Clarkson, Hammond and May Protest Compilation

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[@incTG]

just noticed i forgot the bit from the latest episode with the french cars oops

[@notme7728]

WE RIOT

[@QF_Dan72]

Lunchtime ,then we riot

[@notme7728]

@@QF_Dan72 Mmm, lunch, lovely

[@kadoo70]

@@QF_Dan72 Good Idea, not good to riot with an empty stomach.

[@myname7056]

Redo it, then.

[@gsander3102]

James May can turn a protest into a lecture 🤣🤣 Guy does love to spread the knowledge.

[@Veyron722skyhook]

The Argentinian one isn't a protest, its an assault.

[@terrier_productions]

Bit of both really..

[@fakeplayer9088]

@@terrier_productions Naah just vandals want to get some dopamine by smashing cars with rocks

[@jahoyhoy9097]

Argentina is a country of sore losers, lol

[@ludektichy8934]

@@terrier_productions Well, the Argentinians might have wanted to protest initially, but in the end, that was an assault.

[@madhavsujith477]

Clarkson, Hammond and May assault compilation.

[@justjaguar2314]

I actually hate that last clip. It's literally a prank like those fake-ass youtubers who get away with doing annoying and maybe even damaging stuff and say "iT'S jUsT a PrAnK bRO" as an excuse. Always hated those. Not cool. Stop it.

[@phoen8x_07]

Agreed He was soo pissed at that movement

[@justjaguar2314]

@@phoen8x_07 I mean who isn't pissed when they're being "pranked" like that?

[@lewischasen]

Not remotely funny

[@harrieth9024]

It's fake, it's from another British show called ant and Dec Saturday night take away

[@justjaguar2314]

@@harrieth9024 yeah I know, I realized, but that still doesn't make it funny

[@r2d266]

The Argentinian one was genuinely frightening to watch

[@-rya1146]

Sore losers

[@bobkin611]

Yeah, what was their deal? Idk why they attacked them

[@souvikrc4499]

@@bobkin611 A lot of lingering nationalism from the Falklands War.

[@TheMerquis]

@@souvikrc4499 yup, from teenage veterans, somehow involved in a war from 40 years ago

[@americansupervillain4595]

@@bobkin611 The rioters took offence to the license plates on two of the cars, H982 FKL and 269 KNG they felt these were insulting references to their loses in the Falklands war.

[@codysoper6]

“What do we want?” “A Range Rover” “When do we want it?” “As soon as we can arrange easy finance”

[@zachmighty2754]

" 2 4 6 8 Jackie Stewart's husband likes to Masterb...oh wait I can't do that one" kills me everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@incTG]

think it was jacqui smith

[@NottherealKyleLarson]

The Argentinian one was attempted murder not a protest

[@PMC47]

Jeremy showed incredible restraint at the end protest, although the guy who handcuffed himself to the door was incredibly close to having his free hand held by Jezza whilst being "educated" on personal property/space. 😆 That could've gone south a pile of different ways, not to mention unfunny.

[@neovo903]

"how fast can you run?"

[@willythebluebear]

indeed. i m even suprised quiet frankly!

[@Zzzlol94]

That soil protest is probably, and might be the least funny staged thing I've ever seen.

[@bobkin611]

Yeah they sorta took the piss, and then nothing funny actually happened. Wow Hilarious, you dumped dirt on his car..

[@politically_incorrect6025]

i would have been so mad even after they said it was a joke

[@geoffkburton]

Prank or no , if they dump that mess on my truck Id go ballistic .

[@patrickwilliams3463]

They clearly didn't get the reaction they desired and were desperately trying to polish a real turd of an idea.

[@joe_5768]

I just rewatched Schindlers List and that was funnier than this.

[@kevinW826]

2:20 it’s sad that this whole part was cut out from the subsequent airings of this episode. I thought this was the best part of that episode

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

It's funny how the Argentineans were SO confident that the UK wouldn't intervene after the HMS Endurance left the area and proposals to cut military spending, so they sent soldiers fresh out of high school to take South Georgia and the Falklands who faced starvation and lacked adequate clothing and shelter...and Britain clapped back hard after sailing there for two weeks, even WITH all the landmines the Argentines set up (landmines that were there until late 2020; which the local penguins thrived on because it meant no development plus protection). Gave the civilians hope that Britain DID care about these isolated islands. And as part of the lesson they learned, Britain built a RAF station there where tourists can take a flight to from Chile and seasonally from Brazil and Argentina.

[@Alto53]

″Clapped back″? What are you on about?

[@FirstNameMiddleNameLastName]

Supreme Leader? Is that you?

