Everything Wrong With Con Air In 18 Minutes Or Less

Well, here's a late '90s action film that plenty of people love, but those people are all... wrong. This is a sinful movie. Con Air has lots of sins.
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[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

*_"Sweet Home Alabama" plays in background_* "Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash." I love that quote

[@jamesesparza6893]

dont chu talk to meh

[@Zeldarw104]

Where the skies are blue! 😁

[@randomfools808]

I forgot about that!

[@bandz6025]

Same

[@Leopold241]

Me too 😂

[@StarWarsOrigami]

I am a retired air traffic controller. A few years ago I had a Justice (the proper call sign, not ConAir) come into my airspace. I told the pilot that his altitude was going to be turbulent, and suggested a lower altitude with reported smoother rides. His response was priceless... "The comfort of our passengers is of no concern"

[@desmond1751]

Dang

[@Debbie4u]

Lol

[@alexbelle3941]

Hahaha 🤣

[@statinskill]

Not everybody on that plane is a serial killer or from gang of scum. There are also people who just cheated on a spreadsheet or God forbid, caught lobsters that weren't yet large enough (ten year sentence). Maybe their comfort can be a slight consideration?

[@alexpalmer4825]

That is awful. A society is judged by how it treats its criminals not its best citizens. Bet you some kid on that plane who went down for weed. Does he deserve that?

[@chasemartinez6466]

Con Air is quite simply one of the greatest guilty pleasure films in the history of cinema! I wish they made movies like this today!

[@MiosPanties]

Wait wait wait. I've never actually seen Con Air, but are they seriously implying that Nic Cage's character goes to prison because the Judge said that, as a trained and decorated soldier, he didn't have the right to defend himself? Seriously?

[@andymiller7390]

Yep.

[@stevekaczynski3793]

@@andymiller7390 This film is absurd. Enjoyable but absurd.

[@RenegadeShepTheSpacer]

No.

[@johndoe-ek1qs]

He's trained as a deadly weapon. Legally speaking, him punching someone is legally equated to stabbing or shooting them. Although the knife the guy he killed would legally justify his responding with lethal force.

[@josephdillard9907]

That "trained as a deadly weapon" thing is a Hollywood myth. It works ok for movies but in real life, in America, whether you're former military or not, regardless of what training you may have had, you absolutely have the right to defend yourself. At least, unless you live in a commie state like California, then who knows? Or nowadays if it's BLM or antifa randomly attacking you, then you actually get arrested for defending yourself apparently.

[@tomtonka1915]

+10 sins for a little girl being creepier than the serial killer.

[@bigronnie9629]

LMAO Holy Shit, I wish I could give this 100 likes

[@PerfectAlibi1]

What if the little girl KILLED the serial killer? XD

[@kylemiller2414]

Shouldn’t that be 10 sins minus? She should’ve knifed him too.

[@jareds208]

Tom tonka lol that would be funny if when the plane was flying away and she was waving she had blood on her mouth/face and his body was laying in the background 😂

[@HaleyBug221]

Eh, not creepier but shes really innocent naiive and just wants a friend.

[@dylanhinman9942]

Nicolas Cage: "All right... What is my character's personality?" Director: "You"

[@scottmantooth8785]

oh...okay...I've got that one down pretty well by now unless distract...SQUIRREL!!!

[@LadyOnikara]

I thought the director said that for Wicker Man and Ghost Rider?

[@Robbnlinzi]

It’s you. You’re the rocket man.

[@colinlawlor8287]

Could have saved you a lot of work. There isn't a single thing wrong with this film. It's literal cinema perfection. Thanks

[@Rorywizz]

for real

[@Riffmaster227]

Except for Cage’s accent!

[@colinlawlor8287]

@@Riffmaster227 refer to above comment

[@KonradvonHotzendorf]

Except that cage, a decorated veteran defending his 🤰 against hobos with criminal records ,would get any time ⌚ 😂

[@greg_4201]

Yep

[@baxtersmom279]

"Con Air" is a dumb movie, but my gawd, it is my favorite guilty pleasure.

[@mullaoslo]

It's not dumb.. It's what a action movie should be.. The rock, face off.. All perfect action movies

[@Debbie4u]

@@mullaoslo TRUE Man nowadays movie is just CGI shit

[@knightofjustice5475]

Oh god everyone these days are far too cynical. You don't need to preface everything with "oh hohoh lol this movie is BAD but..." to justify you liking something.

[@Moolers]

If you feel guilty for liking one of the most beloved 90s action flicks, you need to reassess your life.

