Clarkson and May Prank Hammond with a New Name for his Boat | The Grand Tour

Whilst travelling through the rivers of Cambodia and Vietnam, Jeremy Clarkson and James May can't resist the opportunity to prank Richard Hammond. Maybe his shiny new boat needs a different paint job?
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[@thegrandtour]

RIP The Razzle Dazzle

[@ciarangaming7563]

4 days ago y

[@hacertan1874]

second

[@oilychefofblackpepper]

how??

[@logiknotlogic6586]

@Terry Winter stfu its obviously entertainment, not a documentary. If its not scripted, all three would be dead and would be stranded in the middle of forests and deserts or something.

[@eriksantoso1741]

@Terry Winter BS conspiracy

[@1988foxtrot]

They got Richard so good he wasn't even mad!

[@thegrandtour]

He was simply impressed by their genius

[@virajdeorukhkar6847]

@@thegrandtour They don’t call Clarkson the most glorious and upright person of genius for no reason!

[@gutsfinky]

I don't know that I would have been mad either. I would have peed my pants laughing.

[@FroggyJumpyLegs]

​@@thegrandtourhard not to be

[@veleriphon]

The fact that Hammond was impressed makes it even funnier.

[@derpmanaveragegamer7791]

to be fair, it was really well done

[@gutsfinky]

That impression he gives of himself--that wave and stupid sounding "hi!" It gets me every time. I can't help but bust out laughing.

[@mohamedhadidou3987]

Clarkson : "Most glorious and upright person of genius ".😂🤣

[@user-lx9hv2ys1n]

That's right 😂

[@gt5.086]

My genius😅 don't call me.

[@tylerh6293]

(pause) …in the world.

[@MyGamer125]

Honestly, that *does* sound like something Clarkson would call himself

[@TheSateef]

he's probably requested that be put on his gravestone

[@mikeshearer1250]

The best trio.......in the world!!!

[@triggernae467]

The best trio ... [pause] in the world!

[@joyrider6456]

I see what u did there, i'm literally reading this with Clarksons voice in my mind the way he does these video blogs 😏👍🏻 .

[@riversider2506]

And a close second is the " *Father , Son & Holy Spirit* " 🤞💯

[@devastator06]

Can you imagine these 3 with gerald and kalem

[@dr.hugog.hackenbush9443]

Tied with the 3 Stooges.

[@hotdamndan9892]

At these point, we can just watch these three bloke chat while drinking the whole night or prank each other and just throw banter and it'd still as funny as ever. Legends.

[@arenceagcaoili9368]

It'd be waaaaaay better then the new Top Gear, guaranteed

[@ArcticNightwind]

I would so watch another boat adventure! Most entertaining Grand tour episode!

[@fernandoqueirozpopovic7024]

Imagine if they tried to drive a cruiser

[@ArcticNightwind]

@@fernandoqueirozpopovic7024 i dont know if that would go down too well but it would be entertaining af to watch 🤣

[@fernandoqueirozpopovic7024]

@@ArcticNightwind as if it was going well by the second half of this special but hey you never know

[@benmatheson1189]

Erm no

[@fernandoqueirozpopovic7024]

@@benmatheson1189 do elaborate then why not

[@eugene531]

Hammond alone in hotel, spray paints and pink bicycle haha very nostalgic

[@choomah]

i was waiting for everything to be pink again hahaha

[@wyoming8814]

and in southeast asia

[@tubularap]

2:30 - James May's whole wine cellar gets smashed. Thanks, Jeremy and Richard.

[@dubious6718]

Lets not put a latch on a locker/fridge on a boat.. He had it coming, and most likely scripted.

[@UKeXtremeMedia]

pretty sure none of them even broke, they probably added the glass breaking sound in after in an attempt to make it more funny.

[@getchasome6230]

Cheap crap. Total loss, -$4

[@bebberonibizza]

@@UKeXtremeMedia I think at least one of them broke or a cup broke, as you can see liquid splash and shattered glass

[@UKeXtremeMedia]

@@bebberonibizza perhaps one or two broke, but it definitely wouldn't be the first time they added sound effects like that to spice things up.

