Everything Wrong With Jumanji: The Next Level In 16 Minutes Or Less

[@tzman417]

"Did I just kill Eddie by talking too slow, like he always said I would?" This is the funniest irony i have seen in a movie in a long while.

[@antonymilne1346]

The line really got me, I didn't think this, or the last, movie was bad by any means but that line was definetely one of the best part.

[@benedictes0fie680]

Same!

[@Klm49]

Love love love this line too!!!

[@bellaperson8647]

I’m really sorry but time stamp?

[@marvelcommentator1435]

I love this line!

[@valinsummers2565]

Shouldn’t “We’re not gonna make it.” be a cliche by this point.

[@Cre8Lounge]

It was in the 80's (kzbin.info/www/bejne/aHzZf6drg6xgfa8)

[@maibigbutt912]

no because thats not a cliche

[@Cody-ru1cz]

@@maibigbutt912 do you even know what a cliche is??

[@lewissimeon4261]

Cody CinemaSins sure as hell doesn’t. That bullshit “cliche” sin they did isn’t a cliche in the least. All Jeremy does now is put a bunch of mumbo jumbo words together in a sentence and then calls that a cliche nowadays. It’s damn lazy now.

[@koolkidkam9807]

Lewis Simeon have you seen any movies

[@Subparanon]

Can we all just agree that Kevin Hart's take on Danny Glover was excellent and showed some real acting talent? He really nailed him in manner and speech.

[@jadandowning]

@@davidnorris2009 this movie is garbage

[@fynntasticmovienight]

Jadan Downing i thought it was a really nice, occasionally funny, innocent movie. Why be rude

[@DojaDuxkEater]

@@davidnorris2009 cinemasins is a prank channel, dont take majority of what they say seriously lol

[@canebro1]

Totally agree, and same to The Rock. (I didn't like this movie, but still have to give credit where credit is due)

[@charlesreid9337]

@@davidnorris2009 you dont get cinemasins at all. He sins movies he LOVES.

[@Rex_Crackerz]

i predict that Nigel has been the sleeper villain of this entire series, and he'll reveal himself in the third one

[@Sapphire_Reacts]

nigel might be the game itself

[@thedopdeity]

The way he talked when taking this movie's crystal definitely makes it likely.

[@mrcritical6751]

He also constantly responds to things like Fridge thinking his nickname was Moose and not Mouse and if you look in the background when Milo says he wants to stay Nigel reacts with a confused expression. Also Rhys Darby has said for Jumanji 4 he’s looking forward to being able to play Nigel in the real world and becoming an actual person so my guess is Nigel is revealed as the villain and originally in the game his thing was using the jewels to control Jumanji, but because he’s in the real world and has developed sentience now he’s gonna be more ambitious and plan to take over the real world as he’s no longer limited by game code

[@musicadictor]

@@mrcritical6751 That sounds both amazing and horrible as a story. At first the thought excited me, but then I realised that would be a carbon copy of Agent Smith from the Matrix...

[@edwardlafferty8796]

The theory that Nigel is one of the Kebabek Brothers is one I like. I'm still wondering who the player for Jurgen the Brutal might be.

[@pathalenvivaldi7811]

"Umm... why are like, 20 NPC bad guys arresting the horse?" Trust me, that's the one thing that can always be considered intended gameplay in... most games, really.

[@seanhartnett79]

Manek Iridius lol.

[@TheJudge_Carls_Junior_Rep]

Skyrim reference

[@LadyOnikara]

@@TheJudge_Carls_Junior_Rep Also in Oblivion. Well, if a horse witnesses your crime, they notify the guards telepathically.

[@dasea]

Missed the largest most distracting sin for me the entire movie: There's a bullshit relationship breakup drama going on, resolved completely in 20 seconds, for no reason, just to create tension between characters the entire movie.

[@mrcritical6751]

They didn’t break up Spencer just stopped talking to Martha because he felt he wasn’t good enough for her

[@garysheldon1739]

7:26 "it's his mother's name"

[@shamarab4632]

I didn't watch the movie or video yet but this comment has me weak ASF 🤣😭

[@squak4205]

What's a huger sin is that this all happened because Spencer threw a tamper tantrum after isolating himself from his friends, basically this is ALL his fault

[@cintronproductions9430]

@@squak4205 At least the other guys rightfully called out Spencer for this when they found him, right?

[@newvision4l314]

If Milo does die in the game for some reason, will his dead body just teleport back to the real world?

[@phlpcockrell]

If you lose all 3 lives, you die for real. At least I think. That's the only way the life count has any stakes. *edit* that's also why nick jonas was in the game for 20 years and didn't just get himself ejected

[@realdaemania6792]

ImAgInE bEiNg LoVeD you HAVE to win the game to exit the game.

[@outsiderd]

*someone* has to win the game for the trapped to get ejected.

[@newvision4l314]

What I’m trying to say is, that there’s no guarantee Milo won’t die from his illness in the game. So if he did die from the illness, would his actual body go back to the real world? Or will he just live forever in the game and his illness is delayed?

[@outsiderd]

Unprecedented is indeed the right word ^_^ Everyone was always like *GET ME OUT OF HERE* ^_^ But about his illness, he has not his real body, hence he doesn't have his illness in the game. Only a few hundred thousand other things that will be trying to kill him every day, but that's fine. He'll be fiiiiiine :P

[@CoolPaDuke]

Literally the only movie I've seen Kevin Hart play a character other then Kevin Hart.

