterlefae3940]

Aye!

[@Marlon-LouisFE]

I liked this too, even if this was one of those twilight bandwagon movies

[@ellamore6426]

same!!!!!

[@_msthings_]

Let's be honest, Alice Cooper did look that way in 1972.

[@GLBizzie]

Still does

[@tibaazher2792]

Yeah

[@ellewoodsrn]

😩😩😩😩😩😩

[@DarkMiss]

hahaha when i watched this i said he looked the same even back then

[@Lei-AICPhD]

Hollywood Vampires 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@Avellania]

The full idiom is “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb." It means the exact opposite. Bonds we form by choice are stronger than those imposed on us by birth.

[@flargarbason1740]

Avellania Nobody believes me when I tell them this!

[@Bigkahkistan]

Holy shit that's so metal

[@alicewilloughby4318]

Avellania, really? I'd never heard that before! Where is it from? Who sait it?

[@DEMIxGODxSHADOW]

Right if you take the more recent idom from witch stuff which is basically made to be a contradiction.

[@odysseusrex5908]

That's very interesting. I never knew that.

[@justanotherbaptistjew5659]

“Blood is thicker than water” is actually supposed to be “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb,” implying that familial bonds are weaker than bonds made in challenging times.

[@eccentricblobfish4250]

Even though this movie was crap and it wasn't exactly well made, I absolutely love it and I don't know why. Is that weird?

[@ZionsWorld]

Riz Yeah, maybe that's why this movie's a guilty pleasure. It's not "bad", but it's not good either. Still, I'm a sucker for gothic-style movies, especially Tim Burton ones.

[@darceyvonghoul2256]

Cherry Star same

[@billlupin8345]

Watch the soap. It is gloriously awful.

[@kylies5008]

Its nostalgic for me. Its so cringy but I love it.

[@michixiong8199]

Every time he does movies I love i feel like he doesn't get them lol

[@mau48310]

I would actually welcome a second movie , give Johnny a chance to show his own Adam's Family , 2 vampires a werewolf and a dark sinister child. That actually could be alot of fun.

[@BunnyTheQueenSkepticFirebrand]

Witch's spells are varying levels of difficulty and witches have varying strengths of powers. That's why sometime a look or gesture is enough and other times require incantations and/or ingredients. Now you know.

[@EarthboundX]

I guess that would matter if witches or magic were real.

[@MatimoreAgain]

+EarthboundX 😆😄

[@thejupiter2574]

I loved the beautiful blonde haired green eyed Witch from the original Dark Shadows, actress Lara Parker Her huge eyes and gestures cast a lot of spells look up ""Lara Parker + Angelique + Dark Shadows"

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

+The Dark Angel She does have beautiful eyes

[@OleandyrTheGreatDragonGod]

Witches and Magick (please note the K at the end) ARE real, but it's quite different than what you might expect.

[@jun033]

1:48 I always knew McDonald’s used dark magic

[@LadyOnikara]

Compared to them, my black magic looks light grey.

[@satanswife2546]

Agh there is no dark or light magic it's the intention of oneself you can't blame it one the fucking magic

[@noeinroad7294]

That's why we can't stop eating their fries!

[@randallulrich]

That would explain their mystery meat, all right.

[@santiagolopez3909]

I saw that coming.

[@kozmikoblivion]

Remove a sin for Michelle Pfeiffer ALWAYS remove a sin for Michelle Pfeiffer

[@cap5macca5jack5]

😁

[@normanby100]

She deserves it for looking like she was permanently thinking "I used to have a career and now I'm in this shit! How did I manage that?"

[@ximenacerezo1590]

The "I'm a werewolf" scene make me cringe so bad I almost killed myself in the cinema

[@AngryoldLady]

Ximena Cerezo same but I was watching the emoji movie 😶😶😶

[@vegetasolo1221]

Are you an actor lol could you deliver the line better?

[@achoquenao3719]

Vegeta Solo You don't need to be better at something to criticize, do you need to cook better than someone to know that they food taste bad???

[@disneydork100]

Thank god you didn't, Everyone who falls because of this movie only makes the makers stronger...

[@FischerFilmStudio]

Agreed!

[@brandonwithnell612]

i liked this movie, although it probably helps that i had no idea this wasnt the original

[@cassywright5707]

This was a tv show not a movie before this movie came out

[@SunnysFilms]

There were actually Dark Shadows movies based on the show before this one. The 'ball' scene is actually a direct homage to the first Dark Shadows film, as is the the year in which this version takes place. I love this movie and I love the original show, but that might be because I saw the show for the campy glorious mess that it was.

