Top Gear Burma Special funny moments

Contains all of the funny bits, events, incidents etc.
All rights owned by Top Gear

[@emptybox6874]

Check out my new video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nYuYgmZ-bcmHbLc When James May laughs he sounds like a dying duck

[@kenolsen1845]

NO

[@j.r.bolton7867]

No

[@jackleo4632]

You prolly dont give a damn but does someone know of a method to get back into an Instagram account..? I was stupid forgot my password. I appreciate any help you can offer me!

[@cassiusrylan3361]

@Jack Leo instablaster :)

[@jackleo4632]

@Cassius Rylan thanks so much for your reply. I found the site thru google and im trying it out now. Seems to take a while so I will reply here later when my account password hopefully is recovered.

[@EdgyShooter]

If you watch the behind the scenes Jeremy did empty his lorry unscripted and it pissed off the crew and the culture minister 😂

[@tomsun0282]

What video is it?

[@JosephStardust]

What is a “culture minister”?

[@Vladpryde]

A Culture Minister is a local dignitary that meets with the crew and works them through local customs and proper behavior so as to not offend anyone. Or, at least, to LESSEN the effect of offending anyone.

[@DustinPlatt]

@Blue Turtle Is that new? I can find so much on this site. My goodness. This is like the invention of the wheel. Thank you!

[@astroboirap]

a burmese murderer @@Vladpryde

[@VincenzoInfi]

"No mate, on the shelves of Tesco that has the value of about a fiver"

[@paddyh8023]

"Are you gonna cut it with peas."

[@AanShovon]

i dont get it

[@andysandy362]

Captain Nemo! Neither do I don’t worry lmao

[@MrChampManager]

Tesco is a grocery store

[@rachaelevans8351]

Captain Nemo! Jeremy thought he’d bought drugs

[@liolp808]

Richard: "Are you gonna cut it with peas?" James: *Duck laugh mode activated*

[@frasergibson5763]

Would you mind explaining that joke? I don’t get it...

[@iceMarrow2000]

@@frasergibson5763 the basis that you "cut" (mix) cocain with other things so the joke was saying is he going to mix it with some peas 😂 quite funny of Hammond tbh

[@frasergibson5763]

@@iceMarrow2000 thank you. Merry Christmas

[@MrTrick.]

"Are you going to cut it with peas?"

[@HDTransport]

He he he he he he

[@gregoryfish1606]

James' slow reaction and laugh to cutting the rice with peas is brilliant

[@StaffordMagnus]

Hammonds grin just makes it, he knew he'd dropped a good one.

[@Gigidag77]

"Modern lorry drivers are cris *P* and shar *P* "

[@TSERJI]

😂

[@bikramb1]

5:31 James: "Jeesus, I mean Buddha" lost it 😂😂😂

[@sethlingtonstudiosco1555]

Oh lordy loo. 😂

[@reececollison5101]

Jeremy‘s face and his laugh at 8:19 is enough to cure anyone’s bad day 😂😂😂

[@andershebekk251]

you can see its only water, not piss. They are pooring in waterbottles

[@TSERJI]

@@andershebekk251 … 🗿

[@jonnynik7626]

The line "maybe it is so that it can milk itself" is underappreciated

[@ramwinter2622]

By far the best Top Gear special of this era. It just isn’t the same today.

[@MegaHayes]

5:19 "Hello Horse, I shall call you Tesco!" Ha!

[@mindedchaos]

wasnt there a episode where he says hello horse i shall call you burger lol

[@jackguest145]

Jackboy Yeah both happened

[@Vladpryde]

See? This is why you are no longer of any use to anybody, because of fuel. Yeeeerrrsss, you see, cars are better than you!

[@genesistrack4185]

Clarkson had the best idea for living quarters. Man that looks sharp.

[@fusiionn2464]

“There’s a slope on it” How I miss the jokes that these three made

[@ThomasTom__00]

They always keep making jokes ;) Do you watch the Grand Tour?

[@luvr381]

Nowadays we need to celebrate political uncorrectness.

[@edinson1613]

Bet you wouldnt find it so funny if you were a slope. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHaHAAAAaaaeeeeeeee, he said slope...... so funny. HEHEhhehhehheeeee. The irony is that brits, officially the fucken ugliest nationality on earth, with their rotting teeth and bad breath, are making fun of an asian's appearance. LOLLL!!!!!11

[@invicti830]

You seem upset rice boy

[@ToX1CPlayer]

who hurt you, Edinson?

[@Killer392134Gamers]

ooh is too warm, so warm, fresh rain warm 😂

[@cameronburke8002]

"I can taste the goodness"

[@_.hawtdawg._1039]

Golden rain

[@JackFroster]

Burma, home of the golden C R I S P S

[@SRTDODGY]

TheJackFroster I watched that vid

[@Tehguy248]

I've bought a CraarcH

[@JackFroster]

Oh is that what that is?

