Everything Wrong With The Happening In 21 Minutes Or Less

[@patrickrandles5313]

I've always thought that Mark Wahlberg's Character in this move is the most relatable hero ever. He had no idea what was going on. Ever. Just like everyone else.

[@aaronking5640]

His acting in this movie is straight trash, this is coming from someone who loves shooter

[@Vercingetorix.Fantasia]

@@aaronking5640 it's so bad its legendary. Once you see it that way, it's actually the best acting.

[@custardclips7751]

This is so true lmfao

[@breederspinner3018]

It's like watching a movie from the point of view of a side character.

[@darksidehalo4820]

But he was Science Teacher Guy! That's some relatable bon-a feed-aas! I like that as an attempt at a legit science teacher, he has the class go through the Scientific Method on their way out. I don't like that he then forgets most of it, except noticing some obvious patterns, and just defaults to "I don't know". That's like Step 0 of the Scientific Method. This is most appreciated as a comedy. :-D

[@shaynecole]

Imagine being an extra for this movie and you do so well that he TAKES OFF a sin? You go girl.

[@anikmonette2140]

Also it confirms a theory I've heard for a while: they took either the first or worst takes for this movie. That girl's reaction is probably her hearing how truly awful the script was for the very first time... And it MADE IT IN THE FINAL PRODUCT!😄😄😄

[@OneSickBastard]

I regularly return to this video for that exact moment 2:11

[@whitealliance9540]

She needs an interview and page on rotten tomatoes cause she gave the realest performance ever. Her, and the horse that scrapped on cue in game of thrones are the realest actors in the business

[@totaldramaella.5245]

Face mask would really be helpful in movie

[@kitwhite2640]

@@zachconant7031 wise crack did a video about that

[@TechnoScorpion]

"Everything Wrong With The Happening" *Plays the entire movie*

[@litskypancakes2638]

22:05 *_Office Space reference_*

[@nikolaik3541]

A sin for every second of the movie---though every frame might be more suitable.

[@dansonsaldanha4132]

666 likes. Nice.

[@KristianNikolla8]

Litsky Pancakes is that movie great? I just heard about it yesterday from a friend that it’s a great comedy.

[@christopherholt6750]

Everything wrong with "Everything wrong with the Happenning". Not playing the entire movie.

[@FLdancer00]

"Is it a comedy? Is it horror? You don't know." Absolutely correct.

[@rahbeeuh]

It's both 🤭

[@TheJoeSwanon]

@@rahbeeuh The problem those two things don’t go together. You can have either a horror movie or a comedy not both

[@rahbeeuh]

@@TheJoeSwanon Freaky (2020) begs to differ. Sometimes movies are both

[@waynejohnson1786]

@@TheJoeSwanon Tell that to the 80s Beetlejuice, Gremlins, Evil Dead 2, Ghostbusters, An American Werewolf in London, Fright Night, The Return of the Living Dead, Creepshow Plus more modern movies like Zombieland, Cabin in the Woods, Tucker and Dale vs Evil, Bride of Chucky, Scream, etc Horror and Comedy really do go together, probably better than any other two genres besides crime dramas.

[@Leeohlin89]

Nah... it’s horror but completely misunderstood. It’s actually incredibly written well just not all apparently connect with it. Nor understand the depths of it.

[@Vincente22]

My uncle showed me "The Day after Tomorrow", "After Earth", and "The Happening" all on the same day, actually. Definitely never driving 2 hours to get to his house again

[@peaceofclay890]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha 😅

[@0akes]

After Earth was a good movie thi

[@RobertBurns71405]

The day after tomorrow is good

[@ganjaman59650]

@@0akes jayden deserved an oscar for it.

[@albinocadillac]

Omg that would be terrifying

[@barrylyndon5552]

I loved Walhberg in this he was so enjoyable. It was like watching someone desperately try to win against all odds but the stakes were only like 5 dollars so they didnt really care that much.

[@hschnabel3055]

Tentons O'fun yeah he did that in planet of the apes, too. But if you really enjoy Wahlberg doing what he’s doing you’d have to watch the German synchro well no you’d have to listen to it oc. Him standing in front of a bunch of hillbillies saying „come on“ in that voice that clearly says „I sure would understand if it’s too much of a hustle so just pick your own ground but I will later repeatedly inform you that I TOLD YOU SO“

[@brianparent4023]

What a hilarious elegant summary. F*cking poetry.

[@adam_sucks]

i'm showing this comment to my children in 20 years

[@gwenbathory6656]

An absolutely fantastic take

[@cowgrll]

13:38 the little girl being held by her mom is CLEARLY SMIRKING and no one caught it in editing...this movie is a masterpiece

[@BeeWhistler]

LOL! I didn't notice that! Well, the movie could have survived one kid breaking character if it hadn't been so consistently awful.

[@Ro_De_My]

Also at @15:23 you can tell that isn't wine in that glass.

[@TheKoyn]

_acting_

[@drose1488]

Ronald Myers bro everything in the house was fake or plastic

[@Mycenaea]

That kid was meant to be a psychopath. It's in the script, I'm sure.

[@hunterwilder9665]

Alma scared me more than anything else in this movie. The way she just stands where she is with her eyes and mouth wide open, not blinking or moving at all

[@Shmillywazere]

who ever casted her did a terrible job. i forgot the name of the actress but she is trash at playing any character that has a personality other than being quirky and goofy. her facial expressions really annoyed watching this movie lol

[@hunterwilder9665]

@@Shmillywazere Her name is Zooey Deschanel

[@adipsous]

Zooey D is the most strangely unattractive/really attractive girl.

[@Aeis_Kalt]

And now you know who the model for Real Doll is.