[@joaohenriquesilvarafael1659]

Kevin Hart got a sin off for not Kevin Harting. Is it a compliment or an insult?

[@chunji2321]

Yeah but he did so well

[@free2day1147]

Than

[@CoolPaDuke]

@@free2day1147 Dadgum it! I'm usually the one catching other people on stuff like that. I will willingly accept my lumps.

[@Kokopelli711]

Watch The Upside. He’s really good in it.

[@kupkate04]

CinemaSins: The only KZbin channel that can make me start questioning and disliking a movie that I once enjoyed

[@victoriamilk2865]

Same, I used to think some movies were good and cinemasins made me question my interests

[@janusnightshade9848]

@GalaxZ_ ICE you can still like a movie even of other don't or it got shitty acting/writing/whatever. Like a good kinda bad movie or it just a movie you like even if it is shitty.

[@mm4843]

@GalaxZ_ ICEDon’t change your opinion because of someone else. Enjoy whatever you want to. Don’t worry about someone else’s opinion.

[@w.centerprisesbluestar8603]

Same!

[@aviXex]

😂 this is doing

[@jadaa6565]

"It's really not hard taking on a rock when you've handled a mountain" I didnt expect this and love you for making that reference.

[@gary7305]

Props for the GOT reference, but he got the wrong character. That was The Hound, not The Mountain.

[@md-nv4rg]

@@gary7305 The hound took on the mountain near the got ending. That's what he was referencing

[@sayandhsooraj1361]

@@gary7305 its correct

[@Trapphus22]

Regardless of all the sins: I love Jack Black in these movies. He's always doing hisbest and a damn good job with it

[@Debraka]

Whoever came up with the idea to have Jack Black play a teenage girl deserves a raise, lol. It's absolutely fantastic.

[@katiepowell3939]

Debbi Sanchez right?

[@LeeoJohnsonTV]

@@Debraka I like.. Can't even with this place! 😂😂😂😂

[@TrueDeathblacK]

Well, it okay to hate characters in movies or the scripts, and it's generally not okay to hate actors. Still, the actors might get a sin for agreeing to play in this shitshow.

[@myrdicac338]

He is an incredible actor and can get lost in a character and it's believable by the viewer. He has been one of my favorite actors for a long time. He will probably never get the recognition he deserves.

[@camillechandler4431]

“These days I don’t even know what year it is.” *Everyone felt that*

[@faizan4462]

Camille Chandler ikr Road to 40😃

[@Juan.s_Potatoes]

@@faizan4462 S T F U

[@dovelove5427]

Haha true 😂🤷🏽‍♀️

[@christophercathcart881]

More often then not I know the year before the date/day of the week

[@alexandersilva3327]

I was expecting a sin retraction for the scene where someone offers Mouse Finbar a cake slice and he freaks out and just flips the tray

[@memphiscoe9410]

Or several sins removed for “I have no balls”

[@lexi.888]

Yo I laughed at that scene for way longer than I should have

[@salzkuuu]

the sun is a deadly lazer I was super confused for a while until I realized you meant Dwayne 😂

[@ilovejessepinkman99]

Ikr

[@dontyellatmeicryeasily3788]

I liked the first Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, but my biggest problems with this one now that I realize it is that some parts are repetitive, but is just put into different situations 1)The conflict between Fridge and Spencer: The conflict between Milo and Eddie 2) Bethany complains about being in Jack Black's body: Fridge complains about being in JB's body 3)Getting chased by motorcycle riders: Getting chased by ostriches 4) JB's character getting eaten by a hippo right after they was dropped into the game: JB's character was eaten by a snake after they dropped in the game I think there's a couple more, but these were the worst issues in it (to me). I know none of them are that serious, I liked the movie, but the plot or script could be a little better.

[@SamGautreau7]

Maliah Maxfield Well that’s the point. I think they tried to do something like in the Back To The Future trilogy where every movie is similar but different at the same time

[@marlie-anngawazuk4251]

Maliah Maxfield you do realize there’s another jumanji movie before welcome to the jungle right?

[@s.s5933]

Right

[@ValiantDoesStuff]

It’s the same game, so it’s supposed to be repetitive

[@jakewiththecake2915]

The worst part was that ridiculous accent that the rock did

[@kahnd2009]

Welcome back to " Everything Spoilers!! Wrong Duh.. With"

[@adeleaslan8182]

Sounds cool lmao

[@omeey28]

Literally anyone: "Martha" Cinema sins in any movie: "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME" always gets me lmao

[@sharilshahed6106]

Honest Trailer: Alan Cinemasins: Martha

[@matthewread9001]

I didn’t even get it til I read this comment

[@neHCuoHEpa8888]

Why this name is special for Cinemasins?

[@haakimaziz785]

@@neHCuoHEpa8888 its a reference to batman vs superman

[@oovoojaver4604]

IT WAS MY MOTHER'S NAME LMAO

[@octavian2381]

A 15 second logo? *YOU HAVE BECOME THE VERY THING YOU SWORE TO DESTROY!*

[@samuraiboy94]

Paul von Hindenburg this comment wins quarantine

[@DarkSword3125]

at least it isn't a 33 second disney logo, toped with a 16 second milestone logo

[@tehbonehead]

Die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain...

