Classic Car Rally CHALLENGE - The Race begins! | Top Gear - Day 2

With the boys racking up penalty points at an alarming rate, day one of the rally hasn't gone to plan! Day two sees Jeremy, Richard and James in the familiar surroundings of a race track, but this is a race with a difference!
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[@futurecat]

In the full episode, there is a great moment when Maddy asked James to help her with her harness, and he says the incredibly James line "It's difficult to do this without accidentally getting hold of the work of the divine potter."

[@mstirlz]

And the noise when he first moves his hand 😂😂

[@jh565bb]

That was peak James May.

[@felixcatora4105]

Madison: "Why don't they speak English?" May: "..... Because they're Spanish." XD Gets me every time!

[@jake-8508]

Felix Catora :D

[@adamkatt]

lol

[@666demonknight666]

Felix Catora she is blonde you know xD

[@ODSTOninersIxTwO]

@@BloodAngel500 fake tits XD

[@Pfromm007]

She's also scripted, like the shorties and the lost in translation team.

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

So James May, who is single, gets Madison Welch; Hammond, who is short and extremely forgiving, gets a hot-tempered midget; and Clarkson, who is an offensive orangutan, gets a person who doesn't even speak English...

[@Harvester236]

James has had a girlfriend for 14 years, he just doesn't discuss her.

[@user-vt2ry3nj9f]

+JJ H Mr.May is not married??????

[@jdraper12]

+한동훈 pretty sure girlfriend =/= marriage

[@projectilequestion]

Richard Hammond is extremely angry. All the time.

[@Bartman954]

James has got a long time girlfriend who's named Sarah. They don't really believe in marriage

[@BTrapr40]

Let's be real, Madison was feeling James. James May is the man

[@az7378]

Madison: "Oh James." James May: "Cocking Nora this feels good."

[@polahwolah8609]

In Japan

[@aumjayakishatriya2982]

Let's be real, she was a blonde that asked why Spaniards aren't speaking English. She probably rubs up on many guys.

[@ThepPixel]

@@az7378 the best comment Ive ever read 😂😂

[@timothyoswald8618]

He's smooth. And that hair!

[@mrihavenoname1512]

Richard Hammond making short jokes is brilliant

[@AlexanderDiviFilius]

"PC world"

[@SethCocker05]

You're just saying what you can see out the window now that you've got a cushion!

[@Gilerajohannes]

Short shifted lol

[@ILanders585]

And a bit ironic too

[@deroger612]

it was a bit of shortcoming tho ngl

[@Pete762]

I love Hammond's akward conversations

[@angusyoung4418]

And James' masterful way of talking to women XD

[@chaz.92]

Hammonds a tool

[@miloshojman5473]

"I am losing my brakes” P E R F E C T O

[@GoldenDragonLord.]

"Get up, throw a donkey off a tower block, sit in a plastic chair by the side of the road, go to bed."

[@Rosi_in_space]

Nah, that sounds more like Greece...

[@Ashh6r]

GoldenDragonLord mate that is so funny, i literally only came on youtube to hear him say that again hahahahhah

[@anarkey2956]

AzbestoN That and he punched a producer in the face.....

[@deversandbello]

Where does a rush hour come from that?

[@Arc-Trinity]

Sebastian K He got himself sacked by assaulting someone you moron. He was given more chances than he deserved.

[@greene865]

close your eyes at 0:47 and just listen lol

[@dawhiteman1451]

lol

[@polo_sportz1705]

lmao

[@_Username__]

SUQMADIQ يالوصخ

[@Pwnzistor]

That was the whole joke.

[@chriscarter3027]

That's the point ya daft twat

[@skeve613]

James May: the most suave and itneresting man in Britain.

[@futurecat]

0:04 - just for a moment, Brian finds himself exactly the best height of all.

[@Drobbik]

69 likes, nice.

[@Mirrale]

@@Drobbik i unliked to preserve this

[@Drobbik]

@@Mirrale I refrained from liking it when I saw the gold

[@AsboJunior]

Poor James is trying so hard not to shout lol

[@Alex-cw3rz]

2:55 Brain almost breaks character

[@CosmoxYRik]

'You're just telling me things you can see out the window now you've got a cushion'. Genius.

[@dr.palsonp.h.d815]

dont get it not british

[@abramo7700]

@@dr.palsonp.h.d815 man small

[@dr.palsonp.h.d815]

@@abramo7700 i see thx

[@IrishModelRail]

"Meanwhile , back in PC World." Hahahahahahhaha!!!!

