Clarkson, Hammond and May Cow Compilation

Cow!
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[@weirdtyrant6274]

I love how a video about the Top Gear boys interacting with cows is over eight times longer than a video about James May interacting with women.

[@3ormorecharactersmaybe5]

"Hello"

[@berkokten4444]

@@3ormorecharactersmaybe5 you have to start with hello

[@johnsmithers284]

Hey to me they should be the same video am I right?

[@SirKankus]

@@johnsmithers284 u only talk to fat ugly stupid women?

[@johnsmithers284]

@@SirKankus Is English your second language?

[@DrewSavo]

“Just cause you’ve come dressed as a farmer…” Several years later, Farmer Clarkson.

[@amarabbas3868]

The compliation we didn't know we needed

[@bmstylee]

A discussion about an cow was needed.

[@JamaicanCastle]

Cowmpilation*

[@calebwuollet513]

May: " Do you know what to do with it" Hammond: "Peel it" Fucking deceased! Lmao

[@joshuawhelan9358]

"I'm not peeling that"

[@Neil070]

Caleb: 'are you fucking serious?'

[@archygrey9093]

I'm from a cattle station in Australia, that thing was already bloated and too far gone lol

[@just_justin_11]

The mark of a great show is when there is a 15 minute long cow compilation

[@ianvisser7899]

8:54 Can we take a moment to appreciate that THAT bull is actually f#cking and running, faster than the herd on 2 legs...

[@edwardmyers1746]

Thing went whizzing acrost the screen 🤣

[@kloothommel6569]

"WHAT WAS THAT?!" "The sound of me saving your life" "The next morning our camp looked like an abatoir"

[@dimpyramid]

4:20 Good example of Clarkson as the person who has absurd ideas that ends up being executed by his colleagues with him standing and laughing on the side.

[@jackjacobson6763]

12:32 “You’re speechless because all the words in your head have been sucked out by the magnetism of my genius”

[@hawkyjoy4010]

4:40 Hammond calling the chickens "chickies" is heart warming I don't know why 😅

[@VXGaming]

5:53 Hammond predicted Clarksons future nearly 20 years ago.

[@LilTachanka]

lmaooooo

[@DanielJacksonMusic]

I think he’s owned that farm since 2008 or at least kept some money in the land

[@jdapaul1351]

Jeremy: We went back to being factual Also Jeremy: Cow! From Top Gear US Special (when they drove muscle cars) Jeremy: No cow was killed in the making of the film. Its death was instantaneous The episode after Australia Special

[@JobiWan144]

I think it's "no cow was hurt" or maybe "harmed"

[@Lincolntowncoupe]

It warms my heart that there's 15 solid minutes at LEAST of cow specific content from the Top Gear trio. I'm not sure why, but it does.

[@M17_Max]

Compilation of Jeremy’s “let’s not get bogged down” must be done

[@jacobschofield9712]

Funny how in that clip from one of his older shows he said cars were useless there, and about 20 years later they did the cow herding in GT cars

[@jamesengland7461]

That was prophetic ironic comedy!

[@Bingbong245]

6:47 “no no you’re wrong, eggs comes from a milkman” 😂😂😂😂

[@striderx8255]

"So. I painted mine black and white, and given it an udder" Only James could say that so casually

[@chaosmiles07]

"Now this is the biggest flock of cows I have ever seen in my entire life." Flock of cows? Ever herd of them, Jezza?

[@Rasscasse]

Now let’s not get bogged with which collective noun belongs to what..

[@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89]

Hey, I don't care if the cows heard, dude, I haven't said anything to be ashamed of.

[@Neil070]

He has now, Caleb educated him

[@HylianWindRider]

An udderly good compilation that was milked just enough.

[@notpoliticallycorrect1303]

It's a crocodiles hoof😂

[@thornwall1277]

I'm sorry, how do you find 15 minutes of content from Top Gear pertaining to cows of all things

[@XXXlikklekoalaXXX]

1:10 - the moment the UK collectively spat out their tea and just cackled.