[@philmitchell909]

Exactly they guys a dick

[@ossianback]

It's not a logo, it's a title screen. The logo is just under 4 seconds.

[@sydneybrown7636]

A lot of the sins in this are to do with “how could they have done X, if Y character never entered the game?” But that’s literally the point, they couldn’t have. Alex was trapped in the game for 20 years in the first one because he couldn’t get through the challenges on his own. So all of the characters have to be accounted for in order to make it through the game.

[@DrAiPatch]

My biggest grip is the amount of people needed to finish the game.... The last game need 5 (which barely fits under the unreasonable amount) the game is being unreasonable with the amount of players needed to finish the game at this point.

[@Mr.Bimgus]

@@DrAiPatch Why would you ever expect Jumanji to be fair?

[@DrAiPatch]

@@Mr.Bimgus I mean technically it's always been fair..... It told the players the rules and never just changed the rules mid game.

[@Mr.Bimgus]

@@DrAiPatch Well it didn't really change the rules mid game. Its a new game now, next level and whatever. The rules can change between iterations.

[@a-drewg1716]

hell even in the original Alan was stuck in the game because the game needed another player. Hell even after that it still needs Sarah to come and finish her turn and continue playing else the game would just be stuck in limbo.

[@lurkerrekrul]

All the characters jumping into the body-switch water at the same time isn't a sin. It was clearly shown that after being in the water, characters only switch when they touch. If you want to argue that it would have been hard for them to avoid accidentally touching while in the water, that might be valid, but it wasn't just a random mechanic that conveniently gave them what they wanted. They jumped in the water and then chose who to swap with.

[@soshiangel90]

then why were they surprised by who was who?

[@lurkerrekrul]

Yeah, that part didn't make sense.

[@rebekahjackson5996]

I also just figured that the reason for the switch of characters in the beginning came from all of them not going inside the game at once or because of the game being destroyed causing a glitch but the pool of water inside the game and them jumping in all at once reset the characters which allowed them to be in their right avatars!

[@JSmellerM]

12:53 shows Jeremy never played a videogame before. There are actually special sidequests that can only be done if you fulfill a special criteria.

[@cameronbosch1213]

You missed one; when Milo stays in the game, what are the rest of the group going to say; won’t people think they murdered him!?

[@vaughnrob4548]

They'll just say that he's "missing" which no one would definitely believe since he was last seen going inside their house. Welp, it's their problem next.

Tru lol

[@thebiologist8662]

Why? Nobody knows Milo was at that house, and even if Milo told someone, they can just say he never arrived.

[@Arsaja]

That's not really a problem. Milo's wife is dead (he said so himself) and I think it was hinted that he didn't have any kids. So, who is gonna look for a sick 80s' something old man? Even his friends would just assume that he died from his disease.

[@vaughnrob4548]

@@Arsaja That would be real friends right there. They're definitely not going to ask where his grave was when he 'died' of disease. Plus! Even if no one did really care for Milo, other people or the police, at least, would still be looking for him since he IS missing.

[@jayabhandari8428]

"It's really not hard taking on a Rock when you've handled a Mountain" niiiiice :D

[@MegaYamikani]

#Cleganebowl!!! 🥳🥳

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Jungle movies: exist The Rock: it’s free real estate I’m actually excited for the Jungle Cruise, love the ride

[@notimetolive12]

Can you tell me some other jungle movies by Rock?

[@Diya_Shan]

@@notimetolive12 Journey 2

[@keenanjohnson1296]

@@notimetolive12 The Rundown.

[@YA_BOY_BLINKY]

Imagine strolling into a theater with cinema sins hoodie, like “ya I’m here for all business no pleasure” iykwim

[@huzaifakhambhati8767]

this comment made me go and buy a cinemasins hoodie :)

[@lemon_pie3594]

The fact that he didn’t remove all sins for Danny Devito is a sin itself

[@lavenderstarzzz]

Ikr Danny DeVito is amazing

[@diegogarcicruz6134]

When the horse grew wings that’s when I realized my drink had been spiked

[@doomy_mcdoomerson]

You must need to be drunk to watch any Greek mythology movie ever.

[@JohnWJones]

How many drinks did you have watching "Clash of the Titans"? Both versions.

[@cintronproductions9430]

Winged horses (pegasi) should have bird wings, not bat wings. That's not a pegasus, that's a f*cking dragon! 😂😂😂

[@sanya5538]

I already knew that as soon as Jonas pressed the horse's chest

[@jakezimmer7256]

@@sanya5538 same 😐

[@tskmaster3837]

"I never wanted to be a horse so much in my life." I could say this is wrong on so many levels but I think one level is enough. I just don't know which level that would be.

[@Jermungus115]

The next level.

[@vaughnrob4548]

How is being a horse wrong?

[@shawndecker426]

@@vaughnrob4548 😒

[@gatbata3881]

@@vaughnrob4548 remove the s

[@vaughnrob4548]

@@gatbata3881 ohhhh but how did you people even piece that up??

[@willmiddleton913]

“Is using the first letter of her name that much of a stretch? This guy goes by Fridge” 😂😂

[@ronaldschwab9600]

My name is fridge sounds bad

[@juuliejan2990]

@@ronaldschwab9600 Your name is Ronald

[@Narwhyn]

@@juuliejan2990 your name is JUULIE

[@annushkanoor4328]

@@Narwhyn your name is Captain

[@Narwhyn]

@@annushkanoor4328 aye

[@marcbraun5342]

This movie seems to be extremely Jack Black-ist...