[@zombieluka]

@@adipsous that explains my feelings about her too

[@dylanmarmino]

I just realized matt damon and mark wahlburg are different people

[@SecretAgentNein]

Can’t blame you, I’ve been there. I know there’s at least one or two more dudes I keep getting mixed up with them but I’m not sure who they are. Kevin Bacon might be one? I dunno, Bacon and Damon at least have the same vowels in the same location. And then there’s Mark Wahlberg’s brother. Donnie, I think? No clue if I could tell one from the other.

[@jimdude7782]

Wait they're not the same person?

[@michalbarsfajny4268]

Yeah, I too mixed up Mark Damon and Matt Wahlberg, but now I got it right

[@Goddessvenom]

You know what they all have in common? They have piggy noses!

[@vtggas_2958]

@@Goddessvenom 😂😂💔

[@DareToBeDeviant]

Still anticipating the sequel, _Dafuq Just Happened?_

[@dominicthorp3248]

31st*

[@theblackbaron4119]

I really would like to know what kind of drugs M.Night did while he directed the Happening and lady in the water. Which is equally retarded. All the names of that movie + that amazing tone deaf self insert from M.Night as the "prophecy writer" that will publish art that won't get the appreciation that it deserves...

[@DareToBeDeviant]

@@theblackbaron4119 Probably whatever Stephen King was under the influence of when he wrote half his books.

[@theblackbaron4119]

@@DareToBeDeviant yeah especially the part from it in the sewers. Where the kids take turns... He's one of my favourite authors, but sweet Jiminy Crickets that was a bit much.

[@itsjustjoker4454]

You mean Birdbox?

[@Myahster]

I liked that negative sin you gave for that extra's reaction. 2:11 I mean, I would have reacted the same way. His line didn't make any sense.

[@zillah1157]

That would be the face I would make if a teacher said that lol

[@Chronz]

It made sense in the context of his belief.

[@alexanderthegreat5649]

My head started hurting trying to figure out what TF he meant.

[@TVBjak]

This is the 20th time I watched this just to see the girl on the right's reaction when I realized the girl on the left did the same thing! lol. I bet they had a good laugh about that line afterward.

[@JuICyBLiinGeR]

He’s calling the kid ugly. Science.. nerds.. glasses, spots. All the stereotypes.. that’s the joke.

[@stuflames4769]

I'll tell ya, Wahlburg's acting in this movie is extremely underrated. He took a movie that was destined to be awful, and elevated it into an outright joke of a film.

[@whitealliance9540]

Walburg was thinking "do I have to fart or should I take a 10 minute break" in EVERY scene 😂😂😂

[@Skunkgasm]

The face of constant utter confusion

[@Aeis_Kalt]

Nah you are just seriously under-estimating Shamalamadingdong's ability to inspire his actors reach for the very bottom of their talent.

[@mmjahink]

Let's call it Wiseauian. Or something like that

[@kingayy9267]

@White Alliance How long was that fart going to _be?_

[@justbrae244]

the problem with M Night’s movies is that the ideas are really interesting but the execution is poor

[@Douglas_Props]

mynambrae - so me anytime I had to write an essay for college?

[@bevgoldberg6358]

I agree actually. I feel like he needs to collab with someone who's more constructive with visuals

[@MidnightChan94]

It's gottem to the point of being infuriating! Yeah the ideas behind the movies are great but like a young adult book doesn't tap into the full potential mixed with a twist that leaves you just wondering what the fuck.

[@DanielRichards644]

not really, even the ideas are retarded, like why the actual fuck would aliens invade a planet that is 75% covered in something that KILLS THEM, I mean fuck thats dumber then the "germs got them" ending of War of the Worlds, it would be like us going to Saturns Moon Titan without EV suits of any kind, and don't get me started on Unbreakable, I mean how the hell did he know the otherguy would survive before he started causing all those wrecks and other events? how did Glass learn about him never getting sick? it just doesn't add up.

[@Craxin01]

@@DanielRichards644 Mr. Glass was causing mayhem hoping his opposite was there. How many tragedies did he cause before getting ONE who survived? The death toll could be thousands for one, and then he made some more or less educated guess about what could happen if this guy were genuine. Maybe he found someone else he though could be unbreakable, but enough holes opened up that he realized that one wasn't. We're focused on one man in that movie and there were a LOT of guesses. Try watching again, you'll see what I'm talking about.

[@timoshi119]

Marks acting in this movie makes me feel like they gave him the script the day before and said act bored the whole time

[@whitealliance9540]

They gave mark walburg the script in Egyptian hieroglyphs and this is what he translated in 1 day

[@GyeongmiBaeb]

What? No 0_0

[@BumMcFluff]

@@whitealliance9540 Why are you giving him that much credit?

[@char4980]

@@whitealliance9540 lmao

[@GamezGuru1]

@@whitealliance9540 except it's the Director that wanted him to behave this way, he's the one that said that's a wrap!

[@candiigurl7893]

I crack up every time these characters make that "I accidentally just farted and I hope no one notices face". Like in the thumbnail.

[@Aperture_science_test_subject]

Like nostalgia critic

[@jbvader721]

Zooey Deschanel was a master of that expression.

[@gyromurphy]

Such an original observation

[@shroomie108]

What??? Nooooo.

[@beefcakeandgravy]

As opposed to Scarlett Johansson who looks like she smells someone elses fart all of the time.

[@LuckyBamboo151]

“What? No!” Kills me every time

[@nobodycares99]

@LockPickinPaws I didn't read that..

[@KRobinson-ko1ne]

Really? Like, are you having a Grounhog Day Experience?

[@solidsnake6673]

No one in this movie is fake dying,they're killing themselves because they're ashamed of being in an M.Night Shyamalan film

[@TomasTitan08]

He has some great films but this one was honestly horrible. He did great films. Like Sixth Sense, Glass, Unbreakable, Split, he’s an amazing director but he did poorly on this project.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

MicroMediaGamingz honestly he does have some good movies as the ones you mentioned, but I can’t help but think of The Last Airbender everytime...