[@Nilser007]

I really don't know why people hated this Episode. One of my favorites actually.

[@treehousekohtao]

Its not bad, its just overly contrived, too scripted, very little spontaneous banter.

[@Max-vq9xd]

Lepus Arcticus 3 million pound Bentley. Seems legit

[@Hoganply]

@@treehousekohtao 'It's contrived' Translation: 'They picked a location and planned things to do there'. In all seriousness, I don't actually care about the scripting, not even about the notoriously winged about scene in Baffoon's Vacation where the hatch on Jezza's RV is 'jammed'. That's because the results - their RVs acting as his breaks - were real, and so was the hilarity. Their miserable boating on the choppy ocean in Seamen made for a very real adventure. James getting rocked in their wake, losing all his booze, genuinely attempting to retrieve his cushion, and their 'navigation' of the market make me laugh out loud every time.

[@SuvrathHegde]

Their journey to Moron was the best one, but this one is close second. If if the show is "scripted" it is still entertaining when they're in some difficult situations which I doubt is scripted.

[@tammyforbes2101]

One of the closer calls they all have had, even the camera crew was a about to go down in that raging ocean storm! May is the one who really surprised me! I wouldn’t have took that tiny boat out in 15 foot swells, and I’m a dare devil to! 😈At least Hammond and Clarkson have powerful sea worthy boats poor May didn’t he could barely keep that little thing afloat! Like Jeromy said we where honesty scared for you!

[@NickC-Ohio]

2:38 May's indifference to the breaking bottles behind him 🤣🍾

[@blackm4niac]

I love how Richard isn't even mad about it

[@barca727]

Thank you, very funny. -Bothered captain slow

[@abitoutofsorts]

Most glorious and upright person of genius… in the world.

[@orencohen8501]

Remember, sometimes his genius is... Well it's almost frightening

[@mikehunt162]

These 3. The most iconic trio ever to roam the earth. Legendary legends.

[@alansohn855]

Imagine a warship trying to communicate to Richard.. HMS Northumberland: Jizzle Drizzle, jizzle drizzle, this is Coalition Warship F238 on channel 16 over.

[@existinity2516]

I honestly feel so bad for James in this episode because usually he can get revenge on the other two and enjoy himself a little bit but here he looks absolutely miserable but, then again, he could've bought himself a faster boat.

[@gizzyguzzi]

James has the best boat already.

[@bazzingabomb]

But then he would not be Captain Slow...it's really fitting in this episode as he on a boat and really is a captain and is slow.

[@chazzmccloud36]

It was a really nice looking boat though

[@BMMEC6000]

I actually like the Lady Christina more than the others. Her captain is a unlucky person but she steams through all the hard times of her journey.

[@stejer211]

I'm going to tell you guys a little secret... it's not real. It's a show.

[@tfchallenger70]

Jeremy's boat on throttle sounded like the bullitt mustang

[@kingjinga2539]

Well design wise it is from the 60's, what did you expect?

[@TraustiGeir]

@@kingjinga2539 Good point.

[@SanithMohanCase305]

This was WAY better than the Madagascar one.

[@buzzytrombone4353]

James May disagrees

[@jtorola]

The Madagascar one was on its way to being amazing but they said Covid stopped filming early

[@logiknotlogic6586]

@@jtorola thats sad. I didnt know what. I was surprised that it ended so abruptly. Thanks for letting me know

[@flashforum939]

Miss seeing them more often. We need more episodes more often 🙏🏻

[@TheColosiss]

When James lost his drinks I felt that...

[@JoshAllingham95]

This episode and the Mongolian episode have definitely been some of my favourites from this iconic trio

[@izzdidit64]

One of my top favorite episodes from them

[@xuxon24]

I love how this episode is basically Clarkson payback on May and Hammond for the old top gear Vietnam special. They made him drive a Motorcycle that he hates and they loved now he got to drive a boat something that the other 2 hate.

[@ivankorahabraham]

One of the best episode.

[@MountainSlayers]

My favorite special yet...the Seamen Special!

[@shacklifecustoms8430]

I loved this little twist on a already great show I enjoyed it very much can you please do another one please

[@thatguydexter620]

Could you imagine. Mr. Clarkson, most glorious, upright person of genius.