[@angiekaye130]

Honestly, Jack Black and Awkwafina were the best impersonators in the whole thing.

[@marcbraun5342]

@@angiekaye130 I mean that they gave him once again lines how awful his body is. He seems to be the guy who can take it and maybe even suggest something like that, it's still a lot of body shaming involved. And, you're right. He often does a better job than anyone wants to give him credit for even when the movie and the role are terrible where a lot of renowned actors just include minimum effort, JB may have not the range and abbilities of them but he seems to always give the best he can which should be valued a bit more...

[@bananabuttersomethin]

No sin off for "Did I just...kill Eddie...by talking too slow...like he always said I would?" Best line in the whole movie.

[@scrubadle]

the last time i was this early, cinema sins didn’t use this intro

[@Destroyah5000]

10:25 You missed a Wilhelm scream.

[@Jayberisk3793]

Wilhelm: light edition

[@blackfang87]

Monkeyhelm scream?

[@VicenteTorresAliasVits]

More sins: -The whole point of this franchise is that the game forces people to play and indirectly teaches each and every one of them a life lesson. Spencer, having learned to have more self-confidence, *willingly* goes back to the game. The 4 of them have to go through another adventure, even though they don't have to learn anything, so I'm not sure why the game is allowing them to play. -Eddie & Milo find the time to talk about their issues while walking, driving and riding animals. They even stop at one point to have a confrontation. So... how come nobody has a proper talk with Spencer about his decision until the climax? When that finally happens, a straightforward conversation with Martha is all it takes to open his eyes. Unlike the previous 2 movies, this feels like it could've easily happened in the real world without any supernatural intervention. When they leave the game, his friends don't seem to be mad at Spencer, even though they're entitled to. -Even a horse can be an avatar? How could it work as a playable character? -Alex, after spending 20 years trapped in the game doesn't even hesitate when asked to go back? -Remember that Bethany liked Alex and she got over it a little too fast to be believable? Here, there are opportunities to show that crush again, but it's not even alluded. Not even when she's a horse and he literally rides her. -Bethany goes to Alex's house in the middle of the night and he lets her in. Doesn't Alex's wife have any questions? How does Alex explain how he and Madison know each other? -Why does the villain have a stats menu despite not being an avatar? -Why would the game have an ostrich run towards the heroes like it knew they were there, stop and stand still? Mouse says that ostriches will attack if they feel threatened. You don't need to be an expert to figure that out. Anyway, what if you don't do anything to the ostrich? It seems like the game expects you to do something. -At the end, why don't they destroy the game to make sure this doesn't happen again?

[@yasi2449]

You can’t destroy the Game. Thats Part of the Game

[@siphonophores]

I don't know if this is legit but there are talks about the director of the film confirming that the villain is also a player, explaining why he also have stat menu.

[@gloriebluestein9721]

Spencer goes in for other reasons though this time

[@Oktoayy]

@@siphonophores how would that be possible? both villains are featured in cutscenes

[@jacara1981]

@@Oktoayy The game transforms, and seem time doesn't matter. Its conceivable that someone entered the game in the past and never left it. or that their "win condition" is to take over.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"In what video game from the mid-1990s would they feature a scene where one of the characters makes out with a hot lady?" Questions that were never meant to be answered

[@samedud5051]

Oh hi again

[@thebadfella5296]

how has barely anyone seen this comment in 11 months

[@bhanuprakashreddy5195]

7:25 "Marthaaaa" "Why did you say that name?" That's a classic😂

[@javierflores3144]

It should have been called Jumanji: Restart

[@chrisw207]

I said it at the theater, and I'll say it here: 10 sins for Spencer and Martha not making up while Spencer was still the thief. Then again, ten sins off for not falling into the "Spencer became the bad guy of the game because of his personal issues" cliche.

[@darrylbradley3918]

Actually, Spencer being the villain could have been really interesting. Not that i watched this movie for a complicated plot.

[@wwerules000]

I thought it was going to be Spencer getting over he's confidence issue, he didn't think he was good enough for Martha, so I thought it be like levels based on why he didn't think he could be with her.

[@Annihilationzh]

@@wwerules000 Yeah I was kinda hoping spencer was put into that body specifically for character development. But nope.

[@SailorCeleste]

@@wwerules000 You're asking too much from a movie that spent 30+ minutes on characters doing nothing to further the plot

[@DarkSword3125]

Wouldn't you take a sin of for avoiding an obvious cliche? He always sins when they do have cliches, so that would make every movie truly have no escape from the sin counter. Unless, maybe that IS why he says no movie is without sin!

[@phoenixkingtheo]

“Why did you say that name?” Sin had me nearly dying! One of the best ones in awhile. So good!

[@mizii2659]

MARTHAAA Batman: WHY DID U SAY THAT NAME!?

[@worldofbattlerap9149]

🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@timwoods2852]

You do realize that they're in a sentient game that can adapt to their decisions and create situations accordingly. It's like DnD.

[@grayelitewolf_3647]

Exactly. This is a rpg game. So it makes sense that the characters they pick, and the decision the make affect the outcome and stuff.