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

@@Alto53 as in they absolutely humiliated the Argentineans.

[@hariranormal5584]

STFU Kim jong un go back

[@amyshaw893]

I really don't understand that last clip. Just go and annoy Jeremy Clarkson as much as possible? I was impressed by him actually, he seemed to be remaining pretty reasonable about it. I'm pretty sure dumping a load of soil on the car is gonna damage it, and isn't impersonating a police officer a criminal offence?

[@thefiestaguy8831]

On private property, no. Otherwise anyone wearing fancy dress (to a party) could be arrested. It is always a good idea to let the local police know however especially if it's going to be taking place out in public areas. Funny story. I'm a serving officer in a British police service, two of my colleagues a few years back got called about "Fake policemen". They turned up and two blokes dressed in 'uniform' but had American sheriff badges, both were arrested and taken into custody. It wasn't just the fact they were in uniform it was also the fact they were telling people they were police officers which they knew obviously wasn't the case, and thus deception.

[@neovo903]

@@thefiestaguy8831 tbh, they did have to drive on the public roads in a fake police car, dressed as policemen to get to the private property

[@amyshaw893]

@@thefiestaguy8831 to be fair, these blokes were saying they were police officers too, and reading him his Miranda rights, which seems a little more than fancy dress

[@boilerhousegarage]

The police car was real and borrowed from the local station, with their permission and knowledge about the prank of course.

[@thefiestaguy8831]

@@amyshaw893 No such thing as Miranda rights, it's just referred to as "the Caution" in the UK and is a legal requirement for any arrest to be lawful. Impersonating police is more about dressing up as police officers and then approaching random members of the public on the street and specifically acting in a way that portrays the intent for them to believe you are an officer. The local police were aware and knew about it, the vehicle looks like an actual police vehicle as a lot of county forces use that exact vehicle. Impersonating police in this situation would never stick. In the same way that Trollstation can regularly dress their actors as policemen or traffic wardens without getting into bother. They only approach other actors and not members of the public, it just happens to be in public. The moment you dress as an officer and approach a random member of public and start trying to claim authority over them is when it becomes an offence.

[@gabrieljvelez-perez9275]

That soil prank bit, Jeremy looks more confused than irritated with all that is happening.

[@loganbrooks7800]

The look on jeremys face on the last video gave me s strange amount of sympathy

[@thelordclarkson4360]

It was an catastrophe

[@likeablecloud2454]

Honestly if it was me I would take him to jail. I mean staging something like that is technically against the law he could literally sue them for this. That would be fun y as shit if this all backfired on them.

[@jacobmassey3897]

@@likeablecloud2454 jeremy should've beaten up the guy who was handcuffed to his car. People think it's okay to do this to him just because he's outspoken and sometimes resorts to resolving conflicts the old fashioned way. Dumping soil on his car went beyond anything Ant and Dec have done with any other celebrity and Jeremy should've broken up with his girlfriend for allowing them to do this even if he does have plenty of other cars. What those 2 idiot Geordies failed to realise is that Jeremy knows the laws of the country far better than they ever could and this is exactly why I don't watch their stupid childish nonsense anymore.

[@cinnamonrollypoly]

It was kinda funny right up until they dumped dirt on his car. That's a biiiiiig nono. You don't f*ck with a man's car.

[@dustojnikhummer]

@@cinnamonrollypoly Especially if that dirt could break the glass. It's heavy

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Jeremy: Please don't hit me with your riot shield Policeman: 2:58 Jeremy: *Understandable, have a great day* Context for those who have never seen the Patagonia special: Clarkson's Porsche in that special had the license plate "H982 FKL". This was interpreted by Argentinos as a reference to the 1982 Falklands War, hence the "Las Malvinas son Argentinas" car being there as a protest at 5:45. Heck, Ushuaia's airport is literally called Ushuaia-Malvinas Argentinas as well as a big war monument to the fallen Argentine soldiers in the middle of the city. Because of the tensions due to their arrival, they fled to Chile. And for the following series, each segment introduction would have a reference to Chile like a Chilean flag mug to thank Chile for its sanctuary.

[@mirzaahmed6589]

Do we always watch the exact same videos?

[@fredrikkirderf2907]

"police brutality that was one of ours" - Jeremy Clarkson

[@ako4pex]

Are they handcuffs? They're British 🤣 that entire protest is absolutely hilarious

[@justanf1fan]

Clarkson loves to protest, does he? 😂😂

[@jayive34]

6:23 Well well well! Jeremy Clarkson on the BBC! Never thought I'd see that again.

