Guy Brags 'I Only Flush Once A Week' To Girl On First Date

[@Ellynn-09]

That girl looks like she’s desperately waiting for that pre-planned emergency call from her friend.

[@s0lastsummer7]

I just said that on another thread 😂

[@wildwdflwr]

and her friend fell asleep hahahhahaa

[@warpath6666]

Imagine the look on her face if she ever did go over to his house and lifted up the lid on the toilet? *REEEEEEEEEE !!! WHAT IN SATAN'S NAME IS THIS?!!!* 😝🤪😄🤣

[@killagwop420]

😂😂😭

[@gargwinvinesnake6961]

@@wildwdflwr her EX-friend fell asleep and didn't do the emergency call

[@CSIperea]

I've noticed a pattern with these cheapskates, they ALWAYS reuse disposable plates, cups, etc. As if they've never heard of a thing called *regular dishes* that you can wash and reuse.

[@anonym7347]

Right? They just have to make life difficult and gross

[@krakatoom]

Right? It made me feel almost that in the US it has to be the norm that people use disposable plates and cups eating at home...we have beautiful high quality second hand plates from a Restaurant...

[@waywardbulbasaur658]

Washing dishes is wasting money to them tho, cuz the water bill.

[@anonym7347]

Wayward Bulbasaur They should skip all of it and just drink right from the faucet

[@DeadZero_]

@@anonym7347 I misread your comment as, "They should skip all of it and just drink right from the toilet." 🤣

[@DonnaRupinski]

I call BS on the flushing once a week. 3 men taking man sized poops every day and it all just sits there for an entire week before it's flushed???? No way. No way those guys would pay rent and be told they couldn't flush their toilet but once a week.

[@Allilynn11]

The toilet wouldn't be able to flush.

[@somethingofascientist5764]

I doubt his roommates follow his lifestyle. They probably do whatever they want, and the show decided to ignore and hide that fact.

[@ericaonline3739]

@@somethingofascientist5764 I was thinking the same thing, b/c they could easily move out and find a decent place for what they're paying him.

[@_yaboi_O1]

They most likely flush, but he leaves his shit for them to deal with

[@jennyoneill8879]

Right??

[@musical_blaze6672]

His date: *orders sweet tea* Him: I will never financially recover from this

[@user-oz4nc2ro6o]

Best comment ever 🤣🤣

[@notreal5826]

Specifically at McDonald's, there are some restaurants where sweet tea can be expensive-ish, enough for a cheapskate to have a heart attack

[@andyrussell6662]

I love this reference! I laughed so hard.

[@MaikuKokoro]

This comment is why people expect anyone to pay for them, but get upset when theyr're like "eh... you're kinda using me"

[@ZootedZebruh]

@@notreal5826 That can't be right, it's a $1 large where im at

[@CinnamonToastKen]

Like the video if you flush toilets.

[@lukelogan1919]

Damn I wasnt gunna like the video, but now I def have to...

[@thiags6097]

hi ken :)

[@SirAuronthehonorable]

I would have liked, but im not ‘of you flush toilets’.

[@ronaldobrionesjr.7872]

I used my only remaining Data to watch a man that flush once a week 😁

[@snoox27]

Seriously we go so long having droughts here in Australia, we have water restrictions pretty bad at times. Never would anyone not flush they're damn toilet for a week. He has to be trolling right?? That wizard was Noah and the Ark lol.

[@devilmancries9617]

Someone should tell this guy, "You know what else is cheap? Being single!"

[@amanda-leemarie87]

When he said "these are my roommates" I for sure thought the camera was going to pan over to some cats....or weird statues.

[@Pixelhurricane]

was also shocked to find out his roommates were actual roommates

[@osku2290]

If he had cats they would have died of hunger

[@SolidFoxHoundSF]

Reality tv isn’t real.

[@deathpsycokiller5137]

On me

[@jacobnelson9200]

@@osku2290 I dont want to know what he would do with them after they died

[@The_Space_Kitty]

The minute he said “ let’s order off the kids menu” is the moment she should have done the I need to use the restroom and never come back.

[@jacobasnodgrass5853]

Generally speaking at restaurants, especially in America, the kids menu is properly portioned for adults in other health conscious countries. Contrary to adults thinking that more food is better. It’s not, because of how it’s prepared.

[@KevIn-ej3gm]

@@jacobasnodgrass5853 dude , still she should have left, he didn' t said that because of that he said it to safe money bro

[@DizGuy29o4]

I’m the 1000 like

[@House_Of_Brine]

​@jacobasnodgrass5853 Most people end up with leftovers though.

[@Cody-v4f]

Yup, hightail it to the bathroom window 😂.

