Clarkson Making Fun of Bikers and Cyclists Compilation

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[@EATSLEEPDRIVE2002]

“I didn’t know you were a homosexual” - “Yes, most of my songs are about you.” James Blunt is a savage 😂😂

[@Skorpychan]

He's ex-army; he knows how to take it, and give back better.

[@jgl6793]

@@Skorpychan Does that counts as a "blunt force trauma"?🤔😂

[@Skorpychan]

@@jgl6793 It should!

[@TJSaw]

Clarkson should’ve gone, “whatever floats your boat, mate.”

[@redstonecasey4713]

That's one of the best comebacks of all time.

[@ij2731]

"you are at one with the bike until you hit a tree and then, you are at one with that" 😂😂

[@underworldguardian704]

He’s not wrong!

[@MikeTheBike58]

So cars that hit trees the occupants don't die?.

[@khosrowzare8301]

@@MikeTheBike58 No, but their dead remains are largely part of the car and not the tree.

[@MikeTheBike58]

@@khosrowzare8301 Yes but their still dead

[@tinktinkputra2316]

@Mikey C why can't you just laugh at something like this and not try to debat people, it's just a joke!

[@mastergx1]

That last one was GOLD. So true as well - why do so many cyclists think that red lights don't apply to them?

[@sirkermy]

Exactly. I see it everyday.

[@SwapBlogRU]

The last one was truly genius

[@Redneck322]

They run through stop signs as well.

[@lukasnahlik1979]

Why do so many motorists think the same?

[@AniruthTriambakAAT]

its simple actually, their vehicles arent registered. Now its worse with E-Bikes.

[@epikderpywhale2056]

That ad at the end with the red and green wires is actually really clever lol

[@kip258]

I think all three were pretty good but that one i could legitimately see running on the air paid for by someone with too much money and pent up road rage.

[@jdpragmatic8644]

“Work harder, get a car.” Kills me every time🤣

[@Bialy_1]

And then he was replaced by Matt Leblanc, a guy that not only likes bikes but he even race on them... 🤪

[@z-trip5457]

@@Bialy_1 And then Top Gear went to shit and nobody likes it anymore.

[@Shawn_the_Protogen]

Well it is true, just work harder and get off the stupid bicycle, buy a motorcycle, at least you'll look less of an asshole.

[@antreaskonstantinou8585]

@@Shawn_the_Protogen i dont think cyclists use it as a means of transport but rather to exercise.

[@Shawn_the_Protogen]

@@antreaskonstantinou8585 they should just buy an exercise cycle and then drive or take the bus

[@matthewgodwin3050]

Jeremy Clarkson: "have you ever fallen out of a car?" Me: "yes, I fell out the back of a taxi once. But in my defense I had consumed quite a lot of beer"

[@redvor2486]

And you will still continue consuming it. Drinking is so fun and cool. And definitly not usless.

[@metalheadgamer6666]

@@redvor2486 Yeah. It’s as useless as Communism. :D

[@RabbiHerschel]

@@redvor2486 seethe

[@gittebjerrebraae8382]

Edwina?

[@DangerB0ne]

​@@redvor2486You must be a joy at parties.

[@dazediss6629]

“In 10 years time, his daughter is going to be 14….. and you’re going to be 75” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@antisoda]

Well, that last bit is true. Although those electric scooter thingies have taken the bike's place as the number one hate object.

[@HellbirdIV]

One day I was in a meeting with some older women, with them talking about electric scooters being a nuisance. Sure enough, the very next week walking to another meeting with them, some barely pubescent teen on an electric scooter blows past me from behind at full speed with a few milimeters margin. It's not the vehicle's fault, of course, it's parents not teaching their kids how to handle them. Inevitably gonna get some of those kids killed when they crash into a pedestrian and get launched into oncoming traffic.

[@StrangerE0ns]

Dude the other week i saw a guy riding a razor scooter *a push one, not even electric* down the side of a 4 lane road that goes past an airport This road also has quite a large hill so this man struggled his way pushing a scooter up hill

[@PolishMechanik]

Ok cry

[@TimpBizkit]

@@StrangerE0ns I rode one around a 3 lane roundabout once - not the best idea.

