Clarkson, May, Hammond Metaphors/Similes Compilation #1

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[@HarmonicaMustang]

Can we just appreciate the creator extending the clips were the context is needed for the metaphor to make sense?

[@AKSHAY-bu4ox]

"Its like a making a hardcore adult film and then editing it so it can shown in british hotels, just end up with a half hour close up with bloke's sweaty face" -Jennifer Clarkson, sometime in the early to mid 2000's

[@stegosaurus993]

Sounds alot like the TV in his review of hotels on "Clarkson"

[@mirzaahmed6589]

Jennifer?

[@AKSHAY-bu4ox]

@@mirzaahmed6589 he changed his name to Jennifer

[@FishbedFive]

@@AKSHAY-bu4ox that has to be a joke

[@duongnhdn]

@@mirzaahmed6589 Jezza made a bet with Rich that if the Posrche 918 was faster than the Mclaren P1, he would change his name to Jennifer. The face off never happened but Rich and James called him Jennifer anyway.

[@manvanthgowda]

"Princess Dianna had one" cracks me up every single time

[@fabiank485]

That was Jeremy's best line ever. No surprise even the camera crew couldn't hold together

[@cleverusername9369]

I've never understood the joke

[@dannyplatt6161]

@@cleverusername9369 princess Di did a lot of trying to get rid of landmines in African countries that were killing young children and their families

[@ic1815]

@@dannyplatt6161 just reading your comment where you have to explain this makes me laugh out loud when I think of Jeremy’s comment 💀

[@elsden722]

Mate, it's the entire build up to it too, also the way Hammond just creases up 🤣

[@toma6068]

Jeremy talking about Dillington, where the Manor F1 team is based: "It's exactly like Monte Carlo, except in every single detail"

[@crazylizard1889]

DINNINGTON. Respect the shithole where i grew up

[@Rasscasse]

Ha ha

[@Finetales]

I don't remember the episode it was from but Jeremy talking to James: "You look exactly like a racing driver, apart from visually."

[@samhobbs6517]

Dinnington*

[@DLTX1007]

@@Finetales the grand tour, the episode in china

[@dondapilot2311]

"stephen hawking's a great bloke, even though a lot of him doesn't work" iconic

[@rupertdean7431]

that didn't age well

[@MrMisterDerp]

@@rupertdean7431 🥛

[@yashwanthbalakrishnan9100]

Every time Jeremy makes a controversial joke, Hammond panics

[@kwardozz]

laugh all you want, but i think James' Ferrari-Cheese comparrasion was spot on

[@lewishamilton.f1.44]

Only he confused himself with it in the process

[@aliritsch6588]

I thought I was the only one thinking that way

[@Finetales]

Every time I rewatch that bit, I always think of the time Jeremy compared a Ferrari (I think) to poached halibut to Hammond after a power test.

[@JamaicanCastle]

Except he's wrong about cheesemaking. Unless you're some kind of cheese wizard, you just naturally end up with better and worse batches, and it's not like they're going to just throw out the worse ones. I don't know what Ferrari's excuse is though.

[@hall911guy]

James’ snicker after the ‘pubic hair’ and then full on laugh after ‘feces’ is one of my favorite James moments off all time. 😂

[@sankeesyuck951]

"Going into third gear in this gearbox is like trying to swat a fly with a drinking straw." - Clarkson

[@fabiank485]

8:55 was Clarksons best line ever. No wonder you could hear the camera crew laughing

[@RoScFan]

Please explain the joke to me. i dont understand.

[@fabiank485]

@@RoScFan Princess Diana was quite famous for being against land mines. Therefore he made the joke

[@RoScFan]

@@fabiank485 Thank you, but could you please elaborate on "against land mines"? I mean.... isn't everyone against land mines? How can anyone be in favor of land mines, unless it's in the specific context of a battlefield? Did you mean she campaigned to clear old land mines? Or actually against their use in war or what? I dont get it. I know next to nothing about princess diana, except that her death is like jfk: shrouded in conspiracy theories. But I know next to nothing about her actual life.

[@fabiank485]

@@RoScFan she campaigned against it

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

haha

[@charlotteleates9375]

“It’s like sitting in someone’s ear” because it’s so random and arbitrary, I find that hilarious! 🤣

[@aimanazrie8944]

"that is like saying rabies is better than botulism, and across the line!" 😂😂😂

[@willlecomber7509]

It’s the metaphors and similes that separate Clarkson, Hammond and May from any other car reviewer, that’s one of the things that makes Top Gear so great

[@MordechaiKarp]

Can you do a compilation of the lads explaining why rubbish cars are great (old jags, Astons, lotus, Alfas, lancias) "that's a safety feature" "and he's thrown in an entire lorry!"

[@lennyface8195]

Jeremy's murderer quote on the 911 is my personal favorite; I've used to many times to explain to people why I don't like flying.

[@mirzaahmed6589]

Flying isn't dangerous.