[@babystone42]

he seems like the kind of person that if you go out to lunch and you say "no worries, it's my treat! get whatever you want" they interpret that as "order a week's worth of meals"

[@kyliekoop9038]

Imagine dying and a person like that takes your house for free

[@insaiyanfit1571]

I'll add that +4 Uno card in that case

[@sbridge7556]

I would die again

[@solar_sailor9995]

Poltergeist time

[@barrymichlowitz1071]

@@sbridge7556 I would turn over in my grave at least.

[@Professor_Ethical]

Death is free.

[@KonohaElite14]

This dude is the reason my McDonald's now has a two sauce limit.

[@helenemaja0912]

In my country it has never been free

[@jenewok]

Plus the reason why you have to ask for napkins at Burger King.

[@SataniaMcDowel]

You get sauce????

[@theshadowfax239]

People don't know that if the manager has to order extra condiments, it comes out of their bonuses (which is a crucial part of their pay, not an 'extra' reward)

[@thestrivinghero9536]

LOOOL wow

[@killagwop420]

Notice how eager he was to tell her they don't flush as soon as the food hit the table nice manners

[@rossyreynoso3060]

So she would lose her appetite and not get dessert lol

[@Dr.Jiggles]

So I was curious and actually did the math on that claim of saving $40/year by not having a fridge light. After a quick google I found out that a 60 watt incandescent bulb costs 0.6 cents or $0.006/hour to run. Assuming he was using a 60 watt incandescent bulb that means it would have to run approximately 6,666 hours in a year, which is about 18 hours a day, to meet that $40 price point. If he's running that light for 18 hours a day I feel like just shutting the fridge door would be much more cost effective than removing the bulb.

[@louis5668]

Maybe he doesn't know it turns off when you shut the door. Wouldn't be surprised 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@bruhchill8471]

Goddayum!😳🤯

[@lululovesyou7618]

You are so right. He seems to be a bit delusional and also sees his self worth in how much he thinks he saves.

[@renatugaming5730]

40 bucks a year isn't that much compared to the savings of not dating

[@skinni_the_P00hBear]

Damn...

[@savannaelizabeth8194]

So you’re telling me this girl’s grandfather left behind all of his furnishings, but not any dishes??? 😂

[@ordinaryperson-my7qr]

Yeah kinda sus ngl

[@kyelyx2710]

Maybe she took them idk

[@NaudVanDalen]

Using paper plates saves him like 5 million dollars a year.

[@gargwinvinesnake6961]

He requested he was buried with his dishes

[@marcin8865]

yes, yes he did.. well grandpa was the last meal.

[@mulanuy4859]

The tag covered in ziplock had me dying 🤣

[@jennyoneill8879]

Just noticed that

[@AmbblyPuff]

These ppl act like Dollar Tree isn't a thing 🤨

[@kayhaven4710]

Because even dollar tree is expensive af after three items.

[@AmbblyPuff]

Still better than name brand items that are quadruple the price at other stores

[@tristandaughtrey7044]

Did u say dollar Cus unless it's in my wallet it ain't gonna be anywhere else 😂

[@Rubenbauer80]

Kay Haven are you kidding me you can’t spend 3 dollars? Cheap ass. Yet you probably don’t have a problem buying weed every week lmao “priorities”

[@kayhaven4710]

AmbblyPuff true,, I do go there for cleaning supplies!

[@sydneyl164]

I love how the roommates just accept it all. I'm sorry if I'm paying rent I'm buying myself some damn cups and plates and my cheap ass roommate will not be using them.

[@mewsyra775]

Facts!!

[@tjcmoto5484]

Why I don't have roommates.

[@IratePuffin]

This.

[@jeremybrown2186]

Your concern is the cups and plates what about the week worth of 3 people's shit in the toilet

[@psychoalien6798]

Exactly! Like it's common sense.

[@miatheangel3133]

When he said “let’s order off the kid’s menu” I had flashbacks to the time my boyfriend ordered a cheese quesadilla from the kids menu at Disney because he’s too polite and didn’t want my family paying for his lunch. I have never let him live that down because anytime we get food and my parents ask what he wants I’m always like “he’ll have a cheese quesadilla” and it’s become a family joke now....I don’t know how my boyfriend tolerates my bs

[@IronPiedmont]

That's some relationship goals, right there.

[@SubtleHawk]

"cheese quesadilla" is redundant. that's like saying "cheese cheeseburger"

[@samweaver4151]

@@SubtleHawk it's a little easier than saying quesadilla with no meat, though. Lol

[@zoazede2098]

@@samweaver4151 just say quesadilla ¯\_ಠ_ಠ_/¯ why english speakers do this weird things?

[@sotrue5413]

@@samweaver4151 It really isn't. Quesadilla is just the tortilla ans cheese. *IF* you want meat in it, then you can say that you want a steak quesadilla, chicken quesadilla, etc.