[@justforever96]

What I liked about the "cyclists video" is that they actually _were_ making a public safety video, just doing it in a humorous way. The whole show was raising awareness about the actual issues they were talking about, just in a humorous way so people wouldn't see it as another boring public safety video. They managed to cover the problem with cyclists ignoring laws, with people cutting cyclists off and not paying attention to them, the need for courtesy on the road, everything that was in their brief, all while making a funny video about making a funny video. I have noticed this in several of their "making a public safety video" films, I think they were actually working with the BBC to raise public awareness in a creative and humorous way.

[@Tony-112]

Damn wanted to like , but you have 69 likes....Nice👌

[@jkliao6486]

Same as the M3 vs prius fuel economy video. Change your driving style, and you can keep your gas bill down.

[@Cronposh]

"I just don't wanna dress up like a power ranger and drive to a pub and drink orange juice all afternoon"

[@_Tobygibbons_]

To be a true man you need to eat paper

[@NeurodivergentSuperiority]

One time my teacher gave us a small slip of paper that had "PTC" on it, it was sour, gross, and i swallowed it on purpose.

[@NoSoulJoel177]

@@NeurodivergentSuperiority I've committed a similar act

[@timobrien2738]

Dolarhyde

[@ardyla0909]

seems like i qualify

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

Specifically a newspaper

[@offbrandbiscuit]

"Lance Armstrong - Cyclists are Untrustworthy" Is he wrong, though?

[@b172ddm2]

no that's armstong.😂

[@leonidastsouris2557]

@Eric Nunya more like 200

[@GintaPPE1000]

@Eric Nunya What you’ve just gone and done is prove the point further.

[@wombat4191]

@@GintaPPE1000 I think that's what he was attempting to do.

[@1mikewalsh]

I died!

[@antonfloor344]

That last commercial is spot on!.

[@kesenex2883]

I agree with that

[@puzzlefischer1205]

little did you know, there're carbon bicycles costing as much as supercars

[@thaqifazumi4001]

2:12 probably the best comeback in the history.......😆😆😆

[@roosiniimiamiciii6666]

Absolutely wrecked him

[@LukSter18998]

who was that?

[@scsutton1]

​@@LukSter18998James Blunt.

[@DrewSavo]

The best one James ever did to someone: Heckler: why do you sound like your balls are in a vice? James: they were actually in your sisters throat.

[@suh-guy]

"we're trying to make cycling safer, so we thought the best way to do that was to stop people cycling" 🤣🤣🤣

[@samhobbs6517]

I mean is he wrong though?

[@jasperschlief]

​@@samhobbs6517yeah he is

[@markr418]

Given Jeremy’s fondness for speed and power, I’m amazed he doesn’t like bikes. Although I totally agree with the power Ranger thing 😂 I’ll probably never have one-piece for that reason

[@WorldWar2freak94]

Also, with a bike there is an increased chance that you will end up as part of a tree.

[@markr418]

@@WorldWar2freak94 only if you’re a dickhead, same as a car

[@johnmccrossan9376]

Personally I'd quite like a one piece for that reason, sure its not exactly tasteful bht where I come from a car wash for anyone over the age of 20 is a once a month affair if you're feeling generous so they can't say too much against me. Plus it's fun to dress up, idk why being spiderman to do the groceries has to end when you're 3

[@01iverQueen]

Here we call them, donors

[@Petrzmolik]

@@01iverQueen do you live in Czechia? we call them "dárci" which is literally organ donors :D

[@ThePipemiker]

I’m very much pro-cycling, but that last snippet “know the difference between red and green” got a chuckle out of me.

[@incTG]

out of curiosity, do you have like transcripts of eps you search through or is this just all by memory?

[@Mustang150y]

Memory

[@incTG]

@@Mustang150y damn. impressive

[@Mustang150y]

@@incTG some clips i come across unwillingly and i used a transcript for just one clip which was one of the brummie accent

[@benzzodude]

Both you and Mustang are doing God’s work

[@EATSLEEPDRIVE2002]

Two of the best Top Gear compilations guys in the same Spot talking business!