[@politeink5342]

I didn’t get it, can you explain it to me?

[@illuminati955]

@@politeink5342 PC stands for Politically Correct.

[@mrjohn.whereyoufrom]

2444668 67 Clarkson is being sarcastic on how old Hammond’s car is. PC World is a hi-tech computer and gadget store. Something that Hammond’s car is obviously not.

[@AJ-zv9tn]

@@mrjohn.whereyoufrom Nope the running joke is that Hammond had to continually explain himself

[@AJ-zv9tn]

@Sanidhya Dixit PC means politically correct

[@zero696]

Let's be honest, the hero in this challenge is clearly Mr. May. He managed to set a time even he's had full vision on the beautiful... er... ears of his copilot. I would like to see you guys trying not roll down a hill in the first corner. Mr. May you've earned my respect again.

[@ThePirouliette]

That Citroën was far ahead of its time, it already had standard lateral airbags

[@AlvinEranus]

he’s more of a convertible guy.

[@B0XMATTER]

@@ThePirouliette Mate, you had to crank it up like a Model T. More like far behind the times!

[@sinkbro]

​@@B0XMATTERDid you fully read the comment? 🤔

[@whyno545d9]

Richard: “…strangely, it was in the Citroën where things were getting hot.” James: “I think it’s in there.” Madison: “I can feel it.” James: “Yeah, it’s like a little tube.” Madison: “There. Ooo! That’s little!”

[@wsbill14224]

James is almost as sharp as his shotgun riding partner is hot.

[@therickman1990]

I like how in the beginning they all laughed at James' Citroën, but in the end it proved the most realible

[@bartdegryse9345]

His patience got rewarded, sigma mindset/grind. 🙈😎👍

[@danduong1445]

0:47 "I think it's in there" "I can feel it" "Yeah, it's like a little tube" "There...ooh... it's little...what..." 🤣

[@juniperflesco8477]

2:26 best one liner I've heard.

[@kayaktraveler3838]

"Youre just telling me stuff you can see now that youve got a cushion" 😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@aron331872]

2:15 the only time james spins the wheels and its in a 39 hp citroen

[@tieman3790]

It isnt wheel spin. Just tire squeaking

[@carlbirtles4518]

Wasn't it 32 bhp?

[@aron331872]

@@carlbirtles4518 úr right bút it had James at the wheel so obviously +7 hp

[@carlbirtles4518]

@@aron331872 Didn't James say the 0-60 time was 31.7 seconds?🐌

[@aron331872]

@@carlbirtles4518 /watch?v=0cLh2nRu_KM&ab_channel=TheDrummer4Life

[@KlunkerRider]

Of all times I've watched this challenge, the more I have to admit, for a Classic Car Rally, where you are strickley restricted speed and enthusiasm-wise, James Citroen is by far the best of the 3. Its really unique, a true classic and the way they outfitted it, perfect for classic rallying.

[@KlunkerRider]

***** Hot girls dig old Citroens.... well...maybe not as such XD

[@KlunkerRider]

***** Nothing says "hello girls" like Jame's pale blue Citroën Ami XD

[@mustsilm]

Yeah that specific Citroen even had the airbags.

[@SPEEDDEMONKAA]

Top gear can we please not skip out bits, its annoying missing the bit in between videos!

[@adamgrimsley2900]

Inbetween is ironically one word

[@bws1323]

@@adamgrimsley2900 Are you saying there's no space inbetween those words?

[@adamgrimsley2900]

@@bws1323 which words?

[@azreal4633]

@@adamgrimsley2900 'those words' = in between i think

[@Zak-ob5ze]

Watch the full episode then

[@Japanie2]

Why don't they speak english?! Because they're spanish!

[@Japanie2]

Shame i can't give it to you then. :)

[@imstupid880]

Damn James, guess his patience at the auction paid off in a roundabout way

[@MrPezdispencer]

"Get up throw a donkey off a tower block sitting a plastic chair by the side of the road, go to bed. Where does a rush hour come from in that?" I may or may not have laughed for about 30 seconds at that.

[@Jobot109]

Every time Hammond brings up a 'short' joke, it falls short of impressing his navigator

[@arthurwilson3680]

4:57 is probably my all time favourite analogy from jezza

[@GuninGames]

1:41 LMAO so majestic

[@alvarog5152]

So, for anyone interested, that guy just shouted to Jeremy saying: "A ¡Asesino!", Which means: "You, murder!