[@SRTDODGY]

Tehguy248 YT C R I S P S

[@Tehguy248]

...................................hey

[@jacksammons7031]

7:29 favorite part 😂😂😂😂

[@mrh9120]

I laughed like a moron

[@adityavisu]

Everybody is sure to lose it at this part😂😂😂😂@7:29

[@crazy4gta1]

"BMW 325i and this... almost identical"

[@e.hutchence-composer8203]

I used to watch these specials when I was like 10, and the amount of jokes I didn’t understand baffles me. Of how things change in a matter of years.

[@willblucat3335]

Same

[@Jtmissile]

Yeah

[@Peqqy]

2:21 Best laugh ever :P

[@alecmagill8121]

2:18 “Are you going to cut it with peas?”

[@xboxgamerboy1045]

(6:01) James May: Jesus... CLARKSON!!!

[@ScuderiaInspire]

6:38 Footage Of Clarkson Leaving The BBC 😥

[@k.sudharto2425]

MrBlackSpy what's the song name in the background

[@ScuderiaInspire]

Sorry seems to be the hardest word

[@xboxgamerboy1045]

(10:08) Jeremy Clarkson: That is a proud moment, but, there's a slope over there Richard Hammond: Your right, it's definitely higher on that side

[@asbjrnc7877]

there's a slope on it

[@danielwillems3795]

tbh, I don't get the joke. Does it have something to do with the native man walking on the other side?

[@asbjrnc7877]

Daniël Willems It does, he is the slope, they got a lot of "attention" for the comment.

[@danielwillems3795]

Asbjørn Christensen I was rewatching it on netflix and that scene isn't on there

[@asbjrnc7877]

Daniël Willems Probably Netflix censorship

[@penguiz23]

Yea, a slope is a derogatory term for an Asian. It's just a funny joke fuck people being daisies and censoring it.

[@hectoriiibongconuqui7106]

So many moments defined by one word. "CLARKSON!"

[@Joe-ik2mr]

May taking a moment to understand “are you gonna cut it with peas?” followed by that donkey laugh is one of the all time greatest moments on Top Gear. The way these three bounce off each other is so organic, this show really was incredible.

"Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!"

[@hannahmcgahan8920]

I cried laughing at that 🤣🤣🤣

@@hannahmcgahan8920 Me too. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JohnYenchick]

God above!!!

[@22jos]

golden rain..

[@hybridAbsol]

Piss shower

[@kursk_kuku141]

Joshua Soon I lost it when he said that!!! LOL!!!

[@Optimus97]

I can *taste* the goodness XD

[@jeremyfong5684]

*Unstoppable laughter*

[@H1GHLANDER11]

Even still I can rewatch the REAL top gear. These 3 are the best😂👌

[@brodielounder268]

I find that Burma's bridges and roads often have lots of slopes on them Jeremy

[@turretkrino3880]

I'm Burmese and I love this special of Top Gear

[@TheRuddster95]

👏🏼

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

7:55 im fucking CRYING X’D

[@bensstuff1889]

2:21 best laugh ever

[@cs512tr]

"are you gonna cut it with peas" lolol

[@Matt-wg9xn]

Really appreciate the jokes that don't seem staged

[@thesandwich5321]

My great gramma came from Burma... I know literally nothing about the place except for what I've seen on Gear Tops.

[@Adargi]

Hello horse, I shall call you Tesco! (For no obvious reason what so ever!)

[@Tempcore_]

Probably because the horse was gonna be the way to get fuel, and you can get fuel at tesco? Something like that

[@lukemmurphy795]

Adargi It was in reference to the Tesco horse meat scandal.

[@tomfoolthegreat]

Luke M Murphy r/woooosh

[@Vladpryde]

"See? This is why you are no longer of any use to anybody, because of fuel. Yeeeerrrsss, you see, cars are better than you!"

[@Jtmissile]

Luke M Murphy Huh, never knew that.

[@EatMyBricks]

"this must be buddism in action. I want to convert"

[@jimmychoo1198]

both horses in different specials love jeremy , tesco and burger ( hehe ) , was both so chill lol

[@hokage1997]

I miss this top gear

[@whyarewehere3893]

EnclaveTesla not you again

[@hokage1997]

whyarewehere mwhahaha

6:03 *CLARKSON!!!*

[@brianmurphy1749]

"What?"

Funny. Very funny.

[@brianmurphy1749]

"Yes."