[@mickd6942]

I ride a bike I don’t drive yet I watched top gear religiously when Clarkson Hammond and May presented it, top class entertainment and very funny and not pc what more could you want in a program .

[@TheDude50447]

All I got was "I ride a bike" and I dont know why but I hate you now :D

[@mickd6942]

@@TheDude50447 I’m guessing you drive a car so I hate you now lol How about we’ll all use care and attention to other road users whatever mode of transport we us , would write more but I’m late for my red and green know the bloody difference evening class

[@TheDude50447]

@@mickd6942 Was supposed to be a joke related to the video.

[@mickd6942]

@@TheDude50447 I know , my reply was meant to be tongue in cheek Merry Christmas happy new year

[@TheDude50447]

@@mickd6942 you too 👍

[@JR-rv3xr]

@0:49 As I rower I can confirm we don't hate motorboats. It's the canoes, paddle boarders and sailors we hate! They NEVER keep within the lanes.

[@anaussie213]

Rowers hate motor boats because of "the wake"!

[@derekheeps1244]

@@anaussie213 and when they are woke , they are sunk

[@derekheeps1244]

You want a steam launch , silent in operation and nothing like the smell of a coal fired boiler

[@TrolledBy]

@@boomsday3 Once I was rowing piss drunk with my mates, and a motorboat was heading towards us. We argued maybe 3 or 4 minutes whether we should dodge from left or right, but luckily the motorboat was the one that dodged us

[@secretbaguette]

@@anaussie213 Wake isn't that bad if you aren't obnoxious.

[@Zzzlol94]

Their cyclist advertising episode is such comedy gold.

[@RDSyafriyar]

Let's face it; no matter how civil some of them can be, there's always a chance that cyclists and bikers go high into the pest list of every motorist in the world.

[@brianwong7285]

In Malaysia there are also militant bikers (the worst kind are those fuckers who abuse the protection motorcycles get and are absolute bullies.)

[@iluvfionaleggate]

On modern roads in the UK, I find entitled car drivers (probably 80% of them) to be some of the rudest motorists on the road, patience and politeness seem to have totally disappeared now (and this is from someone who drives a car to work every day, but in no rush)

[@hughoxford8735]

I'm both a cyclist and a driver and I think that drivers are a bigger pest than than cyclists.

[@dogguy8603]

@@iluvfionaleggate why dont you just drive a car

[@asetr3w45]

@@hughoxford8735 everybody has their own opinion, yours is wrong

[@DIZAZZO]

14:44 This is so much Brazil nowadays. People bought bikes during the pandemic and started to ride in group, and they don't respect any road law whatsoever, just a bunch of stupid people thinking that the road belongs exclusive to them.

[@1995ToyotaCresta]

I live in Montreal's suburbs and when I make occasional trips through downtown with mom, sometimes reckless bikers zip through cars standing in traffic jams giving absolutely no crap about road signs

[@FormulaTurismo]

I Love these compliations. Thank you.

[@Hvorgandr]

As a cyclist, I hundred percent approve this video. It needs to be seen worldwide. :D

[@boktorinator693]

Based Yusuf

[@ytaltacc8008]

The trio making fun of caravanists next, please. Awesome work btw

[@MelvinSimKH]

If that happens, it must end with Clarkson’s ad for the caravan park from Clarkson’s Farm.

[@chtholly8084]

To be fair, I thought James' advert was like something I'd actually see in an ad break on TV.

[@Jowsh44]

The “im not going to ride the bike because im a heterosexual man” one made me audibly laugh

[@carlbirtles4518]

And Jeremy just put himself on the Hells Angels’ death list.

[@marco1864]

Jeremy is a f idiot of course

[@Reppo80085]

James Blunt is the guy Jeremy can't roast~ 🤣👌🏼 Got him giid.

[@ethansutherland3786]

The rower thing is hilarious, I am a rower and we don't care about if u have a motor on ur boat unless you get in the way of an 8 (they don't stop or start very quickly) or go past us really fast really close cos then the wake will put us in the bloody river

[@julienduchamp4275]

« Run ! Run or you’ll be a lot shorter” kill’s me every time 😂😂

[@leonidastsouris2557]

Clarkson has done well in his career , considering he really has a head for radio .