[@Forceprincess]

I love the 60s version, and the 90s version as well as the books and audio dramas. THIS MOVIE GOT EVERY SINGLE THING WRONG!!!! EVERY SINGLE THING!!!!

[@cassywright5707]

+SunnysFilms I just know about the 60s show

[@naclynerickii]

I honestly hated the movie because I was semi familiar with the TV show because my mom and sister use to watch it and they knew where Burton f**ked up with a vengeance.

[@ensaymadara2319]

"What is the deal with Tim Burton and blonde-haired, blue-eyed innocent girls wearing blue dresses? It's a fetish at this point, right?" xDDD

[@randylizotte]

Jane L but is there anything really wrong with that

[@ChaosKnightMatthew]

I see nothing wrong with it lol

[@tibaazher2792]

Me too,the characters in the old show were blonde hair , Blue eyed and wearing blue or red dresses just like Angelic

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Specifically, he loves corrupting them into his perfect flat justice goth gfs.

[@Gloomyraindrop]

@@DistractedGlobeGuy wtf? No such thing

[@SunnysRoyalSkipper]

sin for every time he has blood around his mouth it looks like paint or clown makeup, not blood.

[@MephProduction]

it's a special recipe made by British film studio Hammer.. it's called "Kensington gore" it's bright red, bold and theatrical. Burton being a big Hammer fan uses it a lot (this film was also inspired by Hammers Dracula.ad)

[@thaneofwhiterun3562]

well we're talking about tim burton here , people are bound to look pale and/or awkward for an example alice in wonderland there is some weird shit right there

[@thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364]

SunnysRoyalSkipper yum

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

Reminds me of zombie movie blood; super bright to the point that it's intentionally fake-looking in order to be artistically ironic

[@thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364]

I found myself a year later

[@gracefoskett1018]

you know, that "blood is thicker than water" statement is very often misquoted and means the complete opposite. The full quote is "blood is thicker than water; the blood of brothers is thicker is than the water of the womb"

[@TheMarrrk]

Grace Foskett m

[@oftinuvielskin9020]

So; the bond created by shared trials (blood spilt) is more important than familial bonds?

[@HyenaBellaDanceNSing]

I thought it was the blood of the covenant. same end result I suppose.

[@oftinuvielskin9020]

+6thgraderfriend On that same site: "Authors Albert Jack[5] and R. Richard Pustelniak[6] claim the original meaning of the expression was that the ties between people who've made a blood covenant were stronger than ties formed by "the water of the womb"."

[@Lex-br4wx]

'Brothers' is wrong & needlessly confusing to contrast to womb/family. It's covenant. Very often misquoted indeed.

[@AndyAce83]

One has to wonder: If Tim Burton was such a fan, why did he make it into a comedy. The orginal and the remake TV show was NOT a comedy. This movie would have been so much better if taken more seriously. He could still make wink-winks, but this movie was not funny, not scary, not interesting in anyway. Except that scene where he killed those hippies. That was a good scene.

[@thejupiter2574]

Film Producer Richard Zanuck had the last word and his decision to make the movie into a Parody of the TV show

[@GLBizzie]

The Jupiter 2 Zanuck should be shot for that and for casting Johnny Depp someone should be bitten

[@AzhreiVep]

@Goddess 18 Not as Barnabus. I think he'd have made a FANTASTIC Quentin, though.

[@devashreekisnadwala7171]

The funniest part was Barnabas wearing his sun-protective Michael Jackson outfit in the middle of the night, just in case the sun decides to rise early.. lmao!!

[@nicki002]

Everything wrong with Brother Bear! Or Everything wrong with The Emperors New Groove!!!!

[@ondrejsaska3201]

This movie is a nice guilty pleasure of mine.

[@dashmash5478]

One of mine as well!

[@dwightyouignorantslut4981]

Same here

[@billlupin8345]

Same. And I watched the entire show, from start to finish.

[@charlesstiles5499]

Not for me. I am very upfront that this is my favorite film.

[@Tangerine4599]

Me too👍

[@miserylitmedia1050]

"It tried to be a full season of soap opera in 2 hours." True dat, CinemaSins. True dat.

[@heatheroberlander14]

“The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.” Come on Movie Sins!

[@lukeyboybeckett]

Wouldn't moon light burn vampires because it's technically light from the sun reflecting off the moon

[@christiansager4574]

Oh crud, you're right.

[@maybellique]

It's not direct sunlight, so no.

[@inspectorspinda]

Oh course, but back when people thought vamps were real, they didn't understand that kind of stuff.

[@WARLog403]

In most settings they can get away with windows and open doors, so if it has to be direct sunlight I imagine the light reflected from the moon would be significantly diminished.

[@ToxicFunnyNes]

+DJas118 in some movies doesnt flash lights burn vampires ?

