Hammond and May try to build Lego cars while downing shots

[@Drivetribe]

Would you like to see more of this type of video on our channel?

[@yusha27]

Definitely. Yes please.

[@twincammikev]

Yes....is this live now...

[@OscarRodriguez-pj8wp]

Yeeeeessss!!

[@sotirismp2883]

Yos

[@derksgarage]

This is amazing. Please keep it up! I think I can speak for most automobile enthusiasts that James/Richard/Jeremy and ANYTHING is something we want more of!

[@EwalkGT]

Clarkson was gonna join but the producers didn’t want to have to use Duplo

[@notdeath1877]

Lol that's fucked

[@Tjalve70]

And he insisted on using a hammer.

[@jacobsamson257]

I laughed too hard at this

[@Sauron666]

Clarkson drunk live on youtube? That will be epic

[@potato1341]

Bold of you to assume clarkson knows how to use Duplo

[@seanwilliams5711]

I really really rreaaalllyyyy want to watch Jeremy , James and Richard play drunk monopoly

[@goddimmus]

I am down!

[@woohooo9984]

Yes

[@possessedslig]

That would end in violence 😂

[@seanwilliams5711]

@@possessedslig that gives even more reason 😂

[@darrianweathington1923]

thats exactly how the war of the roses happened.

[@andrewmamarella905]

3:11 James hiding Richards legos like a 5 year old 😂

[@LordHoth_90]

He pulled a Clarkson 😂

[@iGrunt]

I freaking died laughing after James accused Hammond of taking his lego

[@erazn9077]

@@iGrunt 3:52

[@FarmYardGaming]

hahaha

[@brendamilloy2557]

Yes, I had to re-run that bit just to make sure I really saw James do that. 👀

[@loverbluey439]

I just watched 1 hour and 24 minutes of 2 old dudes getting drunk and playing with Legos live and I don't regret a second of it

[@kurtsoderberg]

Classic!

[@jetblack8250]

Seulgi

[@carlgenis514]

It was aired a year ago so technically it’s not live feed when you watched it

[@ryanconditt7817]

Ben Ellison legos

[@sablatnic8030]

@@ryanconditt7817 Mooses

[@First_person_shooter]

"FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS NOT TOP GEAR" should be the name of the next season of The grand tour

[@First_person_shooter]

@Hayden Hayden nice

[@WELLINGTON20]

⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ your name can be reported

[@First_person_shooter]

@@WELLINGTON20 did it hurt your feelings to see my name cross over the recommended section

[@linkbro4374]

your name is brilliant.@@First_person_shooter

[@tbomb2336]

love the username, but its annoying

[@ezraong713]

Hammond: This is definitely not vodka Also Hammond: Put the vodka down

[@CLK944]

Hammond again: yes it is vodka

[@allieryan1348]

Some random fatass asian “its not cold vodka”

[@glassyxanderplaysminecraft8340]

FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS NOT VODKA

[@phantomechelon3628]

Too much vodka will do that to you... :D

[@michealfeeney8920]

well, that is a rather unfair handicap, asking either May or Hammond to put the vodka down; given that "THIS IS NOT VODKA DUE TO THE SOLICITORS ADVICE" in comparison to the two of them competing in any way to out do that ponce Clarkson?

[@AnnaMarianne]

When Richard was recovering from his brain injury, he assembled lego cars. The first one was a large green tractor that James gave him in the hospital, because James correctly guessed it would help his brain recover.

[@annnee6818]

Aaww. That's a cute story. Richard loves tractors so he knew it would motivate him. That's quite sweet

[@futurecat]

True brother

[@AlbertAlbertB.]

He literally put his brain back together.

[@clementpoon120]

sweeeeeeet

[@marvincool3744]

Male friendships are the best. My neighbor and I exchange cheesesteaks and home brewed beer.

[@catriona_drummond]

Clarkson did not take part because you cannot assemble LEGO by shouting at it.

[@TheBasher-_-]

Lmfaooo good one. 😂😂😂

[@fabbapro]

Yeah he should try with avengers

[@miat9301]

you cant assemble lego using a hammer as well

[@GeauxRilla]

Or a 🔨

[@ukovertkill]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Hoolygan4ever]

These two playing with lego gets bigger rating than Top Gear these days

[@quenvanwijk]

Yeah, because the greatest thing about top gear was THEM

[@Pet_Hedgehog]

@Matthew Barrick dont give them ideas, they will do it!

[@andrewlarose851]

I just watched 3/2 hours of them building LEGO shit and I have yet to get half way trough a new top gear episode

[@reakasy7016]

@@andrewlarose851 "3/2 hours" I mean, you're not _wrong,_ but it still _feels_ wrong.

[@Mclvn21091]

Top Gear died, did it not?