[@paulshilton5370]

The last one is spot on. Every cyclists is colour blind because all those I’ve seen go through a red light.

[@nssteja7516]

The disdain in his voice when he says "get a car"

[@deltor5849]

Reasons to hate cyclist which i've personally encountered so far: 1. They don't pay road tax. 2. They don't pay car, or in their case "bike insurance" 3. They're slow and refuse to give way. 4. They ignore the bike lane and cycle in the middle of the road instead 5. When horned at, they become entitled and think your car shouldn't be on the road 6. They don't follow traffic rules 7. They don't look out for other vehicles when turning or doing anything for that matter

[@XXX-cr5cf]

8. all looks so gay in thier lycra's

[@jankokol9817]

Reasons to hate car drivers which I've personally encountered so far: 1. Parking in two or more parking spaces/or spaces that are reserved for handicapped people 2. Driving despite being under the influence of alcohol or drugs 3. Speeding or driving recklessly in areas with pedestrians 4. Speeding or driving recklessly with passengers (including children) inside their car 5. Causing or nearly causing accidents because they do not let other cars have the right of way 6. Not slowing down at pedestrian crossings (when there are pedestrians there) 7. Causing public or private damage to other cars or infrastructure due to poor driving 8. Causing a high number of deaths due to hitting other cars or pedestrians 9. Having little to no patients and being easily driven to road rage because of the slightest inconvenience while driving and later endangering other drivers 10. Speeding past red lights and stop signs 11. Driving on the other side of the road because "they don't see any cars coming" 12. Screaming how nobody can drive while they are the ones that are driving like a lunatic 13. Reeving up their engines in the early morning because they think they are cool 14. Honking at pedestrians and cyclists because they think that deserve it for not having a car 15. They drive or park on bike lanes, and get angry at cyclists because they can only cycle on the road 16. They think that they are privilidged to the roads because they pay "road tax" even though it does not exist and the roads are payed by the taxes of everybody

[@daveweldon5481]

Best cycling commercial EVER!!!!

[@LugborG]

I’m with Clarkson on the noise thing. Every year I get a group of about thirty people driving by the house on their Harley noisemakers, disrupting conversations every weekend because their parents didn’t hug them enough.

[@sjfk1306]

Or, your wife won’t let you have a bike so jealousy….

[@LugborG]

@@sjfk1306 I would never want one. I have too much self respect to be a motorcycle person.

[@sjfk1306]

@@LugborG if that’s what you wanna tell people….. You should give it a try if you’re coordinated enough, but you’re probably scared. Go a couple hours away from home so nobody catches you and take a class. Or is a computer in the basement more your speed? Model trains maybe?

[@LugborG]

@@sjfk1306 Pathetic. You attempt to make fun of someone for not wanting to deaden everyone around them in some fruitless attempt at overcompensation. That South Park episode was absolutely right about bikers.

[@ieuanhunt552]

@@LugborG I work nights and summer is absolute torture. Columns of 40+ bikes rumbling past my house. So loud that it shakes my window panes. Sometimes that horrible growling will go on for over an hour uninterrupted. While I've only had a couple of hours sleep. I absolutely despise Bikes. And no it's not because I'm jealous or any other stupid reason. It's because they are loud and obnoxious and the reason I can't sleep for 3 months of the year.

[@danieltroughton694]

You reckon he hates motorbikes

[@yorkiegilly4355]

All show - when away from cameras he often rides a scooter and sometimes even a bicycle ,anything to cause a backlash ?.

[@sharpfalcon6196]

(to Hammond) "Some spotty oik turns up in your house at a PQRSZ double T, okay? **changes to a different British accent** I've got to tear your eyes out. **back to normal voice** What're you going to do? Ha! Got him!" -This quote from Jezza during the Bike News killed me.

[@RP0415]

James Blunts reply was epic 🤣🤣🤣

[@daedelous7094]

Jeremy represents all of us who have that had moment behind a cyclist who causes a 20 car queue because they won't pull in and you can't get by them.

