My viewers gave me awful speedrun ideas

[@designerwookiee]

Yo actually, playing a very familiar game in a secondary language that you have a bit of education in seems like a great way to learn and practice that language.

[@elizathegamer413]

yeah ive sometimes played games in other languages just to practice them, like minecraft for example where its doable without

[@rachelmayes3064]

animal crossing is a really good game for this by the way, because it features so many household objects in a simple manner

[@nachobaeza]

It is! I've played pokemon platinum in french and italian and it helped me get vocabulary

[@thomaswang2223]

What about Ktane?

[@GailLoU]

Why did cjya swear 😮

[@acreativeprogrammer]

At 3:40, the moon.s name in Chinese is called "Even cactus wants to walk". Therefore, you technically helped this cactus walks and failed the challenge.

[@spicyavocados2410]

😮

[@DannyMeasho999]

tw?

[@TotalDramaHarold]

@@DannyMeasho999 trigger warning is crazy 💀

[@DannyMeasho999]

@@TotalDramaHarold taiwan

[@elizathegamer413]

but he put it back so he ruined it for the cactus

[@jakereich2080]

"Topper is helping Cap Kingdom but it is required so whatever" *Ends run at required Bowser fight which is arguably less helpful than the Topper fight*

[@JosepiThe13th]

I’m convinced he only ended cuz he didn’t wanna deal with Metro CRC 😂

[@spicyavocados2410]

@@JosepiThe13th 😂

[@Mega-rw8mt]

No, defeating topper in cap kingdom is alot more helpful, he was atleast terrorizing a place, bowser was just kinda passing by some clouds

[@mathcookie8224]

Rude% had so much potential that wasn't tapped into because CJ ended it early. Lost has a bunch of opportunities to be mean to Cappy, while Metro is full of people to terrorize. I'd say that if you really want to use the "beating Bowser is too helpful" logic, then end the run after Luncheon because at that point the only kingdoms left are focused on defeating bad guys; there's plenty of rudeness potential from Lost through Luncheon that should be exploited.

[@JosepiThe13th]

As the official creator of the category, I approve of this message.

[@gengarzilla1685]

I think you should skip Klepto during Lost Kingdom because you're doing the world an invaluable service by punishing that evil creature.

[@JosepiThe13th]

@@gengarzilla1685 What you actually want to do is let Cappy get captured by Klepto right away, and then ignore him while you collect all the required moons to leave the kingdom. Only then do you go and “save” him.

[@eauna0029]

I'd argue that since the original run said "moons from helping others" cloud's boss fight shouldn't even really count

[@elainestapleton9005]

Crap yeah

[@radiumuppet]

I think defeating Harriet in sand Kingdom would be more accurate for rude%, as that way you are leaving sand in a permanent state of night

[@JosepiThe13th]

🤔

[@LiamOSullivan]

then you could skip mechawiggler so you leave metro raining and night with monsters everywhere

[@RadGamerTheLegend]

To me, it is funny how even though CJ says these speedrun ideas are dumb, he puts in the effort to get them done. I respect that 😀

[@coolkirby8122]

Banana

[@kirbylover37]

I don't even think they were bad honestly

[@quockhangle8839]

​@@kirbylover37 yea

[@elididde3377]

Thats the whole point of these videos. Can you imagine if he asked his viewers for ideas and then called them all terrible and didn't do any

[@thund3r94]

That’s the whole point of the video……

[@justanothergamer64]

We need a mod that makes Mario Odyssey a horror game, including a system where bonking (or taking damage) has a chance to jumpscare you.

[@marcusalexander3612]

This would be hilarious

[@justanothergamer64]

@@marcusalexander3612 hilarious for us, terrifying for CJ

[@ethansedai870]

This idea is the best!

[@RoseQuartz692]

That's a great idea actually

[@TheAceUpMySleevehahaha]

And the entire worlds are dark but he can see small distances the moons are all red and there eyes are bleeding Mario’s eyes are bleeding I think that would be perfect

[@DetectiveBlaura]

for the Sphinx moon you should have talked to him, purposely answer his questions wrong and then steal the moon from him ^^

[@gloriaflury905]

Do all of the answers, but the right one

[@BlueBlocktales]

@@gloriaflury905they were talking about mean% not the real game dummy

[@berrymay_]

watching the spanish% while being hispanic myself was hilarous edit: guatafak de donde salieron tantos likes JAJSJ edit 2: efectivamente, Ñ

[@JJSSBU]

De donde?