[@Josh3sh]

Soil protest made me upset, there was like straight rocks in that dirt dumped on the range.

[@boahneelassmal]

Argentina really didn't do itself any favours there and it was genuinely embarrassing. We too have license plates that we aren't very fond of in Germany for obvious reasons and that are illegal, even. Yet, if there was foreigners with registrations from where they are from, we wouldn't lose our cool like that. We would make them aware of what it could be interpreted as and how it isn't exactly what you should have as a license plate but assaulting them, especially if it's like top gear.... yea no. And to be honest, I am not sympathetic about this behaviour Argentinians have shown here. That being said I do understand that the people that were that hostile do not represent Argentinians and Argentina in general, but they unfortunately did a huge amount of damage. And regarding the ant and deck one.... yeah, no...

[@jammydodgre1237]

you started it...

[@samuelpinder1215]

This was even after the Falklands had done a vote and only one family (3 people) voted to be part of argentina

[@masonhilliard5803]

You can tell Jeremy wanted to pop off at them soo bad 😂

[@DeanMoxley87]

16:20 jeremy be like if your arresting me might aswell insult that copper

[@nkwlde6978]

1:22 The protest was drowned out by the engine lol

[@anthonysims7636]

I like how most of them involve clarkson uncovered joke is perfect

[@clydeoasis4049]

Uncover joke?

[@anthonysims7636]

@@clydeoasis4049 fix

[@sweaspurdoddd5466]

Why do Argentinians still seeth about losing a war they started over some islands which they never even owned to begin with?

[@willitsucc9142]

Because they are sore losers

[@ExcellentEngineering1966]

Because whenever their government screws up they try and take people mind off the fact they have no money by trying to convince them that by invading the falkland islands their economy would magically improve.

[@LevonBlueoak]

Because they lost it so badly. It was a national embarrassment that lives on today.

[@rena8215]

Extensive propaganda by a dictatorial government. A result of brainwashing, still going on today.

[@amyshaw893]

To be fair, it was a war with the British, who own the islands even less

[@LexTNeville]

As a staunch, life-long vegetarian I think it is properly atrocious that some 2-bit local councillors are taking what power they have and attempting to tell others what to eat. Battery farming is disgusting, but it is nowhere as destructive as unchecked human authorities forcing decisions on other humans - shows a near unforgiveable ignorance of history among the Oxford council.

[@rossfleming225]

Will you do a compilation of the trio using things not for their intended use, like clarkson using a shotgun to trim weeds and branches, or using caravans for conkers

[@Number69]

V8 rocking chair and blender

[@thfreakinacage]

There'd be a lot of Clarkson with hammers in that one 🤣

[@Number69]

@@thfreakinacage if you remember when Clarkson had a chat show his microwave bits alone could fill a video. Cd, lighting a smoke... the clay pidgeon shootint with the longest gun I have ever seen to destroy a crooning Frank Sinatra dish...

[@samuelpinder1215]

THAT PLANT HAD CEASED TO EXIST

[@Slatex]

2:15 the funniest one by far

[@jswets5007]

The bit of Jeremy from original top gear was the best.

[@wonderingeye98]

I gotta be honest the fake protest at the end is ridiculously idiotic, like how is this funny?

[@calmdown.7646]

probably just the genuine reaction it got from jezza

[@ethanomalley9098]

Damn that range rovers poor paint

[@dustojnikhummer]

I was afraid it would break the windshield

[@A_Buster9693]

gotta give it to Jeremy and his incredible lack of interest at the end there.

[@skorpion3993]

2:05 the clip on Jeremy’s nose will always make me laugh 🤣

[@TheNakkie123]

Please for the next one: Jeremy using a hammer compilation

[@fabulouschild2005]

I swear I read that Jeremy actually got really pissed off about his landrover getting buried in dirt

[@44shibby]

"Fair in what way?" What a moronic question 😂😂

[@thegreatandpowerfultrixie9363]

I laughed at Hammonds comment on the tunnel

[@CrashHeadroom]

"don't worry you'll be out of jail in 20 minutes" Clarkson, telling it like it is XD

[@patrikpaller14]

Would like to see a Clarkson, Hammond, and May diesel compilation :D

[@incTG]

good idea

[@j-hackhammer6078]

Marvelous idea

[@o_l_i_p_o_p7476]

Jeremy was INCREDIBLY grown up about that last one wow

[@Jedi_Spartan_38]

3:35 What series/episode is this from (I'm guessing it's an early series if it's from Top Gear given the way Clarkson looks).

[@incTG]

jeremy clarkson's speed, a show from 2000

[@cheekymonkey666]

actually radar was discovered by two germans it was also patented by one of them, the first working radar was created by a scotsman and built it in the UK in the second world war.