[@TomasTitan08]

Terra_the _Nightingale WAIT HE DIRECTED THAT???!!!??? WHAT THE F-

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

MicroMediaGamingz yup. Don’t you recognize the weird ass close ups? But yeah, he directed Airbender. How awful...

[@Bubu567]

M.Night Shyamalan can make a good film... well, he used to could. He has a lot of absolute shit too though.

[@SCARFACE_805]

"Plan on murdering me in my sleep"? "What? Noo"... HAHAHA

[@CassySida]

i would have laughed even harder if he almost starting nodding his head instead of shaking it

[@KatRo13834]

He want planning on it... but he was certainly thinking about it.

[@JonasofPersia]

"Plan on murdering me in my sleep?" Yes, I mean whaat noooo.

[@ralph0149]

He should have. That's the shrink from Split.

[@MrGabeanator]

oh

[@kam6642]

😂

[@jacquelinehays4882]

This narrator has found the job he was born to do. Added up together, each element helps to create perfection. His voice, sarcastic attitude, snarky summary are blended together to create an extremely entertaining history lesson. I really enjoyed myself

[@bbriggs7409]

That Mark Whalberg "What? No" is still priceless

[@thatkeyboardgirlsha3442]

whaahhht? nouu

[@samcasseur6324]

"Oh no"

[@xtremeniga]

When someone accuses you of something you did and it’s true

[@rlewis36]

I can remember laughing at that in the theater because of how ridiculous it is.

[@Mitwadus]

B briggs how about those honey bees?

[@KooshaKarimi]

Jeremy: This movie almost ended Shyamalan's career. Shyamalan: *What?! no!*

[@Gaia_Seraphina]

Split?

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Gaia Seraphina Split was fine... look at The Last Airbender...

[@erintoney7137]

Gaia Seraphina Split resurrected it.

[@amesie9384]

Glass

[@parisgreen4600]

I loved it when he first described it as a dark, challenging thriller, then when audiences laughed at it, he said "Oh, it's supposed to be campy - it's an intentional B movie"!

[@Lukemagic01]

15:21 - that's some pretty solid wine in that glass

[@JuICyBLiinGeR]

It’s a show house.

[@adipsous]

Gelatinous wine, it's all the rage.

[@Titan13373]

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@YourMothersHouseRightNow]

You didn't actually watch this movie, did you? Welcome to the club of most of us.

[@germanyball6827]

Wine can't be solid its a liquid

[@ryanlesner4716]

Why hasn't anyone realized that they should PUT ON A GAS MASK??!!

[@mafiablokes]

Do YOU have a gas mask just laying around??

[@randomicatto]

I hope the internet or store still available.

[@sayiemasterkupsagowe8271]

Man.! no one knew how they were getting infected till it was too late

[@DoubleMonoLR]

Or at least a handkerchief, dust mask or anything really, if you thought plants in the wind were making people crazy - it would be sensible to assume it was pollen.

[@loganshaw9198]

Watch out it is deadly hayfever.

[@AdamYGO6893]

You guys should redo EWW The Last Airbender. I know it's one of your very first videos, but I don't think 5 minutes gives that shit movie enough justice to sin.

[@wiseguy1512]

Scooter13101 that would mean that they might have to watch it again though

[@dominicthorp3248]

Wise Guy And that’s a sin.

[@anigamer379]

Scooter13101 I want a redo on Avatar

[@pinkneko13]

I don't I didn't have the endurance to watch the 5 minute version.

[@oliviasneed6867]

I completely agree

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

M. Night said that he had intended for this to be the modern equivalent of a B Movie, but with blockbuster funding. We in the business call this a "parody retcon" - it wasn't meant to be a joke until after people said it was bad.

[@cheery-hex]

he's so full of it. he couldn't pull off a good parody B movie. have to know what you're doing.

[@DepressedCutter]

How Is it that people think this movie is so bad?

[@christopherlewis1315]

@@DepressedCutter Have you seen it? Even for an M. Night Shalaman movie its bad.

[@GAshoneybear]

@@cheery-hex Stephen King has pulled off better examples of B movies than M Night Shyamalan.

[@williamanthony9090]

@@christopherlewis1315 "The Lady In The Water" is B-A-D--- That's a slow paced film that tries to tell a relevant story, but just falls flat. At least "The Happening" keeps the story moving forward at a pace that doesn't put the audience to sleep. If Night intended to create a B-Movie type thriller, mission accomplished. Is the premise, plants turning on mankind, silly? You bet! Still, I can think of twenty films far more boring than this one. Watching Wahlberg actually play a role other than himself, is reason enough to watch this movie. Is it cheesy horror? Absolutely. That's a large part of it's charm. Eventually this movie will get the respect it deserves. On a 10-scale, I rate it a 6.7.

[@whitedevil2]

Mark: "so you want me to, like, act good in this movie?" M.Night: "no, the opposite."

[@ryanm.8720]

Alternatively: *Mark:* "Should I put emotion into my performance?" *M. Night:* "What? No...!"

[@psychokinrazalon]

@@ryanm.8720 🤣

[@73NSH1]

Wtf but he acts good

[@barrylyndon5552]

"I'm saving my acting talent, I only get a bit and I cant afford to go spending it whilly nilly." It is hilariour watching the energy he brought to this movie vs a movie like Pain and Gain where he's just a ball of emotive acting prowess. Maybe not necessarily 'good' but so much more animated and engaging. It feels like something is actively holding him back here, like if Superman was an actor he'd be holding kryptonite to be like Walhberg is in this movie

[@goopguy548]

when does mark EVER act good??