[@EnheTook50Benadryl]

ñ momento

[@parkerparkenator4663]

@@EnheTook50Benadryl ñ

[@gekokkdvakk1575]

@@EnheTook50Benadryl ñ

[@ElRam]

Ñ

[@citrosmic]

The editor really missed an opportunity at 5:14. Should've just been called Duolingo%.

[@gengarzilla1685]

That doesn't work, because Talkatoo doesn't kill your family if you get it wrong.

[@Roach18]

​@@gengarzilla1685 *or does he?*

[@Door227]

@@Roach18 I mean we’ve never seen Mario’s family outside of Luigi in the games

[@orealfrajola]

" we beat cascade, without helping anyone" cascade: wait people live here?

[@Tyranitar.]

animal

[@theboxygenie]

Tourists do

[@clone3]

I love how nice CJ is to his chat and viewers

[@antiquaemblem]

Romance%: Collect every moon from the lady goombas, giving them all a lil kiss

[@Diegaki_goes_fiuuu]

As a Spanish, Cj reading “Tuberías insólitas” made me laugh extremely hard

[@DerpyDragon...52]

Controller% : every time you finish a story section of a kingdom you change how you play the game. (Example: finish cap kingdom on hand held, switch to on big screen.) "This includes all necessary story moons. And kingdom changes/progression."

[@knutelund]

video idea: cjya plays as mario, and any friend u have in 2 player mode plays as cappy, and tries to stop u from progressing through the game

[@OriginalGameteer]

Cappy doesn't approve of Mario's actions after seeing then firsthand, and constantly tries to undermine this "hero"

[@mastermewtwo5503]

I mean, run's probably over... Halfway through Cap kingdom, when you have to hit the lever with Cappy to activate the bridge? If there's a player controlling Cappy with the objective of not progressing... that thing's not getting pressed and you're not even 5 minutes into the game. Not to mention all the other required moments Cappy's used for either captures or various tricks that would skip captures or just for platforming.

[@thomasisernhagen8263]

@@mastermewtwo5503 I actually did this (through sand) with one of my friends, and we had a rule that every 10 seconds, cappy had to come back to mario. It worked out pretty well.

[@Poop_Soul_Official]

Minecraft%: after each kingdom, build something related to that kingdom in minecraft

[@ABM_GD]

Idk if you’ve done this before but I’ve heard of this mechanic: rock paper scissors%. Whenever Mario collects a moon, he does one of three hand poses: a fist, an open palm, or a peace sign. These could act as rock, paper, and scissors. Whenever you collect a moon, you have to play rock paper scissors against Mario. If you win or tie, nothing happens. If you lose, you have to get one more moon before you leave the kingdom. This also stacks, so if you lose 5 times in one kingdom, then you have to get 5 extra moons before you leave the kingdom. (Also, story moons do not have this animation, so do not play on those moons)

[@mastermewtwo5503]

I remember there was someone who did this, Fir [editing his name after looking it up]... He ended up taking forever to win though (instead of requiring extra moons per loss, I think it was a 'first to 5 wins' and losing 5 times required the run to restart, where Fir had to restart like 8 times). Would always be funny watching someone else do it with this ruleset.

[@Pittstop-uq2qo]

IDEA: Reset% set a timer of anywhere from 5-10 min. Every time the timer goes off, no matter where you are, you have to warp to the odyssey. ( also, no story moons unless required to go on).👍

[@ritzgamez]

That's almost like the teleportation mod he played.

[@DJ_is_heem]

“Let’s comenzar”guy named Zar 😳

[@SquareRootOfBrickIsMe]

Cuz “comen” means eat

[@Fidooop]

I got a rather simple idea that could be fun. A completely normal speedrun but every bonk (hoping those aren't so common that it becomes annoying) you have to play the first level of a randomly selected game. (you would curate the list of games that can be picked yourself) I feel like if there's games you've been wanting to try out or know the community has highly requested this challenge can help with that. :D

[@celesstte4534]

thank you cj, i was just bawling my eyes out and when i saw the thumbnail i started laughing so hard i genuinely kicked my feet into the air💀

[@PickledThyme1]

I love your content Cjya! Hope you're getting plenty of rest; this must be exhausting!