[@IndianTelephone]

What's with filmmakers and Eva Green's violent sex scenes? Is that some kind of fetish Eva has? Or the filmmakers have of Eva?

[@francoispicard1503]

Eva Green is kinda of a contradictional woman, she is really shy in real life and like to do women that are not like herself because she doesn't like to be with a lot of people and in a strange way she really likes to play the weird femme fatale! It's kinda of her thing, her first film was the dreamers it's on youtube, it said it all for itself!

[@cleo7867]

+François Picard :|

[@bubermarcus8607]

T

[@RedHood410]

I don't know. but I wanna become an actor to have one with her.

[@sandrosliske]

Why not have both?

[@CallicoJackracham]

The part where you see the ship sailing away is literally the end of the ''Stealing the Interceptor'' scene from the Curse of the Black Pearl with the Blue Ensign changed to Red (i put the two scenes next to each other and it really is, even the clouds are the exact same)

[@selenaignjatovic3566]

Self-called Victoria Winters is literally doing everything else, except being a governess - a job she's actually paid to do.

[@user-sg4ov7ng4h]

Shes in like 1% of the movie, rewatching the full one im shocked at how involved she is.

[@dr.bright6272]

I would be bored out of my mind if I couldn't die and was buried alive.

[@TheBleachRocker]

"The blood of brotherhood is thicker than the water of the womb." Full saying. It's been skewed to mean the opposite of it's original meaning.

[@DrFamine]

Oooh. That's much better than what we got and actually makes sense.

[@leearac7335]

"The blood of the covenant", but yes, it amounts to the same thing.

[@XmanReeko]

Basically means bro's before hoes 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tomas5654]

+Bossman Riko no it means bros before family

[@tomas5654]

+Miguel Sanchez yah thats what i mean bros being ur friends and family being ur relatives

[@bibniebt]

This could have been awesome. Talented cast and director, and a story based on an old soap opera starring the COOLEST FUCKING VAMPIRE Barnabas Collins. The fatal flaw was that for some god forsaken reason they made it a comedy. The original show was dead serious, with Collins struggling to keep his vampirism a secret while suppressing his urges to feed. Why Hollywood? Why this shit? Now this is what people will think of when I mention Dark Shadows

[@CaptainDoomsday]

I can confirm that, after a year of opportunity for anyone to learn otherwise. I didn't know it was based on a soap, and probably found out and forgot twice by the time anyone reads this.

[@josephhillyard3040]

The King of the Penguins It could have been a great hybrid of Penny Dreadful,House of Cards and American Horror Story. Balancing soapy melodrama and psychological horror. Maybe with a dash of dark comedy. But no it had to be this. Also it should have been a series not a movie.

[@justaguy6560]

The King of the Penguins The Fatal Flaw is the music. Using a oldies soundtrack didn't go with the movie at all

[@justaguy6560]

The King of the Penguins If they would have tried the same thing on audiences now the kids would have never wanted to watch it. So instead they had to drop oldies music in that had nothing to do with the movie and bad comedy

[@PittsburghSportsFan43]

Just AGuy This was set in the early 70s. They played 70s music.

[@michaelkelligan7931]

Davids "ghost mom" is actually a Banshee,hence the wailing.

[@satanswife2546]

Ikr I've been saying that ugh

[@melodramaticdragon5826]

Okay I can understand the Collins being Irish....but that's not...that's not how banshees work. Or come about. Or anything. I'm not saying you're wrong, just for the record. Only that if she is, in canon, meant to be a banshee....there's a writer out there that needs to be fired for not doing their research, lmao.

[@mx.n.3682]

@@melodramaticdragon5826 People either don't care or just create their own lore

[@forsakenjones4695]

In the series she was a Phoenix.

[@user-kw7mr6xt9n]

does it...EVER say that???? she was a phoenix in the show.

[@TheVGC]

I can remember wanting to watch this movie so much before it came out...and I never actually got to see it...thank goodness...

[@dooplon5083]

It was actually a rather fun movie.

[@mirandamack7124]

The TV Show was absolutely better than the movie

[@thejupiter2574]

I waited in line for two hours at a midnight showing with original fans of the TV show Most of them were disappointed because this was more of a comic version and the orig show was done in a serious tone even though there were countless flubs and blunders caught live on tape back then, the actors on the orig show played it straight which made the show work.

[@davesteller6301]

The Dark Angel This clearly was a parody. They should make a serious movie with Benedict Cumberbatch as Barnabas.

[@lordoftea2753]

"A woman doctor! What an age this is..." "That`s racist! DING" Typical CinemaSins.