[@dench115]

5 shots later...(25:33) “ I’m Richard Hammond and he’s James May” “I’m James May” “He is James May”

[@razvi3671]

Lol

[@MMMBaka]

Lol

[@kaiipop4762]

Lol

[@lukea7719]

Lol

[@maxreece2402]

Lol

[@isabellefiddy2378]

i love how hammond talks to may like a very patient dad

[@Ellamarss]

He has two teen daughters I think he has to be 😂

[@familybills2908]

Me too!

[@mschr2880]

Hammond really is the born radio host, repeating every 3.5 minutes what is going on.

[@abaxcool1323]

last time he worked on radio he crashed the van

[@156football]

"if you've just joined us"

[@ezn]

Pretty sure thats cos of his short term memory loss due to his many crashes.

[@alperenbulbul6367]

I been driving in my car listening to Jeremy Clarkson

[@joegrimes9232]

It's just his age.

[@guharup]

Its impressive how Hammond holds his mind even as he drinks more and more while James has sort of let it go

[@BluntAnims]

To be fair James drank a lot more then Hammond did.

[@guharup]

Yeah. Go May!

[@kokodjamba6657]

As told by Jeremy, "Hammond is slightly less of an alcoholic" =D

[@IkkeUnEr]

Hammond just goes way unfiltered 😂

[@KaladinVegapunk]

Hahaha i like the PCH question, Oxnard is a half hour south of me in SB, everyone does call the 1 that

[@Xanderulz]

"Aren't you glad the internet was invented dear viewers, so that an elderly man in glasses could talk to you about a children's toy with authority, knowledge, and confidence. We're all better for that." -Hammond 2019

[@LynxSnowCat]

Yes; Tim's toy collection on the GrandIllusions channel is a treat.

[@ameliad5915]

Yes 🕺

[@bosworthlast2347]

did he say that before or after claiming he found the first ever mistake?

[@natstar7864]

Funny thing is internet was invented before Hammond was born was used by the miltary.

[@sahil7503]

Lol

[@LiveFreeOrDieDH]

32:05 "I've never wanted to do anything quickly." Captain Slow lives up to his name 🤣🤣🤣

[@jaykparikh37]

those of you who wish clarkson was here i imagine this is what we're missing at the start "i am LITERALLY the best at lego all of you will be eating humble pie" 20 minutes in "this is LITERALLY the stupidest toy ever invented there's no sense in it whatsoever"

[@ka2rwp]

Fun doesn't need to make sense.

[@MyRegardsToTheDodo]

@0 0 The next day he calls in sick with pneumonia again.

[@KrillLiberator]

Wow - imagine if Jezza was the PUSA... can you imagine?

[@joegrimes9232]

Fair

[@charuhaschitale4246]

SPEEEEDDDDDD

[@Exarhadsgfds]

27:34 Hammonds loses part 33:42 James picks it up and puts it in his pile We found it boys

[@alexcurtis1898]

Hahahaha

[@rehankhan4233]

3:10 james hides the piece haha

[@sfoster.23]

3:10

[@jimmythedog2882]

Awsome

[@pepijnschmidt3050]

It is solved!

[@Jackhintze06]

“Nine to sixteen year olds can do this in 25 minutes” “Yeah, well they’re not drinking vodka while they do it” “....they probably are, actually”

[@danzig3764]

They are drinking “for legal real reasons, not vodka”

[@M17_Max]

@Robman5105 its just alcoholic potato juice

[@MK-ys2vz]

Its funny because i downed my first bottle of vodka with my friends when i was 10.. but i never played with lego in my life :D

[@lucastheemperor4443]

@@MK-ys2vz Propably nothing to be proud of :DD

[@Jaszczomb52]

@@MK-ys2vz Yeah funny XD

[@rory4016]

Seeing these guys adapt to the new form of digital media is legendary

[@dic_tater376]

James gets the question right and drinks anyway. Tier 1 alcoholic

[@Fixided]

He's just thirsty for *WATER*

[@esdisaysaloha]

Remember when James drunkenly beat Gordon Ramsay in a fish pie cook-off? He was just trying to gain advantage here.

[@dic_tater376]

@@esdisaysaloha ya that was a funny episode 😀

[@x7boarder925]

You ever get to the point playing beer pong where the other team couldn't make a cup and you just drink because your thirsty. That was where James was at.

[@Pepitobenito]

Respect.

[@Getfarmed420]

That young lad has the best job ever, feed alcohol to two of Britain's best personalities 😂

[@TheHoggcast]

He's a fantastically attractive young man as well.

[@aliciaddeniseable]

Do we know who he is? Is he related to Hammond? I know it’s not his kid he has 2 daughters.

[@Som09mer]

AliciaDD I think he just works there

[@QUARTERMASTEREMI6]

@@aliciaddeniseable I think he just works there at DriveTribe. I searched his name and found it! Apparently, he's DriveTribe's content producer(?) Not sure, but here's his profile: drivetribe.com/u/kY2wQf4gRTC6HE36nirV4A

[@joegrimes9232]

I'd say second only to Hammond's dyed hair that makes him look like Ming the inadequacy :P It stole the screen

[@sidharthrao9005]

If the producers brought Clarkson, he would bring his bottle of tequila and the label would read: “For legal reasons, this is not urine”

[@ZackJenkins]

Did you work for the show or something? That sounds spot on.

