Top Gear - Funniest Moments from Series 14

[@donny8619]

Honestly they’re like 3 kids enjoying their childhood. The chemistry is just perfect

[@colbysteffens2976]

They are 3 children in adult bodies playing around

[@panzerhamster5814]

@@colbysteffens2976 with money :^)

[@knightgaming.42]

@@colbysteffens2976 well one got stuck half way but yeah

[@fvlse_]

That’s why the show works! Top gear wasn’t a car show, if was a show about Jeremy, Richard, and James. That’s why the “new too gear” won’t be a success.

[@captain_awesome2134]

I feel like if they didn't have the chemistry they have Top Gear would just be another generic reality show equivalent to what is on the History Channel nowadays

[@r.c.1881]

3:28 Clarkson: "as I sank into the ooze, my colleagues became increasingly concerned" Hammond and May: *hysterically laughing*

[@colbysteffens2976]

They are never considered of each other

[@ramenninja04]

@@benisddd9784 “lern” why don’t you as well buddy

[@gusic5095]

@@benisddd9784 oh the irony

[@Eddiee757]

@@gusic5095 ever head of a thing called a joke?

[@Eddiee757]

@@ramenninja04 ever heard of a joke?

[@ReadyPlayerDog]

James May repeatedly saying "don't touch it" as some kind of reflex never gets old

[@surkey5055]

Don't worry that's just the autism. I do the same thingm

[@skywolfx76]

​@@surkey5055can confirm, I too have it and I find it very irritating when someone touches my things leaving myself to say "look with your eyes, not your hands"

[@MoyaBrennan6825]

@@surkey5055 He has autism? Fr?

[@Leonf123]

Compilation anywhere ?

[@z-trip5457]

​@@MoyaBrennan6825Nah, he doesn't. Bit of an OCD though.

[@nilsolofsson3711]

James being so genuinely devastated that the trucks reversed into his Dacia made him run the fastest he has ever run 🤣 4:37

[@ps2bndled]

The way he also immediately sprang towards his Dacia makes this so much more hilarious

[@micktaylor9332]

You don't seriously believe James was seriously upset about the sandero do you? it was staged, it was all scripted. He wouldn't care less once the cameras stop and he can go home to his Ferrari and other cars he owns.

[@Brebgon]

@@micktaylor9332 He owned a Fiat Panda for many years. I believe James cares about small humble cars as well as the big and shouty super cars

[@micktaylor9332]

@@Brebgon yes I know, he also had a Ferrari f430 and a 458.

[@tigerbattle]

@@micktaylor9332 Just because he owns big expensive cars doesn't mean he can't care about and apprecieate small humble cars like the Dacia Sandero and the Fiat Panda. For god sake he went on about that Dacia for two years straight

[@shinespark1007]

7:38 "Uh, mate, it's supposed to be what's inside the car" "How do you know there ISN'T a horse's head in the boot?" - Jeremy

[@dr.bright6272]

He makes a good point

[@cristalmewtwo4160]

Because he did it to James' car in Africa with a cows head

[@beedubree2550]

tapped into his inner Partridge for that one

[@williamf5745]

8:45 3 seconds after getting into a car in GTA

[@rizqiprtm]

True 😂👌

[@theshadow6302]

Once I stole some poor chaps car because I felt like it and some guy blew it up while I was driving it and I got the insurance bill.

[@gala8903]

@@theshadow6302 why you lying

[@theshadow6302]

@@gala8903 I am not. It actually happened.

[@Marvelous02]

@@theshadow6302 yea yea, INSURANCE BILL FOR A CAR THAT YOU DONT OWN, THE FUQ.

[@djangofreemen5920]

2:53 that dog is adorable.

[@amon8400]

I could buy that for Hammond.

[@williamdewick4025]

It could be his present

[@jbowie3928]

From what episode is that?

[@alxuria]

What type of dog is that

[@djangofreemen5920]

@@jbowie3928 The Romanian road trip episode

[@Marktheburrito]

5:07 US Troops walking through the Vietnamese jungle.