[@alanc9870]

"Now I'm starting to think that Barnabas fell in love with his cousin or something" Considering the show had a phoenix who married her own grandson and killed other children this wouldn't even be weird

[@augusthawks6576]

Marrying your cousin in the 1700's was not unusual.

[@user-kw7mr6xt9n]

@@augusthawks6576 yeah but that part was in the twentieth century

[@vaniamelamed5285]

Another thing you forgot is Anelique states upon Barnabas' arrival that they had fun on the piano. That type of piano with 88 keys, sostenuto pedals, cross-stringing, and duplex scaling would not be in totality invented as the full modern piano pictured until 100 years after Barnabas was initially buried. The piano he and Amgelique would have had romps on would have been a Cristofori piano which would look and sound more like a hammered harpsicord.

[@grigorisafouxenidis5601]

Everything wrong with Suicide Squad!!

[@avery581]

They can only do a movie when it comes out on Blu-ray I think. Maybe.

[@xlias5636]

I don't have another 2 hours to waste...

[@aguywholovesmovies1189]

+Xælias AL savage

[@oopsallbecki]

wait why lol

[@aguywholovesmovies1189]

They can only make it when the DVD version comes out otherwise copyright and crap

[@boooowie]

if anyone stayed to see the extras at the end... omg the sweeney todd thing got me

[@wezzer1991]

It's actually insulting to people from Liverpool like me

[@josephhillyard3040]

I think Michelle Pfeifer actually is catwoman and that's why she moves around so quickly in this movie

[@wearelegion1163]

I grew up with the original Dark Shadows. As cheesy as that was, it was way better than this mess.

[@blixer8384]

Dark Shadows, as apposed to bright shadows? *ding*

[@dooplon5083]

It's not like they named the original soap opera.

[@KEYBLADE4BUY2]

+Atomic Robo Tesla it's not like that would have stopped them from sinning it

[@dooplon5083]

EETSHITUTUBANDGUGL True...maybe.

[@thejupiter2574]

it's also related to that old old radio mystery show The Shadow or ? where they'd say who knows what lurks in the shadows it's just more mysterious and there used to be an old time comic book in the 50's called Dark Shadows but for me i LOVED the gory spooky first original movie from this show called ""House of Dark Shadows" 1970 from MGM where the vampire turns into a 200 yr old and attacks Dr. Hoffman there are like three different movie trailers for that original movie on youtube starring the orig. Barnabas vampire, actor Jonathan Frid who Johnny Depp and Tim Burton used to watch as kids themselves

[@TheTaintedWisdom]

Not all shadows are created equal depending upon how many light sources there are & how bright they are...

[@kyjesty]

I finally made it within 10 minutes. I deserve a drink. lol

[@chaddoesthings6298]

this was uploaded 3 mins ago

[@kyjesty]

Yeah. Because 3 is between 1&10; Original comment is still correct.

[@KhanMann66]

I came close 9 mins and 15 secs.

[@angelstorm8813]

+iamsecretly potato she said within

[@Spartan0430]

i guess his secret is out

[@SunnysFilms]

I love this movie. It's every bit as campy and fun as the show was - just without all the camera and boom mic shadows all over the place and Frid flubbing his lines. Also, you missed two sins: Johnny Depp's always heinous attempt at an English accent and Bella Heathcote's constant struggle to hang on to her American one. Oh, and why break precedent? SIN THE PRESTIGE.

[@StoicVeR]

you forgot people randomly stumbling into scene and ducking out >:D Clearly best series ever.

[@SunnysFilms]

Oh, yes. And Barnabas's amazing appearing, disappearing, reappearing reflection in the mirror in Josette's room. XD

[@SunnysFilms]

I didn't mind Depp in this, really. He did a great job mimicking Frid's speech style, which was impressive. I think to a lot of people it just felt over the top, but in a comedy like this one, it didn't bother me as much as it did in say Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

[@takyanmontilla2298]

SunnysFilms i

[@neblettsummer]

What part of big mansion didn’t transfer to the Collins’ being aristocratic?

[@voxdraconia4035]

Featuring Eva Green -1000 sins Making her a blonde - sadly + 1500 sins ^^

[@janisir4529]

She is actually blonde, just dyes her her. Also: Eva Green is not naked: +infinite sins

[@Dunghong09]

+Jani SIr + scene does not contain lap-dance

[@francoispicard1503]

I feel bad for Eva, she lives with her dog and she call it her husband, I find it very sad

[@janisir4529]

François Picard So she is free! :o

[@francoispicard1503]

Nothing stand in our way!

[@suzannemeursing1639]

Everything wrong with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

[@ToxicFunnyNes]

please xD

[@MrShadowtopaz]

Are we just gonna do Everything wrong with Johnny Depp?