[@Coutryreb94]

One of the best episodes

[@cerebralm]

I loved this episode! Beautiful scenery and plenty of fresh gags.

[@ywmedia9074]

The best episode

[@stevejames874]

Funny is...... Clarkson on a pushbike 🤣🤣🤣❤👍

[@benmatheson1189]

Cant wait for the big 1hr special this year

[@rubengiacconigiunta1968]

Todo esto ya lo tenemos visto mil veces.... Para cuando los NUEVOS EPISODIOS?????

[@mulch1839]

I would love some new content on a more regular basis from The Grand Tour. I dont know how many times I've watched this episode.

[@thatbloomer5642]

Lord Prime Minister and Supreme Commander is what i think some Discord mods thought of themselves.

[@nolimits300]

Good old years

[@blurryrecords]

I still giggle when I think of Jizzle drizzle lol

[@mikegrey5663]

Jizzle drizzle 🤣🤣

[@jchrizzy6995]

This is my favorite grand tour prank

[@thegrandtour]

It's probably one of Jeremy and James' favourites too!

[@LegoBrandMonkie]

"I love to follow you." 💀 crying 🤣

[@brjones27]

"I've waved at people!" lolol

[@RyanMatthewsSounds]

Jizzle Drizzle 🤣🤣🤣

[@Rosharnus]

Clarkson riding a bike. I don't know why, but it's hilarious :D

[@siccolindsay610]

Ah, lovely Cambodia.

[@judgingcat1958]

That Supremeeee have a lot of bass

[@lauriewhite8153]

DOO MAAA!!! the boat machine!!!!

[@basithph8958]

SUPREME!

[@Yash-mj3xm]

Hammond's Hiiii at the end must've felt so innocent and yet so pervert-y

[@TheSaintBigFoot]

I did this walking home once with a cucumber broken thru and hanging out my grocery bag

[@DrewsTurbo]

I nearly choked on my food when I saw the revised name on Richard’s boat.

[@wildman510]

@Pinned The Grаnd Тōur stop pretending to be a pinned grand tour comment advertising a scam

[@Annabelle66633]

3:51 Jizzle drizzle lmao 🧐🤣😂😅

[@mntbayandaimran]

0:30 "Lord Prime Minister and Supreme Military Commander"😳🤣

[@scottybhoy8375]

This was very funny the first time I watched it be good if you showed unseen stuff rather than repeat the same bits over and over again

[@MichaelD8393]

So *this* is why the special is titled, *Seamen.* I'll let that one sink in for a minute! 😂

[@fifthbusiness1678]

Uh, yes ... we got that.

[@MichaelD8393]

@@fifthbusiness1678 😂😂😂😂

[@elmonte5lim]

Expert exponents, of the ancient British magical art of 'taking the piss'.

[@M1R4Z]

Had to google it. but now i got the joke too😂

[@michaelkeaton5394]

I wonder what they've done of the PBR

[@dont-want-no-wrench]

they had a better time on the Mekong than I ever did

[@HappyDude1]

They are running out of things to do Again american cars and building a bridge but i wil watch its always fun

[@borisbill24]

Wait what episode is this ?

[@DivaNove]

Have you seen the topgear documentary that just came out?

[@anyau]

what season and episode?

[@zainmajid2356]

Is there seson 5

[@sitheakewinphlong6579]

Welp, next time you come to Cambodia, alert me. *Because I live in Phnom Penh*

[@rileyanstey8684]

That interesting two people that where second

[@karthik.g63]

02:20 This is what makes them the most entertaining hosts on the planet, Chemistry.

[@arcadia1081]

If this is the stretch between Pnom Penh and Siam Reap I've been on that river with my now wife.

[@juanticimo]

This had me and the gf in tears when we watched this...

[@vladandronik5711]

maybe not in tears, u know

[@elyessaadaoui3553]

When is the season 5 of the Grand Tour.

[@chriswyatt9869]

You are aware they stopped doing seasons? They now only do occasional specials - they've all somewhat moved on and doing different things/shows

[@elyessaadaoui3553]

@@chriswyatt9869 french traduction please. Beacause im french.