[@JUSTBECAUSEMSQ]

Or maybe a British trooper

[@josephseed7550]

Yes because the Vietcong squeek

[@zbrookt]

@@josephseed7550 squeak squeak

[@mnisotajeep3122]

@@JUSTBECAUSEMSQ Perhaps a French soldier.

[@JUSTBECAUSEMSQ]

JoshuaTheGreat maybe...GIGN?

[@Purge_v3]

5:54 James's look of pure defeat and sadness...

[@3ZKZSting]

5:06 For how often some call Hammond small he had a huge amount of courage to stay in his rundown car for as long as he did with a creature from the underworld...

[@ActaNova]

What in the hell was it

[@cleverusername9369]

@@Khorne_on_the_cob sounded like quite a large insect to me

[@its_deer]

@@ActaNova sounded like a pretty angry beetle or some other insect

[@michaelzhang9806]

I’d jump out the car and blow it up if I heard that in there with me, I despise insects.

[@spannerintheworks850]

It's called a cicada I think

[@beowulf22]

4:39 to see James May running

[@JMG_86]

He runs like a Welshman ... doesn't he?

[@JetFalcon710]

Look at him go

[@p.sandratangkulung6451]

10:35 woOOWW?? wooOOW?? wooOOWW??? 🤣🤣 always gets me

[@headlights-go-up]

like japanese game show hosts

[@rogehmarbi]

TUA KOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@artos2861]

they somehow sound german 🤣

[@thatlazguy]

Thought this was Top Gear not Takeshi's Castle

[@SASMADBRUV7]

Richard sounds dutch at 10:30

[@Verzalux]

11:02 "James is killing Jeremy, but things are going well"

[@PrimusInvictus]

Lol

[@bungerroyale112]

13:11 probably one of my favourite jokes from this program. You definitely wouldn't get away with it now and that's why I love it so much

[@atilaszlo8288]

😂😂

[@mikerotch6068]

😂😂😂😂 thats amazing

[@nameless2619]

You can say that now though...

[@grqfes]

you could though..

[@ANGELOFDARKification]

​@@nameless2619 Nah it wouldn't be aired before the watershed

[@Everan614]

9:59 The true inspiration of how to film Tenet

[@ivemadeavowtoneverpullout9049]

I'm confident British confidence and sarcasm comes from hundreds of years of drunken global conquering

[@secretbaguette]

"Would you like some cannabis?"

[@kirbykilledgod]

It is

[@willimeister2553]

@@secretbaguette Opium perhaps?

[@TheArcher101]

We had to occupy our time somehow

[@mareksicinski3726]

drunken?

[@henry9119]

10:33 that run always gets me

[@maxmanmanus]

WOW? WOW!? WOW!

[@sirpixel7945]

​@@maxmanmanus Cavemen discovering fire for the first time:

[@Mr.Doodlebob]

The BBC'S very stringent anti drug and alcohol policy: Don't do drugs or promote drugs/alcohol on BBC broadcasts Jeremy Clarkson: Let's drink some weed alcohol while parked on the side of the road

[@nielspeterlyck592]

James immediately jumping on the offer for some swiss cannabis iced tea is legendary.

[@ftkingfish203]

Bottom Gear

[@fourscarlet7581]

@@ftkingfish203 Tonight on Bottom Gear:

[@zynifi]

@Apu Die Boer Lmfao

[@funkyfranx]

People drink all the time on BBC shows?

[@zoinksss1372]

“The Japanese seem to celebrate the fact that life is beautiful and tragically short. Much like Richard Hammond.” -James May

[@christopherherr7561]

So James thinks Hammond is beautiful.

[@JetFalcon710]

@@christopherherr7561 Sounds about right

[@JB-dp3or]

I think he was refering to Richard Hammond's crash record as well as him being short

[@hatepayroll395]

@@JB-dp3or I have no idea why I commented mb

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

@@christopherherr7561 he did enjoy taking Hammond out for a cruise

[@moronichybrid]

12:04 I like how Hammond just moves at like 1MPH on a skateboard and then flies out when he crashes.