[@sneakydeekie5472]

She literally only stuck out the date because of the camera crew, and then gave the typical end of date “yeah we’ll totally do this again” before blocking him forever the moment she left.

[@Coolkem1]

Girl order what you want and pay for it and let him do the same. He’s not eating half of mine 😂

[@brattrox2939]

I'm okay with sharing half but only if it's one of those places that gives you like three times the amount you could eat in a day lol and if its separate plates and we both want the same thing. But with how he was reacting to her ordering an iced tea I would've decided to pay for my own food at that point anyways XD

[@MrShazaamm]

Exactly

[@ericsylvestre8195]

I just want a bite.. shoves half the sandwich in his mouth. lol

[@latoyabanks1685]

@@ericsylvestre8195 my parents always do that.

[@ericaonline3739]

My thoughts exactly! Especially on a first date that HE initiated!

[@jayfermin7449]

4:00 “The old man passed away and he didn’t even take his stuff with him. He just left it right here”

[@-8h-]

"There's no point in paying for anything you can get for free in life" *proceeds to charge roommates rent for a place they can get for free*

[@thestrivinghero9536]

Right?! I was thinking the same thing!!

[@user-vr3ko2lc2n]

I knew a girl whose dad was paying for her house ($900 a month or something like that, but it was in a REAAAALLLLLY bad area in Milwaukee so she had like 3 extra bedrooms) and let people move in and charged them $700 a month. So she was making $2100 a month, PLUS utilities that she wasn’t even paying for. She got tf sued out of her once her roommates found out and ended up in a mental hospital so... that was interesting.

[@rosesweetcharlotte]

@@user-vr3ko2lc2n I need to hear the story on this one.

[@Kev7035]

@@user-vr3ko2lc2n hey kylie, please tell us more, more details, this shit is as interesting as evangelion lol

[@calemsmith3508]

To be honest I don't like people that has this kind of mentality such a scumbag tsk tsk

[@Merel98]

Not only is this girl on the worst date ever, but there's a whole camera crew filming it.

[@Simon-oy7kf]

That probably makes it less horrible than being alone with that guy

[@dreaming4ffr]

she probably got payed to be there

[@amandaroman3471]

... who’s saying “act natural act natural... wait... no no no act disgusted but afraid to leave yeah yeah that’ll work ok don’t forget your lines now! Take 76,7200

[@Teresia12]

The cheapest date I ever had was the guy bought me a 50 cent nasty hit dog on base. Nothing but the skinny, nasty hit dog. Our first date I had agreed to pay. We had a nice steak dinner and a movie. I was an Airman. He was a Sgt. I did meet his friend, my future husband that night. He was sure his friend would say the hot dog was fine. Didn't go his way at all. It went my way though at the end. We were married 31 years before he died.

[@justasnail885]

I had a guy get mad that I didn't pay him back for the $3 worth of Jack in the Box tacos he got me on our date.

[@garfielf8984]

what is a hit dog

[@wrenbyrd1093]

@@garfielf8984It’s roadkill that used to be a dog. You got you a hit dog then! 😂

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Big 'I need mommy, feed me' energy

[@chelsearuger1796]

I don’t care how cheap my roommate is. Everyone is flushing after they go. I’ll pay the bill. 🤮

[@ladyofnoxus6733]

Right!!

[@imjustapancake3188]

Exactly!! It’s so bad to breathe that literal shit and piss in... idk how they live like that. I’d vomit anytime I entered the bathroom

[@cataamonster]

Imagine if it smells bad when you forget to flush like an hour.. Imagine an entire week.. Omg it must be awful 🤮🤢

[@eviljoe9548]

They already were apparently lol this guy makes me cringe I could not

[@lilmisssydnis1]

The real zinger is the roommates already pay the bill and still aren't allowed to flush 🤢

[@marianne5055]

I get HE'S a cheapskate. But theres nothing stopping his roommates from buying their own cups.

[@godlessfornicater]

Don't tell me that old man's house was left exactly like it was before he died, every thing still in it, but there is no cups?

[@spiko-ou3bp]

@@godlessfornicater he sold them all 😂

[@zamap4278]

@@spiko-ou3bp Surprised dude ain't sell all of grandpa's stuff lol

[@chuckgrumble5440]

i would sell your cups

[@tomsheils1096]

Maybe he's got a rule about that too?🤯

[@t_e_d_d_y.b_e_a_r]

when he was in the shower "washing his clothes" all i could think of was the vine of the girl in the bath, "im washin me and my clothes, im washin me and my clothes"

[@RobinLundqvist]

the worst version of “is that free?” in existence

[@markoz673bajen8]

More like 'Sample'?

[@makasete30]

It’s so fake. Guy is doing it for a joke.