[@MegaTyler97]

“Close the air vents!” Yes, that’ll keep this soft top Jeep Wrangler air tight😂😂

[@loganshaw9198]

If it is pollen they are all doomed. As a person with allergies I can safely say it is only a matter of time it will get you and will make you suffer. Even in a house because of air transfer. You would need to be like the bubble boy to even have a chance.

[@danielwhite7626]

@@loganshaw9198 ok

[@loganshaw9198]

@@danielwhite7626 it is true if plants turn on us like a 100 to 1,000 times more would die then seen in this movie.

[@trippincat5208]

How i feel when people tell me cloth masks can stop a virus.

[@loganshaw9198]

That is why people think this a prequel of after earth that will Smith plays in.

[@kam6642]

“Is it comedy, is it horror? You don’t know” 😂😂

[@iriswaldenburger2315]

Is it stupid??? Yes!

[@SweetChickenSir]

I was expecting a bee movie reference in there instead but, I'll accept the outtake

[@SPARKLYDEATHCAT]

You like jazz

[@sushi6037]

You like jazz

[@KoragGames]

The OG Birdbox

[@HMSConqueror]

yes. i was expecting that one too.

[@veryrealhuman5575]

KZbin says this was posted 23 hours ago but this video finished uploading 41 mins ago

[@raphaelcalado4335]

2:14 Best part of the movie, thanks Cinema Sins for point it out. The girl reaction is awesome. She would be perfect in Cinema Sins.

[@SensationalBanana]

Everything wrong with The Happening: It happened...

[@OldManPaxusYT]

ikr?!

[@randomguy2518]

Beat me to it,

[@hiddenunderahood2052]

OH OK OK, ITS HAPPENING ITS REALLY HAPPENING

[@CalciumChief]

What? No.

[@for3stspirit]

WHAT'S THE PROCEDURE

[@WingItMan217]

HiddenUnderAHood Just give me one second, one goddamn second!

[@DiegoHernandez-xt2su]

@@WingItMan217 you like hotdogs right?

[@kildaver]

IS it, though?

[@aG-td2uu]

“The probability of something happening in Philadelphia is very low, especially an NBA championship” 😂😂

[@tyronenewsom3047]

dead!

[@sportyjhf5Q]

That was a low blow boyo

[@Diggy22]

Well, I guess Philly's happy that the Eagles did the unthinkable 🍸

[@fortwoodmisery]

The fact this was not 45 mins longer than the actual movie is commendable.

[@Spameggssausage]

Two sins you left out: If John Leguizamo is the least creepy person in a movie something's very wrong. Zooey Deschanel's lemur impression.

[@DeathOn3rdStreet]

To be fair he has been through an Ice Age

[@leondzananovic6576]

Zooey Deschanel always has her lemur impression.

[@keel1701]

How could you skip the guy saying "theres a county here, you won't find it on any map though" Best line of the whole movie

[@barrylyndon5552]

Hahaha fking Mouth of Madness sequel confirmed. Random county in the middle of nowhere that somehow cant be discovered by anyone but can somehow be visited

[@bcnicholas123]

Even the title “The Happening” sounds like a parody

[@Hikikomorisama]

Now, I'm a quiet human being when it comes to watching films in theaters, but, man, was i laughing my ass off in the theaters when Mark said "what? No!" 😆 🤣

[@dredayalldayerday]

"Plan on murdering me in my sleep!" "What?! No!" "That's exactly what a double agent would say!"

[@barrylyndon5552]

"What! No" "Oh. Ok then glad to hear it, see you tomorrow" Pretty sure if swoleberg wanted to kill the decrepit single 80 year old woman he wouldnt bother waiting until she was asleep

[@williamanthony9090]

@@dredayalldayerday Wahlberg wanted to say: "Look, Bitch, if I wanted you dead, you'd have woken up that way!" Fortunately, he actually had to play a character unlike himself, and managed to do it.

[@julius.....]

A better title: Everything IS wrong with The Happening

[@memorra]

What? Noooo

[@haifischh]

Yall literally say this same shit on every E.W.W vid

[@julius.....]

@@haifischh No, this movie is just fucking horrible

[@lawsonone6015]

I love the cataloguing of all the Mark Wahlberg shocked and confused faces.

[@andrewharvey3282]

"An act of nature that we'll never fully understand" Using a single line to justify your entire movie.

[@cultcomedy.]

Such a badly written, badly acted, badly directed, bad, bad movie.

[@simonmay1671]

Tell that to 2:12

[@aquamelon0087]

Cult Comedy the acting was some of the best movies I’ve every seen

[@JPS47]

What? This movie is bad? No. It's really shit.

[@TheEgganator324]

So bad it's good

[@JustWiseWolf]

I feel like you need to work on your vocabulary.

[@timothysisneros]

Is it comedy? Is it horror? YOU DONT KNOW! Lmao 😆😆😆

[@deej9]

Right?! It was nuts😂

[@DepressedCutter]

how about watching the movie for yourself before becoming biased by this guy.

[@MsTequili]

@@DepressedCutter I literally just finished watching this movie about 30mins ago (so before watching this video) and it's genuinely one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my entire life.. It makes no sense, it doesn't follow it's own "rules" and the acting is legit sooooo fucking horrible ^^' You can like the movie if you want to, but it doesn't take a cinemasins video to get people to dislike this movie xD plus it's been out for over a decade, so many people have already seen it anyways

[@loganshaw9198]

Even the movie the crazies made more sense.

[@Bob3519]

"Corror" or "Homedy" or "Hor - Com"? Hor- Rom- Com"?

[@Love.Ruby.]

The new game after The Floor Is Lava *The Air Is Deadly*

[@plls2880]

GAS MASKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@loganshaw9198]

O no everyone is dead it is nuclear winter. The air is poison. Ya not even the floor is lava is that deadly they had a video about that.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Well you see...