[@Snowfang00andco]

He does it again at the end with Jame’s tent over the side of the river

[@blond339]

A: hammond's in the way and B: i cant be bothered

[@gem_bob95]

I love James laugh 😂

[@bhargavrajadhyaksha2646]

James: 'CLARKSON'

[@Jason_The_Stooge]

6:03 9:28

[@michaelrawson6261]

So for once, Clarkson and May weren't TAKIN the piss...!!! 😂

[@peterholland82]

They did take pisses

[@adityavisu]

But Hammond literally took the piss

[@Liammckennaftw]

Never been a better car show

[@xboxgamerboy1045]

(9:28) James May: CLARKSON!!!

[@Jason_The_Stooge]

6:03

[@hurricanefury439]

Hammond got a golden shower in burma WTF

[@DanielSadjadian]

Such a great episode!

[@Ace_Clayton]

We all came here for one clip "Hammond you idiot you've reversed into the sports lorry"

[@neilfurtado_1865]

This is one of the best trips they did!

[@thebrummierailenthusiasts5329]

10:14 that’s when the BBC was forced to apologise after Clarkson use the word slope when describing the Asian man

[@logancoles8940]

"Hello horse, I shall call you Tesco"

[@rebeccapoynter6131]

Hilarious when James falls out of the tent :p

[@carldavies9080]

luv this episode..one of the best ever

[@puzzlefischer1205]

Modern lorry drivers are crisps and sharp

[@rareplayz4821]

This was a great episode

[@gilesj0132]

Best top gear special ever 😂

[@msap6813]

The quick panel flash at the beginning it looks like the one label says: wizards? That's what I call a truck option.

[@amandataebby]

the jam bear is legendary

[@OperationCrossroad]

8:00 -> I can taste it...

[@Sitti2300]

This Burma Special made me realize how much we under-appreciate automatic gear

[@HSTHoward]

“Crisp and sharp” 😂

[@ArmandoVictorForno]

"James, you've fallen out of your tent" Yes, like James didn't realize on his own 😂 or like if that sentence would make any sort of difference ahahah

[@peterholland82]

Crisp, and sharp.

[@ThisIsTEC]

2:16 “IT’S NOT WRYCE!!!!” - Jezza the ‘Arguing’ Orangutan, 2014

[@MCTaezer]

They should've stopped by Myanmar while they were over there.

[@ExplorationOfAI]

TaeZer Hahaha

[@titaniumslug]

J Peterman has something to tell you: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bZCYopSwbNaGiLc

[@AndrewTheRocketCityRailfan4014]

Tonight, I look like a School Teacher James Looks like a Farmer And Richard wears Tank tops.

[@MatthewMcMaster]

9:48

[@MO_OKAYU_GU]

‘Hello horse, I will name you tesco.’

[@FaintAcrobat]

Hello horse, I shall call you Tesco. 🤣🤣🤣

[@josetunez9584]

Mi favourite special!

[@MaxHohenstaufen]

HOLY MOLY!

[@brianmurphy1749]

Maybe it's so it can milk itself.

[@xubairahmed4180]

7:51 Jeremy and May looking at each others.....

[@chrisbell1987]

i am goin to call you Tesco 😂😂😂

[@wheezerproductions]

5:02

[@thedogethatgames]

Oh I’m gay now

[@MilkDrinker218]

Why is it that every single time they use horses, Jeremy, who deserves getting hurt the most, never gets hurt at all

[@danielmason8688]

There’s a slope on it 😂😂😂 I wonder if other people understood the joke

[@LimePartician]

This is hilarious

[@erenzz2463]

jeremy: hello, i shall call you tesco horse: o k

[@hussali8838]

By midnight I have been through every crop in the area 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@leong2002]

Heaviest teddy bear in BURMA

[@mridoit1701]

Homie got a golden shower lmfaoo

[@ashleyjparker3073]

Tonight James get carried by a Caine twice Richard fail of a horse and hurts himself And Jeremy take a dump watch made Richard and James pissed

[@simonr.9368]

i can taste the goodness 😂

[@jamesrobert680]

The slope comment was NOT referring to the man.

[@djbazman69]

That last one ....

[@RizkymArifin]

7:45 Goddammit. Jezza & May 🤣😅😁🤣

[@RexfromIslaNublar]

You Missed one! *“Hammond you idiot you reversed into the Sports Lorry!”*

[@Marxuz_H0w]

5:09 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ag0nii]

I think James needs a CPAP :)

[@donofdevilsaj]

"Jesus, I mean...Buddha." 😄

[@parkerjashley1461]

Tonight Jeremy take a dump James fail in the water twice And Richard broke his wrist

[@ravjayakodi2746]

the jambear...

[@mnwctid]

HOLY MOLY

[@oncomwaria1707]

Clarkson!!!

[@Jedi_Spartan_38]

Where's "Hammond, you idiot! You've reversed into the Sports Lorry!"?

[@kevinobill4818]

7:25, what is the name of the musical instrument? I loved it

[@nicolastravisdaniel9366]

5:09🤣🤣