[@schmoborama]

fer sher cars and trucks never do that 🙄

[@HaggisPower]

Never seen that - normally polluters just run over cyclists around here, queue or not.

[@smol_hornet613]

I haven't experienced that, but I know the difference in traffic culture is massive depending on the country. In Sweden, for one, we generally have enough bike lanes for cars and bikes not to cross paths much. Here, mopeds and EPA tractors hold the honor of what you described. And the latter is so, so much worse.

[@sugarnads]

20 buses in 1st gear behind a wanker cyclist up the main street of sydney...but hes saving the planet.

[@twisted_nether373]

Never seen an episode of Top Gear; I can see why it was so popular now.

[@Rasscasse]

Wow!

[@bkatbamna]

The number one reason to not cycle or drive a motorcycle: you can personally follow all the rules of the road but some idiot can run into you with their car or truck and the person that gets hurt is the one who was following the rules.

[@TheWeepingDalek]

I mean true. But same can be said with a car when some idiot with a lorry hits you

[@bkatbamna]

@@TheWeepingDalek People in cars have survived accidents with 18 wheelers because of air bags and crumple zones.

[@TheWeepingDalek]

@@bkatbamna that's true to. However fatalities still happen. And even not fatal. Life changing injuries are still very possible. Same as a cyclist

[@bkatbamna]

@@TheWeepingDalek Sure, but you're more likely to have a fatal fall if you go sky-diving than if you don't.

[@theregalproletariat]

Then disincentivise motor traffic in dense urban areas. There's just no space in cities for people to drive where they want.

[@tssteelx]

I like how the KZbin ad was for a car.

[@stephenboshears4832]

The fact the they decided to show anti cycling ads to Gold Medal Olympic Cyclist Chris Boardman

[@polishavgeek1849]

"Run! Run or you'll be a lot shorter." I M P O S S I B L E.

[@Ziesingracing]

1:56 the only time I have ever been annoyed by clarkson Rossi is amazing on cars to rossi is the senna of bike racing

[@ciaranwalsh96]

TBH I'd say this was for show - I'd say he'd have a lot of respect for Vale for the type of rider he is, even if he doesn't understand the sport.

[@sugarnads]

Rossi is still alive and was NEVER dominant in the way Rossi was. He was dangerous bl oody madman.

[@aprelax8427]

James blunt always has the best comebacks

[@JakandDaxterAddict]

Laws I would put in place: 1. If there is a cycle lane present (either marked on the road or built into the pavement), a cyclist MUST use it. 2. Single file only. 3. No large boxes at traffic lights, only continue the cycle lane to the lights, with a small cross section for those wanting to turn right.

[@manaspradhan8041]

Laws I would put in place: no cars inside city borders, smaller trucks and cargo vans get a single lane that's got railings and another one for buses.

[@JakandDaxterAddict]

@@manaspradhan8041 Wow how terrible 🤣

[@manaspradhan8041]

@@JakandDaxterAddict who's at loss here? Lot less traffic, so being on the road is actually not frustrating and commuting in general is a lot more pleasant. Imagine driving without having to deal with city traffic

[@JakandDaxterAddict]

@@manaspradhan8041 No cars in the city centre? I'm the one at loss. I want to drive into the city centre.

[@DarksideSleemo]

To be fair, that last ad they came up with was pretty good.

[@samhobbs6517]

"PQRS Z TT" genuinely does sound like a name for a bike.

[@sickcxnt9444]

The last one is so true with two additions: -They don't understand that the white zebra crossing means they DON'T have the right of way if they're on their bike -Most of them ignore/don't know that traffic signs apply to them as well (or just don't know what they mean in general)

[@kevinbuja8105]

As someone who bicycled from 1986-2014 (a serious accident ended that) I was pretty much the only one on the road, for about 15 years, so I learned very quickly to obey ALL the laws that pertain to both cars and bicycles and not to leave a bad taste in motorists mouths. It infuriates me when bicyclists: don’t obey traffic SIGNS, crosswalks (especially when pedestrians are present) four way stop signs, and the ones who were telling me to get off the road and onto the sidewalk are now the ones with this entitlement mentality that they own the road. Say what you will about Armstrong, but he once said, “Bicyclists borrow the road, cars(motorists) own tue road.”