[@hiitsnicetomeetyou]

This hits different now

[@Love.Ruby.]

Hi, nice to meet you OH MY FUCKING GOD 💀 💀💀😂😂

[@ecliptorcalrissian5014]

Watching this in the days of the 'rona makes it even crazier that nobody in the whole world thought "hey, maybe we should try covering our faces."

[@LadyOnikara]

Some of them still wouldn't do it because they think wearing a mask takes away their freedom.

[@TaylorPhase]

@@LadyOnikara wearing a mask keeps you from spreading it, not protecting you from infection. so totally not like the movie...

[@zachconant7031]

@@LadyOnikara yes because pollen with 100% death rate is the same as a virus that you have to get tested to know if you have it.

[@Skunkgasm]

They were all too caught up in the radiating confusion waves emitted by the main character.

[@petermachiela5441]

U probably run from the wind don't u

[@HTPCYMC]

The happening but nothing good really happens.

[@ifyousubtomeyouwillgainabs6072]

Ok

[@yourmama3515]

HARPER DODD Same

[@dustinwheat4096]

So the happening

[@SpliTSideZ]

What's Happening!!

[@DiegoHernandez-xt2su]

@@SpliTSideZ what oh no?

[@Gwoblesto189]

"What's taking the wind so long ?....... its fucking wind" I laughed so hard at this

[@robinlaceishere]

Can't wait for the sequel. The Happening 2: It Happened Already

[@Sportsvee]

The Happening 2: Oops, I did it again. Brittney Spears - ding.

[@anigamer379]

Rith Trelin The Happened

[@CaptainCock-Strong]

How about It’s Happening again...and we don’t know why.

[@shootthemoon6072]

@@Sportsvee Ewwww!

[@mxqjsdurruz5548]

2: It's Happening again 3: It Happened already

[@pheniellanz5271]

The first sin should’ve been: “This movie exists”.

[@nspcrazy1122]

I forced a bot to watch 1,000 hours of M Night Shyamalan movies & this is the script that lt came up with.

[@robertagu5533]

That's cruel and unusual.. that Bot must've done something bad to deserve that

[@Spameggssausage]

Tom or Crow?

[@nspcrazy1122]

@@SpameggssausageCrow

[@BennyLlama39]

Even a bot would've come up with something better than this mess. 🙂

[@KRobinson-ko1ne]

That would explain Earth vs Soup

[@Operation_FUBAR]

Zooey Deschanel’s blank stare is easily the scariest thing in this movie.

[@goryguy5106]

Can we take a second to appreciate Zooey Deschanel's performance in this movie? Sometimes an actor reads a script and says to themselves, "Oh, great, I can just take a nap during filming." Live that dream, Zooey.

[@barrylyndon5552]

I honestly thought she was on serious drugs. She seemed so zoned out and unresponsive for so much of it

[@Smokie_666]

@@barrylyndon5552 Same

[@carriesolomonmusic]

😂😂😂

[@anthonystelmasczuk581]

I'm just bummed he missed the obviously fake wine in the dinner scene since it doesn't move when he tilts the glass

[@sethery654]

Came looking for this comment 😂

[@ryanfinnerty02]

I thought that the fake wains was intentional as the house was a model home. The food was fake too

[@arch_dornan6066]

It's a model home silly billy

[@davidknapp5598]

Literally noticed that! Imma give Jeremy a sin, just cuz he missed THAT sin! *DING!*

[@krimsonk-9478]

Everyone making references to the wine at 15:22. Everything in the house was plastic. It was a display unit.

[@AceJackov]

It's a Homefill.

[@PersephoneDaSilva]

Exactly. Thank you.

[@lynnevetter]

thank you for that... those comments are really irking me.

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

It's important to point out that it was a show house in the films universe. Not just lazy props.

[@muskatDR]

Everything in the movie was plastic

[@Nexsoxs]

When the train dude said they lost contact with everyone you can see people in the background using their phones and calling people

[@kingayy9267]

The people in the background didn't necessarily connect to anyone though Wouldn't you at least attempt to call your family in that situation, even if you suspected the call wouldn't get through

[@Nexsoxs]

True but you do some people talking on their phones not just trying but yeah for the most part you're right

[@james13sylar]

Theory: Whatever is "happening", happened before the movie even started, and damaged people's mind ever so slightly. It made people infected by it to act stiff, overreact and have no way to stop their impulses, as well as make them susceptible to paranoia. People started to have intrusive thoughts, those we all have but ignore, but they couldn't ignore them. People in tall places felt the "call of the void" and jumped before realizing what they were doing. The cop probably started thinking "what would it feel to shoot myself" and did it, the other guy picked up the gun and walked before having that same thought, then the lady saw two guys doing it and thought it could also happen to her, so she also shot herself. The survivors are people who, for their own brain configuration, didn't had these specific thoughts, but we see them act on other things we try to do on public or things we might consider idiotic. This would have been a great reveal if at the end, we could see someone outside the affected area acting like an actual people, trying to communicate with someone affected.

[@chrishouchin967]

This is a very valid argument. Got me scratching my head. Why I'm commenting on a 3 year old comment? Also scratching my head. 🤔

[@Klishar122]

It’s a better twist than “The trees did it.”

[@melaniew52]

I remember seeing this in the cinema. A few minutes into the movie the show a shot of the trees, I turned to my friend and said as a joke "it's the trees". Damn did we laugh hard when it turned out to be the trees lol

[@TehStefan]

"What? No." In retrospect, this has to be a comedy.