[@johndoe-cj3rq]

It’s because he’s Hammond

[@normaloperations3484]

1:25 me and the boys standing infront of the class without a presentation to present

[@colbysteffens2976]

Oh my yes

[@丨匚卄匚几]

"The fourth one had all of our work but he's not here"

[@Car.V1]

😂😂

[@budakbaongsiah]

10:19 10:30 I'VE JUST REALIZED THAT HAMMOND WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY "LOOKOUT" BACKWARDS

[@SASMADBRUV7]

Love how he sounds dutch when doing it

[@kaddumills2259]

8:45 3 seconds after getting into a car in GTA

[@jamie8037]

@@kaddumills2259 stolen

[@djavosmash5755]

LOOOOuuukoutch!

[@StinkHatch5318]

@@kaddumills2259 Swiper no swiping!

[@tonton311]

That "looook out ! wow wow wow" at 10:24 always gets me, thanks for sharing you just made my day

[@Megaspartan23]

He sounds Swedish when he says "Look out!"

[@jamie8037]

What episode is that?

[@tonton311]

@@jamie8037 Series 14 episode 2

[@Dim4323]

Another pass

[@metalltitan]

Oh my sides :'D

[@DustGamezX]

Top gear is not Top gear without May, Hammond and Clarkson. Their chemistry, humour and distinct personalities is what made it so entertaining. Not just because it's a car show.

[@micktaylor9332]

Yes the new one Is garbage. They try to be like JC, JM and RH and it just doesn't work. Once the BBC kicked JC out, they should have just binned top gear. It was never going to work with new presenters no matter who they find to do it.

[@Shiro-wx5pw]

It's not top gear if you can't make bottom gear from it

[@boomeronet7888]

@@micktaylor9332 they knew top gear made money, they didnt understand what made it so good in the first place

[@KingArthurWs]

Whatever now we have Grand your that’s the same thing under a different name

[@errolprice9654]

I'm sure it was top gear before the trio of May Hammond and Clarkson and its still top gear now . Maybe not your favourite iteration of top gear but top gear it is .

[@anotheraccount4776]

“Did your co-presenter on your television program just attack you with a machete?” “Yes he did, he come to the window and he was quite cross” What a great verbal exchange

[@darthdonkulous1810]

Heee heee!

[@abdouamazigh7659]

"James is killing Jeremy, everything is going well" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@foggyj4474]

Should’ve gave him the plum liqueur and canabis before taking that trip

[@nathanclark4627]

10:33 that run always gets me

[@hermanwhitaker1700]

10:33 that run always gets me

[@kirbykilledgod]

Normal day in London

[@azisalive4972]

@@foggyj4474 Just the canna..

[@TehRuiAlv3z]

13:10 Childish and absolutely entertaining

[@raine12006]

Can I just be on your notifications for a sec?

[@boogiebot2279]

Count me in

[@dancearoundtheworld5360]

I didnt realize what that said, god above that was funny

[@GamingDualities]

@@dancearoundtheworld5360 I still dont understand but it is still funny :P canabis and plumbs?

[@michaelklass572]

@@GamingDualities the blue button he pushes says retard which he pushes when he says he is going to call him

[@zSprayzZ]

0:40 the way they talk about the picture cracks me up everytime

[@goleafs1993]

4:40 I've never seen James May move so fast lol

[@alexanderfrancois6868]

2:37 and that’s when he gained the ability to see smells

[@IgabodDobagi]

13:21 Jeremy: Listen, I can cheer you two up. Would you like some cannabis? James: Yes please. I always knew James was my favorite.

[@jamesprice2163]

Right I'd be sitting there like "ABSOLUTELY I BROUGHT MY OWN PIPE!"

[@weirdsciencethe2nd205]

He smokes on film he definitely buns herbs he lives in Hammersmith u can't not or u will get evicted its the law there I too am from Hammersmith good weed and shopping and really nice big houses and not too many housing estates the ones that are there is were the majority of weed comes from so it helps the community out really

[@ryanv1279]

@@ImmenseNihilist why do you hate weed?

[@Rasmos]

@@ImmenseNihilist its a waste of energy to hate it. just abstain and dont worry about what others do.