[@saagabragi6938]

@@mirzaahmed6589 Falling is

[@scottkelly1665]

huioplkhggnurtugghh gjgtiui6hy yyjujju

[@jdapaul1351]

"It would be like having a competition to see who would be the best at invading Poland and Germany coming in last." 🤣🤣🤣

[@RDSyafriyar]

Ultimately, it took the Soviet Union to have that - as a satellite state, among with most of eastern Europe including a portion of Germany itself.

[@TheHutchy01]

I mean it kind of did the first couple of times, the Russian Empire got the most, Austria did second best and Prussia came last

[@sugarnads]

The russians could contend them

[@drwatson221b]

Steven Hawkins- great bloke even though a lot of him doesn't work.

[@berkkarsi]

Anything of Top Gear can be made into compilations. The resources are limitless.

[@Rasscasse]

Yes. But Mustang does it best

[@HexlGaming]

1:35 Im not a huge supermarket guy but that does looks good. It looks like they are comprised in luxury whilst being able to enjoy each other’s company and their environment. A road-trip on a coast of somewhere sunny with multiple of those sorts of cars with good mates would be absolutely stunning I imagine. And some challenges on the way would vitality the trip. That would be invigorating

[@Jrodsly]

I was hoping for this. One of my favorite compilations.

[@JKH133]

The Barnard Castle line is excellent

[@ethanschmid4104]

8:54 “Princess Dianna had one of these.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dylanwest723]

Jeremy comparing Stephen hawking with lancia is insanely accurate

[@hamisharnold8745]

I want "wroughty sorbet" or "lung nectar" on a t shirt

[@Rasscasse]

I think it might be ‘rorty’ ?

[@suzukiyakudze2131]

The people like Jeremy keeping manufacturers work hard in order to compete for quality of cars n more, love this show, n Clarkson is most honest person here about cars, Wich is respected by us, the enthusiasts.by the way I'm American mister Clarkson.

[@olavjorvik94]

The 959 / F40 is one of my favourite videos😍

[@Charlzey1998]

How about a compilation of Top Gears Top Secret testing/development centres! I mean "What could possibly go wrong?"

[@oldskoolraver1079]

The greatest television show that there will ever be. Fawlty towers and Blackadder are a good second and third. Makes you wonder what happened with British television, considering the crap they are producing now.

[@varolussalsanclar1163]

Wokeness happened

[@FatGouf]

@@itsamerby4270 lol have you seen the new Dr. Who? It so woke it probably wont go back to sleep even if you strangle it for hours.

[@MontyCantsin5]

@varolussalsanclar1163: 🤦

[@sugarnads]

Yes (prime) minister has them all covered.

[@TheGrenadier97]

8:49 - Yes, he's a true briton

[@gandurk]

The tights/stockings comparison is just perfect

[@jojosantos1264]

I absolutely love how Jeremy and James always go on about the war 😂

[@KoxenBols]

"Tights and stocking are designed to do exactly the same job, but they don't" "I dunno I only wear socks, Jeremy"

[@ritwikganguly848]

i love these guys soo very much

[@jamp12008]

It's like driving a micra but the view from the window is speeded up 🤣🤣🤣

[@gaudam514]

Slightly different request but can we have a compilation of where top gear uses music by Ludovico Einaudi. They use it fairly frequently and they are in some the best films by top gear ever. The music is absolutely phenomenal. Love the channel

[@Barton_Motors_Ltd]

Love that R33 clip.

[@aryanbhange]

Robert just won a oscar. Might wanna change the metaphor jeremy

[@dave131]

Such great content lol Thanks for doing this even though my fav didn't make the cut :( " This is crystal meth, that's some iffy weed "

[@WvlfDarkfire]

"Like an American motel room" 😆 🤣

[@justinguibert4693]

We need a second episode

[@BostonBoy397]

I love James saying that he wouldn't know the difference because he wears socks because I think the same way

[@Perceval16]

starting up my old shitbox be like 11:00

[@automation7295]

If it's a shitbox, why do you still own it? You just hate all cars, as you think all cars are shitboxes when they age.

[@revolver265]

@@automation7295 in the words of Clarkson, "what _are_ you on about?"

[@DeadlyLazer]

Looking at Jeremy test that r33 made me wish they did a jdm special in Japan. I can't believe they never did that in the 20+ years Top Gear/Grand Tour was on.

[@abhisheklakshman3663]

How could you miss the dog impression of Jeremy for VW UP!

[@MAGNUM05]

Is it possible that you can make a compilation of James May being purposely crashed into? No rush, just wondering.

[@personfromgermany]

some of these are similies but ill let it slide cos i love these compilations

[@crazylizard1889]

Read the title genius

[@jamesengland7461]

They are like similes

[@macattackk]

Could you do a ‘when I come to power’ compilation lol

[@ronanvelarde8072]

This needs a part2

[@MasterFlores35]

Jezzas face at 1:30 regarding what BIM says 🤣😆

[@oversteer_9339]

Congrats 13k!!!!