[@barrylyndon5552]

I dont know how anyone on set or in editing could watch that and not laugh. Even M Night had to be laughing, a reshoot would have taken 4 seconds it was intentionally left in because it was surreal and funny and they must have known it. It's blooper level acting

[@equinek9lover]

12:52 "Trees communicate with bushes etc..." bit. Fun Fact: Not actually as crazy as it sounds. Groves of trees will actually communicate with each other through what is called a mycorrhizal network. Basically a really cool fungus on their root system that allows them to share nutrients and water and even communicate distress from pest damage. Ex. If a tree on the outside of the grove is experiencing drought conditions but the center of the grove has access to moisture, the trees on the inside of the grove will actually send moisture through the mycorrhizal network to the struggling tree to help it survive. This is usually strongest between plants of the same species, but they have been known to form "alliances" with other species nearby.

[@nayru_7]

Ashley Dennis and I’m confused now

[@equinek9lover]

@@nayru_7 how so?

[@joeymama4666]

The trees around here only speak Spanish

[@nunureds837]

That's really interesting! Problem with Shamylan is he takes a fact like that and (instead of stretching it to a REASONABLE place of science-fiction) goes bat sh*t crazy with it! There's an art to having the audience sloooowly suspend their disbelief.

[@equinek9lover]

@@nunureds837 agreed. Even if he just localized the event to a particular town or city instead of world wide it would make it more believable. Also poor script writing, instead of the plant guy coming off like a strange hippie he could have been given a higher field of study or credentials of some sort even and less vague lines presented in a better manner and it would have made plants talking to kill the human race ten times more believable. Also, the greenhouse scene still confuses me, it's a contained smaller area full of plants, you'd expect it to kill anyone that entered on the spot, are greenhouse plants suddenly sentient enough to become domesticated and not kill people?

[@jeffmcarthur5617]

I used to drive between Nebraska and New York City. Thanks for letting me know how many blocks I drove. I was wondering that!

[@ZlobniyXren666]

Jeff McArthur 😂

[@Stank_possum]

I was little when I saw this movie for the first time and I was soo confused and was asking so many questions that my brother yelled at me told me to get out😂😂 10 years later, still confused😂

[@jamesholmstrom5837]

*running away from wind*

[@EuclideanAl]

Ohh, a classic bonus round! Man, feels like it’s been forever since we had one of these! This was a lot of fun, great vid :)

[@elizaphernelia]

This movie is basically Bird Box but you can see this time

[@hustle8711]

Yeah but it came before Bird Box

[@sorinzo3902]

*Don’t Breathe*

[@elizaphernelia]

orenji12341 r/wooosh

[@loguchennai]

@@orenji-ov2yq book was published in 2014 .. The happening came out 2008 ... You dumpfuck ... Birdbox copied

[@ocloud7389]

@@loguchennai double r/woosh

[@Diamond1234]

2:12 Oh my god, I didn't notice that girl making that face at that line, thanks for showing it to me! xD

[@hunterchewning6725]

That part was amazing.

[@grandmotherproductions9380]

I just noticed in the scene at 15:23 The wine in the glasses does not move even when Wahlberg is holding sideways

[@ernestorodriguez8388]

2:17 love that some random extra got this movie one sin removal

[@meghanworkman6449]

This is legitimately one of the WORST movies I've ever seen.

[@johnhaney5908]

It ain't perfect but come on man, it's still entertaining 😅

[@clatterslam]

Same, and I haven't even seen it

[@rebekahjackson5996]

@@johnhaney5908 right i love this movie!! I love Cinemasins.. But I still love this movie!!! I don't find any fault in this movie STILL but I looooooove Cinemasins (Jeremy)😂😂😂😂

[@sanswithoutsans]

Idk, the new Ghostbusters was pretty much a 2 hour cringe fest

[@meghanworkman6449]

@@sanswithoutsans I've deliberately avoided watching that lol.

[@Hatebreedish]

"Don't take my daughters hand unless you mean it". 😂

[@Eguzzisme]

Hatebreedish what does that even mean? 😂😂 this movie was just so, so, soooo bad!

[@DSMTheEditor]

What is "What pedos hope their target's dad says when they get to their house, before Chris Hansen appears"

[@theresacherco9543]

What no

[@maybewise]

Like how about a "Thank you"?... Like does he think she's so evil that she would go "You're on your own, little bitch", and kick his daughter out the car, when they get halfway to their destination?... Even if she was, I don't know why he'd think that he could intimidate her into NOT doing that, before leaving for a suicide mission.

[@rebekahjackson5996]

Kinda self explanatory.. He explained to Elliot that he saw Yvette crying and that she not the type of girl to jump in when you need her.. So he was saying don't take her hand unless you're really gonna take care of her. He placed his personal feeling of Yvette in the hands of his daughter thus him saying that

[@f0lie771]

I really feel that M. Night is a secret genius and realized that by making insanely stupid movies he can profit more than simply being a good director, then surprise people with really good ones every so often. Props

[@marquis911]

And that also you're a secret genius for writing this comment?

[@AlejoConejo-vb8ln]

For real, when you see he made a new movie you know it's gonna be either awful of amazing! No middle ground with this guy.

[@docha649]

What? Noo!

[@warreng675]

@@marquis911 Lol

[@warreng675]

I don't know

[@carriesolomonmusic]

You missed the fact that the guy giving the announcement to the teachers told them, “I spoke with the head of schools.” Which is, like, a superintendent?? But M. Night didn’t know that word or something 😂 Big stupid sin overlooked

[@mfrost228]

Nice to see that Cameron was able to finish school, even with Ferris talking him into taking days off, and become a school administrator. Warms my heart. 3:28.

[@neoarchangemon3460]

WORST MOVIE EVER!!!!... I remember being in the theater and just looking around to see who else was as shocked at how BAD it was. There was a whole theaters of Me.

[@NoahStephens]

Yep

[@ms.bubs4fun506]

Great movie but the ending was anticlimactic.

[@neoarchangemon3460]

@Boris Sladakovic YUP, it’s my mutant power!