[@LordMalice6d9]

@@mullaoslo All 3 of them had Nicholas Cage in them also.

[@seaofflowers.]

12:42 "oooh...did he take her face off?" Drop of tone was perfect😂👏

[@ARTPLAYSGAMES86]

I was looking for this comment lol. This channel is pure joy lol

[@oshiramahiragana6894]

Googled it. He actually did improvise most his lines lol Ahhh Dave Chappelle

[@butterflyjill6887]

I wouldn't be surprised if they encouraged him to. Why else have a comedian in your movie?

[@remeez3169]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! (THE MOVIE WAS GOOD) WHAT WRONG WITH THE MOVIE. WHY THE MOTHERCUNT YOU DON'T MAKE A MOVIE. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO BUT RUIN PEOPLE MEMORIES! Why The Fuck people supporting this. #CinemaSins You Fucking irritating People.

[@remeez3169]

@@ChineduOpara you supporting this fockery.. conair was a classic. CinemaSins has no friends

[@dr.lemonpants432]

@@remeez3169 Obviously you dont realize all of CinemaSins are sarcastic, and are to not be taken literally

[@liveactionlink8736]

@@ChineduOpara He's just trolling. He's copying and pasting the same comment all over lol

[@himitsu.no.rakuen]

I knew the “agent lost his bladder” line would finally warrant a sin off because it is gold 👌🏻

[@jpsailorallaboardmatey461]

I'm surprised you didn't sin how Steve Buscemi's character got away completely unknown, considering how dangerous of a killer he was seen as.

[@majornukehazard1989]

Yeah that's the biggest movie sin nobody has noticed, DAMN RIGHT👍 GOOD POINT.👌😘

[@zackrum]

And NO other patron recognizes him, like I think most of us know what Dahlmer, Gacy, Bundy looked like

[@canofbeans1372]

@@zackrum also referencing the movie right?

[@zackrum]

@@canofbeans1372 obviously

[@opscontaylor8195]

Also surprised the convoluted way Cyrus died wasn't a Sin.

[@Coyotek4]

I love the one line by Cyrus while explaining a plot in the sand: "... That's a rock!"

[@EfftupSmith]

only good line in the whole film. I'd call this film my guilty pleasure if I actually felt guilty about loving this appalling film.

[@sleepingconscious6110]

😂such a funny ass moment should have take. 20 sins off.

[@nurse425]

"Define irony: A bunch of idiots dancing on A PLANE to a song made famous by a band that DIED in a plane crash"! That one ALWAYS kills me, LOL!

[@Garland.Greene2296]

12:33 I left the rest of her body on her percents bed.

[@AstrosElectronicsLab]

"...oh."

[@krizwatcher]

Oh, come on, he kills a guy with a motorcycle and you fail to make a Ghost Rider reference?

[@coreym162]

Space/Time Paradox. Be careful. We don't wanna blow up the universe or have Biff as president.

[@geraldgrenier8132]

@@coreym162 Biff IS president

[@Micktaylorify]

Ghost Rider was made 10 years AFTER Con Air … This is not Looper … stick to the current space/time continuum please.

[@bravepigster]

The “Cy- anara” line was pretty good, probably the most creative part of the movie.

[@kimberleysmith818]

Watched it last night with my other half as we do love this film. Halfway through I suddenly remembered this scene and reminded him of it laughing. We loved it when it happened. Cheesy movie but good for a ‘park your brain somewhere for a rest’ watch

[@zachryder3150]

Thank you!

[@user-em7pw9uy5h]

Its very dumb though. why would he just say "Ci" and then make a pause? zero logic.

[@Korninator1989]

In the german Version he says "buenas noches" xD

[@jerichobeach2967]

@@user-em7pw9uy5hhe was in distress and he knew he effed up he coulda been pausing before his next word due to labored breathing - plus Cyrus was quick on the draw or else it wouldn’t have worked.

[@rjg7112]

"...this movie could have been over in 6 minutes...". My instant reaction to the harsh sentence Cage's character is given when there is plenty of mitigating circumstances, plus, clear evidence of him not being the aggressor in the situation. Is a military man, active or retired, and of any rank, going to be prosecuted given the circumstances of the case?

[@mestupkid211986]

No. Especially in Alabama.

[@michelleprieur1]

Maybe. Eons ago, my grandfather's brother kicked the Holy hello out of a guy who assaulted his wife, my aunt. He didn't just threaten her, like this, I mean he brutally hurt her. My uncle was army and he put the guy in a coma. He ended up being convicted of attempted murder and served over a decade. He never got so much as a speeding ticket before or since and still did serious time. He got a tough judge and his crappy lawyer talked him out of a jury trial. 🤷 lots of injustice in this world.