[@weebstrangler1193]

only one word *KAREN*

[@Zoot_of_Anthrax]

Its not “old people” his roommates are smelling, its this dudes week long flush game

[@av9371]

yeah but that wouldn't even be possible right? 3 guys...7 days...lets say every one of them takes 1 shit per day...that toilet would not have that much capacity to store that.

[@notreal5826]

@@av9371 super toilet

[@ashlyporter399]

Yeah that's true😑

[@53subscribersnovideos35]

Flush game WEAK

[@chuckgrumble5440]

@@av9371 exactly, if just me, 1 guy, only flushed once a week, it would already be spilling out of the bowl by day 4 or 5.

[@cky2k3]

Flushing the toilet equates to about $155 per year for me(its roughly 30% of your water bill). But even tho I could save that $155, I refuse to live with a sewer in my bathroom and clog up the pipes which would result in more than $155 per year.

[@zamap4278]

Assuming this girl is not an actor, she handled this craziness like a champ. Stayed patient, entertained his weirdness, gave him a chance, wasn't judgemental of a different lifestyle. She deserves much, much better tbh

[@ericaonline3739]

And THAT is why I think she was hired.

[@ignoremypfp3946]

They bring those girls over to impress. They get to choose what zoopals plate they get, the big yogurt cup, and the smell of old people?? To be one of those girls

[@blobbertmcblob4888]

I know if I was a girl, my clothes would be off the minute I walked in the door, ooh baby w i n k

[@angelofchaos8233]

Don't forget the outhouse smell from the toilets.

[@squishy8758]

ZOOPALS!!!

[@centuryeggcongee]

I don’t even think any make it past the date itself 😂

[@Voidaken]

My preferred cheap date? Staying indoors on the couch or the bed cuddling while watching whatever we're in the mood for.

[@sassyghost_8]

I don’t condone dine and dashing. This, however, is the most warranted dine and dash ever. Leave that creepy, cheap dude with the bill.

[@michelangelo5903]

the bill would be $13.65 anyways lol

[@nobodyinterestingyou]

How about just saying no and split the bill? He's an insufferable ass but she could have just ordered what she wanted and pay for It afterwards. If what he's offering you doesn't cut It, stop humiliating yourself and pay for your own dang meal.

[@wildwdflwr]

@@nobodyinterestingyou I'd be like... I'll cut my losses and order my own because after this date, there won't be a second. :P

[@Lilahzworld]

@@nobodyinterestingyou don’t offer a date idea if you’re not gonna pay for it if my SO asked me somewhere I expect them to pay for it. Just like when I plan the dates it’s all on me. Why invite someone somewhere if you’re not going to do your part.

[@yosh5432]

Roommate: *Flushes* This dude: "I will never financially recover from this."

[@shareveara]

😂😂😂😂

[@nastynamed1892]

Lmfao 🤣

[@sci-fiwarrior3196]

Ok all im gonna say is that girl is way out of his league and the fact that she's giving him the time of day is just very charitable.(Even for being a hired actor)

[@gaohoua]

Hes the sober 'I'm washing me and my clothes.'

[@mrsdjwildcat]

So, according to him, "If someone doesn't like you for who you are, you shouldn't be with them." Does he take his own advice if he meets someone who likes flushing the toilet or does he expect them to bend to his will?

[@zamap4278]

Yeah dude doesn't play fair lol

[@madisonlewe1057]

This guy seems like a grade A narcissist. I doubt he makes compromises.

[@ericaonline3739]

Well if he likes you, you get one flush. I couldn't believe he said that to a date!

[@karenamyx2205]

Dude.. everyone knows the golden rule of healthy relationships.. "Rigidly stick to your individual needs, and completely condemn any compromise". That works right?

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

You know he doesn’t lmao most people who say that don’t practice what they preach. What they really mean is “You should accept all my toxic traits but you should change yourself to fit what I want”

[@Livingike]

For anyone wondering about the toilet math, the dude saves about a little over $20. A year.

[@justinaacorn5721]

Definitely not worth it, just flush! 💩

[@mewkychu4348]

Mmm fresh poopoo smell 🤤

[@lisaspikes4291]

Yeah, I’ll spring for the $20, thanks.

[@uhohhotdog151]

​@christophernayar6543 or.. you could pocket that cool 84cent profit 🤑

[@dexis9412]

“I’m a Zumba dance instructor” Well that explains why he has no money to spend lol

[@millefiori6620]

How much you think he paid for that pink tutu? 😂

[@akhilshaji7302]

@@millefiori6620 probably he must hv dumpster dived it or something.

[@millefiori6620]

Akhil Shaji 😂😂😂

[@lessew8521]

*Guy:* "Hi! I'm an extreme cheapskate!" *Translation:* "Hi! I'm a grown man with a steady income and yet, I force and trick others to pay for me!"