[@clemon1107]

1:53 im 100% with Hammond on that statement, Rossi is the GOAT

[@nicholashennessy6740]

8:28 You’re welcome

[@samjw1999]

9:12 Gotta agree with Clarkson here, I live in a rural area and there are few things worse to hear than the screeching of a motorbike. Absolutely ruins the tranquility.

[@CrazyPanda688]

No different to a chav in a clapped out Peugeot with a fart can exhaust Only bikes are actually fast. The Peugeot is making all that noise for what? They’re slow

[@ukiyo5283]

James Blunt took Jeremy's schtick and fired it right back so well, what a lad

[@pyromaniac2104]

So as a frequent cyclist myself I've NEVER understood why ANYONE in their right mind would run a red light any variety of bike, motor or pedal. Because and this might just be me I personally prefer my entrails INSIDE my body please and thank you

[@TackleTheDog]

“They stand up by themselves…” Well not if Hammond is in it, it’ll just fall over 😂😂

[@robertborchert932]

This is all great sport. I love automobiles, I have been repairing them for almost 40 years. Exotic machines, and the common. I have worked on, and driven, some extremely rare ones. Some absurdly expensive. In the millions, actually. But, we all have our passions. For years, I rode a bicycle 22,000 km per year, in all weather conditions, for sport and to get to work, yes, repairing cars. I have several hundred thousand miles on motorcycles. It's very different, riding is a completely different world from taking out the car. I have ridden a motorcycle through thunderstorms, even when the cars had given up and pulled over. I must qualify this, cycling was critical in the years I was a firefighter. I needed to keep at the top of my game, as it was not just my own life that depended upon it. Truth, this humor is brilliant. But rubber pants? No, man, leather.

[@evildeed90s]

im a biker i loved this i do own a car too when its pissing of rain i will use the car when its a nice sunny day i will ride my motorbike. only other bikers will know what im talking about but you feel more free with a bike you become the bike the slightest movement just turns the bike the gear change you just feel the bike it almost feeling like your flying your aware of every single moment of your surroundings become enhanced you feel alive. in a car i can literally drive 50 miles and not remember a thing about that drive and only become aware when im on a round about on at a junction its a hole different experience you just feel more in control on a motorbike they more dangerous as richard hammond himself said but thats down to user error not the bike i grew up with bikers my dad was a biker i knew how to strip and ride a bike before i was the age of 14. my parents owned private land i knew how to drive a car by the time i was 15 its impossible for me to even stall a car and a bike when i was teaching my nephew i tried to stall it to prove a point but my body automatically kept correcting it without even thinking about it. cyclist on the other hand i despise them ive had my wing mirrors smashed up it was not a damn thing i could do about it they have no insurance pay no road tax and legally you cant detain them.

[@evildeed90s]

@Daniel Lawson not as you use them you choose to be in the middle of the road going 10mph in a 60 lane. yous pay no road tax or have no insurance you have no opinion how the laws of the road should be its comedy gold every time i see a cyclist fall off

[@LiezAllLiez]

"Act your age. Get a car" Words to live by.

[@WBenzSEL]

I’m an adamant motorcycle fan, I think Clarkson is hilarious

[@Orcaben1]

You know what, that last clip, was a good one 👍😂😂👌

[@skylineXpert]

Cracked up when jeremy came with the chainsaw

[@jonathanblack7597]

i’ve driven motorcycles for years (600cc supersport). my groin is not looking great.

[@paulnewstead9693]

The exact reason i switched to a gold wing.