[@MrShadowtopaz]

And I wouldn't mind that

[@Excelsius_Cerell]

+MrShadowtopaz i recall an older version...

[@GarrettZa]

Didn't they already do that?

[@chemelilm9513]

I liked when Barnabas came upon a cement road and freaked out. it was brilliant

[@Laceykat66]

2:26 - you mean like Hitchcock and blonds in gray suites? Great directors have a fetish and it is genius. Tim Burton does it and it is creepy ?? Also, a dozen more sins for just marginalizing the original cast, which was why 90% of the audience came in the first place. Why have them on screen if you are not going to use them ??

[@blacksage2375]

As you point out Tim Burton is not a genius director so it comes off as just another sign he can only make one movie. Also he *did* sin Taratino's foot fetish in the The Hateful Eight so your proclaimed double standard is nonexistent.

[@kimifw58]

And it's only one of Tim Burton's signatures. Frankly, he's using so many these days that his movies are starting to run together.

[@MephProduction]

For a start Frid was too ill and couldn't do anything, secondly they had no business being in the film there appearance was a sign of respect and love.. they were invited to spend the day on set not to put on an acting performance.

[@ktony859]

I actually kind of like this movie, dumb as it may be. XD

[@just_lunna7862]

Kaylah Doll yep

[@curehead9877]

So do i

[@grabags2804]

your alice cooper sin is invalid because alice cooper

[@this-aint-no-party]

we are not worthy!!

[@jackiepierce6314]

Funny enough, he is in town tonight.

[@ArcherBodkin]

+zeppelinRules Stopping drug use has its conveniences

[@theskoolmustard00]

Remove 10 sins

[@Darkshizumaru]

Barnibus had a sister, but she died at 8 or so of the fever. Victoria Winters and Maggie Evans were two separate women as well. Elizabeth is Carolyn's mother, Carolyn's song entrance is actually a tip of the hat to the original show where Elizabeth thinks she killed her husband carolyn's father. It turned out he didn't die and it was all a scam to get money from her. That was the reason they were going into debt, Elizabeth paying a man to keep quiet about her accidental murder of her husband. It wasn't just her brother running them into the ground.

[@freman007]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[@francoispicard1503]

True

[@LostNbound]

I took a shit earlier today. A giant shit. One of those shits that when you're done you just have a better outlook on life. The feelings that arose because of that massive dumb....is a better love story than Twilight.

[@dennispremoli7950]

Ding!

[@Fulllife3.2]

Are we still doing this? I thought this died off in 2013.

[@dennispremoli7950]

***** ahaha

[@AMinnie]

Omg please please please please please so Sweeney Todd. That is probably one of my favorite movies. I've watched it so many times that I have sinned it myself and I want to see if the number matches yours. Please lol

[@AMinnie]

OMG OMG OMG YOU PUT IT IN THE END OFBTHE VIDEO ITS A SIGN

[@ImInTheBandFan100]

i feel the same way! its my favorite movie as well and after watching it so many times ive found a few plot holes within it. i would love for there to be a sins video

[@ihylawood8048]

me tooooooooo

[@yourdadsblackberry7997]

I actually liked this movie. Don't hate me pls

[@thejupiter2574]

I liked the movie and it did well in Europe but I just wish they would have done it serious like the original Tv show was done straight with no deliberate funny gags The original DS movie tho scared the shite outta me as a kid, it was gory and scary with two great vampire staking scenes some of the movie trailers are still on youtube like "House of Dark Shadows" by MGM from 1970 and their second movie called "Night of Dark Shadows" by MGM from 1971 featuring the beautiful Witch in that one.

[@michaelarballo6996]

Your Dad's Blackberry h8

[@xtremerandomdude188]

Your Dad's Blackberry i liked this movie also

[@satya4234]

Your Dad's Blackberry Sinning a movie doesn't mean you don't like it dear... it means movies are flawed but you can still enjoy them!

[@BubblyBabyBee]

Also, no movie is without sin, and even though movies have flaws they can still be great! :)

[@amandamarie2660]

Non verbal spell work (hand gestures) takes a lot of practice so a new spell youve never used requires an incantation ( verbal spell)

[@washitape8258]

I remember my parents were watching this movie and I decided to watch it with them. At the time, I was really obsessed with vampires, so I proceeded to watch this movie all day every day for about a month.

[@NoForksGiven]

"Dark Shadows" as if shadows are any other shade.

[@SoosandtheRealGirl]

"Dark" is not a shade though.

[@SoosandtheRealGirl]

"Dark" is not a shade though.

[@SoosandtheRealGirl]

"Dark" is not a shade though.