[@jessicaevans7847]

DnD isn't sentient. 😉

[@timwoods2852]

@@jessicaevans7847 Unless you're DM is a computer or a railroader, it should be.

[@cloudiiblossom]

@@jessicaevans7847 dungeon master. they controll the entire game so technically it has the same premise

[@sirinavarro]

two things: 1) they should sin the heck out of Tinkerbell if they haven't already 2) I've watched so much CinemaSins that I can't help but sin movies as I watch them...thanks Jeremy -__-

[@joaohenriquesilvarafael1659]

I can't count how many times i've said to myself "They survived this", "you better come take a look at this cliche", "somethingshadowing", "narration" or "ex-machina", among others, while watching a movie.

[@comicsansstudio7449]

Welcome to the club, dont forget to grab your complimentary pin from the guy in the front.

[@emisthem6562]

Especially when you start doing the 'X is either the name of A)…' and you make yourself laugh

[@berengustav7714]

I hear"roll credits""they survive this""logos"

[@brooklynmason1091]

The amount of times I do a homework problem and get it correct and go "that worked *ding*" is embarrassing.

[@Szymtraction]

That womam: Yes terrible Danny Devito: so anyway I started blasting

[@LudaChez]

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?

[@tubecrazy3000]

The fact that fridge says “we haven’t even picked our guys yet” instead of “characters” is hilarious to me and I have 0 idea why.

[@dumbdogboy]

I just want to note how great a performance Kevin Hart did in this movie. Seriously, throughout the whole movie I kept thinking "Wow, Kevin Hart is really good in this movie." Don't get me wrong, he was funny in both movies, but I think he really nailed the whole "Impersonating Milo" thing.

[@uhsaywhatnow]

I wonder when The Rock will decide he’s made enough easy money.

[@christophercathcart881]

I think at this point he just wants to stay in memory

[@RobertMorgan]

He is one of the hardest working people in Hollywood. How many other actors are making like 2 or 3, sometimes more, big budget movies every YEAR? And for a while he even had a primetime tv show on top of the film career. It's very motivational.

[@TheReZisTLust]

@@RobertMorgan yea but imagine an up and coming actor who would benefit from an easy job

[@marquis911]

He's saving up for his campaign.

[@seanhartnett79]

Robert Morgan true. Love the rock.

[@camerontipton2269]

“Well if the Bridges start shifting then fridges geometry skill aren’t worth s*it” but in the movie fridge uses his geometry skills to navigate through the bridges proving they aren’t s*it

[@ColdBluehood]

"Have you ever seen a video game character get a sprained ankle? Who wants to play that game?" Fallout: *Exists*

[@Ziutu01]

Escape from Tarkov.

[@dustin872]

The long dark.

[@jackellaleona7733]

Happy Wheels. 😀

[@darkstar4450]

7 days to die

[@memorra]

Imagine if Mario got sprained ankles, that would be interestesting

[@DariusKetchum2010]

1:57 Jumanji was probably calling out to them. 2:29 I think it didn't grab Bethany, because she didn't need to go in. She seemed rather happy with her life and didn't need Jumanji's guidance.

[@sarahjaneaconley1938]

Could you imagine how annoyed they'd be if using your last life just teleported you back to the start of the game? 😂 it's never been confirmed what actually happens when the last life is used, they just kinda assume you die

[@jessicakaemery]

Braveheart's dad is literally Bravehart in a wig 😭

[@raydunakin]

Bebe Neuwirth still looks good!

[@anshwalia5969]

Jack black : Martha Him : why did you say that name Me : dying 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@faizan4462]

The SMART ANSH Tutorials 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Road to 35😃

[@Juan.s_Potatoes]

@@faizan4462 S T F U

[@anshwalia5969]

@@faizan4462 thx bro

[@anshwalia5969]

@@Juan.s_Potatoes same2u

[@anshwalia5969]

@Lavassin no I didn't say that. I typed it ....😂

[@jadenchen8921]

“You damn hippie” Ok you got me CinemaSins, take the like

[@duckstep647]

#hippiesriseup

[@ToroDelSushi]

*"who plays a game where you can sprain your ankles?!"* Me: litterally everyone... Alot of game requires you to heal yourself somehow. Examples: fallout (sprained ankles)/ far cry (Broken fingers when you manually heal) Im pretty sure there's more but I'm too lazy to list them.

[@PaperboyPrincee]

nba 2k

[@yousureboutthat1271]

Skate 3.

[@jayabhandari8428]

Left 4 Dead and Skyrim too

[@nthgth]

NFL Blitz lol

[@Just_A_Random_Person_908]

Resident Evil. Ethan Winters loses limbs left right and fucking center lmao

[@Grygong555]

The acting of Dwayne, Kevin and Jack in this is absolutely fabulous, the film was soo funny 😂

[@somethingbanter]

"When have you ever seen a video game character get a sprained ankle?" The entire fallout series has limb crippling as a mechanic.

[@jtf5223]

I've played every Fallout except 2 and 76 and I forgot about it when he said it too.

[@nonamepasserbya6658]

If it isn't tied to a big name like Fallout I doubt anyone would play a game that has sprain ankles as an actual mechanic

[@jtf5223]

@@nonamepasserbya6658 I mean when he first said it I thought "Yeah, that would be stupid. Who would play that" then I say Spectrum's comment and was like "Oh yeah, my stupid ass."