[@weirdsciencethe2nd205]

@@Rasmos yh it's there lungs what if they hate you for hating weed see not nice isit rli

[@FrancisMarcosGaming]

May looks like Rambo in that thumbnail 😂

[@BD-kw2kq]

Rambos accountant

[@Howlrunner82]

What do you mean "looks like" ? May is the original Rambo ^^

[@AnthroGearhead]

James Rambo

[@vaggelisgian]

You probably mean that Rambo tries to look like May in the Bolivia Special...

[@Mr2at]

And may not.

[@surungtaorencius8676]

6:03 this is actually the actual slow motion clip of a crash.

[@Jojo-vt7dv]

"This is the worst painting that I’ve ever seen” 10 seconds later "This is simply amazing”

[@TheChzoronzon]

I'm constantly amazed at how crappy things are, no problem

[@cleverusername9369]

Two things can be true at once.

[@yezki8]

7:03 **hits the back of his head** >OW MY CHEST

[@gammaraider]

Legend has it, that in Germany you are taxed 15 cents for every time you use a space in a sentence. "Doppelkupplungsgetriebe" is a fine example of tax dodging.

[@JetFalcon710]

Don't even get me started on the word for "steamboat captain"

[@MoyaBrennan6825]

@@JetFalcon710 What is the word for steamboat captain?

[@JetFalcon710]

@@MoyaBrennan6825 The actual translation is Dampfschiffkapitän, although the word I was thinking of was Donau­dampf­schifffahrts­elektrizitäten­haupt­betriebs­werk­bau­unter­beamten­gesellschaft

[@youribekker6351]

James and his dacia are a true lovestory

[@heartless604]

Credit to him for advertising a car most viewers can actually buy!

[@mhplayer]

James: THE DACIA SANDERO IS ON SALE! Jeremy: *GREAT* but anyway,

[@micktaylor9332]

That's just a running joke on the show, he's not into the sandero in real life. Everything they do is scripted.

[@ralcolfwolfcoon8207]

Oh. So them having fun and joking is scripted? Yeah right.

[@Rain-dz4tf]

3:13 the only time when Jeremy is shorter than Hammond

[@prettybird0238]

MAJIMAONIISAN

[@EleanorPeterson]

3:34 - "His plums are in the Amazon, look!" Nobody put those seven words together before Richard Hammond.

[@JetFalcon710]

That's a brand new sentence right there

[@ospreyphil8995]

As of 2023 his plums are no longer in Amazon……..

[@thegmanorgentleman6690]

@@ospreyphil8995where are his plums?

[@marcuskemp4009]

5:20 this is sheer terror

[@dt5beats892]

It’s also absolutely hilarious

[@localcrazyrussian4511]

13:11 Best of the clips imo

[@Gimlalvwot]

4:11 Hammond: 🅱️ Clarkson: *wheeze*

[@jonin2x]

E

[@b.luong2]

E

[@psylloz]

E

[@Lgnzzz]

E

[@Fallen_Chimera]

E

[@hippolytes3542]

7:11 Clarkson: the great Shakespearian actor

[@rickvandam3238]

When you finally get the big turd out

[@JetFalcon710]

Screenshot it and put some visual effects over it, and it could pass for a Renaissance painting

[@QingChina1]

Tonight on bottom gear I get the big turd out, Hammond and James laugh so m7ch thy fuc'in' die

[@imnotacannibal]

4:50 “I looked! But there wasn’t anything there!”

[@Tomi.762]

James: Can perfectly draw the test dummy pattern Hammond: Can replicate it to a recognizeable degree Jeremy: cock

[@nachoalvarez7171]

I think it would've been better if the cock was drawn on May instead

[@rubberdurrkie]

What a smooth transition at 2:46 when Jeremy goes from Being blind to washing his face in a fountain. Propper Good!

[@independentdeist2274]

Getting some of that clean fresh Communist water 😅

[@lohithArcot]

Stephen Hawking is a great bloke. Even though most of him doesn't work.

[@BA-ue8lh]

😂😂😂😂

[@joshadams3873]

He WAS a good bloke but some of him Didn't work

[@celestemonique8807]

Well none of him works now..