[@MTC008]

he missed the part of con air where Cyrus got thrown into a building strip in las vegas after the fire truck crane got hit into it where he was handcuffed then when he ejected from the severed truck crane he ended up throwing in an industrial site where he got killed by a hydraulic press did cyrus teleport?

[@SalemElloit]

@@michelleprieur1 hear stories like that all the time. I got a buddy whose wife kept getting texts from a random dude in his battalion to send him nudes. The guy was going as far as threatening her and so forth. My buddy told his commander what was up, and by the end of their conversation said if the commander wasn't going to do anything, he would. Buddy ended up driving to the guys house where the MPs met him, and took the firearms he had with him. Don't remember where he was at, but the crime of passion law there would've protected him if he ended up killing the guy. In the military you don't know who you're going to meet, and never know what type of stories you will hear. The one about your uncle, I have heard similar situation from someone a long time a go. I could tell more stories about this subject.

[@amosdraak3536]

@@SalemElloit Thanks for sharing, mate. So when you say the crime of passion law would’ve protected him, you mean your buddy could’ve legally killed the harasser?

[@DS_portraits]

You missed the happy ending for steve bucemis child murderer character

[@elg6197]

He was drunk by that point.

[@mafiacat88]

Yeah that made me feel....really uncomfortable.

[@ArthurB26]

Garland Green, what a goofy goober

[@nature1972]

"Why couldn't you just put the bunny back in the box?"

[@andrewblanchard2398]

🐰📦

[@Marinho..]

Brad Pitt:"What's in the boooooooxxx? "

[@mikekendrick4586]

😆

[@AstrosElectronicsLab]

Because movie has to movie and reasons?

[@ramonsalazar32]

make a move and the bunny gets it

[@danprokopenko]

Nothing... Nothing is wrong with this masterpiece.

[@donthompson4555]

I was going to comment the same! 😂

[@2AForever-wi8yj]

If you ever went to Vegas you would see about 20 in the last 10 minutes of the film

[@danprokopenko]

@@2AForever-wi8yj been there several times. When watching a movie like Con Air one must keep in mind the old phrase.. suspension of disbelief.....it's the ultimate shut your brain off dumb amazing action movie. So many cheesy one liners. Legendary film.

[@RONJAE212003]

Agree

[@aumjayakishatriya2982]

Nothing is wrong with this comment appearing on every fucking sins video, Musical Autopsy, Worst Songs of and all the others.

[@deborahhanna6640]

I love this movie for all its ridiculousness. I love even more that cinemasins guy is completely losing it & just laughs halfway thru then has to start drinking to finish. Thank you cinemasins guy; I am sorry you had to give up that sobriety chip to entertain us- but it was selfless indeed.

[@mechanizedMytha]

john egbert gotta be a special judge for this one

[@al_scheep]

@8R4ND0N 3LL1077 CRU23L1 do you mean kismesistude?

[@elg6197]

"Or... ooohhh... did he take his..." *zooms in Cage* "Faceoff?" 🤣

[@agentrogers8487]

That had me geekin XD

[@Darkmisterss0621]

I was laughing for solid few minutes at that one. 🤣😂

[@robbiesmith1381]

I'm southern, and Cage's southern accent is laughable.

[@randomcomment3164]

Depends. There are some pretty remote parts of Georgia, but they don't know the USA exists and wouldn't enlist in the Army.

[@Fintastrophe21]

@roy dabral tell that to every chick i talk to. The drawl gets em wet bro I'm telling you lmfao

[@rainbowruler6453]

@roy dabral Laughable till you say that to our faces.

[@rainbowruler6453]

@roy dabral Hahahaha 😂 couldn’t figure out an insult on the spot, so you had to go look at my profile to find something to make fun of. Lmao loser

[@ghostface1500]

@@rainbowruler6453 lmao what a tough guy

[@bmbougie]

"It's a propeller going through a plane! No one will care!" Sounded like Gene from Bob's Burgers.

[@VidelxSpopovich]

Underrated comment.It's absolutely something Gene would say.

[@chrisallie2224]

I like burgers

[@chrisallie2224]

Ever wondered where the word burger came from because it’s just a slice of cheese and processed meat and some lettuce and tomato sauce between 2 slices of bread 🥯

[@nthgth]

@@chrisallie2224 it's probably just short for hamburger

[@isolatedhazard1741]

That ‘bubba’ moment cracked me up 😂

[@rugbyrick]

"4. Dave Chappelle improvised most of his lines. Actually, that's probably not surprising to anyone who has seen his comedy. But he confirmed it on Inside the Actors Studio in 2006." - Confirmed, give the man credit.