[@adorabasilwinterpock6035]

why

[@alvarog5152]

@@adorabasilwinterpock6035 dunno. But you can see that the man that was shouting had a bycicle by the road while Jeremy was killing the clutch haha

[@themadlad_]

Jeremy: its impossible to get lost James: **gets lost**

[@DanielSadjadian]

"How can they have a rush hour in Mallorca, nobody does anything" 😂

[@Kinzokugia]

"Which way?" 'Straight on.' "Are you sure?" 'No :)' I appreciate the honesty.

[@thatblokeofftheinternet]

The rush hour comes from getting more donkeys

[@ThePirouliette]

That Citroën Ami was far ahead of its time, it already had standard lateral airbags

[@thatvirusguy6642]

This rally race was james mays HARDEST one.

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

James should have said hello to Madison and then he'd of pulled.

[@arriviste2020]

Have to say that 'Hammond" isn't too good a driver in that Lanchester. Why he doesn't use that Wilson pre-select gearbox / transmission to it's full potential is a mystery. The car may be a bit of a barge, but using the Wilson to it's max will get that thing going round corners in a very impressive manner.

[@tacklefatkids]

if only they got a Scandinavian co-driver that would be hilarious to see their reactions on what the co-driver is telling them what's ahead

[@snoMedia]

There is no day 3 so i will never know how all this ended. My guess is they are still traveling to get somewhere.

[@aaronkaplan6217]

Grandpa didnt build the engine 😂😂😂

[@ImThe5thKing]

Holy shit James got a hot partner!

[@tomjones3993]

but lacking the best quality in a woman; intelligence.

[@tylerkemmerling6863]

Tom Jones 'hahahahahaha good one

[@wuhaoran32]

Tom Jones no it's not necessary. pretty women inspire men.

[@tomjones3993]

haoran wu inspire usto act like idiots, maybe. But to be better people, absolutely not.

[@tomjones3993]

Alex Stadtman I LOL in your face bro. Enjoy life....

[@BritishRailways60163]

4:02 Bollocks!

[@denverj8708]

I love how Jeremy is stuck in one gear on the highway going slowly with a helmet and racing seats

[@wazscience]

2:24 girl-why cant they speak english may- thats because their spanish lol

[@roskoer5218]

Get rekt bitch....GET REKT

[@futurecat]

Trivia: when Lauren Bacall and Humphrey Bogart hooked up, Bacall was two years younger than Maddy was here, and Bogart was four years older than James.

[@TheWalrus0608]

you know my boy james beating them guts

[@jeremyhorner9531]

I want to leave a like. But you're at 69

[@KartKing4ever]

"Because they're Spanish."

[@ShellyTheSeal]

How is that lady even a navigator?

[@chikitabowow]

+ShellyTheSeal She isn't. She's an idiot so they put her in as a Joker and comedy relief.

[@bvbinsane1vanity]

+ShellyTheSeal Have you never watched Top Gear before?

[@Darkkheart420]

+ShellyTheSeal big boobs.. thats why..

[@yannikbaltes3552]

+ShellyTheSeal lets say she has some other qualities.

[@slitor]

Why does Clarkson have a navigator he can't understand?

[@B0XMATTER]

The Citroën has grown on me. I think it looks rather nice in that color. Very clean.

[@WildTheFemboy]

“Why don’t they speak English?” “Because they’re Spanish.” That’s kinda the same as walking up to someone in a wheelchair and saying “Why are you in a wheelchair?” And their leg is twisted.

[@turkishstig8489]

0:48 I literally choked here

[@hariharan224]

Oo that's little XD

[@flaetsbnort]

That momment at 3:02 when Hammond is left behind by the camera car

[@atlantic_31]

Damn James May are really good at flirting

[@lNewAge]

I'm from Mallorca and I've driven through all the roads in the video, and i think my car appears at 4:44 It's the Ford Ka the silver 1, that street is called paseo mallorca. There is always traffic in that motorway because there's an industrial area. 2 lanes on the motorway and only 1 short entrance and now it's worst beacause it's in building work to make a 3rd lane and they've narrowed the 2 lanes.

[@jasonbentley9968]

Tbh when they messed with Jeremy's car by jamming the heater on, that would actually work out better for the car wouldn't it; helping the engine keep cool? So they actually slightly improved performance? :O

[@user-mh6ij3ed3l]

LMAO @ "How could they have a rush hour in Majorca? Nobody does anything."