[@P_Beard_5961]

Or, this is not pneumonia

[@Treyway31201]

Just the way they both open their boxes shows you alot about their personalities.

[@familybills2908]

yep! i rewatched that part sev times!

[@hulksmash8942]

Interesting fact : Clarkson isn't on this video because he was immediately disqualified when he asked for a hammer .

[@langazulu8751]

Around

[@thephoenixsystem6765]

"Hi Jeremy, John P. Drivetribe here - we're thinking of getting you guys on to do a LEGO build race and a trivia drinking game at the same time and stream it over the internet. Would you be interested?" "Cgghhan I bring a hammer?" "DISQUALIFIED."

[@joshoprayy]

Honestly a Jeremy, Richard and James podcast would be incredible and probably really successful

[@TheMusicalKnokcers]

no because Jeremy is a jerk and always wants all the light so he would ruin it. Being funny doesnt excuses that.

[@joshoprayy]

TheMusicalKnokcers Top gear and the grand tour is all scripted Jeremy doesn’t purposely steal the light he basically just plays an exaggerated version of himself

[@Clay3613]

@@joshoprayy More like staged, you can't be reading a script by the side of the road in a hostile country.

[@joshoprayy]

Clay3613 What a dumb pedantic comment, every tv show or movie is scripted but you don’t see them holding the actual script in the film hahaha

[@bluefalcongaming5946]

theyve done a radio show

[@willc8846]

All of Hammond’s “if you’ve just joined us” 1:39 5:21 7:01 12:10 14:24 16:21 19:04 25:27 30:48 45:04 46:03 59:39 1:05:49 1:13:28

[@MrMiD.Life.Crisis]

Good work Sir, glad someone has timestamped the important bits ;) . Im only commenting coz i wanna say 'Pool for prem this year!!!! Hope youre good.

[@willc8846]

K. Mid genuinely hope Liverpool win, think we deserve it after last year

[@ballsackgameing]

I am a Liverpool fan too,hope they win the 19/20 season this year.And true,he does say “if you’ve just joined us” a lot.

[@ZackJenkins]

😆😆🤣🤣

[@trevgev]

And 7:01 😂

[@tilio9380]

It has been over a year now and we the people DEMAND a sequel!

[@bluename9657]

Two years actually

[@leontingen6145]

SequelS 😉

[@calijguyman]

how about a trilogy?

[@Gtort82]

Five years

[@Filipe1020]

I love "For legal reasons this is not vodka", great brand.

[@egeo.9645]

Yes, I personally like the AlcoholOffSmirnoff or AbsolutNoAlcohol brands.

[@plootoisaplanet]

I personally like “this does not contain alcohol and it is not whiskey”. Great brand

[@FrankDad]

Grand tour’s For Legal Reasons, This Is Not Vodka Vodka. Would buy 10/10

[@calebnewcombe191]

It’s angry water

[@Combatting]

@@FrankDad This has nothing to do with TGT though :L

[@marcelbernhard398]

2 old drunken mens steal Lego pieces from each other.

[@omega1575]

Their not drunk (For legal reasons)! Cause that’s not vodka (for legal reasons)

[@protalukoriginal4560]

@@omega1575 but they still *DRUNKENEN*

[@yammmit]

Omega157 They’re*

[@kransurfing]

@@yammmit The'ire'yre'are

[@lavishmctavish4905]

@@yammmit Funny how you skipped OPs "mens", and went right through to "They're". If you are going to correct someone, do it right :D.

[@kinggee8428]

"We will be doing this for 20 mins " Me:(looks down) 1hr 24 mins. Hummmmmmmmmmmmm

[@domino52o26]

* *Insert pewdz whirlpool editing effect* *

[@RaceSmokie]

aaaaaaaaand they didnt made it, lol

[@RaceSmokie]

@NoNoNoNii *English btw :)

[@beejan5328]

king gee 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@beejan5328]

NoNoNoNii haha no need to be a dick bro. We’re all just here watching these videos for fun. If he doesn’t know the language perfectly yet, he’s damn well doing great. Be more positive man 🤙

[@richarddabkowski2896]

I like how optimistic Richard was in saying they'd finish in 20 min. Even 26 minutes into it, he's still saying they'd finish in 20.

[@potato1341]

"Over the next... 20 minutes? We will build these lego sets" *1 hour and 24 minute long video*

[@tactics-mnk6084]

Potato 🥔

[@RestingBitchface7]

Time slows down with non-vodka.