[@robertbalazslorincz8218]

Bicycle -way faster innercity commute haha -easier to store and repair -cheaper -who doesn't like some exercise? -who needs crumple zones? -no trunk space to carry dead bodies around in -ughh British weather Car -nyoooooooooom -trunk space to carry a dead body around -radio -heating -o no TRAFFIC JAM -o no COSTLY -o no BIG, COMPLEX -crumple zone? I need that

[@brianhebert6152]

7:57 Ironically, the Power Rangers have used motorbikes in the past

[@derekheeps1244]

I think the threesome should drive steam traction engine , lorry and road roller into London , maybe even a parade of steam powered vehicles , right past Westminster - just because they can , and since most such vehicles are 100+ years old they are all exempt from Boris hated ULEZ . Also do a feature on 40+ year old ULEZ exempt cars , like RR Shadow , Mercedes 6.3 or Jensen Interceptor

[@therealvbw]

Steam cars are also exempt to road tax

[@BlokeOnAMotorbike]

@@therealvbw every vehicle is road tax exempt since 1937. Conversely every vehicle that uses public roads (from unicycles to ebikes to eighteen wheelers) is subject to vehicle excise duty which is based on their emissions. Ergo, pedal powered vehicles pay £0.00 VED while old diesel tractors* pay through the nose. *qualifier: vehicles made before 1 January 1982 are classed as zero emission for some reason, you could be blowing white smoke and still pass your MOT yet pay 0 VED.

[@crusaderiii477]

Steam tractors are really cool though so they get a pass

[@m1co294]

6:54 I came for this bit

[@0Zolrender0]

Its not about lap times.. bikes will always be behind race cars... its about the feeling one gets while strapped to said machine. You do not get into a motorbike.... you strap it on and become one with it.

[@CrazyPanda688]

A MotoGP bike will lap a circuit faster than anything short of a formula 1 car. So no, they’re not really behind race cars The acceleration of a MotoGP bike is unmatched by any race car

[@0Zolrender0]

@@CrazyPanda688 Acceleration is better yes but not corner speed. That is way lower. On a circuit with a long front and back straight the bike might lap faster due to being able to use its acceleration to full extent, but on a twisting circuit with shorter straights they will lap slower. For example. The MotoGP record at CoTA is 2:02:575, while the F1 record there is 1:36:169, Indy Lights 1:56:574, Formula V8 1:51:43 and Indy Car 1:48:49. Yes the Porsche Carrera Cup is slower at 2:08:207 and NASCAR even slower at 2:11:549, however my point is that there are a lot of car categories that will beat the MotoGP bikes around most of the world race circuits.

[@ammo2960]

The last one had me dying 🤣

[@lordmfitzgerald3rd754]

I bloody miss Top Gear!! Sundays, Roast Dinners, Ale’s and Top Gear!!! Absolute Bliss!!!

[@tyronewhitehead3123]

Miss their chat I really do. Clarkson. Easy rider James. On a bike on Route 66 love to see that this footage is fab

[@JRS06]

The ads were pretty effective to be honest, and very clever.

[@shawnqi1215]

This video made me like Jeremy even more

[@benjaminbooth2989]

The James Blunt comment is so funny 😂

[@ferreirog]

To the pommies out there, please explain “you are a peach”. Obviously sarcastic or an innuendo? Hamster was not being sweet and helpful. Unless it is the ‘fruit’ innuendo to being gay?

[@Mustang150y]

That episode was the lads in albania and peach (pich) in albanian means vag

[@ferreirog]

@@Mustang150y thank you!

[@diekrahe.]

Fuck off you convict

[@assmannewzealand]

As someone who rides and drives the last clip is pretty relevant

[@alfredjohnson2647]

I find Jezza's jokes about cyclists funny, and I'm a cyclist!

[@michaellohmeier6427]

13:13 the face you make, when you realise your time gets wasted, but you remember that you get paid by the government.

[@ciaranwalsh96]

Where did Jeremy get the stereotype that motorcyclists are gay? Like I can see where's he coming from with a lot of his other stereotypes, but could never understand this one. He's the only person I've ever heard of make this joke!

[@B-A-L]

The one thing I never liked about Jeremy is his hypocricy regarding bikes, especially when he complains about the noise they make when going past his house and then says how marvellous it is that you can hear an Aston Martin from two miles away!