[@Unusederas]

BRU IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR PART 2 OF THIS FOR AGES!!!

[@HerbieChuckNorris]

"why don't they speak English?" "because they're Spanish" - I died!

[@bensstuff1889]

Hammond: it's making a bad noise and a bad smell Brian: 'Oh bollocks' It sounds like Brian's saying bullocks in a gruff voice

[@ashton5058]

Who’s here after the drive tribe ep

[@WB_Mel]

James May and that girl being the complete opposites is HILARIOUS

[@sdfilmproductions4193]

They do say opposites attract.

[@iCazZiStronZi]

I love how Hammond got to ride with the midget soo he can feel tall for once lol 😂 I feel his pain I’m 5’ 5” and fully grown

[@aclark903]

How can you reach to type? 🤔

[@iCazZiStronZi]

@@aclark903 I can’t

[@backwheelbandits2.0]

Her:why don't they speak English May: cause there spanish🤣🤣🤣

[@mountainanderson5597]

"Why dont they speak english???" "'Cause their spanish... "

[@wankstallion]

Neither can you - they’re

[@donSBLo92]

James May, got the money, got the girl. Real man.

[@robw7676]

"I didn't mean Jeremy's car is bad because it's a Midget" 😂

[@liamsamonte7666]

3:34 put captions on

[@shivas3003]

well so for sex Yep sports all

[@OTKSenior]

"nobody does anything. get up, throw a donkey off a tower block. sit in a plastic chair by the side of the road. go to bed" - a typical day in Mallorca according to JC. LOL! xD

[@vaantsy]

tonight on bottom gear. we're joining classic rally, me learning new language and my ass is burning, hammond insulted a midget, and james having the time of his life

[@claudioklr]

Who is here after seeing the Tiff video from 2021? :-D

[@williamcrabb7245]

If you don't know James has to deal with madisons navigating experience and lack of interest, Jeremy had malfunctioning gauges witch made calculating his speed difficult and Richard's car breaked down and overheated a lot

[@miaouew]

This show is pure gold.

[@YouAreHereification]

'Get up, throw a donkey off a tower block. Sit in a plastic chair by the side of the road. Go to bed. Where does a rush hour come from in that?' Jeremy Clarkson you are hilarious.

[@user-yv6ug9di4r]

That citroën is beautiful

[@justinanderson8758]

Madison Welch is the opposite of the Citroen which is small

[@liamsamonte7666]

2:26 put captions on

[@Eviction76]

4:54 the best thing ever said on BBC Television 😂😂

[@Theak47forall]

ahhahahaha i love how James is always a bit awkward with the hot babe :D

[@unexceptionalcars914]

Genuinely that Citroën looks fantastic.

[@raindeer2580]

"Why arent they speaking English" "Because their Spanish" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jazmyn594]

Right...... now pout! *james pouts* xD sooooo funny!!!

[@themaniacfarmer]

The Citroen looked and did the best!

[@MiniOne82]

Such a great feature. So funny. Madison was such a good looking young women back then.

[@russellcupples2170]

The rush hour comes from going to get more Donkeys Jeremy .Lol

[@ConcordeStudios20]

"We got one gear I can do nothing" ROTFL Everytime.

[@davidolmedo4634]

Wow, can't understand that this was 10 years ago...

[@deancock]

Can anyone tell me which series and episode is this?

[@GloryHoleBased]

thx m8 much love

[@luridvacancy9921]

***** Are you sure?

[@ryancoveyduc9160]

Series 13 episode 6. There's a wiki page that outlines every episode of every series.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

I like the Spanish/Italian man Jeremy was with, reminds me of my old barber actually. Especially “I’m losing the brakes!” *turns* “Perfecto!”

[@MrConfrigo]

thank you

[@suckmydingledong]

Currently sipping tea while eating fish and chips and watching Top Gear with Judas Priest in the background

[@adaboulaspipikonos1399]

jeremy's instructor was the funniest

[@JKsexymofo19]

Thanx bro!

[@DanLTjoe]

LOL the way Jeremy's assistant said no, "Nawwww??" LMFao aye.

[@harrymills7362]

"Ever fallen...." *Throws out the window*

[@michaelaustin7339]

I've watched parts 1 & 2 of this challenge, one of the better ones they did, a good location, 2 decent cars out of three, BUT where is the third and final part of this rally, where they race around a small circuit and find out the results?

[@ddogthepimp]

good one

[@generaldecker9971]

Man I miss this show. Good days.