[@inspectorspinda]

It was the 60s they were probably high when they thought of it

[@Cheeseanonioncrisps]

The only way that Barnabas could have living descendants without having any family members would be if he got Angie pregnant. This makes her character seem even more like the rightful heroine of the story as it means that, rather than just having a quick fling with a servant girl who couldn't let him go, Barnabas actually had a quick fling with a servant girl and then left her to be an unmarried single mother in the 1600s (one of the worst times to be an unmarried single mother) just so he could marry a girl with more money.

[@eleanorblair9420]

Cheeseanonioncrisps But then she would have just killed the baby? There's no way in hell she'd have let a descendant of the man who wronged her so badly live to become involved in the fishing trade and one she actively has problems with?

[@geminiwonder867]

Cheeseanonioncrisps couldn't he have had cousins, aunts, uncles or other distance relatives?

[@marilynwillett804]

oh yes she would have his baby.

[@davidbailey6397]

In the show , his family were distant cousins.

[@billlupin8345]

They're descended from a cousin of his, Daniel Collins.

[@madestmadhatter]

In the show's lore the painting was commissioned, I believe as a wedding present, but then witchy shit happened stopping the wedding, because his father survived in this version of events, and then adopted some Collins from another city explaining how the estate stayed in the Collins family hands for all these years, he stores the painting away knowing how important it had been to him.

[@saladtrash4126]

Omg my eyes are dying from the amount of videos that im watching from cinsins

[@a_tamayo_3427]

*living

[@himo566]

deadpool

[@himo566]

do fucking deadpool

[@thefakeg1ngershadow458]

do it

[@MegaSoulHero]

They stated last week they're not doing Deadpool on Thursday. Also it's kind of hard to sin a movie that sins itself.

[@aces1237]

+Hi Mo no

[@mohamedumar3082]

+MegaSoulhero hopefully civil war .....or maybe the second hell boy movie.

[@dan438]

"My God, a woman doctor; what an age this is!" "That's racist" What? How? ... Wait, what???

[@roseolivas08]

That's the joke

[@musicunicorn4368]

He says that's racist to a lot of non racist things

[@popcornbutterhigh]

Sin

[@IAmBrownThunderOfficial]

welcome , new one, to cinemasins.

[@KhanMann66]

I think he meant sexist, but fumbled the words.

[@Crazy-vb9oz]

“That’s racist” made me audibly laugh

[@dra2521]

Mid 17th century is in the 1600s, not the 1700s. So either Barnabas migrated over to Maine in the 1600s and you got the 150 years off by an entire century, or Barnabas migrated over in the 18th century, either case showing that your calculations were done wrong.

[@dra2521]

Inquisitive Lady i was thinking that too

[@isobelduncan]

1780's in the original series

[@CarolineCarnivorous]

Isobel Duncan But Barnabas and his family already lived there then - his parents just built the "new house" Collinwood

[@billlupin8345]

Barnabas was not an immigrant in the original show. His ancestors migrated in the 1600's.

[@AtOutoftheBlue]

As someone who has seen the original series, Roger is supposed to be a strict disciplinarian, not a deadbeat. The whole "Roger cheating on his sister" thing might've made some sense in the original, as the same two actors played Barnabus's parents. As for Caroline and "where's daddy?", for quite a while there was this whole subplot where Ms. Collins thought she killed her husband, and.... you know what? It was a soap opera. Those things are damn confusing.

[@sararidderberg388]

500 sins for killing Eva Green

[@jimbosdragrace6943]

And 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000+ sins for killing Helena Bonham Carter

[@shannond7437]

Gumber Tron No way, not more than for killing Eva Green.

[@jimbosdragrace6943]

@@shannond7437 yes way

[@carmillaaa]

I'm still pissed af

[@muzlisdoboz4634]

Nooo... Why?!??

[@mercyfae3069]

The original Dark Shadows was what I'm used to.

[@icetr3y94]

Speaking of John Wick can you do that

[@cameronclophus7998]

you can't sin John Wick or he might stab you with a pencil stick

[@Rysdan9]

+Cameron Clophus with a FUCKING pencil.

[@keelymacmahon907]

Omg YES so sad at the start tho

[@thomaslemos2240]

YES

[@bigbruno2232]

+1 sin for killing the dog.

[@zacroper3577]

Tim Burtons best film is Big Fish and I cannot see that changing anytime now.

[@tommycarr8111]

Nah, his best films are, IMO, Batman and Batman Returns.

[@Rosevieenla]

+Tommy Carr Haha

[@anthonyclarizio5618]

+Tommy Carr i spent about 5 minutes trying to figure out what movie IMO was...then i realized. wow, do i feel stupid

[@ShinGallon]

My favorites by him are Edward Scissorhands, his two Batman movies and Beetlejuice. If he could somehow recapture the magic of any of those movies I'd forgive him for this and Alice in Wonderland.