[@robertaries2974]

But remember the rule: if a Scotsman has done something successful he's instantly British

[@cheekymonkey666]

@@robertaries2974 yeah thats because he is british, northern ireland, scotland and wales are all part of britain, british.

[@Alto53]

@@robertaries2974 more like any Scotsmen who accomplishes anything is instantly only Scottish and not British.

[@Liam_The_Great]

@@cheekymonkey666 Northern Ireland is not british. It’s in the United Kingdom. Britain is just the island on which England, Scotland, and Wales sit

[@OnlyGrafting]

@@Liam_The_Great Irish is part of British ethnic groups. All ethnicities in the isles are Anglicised, so all born in NI from Irish parents are British.

[@IJNAoba9-25-26]

Hammond's crash was more comedic than that Soil protest on Clarkson.

[@WildTheFemboy]

You should make a Clarkson, Hammond, and may breathing compilation.

[@novanix4894]

that'd be a bit long right?

[@jacobneal5388]

When they dumped they soil on Clarkson’s you could see him moving his face in a way that you could tell he was pissed 😂

[@webmr.4210]

The only people who are sophisticated to do these kinds of stuff.

[@MarkTMFIRE]

I Thought Clarkson Said "2, 4, 6, 8, James May" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@QF_Dan72]

same here

[@robertnapier624]

Tonight….. we shout at the government….. we shout at the government some more……. And we do even more shouting at the government.

[@koalabear1984]

Ya but seriously the soil thing doesnt need yet another protest. It's care and worries that need not to be expressed by shouting, waving fists and dumping soil (which is ironically exactly what don't want - displacing soil) Soil doesn't have feelings so it doesn't mean a damn thing how emotional you get over it but it is alive and needs manure and shade to prosper

[@koalabear1984]

@@Tonysopranoyafinook so do bycicles and feet :(

[@samdherring]

I hate ecomentalists that leave their cushy concrete jungles to berate those who care more than they do bc the farmers rely on that soil more than any other.

[@koalabear1984]

@@samdherring exactly the worst thing to do is to tell the people who work the soil about soil lol althought stressing the need for shade along with manure cannot be overstated :x

[@samdherring]

@@koalabear1984 agreed. Working on my family's farm makes me a bit agitated by people like the ones in the staged video though bc there genuinely are people that do that.

[@koalabear1984]

@@samdherring hope u can explain tk your relatives that soil needs shade to be well :)

[@enoz.j3506]

I dont agree with the tipping of soil on Jezzas car,if that was me,prank or no prank, i would of kicked of big time,does worry me that one day someone will have a heart attack.

[@benediktmayr1701]

What the hell was the last clip supposed to be?

[@incTG]

ant and dec staging a protest at clarkson's farm, full clip is on youtube

[@AlexxanderOnYoutube]

the british should take notes from the french on protesting

[@RussianSmacker69]

Haha mad Argentinians, dont worry the Belgrano is still where we left it :^)

[@BlueAxeRacer]

Yeah that's Oxford for you

[@007Spadge]

Ummm, so that prank at the end, yeah? I laughed my ass off. The soil has feelings, did you see Jeremy Clarkson's face? 😂😂😂😂 But they shouldn't have emptied the digger's contents on the car. That will actually chip and damage the paint. If they were actual protesters, they would have been arrested for destruction/damage of property, just claiming that act was a joke doesn't change the fact that pouring multiple kilos of soil on the roof can damage the paint or worse. 🤦🏼 Someone didn't think this ending through.

[@Creedstarsrr]

I would have gotten in the car and driven off as fast as I could just to see how fast he could run

[@benusmaximus3601]

You can tell goes of this is when someone asks for an autograph rather than a selfie

[@de.buffel]

Please a compilation of Jeremy saying 'literally' in his funny way

[@MattBakerDrums]

I would scrape the potato off the top of the shepherds pie and they would have that, because it’s good manners 😂

[@kameron857]

The last one is sad because you can see in his eyes he is watching England his country he loves falling apart.

[@pogninja9453]

12.12 My brain is crying in pain whne listening to those einsteins.

[@Wasp-ce7yr]

Please do an “and on that bombshell” compilation

[@incTG]

that'll be the end of every episode

[@xN1NJAshotsx]

The prank on jeremy could literally play out like that

[@NightcoreSkies]

That last clip- What-?