[@cymbabrzmiacy7561]

Britain

[@TrolledBy]

I guess the argument is that one goes wroom and other goes reeeeee. But also, as you said, hypocrisy and personal preference

[@Maidenintime86]

@@TrolledBy There's many bikes out there that don't go reee, a Ducati sounds like a tractor, almost like a muscle car of bikes.

[@Nr15121]

Bikes sound like an autistic cat being stepped on, Aston’s sound like a symphony

[@OJB42]

Those anti-bike ads were pretty good!

[@thomasweekley9209]

@9:17 needs to be a ringtone😂😂😂 Edit: does anyone know what episode that it’s from?

[@qcompressed1409]

You’d expect an avid motorsport enthusiast to be really into motorcycles like the other 2 lads

[@8cutstrings]

"I don't want to hear a forming burp going past my house on a Sunday afternoon, with someone dressed like a Power Ranger!" R/BrandNewSentence.

[@elemar5]

Forming burps come from Harleys and Harley riders don't wear one piece leathers.

[@georgesaddington1274]

'Oh I did a skid!' *falls over* Creased!

[@Wierd_Loco_Steam_Works]

2:29 I like how he got Jeremy right back. Lol

[@gilberito635]

does clarkson know you aren't obligated to wear a full suit while on a bike

[@TheGetTricky]

What does jeremy mean with peach/pic at 6:57?

[@sharpfalcon6196]

The trio went to Albania once for a "mafia car roadtest" where peach (píč) means lady garden in Albanian (it's also a Czech swear word).

[@-Gunnarsson-]

8:31 The orgin of EU and EVs 😂

[@Carolinian4372]

I don't mind most bikers but I hate arrogant cyclists though.

[@turbo_marc]

yeah the arrogant type of cyclists are the worst

[@diobrando6245]

And somehow this man won the Vietnam bike challenge

[@yavaulie2839]

Cause hes a legend.

[@michaltakac673]

I see I and Jeremy share the view on motorcycles. There is nothing else in the world that can get me so furious as when my child finally fells asleep in a buggy on a long walk, first time in three weeks, and there is some moron on a motorcycle that can barely move but makes so much noise you can hear that shitty piece of metal 2 kilometers away, as he is approaching exactly the street where we are sitting in our cafeteria on the sidewalk, where he will park 5 meters from us and let his bike run for 5 more minutes as he is yelling at another biker standing next to him because he can't turn that bloody motorcycle off.

[@noidex2936]

Those idiots are fortunately not representative for all motorcyclists, as one of those shitheads with annoying bikes I can tell you that there are a lot of motorcyclists that just enjoy riding and don't disturb others

[@jankastelec7579]

Sorry mate, I wanna hear my bike loud and clear. Allthough just straightpiping in densely populated areas is kinda unfriendly

[@leejames6939]

Sorry mate but when im on a plane. bus. Or walking in a shop i don't won't to hear screaming kids the whole world don't revolve around your kids.

[@jankastelec7579]

@@leejames6939 Thats what I was trying to say... allthough I understand that straightpiping is kinda loud on large motorcycles. Plus with slip-ons you can tune the tone of the exaust better.

[@leejames6939]

@ jan kastelec. Sorry mate that wasn't meant to you it was for the top comment 👍

[@arm1n]

The Hammonds😂

[@Optimus77Prime]

This is what I called genius comedy.

[@icedclips725]

A lot of higher end bikes are actually more expensive then a used car these days.

[@ericmckinley7985]

Lol used cars are surging in prices due to new production hobbled by chip delays. Could not have made such a wild assertation at a worse time. Saw a '98 Corolla go for something like 17k online bidding site.

[@icedclips725]

@@ericmckinley7985 Don't know what bidding site that was but here in Southern California you'd be lucky to get $3,000 for a '98 corolla (unless it's got super low miles and in mint condition).

[@gilberito635]

just in: new high end thing is more expensive than old used thing. who would have thought

[@yavaulie2839]

Yes and your mad if you buy it.

[@SultanNizi3000GT]

One of the most iconic moments

[@Rei322]

I like how the first one cuts to James May

[@TimpBizkit]

The Richard Hammond falling out of a car aged badly.