[@RMJ1984]

Did Cinema Sins really miss the part where Cyrus goes from being handcuffed to a firetruck ladder smashing into a pedestrian bridge "losing his shoes" to flying miles away, landing in a rock quarry with his shoes on, to then get crushed.

[@leonpaelinck]

that scene is so ridiculous he didn't even bother

[@RMJ1984]

@@leonpaelinck You make a good point!

[@Michael-cz6ob]

That part where he falls off that escalator thing (with the crusher visible far in the background) to literally being placed head first under that crusher 1 camera cut later always amuses me. I can only assume they filmed more with Cyrus's death scene but just heavily edited it down

[@ebreshea]

Jeremy: I don't wanna miss a thing. Subtitles: I've got a long missile thing. Me: nice.

[@lindasmith6316]

LOL!

[@andrewblanchard2398]

👀 🚀

[@jkmurphy3]

A cinematic gem. Under appreciated in its time. Nicolas Cage’s finest performance. “Put the bunneyy back in the boxx”.

[@mojowasabi8823]

The movie though not perfect, is great... but nick cage is awful in it

[@boomstickcritique902]

@@mojowasabi8823 Hell no Nic Cage is friggin awesome His being cartoony and over the top is why we love him.

[@kingayy9267]

@MoJo Wasabi Nicolas Cage speaks in an almost aggressively monotone manner. Can't be anything but intentional, can it?

[@chiapets2594]

Cinematic Trash

[@jordynshepard7111]

*bunneh

[@kratoscallofduty]

I'm still waiting for Con Air 2: Cruise Control.

[@shriharihudli]

What about Con Space set in, well, space?

[@user-ny7tc2vl5f]

More likely to be auto-pilot

[@richardcoco9316]

@@shriharihudli it's called Armageddon.

[@lamarmartin1813]

Your mad cuz it was not good enough for you

[@milton7763]

Alex Con Air 2: Conned again, audience!

[@nuruneoguru]

My wife overhead me watching this and just asked if the narrator was Kermit the Frog. Now I can't unhear it! 🤣

[@nthgth]

Damn she's absolutely right 😂

[@oWatson]

Lmaooo

[@benignobrionesiii]

Holy crap. Can't unhear it now either.

[@zillailluhr]

“This is your bbq and it tastes good” lmaoooo

[@zamicedt]

John: Bold of you to assume there's anything wrong with Con Air.

[@Sleepy_Muse]

SarahGabriella John is a fictional character in a web comic that likes the movie, there making a refrence, take it easy

[@zamicedt]

@@sarahgabriella84 I'm making a reference to a fictional character named John who adores the film Con Air. I'm not hating on CinemaSins or critiquing them in any way.

[@rebeccapitoni5034]

Go back to 2012

[@idonthaveaname1925]

Daniel Worner bold of you to assume that the portion of the comic in which John starts FUCKING HATING con air doesn’t exist

[@dbjb40]

PUT THE BUNNY IN THE BOX!

[@ShowbusinessKennel]

Ok ok....it's not Oscar material....but I like this old 90's gem! Put the bunny back in the box already!😂😂😂

[@CrazyFreak714]

Dont mess with poes bunny 😄

[@rcslyman8929]

Awww, what's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX?! Not the bunny.

[@kyriss12]

Not gonna lie. This movie was something of a guilty pleasure back in the day. Cinnasins problem is that they expect all movies to be high art, when most of them are supposed to be mindless entertainment. If you happen to laugh your ass off at the ridiculousness of it all, then you're still being entertained.

[@caramonmajere447]

Con Air, Demolition Man, Kiss of the Dragon, and Pulp Fiction were my favorite VHS tapes that I owned in college. I didn't have cable TV or internet either, lol. I watched these movies a LOT.

[@jareds208]

F’in right!!! This movie is great!!!!

[@guynoir5968]

4:52 incorrect. The most random Dave Chappelle appearance in a movie is playing Tom Hank's friend in You've Got Mail.

[@dennisbythewood4785]

Please do every movie with Steve Buscemi in it always. When he's in anyting it is ultimately elevated 2 cinematic gold. I was in Pennsylvania actually in Philly before the virus I was on a road trip and I went to the Pennsylvania State Penitentiary and Steve Buscemi did the recorded guided tour. Very epic I'm glad he did that and it was really cool. I saw Al Capone's cell. Anyway just every movie with Steve Buscemi do every single movie he's in.