[@Rizon1985]

Well it's something where they're the most dinosaur in actually. They're a generation that can't imagine people would want to see 90 minutes content and certainly not this content. They're not completely old farts but after a whole career in television, it's normal you have no idea about online content and it's viewers.

[@RestingBitchface7]

@@Rizon1985 I'm not a dino. I watched the whole thing and thought it was hilarious.

[@blindpotato6578]

You was faster, cousin

[@DasObscure]

I nearly fell over at 32:37 when Hammond imitates a car horn xD it's such a fantastic rendition of an evacuation alarm lol

[@PR-it2ys]

This is such a great summation of their friendship. I’m waiting on that evacuation alarm to occur.

[@ogb137]

It broke my ears

[@numberyellow]

Not sure if he did it on purpose, but back in the old days (like back around when they were invented), car horns actually did sound like that.

[@edward002gaming]

actually, that siren is called the Klaxon horn(I forgot the spelling) the kind of horn that was equipped from 1900 to 1929 cars

[@DasObscure]

@@numberyellow yeah I was thinking something like that after I posted, that they probably actually did use to sound like that considering you actually had to squeeze to honk to get the AOOOGA sound (later it was still similar, just automated).

[@PhDJester]

When James May said “I think the winner is vodka.” I really felt that.

[@bigrunx8267]

It do be like that.

[@HH-tw6sn]

1:23:52

[@gen2mediainc.577]

richard hammond has the remarkable ability to look more like a cartoonish pirate each passing year

[@cleverusername9369]

Having watched "A Massive Hunt" I'm pretty sure he would take that as a tremendous compliment

[@FoxGAMING-NTF]

31:20 James: _Get in you plastic bitc--_ Hammond: *NOO!*

[@-BMS-]

True professionals

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

New drinking game idea- take a shot every time Richard says "If you've just joined us" and James says "it's not my question" or hums the Countdown theme.

[@itzKylers]

I’d rather live

[@sandyhollas7259]

🤣🤣

[@adsyoffinch]

I've just got out of hospital after doing this at Christmas...

[@naturally_roisin]

Add to this: > every time James says "are you _sure?"_ > every time Richard responds to his name with "hellooo!"

[@coltonjacobs5383]

If Jeremy was here, he would try to build something completely different from the manual and then start yelling at the pieces for not working together correctly.

[@GhostEye31]

Dont forget hitting all of them with a hammer.

[@KoriEmerson]

He'd build a penis on wheels.

[@YourOldUncleNoongah]

Oh how I wish he was there!

[@Rodutchi]

Hahaaahahaa

[@ghaisali5003]

i think we all know what kind of stuff he would built.

[@s_damen4140]

I appreciate xander for protecting the two of them from themselves, at the point where they could no longer tell how full the shots were he started pouring smaller shots.

[@brubrulani]

Party pooper

[@East16]

@@brubrulani yeah saving them from brain damage is very party pooper-esk

[@brubrulani]

@@East16 bro, they are adults. Go to China if you want protection

[@jamiepipkin9953]

@@brubrulani no dont go to china cant afford another lockdown

[@kevintablet743]

​@@brubrulaniabsolute massive clown

[@thetuguar]

31:21 - Get in, you plastic bi- - NO

[@razvi3671]

Lol

[@randomdude9269]

''Oh, sorry''

[@DanielAyy]

Hammond was ready

[@dilyanatashkova74]

HAHAHAHAH

[@DivingDog0]

**opens video** **randomly skips to 14 minutes in** "Hi. If you're just joining us..."

[@kylefosnaugh4148]

DivingDog0 you could have skipped anywhere in the video and heard that 😂😂

[@709mash]

That's why Hammond is a great presenter

[@stephenbianchi7141]

Yaknow, in case you were just flipping through the channels on your remote

[@Carbheaton]

It was a live stream I’m pretty sure

[@nighthawkarts]

51:40 Richard tells the kid he’s over playing his part and he just freezes in shame

[@mr.noseybonk8716]

Ik. I thought it was a joke at first but it clearly isn't. Poor kid, he was just trying to have a laugh with them and was told off. Pretty sure it isn't the last time he got told off either.

[@skull20002000]

@@esstan7720 You can have a laugh with them without being annoying. It's so obvious he desperately craves attention and wants to be in the shot as much as possible. This is about James and Richard. He's the help... So why does he prance around making noise and not taking any of the multiple hints over an hour in length of time and just do his job.

[@zjjohnson3827]

I still feel quite bad for him tho Imagine getting to not just be in a room with these guys but also to interact with them and you get told off when you try to at least make them laugh or something Kind of like a nightmare where you finally get to meet a celebrity but then you do something horribly embarrassing

[@natalie6117]

I love that Hammond knows James so well that he knew he was gonna curse before the words even came out of his mouth so he yelled “NOO!” while James simultaneously cursed. 🤣🤣 31:22

[@siobhanhenry9094]

I was laughing hysterically at this as it happened and even went and played it again for my fiance ahhaha

[@natalie6117]

@@siobhanhenry9094 haha yesss it was so funny!!! 🤣 I just love these two!