[@ryanjavierortega8513]

@@neoarchangemon3460 it was one of those movies, huh? I remember seeing ‘Saw’ in the theatre, and when the guy got shot and just kept going, this guy and me looked at each other and both laughingly said, “He just got shot!” It was a human moment.

[@eytibee]

@@ms.bubs4fun506 right. The buildup of the story is quite good from start to middle. But it all went down the drain due to the nature of the film's dilemma

[@kyle1m]

This movie was so bad that I was insulted by the hint at a sequel at the end of the movie

[@22Nitetrain]

I still remember seeing this with my friend in the theater. When it was over we turned to each other and both said wtf did we just watch lol 😂

[@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147]

2:16 lmao this sentence knocked her out of character, the script and the movie. Lmao

[@smokeandmirrors3913]

NIGHTMARE-NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE-NIGHTMARE I know for that second there she was just like “Fucking what? Oh shit were still rolling?”

[@margarethmichelina5146]

Probably she's the only smartest character on this movie. Even as just an extra.

[@WingItMan217]

NIGHTMARE-NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE-NIGHTMARE best actor in the movie by far

[@JuICyBLiinGeR]

Because you didn’t get the joke?

[@BeeWhistler]

Does anyone find that there is something genuinely unsettling about the concept of the film even though so much is ridiculous or just plain bad? So yeah, the acting is beyond awful, the leads are wooden and artificial. The plot dismisses all kinds of logic and reason in ways that spit on their own premise. It just plays out poorly in general. But the whole image of being in a large area that is beset with a plague, in a sense, is frightening. Being in the situation they're in, trapped and forced to try and escape on foot, not knowing what's going on and seeing people suddenly just switch personalities and kill themselves by the thousands, all help cut off and helpless to stop anyone from acting on their impulses... All pretty scary. Maybe they expected that sincerely scary idea to carry the movie and that's why they didn't bother to write it properly or hire someone who could deliver lines without acting like a kid who's trying to pretend he didn't smoke weed at a party.

[@mediakilljoy6691]

A good plot in a shitty script. Though The Happening is my favorite movie

[@softhelmetdiugh132]

Even though it’s not amazing I think bird box does a better job for sure and is a lot scarier

[@barrylyndon5552]

I actually agree. In fact, personally I almost suspect the movie is borderline genius. Like M Night planned the entire thing to be so weirdly surreal with bad acting, non sense plot, warped people, unnatural reactions to events and other things and combined it with a simple but haunting score made it feel like there was a lot of things really really off with what was happening. Like the phenomenon was affecting the viewers. By not explaining it it helped spread the paranoia aspect (though I never really felt the paranoia noone turned on each other and there was no real hint of a conspiracy) and by throwing out alot of logic it made the whole sequence really unpredictable. Whatever it was trying to do essentially ended up failing as it wasnt all that scary and whilst it was rather funny it didnt really seem to try to be but there was a kind of unique feel to this movie I havent gotten with many others. If I was going to name it I would call it Confusion Horror.

[@LinksBetweenDrinks]

@@barrylyndon5552 It's definitely not genius. A genius film would be very entertaining without awfulness. Is the premise great? Yes! Is the execution terrible? Yes. Tombstone is genius. The Happening isn't genius.

[@barrylyndon5552]

@@LinksBetweenDrinks Well Val Kilmer definitely stole the show but other than that and the costumes i only saw Tombstone a bit above average. Nah I dont really think The Happening is genius it has a bit of a cult status but thats more for the weirdness and Walhbergs acting which was very off putting. Was it intentional? Dunno probably not but it did have a very surreal feel to it. Genius is going a bit far though yeah.

[@Maxywoo]

CinemaSins 2012: 3 minutes CinemaSins 2018: 22 minutes CinemaSins 2025: 14 hours

[@rydymsdeim4486]

Actually, according to my calculations, it would be something around 3 hours 45 minutes.

[@jonihouse8406]

Rydyms Deim, tell that to the dude who thought CPU performance would double every year

[@wolfieragegaming5037]

Rydyms Deim no I calculated and due how he like sining and hate logos Its will be 1 min

[@exoticpotatogenesisumbrella]

CinemaSins 2069:complains every frame of the movie

[@maryjoygelizon4268]

@Alexander Slone 24 hours

[@nerdateermaster]

Add a sin for the physics-defying “wine” that Mark haphazardly throws around at 15:25 ! They really couldn’t have made at least that one cup an actual liquid? 🤣

[@ohmanthatguy2443]

You beat me to it

[@kylephaneufmusic]

Came here to say this 😂

[@dpauls15243]

Mark Wahlberg sounds so sarcastic for this entire movie

[@samcasseur6324]

"Oh no"

[@moosery]

sounds like deadpool

[@sofe6451]

I laughed at his acting so much

[@tycalvert7322]

"What? Noo!"

[@Toxic_Femininity]

The Happening: Looking up Mark Wahlberg’s nostrils for 90 min while they run from wind

[@shinichiizumi2242]

😅

[@veronicaramirez802]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gameknight9956]

Friend: how would you describe this movie Me: I don’t know

[@loganshaw9198]

Super pollen almost everyone one near trees died.

[@kitwhite2640]

Allergic reaction to the Nth degree?

[@Synthetic-Rabbit]

15:23 The fake wine in the glass really needed a sin.

[@thisweekinsin1119]

Oh sweet. Its the Bird Box prequel

[@actionjackson3522]

Except Bird Box can actually be described as interesting, while The Happening is a series of bad drug trips.

[@fwiedwice824]

This Week In Sin honestly 😂😂

[@starhunter9085]

@@actionjackson3522 *I've heard "Split" reviews of Bird Box.*

[@_PuppetMaster86]

Except Bird Box is good.