[@coolkirby8122]

Banana

[@BaluDoughnut]

Banana

[@PickledThyme1]

Banana

[@taiyakiemu]

Banana

[@Ra1ndr0p]

1 year old overripe banana

[@BlueDavrial]

Daw, cats. What a good cameo. Both so well behaved while being held

[@Alfkid]

If you're wondering, he would be 109th in Death Animations as of this being commented

[@CodePearInTheFortniteItemShop]

5:35 nice, the start of the cualquiera% run

[@stabelgapler6959]

I dont know how the Blue Toad is called, who sells you hints, but do a Toad% with him- You have to buy hints and then get the moons he tells you

[@davidthecommenter]

they're just called "Hint Toad" i believe

[@Halomeowmeow788]

he is indeed called the hint toad

[@sam-r-igaming5320]

Break it% Get to metro as fast as possible to break the toy car

[@BaluDoughnut]

You know It's gonna be a great video when tacobell% and asshole% is in the thumbnial

[@andrewszanto9347]

thank you for taking that moon at 3:40 it was stunting my poor cactuses growth

[@kaitlando636]

Lol

[@NotASmartPerson18]

Rude% is how I play most RPGs. Side quests for the win baby!

[@zioptis40]

Wouldn't killing those mini goombas be a good thing? You're technically helping the innocent by getting rid of the villain's men

[@PhantomFox77]

Bowyer%: "Fix it, I will, nya! Shoot an arrow, I shall. When a target it hits, that Button... LOCKED!" - each time you get a moon, randomly spin a button that you cannot use until you get another moon, changing the locked button to something else.

[@JosepiThe13th]

Why are you talking like Yoda?

[@PhantomFox77]

@JosepiThe13th It's a direct quote from Super Mario RPG when you fight Bowyer and get Geno.

[@Binz0bang]

Uploading videos while doing the subathon is crazy, appreciate the work man!

[@cartocar1]

As spanish, this was so funny to watch 😂

[@localcompetitor7108]

yo soy literalmente venezolano. ya like my spanish?

[@angelcaru]

Igual

[@cartocar1]

@@localcompetitor7108 ya ves ñññññññññ

[@Hiswf_]

Here is an idea for a speedrun: GTalkado% it's talkado% but the dialog was Google translated like 1000 times

[@timonobel615]

You should have clipped more it would annoy newton who invented the laws of physics

[@madisonm1310]

Rude% is very similar to my idea of chaos% where you also collect as few story moons as possible, leaving each kingdom in chaos. My last playthrough was that, except I'm not a speedrunner so I didn't use advanced strategies.

[@ShratTheMighty]

disappointed that he didn't plunge tostarena into a zombie apocalypse of eternal night in asshole%

[@stefanoballardo7394]

I know spanish and I Love's seeing Cjya playing it and randomly guessing, not because of his knowledge, but because of the similar words._.

[@localcompetitor7108]

i'm litteraly venezuelan, imma start writing in spanish now: a mi me parecio muy fino el video. y a ti?

[@angelcaru]

Igual

He said "As few as possible" not "If you can't progress without helping the run is over"

[@THECHOSENONE199]

Pixel%, you have to find all of the 2D people in a 100% file

[@tomasstargamer6308]

Delicious%, you have to touch every single edible thing in the game.

[@Halomeowmeow788]

luncheon kingdom would be chaos and would take forever lol

[@sonc07]

4:00 the residents of lake kingdom have had a goomba problem for a while, how nice of you to help!

[@lauriemacnayr2665]

Idea:Glitch% do every glitch possible in every kingdom

[@Halomeowmeow788]

i once started to do something slimilar to that. in sand kingdom, i unintentionally did the invisible bullet bill glitch. i accidentally captured a bullet bill, and when i uncaptured it, it was invisible. but when i tried to do it intentionally, i couldnt 😅

[@tgamerguy1235]

7:50 "BILL BALA!" 😂

[@No_My_Sodas_Gone]

I love how these videos are edited. I just can’t get over it!