[@zjjohnson3827]

It’s so wholesome I can’t bear it 😭😂😍

[@natalie6117]

@@zjjohnson3827 same, I love these two!!

[@jwvandegronden]

3:10 Evil Genius! He's so competitive as long as he's not driving a vehicle...

[@sumnerevans]

I don't know how this comment isn't more upvoted. I had to rewatch it to make sure it was real!

[@FlintF]

@@sumnerevans The guys have worked together for years, they know each other well; you can hear Hammond smile.

[@ridanann]

Hammond being slightly rude give the crew the incentive to not reveal basically wire watch these guys they write everything but it looks natural uses so many pro wrestling tricks in Top Gear / Grand Tour which are obviously nothing alike in any way whatsoever legal disclaimer now as long as I don't say f*** the BBC whoops

[@will16320]

That was sneaky af wasn't it

[@satevo462]

And then accusing Hammond of doing exactly what he just did seconds before...

[@JohnMcMahon.]

These two build Lego like they drive. Hammond gets ahead, then crashes and has to catch up again. Then repeats. May just trundles along explaining how he's trundling along.

[@Sii6X]

John McMahon clarkson would smash his with a hammer

[@17thSzAdDaM]

Clarckson: SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEED and POOOOOOOOOOWER!!!!!!!!!

[@maximecollet30]

Buffeting

[@siobhanhenry9094]

Underrated comment it's too accurate ahahah

[@trekker105]

May: As you can see, I've done this properly.

[@WhisperUK]

"Don't be so bitter, Hammond" said James, bitterly.

[@justintansley3988]

1:06:58 May going on the typical "I am drunk but I love you so much" tangent

[@danielrodriguezperez8655]

Theory: I should be studying maths. Reality: I'm watching two men in their 50's building a Lego car and getting drunk

[@stpbasss3773]

You need to study something else because maths isn't a word, there is not plural word for math it's just math no matter how much you're doing.

[@danielrodriguezperez8655]

@@stpbasss3773 Thanks for the correction, but no need to be a jerk...

[@updog5599]

@@stpbasss3773 Maths is what we call it outside of the US.

[@randam1005]

@@stpbasss3773 The full word is Mathematics so therefore Maths is an abbreviation (and not a plural form) we use outside the US.

[@kingoftheworld5753]

I have my midterm assignment due in 2 and a half hours.

[@joespittle1]

Take a shot everytime Hammond reminds us what we are watching

[@CETravelGames]

my blood alchohol levels are through the roof

[@darrianweathington1923]

of legally not vodka

[@sahermerchant]

I am dead

[@Pissoff915]

Take one every time they lose their train of thought, too

[@foreigndaruma9825]

Because he's a blithering professional.

[@valfreyja2107]

I love that Hammond is stuck in a loop of re-explaining exactly what they are doing every few minutes 🤣

[@cleverusername9369]

If you've just joined us, Hammond is updating us on the current goings on.

[@uplink44]

We have this saying in Poland: "The only thing worse than warm vodka is a very warm vodka".

[@salvatorevulcano3655]

honestly though fuck warm vodka

[@dougjb7848]

@uplink44 What about very warm for legal reasons definitely-not-vodka?

[@709mash]

Gets the job done though lol.

[@TheJtjensen]

warm vodka is better then no vodka.

[@tlawlor8945]

Quarantine 2020 I'm booooooored but not this bored

[@gaborstaudinger2927]

I loooooove James May. He is definitely a dying breed.

[@jimmythedog2882]

Truely a king

[@zoinksss1372]

One of my favorite James May quotes is: “The Japanese celebrate the fact that life is beautiful and tragically short. Much like Richard Hammond.” Check out his “Our Man in Japan” series, and i think he also did a cooking show or something like that

[@lindamitchell6671]

Bruh

[@Spo8]

He's a dying breed because he has the soul of a 105 year old.

[@naturally_roisin]

@@Spo8 An old soul indeed ☺ there's none like him around anymore. Pity for us younger ladies imo.

[@Gerald_Kraus]

Jeremy wasn't in this because you can't build legos with a hammer.

[@HUNKragor]

He would bloody try though

[@abalakrishnan4152]

He wasn't doing it because to him LEGOS are considered manual labor

[@rantymcrant-pants9536]

Lego is a singular and plural.

[@rantymcrant-pants9536]

@@Gerald_Kraus 1. Yes it is. 2. Yes, and in this case lego is both

[@Balaz5HUN]

Because there are no lego duplo technic kits

[@julieannfaehealing]

When I’m sad and need a distraction I come back to this joyful video ❤

[@5Andysalive]

They have absolutely no idea... how entertaining this is.

[@endurogod-r1e]

Wym they were talking about the concepts potential, acknowledging that its entertaining.