[@flameusinsane4198]

Where do I sign up for this class

[@spiko-ou3bp]

No not necessarily but that is what some people do but there's nothing wrong with being a cheapskate

[@zamap4278]

@@spiko-ou3bp Yeah for sure, be a cheapskate if you wanna. Just scamming your roommates for rent and then claiming that you need to save on the water bill even though you don't contribute in rent is pretty sus

[@TheGringoStarr]

"Translation: Hi! I'm a grown man with a steady income with a few square feet in my basement that I could fill with like 17 bodies."

[@em84c]

What is he going to do with this money? If he was able to buy a house by being a cheapskate that is awesome. But if he just dies with all that money in the bank he never enjoys its sad. I try to get things for good price and collect cans to return for the 10 cent refund. But thats so I have more money for fun stuff!

[@Luna-qs9cd]

really hope his roommates leave the cheap bastard, they can probably get their own place together. i wonder how he calculates his „savings“ beacause ngl those numbers just sound made up.

[@irishjoe2941]

If was true cheapstake he would have have bought a Civic instead of that Gas Guzzler. Hmmm but stealing makes up for it

[@BladeRaid]

Civics get stolen more than any other car and he didnt want to put ointment in his butt to get another vehicle. He is the true cheapskate.

[@nevermore99x30]

Honda's are awesome!!

[@irishjoe2941]

AltruisticSoul lol ok this was funny

[@irishjoe2941]

NeVeRMoRe 99x exactly very easy to work on too

[@tjcmoto5484]

I've noticed that all these cheapskates are just mentally ill. They aren't just frugal or trying to save money. They will use the same toothbrush for 10 years but buy a 12 pack of coke everyday.

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

“What’s your ideal cheap date?” That McDonald’s dollar menu ayyyyy

[@imjustapancake3188]

Bro I ain’t even mad if someone gets me that, them $1 mcchickens hit different when you’re starving

[@makibruv]

When converted, it's over 1 dollar here where I live

[@UrResidentGhost]

Hell yeah

[@saya627]

Nothings a dollar anymore

[@michaelgilbert4736]

But did you pay?

[@staticwolfblogson8154]

You too are genuinely hillarious together. HE POOD ON HIS POO! HE POOED ON HIS OWN POOP!

[@kristineeuribe4357]

😂😂 bwaahaaa omggg

[@jjaintshit]

Nothing like the nostril burn of ammonia in the morning.

[@emmettbattle5728]

LMAO

[@barrymichlowitz1071]

How does he know when he should flush the toilet? Does he count the s*** rings?

[@bliini]

Maybe he pees in the sink

[@crookedsmileillustrations6842]

Right lol that is a pretty strong smell

[@IchiSAO]

Lol

[@janelle2310]

I feel like his life motto is "everything is free if you're bold enough"

[@charlieapples9373]

Told* enough

[@bottle6969]

@@charlieapples9373 that doesn't make any sense

[@Sith_420]

''Put ointment in your butt and get a car'' Now those are words of wisdom right there. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@anrienazen738]

When he said "you're not really hungry are you, nah" I just wanted to throw hands

[@kyara.h8500]

Me2 what a dick

[@mewkychu4348]

Honestly she should’ve paid for herself for her own food and he can eat his sad lil rib

[@lisaspikes4291]

Yeah. No guy should ever do that to me! I’ll revolt! Tell the server it’s separate checks, get what I want and enjoy every morsel of it, while he sucks on his single rib and glass of water!

[@kt9527]

I'm here with Buff on this one: you don't poop on another man's poop.

[@amyulisse773]

A grose game of king of the mountain

[@Bean5prout]

Never been on a portaloo?

[@kyara.h8500]

When Dane said "this man saves 5 billion dollars taking the light out of his refrigerator " I nearly died of laughter ☠️☠️

[@hireikana18]

Any self respecting woman, after hearing the “flush once a week” bs, would’ve gotten up and left. As well as blocked him on everything 🤦🏻‍♀️🤮

[@insaiyanfit1571]

Man.. if I'd hear that wherever I am, I would leave instantly even though if it's not my own date wih a woman . No way a man or woman can be this cheap

[@Silverheartpro]

Idk, out of all the people I’d risk pissing off by walking out the guy who flushes once a week isn’t one of them. Not without backup.

[@carloscjr23]

You said it, any self respecting woman. Probably she is another kind of weirdo. Maybe she has 3 kids already or eats human hair.