[@silentdrew7636]

Broken Limbs were basically non-existent in the first two games

[@AnonEyeMouse]

@@silentdrew7636 Crippled limbs were quite common.

[@iguessimryan]

11:20 CinemaSins has never played a Bethesda RPG and it shows.

[@bertrandsalaun3721]

Or EYE, or Tarkov, or Arma, Sea of Thieves, and so forth, and so on. I admit it made me angry, some of their sins are from not taking ten seconds to google if ANY game implemented the mechanic. I fel like recent Sins videos are just "I didn't like this, so let's sin it...right? Like not having a cliché romance in Constantine, which is worth removing sins instead of adding them.

[@iku_1013]

I've played Skyrim and thing is it's just dialogue. Yes the character says something about getting an arrow to the knee but Fridge was actually limping in the movie. Personally I've never seen such a thing in a game. Unless it's on a cut scene.

[@bertrandsalaun3721]

@@iku_1013 in escape from Tarkov, you have limb damage, combined with damage type, such as bleeding, fractured bone, etc. Which can lead to limping, or being unable to aim. In arma, you limp if your legs are damaged. Same happens in fallout (which is now Bethesda) In EYE: Divine Cybermancy, your legs can be damaged and result in limping

[@bertrandsalaun3721]

@@iku_1013 I think the RPG maker engine allows for a character speed debuff which you can anchor to whatever reason you want. Quite an amount of games actually do have the idea, even one from the 90's, or Stalker, in example. Not to be rude, but there are a couple of known titles, and varied games which exist for some time, and do have such mechanisms. Which is why I personally call Cinema Sins out on that laziness: if they want to sin, fine, but do it right, at least.

[@iku_1013]

@@bertrandsalaun3721 Oh. Okay I admit I didn't know all this. You seem like an avid gamer which is more than we can say for most of us. I suppose that's why CinemaSins making that sin got you upset. But I hear ya. They should have done more research, I guess.

[@mcdonalds5972]

Last week's hint: 2 comedy sins Thursday's hint: Historial sins, sort of. *It's Jojo Rabbit isn't it?* Edit: It's not if you're reading this before the next video is out.

[@TheArachnidCompany]

11:20 green hell has splinters that need attention and fallout has crippling these are uncommon in games but they do happen in some high quality games

[@ThePandaManRansom]

Milo: does anything Jermey: DING

[@thefanwithoutaface8105]

10:41 it's been established the Game WANTS people to lose. That's the entire point, it's a haunted and evil game that enjoys tormenting people, hence it stacks the deck against them.

[@mrcritical6751]

Plus the game is angry with Spencer, Fridge, Martha, Bethany and Alex for beating it and trying to destroy it, that’s why it made Ming Fleetfoot because it knew Spencer was fixing it so he could enjoy being Bravestone again so it made Ming to have all of the traits Spencer hates about himself. The game is a sick and twisted individual that wants people to suffer

[@NuminorTheFool]

I've never seen it that way, if anything Jumanji wants people to win as it lets them grow as people. Which to me is why it didn't originally take Bethany she didn't have any more growing to do because she was happy with her life, the others had all fallen into needing to be picked up again.

[@mrcritical6751]

One flaw in your theory, the game tried to get them to play again at the end of Welcome To The Jungle when they had learned their lesson already, the game didn’t take Bethany at first in The Next Level because it wanted her to get Alex because it was pissed off. Jumanji and Zathura aren’t trying to teach people shit they’re just vindictive and evil beings that want to hurt people and trap them in the game for all eternity

[@thefanwithoutaface8105]

@@NuminorTheFool If that's true why take Alex, he'd long since learned his lesson and had nothing to gain from the game except helping his friends. And he had more to lose if he died. Yes the characters do learn lessons in the end but that's something they do on their own, the game isn't trying to teach them a lesson.

[@NuminorTheFool]

@@thefanwithoutaface8105 because the game knew it needed them then. To have them pull together again once they'd gotten past the initial learning and growing they needed to do. The Jumanji is evil theory also falls apart when you consider that it legit reverses back to a state just before you play the game. If it was completely evil it would just leave everything as is. Still we'll have to wait until the next film to find out which theory is right and it will focus on Jumanji's origin (I'm guessing it was originally made as a test for a tribe in the Congo) and explain why the main villain of Next Level was a forgotten player.

[@187mrsmith]

"They're will eventually be jumanji in this jumanji movie right" 🤫🤣

[@Jermungus115]

*there

[@hillefoozy]

10:24 "Monkey Wilhelm Scream"

[@andrzejroskowicz245]

In the previous movie Alex came out at the exact time he entered the game, basically altering the timeline. But in this one everyone left together even though Spencer entered first and should come out before everyone else joined to help him

[@dyetricex2]

I appreciate Danny Devito's role in this movie.

[@evanc.5422]

“Awkwardfina” hahaha Cinemasinssins better take one off for that one

[@omeey28]

watching a new cinema sins vid is weird, im used to seeing "posted 1+ years ago" since I watch so many

[@kainxjm]

“Have you ever see a game where a character gets a sprained ankle?” Flashbacks to darkest dungeon

[@anomunousfugc8034]

Conan exiles, you temporarily walk slow when you get an injury on your leg

[@generalclumsy5923]

Fallout 3/new vegas with their cripled limbs, limping till you take a nap

[@5Davideo]

7 Days to Die, fall too far and suddenly it's a lot harder to outrun the zombies...

[@LadyOnikara]

@@generalclumsy5923 Since I'm playing these now, that's immediately what I thought of.