[@5Andysalive]

@@endurogod-r1e 1:14:56

[@mariogeling2713]

Jeremy is not joining because Lego has no hammer 😂🤣😂

[@barry1369]

Mario Geling and it involves manual labour

[@seanr4364]

Or because he might drink the whole bottle aha. Thx for likes

[@ahmadshaeelakhtar9715]

And speed and power cannot be used either

[@onemilemore541]

Agreed. And because you wouldn't be able to hear anyone else over Jeremy yelling at the legos, calling them rubbish!

[@captaintraction4024]

Speed! POWER!!! COME ON! PLEEEEEEEEESSSS

[@mahkus]

James may- "the seal is broken and it has been filled with water" *Continues to try break seal*

[@scottowens398]

That poor seal, just let him swim!

[@Shakes-Off-Fear]

59:29 May: In a minute, you’ll go ‘Oh no, I’ve done that all wrong’ 1:02:42 The prophecy has been fulfilled.

[@GoGetYourShinebox]

Only took 3 mins lool

[@egeerdem8272]

3:10 lol james hides hammonds parts under the table

[@Exophobias]

The bugger did cheat!

[@PianoKwanMan]

It's like the heated seat game all over again

[@egeerdem8272]

@@PianoKwanMan lol I thought of that too

[@bleack8701]

without context that sounds.....interesting

[@deliriumguiness]

My first thought when the video started, do this and confuse the other one blaming it on the not vodka.

[@Taylor-sv7tm]

Amazing how the video is 7 months old yet they are still live. Unbelievable

[@SweWince]

Some say they're still live today

[@lilibra6224]

Am i live

[@nastyrex4302]

@@lilibra6224 or are you just fantasy?

[@vishnuanand1583]

@@nastyrex4302 caught in a landslide

[@AJ-sw8pm]

@@vishnuanand1583 no escape from reality

[@jameslkerr]

So, those whom were NOT paying close enough attention ... 3:11 James May stealthily slides one of Richard Hammond's packs off the table. Then at 3:52 accuses Hammond of doing it to him, and again at 4:58. Epic skills! Hammond then spends THREE FULL MINUTES from 5:12 to 8:12 trying to figure that out.

[@jonnnyonion]

Haha good eye bro he's sly that James may 😂😂😂

[@mpowell7934]

James May James May stealing from the rich...:D

[@josephbradshaw3294]

That was slick than asks Richard did you take my...

[@Valhalla.Studio]

and he still lost lol

[@skarenfly]

"oh that's the bag I knocked on the floor earlier, sorry" *giant shit-eating grin*

[@justforever96]

I didn't actually expect to watch all this video. But I did. These guys are just so wonderful together. I feel like this is a glimpse of something closer to their actual personalities.

[@PanickedTato]

"Over the next 20-minutes" 1-hour later "How long have we been doing this?"

[@GrrMeister]

*It's hard for me to see how this could succeed to become a 'Series' on Prime Time TV !*

[@SwagJaws]

1:05:50 btw

[@PanickedTato]

@@SwagJaws Really?!?

[@SwagJaws]

@@PanickedTato Just giving people the timestamp if they're curious

[@PanickedTato]

@@SwagJaws Sorry, I was feeling snarky. :)

[@Soren015]

An hour and a half of the world's most patient man babysitting two grumpy middle-aged drunks. I feel like Xander is the star of this quiz.

[@cleverusername9369]

He overplayed his role

[@unfurling3129]

@@cleverusername9369 Perfect retort

[@paulgeare6035]

This is one of the funniest and most compelling 84 minutes of "TV" I have ever seen. Please do it again with Clarkson. I know he'll just get sozzled, complain endlessly, and yell "POWER!" a lot, but it will still be hilarious.

[@jaya8352]

No Clarkson because he would have punched someone by the end.

[@ThePigeon5734]

@@jaya8352 wow come on he punched one person once. shut up about it.

[@renz1013]

And were brought back to the old studio with all the old equipment named "For legal reasons this is not top gear" written over it alogside "For legal reason were not calling him the stig" written over the stig

[@JakeFromYoutube]

You know him and May would talk about "The War" too🤣 and I'm pretty sure Jeremy would use a hammer at some point 🤣

[@jameshancock6745]

@@jaya8352 shut up

[@-BOOMA-]

The best moment for me was James May saying "nope were not driving home tonight... but I will be making something on my lathe tonight" 😂😂😂 I was in stitches lol

[@mateosuarez7761]

32:36 me: wears earphones Hammond: earrape it is

[@jim.659]

lmao

[@eliasbarton2758]

I didnt have headphones but that "horn" noise was loud af 😂

[@vdmur7952]

hahaha

[@julius6889]

Now that's a sound worthy of earrape

[@natalie6117]

Haha that was literally the loudest sound I’d ever heard 🤣🤣🤣 I wonder if they jokingly amplified it during editing!!