[@megairon1309]

What do you mean woman, any self respecting intelligent human being would Edit: spelling

[@face-in-the-crowd]

And blocked up his toilet

[@KitsuneFyora]

"I flush once a week to save money" You'll be regretting that brag once the pipes clog up

[@shoobertthedoobert1342]

"Dishwasher wastes way too much money." Bro Dishwashers are more efficient when you run them full

[@lisaspikes4291]

I’m picturing his dishwasher filled with yogurt cups and paper plates and plastic silverware! 🤣

[@scorpsgeti1982]

I was having a really bad depressive episode today, and have been laying in bed. I decided to hop on KZbin in hopes of changing my mood. The moment they seen the tag in the shower in a ziploc and started laughing? First time today I made a noise, a chuckle and a smile. Thank you.

[@cleo1734]

Same here nice to know we are not alone! These guys and many more have helped me get through each day, keep your head up things are hard but find things that do make you smile x

[@sparkerparker70]

I'm glad for you

[@zoeporter6190]

I know this was 5 months ago but I hope you're doing well.

[@paulyshore1942]

Dude they dragged me out of a low point too!! Love these dudes holy shit.

[@DD-oi3vh]

Hope you're feeling better now😉

[@laurengugucachoo6213]

“If you come over I’ll let you flush.... once” .... so she’s got to choose between flushing before she goes or flushing after? 🤢🤯

[@ZombieGoddessxi]

Run out and go on the lawn then run away. It’s the only option.

[@splashlyy]

thats what i was thinking

[@killaklinck]

I was literally picturing him using a baggy to keep the tag dry moments before realizing he just washes his cloths with him in the shower😂😂😂

[@Steel-Pinnings]

This guys bathroom is the actual origin of the coronavirus.

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

That bowl has its very own economy in there

[@zeljkoopalic5994]

he sells the viruses to the labs around the world.

[@weebstrangler1193]

nuke dropped

[@syraellson7192]

Actually, it was created in a lab.

[@syraellson7192]

Valo B It was definitely not an accident. This was planned years ago.

[@TheNormExperience]

“I want to know the price difference between using that bucket and the handle!” Your dignity.

[@ericaonline3739]

I couldn't have said it better myself! LOL

[@helRAEzzzer]

This guy is why some fast food places started charging for extra sauce packets, isn't he?

[@jayyallmon5485]

Anybody else know instantly that his paper plates were zoo pals ?😂😂

[@LoreleiCatherine]

I got three kids, we know all about them zoo pals 😂😂

[@summerbabyicecream671]

Yup I grew up with zoo pals I loved those things and the commercials they had for them. But when they got rid of them I wass so sad 😁

[@SillySammyMAC13]

I am so upset that he stole those zoo pals! I wanted them so bad as a kid just cuz they were cool and he stole them from a kid! XD

[@skyemandel]

I instantly started singing the song in my head!!!

[@cjr9855]

Ribbet ribbet zoo pals, moo moo zoo pals, zoo pals makes eating fun !

[@kaylamoonshoes]

"He POOED ON HIS POO!" Dane 2020

[@Mickey_R]

lmao i read this right when i watched that part😂

[@jonathanhill3017]

I'll let you flush once 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@phoenixevanidus]

even in extreme drought conditions, the water conservation rule is: if it's yellow, let it mellow if it's brown, flush it down not if it's brown, just add more brown and yellow. go ahead. I dare you not to get a weird butt disease from the splashback.

[@paxton153]

this has me weak lmaoo

[@mandacole8703]

Bless her heart, she's lying to make him feel better.

[@coinwater8511]

Well this is the point on the date when you say “Don’t worry I can pay for my own food” Or just leave😂

[@ivanovskameow999]

And even if you opt to just pay for your own meal, the cheapskate would just sit there saying "oh, that looks nice...." and "can I try a bit of that...?" until you either stab their reaching hands with your fork or surrender half your meal you're paying for. :(

[@mochihamster2794]

@@ivanovskameow999 better to just make up an excuse and leave.

[@LussieMagnusson]

I am soon done with my nurse studies and this guy is MAJOR BACTERIAL HAZARD

[@ofsoundmind2687]

I love how Ken is surprised by all of this as if he doesn't already know. We all saw your name on one of them yogurt cups, KEN!

[@litaraduodox5799]

if these people bought towels, dishes and cups instead of reusing things 5x then throwing it out, they'd actually save more.

[@adylaar6708]

No, because they need to pay 2$ each dish.. but the reusables? Just snatch em off from someplace. 0¢

[@JoeyisDREADful]

@@adylaar6708 No because that means they're eating out to get the "free" utensils and stuff.

[@virgie4715]

@@JoeyisDREADful oh I doubt they do more than spend $2/$3 and probably just walk into some places and help themselves to whatever they can. Like a lot of fast food places and malls have all that stuff where you can get those things yourself.

[@beepbeep9043]

You can get thrift store dishes for like nothing. Disposable plates are definitely more expensive that investing in dishes that last for years.