[@crypttea]

17:24 it has been confirmed that john egbert used to be an alcoholic

[@thebiolibrary5572]

surrealteleaf and John ended up becoming CinemaSins.

[@meganwhite2295]

[S] John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter

[@sav3849]

* How will i *

[@holyassasin0544]

How do I live starts playing...

[@malejplayz7229]

yes

[@joshuablack8221]

This is one of the silliest yet, enjoyable movies all time 🤣

[@martinboyle9163]

Jeremy, I just watched Con Air the other day. I must say that your observations are completely spot-on! Edit: Yes, you can literally SEE the Vegas strip from the airport! WTF?

[@andymiller6661]

Edit:

[@RichM3000]

Future generations will think the old Hard Rock Casino was on the strip and no one will be able to tell them otherwise.

[@RichM3000]

...and, you can see the airport from any reasonably high hotel room on the Strip that faces that direction (that aren't view-obstructed). It's quite big and obvious.

[@MonkeyButtMovies1]

Sin for doing a John Malkovich and John Cusack movie and not making a Being John Malkovich reference

[@akosleoszilagyi2529]

That was after Con Air!

[@mrmojomajestic8317]

"Luck and Coincidence must be 69ing somewhere." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@artieniem9749]

One of my favorite childhood scenes was cage getting shot in the arm and just bossing through it.

[@dulcehall5061]

Thank you so much for your videos! They actually make me lol, and your take on the movies is more than a little entertaining. Going through a crazy time in my life right now, and you give me a moment of just fun. 🙂

[@notquiteripe5907]

One of my favorite videos you have ever made!! Not to mention Con Air is one of guilty pleasures. “Put the Bunny back in the box”

[@julz3tt3]

Lol same here. Steve Buscemi is gold in this film

[@geedee1264]

'guilty pleasure' It's a very popular, very good 90s action movie with a few flaws, it doesn't qualify as a guilty pleasure

[@spikedwk]

Too bad he thinks it's sexist for a father to believe his baby will be beautiful.

[@spencerjohnson2911]

You have to admire John Malkovich and the lines he has in this movie. It's always a treat to watch him in character.

[@spel9840]

yup got 78 likes

[@QuantaSolace]

Yeah, that always confused me as to why he would get any prison time for killing a man in self-defense. Movie gotta movie I guess.

[@kabouterwesley83]

So the movie can happen

[@Kattywagon29]

I'm not gonna lie, I love this movie, but I feel like there had to have been at least 10 other reasons why he got sent to jail and ended up on this plane besides the premise they used for this movie. If the main character was black, theeennnnn I would understand. I'm black and I lived in Alabama for a few years, so I am qualified to make this statement. 😁

[@jaybee7271]

@@Kattywagon29 racist race baiting yank yanks out of nowhere

[@ylstorage7085]

The crime was, self-defense WITHOUT using a gun!

[@JuniperBerries4]

12:19 HOW DARE YOU SIN THIS LINE?

[@AD-wz6nd]

As a southerner, this accent took twenty years off my life, I swear to god...

[@mickey6275]

Mine too

[@Novous]

I have Nic Cage on cassette tape reading Huckleberry Finn.... in his "authentic" southern voice. It's glorious.

[@taitjones6310]

@@Novous lmfao

[@alaly1027]

😂😂😂

[@vorshack8968]

@@Novous Ok but why though?

[@artgutierrez6568]

Add 1,000 sins for John Cusack's character preferring that hundreds of innocent people possibly die in Las Vegas rather than shooting down 1 plane full of hardened convicts.

[@rayhairston7582]

No one in Vegas is innocent *ding*. And that birthed the youtube channel CommentSins

[@EfftupSmith]

@@rayhairston7582 You've seen Fight of the Black Angel obviously.

[@Garland.Greene2296]

@@rayhairston7582 12:33 I left the rest of her body on her percents bed.

[@milton7763]

Art Gutierrez Weeellll, it’s Vegas 🤷‍♀️

[@harisghifari8588]

Viva las vegas, heaven of sins, what u say?

[@Pendragon667]

"Probably eating Popcorn? Yeah, it IS Popcorn!" Dude, even your subtitles are hilarious 😂

[@johng1758]

Holy shit balls!! Your best work so far sir! OMG the 300 sins for his accent, the pause to take shots!! I almost cried from laughing.

[@lv.2073]

14:21 “Cy-“ “-onara” STILL the best pre-death one-liner I’ve *ever* heard

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

I would've taken a sin off because John Malkovich made that line work.