[@elyessaadaoui3553]

@Bailover Trend thanks !

[@EvanMoon]

Do not call him the Prime Minister, call him Darth Vader

[@papagrounds]

"Hi!"

[@F1_Gianni_96]

What episode was this?

[@thegrandtour]

This moment is from Season 4 Episode 1

[@harrynelson9203]

Is this from a massive hunt?

[@stevenincognito9498]

Wich freaking episode is this

[@skittles970]

CHAAAARGE! For Lord Crunchwrap Supreme!

[@trevorsenft2876]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍💯💯💯💯

[@forbeshutton5487]

If only one of the other two had hit Hammond's boat with their bow...."JIZZLE DRIZZLE on the CHIN!"

[@66LordLoss66]

Those titles don't sound like a totalitarian leader at all.

[@georgebardsley7129]

On this episode James truly was Captain Slow

[@thegrandtour]

He truly earned his title on those waters

[@RossIsBored]

1:13 The Grand Tour De France

[@shibinmi]

What season and episode is this?

[@thegrandtour]

This moment is from Season 4 Episode 1

[@shibinmi]

@@thegrandtour Season 4 is out???

[@Thomas-kp8mo]

@@shibinmi It’s the Seaman special.

[@eltorofuerte8306]

I hope 'the GO! team' got paid for their song

[@andysandy362]

Anybody know the song at 1:20?

[@Patrikv303]

Darude - Sandstorm

[@pashastepashka4731]

☝️☺ What season and episode is it? I cannot find this episode.

[@i.mm111]

It's called "seamen"

[@pashastepashka4731]

@@i.mm111 What does "seamen" mean? I couldn't find a description on the internet.

[@andrew476]

@@pashastepashka4731 They are men out at sea. So seamen. However Semen is sperm, its a play on semen and men at sea. So seamen

[@MemeReviewer]

Watching The Grand Tour on KZbin cause Amazon Isn’t importing the episodes to the US

[@davidhudson5452]

The hamster will get him back

[@leicesterpoppadom7225]

0:44

[@darcyandrews2248]

What country is this

[@thegrandtour]

This moment was filmed in Cambodia and Vietnam

[@AtheistOrphan]

Why not watch the video to find out?

[@drizzle8309]

Hm...

[@olivierguy6839]

We like TOP GEAR !! Come back !!

[@scotthotchkiss7120]

Quite worrying that the first thing he's does is install a drinks fridge 😂

[@florianmaschke269]

Hey. A man needs some standard....

[@orencohen8501]

Naw. Quite brilliant

[@thegrandtour]

A James May essential when travelling

[@MrFrangor]

Когда тест Лады Весты? заэбал =D

[@MirzaHassanYounusBaig]

Why did they left top gear?

[@brandonmarr9080]

Jeremy got fired

[@MirzaHassanYounusBaig]

@@brandonmarr9080 ok

[@hrvojeantoniobusic3345]

So is that a PBR boat that Jeremy Clarkson is piloting?

[@AtheistOrphan]

Yes.

[@thomashayhurst6547]

Yes and No. There are no original PBRs that still work but he had one built using the original blueprints

[@gabgwang4201]

After years, i realise why the trio is so popular. Because everyone can see part of themselves from these three guys:Hammond, like the monkey in our mind ,naughty and always looking for new fun; May, someone considered usually rational and calm; Jeremy, someone in reallife, screwed everything up

[@CrimsonTideJosh]

Was this Seaman or The Lochdown?

[@AtheistOrphan]

Are there many lochs in Vietnam?

[@bjw4859]

Although I'm pretty sure only ex pats & tourists would have got the joke in that name change.

[@Lastkoss]

Needless to say Hamond might be embarrassed by the that one.

[@tillrockafeller]

Although I consider myself pretty decent in English and I have some idea of what does that mean, could someone please translate it for me? Roughly, at least :) Thanks

[@AtheistOrphan]

Jizz = Semen.

[@paulpaul4027]

I don't understand what's jizzle drizzle??

[@AtheistOrphan]

Dripping semen. (Well you did ask!)