[@MoldyWormStudios]

This is the prequel video to Clarkson Farm season 1

[@nathanaldrich466]

An cow

[@QingChina1]

An mooo

[@bmstylee]

A udder.

[@V0ID_Music]

An cooked steak

[@mycroftsanchez901]

Are you staring at the world through a cow's ring? Hammond at his best!

[@JC-tx5tu]

The fact that lovely people such as IncT (thank you) can stitch together compilations basis otherwise totally arbitrary themes, taking moments out of context, which nevertheless make perfect sense and are funny all the same, is a testament to how remarkable this show was - in quality and the consistency of that quality. Run-on sentence because I am baked.

[@jimmythecacodemon2397]

8:52 Bro activated his hyperdrive 💀

[@tomaspetr6771]

Your comment wins

[@forssi1]

Was gonna comment something similar but you did it better 😂😂

[@sir_reddog_of_smeg3886]

Bull's got his own motor bike

[@jacobrumens9601]

‘There’s a cow’ is the most James May thing to say.

[@JasNotTheGenre]

I love that James May gets balanced of being the smartest one for him to say dumb stuff like the milk man brings eggs

[@Inspiration_YT_]

3:43 "Oh, it's bonded with you Jeremy. It's bonded." Idk y, but that was so funny to me. 🤣

[@wonderland.6]

2:22 the way that cow fell off the roof i’m dying!🤣

[@CanonTogger717]

“It’s carrots come out” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Dylan-up8yc]

I love how they put Lawrence of Arabia music with Clarkson having a cow on his Camero.

[@JobiWan144]

I had to look it up, but it fits nicely. Top Gear music selection was top notch. In other episodes, they've used music from "Pirates of the Caribbean" and "Lord of the Rings"

[@NASCARJIMMAYFAN]

8:53 the cow riding the cow 💀

[@jayblackburn3148]

I never thought there would be enough cow content to fill a 15 minute video, but oh im so glad there is😂

[@maxhaughton1964]

Pairing the Lawrence of Arabia music with the cow on the roof is the kind of thing no one will ever do again

[@jamesluxton4751]

the cow on the roof in the US special will forever be one of the greatest moments in tv history

[@87654321j]

He headbutted your Datsun Always crack up there 😂

[@fpvDRE]

like end of a era now so much fun and laughs over the years with these three haha 😂😂

[@perkmaster979]

That goat jumping off as soon as it climbed up had me 😂😂😂

[@thegreatafrican3367]

"Things were not going well" Sums up Tog Pear

[@bigt1574]

Never in a my lifetime would I believe a tv show would have a "cow" compilation.

[@seanoreilly1832]

"James look out, there are cows followed by hitler" 😂😂

[@TehRuiAlv3z]

*You've detonated one of the man's cows* 😂

[@Franknakano7]

You can take any adjective, noun or subject and make a top gear comp out of it. Fantastic.

[@jacoobk]

Cow

[@incTG]

Cow

[@AkiraHartono]

Cow

[@skonky]

Cow

[@BugZ_21]

cow

[@yvespangatungan3627]

Cow

[@jambeats2306]

Jeremy's bone car is the best birthday gift for a vegan friend.

[@neilfurtado_1865]

3:09 look what we have here Hammond 😭

[@bunsen_burna7663]

13:11 I love this ear bit so much

[@FightingForceSoulless]

Where I live, some people actually call the cops Icecreamers or Ice Cream merchants, so when James started his horn... xD

[@cleverusername9369]

"Let's not get bogged down with 'oooooo blew up"

[@robertnapier624]

Clarkson: tonight I drive a chevy with a dead cow on the roof….. I blow up a cow with a claymore mine thus saving the life of Hammond….. and I put a cows head in James car.