[@ryelleryelle]

Yo i have one, Party% go to the town in luncheon kingdom and interact with every npc, if npc is not interactable, say hi to them and compliment them

[@UltraMarine765]

here's an idea Mr. Worldwide%: Change the Language to the home language of every kingdom and try to figure out what talkatoo says Cascade Kingdom: American Spanish Sand Kingdom: American Spanish Lake Kingdom: Greek Wooded Kingdom: American English Lost Kingdom: Indonesian Metro Kingdom: American English Snow Kingdom: Russian Seaside Kingdom: French Luncheon Kingdom: Italian

[@frostykoopa4450]

I craacked up so many times watching twitch chat spam "CASA IS BOX INSIDE THE BOX" "INSIIIDE THE BOOOX"

[@kendrickvickers2610]

Rude% 0:10 SpanishTalkatoo% 5:15 Death% 11:34

[@samsimss556]

wow these ideas were so bad! i cant believe ur viewers are so crazy and cool. WOW i can see them in the subathon chat RIGHT NOW??? let me go watch that!!!!

[@poakblammo853]

OMG I DD NOT EXPECT MINE TK ACTUALLY MAKE IT THANK YOU CJAY :DDDD

[@JosepiThe13th]

We’re in the dumb ideas clubs together :D

[@-SeaSnake-]

6:37 The sphynx is called like that in Spanish cuz is a joke with "qué intriga" ("what an intrigue")

[@celesteelka]

Ay! I'm the "Sphinx, more like Stinx" guy, I'm honored to be included

[@ZenoEditz.]

Bro I just wanted to say that recently, your videos have been inspiring me so much, your takes are all fax and your edits are 🗣🔥🔥💯, genuinely you inspire me to improve as an editor. I wish you hit 1k subs soon along with our fellow underrated editors and Nintendo fans 🤝

[@RedonsYT]

Fun fact: In cascade by using the map to warp to the checkpoint next to the odyssey after getting our first power moon a moon spawns on the rocks meaning you dont have to do a glitch to get all five moons without madame broode

[@PoyoDreamer]

1:15 That was a clean transition!

[@elGuille_uy]

what about 4:40

[@CillmaCuvas]

Projectile%: Get every moon where you have to shoot/shoot at something (pan, fireball, etc.) that doesn't have a glitch to bypass the need to shoot.

[@MarbleSlab1]

Having 100% the game in spanish spanish i was extremely confused on the moon

[@akselskovrupchristiansen2730]

Ha

[@dermegger7733]

Me wondering if you can even complete Cascade without the Triple Moon from Madame Brood - cj: "So, I'm gonna do a quick CRC." Ok so no

[@STPplayer64]

3:22 You should instead give the man his sheep and then groundpound

[@JosepiThe13th]

Omg I’m on TV!!! I mean a CJYa video! Same thing, right? Thanks for doing my dumb idea 😂

[@TheHavenVA]

WOOOOOOOO

[@robertdohner4628]

BRUH😐

[@jappie6903]

Npc% talk to every npc in every world as quick as possible

[@-SeaSnake-]

4:02 You're actually getting rid of the invaders of the Lake Kingdom, you're helping

[@pikmincl]

I though spanish% means go to sand kingdom and get all coins 💀

[@thepartyrockpolice1975]

Extrovert% You must talk to every NPC

[@HungryWarden]

Introvert%: You can’t talk to any NPCs.

[@ashn0317]

You could argue that in Asshole%, attacking Bowser in Cloud is just for your own selfishness and ego, and so that you could continue causing harm to others, but the sole purpose of the run is to NOT help ANYBODY under ANY circumstances.

[@jacobf.1691]

Do skip%, beat all kingdoms with minimum bosses. (You can skip cascade boss, for example, by glitching to three locked moons in two player)

[@gamerkidc.j.7975]

The fact that my nickname AND his nickname is CJ is hilarious

[@Dento64GD]

Multimario%: Every 2 minutes, you have to switch to another mario game. The speedrun only ends after beating every game.

[@slowestbro1353]

Thanks!

[@hauntedsocks7346]

Assault via axe%, Beat the game with enough moons to purchase the Zombie Headwear, Purchase the headwear, go to metro kingdom, and throw Cappy (an axe) at 10 civilians.

[@cherrysandcats]

7:31 *me crying because i do my duolingo and bajo means short* 😭

[@LunitaCak3]

It means under something too

[@angelcaru]

Me crying because I am a native speaker

[@LunitaCak3]

@@angelcaru x2

[@darkar2043]

As a spanish speaker it was really fun to see you struggle guessing what the moons were, I hope you do a full Spanish% in the future.