[@cjpannell7954]

Did I just spend 2 hours watching two middle aged men play with lego? Yes. Did I enjoy it? Also yes.

[@mic7265]

Charlotte Pannell nope 1 and a half

[@theo_aetc]

Daniel Vince well he’s right. and anyways, it’s closer to one hour than it is to two

[@AB365_Official]

They're not middle aged, they're O L D

[@mic7265]

Daniel Vince it was meant as a joke don’t be mad or upset

[@diamondofficial758]

Its not even 2 hours smh

[@gilbertofilm23]

No one: Richard every two minutes: If you have just joined us

[@tonyaugustine4432]

yeah... but it was live... still

[@rajwal1238]

Probably a habit from radio days

[@austinkoeppen6122]

This was a live stream. Doing that is a courtesy for those who join later on in the stream.

[@clivelambert-oe7kg]

@@austinkoeppen6122

[@g10118]

@@rajwal1238 Oh you're absolutely right, it's something that was instilled through his broadcast background. They are told to recap frequently.

[@alasdairyoung18]

The gentle 'You're welcome to overplay your part if you want, chap, but you are" was the most English thing I've heard all week.

[@thecasualgamer9000]

Ive never seen james move so fast in my life 😂 2:35

[@onevia_rc]

What about on the salt flats in the cadillac? also I probably spelled cadillac wrong

[@PhoenixWrightAceAttorney]

Lol he's usually known as "Captain Slow"

[@Wrathnar_the_Unreasonable]

I bet Hammond threw up and passed out after this, and May stayed for another hour and a half to finish building the car.

[@familybills2908]

Yep - that’s prob what happened!

[@futurecat]

Aaaand continues drinking.

[@higuy4881]

This entire video in a nutshell James: bedda bedda, beda de duda * pop * Richard: James.....

[@andrewwalker9960]

It’s the end of the theme song to Countdown.

[@omega1575]

“If your just joining us.....”

[@HaydenTeteak]

Underrated comment

[@ameliad5915]

@@andrewwalker9960 yes

[@Andys12169]

I came back to this because I cannot believe it’s been 4yrs since this came on. I watched it all again and they truly need to do another.

[@SahnigReingeloetet]

Drinking game: Every time Richard Hammond reintroduces the stream, drink a shot of, for legal reasons, not vodka

[@Games_and_Music]

If you've just joined in, cheers!

[@justinreidy8729]

And everytime someones gets an answer wrong aswell

[@revolver265]

_chooses Everclear for drinking game_ *is totally plastered by the end of the hour long video* _adds on challenge by @Justin Reidy for every question answered wrong_ *very dead of alcohol poisoning*

[@joshuaprescott2930]

no one: Hammond: IF YOU'VE JUST JOINED US

[@ameliad5915]

Lol

[@charleswoodrow]

Two of my favorite things: 1: Top Gear 2: Lego

[@juanpablosepulveda2621]

Pete Bristo now Forza has heard you you prick or may I say Brick!

[@1z246]

3. Vodka

[@LongJohnHugeDong]

3. Living alone.

[@K.e.a.r.a.]

Alternative title: *James May and Richard Hammond bullying Xander for an hour and 24 minutes straight*

[@dQw4w9]

Clarkson when assembling Lego: SPEED AND POWER!!!

[@vikkiirey1038]

Rudolph Haroooobaaa!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jarhead636]

Lol James is snagging Hammonds stuff all vid and still constantly blaming Richard for his missing pieces lol

[@THEMOECOOPERSHOWTM]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qGi2e6OArJKEndk

[@4oho361]

@@THEMOECOOPERSHOWTM get ur self-promotion shit outta here you dummy dum

[@josephbradshaw3294]

Crack up. Really good watching when tired

[@Hamatabo]

THE MOE & COOPER SHOW™ fuck you and everyone you’ve ever loved

[@woodyrascel]

3:09 did i just see James hide some of Hamsters parts?

[@dougjb7848]

Woodyrascel He doesn’t just hide them. He occasionally just plain steals them.

[@elwyn5150]

I'm impressed how quickly he resorts to cheating.

[@tristan7586]

3:51 "Did you nick one of my bags"... hahaha

[@mr.cat_boiof_soviet_russia5801]

Who DAFUCK is hamster since if he is participating in this he should get his own camera

[@CB-xr1eg]

He did but Hammond spotted them on the floor shortly afterwards.

[@imvivalamilo]

I love how they both jump to opening the boxes as soon as they say go but if you fast forward an hour they are now very much taking their time.

[@MKISBAD]

All shots enjoy 😉 1- 5:55 Hammond 2- 6:55 May 3- 9:07 Hammond 4- 10:09 May 5- 18:33 Hammond 6- 20:26 May 7- 22:58 Hammond 8- 26:46 Hammond 9- 30:55 Hammond 10- 32:56 May 11- 37:55 May 12- 46:33 Hammond 13- 53:47 May 14- 57:45 Hammond 15- 1:00:20 May 16- 1:03:13 Hammond 17- 1:05:18 May 18- 1:11:00 Hammond 19- 1:17:32 Hammond

[@4thgradedropout980]

Thank you! I was worried about Hammond for the first thirty minutes.