[@abramo7700]

Celeste Monique Well yeah but was still a great bloke

[@shilohstore6086]

I read this right when Jeremy said it I love when that happens

[@maximiliandort3489]

as a german, i am proud to announce that my first thought when hammond started spelling was indeed the good old DOPPELKUPPLUNGSGETRIEBE. Rolls right off the tongue. Also, beautifully ironic that this word describes a device to make gearshifts more smooth.

[@legion6211]

Dopplekdudagsjwjqjisksjsnjwain?

[@mklaver31]

Haha nice, same here from your dutch neighbor. Maybe a bit less smooth though ;)

[@grahamek86]

The slipping on the plank was probably one of the most authentic laughs I've had watching these guys.

[@A.I.Mmusic]

5:16 Frodo on his way through middle earth - crack edition.

[@Its_Me_Romano]

what was it tho

[@edwardhyde1886]

LMAO

[@bigoof6284]

" LoOOk oUt " "wOW wOW wOW"

[@TaterTate]

9:38 me that one time I had to explain to the police why my car went through a wooden fence and ended up upside in a shallow lake

[@pontusrobertsson650]

Can't get enough of Jeremy screaming when the paintballs hit him, laughing my ass off everytime

[@bmstylee]

That has to be one of the most painful things to happen to a guy.

[@robbutterill1426]

paintballs firing at 10000rpm gotta hurt😂

[@ross302ci]

Seriously it's like something you'd see Johnny Knoxville do! Part of what made these three so legendary was that they didn't shy away from doing some dangerous stuff, and somehow the insurance didn't get in the way either.

[@lordjimbo2]

I love how, out of context, it's basically "Man Being Hit In Groin" from the Simpsons, and it's INCREDIBLE.

[@coolL9457]

"Plum liquoir and cannabis". James May is a treasure to the UK and we must protect him at all costs.

[@johninenglish8236]

2:15 man in deep pain KZbin captions: [music]

[@BigfootisReal88]

KZbin dont feel the pain.

[@Wolfganger]

Bruh

[@straethyen]

"Belt of Many Things". Sounds like James May is a D&D player

[@commissarbucket]

Welp, time to give my party a new item

[@allenbackbone]

@@commissarbucket it should always contain a shoe polishing kit with kiwi shoe polish.

[@secretbaguette]

Machete of Dejeremy

[@DoktrDub]

7:00 - me trying to convince my parents that I’m in too much pain to go to school

[@JetFalcon710]

*"Ow my nose"*

[@akuaduck]

*in a hamster voice* "Ow my chest"

[@Jeremy_Hill_2020]

0:26 don't touch it 10:57 if you see James carrying a machete, run 12:07 😂😂

[@JetFalcon710]

If I saw anyone carrying a machete like that, I'd completely vanish

[@A.U.P.F]

Why did Hammond fall in slow motion 😂

[@sidekickstreams]

6:30 crash test has my crying

[@qbmac2306]

5:09 "Well that's ironic because there's something on the radio squeaking at me"

[@priceschubert]

The crash slo mo is absolutely golden

[@owenb7911]

me: "hey whats the wi-fi password for this place?" my mate: 3:53

[@A_xothermic]

its litterally bang on too

[@LtRyanPYT]

Then you have to re-do it because you forgot a capital letter or two 💀

[@khodibregonje5974]

10:55 uk drill at its finest

[@brundonsmith3830]

13:53 "Plum lacquer AND Cannabis"

[@CharlieKeoghOG]

Clarkson - "What is that ?" May - "Dont touch it, thats a dentail heath care kit" Hammond - "Whats this?" May - "Dont touch it just ask, that is a shoe polishing kit" Hammond & Clarkson - "What !?!" absolute legends

[@xmlthegreat]

"His plums are in the Amazon!" hahaha foreshadowing!

[@johngoodwin8246]

Love at 10:50 James applies the handbrake but just keeps on rolling 🤣

[@indigoblues8454]

0:56 oh my god I love top Gear 😂👌 This entire scene is gold

[@DatW268]

9:13 Lmfao those guy behind Clarkson, May, Hammond cosplaying Republic People's YMCA 🤣

[@BillyButcher951]

James “Machete” May will always catch me off guard and make me laugh uncontrollably

[@aashishbabu4196]

10:30 my last three brain cells trying to keep me alive

[@JetFalcon710]

"wooOOOW? wooOOOOW?! woOOOW!"