[@balazsbenedek649]

ඩ%: its like a 100% run but you get the “our first power moon” last

[@HungryWarden]

Sus symbol%?

[@minwara7055]

his cat looked exactly like mine and gave me a heartattack for a second

[@simpli_A]

CJ the catnapper

[@jasminekazooie]

editing on this is phenomenal

[@DoorbellmanBetterThanSuperman]

I feel like there's a barrier between "Asshole" and "Murderer"

[@nicholashillenbrand7542]

BILL BALA. BILL BALA! Casually shows bullet bill with a sombrero*

[@_peki_]

speedrun idea: random name% before starting the run, take a random book that you have on your shelf, open a random page, and whatever the first word on that page is, you have to use that word insted of the word "Mario", and if you say "Mario" even once you have to start the run over

[@astralten]

Theoretically, he doesn't help anyone be chasing bowser out of cloud kingdom (and also ruined kingdom lol) because there are no inhabitants. Even more so, bowser does not terrorize any kingdoms of the second half of the game if he is never chased away from cloud, so it would be Mario's duty to chase him out of cloud. Actually, if looking from that perspective, one would have to play up until the church in moon kingdom, as fighting the Broodals is also not illegal in Bowsers because there, they don't actually harm anyone other than Mario.

[@oCloudy]

11:00 CJ YOUR CATS ARE SO CUUUUTE

[@Dragon_David]

Here is an idea: food%. The idea is to get to luncheon kingdom and ground pound any giant vegetable there.

[@MarioThePlumber_1997]

Idea: DARKER SIDE% Every 3 Moon you grab,you go to darker side and complete it

[@fireyfan25]

Optional%. Collect all non-story moons

[@pigeongod3450]

How about my idea of Bird%, where you can have every kingdom unlocked and to have to speedrun getting a bird to sit on your nose in each kingdom?

[@char1194]

Idea: Puppeteer% Beat the game while only collecting moons while Mario has captured something else(whenever possible) Or in other words, beat the game with the minimum number of moons collected as Mario

[@ziltrox7408]

So basically minimum Mario category

[@JosepiThe13th]

That’s already a thing… CJ even has a video about it…….

[@zacharymogel9500]

“It’s not easy being an asshole” -cjya 2023

[@jacolbyparham0722]

Bowser% Play through the game as Bowser like Fir did with a Goomba (If there’s a part you can’t do with Bowser, uncapture him and capture him again

[@jacolbyparham0722]

Also, 11:53 1. Poison 2. Gushon 3. Freeze 4. Fire 5. 2D 6. Quicksand 7. Squished 8. Pit 9. Drowned 10. Cheep Cheep

[@angelcaru]

You can't uncapture Bowser

[@jacolbyparham0722]

@@angelcaru Thanks

[@jacolbyparham0722]

(So just die as Bowser then do it then spawn another Bowser and capture it)

[@theogiovr]

6:34 that is the giant statue room that i forgot the name (i think its sphinxs)

[@TiwidTV]

10:20 caught me so off-guard im cackling

[@deathgame8786]

Economy%, Get as many moons from stores as possible. Costume moons are included.

[@bluecubeidk]

Moon cliping any %:get all moons that you can clip to obtain in every kingdom then get moons that can not be clipped to obtain so you can go to the next kingdom

[@itsblamed]

One that could work is wheel% and the gimmick is that you spin a wheel with an assortment of numbers and you spin it and whatever number it lands on could be the number of jumps or captures you could use for that kingdom.

[@A__random__nerd]

4:56 technically you fail the whole speed run because you were helping Cappy save his sister

[@Aki-ChanLivesOn]

I own a shirt that says cult of the lamb, close enough to a sheep maybe that’s why the sheep came back at 3:34 Conspiracy!?

[@InsideOut385]

Mod%: beat the game with a random mod every kingdom

[@CinnaSwirls]

I don't know, uh, maybe crouching once at the highest place you can stand on in each kingdom?

[@Jommo213]

Do a reset run%. One you finish Cap and Sand Kingdom without skipping cutscenes, you reset your game, but not the timer. One you do this 10 times, you can end the run.