[@RottnRobbie]

Thanks for that. Also - Hammond is not a large man... with 11 shots in just over an hour, I hope they had the "not ambulance" standing by as a "not needed" precaution.

[@matthewseay1344]

Hammond is probably my favorite. Wonderful personality. Polite. Pretty intelligent. Well done. “Carry on”

[@lightningjet9444]

None of them are intelligent tho that’s the point

[@gabrielcaddy9850]

@@lightningjet9444 I'd bet they are both pretty intelligent, there humour is constant witty banter.

[@GoGetYourShinebox]

@@lightningjet9444 I bet they're smarter than you

[@tajul.]

Tonight.. James builds a car out of Lego Hammond Calls a non-vodka a 'vodka' And I'm too lazy to join them

[@ashwinramesh1356]

Read it in Jeremy's voice just as it should be done l

[@stacia6678]

Stimpy&Ren Look. I know that the BBC shouldn’t have fired the trio, but do you have to keep hammering this point down in every single video? Just be happy that Amazon accepted the trio, and just move on. Oh, and if you don’t have Amazon Prime, don’t be cheap and just get it. You get access to Prime Video, as well as all the other Amazon goodies.

[@aronkivilo47]

Grand tour intros be like

[@stacia6678]

Stimpy&Ren Every single person keeps saying this exact same sentence! Like it’s just annoying.

[@ThelouwseFD]

currently listening to the On the edge audio book and in chapter 3 Richard explains that James bought him a lego set to occupy him while he was in hospital after his first crash and that kind of made me cry so I had to come back to this video

[@anthonygillespie3140]

If only they explained what this is for those of us who just tuned in.

[@FirFirence]

I'd love to give this comment a like, but it's at 69 likes and I odn't want to spoil that, so instead have a reply. :)

[@Maespinoza00]

Nobody: Absolutely Nobody: Hammond: IF YOU JUST JOINED

[@tonoru3370]

I actually just joined, when he sind that

[@dd_maru]

@@tonoru3370 Well yea, because he said it every 5 Minutes

[@elonmust7470]

Tired old worn out meme....

[@bsklasika]

J: it was in 1913 R: that was a total guess K: no, i knew that R: because you were there...

[@frij539]

Well james was born in 1843

[@Eveablewastaken]

@@frij539 sure it wasn't 1748?

[@richardhobbs7360]

Ministry of Entertainment Arstotzka I thought it was -0

[@gavin_wer_customs6431]

I love how the more they drank, the faster they went along with their lego sets

[@jord9261]

Hiding this video? I’m really certain I’ve already seen this about a year ago

[@callumhardy5098]

Jord Yer seen it ages ago. Weird.

[@clerns]

I guess they got in trouble for the "not vodka" vodka drinking.

[@alexanderlott8845]

Me to

[@Cottsify]

It was actually from a live stream so wasn't a video as such, I guess this is just the official upload of it

[@ztamizzen]

U are correct.

[@christophgoddertz58]

This is Amazing , non scripted and therefore even more funny ....

[@yaladre]

HAMMOND ME FOOKIN LEG CAR DONT ROLL

[@Denhalen79]

May is cheating by removing a bag from Richard. And then he doesn't start to organize Lego into groups based on shape, color. Who is this man on the left and what has he done with James May.

[@AaroMesa]

hahah seen that cheaky fukker

[@alexvickers257]

When he's off the clock James May does not give a toss about the captain slow persona

[@theHONEYBONE]

I could watch any 3 of them do literally anything

[@jackbilson983]

31:22-When Kanye asks Kim to come over

[@joewillmow5728]

Hahahaha

[@yuuy8457]

lol

[@TheMetalhammer11]

Ahahahahahaha quality

[@sean2533]

Best ahahaha

[@forgottenlevels7148]

James gets a question correct - *takes a drink anyway*

[@joegrimes9232]

This is me at any drinking game. Bulls#t card game? I get away with calling a four. Drops 6 cards. Downs the Jeager anyway.

[@steve5x565]

Except he didn’t drink it, and he missed one earlier...

[@suzibikerbabe8073]

Time to revamp this as a covid quarantine activity.

[@videosfromelsewhere926]

Clear spirits are anti-viral.

[@tec738cafdikfac2]

"Aren't you glad the internet was invented dear viewers, so that an elderly man in glasses could talk to you about a children's toy with authority, knowledge, and confidence. We're all better for that." -Hammond 2019

[@Loriethalion]

This was adorable.

[@amon8400]

*“HELLO! I’M JAMES MAY, AND THIS IS RICHARD HAMMOND!”* “‘ello.”