[@TwiztedClover]

"It's not a prison" me to my mother talking about her not leaving the house and letting me do her shopping 😒

[@blb50]

I was really annoyed that the old guys after 30 minutes still couldn't get on board with the fact they are in a game

[@maurcellusn5337]

thats the funny part about it

[@megteg]

Yes. Thank you. God I was so annoyed, they are old…. Not fucking stupid… it took so long and that joke go old after like 10 minutes

[@jamesartron2652]

6:40 I laughed my ass off when I saw this in theatres and still laugh to it to this day

[@ninjawiz7932]

I swear, over 70% of these sins had me saying "what the hell are you talking about Jeremy", contradicted previous sins, or proved that Cinemasins people have never played a video game/don't understand that the 'game' is set up like a cheesy action movie.

[@lewissimeon4261]

Do you really expect anything less from the 5 person team of CinemaSins? Expecting a fair and well layered video from them is setting yourself up for disappointment. The video quality here hit rock bottom a long time ago. He’s running out of content and he’s somehow getting worse in my opinion. He has never played a video game of any kind, it’s beyond clear now.

[@shawerful5209]

Welcome to CinemaSins

[@mauriceschannel1945]

Lewis Simeon geez you are toxic

@@mauriceschannel1945 it just feels like cinema sims want to hit a number of sins even if they are illogical

[@santialterman3066]

@@lewissimeon4261 ain't that a bit exagerated?

[@Bolluminati]

"This is a flightless dune buggy" You forgot the "Martha would be excellent at CinemaSins" line

[@fatsajak]

i think it’s time for “everything wrong with ‘the mist’ in we’re living in it minutes”

[@brianahodnett]

10:50 I love that Alex calls Spencer kiddo when Akwafina is 5 years older than Nick Jonas. Simple writing that really sells the story.

[@doomy_mcdoomerson]

"Have you ever seen a video game character get a broken ankle?" Yes. In Ark: Survival Evolved if you get too injured you get a broken leg and can't walk.

[@durry23]

not to mention half of skyrim being kneecapped

[@leftisthindrance]

Fallout 4?

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

Metal Gear 3

[@Lafiel17]

Lord of the Rings Online

[@galonski64]

Indie game, but 7 days to die,

[@staz_korragg7746]

15:30 Wait why does it seem wrong? Pretty sure they're married in real life.

[@BlueFateWolfPup4]

They are not he's married to the mom in Matilda can't remember her real name

[@chasetomberlin5084]

He's married to Rhea Perlman. You know. The person Jeremy mentioned in that sin.

[@Earl_Black]

Don't sin a movie that has our lord and saviour Danny DeVito.

[@CinnabarCereal]

Bruh that's actually legit danny devito?

[@Juan.s_Potatoes]

@@CinnabarCereal YES

[@Chickenbone263]

average comment section troll it’s Harry wormwood

[@Narwhyn]

@@Chickenbone263 no its Jackson L. Samuel

[@CinnabarCereal]

@@Juan.s_Potatoes oh hot damn

[@SeraphOC]

"When did this turn into Mad Max Jumanji Road?" Last movie I believe.

[@AdamSandlerOfficial]

The fact that he forgot to mention the Monkey Wilhelm Scream makes me extremely disappointed.

[@nthgth]

I know, I noticed when I first saw the movie and immediately looked forward to the sin for it

[@187mrsmith]

"Everything wrong with jumanji the next level in 10 seconds or less" It's not the original jumanji with the late great Robin Williams💥🥀

[@faizan4462]

Jae KIDd N his 508 Cents lol Road to 35😃

[@RomaroBrandon]

8:30 Oh sure, remove a Sin for Kevin Hart's acting and NOT one for Jack Black's. That makes PERFECT sense. Especially because Kevin Hart was praised more for comedy in this movie than Jack Black was.

[@thefanwithoutaface8105]

I think it's because the first movie already showed Jack Black could pull off acting like a completely different person while Kevin Hart's Fridge wasn't as impressive. However, here he pulls off a pretty convincing Danny Glover.

[@a-drewg1716]

Kevin Hart always plays Kevin Hart in his films. Sure he has another name but they are all the exact the same. Here though he does a great job at acting like a completely different person.

[@RomaroBrandon]

A-DrewG not my point.

[@SteveNorwalt]

11:20 Resident Evil series (except for the first game). I mean, yeah, it can easily be fixed by simply eating some herbs or using a can of magical healing spray, but they do limp when at less than "fine" health. I'm not saying you're wrong for sinning that far less common detail, but there are precedents.

[@UnboxingAlyss]

This. I'm an avid Left 4 Dead player and you definitely limp when your health gets low enough.

[@SJ-210]

Please tell me I’m not the ONLY ONE that noticed how DOPE the new Intro was?!!😦🔥🙌

[@dervakommtvonhinten517]

its way too long and unnecessary. he would sin it if it were in a movie

[@rorychevalier7177]

You missed one: Fridge says that he is looking for Spencer Milo asks him if he is hungry !!!

[@jdatboi724]

Honestly I liked The Rock and Kevin Hart doing impressions of old men

[@rebekahjackson5996]

That was def awesome and comedic gold!!