[@sizakelecomfortmtshweni9530]

I'm impressed. Never thoughts cow is actually mentioned so many times... I like "Meanwhile" and "Still, could be worse" more "Cows followed by Hitler" Jeremy is crazy

[@bmstylee]

Why am I watching an 15 minute video about an cow?

[@Rasscasse]

Cos it’s top gear cow and that means quality entertainment 😄

[@Soul_404.]

Ah yes hitler following cows, we all know it was his favourite pastime

[@bigmooseplays]

The bit with the mx-5 us straight up devious from the big Jezza himself

[@itschaosuphere]

Are you stareing at the world through the cows ring?

[@stjimmy1642]

The cow on the roof is just iconic

[@Wanqer]

“Crocodile’s hoof!”

[@TTHBLOX_]

The fact you can make this video is amazing

[@pyroshilov8474]

Up next: Clarkson, Hammonf and May sleeping comp

[@tomgough1704]

7:06 “Top Steer” 😂

[@TopherParkerCars]

Video idea: Their Vauxhall jokes. Always found them funny “now this is basically a Vectra…. Oh I’m nodding off” 😂😂 as an example

[@kossakken]

"that was the sound of me saving your life" will never not be funny

[@wolfsokaya]

At 1:48 , is that a Cowmaro? :]

[@Lincolntowncoupe]

5:03 modern problems require modern solutions.

[@oddishthoughts]

Perfect. 🐄

[@theresegustafsson5431]

I miss the part where Clarksons' "first girlfriend" was a cow according to the others.

[@HSAC.WDTK.DTKT.LFO.]

"Fuck it! We have a pet cow!"

[@pancake_bananaz]

Honestly the best channel ever

[@incTG]

i would disagree

[@tropicalfox9765]

Jeremy is a literal menace to cows I'm crying

[@scsutton1]

Nice one, man.

[@idontknow08]

Name another car show which can produce a 15 minute video of cows on youtube. That's the beauty of top gear

[@draggy6544]

I totally forgot that jeremy had an entire cow on his camaro’s roof

[@ondratrpi]

Good job man

[@HC-qc5rp]

Amazing

[@atoo7yt490]

What episode is the cow attacking Aston clip from?

[@incTG]

the grand tour s2e8

[@chepesantacruz777]

"There is indeed, a udder"

[@bmstylee]

On an cow.

[@ctaispog995]

video idea: a/c compilation

[@mrdarknezz6285]

Cows are an obstacle on the road. But don’t worry, these trio will deal with them for you

[@epicgameruk87]

jeremy states the cows carrot has come out 🤣

[@soulcornflake1]

Holy cow.

[@Selmarya]

4:10 ah yes, they are both boys 😂😂😂

[@robertsteel3563]

0:23 THat lined up very well!

[@43615]

pretty sure you can just pick any word and make a 15 minute chm compilation

[@doomderxeso2537]

Why did i watch this. I was having my lunch untill Hammond ran a car on well cow shit

[@alex.k3166]

2:40 killed an innocent cow🥲

[@lighthousemusic8101]

PETA watching this video🐔😂😂😂

[@tomheal2159]

dr think little got me ngl

[@NeedForSpeed.2004]

“It’s carrot’s come out!”

[@kidneyfailure4620]

*an cow*

[@daggerix445]

And that was the time James May became vegetarian

[@KevinEnjoyer]

THERE'S GOTTA BE A HORSE COMPILATION

[@C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13]

Eggs come from cows.

[@kingtiger2763]

1:11 is this like a named song or is it just made for that bit, I wanna know it

[@Rasscasse]

It is the theme music from the movie directed by David lean and starring Peter O’Toole and Omar Sharif, the movie is called Lawrence of Arabia

[@emilianocruz11]

I hope a compilation of bloody hell

[@hariranormal5584]

can someone say which episodes these are?

[@gave2haze]

Inb4 driving by sticking head of the window compilation

[@DaSpecialZak]

we could power cars on liquid methane, its also renewable energy source

[@Trainline5000]

This is a good cow-mpilation!