[@Superstudio284]

These 3 should be on the new £20 note.

[@fetchstixRHD]

If the quote isn’t “bollocks” then I’m writing a furious complaint to the Bank of England 🤬

[@omega1575]

It should be Hammonds forehead, James’s hair covering his face, and Clarksons chin

[@mstr-rptr]

The "Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust" episode was pure genius and still probably the best skit on Top Gear.

[@risingdawn5259]

Jeremy scared by literally the least scary thing in all of creation, and Hammond vs the bug have me in tears.

[@raphaelmcgrath7135]

He was genuinely scared

[@superscope27]

Hammond calling people out in tracksuits is great. Gets me everytime.

[@nathanclark4627]

3:51 the word he was looking for was "doppelkupplungsgetriebe" which is German for Dual-Clutch Transmission

[@Grant_Gold]

Couldnt think of an original comment could u

[@lars6261]

It's word for word the top comment

[@michaelbreckshot6589]

"I could buy that for Hammond" Aww, poor puppy. Hell I would take that puppy in myself

[@doodoodoodadada7872]

3:43 It's the Doppelkupplungsgetriebe, which is German for dual-clutch transmission...

[@patrixstar6182]

4:10 For everyone wondering he was spelling doppelkupplungsgetriebe or dual clutch transmission

[@smeshsmesh9695]

8:02 they were trying to get that dead cat off his head

[@insufferableserpent3088]

Underrated comment xD

[@Free_Krazy]

I love these guys discussing art. It's like they are actually discussing something and understanding eachother lol

[@danny_decheeto8300]

“They became increasingly concerned” Them: laughing

[@arteonyx]

sarcasm

[@adamrahrich2686]

The Stephen Hawking joke hits even better now lol

[@Vann_Scale_Modeling]

11:20 Blues Brothers vibes... "you there! On the motorbike! You 2 girls!"

[@AnthroGearhead]

"Hammond had more to worry about than the heat" 4th presenter: im scared of the forest

[@jackvanepps7301]

Who Chris Harris?

[@AnthroGearhead]

@@jackvanepps7301 no

[@billylewis319]

That dog vibin, and Clarkson's reaction is my personal favourite

[@bigchungus8136]

4:18 Bob Ross would be proud of you Hammond!

[@crazyspace6792]

I love Clarkson slowly sinking to his doom as Hammond and James just laugh.

[@storballen4449]

5:40 whaen youre doing a school project and our mates bust in

[@foggyj4474]

1:13 it’s too early in the video for me to be laughing this hard 😭😭😭

[@Truck_person]

6:39 when a shot from a german tiger 2 tank bounces off the side of a US army sherman and the sherman crew thinks there gonna die

[@jameswilliams9685]

Watching Jeremy hit himself in the eye with that 'perfume' damn near killed me XD

[@sooperdude22]

Love that thumbnail for the video. "A man who sleeps beside a machete is a fool every night except one." - Unknown

[@reubenrozeyt5716]

3:32 "Became increasingly concerned"

[@localboys7449]

13:33 "Swiss Cannabis Iced Tea" Alluding to "Swiss Hemp Iced Tea.." ;)

[@idkusername2795]

You find that drink everywhere, walk 100 meters in a city and u find a place that sells that.

[@localboys7449]

idkusername27 it’s an old joke among Englishmen “sugar honey iced tea” spells what?

[@idkusername2795]

Didn’t get it at first, I’m not so English.

[@4581-z8w]

10:19 TWACOOL!

[@HAZZRVAL]

LOOCAWT!

[@moyaosullivan5771]

"Don't touch it" 😂😂😂 may loves his belt

[@bigobloks1656]

1:47 i loved this special

[@MrJude9]

which special was it?

[@bigobloks1656]

@@MrJude9 the Bolivia special

[@vinblick1251]

13:05 😂😂 oh cock I didn't turn it off

[@rudexbruiser2604]

4:42 that's the quickest I've seen james move