[@TasX]

+Tommy Carr what's IMO? Edit: Oh. nvmd. I feel as stupid as +Antony Clarizio

[@lunanielsen9144]

Remember when Tim Burton was a good director and made classics like Batman, Pee-wee's Big Adventure, Edward Scissorhands, etc?

[@vincentadultman8527]

Beetlejuice.

[@murciadoxial8056]

good is a bit of an big word for his work

[@Secretstarz7]

NIghtmare before Xmas!!

[@Secretstarz7]

***** oohhh well I agree with you there

[@AWinterLullaby]

He didn't direct it but the characters/universe were his creation.

[@rockyhorrorfreakshow5091]

This is literally just Jack Sparrow as a vampire. This is literally the entire movie

[@rockroots9541]

Alice Cooper said that he didn't want the special effects to make him look younger. I mean... he was WAAAAYYYY worse in the 70's. This is an Improvement.

[@godzillasaurbuttersworth3176]

You know what? Despite this movies many faults, I really like it. Mainly because of its mixing 70s aesthetic and Victorian aesthetic. But yea, the 'birthing hips' line is weird and not something anyone would ever say during an 1800s courtship.

[@danielattrell]

Everything Wrong With The Star Wars Holiday Special before Rogue One comes out

[@CorsairPrince]

n-n-no please god no.

[@mywifeleftmeandtookthekids4102]

L

[@CorsairPrince]

Clorox Bleach You again.

[@CorsairPrince]

Clorox Bleach You again.

[@davidbrick1260]

+Clorox Bleach Drink yourself

[@02091992able]

My father was a teenager during the 1970s he said that there where hippies in vans like the 1960s but not as much as the 1960s at least they didn't get as much attention. 6:28 Barnabas' reply would be sexist not racist. Also doctors in the 18th century in some parts still did bloodletting. The girl is Pheifer's character Elizabeth's daughter not the David's sister his father and Elizabeth are brother and sister. Angelic killed David's father off screen. Angelic is also made of porcelain that is why she appears to have white skin in some scenes.

[@TMX1138]

For Halloween, can you do Corpse Bride?

[@TMX1138]

+ThatAussieGirl "No movie is without sin." That means even if a movie is good, that doesn't mean there's nothing wrong with it.

[@OrphanHart]

I'd rather have a Sweeney Todd video.

[@theskyrimplayer9854]

That movie sucks enough that you don't need Cinema Sins to tell you how bad it is.

[@chinchillapants7827]

As far as it goes for the whole "Giving the electric guitar an acoutic guitar sound" sin, there actually are effect pedals for electric guitars that make them sound like acoustic guitars, it doesn't sound to fake or anything either they are pretty legit.

[@ravelqueen]

Can I just say, I'm so happy and appreciative for all the history checking cinemasins does. HOW COME YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER AT THIS THAN THE PPL MAKING MOVIES?? (my favourite: the bit about the marriage age, bc jfc that stereotype pisses me off)

[@BeansOnButter]

5:28 The sign says "Over 9 billion served" when by the end of 1972 there were 3.84 billion humans, you could say they made the same mistake as when Alice appeared, but there isn't even 8 billion people on Earth yet and it's 2020

[@Dark_Mishra]

You’re correct about the current population of the early 70’s, but that’s NOT how McDonald’s tracks its customers served...unless McDonald’s only served one burger per person back then?

[@hunterrammusic]

This was so much more entertaining than the film itself. I love your voice, I wish it narrated my life it's awesome thank you for your epic channel and the fact that it's free and not in the greedy red zone. Thank you, keep up the good work.

[@Crusher888]

Jeremy says "I am Harambe" at 17:26

[@triggeredmr.ekrabs9140]

Nice call. Good spot. DING

[@sofargone9734]

Yeah I seen that part lmao.

[@Crusher888]

SoFarGone It's so funny right ?

[@luizmarinho6138]

All of us are Harambe, my friend.

[@antonk6359]

No he doesn't. He doesn't say that. The video does not extend to the time slot you claim in your comment. You have posted an erroneous statement easily proven false by a simple click upon the conveniently blue-colored numbering provided by KZbin. This is important. We must all realize the profundity of this mistake. The more of us who stand up and join together in this issue, the less likely such mishaps will occur in the future. We may live in an age of errors and falsity, but our children and grandchildren and even remoter posterity shall inherit a world of truth and light.

[@RockinThaSoLows]

Wait. This isn't a parody of twilight?