[@M0rinkashi]

The "Cy-" is "Say-", as in "Sayonara"; which means "Goodbye" in Japanese and I know what the guy was supposed to say. Just letting you know. :)

[@vb8428]

@@M0rinkashi Oh really?

[@anticlaassic]

Naaaaahhh thats gotta be you‘re fired

[@M0rinkashi]

@@anticlaassic You're completely wrong sadly...

[@gothelvis3541]

Also when the judge says because he knows martial arts he is a deadly weapon and NOT subjected to the same laws as normal people is totally wrong and not a law at all

[@dbz4586]

Ding.

[@Guineken420]

Not true. If you are a professional fighter you register your hands as “deadly weapons”

[@999SickBoy666]

@@Guineken420 You absolutely don't - that's a myth.

[@eyebelieve3]

Well guys, who is right who is wrong?

[@noname8710]

Not true. Chuck Norris has to have a concealed carry permit in all fifty states to legally wear pants.

[@bedoyama2000]

This is the best Cinema sin in history. I watch it at least once a year to LMAO. The Con Air documentary alone is worth 1000 sins. They rolled every Hollywood cliche and cheesy dialog rolled in one movie. They had to kill Cirus like three times and the final death literally comes out of nowhere.

[@user-px7kx2gp1b]

11:35 So you're telling me that General Hammond had to deal with a corpse over his car? Man, O'Neill should have brought that sometime in the SG base...

[@KitasKorner88]

Thank you!!! I was like wait that’s the general how did I never notice that. 😂😂😂😂

[@ghastlyghifin4029]

Sorry, man, you missed the festivities by 12 days. The effort is appreciated, though.

[@itzfroggi22]

I smell a strider...

[@itzfroggi22]

@8R4ND0N 3LL1077 CRU23L1 damm thats pretty dark

[@theactualbajmahal833]

8R4NDON : Sorry, I don't trust prophets who can't spell.

[@jibachulaloutre605]

Nobody: John Egbert and Homestuck fans: PUT THE BUNNY BACK GODAMIT

[@kibatsurai8685]

Ikr.

[@itzfroggi22]

Finally someone from homestuck that understood

[@universerama5426]

THIS MOVIE SUUUUUUCKS

[@Astrela1]

awe yis

[@lemonberry01]

My soul was sucked outta me the moment I saw John Egbert

[@enderz1341]

Reba McEntire was right when she sang "Don't trust your soul to no backwoods Southern lawyer, 'cause the judge in the town's got bloodstains on his hands."

[@MitchEXE-vs8ek]

I love how a plane is crashing and everyone’s gonna die, old mate serial killer has a girls doll in his hands sing “we got the whole world, in our hands!”

[@theflickchick9850]

It's so funny because he's basically 😑 through the whole movie and then after he meets the kid and is about to die, he's like- "WHOOOOO"

[@chthonicArbiter]

Sins: 416 "We were this close to greatness."

[@possidonnanobit5208]

lol true

[@blairblue6769]

tru tho

[@Ben_Guy]

Just... Just 3 less and it'd be perfect

[@blairblue6769]

@@Ben_Guy yeah : (

[@axelwulf6220]

@@Ben_Guy 4 You mean 4

[@mermaid0tails]

They did the whole "hold on let me drink" thing while they were stuck at 413 sins... They wanted us to see. THEY WANTED US TO SEE

[@Krixwell]

Followed by the verdict in Dave red and John blue...

[@BradTheAmerican]

What is this a reference to

[@Krixwell]

@@BradTheAmerican Homestuck, like maybe three quarters of this comment section. 413 is the most important recurring number in Homestuck, because the comic started (in-universe and out) on 4/13/09. We Homestucks have flocked to this video because Con Air is of some importance in Homestuck. There's a major character who loves the movie and will reference and/or reenact certain scenes given the opportunity (one of these moments is animated and set to the song that plays at the end when Poe gives his daughter the bunny), and one of the bunnies used in the filming of the movie is, after almost thirty years of time travel shenanigans, a few makeovers and some universe hopping, plot critical.

[@mermaid0tails]

@@BradTheAmerican Let me tell you about homestuck

[@Tanen5]

@@Krixwell Haha, this is the most pathetic thing I have ever read.

[@sidviscous5959]

"Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?" Indeed, one of the pressing unanswered questions in cinematic history . . .