[@AstolfoCh]

That COD ref was a nice touch

[@jonvia]

Such poetry

[@noomanajmal9381]

You missed infamous Chrysler Crossfire metaphor

[@ph0nkwalk3r]

best one was that LFA one.

[@terraprime4457]

I've never seen a lot of these

[@bryalogicalgaming5817]

These 3 grasping for metaphors and similes is like some huge awkward chicken struggling out of door of its coop. Its always a fight and someone is probably going to lose its feathers.

[@whoeverit9087]

6:55. That didn't age well, did it...

[@skylarsorell9212]

Who would've guessed Clarkson was a CoD fan? XD

[@sinnexz]

i just realized that "scarlet yohansons lips" is scarlet johanson... @4:05

[@MeAg4in]

Dear creator/editor I love u

[@ethanschmid4104]

0:50 is this some extended footage of the Zonda R that Jeremy was reviewing!? Cool! 3:29 too bad that car doesn’t exist. 😔

[@JohnySv]

The Ethiopian well was good!

[@raven_of_zoso455]

Which of Jezza's legs do you guys think May hates the most?

[@BlueflagAlpha]

Right

[@ethanschmid4104]

What episode is that at 14:21? I saw that once but I couldn’t find it anymore on KZbin.

[@josaphatfebrianj.f_works2838]

"that's like going out and buying a Playstation war game that isn't Call Of Duty" Battlefield : *hello*

[@worldwideroamers9227]

8:36 Gold

[@kallehenningsson3315]

Its like sittning in someones ear-Jeremy Clarkson

[@no-replies]

When I saw the F40 vs 959 episode I fell in love. With both of them. Countach and 512tr and I'm in heaven

[@sugarnads]

The 959 was a competitor for thr the mighty 288GTO, however. They compared the wrong, lesser, ferrari.

[@jacobbahr9316]

10:57 I love how Hammond takes his hand off the car when Mr Manlove... I mean John... says 'pubic hairs' and then steps away when he says 'faeces'

[@jonathanedwards4251]

We need a “brown car” compilation. ALL in favor, please hit like.

[@sugarnads]

Well, thats not gone well...

[@mrmawson2438]

Some of the words Clarkson say's 😆

[@diobrando6245]

9:58 got to be my fav

[@youraveragejoephoto]

The comment about Steven Hawking being “a great bloke” ended up aging like fine milk real quick recently

[@BorisShpilevoy]

What episode was it that James May drove the orange Camaro?

[@vidyagaems1653]

Hey what car is the one at 13:10 ?

[@SWalks2000]

9:42 Did Jeremy Clarkson invent the term bloo before Boris Johnson?

[@Rasscasse]

I think it’s just how people talk who have been to private school

[@archiedube8231]

It's like "silly metaphor"

[@Account1746]

More similes in here than metaphors but fuck it same shit

[@federicocampagnoni]

Hi, where have you found the original videos of the older episodes?

[@christianlenik5307]

1:30 nice cut to the next scene James

[@Nelykl27]

what show did he do the Zonda R at imola?

[@incog_nizant]

Can you add when Jeremy is driving “The Brutus” and says, “IT’S LIKE TRYING TO DO A CROSSWORD PUZZLE WHILE YOU’RE BEING EATEN BY A TIGER!”

[@petrosexualdesign]

You, sir. Are doing God's work.

[@sugarnads]

Lung nectar. My favourite exgf once said 'breathing is good for your lungs'

[@nick7928]

2:22 lmao 😂

[@crabmaster8174]

Sorry to nitpick, but most of these are simile, not metaphors. They say "like" instead of "is" for a lot of these.

[@decodolly1535]

Thank you! Came to say exactly the same thing.

[@crabmaster8174]

@@decodolly1535 All good mate!

[@Rasscasse]

Even though you are nitpicking, you were not pedantic enough to read the video title properly. Now there is irony for you! 😂

[@crabmaster8174]

@@Rasscasse It got updated my friend, thats why it got liked by the poster

[@itsoctotv]

7:46 dat turbo tho

[@Kugel--]

Some of these were similes. Tut tut tut

[@4neck8indaily94]

5:35 HILARIOUS

[@nordimejia5790]

4:20.... That is Harry's Fulvia, right?

[@kokodjamba6657]

11:18 I thought he was gonna say "But he is Iron Man"

[@nicholasw.3488]

It sounds, like a happy hippopotamus

[@junkstewy6990]

you should try doing a peter mandelsson compilation

[@iXlnte]

3:28 ‘...because, he’s an American, like you.’

[@zeniscunt1023]

Can you do compilation of captian slow word

[@legocreator1998]

8:36 you wait to see what happens to a house, when it is presented with THIIIIS moving at 400 rpm

[@greenbalaclavaman]

0:43 lmao

[@L34lXP]

@13:36 wich is the model of this lexus?

[@bagpuss121]

LFA

[@jackbotman]

That porn conversion joke was tops 🤣

[@27twilightmoon]

How about a compilation of mentions on politicians?