[@AgentGrace15]

"what's your idea of a cheap date?" "Just go to the park" literally every first date I've been on because I'm so cheap 😂

[@mewsyra775]

I feel bad for the customer service person at the places he returns his mildew infused shirts... Like, really bad!!

[@mewsyra775]

ɮօʊռċɛ օʄʄ It should be, but depending on where he buys it at, if it’s all within the time allowed, they don’t have any choice but to allow the return.

[@tonigrant3295]

Its so unethical

[@mewsyra775]

Toni Grant absolutely!! Couldn’t agree more!! 💯💯💯

[@mewsyra775]

Terrence Bullock I can see this guy store hopping with his mildew ass return...

[@Menagerie_K]

He uses amazon, they accept anything

[@nakuvamp]

A medieval peasant has more willingness to spend than this guy

[@Carlie_flower]

"he's a really sweet guy" Wait.... Are there scenes we missed? Ha he was just weird the whole time.

[@razzledazzle9939]

He looks like homeless Elon musk

[@heatherbateman8141]

I was thinking more Mark Zuckerburg.

[@beacurnearecurvata188]

Omg I can see both of them!

[@Mr.Caligos]

@@heatherbateman8141 definetly ... they have the same character and Mark Is cheapskate too, just not that stupid

[@Alwaysgrim]

In a multiverse somewhere 😆

[@MeriamMariaa]

First thing I thought 😂

[@MelodyOo]

it's shocking that someone like that even scores a date.

[@musef7561]

once you hit 30 people get desperate

[@crybabyseras]

Watching this series adds to my list of things to ask on a first date 😂😂💀

[@eazhe3716]

Ikr like how tf someone like this gets one and I can’t find anyone lol

[@MelodyOo]

@@musef7561 I am going to be 31 in a few days ...

[@Carriesue1982]

MuSef Wrong lol, I’m 38 and I wouldn’t touch this guy with a 10ft pole. I guarantee you this date was set up purely for the show

[@rissasykes]

This is a true testament to how low our standards are at this point. “He was really nice so I can look past him flushing the toilet once a week” 🥲

[@rissasykes]

@HolyButtCheecks I think we’ve past the point of being able to have high standards since most guys on the dating scene are unfortunate lmao

[@thestrivinghero9536]

UHGGG! I HATE dates like this!! They always try and make me feel so guilty for ordering food! (And I promise it's never anything expensive like steak or something!) Take notes men; make sure you reassure your lady friend that they have nothing to worry about when it comes to ordering food. Just that simple reassurance goes a LONG way! D: I had a guy try and make me feel crappy just for ordering a SODA instead of a water of all things!! Needless to say, if you act like this on a first date *especially*, don't expect to hear a call back for a 2nd one!

[@FantabulousFail]

I'm always ready to pay for myself because I'm GONNA order whatever I want.

[@tanyakwankis]

It's not just guys tho. It goes for everyone. Dont make anyone feel bad for how they order. Like with my friends at school, I feel bad for buying more food then they do because I'm a hungry chick.

[@fjigander]

Make it 50/50 there is no reason for why only men are suppose to pay for the food.

[@beholdandfearme]

@@fjigander There used to be a reason but now that women can have careers too it's an outdated custom.

[@maggiee639]

@@lalayastill610 exactly, I’ll let you buy me dinner. I don’t need a free meal that badly.

[@psychoalien6798]

I thought when he was talking about his roommates I thought they were gonna be dolls or something lmao idk why but that's where my brain went too

[@iiuvenca]

why did i literally think the same exact thing i thought he was just trying to be funny and about to show some more headless mannequins lmao

[@psychoalien6798]

@@iiuvenca lmao for real!

[@spookybrat597]

Same

[@Silverheartpro]

That was a reasonable conclusion.

[@Bananapepperjoker]

I did not think he had real people as roommates either

[@melissabroadway6894]

“Long walks are free” omg this guy lol

[@runajahan3107]

Why does he care about flushing, the fridge’s lightbulb, and the water if he gets the condo for free?

[@dravernverrtz6768]

Idk this has to be a joke lmao

[@sweetsour4375]

I think he's faking it for the show.

[@bongosmcdongos4190]

Maybe he pays utilities in lieu of rent? Idk

[@jan-willembavinck3650]

if condo is free it doesn't mean water and electricity is free does it?

[@runajahan3107]

@@jan-willembavinck3650 well I assume the guy is renting it, and if you’re renting it the landlord/owner would just give you a monthly payment. But since it’s free it’s assumed that he shouldn’t have to worry about it. 🤷‍♂️

[@joannelavallee8353]

Dr Phil giving us crazy eyes the whole episode in the back there.