[@biffyguybiffy6292]

The Hive Productions, the only good thing in bird box is the acting, everything is garbage.

[@the_absurd_hero]

The Happening is by no means the worst film I’ve ever seen, as I’ve seen some absolute garbage. But it is the worst film I’ve seen with a budget over $20,000.

[@majabajric2310]

What's the worst film you've seen?

[@Capri_00]

Jack and Jill

[@lunaballuna]

@@majabajric2310 avatar the last Airbender: the movie

[@joelspringman7748]

"Signs" is right up there (down there?).

[@Kimdracula1983]

15:24 why is the wine in glass not moving??? LMAO thats extra 45 Sins!!!!

[@kill2liveand4fun]

cuz they broke into a "model" house

[@Kimdracula1983]

@@kill2liveand4fun thanks i saw this a while ago its was so shitty that my memory repressed it ! :)

[@jaybowloski4257]

I came here to post on that EXACT thing...I don't care if it was model home...stupid.

[@nuonites5620]

@@jaybowloski4257 "I don't care if it was a model home...stupid." So you're saying that spending X amount of money on X many bottles of wine so that you can present a Model Home with real wine to possible investors/buyers every time you present the house and fake everything else is a better solution than a plastic ornament that can be made in China and shipped to America for far less money? Stupid.

[@jaybowloski4257]

@@nuonites5620 Who buddy, settle down. As far as production design and flow of a movie, it was stupid. Adding such a silly element to a thriller takes the viewer out of the moment...yes stupid choice for a production designer, producer, director...

[@Daijuana]

Movie:Shows clouds CinemaSins:Begins throwing sins at it till it goes away

[@RollingxBigshot]

The inspiration for birdbox

[@teatea222]

Yes but i think birdbox was much better

[@mikaylamarie9243]

@@teatea222 they were equally trash

[@gavinthomas1745]

Lol no Bird Box might be a little overrated and not great but nothing compared to this piece of shit. Like Bird Box was just ok and mediocre maybe bad but this was absolutely horrendous. This movie finished in so much top worst movies of 2008. Bird box won’t even finish in the worst of 2018 maybe ovrrrated sure but not worst I’d take bird box 1,000,000 over Happening.

[@AKookieForYou]

The actors in Birdbox at least tried. No one can convince me that Mark to his role even kind of seriously with line reads such as "What? Noooooooo"

[@robinlaceishere]

@@gavinthomas1745 also, bird box was based off a book

[@nuclearmatt8119]

Jeremy's mockery of Mark Wahlberg is the stuff dreams are made of.

[@thegroooviest]

How do you know his name is Jeremy?

[@nuclearmatt8119]

@@thegroooviest I follow him on Twitter. Also, rewatch the Deadpool video, with the pizza delivery guy scene.

[@thegroooviest]

@@nuclearmatt8119 Oh

[@lexamuller]

I remember ''The Fappening'', but thats a different kind of movie

[@pengyzin8668]

Its happening!!! okay I'm done.

[@Revick_Revas]

Not in November you didn’t.

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

Yes and this kind of movie has a technical term, I believe its pronounced Pa-Orn

[@CulturedDegenerate]

@Studio Autio If it's worldwide it'd be a pandemic, and if I remember correctly Jennifer Lawrence's nudes getting leaked is what initiated it.

[@frankhumbug]

lexamuller muller, yeeeaaahhhh.🙃 😜⛽🚀🌋🍾⛲🐳🚮🛀🛌

[@LucidDreamer54321]

The part of the movie where Wahlberg's character continued trying to tell the hermit lady what was happening was BS. After the first time she said she didn't want to know, the appropriate response would have been "Okay, thanks for your hospitality. We will be leaving now."

[@ReverentGhost]

100 extra sins for Marky Mark overselling his lines

[@DuragAllDay]

😂

[@Z1DM0]

whow wow wow, that wine was sketchy sure but I'm more puzzled as to why it didn't receive a sin

[@LetwanCherry]

In the movie it was a model house, everything in there was fake

[@matttuffy8933]

I literally just jumped on the comments to say the same thing 🤣

[@beenblack90]

I was just about to say the same thing like wtf. Thats a sin for cinema sins if I ever saw one

[@nunureds837]

@@LetwanCherry thanks, I was perplexed by the glass of wine, too 😆

[@joshualester5154]

What were you paying attention to in the movie? Lol. They mention that everything in the house is fake. Mark Wahlberg makes it so noticeable the wine is fake. And the house has a Model Home sign out front.

[@c04ey27]

Half the time I didn’t even know what was happening...

[@user-vn7ce5ig1z]

That's because nothing actually happened; literally, nothing happened. It looked like something was going to happen, but then it didn't. Over and over again. _Nothing_ 😒

[@c04ey27]

- it was more hilarious than anything. 😂

[@moskalks6447]

Haha

[@FranciumBoron]

18:00 When you ask if your little brother stole and ate your cookie.

[@Ami_E_Bowen]

I really appreciate that subtle 'Clerks' reference. "He wasn't even supposed to be there today.' I see what you did there.

[@MegaZeta]

Was that subtle?

[@CuracaoCow]

I LOVE how much I HATE this movie!!! Also, WHY ISN'T HIS WINE MOVING IN THAT WINE GLASS???????????

[@maggiemcfly5267]

Model house

[@CuracaoCow]

@@maggiemcfly5267 Ahhhh I had forgotten that. Thank you!!!! XOXO

[@shootthemoon6072]

Model person, model house, model wine?

[@partypiano0729]

Yes @15:22

[@whenthemusicsover6028]

+heroselene That's exactly what I was thinking when I first saw that. XD

[@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151]

What? *N O O O.*

[@WadeWilson_]

I had no idea that "netflix and chill" meant anything other than watch netflix and hang out until I saw a reddit post explaining it a couple years ago