[@davesteller6301]

Ella S actually it's a parady of the original Dark Shadows

[@tiffprendergast]

Meow Meow twilight inspired so many vampire movies

[@donniethedonlesser8909]

And what the hell did they do to Willie Loomis?, in the original series he was a young opportunistic thief who opened Barnabas coffin in search of jewelry. They just used his name for a completely different character.

[@RitaLovelyMeter]

Straight up 🙄🙄 He and Julia got assassinated by this movie.

[@user-kw7mr6xt9n]

They did Willie so dirty 😭 and my girl Sarah Collins wasn't even in it because they grossly oversimplified the backstory

[@absynthefaerie]

Angie started to crack because she took the potion from Death Becomes Her. lol

[@robbieredrum5953]

Forgot all about that movie! Now I gotta watch it again.

[@clericofchaos1]

...Wait, there was a dark shadows series?...Wait, this isn't the first dark shadows movie? damn, I thought it was all an original idea that was executed poorly.

[@clericofchaos1]

*****...wow, well I was born in 92. I can see why I never heard of them before.

[@clericofchaos1]

***** lol now vhs I do remember.

[@khasaki1]

Dark Shadows was a soap opera that aired in the 60s. It focused on the paranormal and the supernatural, and it was brilliant. This movie didn't capture any of that brilliance and it was such a disappointment

[@tkmccoywv]

I have the entire series on DVD, all neatly packaged up in a nice little coffin :)

[@chrisv4496]

Also note that the movie and the series have _entirely different thematic tones_. The series was a horror series, and a pretty good one, considering when it came out. The movie... not so much.

[@kimackerman2183]

I know this movie isn't perfect but it's one of my top 10 favorite Burton filmsm still remember going to theatre with my mom to watch it and we both enjoy it and always watch it when its on tv.

[@MelanieWithAnie]

Definitely one of my favourite movies. Feels like a fever dream and is definitely weird and full of sins but I own a prop from the film, that's how much I enjoyed it

[@KsanUwU]

Yes! I fucking loved this movie when it first came out!

[@murciadoxial8056]

................................. how?

[@samskyo9265]

+Murcia doxial I Kinda Like It Too Its Just My Opinion

[@murciadoxial8056]

Natsu Dragneel thats not an answer to my question

[@blacklion8307]

Because this specifc KZbin-User felt a feeling of approval to this fucking movie. Liking stuff is not rocket science and it isn't always tied to specific reasonable arguements. Hell, my reason for liking this movie is "I like Tim Burton-stuff" and that's it.

[@chester9536]

+BlackLion that a really shit reason to like something...just because it a tim Burton movie

[@damianwezzterman9218]

7:14 Heh, "fetching creature"... I get it lol

[@jcrprod.co.6973]

I ❤ Tim Burton & the cast, but this wasn't his or anyone's best movie.

[@SabrinaMeShell]

AGREE!

[@willardjones4070]

At the 10:44 time in video not only is this Jonathan Frid(original Barnabas) but also Lara Parker(original Angelique), and David Selby(original Quentin) as they walk into the ball together. Don't blink.

[@profoundprocrastinator]

9:00 thank you! It enrages me to no end when people think that they used to marry of children back in the day.

[@Luckydeath973]

8:08 I disagree with that Sin, coffins are tailored to exact measurements, even if you're rich, people can't make a coffin in a few hours, most of the coffin in their shops are for exposition and unless he get extremely lucky there's a chance the coffins are either not in his taste, uncomfortable or simply not his size. So the gag is funny and plausible. I'd be very good at cinemasins *ding*

[@kathleenshumate7199]

This is my favorite movie even with all the sins I feel pleased and disgusted at the same time

[@tibaazher2792]

Me too

[@mii_kay4514]

This is the feeling I'm always left with when watching a movie after seeing the sins video

[@scqrletwitches4887]

I love the movie, it is very diferent from other movies which is what i love on it the most, the originality and also the visuals, fact that the movie has such a dark vibe and such a bright visuals makes it hillariously scary, like i always get shaken up after watching this, still very lovely movie

[@jettcrue211]

growing up listening to classic rock, this movie is a guilty pleasure of mines because of the OST bangs. I don’t know if I prefer this or the soap. I’ve been binge watching your videos, great shit.

[@2anatol]

Tim Burton, like myself, was a fan of the original show (and quite possibly the reboot in 1990). In the original show, Josette married a Jeremiah Collins, who Barnabas killed in a duel. The family was carried on by Barnabas’ younger brother Daniel. Also in the original, Carolyn wasn’t a 14 year old tyrant. By the time Barnabas showed up she was a lovely woman in her twenties. The movie has many blaring mistakes, but it’s still fun. For a better abbreviated version of the Barnabas story, I suggest “House of Dark Shadows”, which is available on Amazon.