[@Lisa-hk9ol]

Ikr lmaf ^^

[@mementomori8826]

He's ready to send that guy to the ranch

[@Eliminator6363]

I imagine Dr. Phil watching things like this in a dark room sharpening his knife hands on an old sharpening wheel 😂

[@MsWnDrLnD]

Imagine if he DOESN'T EVEN PAY FOR WATER. And he's just saving water for no reason 😅

[@PAX-d3i]

He brought phrase "Weird flex but ok" to another level

[@StunningEmu]

Imagine the smell his house must have been😷 might as well buy an outhouse my dude...

[@joywolf83]

I'm actually surprised that he didn't just use the gas station

[@StunningEmu]

@@joywolf83 yea. It has the same smell as his house but then again most gas stations you need to buy something if you gotta use'em🤣

[@CS-ys4sy]

He's not paying extra to own an outhouse, the world is his rented outhouse.

[@StunningEmu]

@@CS-ys4sy He doesn't have to pay. Just like his dream car🙃

[@julimartin7698]

Cheap date: Sam’s Club on a weekend afternoon, plate of samples, head to the TV Department for a free movie!!! 😂

[@amyulisse773]

I would actually love this lol.

[@shannonbollinger2249]

He’s a Zumba instructor that returns all his worn clothes. Can you imagine the smell? Even with the showers... ugh.

[@joshsantistevan896]

😰😰🤯

[@Lucy-vx9nn]

Imagine how he smells especially his privates and ass when they never really get washed since his clothes are still on....

[@bixler3463]

@@Lucy-vx9nn I would have assumed he’d take them off and clean under but well yeah possibly not

[@xxcbbbanmamjzhshsns1098]

He didn't even fully commit to it and flush only once a month. That would've definitely impressed.

[@barrymichlowitz1071]

Blecch!

[@salamanderthegr8630]

His room mates definitely flush when he’s not there otherwise he’d be like “where’s our poop this is gonna cost me an arm and a leg!!!!” That fight would be a great sequel

[@josephsmith496]

i just cant imagine anyone going to his place drinking out of those yogurt cups roommate comes over can i have the cup you didn't finger

[@Menagerie_K]

I’d leave.

[@thestrivinghero9536]

LMFAO!! Dude this comment had me ROLLING! LOL

[@adnanebelfaquir]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SpookyTeaMistress]

Bruh, if you invite me out to dinner and wanna take food from my meal, you bout to lose some fingers. I will gladly pay for my own food, you get your own.

[@aimee5504]

Bit off topic but we got the same name :)

[@mewkychu4348]

I made the 69 >:)

[@pfpchad2747]

The face he makes when she orders the sweet tea is epic 😂

[@Musicandlyrics2400]

“The place smells like old people” Ummmm actually it’s probably the unflushed toilet you’re smelling

[@PhayzinOut]

Poop on their poop 😂

[@tammydoiel692]

Lol omg why do old people gotta smell like an unflushed toilet to you? ☠️

[@al_x2138]

"This medical product may contain life threatening side effects." people in commercial: 2:01

[@irishjoe2941]

3:09

[@Astro.babyyy]

Bitch this killed me. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JeenieJolie]

Damm it I wish I didn't have premium to see what you're talking about!

[@ktrudy1]

“He pooed on his poo”. I can’t with these guys lol😂😂😂😂😂

[@emilymccloud957]

Ngl, I'll hang on to condiments but that's only because they put so much in my bag! You have to admit, some restaurants sauces are way better than the kind you get at the store

[@amberthesuperfox]

White castle honey mustered is the best

[@queenb1119]

I do have a stash of chick fil-a sauce in my fridge. 😊

[@jmanpolo5611]

I love me some tacobell sauce

[@helenemaja0912]

You get them for free... in my country you have to pay for that

[@Septic-Hearts]

My local Chick-fil-a is capitalizing the shit off of that, you can buy 8 oz bottles of any sauce you want. Too bad they're always sold out whenever I try to get one though :/

[@xysthar132]

5:50 “There’s no point in paying for anything that you could get for free in life” Charges his friends a monthly rent in a house he lives in for free.

[@maliamichelle2059]

Right!

[@cttyler4583]

No one: Him: we sleep on the floor cause we have carpet and thats soft enough so we save .50 cents per decade on expenses

[@EveTheRaviolo]

the pure anger in his voice when he said "HE POOED ON HIS POO". I felt that.

[@lynnvon7224]

She orders food He looks like he is gonna have a *massive heart attack* cause it's not free

[@troubleinthevalley5884]

"He had to go back, and he pooed on his poo! HE POOED ON HIS POO!" Hahahahaha holy shit

[@whyhelp8356]

He's the cheap Mark Zuckerberg and just as creepy lol.

[@DmanLucky_98]

And whole lot less money...