[@user-em7pw9uy5h]

and very dumb. what other way did he have to handle this situation except killing Billy? very convenient that he didnt put the bunny back XD

[@sidviscous5959]

@@user-em7pw9uy5h but the Nicholas Cage character was perhaps not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

[@yuriventura2607]

Some trivia: -Chappelle improvised most of his lines -John Cusack hates the movie -Trejo said there were a lot of tough guy competition behind the cameras And my favorite -Nic Cage actually travelled to Alabama to work on his accent

[@maxdembo5242]

Me and my best friend loved this movie when we were teens. Gotta love the 90s. It’s so cheesy but I have this nostalgic love for it. 😂

[@CeeCeeB.]

Same lol

[@capablecow]

If y'all made another channel "Drunk CinemaSins" I would watch that.

[@izabellabenedek7860]

we need that!

[@bohannonorr7665]

BEST. IDEA. EVER!!!

[@LaceyMaeful]

YESSSSS 🙌🙌🙌

[@axeburningfire2507]

17:40 that sin counter tho

[@skrimph]

I LOVED this movie when I was a kid! I thought nick cage was so jacked and I wanted to do handstand push-ups just like him :)

[@NewMessage]

Not enough wicker hats full of bees. Otherwise, perfect.

[@jaredmaples1759]

😂😂😂

[@cannibalbunnygirl]

No no they're in my eeeeyyyyyyeeeessss

[@theblocksays]

Also needed a Chappelle Show audio clip when Pinball was falling, at least a, "Gimmie some crack?" or something. LOL

[@donclintos5709]

Everything wrong with gone in 60 seconds/60 sins Btw do all the nick cage movies

[@lmbachman]

I think my favorite part of this is 2:21. where Jeremy gets Cage's horrible southern accent down. "for having the gall to dance with my wife. They were perfectly within their rights." Best. Line. EVER.

[@nayf6847]

"The next wings you see will belong to the flies buzzing over your rotting corpse" _Uh...he won't see them if he'll be dead_

[@Mr.J.Rawgers]

I’m legit surprised it’s taken this long for this video to be sinned. But I’m really glad it’s up now! P.S.- Put. The. Bunny. Back. In. The. Box.

[@jackstephens1993]

Mista Jay Raw Tongue Why couldn’t you put the bunny back in the box?

[@Lamtitude]

This movie is so cringey.

[@sav3849]

i think i cried a little.

[@Mr.J.Rawgers]

Lamtitude If you’re a 90s kid like me, it’s a corny but in a great way good kind of nostalgia.

[@thezdbailey]

100% I assumed I'd already seen this before I clicked on it.

[@know1squarter307]

“Skool is veri importan” -Cameron Poe

[@SorrySuckYou]

It could be Poe realizes how badly his own life turned out due to his lack of schooling and wants a better life for his daughter...

[@milton7763]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@milton7763]

Peter B I could be it was rather the writers if this turd had that insight

[@davidtaylor142]

Peter B his life was great until he killed some guys in self defense and somehow got 15 years in a Supermax facility despite being a white soldier in Alabama where he would 100% get benefit of the doubt.

[@Solomonsochill]

😆😂🤣

[@romacoco]

7:36 he sounds like if foghorn leghorn had a stroke

[@lary6420]

Say what you want about this movie, it's still so much fun to watch all these big personalities work off each other and is truly a movie you have to see at least once.

[@Igorcastrochucre]

"If you say a word about this on the radio, the only wings you'll se will be of the flies buzzing over your rotting corpse" This is 'Spawn pushes a guy to the left to go to his right and turn left anyway' levels of someone wrote this and pat themselves on the back afterwards thinking it would look badass.

[@jaeusa160]

Seeing this, I can't help but feel like we should've had a "Turd in the wind" voiceover at the end for that scene.

[@Sweet68Camaro]

The slow motion. The over the top explosions The campy lines THAT ACCENT!! The 90's

[@DaraGaming42]

"Perfection"

[@thebinarygeekfx3117]

@@DaraGaming42 love it

[@AstrosElectronicsLab]

John Malkovich ... OH YEAH!

[@pomerlain8924]

15:03 The plan was that they were going to get on Cindino's plane to get out of the country to complete their escape (though I don't know how they all would have fit in a gulf stream jet.). Cindino tried to double cross them and leave them, but Poe wrecked the jet, exposing Cindino which is why he got burned alive by Cyrus. And then the fact that Larkin had called in for backup meant that they needed to get back on the prison plane and get it back in the air, though they had hardly any fuel left.