[@Cykelpump33]

You forgot doctor clarkson protesting against "adolf hammond" : D

[@Codeman1215]

"Not one American component in Concord." So that's why it crashed. 🤯

[@dandared6395]

Jezza was pretty cool about it, more than id have been, he IS a star and guess used to these hippy protestor types already

[@navneeth.r7683]

The last one was the worst. You can't go around destroying someone's property and saying it's a prank, chill out. I am surprised Clarkson kept his cool.

[@QF_Dan72]

Clarkson and Protest are two things that cannot be seperated

[@ItsEggyBoi]

That last bit was painful to watch, and i never wanna see it again.

[@JStryker7]

Clarkson at the end: I’m about to fucking end these people with a combine

[@paleoph6168]

TGPD Eaty Thing of Devastation

[@paparoach007]

That last clip was just cringey as fuck to watch and I actually felt bad for Jeremy and his Range Rover. Ant and Dec on SNT are/were usually pretty chill and entertaining but this wasn't their best idea. It wasn't even funny just annoying and blood boiling, it's the same with these KZbinrs who go around and "prank" people for views and likes and cry "it's just a prank bro!" when the person they "prank" almost punches them in the face or pulls a gun on them. TikTok is full of these types of "pranksters" I wouldn't recommend that app to anyone unless you want a headache and like cringey content.

[@coolperson962]

What do we want?! Range Rovers! When do we want them?! as soon as we can arrange easy finance

[@360_gangsterelite2]

Wow the soil protestors should be grateful for Jeremy's patience. Try that anywhere else and they would have been paving for his driveway

[@Rena152]

The last time wasn't very nice at all, it was like they were trying to make him punch someone, but I guess he already learned to not punch people before

[@MaxVerhaag]

they should do that last part in the US....>_>

[@terrificspokesman7416]

The Oxfordshire County dictatorship

[@BambooBrad]

Yea wtf is that law even

[@terrificspokesman7416]

@@BambooBrad ikr

[@DrewSavo]

Based on that clip, then surely they could’ve lodged a protest against it (and her) because she didn’t ask for the people who were against to vote. She just went “All in favor raise your hands. Motion passed.”

[@terrificspokesman7416]

@@DrewSavo She is a cruel dictator. She can't dictate people about what they eat. Even proper dictatorship countries don't do that.

[@deeeeeeeench1209]

Roasting the yanks gets no better

[@notme7728]

I've followed these 3 guys since I was born, and yet I never knew about the prank on Jeremy. Absolutely genius. Jeremy has to be one of the most difficult people to crack. I honestly believe if the soil actually crushed his car, he wouldn't have cared, as he said "I have other cars". Like I said, if they destroyed it, I'm 99.99% sure Jeremy would have been pissed, but would have made a joke about it somehow. Also thank god James is okay....

[@maxivy]

Shit take. He was furious on the verge of tears due to the restraint. And the entire prank was in awful taste, and was very mean spirited. You should read the other comments here and open your fucking eyes if you think it was genius, goober.

[@LukasB2504]

2, 4, 6, 8… 😂😂

[@trentweston8306]

Jezza likes Oasis! Why didn't he have them on the show? Also he didn't mention The Beatles on his list.

[@andybray9791]

When the trio were cool back then compared to now (since they split up and just before it)

[@alecmagill5337]

I just realized that in the KZbin clip from Argentina the guy is yelling “puto,” which is the male version of bitch

[@brianwormuth1903]

Actually america was discovered by Christopher Columbus but sailing under the Spanish flash

[@sopsantorian]

Proton Satria Neo bruhhhh

[@_Frozen_mamba_]

i would've started the range rover and driven down the field if i was jezza

[@Jupa]

Last one felt a bit off Did they pay for damages to his bloody car?

[@bennman11]

Last one gone to far. If someone dumped something on my car, that person would regret it very fast.

[@patrickadamcruz3406]

That's not gone well.

[@jacobmarzynski7719]

2:15 - 2…4…6…8 Jacki Smith’s husband likes to mast- I can’t do that one 😂😂

[@Joes8186]

They'd get a prison sentence if they did the bus one today in accordance to the government's new protest laws

[@ROOKTABULA]

3:45 Mentions their unibrow photocopy but not The Beatles?

[@alanchantiefighterskuanlia627]

I gave birth to soil every morning.

[@mrK163]

…WE INVENTED THE POLICE FORCE!

[@thebrummierailenthusiasts5329]

Yeah police officers were not impressed with them Protesting

[@superswag9861]

“2 4 6 8 Jaqui Smith’s husband likes to mast- I can’t do that one” rip my sides

[@YerZippersDown]

The first police force was in France

[@foppo100]

They have a point regarding busses most of them shit out black smoke and many councils don't give a toss.Hull is one example.