[@TheReZisTLust]

When people play themselves long enough its interesting to see them playing a character lol

[@Jermungus115]

I would love if they did a movie where cinema sins narrated a man's life.

[@handsomest1]

jpwendigo he did Liar Liar because Jeremy is a lying pos

[@DarkSword3125]

it would be a few days long because he would cut out a lot of it to make it not 80 years long. also, most of the movie would be *Ding*

[@thescreenslaver8520]

Thanks to this vid I can look forward to the next Th3Birdman video.

[@elementus2857]

Same

[@mrcritical6751]

Birdman is gonna have a field day with this video, I can already see him saying “the game is sentient and angry with them” multiple times

[@thescreenslaver8520]

Mr Critical I actually started saying things he would say in his videos during these videos.

[@bobbyclarkston8836]

11:49 I’ve heard it reasoned that the movie plays “Welcome to the Jungle” because at this point the four original characters from the first movie are now back in their original game characters like in the first movie. Makes sense to me, anyway.

[@CommanderViviax]

I think the game changes when more people enter. Cyclone the horse might be a NPC if he didn't have a player. Same for Ming Fleetfoot. The reason the guy before got trapped for 20 years was because he couldn't do it alone. But with 4 they could. A bigger question is. There is clearly a living world there. With people. So the player characters might be alive when not used. What about them when used by players. We are wandering into ReBoot territory here, lol. Ultimately it's a game that loves to torment the people who play it. With worlds. It's a connection to world's. It doesn't want to teach anything. It's just a sadistic game. And there's living people in the world's it uses to torment the players. They seem to have forgotten that.

[@seanhartnett79]

Rosemary Kaye really? That is weird. So do the people have free will and sentience. And if so, by playing the game are we talking that away. Now we are into robot uprising revolution.

[@CommanderViviax]

@@seanhartnett79 In the film Alex talks about going shopping. He lived there for 20 years. And in Jumanji, Alan got trapped there for 20 to 30 years. Pursued by Van Pelt The Hunter. It's a living world/s The people stuck there have to survive there. Some in different levels. Alan was scavenging everything and hunting. Alex was better off. But still had problems and lived in Alan's old house. Hopefully they aren't sending the actual people out when players come in, and it's a copy made in their place, and the real one isn't controlled. That would be terrible.

[@seanhartnett79]

Rosemary Kaye what if it murders the character itself, so it is like a avatar?

[@ChaseHLee]

This game also has questionable freewill. In video games, you have the illusion of free will, but you have certain laws that the game controls you with. There is a script and the only way to beat the game is to follow it. When you enter the game, it knows what will happen.

[@sololeveling7390]

3:14 at this moment i was so sure he was about to die in the next seconds its ridiculous

[@jakem7982]

The series will never end

[@astrobookwormsinger]

I watched this movie for my 18th birthday, and the fact that it ended with Danny DeVito saying that life is a blessing really made my day. I know this movie has a ton of sins but that part touched me, I'll never forget it.

[@JayHog1992]

"Have you ever seen a video game character get a sprained ankle?" Me: (Looks at 7 days to die.)

[@christopherscotti3841]

Literally any fallout game

[@emmawright9660]

Another example of “Jeremy doesn’t get the movie” *ding*

[@mrcritical6751]

Pretty much, all the sins about the game console were stupid. 1. You could see the cartridge popping out of the console at the end of the last movie so it’s totally reasonable it sustained the amount of damage we see in this movie, 2. The drum timing makes sense as the game likes to mess with people so having Martha worry where Spencer is then start the drums makes sense for it’s character, 3. The game is sentient and it’s pissed off with them, that’s why it left Bethany in the real world as it knew she’d get Alex and it could get revenge on him too, 4. It’s heavily implied you can beat the game with just one character in the last movie as Alex says he waited a few days and was able to start level 4 without Ruby Roundhouse there, you can beat it alone it’s just really hard and takes a long time

[@emmawright9660]

Mr Critical 100X YES

[@regismcduffie1567]

Ikr its safe to assume that the game would have simply captured Spencer's mom or Bethany herself and made them into the horse as needed for the "what about the horse" sin and the characters can and have switched bodies in the game and you sind that shit both times it happened so there's no way you missed it so what the fuck

[@regismcduffie1567]

@@LucyAdroit their traped inside of a magic videogame. Im pretty sure that all of the characters getting the correct bodies is far from the hardest thing to believe in a franchise where A MAGIC VIDEOGAME KIDNAP' S PEOPLE!!

[@backslash4141]

@@LucyAdroit actually we clearly see that fridge and martha had to touch to change characters after touching the liquid. it's therefore safe to assume they used that knowledge to organise which characters they would become. this entire video was dumb and I can't wait for birdman's sin video on it, both the new jumanji movies were great imo.

[@MyCakePop]

I loved Kevin as Milo lol “My Name is Milo Walker” 😂

[@killingjoke3364]

7:23 That was a good one 🤣🤣 I'm dying 😂😂 (BvS reference)

[@greendragon5565]

Me:*watches any movie * My mind: "I wonder what cinemasins should say about this"

[@ashaler__]

i do cinemasins so i wouldn't be left wondering but i never keep track :(

[@TheTrueDuchess]

I love the glowering Danny Devito when Milo first appears. Seriously, that old dude's adorable XD.