[@RC_928]

I honestly think Cyrus and Cindino were going to get on the plane and ditch everyone in Lerner

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

​@@RC_928That was the original plane

[@dingohunter2717]

I remember when I was in the prison bus the song"sweet home Alabama" played on the radio just as we were entering the 17 foot high tiger wire prison gates in Brisbane correctional centre

[@jessmeyer2077]

I can see you quickly going more and more insane throughout the movie. Remove one sin.

[@finnishdove4150]

Not sinning the HUUUGE weapon arsenal including full auto rifles and GRENADE LAUNCHERS in a PRISON TRANSPORT PLANE is the the most USA thing ever

[@kleetus92]

America! Fuck Yeah!

[@vorshack8968]

@@kleetus92 You misspelled 'Merica.

[@kleetus92]

@@vorshack8968 Ah, that I did!

[@brendannyman7788]

@@vorshack8968 learn to spell dumbass its America

[@gatemadness]

@@kleetus92 Thought you were referencing Team America

[@Ffollies]

12:02 but sweating like you're starring in A Time to Kill isn't usually on the symptoms list. Hahaha, that line literally had me LOL

[@Macephtopheles]

Tbf, regarding Bubba's sweating, then poor control of blood sugars can lead to nerve damage and if it's nerves which affect sweat glands then excessive sweating can occur. It's actually more common with diabetics and not all that unusual. Admittedly, sweating is more prone for low blood sugars but it's not as much of a sin as made out... the worst was the fact he instantly recovers upon receiving insulin when having a hyper (not "hypo" as Cage calls it) when it takes around 30 mins to be registered by the body.

[@meepiko]

CinemaSins: **takes a break at 413 sins** Homestuck fans: good homestuck reference

[@meepiko]

Im jewish.

[@greygreenblack]

Larkin's carrying that gun with the reckless abandon you'd see from a policeman on Planet 9 from Outer space. That made me laugh so hard. Brilliant.

[@JMoney615]

When the dude goes “HOWWWW” to the Native American guy I fucking lost it 😂

[@thorny7138]

No type of fuel can be lit with a cigarette unless you're literally taking a hard drag while it's in the fuel. Overused movie myth at 14:24.

[@82Merrie]

The first trivia on Con air is literally Dave Chapelle improvised most of his lines. xD

[@TJ-W]

All 8 of them?

[@AstrosElectronicsLab]

Guard: "Damn! Smells like some one shit in your mouth..." Pinball: "He told me he loved me."

[@SliceOhBread]

Sin for not having Samuel Jackson cameo saying “ I’ve had it with these motherfuckin cons, on this motherfuckin plane!”

[@Rain-bp4di]

SliceOhBread this movie was out long before snakes on a plane... can’t have a cameo that does not exist... 10 sins for you!

[@SliceOhBread]

Rain 825 Tru tru and Ik that. I shoulda put “(sarcasm)” warning at the end tho

[@mattyc.9332]

Bahaha!

[@Nymphonomicon]

I'm disappointed the parking in the handicapped spot line didn't end with "when an apple is not handy or their hands are not free to be holding an apple."

[@LadyOnikara]

Yep, I'm watching this again and you KNOW I'm going to say something about the bunny. The bunny owns you.

[@swiggityswooty4379]

This whole video I was waiting for a "Nick Cage doesn't flinch whilst being shot in the arm" sin and was severely disappointed

[@alanodea6924]

Why would Nick Cage flinch after getting shot in the arm? He's Nick Cage

[@michaelbujaki2462]

11:35 And the falling body lands on Colonel Hammond's car while he's on break from SGC!

[@elnino7822]

When malkovic shot him and then said, no that's funny. Jeremy said Twitter. I was busting hahaha. I re-watch this video just for that bit

[@MKDumas1981]

This is one of my all-time favorite movies, and this EWW had me dying, like Cindino in the hangar garage. "Cy-" "-onara!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@georgesalgado8783]

3:15 "make his cell mate bubba....holy shit!" 😂😂😂😂

[@al_scheep]

CinemaSins: *posts this* Homestuck fans: *fLOOD IN*

[@gustlammens2838]

I like to believe they watched and started on 413

[@liliasleftjacketsleeve]

SWEAR

[@Rviere]

Me xD

[@soumilsingh8530]

Why does everybody in the comments section keep referencing homestuck ?

[@liliasleftjacketsleeve]

@@soumilsingh8530 because john egbert, the main character of homestuck, liked nic cage and con air

[@trevthekidd]

I cut to an ad literally the split second that gun went off on baby-O, that's somehow worse than the "You're finally awake" gag

[@wonderingmind28]

Lol! I know this is late but can we get more drunk cinema sins. That was some next level hilarious you pulled there.